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Welcome into 2025, and welcome to another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this first episode of 2025, we discuss the Lions, and hope they beat the Minnesota Vikings to win the NFC, since this was recorded before the game actually happened. We also discuss the craziness that is the College Football Playoffs this year, along with the constant crashing in Black Ops 6. We do another edition of Functional Idiots React, and ...

Welcome into 2025, and welcome to another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this first episode of 2025, we discuss the Lions, and hope they beat the Minnesota Vikings to win the NFC, since this was recorded before the game actually happened. We also discuss the craziness that is the College Football Playoffs this year, along with the constant crashing in Black Ops 6. We do another edition of Functional Idiots React, and ...

Happy Holidays to all you Functional Idiots!! We have a special episodes that has so much adult themed segments, that it would make Pornhub blush. Speaking of which, we go over the Pornhub 2024 Year in Review and it doesn't disappoint. A talk about a new Superman movie leads into a discussion about movies as a whole, and why they are unoriginal and suck. A little bit of football talk for both NFL and college, and as always, we wrap...

Happy Holidays to all you Functional Idiots!! We have a special episodes that has so much adult themed segments, that it would make Pornhub blush. Speaking of which, we go over the Pornhub 2024 Year in Review and it doesn't disappoint. A talk about a new Superman movie leads into a discussion about movies as a whole, and why they are unoriginal and suck. A little bit of football talk for both NFL and college, and as always, we wrap...

In the third installment of this week's episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast, we do a Functional Idiots React to a man in SoCal that has an interesting way of being a foodie on a tight budget. Pornstar birthdays and our picks for Functional Idiots of the Week round this week's 3 part episode. Parts 1 and 2 have already been released, so go give those a listen too! Enjoy!

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In Part 2 of this week's episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast, we discuss superpowers, but they have drawbacks that make them less appealing. We trudge our way back down the real life GTA server of Florida and are reminded of why we left that place a while back. A pornstar in Australia is going for a world record relating to the episodes' title, and plumbers are wary of what is called "Brown Friday". Part 3 will be out shortly ...

Another edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast means more dead brain cells. In this first of three parts, we discuss the Lions being absolute units in the NFL, along with the hit on Trevor Lawrence in which some strong opinions were said. Our bangers of the week are Christmas themed for the month of December, and Dillon's fact this week is Christmas themed as well. Make sure you give the subsequent parts a listen too when they ge...

In this second part of this week's Functional Idiots Podcast, we play the game Fake Takixs where we attack and defend hot takes that we don't necessarily agree with. We also debate the causes of massive pile-ups on the highways, and wonder why Santa has so much drip? Pornstar Birthdays wraps up the episode along with our picks for Functional Idiot of the Week. Part 1 came out a few days prior, so make sure you go give that a listen...

Happy Post Thanksgiving to all you wonderful idiots. We are back once again with an edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast where we recall our Thanksgiving holiday, why the Lions should've lost their game as was tradition, and also a certain kitchen food that also doubles as a dildo is being recalled. Part 2 will be out on Thursday the 5th of December. Make sure you give that a listen when that comes out too! Enjoy!

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In Part 2, we do a draft of the must have items for Thanksgiving. The first snowfall for most of Michigan happened the previous week, and a little scolding is needed for people who seemingly forget that winter weather brings snow covered roads. Make sure you also give Part 1 a listen to as well. Enjoy!

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In this first part of the 53rd episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast, Dillon tells a work story about how someone decides to pick a fight, for no apparent reason. Another rendition of Trucker Thoughts brings a barrel of thought provoking laughs and so much more. Look out for Part two later in the week. Enjoy!

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