The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary

• Cody’s Birthday Present
• Ozawa has a gun
• Ominous symbolism
• El of Ground Metalix
• Ryo’s status quo, more, again
• Stupidly Amazing v Amazingly Stupid
• Tropasatsu: Badass Normal
• Theos’ s new plan
• More cosmic bukkake
• Various ways to kill God
• Sawaki goes out with a literal thud
• Omuro’s leadership style
• A very common warehouse
• The height of human civilization
• Time zones exist
• How Ozawa avoided prosecution
• Hojo isn’...

This Week’s Kamentary

TW: We continue to discuss suicidal ideation and self-harm in this episode.

• Our writing pet peeves
• NPC’s
• The Brass gets a personality
• Not all jokes translate
• Chef doesn’t care about your health problems
• A Goodbye
• A weird astrology fact
• Kana v Mana
• At least someone is smiling
• Shut up and get in the bug suit Shoichi
• Tropasatsu: Stuffed in a Fridge
• An amusing name for a cake shop
• Kana pulls a Shoichi
• Welcome...

This Week’s Kamentary

TW: As with this entire arc, we discuss suicide again this episode.

• Pine Needle Soda
• CATS, more, again
• Several completely useless scenes
• Breaking and Entering
• Tropasatsu: Cosmic Convergence
• Rick and Morty, more, again
• A very impressive jump in logic
• Shirakawa Nozumi
• Senator Kelly and Magneto
• Another pointless scene
• The wrong lesson
• Everything is better with sass
• Another drink bet
• Manse Sawaki
• El Lord of G...

This Week’s Kamentary

Trigger Warning: This episode features discussion of suicide.

• Beige Flags
• Kill Confirms, or lack there of
• We’ve learned nothing from X-Men
• Meuniere
• Professional Courtesy
• Dawson Casting
• Omuro has big feels
• Various uses of a merry go round
• A very complicated master plan
• Class solidarity
• Parallels
• The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
• Job security
• A pillar of responsibility
• Ship tease
• Uncomfortable cultura...

This Week’s Kamentary

• Caffeine delivery vehicles of choice
• Ryo’s biggest opponent
• Hikawa is Gus the Theatre Cats
• Tiachi’s dialog for the episode
• Mr Kamen Rider
• Chef Kuromoto
• Omakura Kana
• Mizuhara Risa, Scorpion
• What Theos has been up to for a month
• Shoichi’s happiness
• Villainous Breakdown
• Se7en
• Gordon Ramsey is a toku fan
• “Fixing” motorcycles
• Omuro’s new job
• A moderate speed chase
• The El of Wind
• Ryo returns to form
• Budget conc...

• Expressions of Jared’s joy
• James McAvoy
• Jed’s X-Men readthrough, more, again
• Cody’s new aspiration
• Shoichi’s pity party
• Boyfriend hope
• A harem series
• Every character’s downfall
• Schrodinger’s asphalt
• The surprising limits of God’s powers
• Kino is genuinely cool
• The reason for Hikawa’s vision problems
• Teamwork, and its limitations
• Shoichi is built different
• Sepsis is not fine
• #Ohnoue
• Tropasatsu: Did you just punchout Cthulu?!
• Axo...

This Week’s Kamentary

• Souvenirs
• The correct pronunciation of OOO
• The last episode?
• God is a pursuit predator
• The tragically ludicrous
• Invicible
• Quantum fetish theory
• Kino as Rum Tum Tugger
• Majima as Bartok (From Anastasia)
• Ericius Liquor, or Drunk Eric
• Levels of friendship
• Majima is a pick me girl
• Psychic proof
• Jared has trust issues
• People not going to therapy
• Boonboomger
• Science
• Heel/Face or Face/Heel Revolving Door
• Falco’s ...

This Week’s Kamentary

• The Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum
• Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
• The power of editing
• The healing power of Ryo’s abs
• Lamp 2 Electric Boogaloo
• An abundance of flashbacks
• Red Herring
• We are, technically, an educational podcast
• A meaningless cutaway
• Taichi gets territorial
• A startling revelation
• Porn audio
• Introducing a little mystery into the universe
• Return of the pelvic flood lamp
• A disappointi...

This Week’s Kamentary

• Jared’s new old fixation
• Oda Eiichiro
• Fan Mail
• A parade of juicy finishers
• Cosmological implications, maybe
• Introducing your boyfriend to your girlfriend
• If you want something done right
• A rather large plot whole
• Shoichi’s lack of meta-awareness
• Pedantry, more, again
• Shoichi/Sawaki disambiguation, more, again
• Family has obligations
• Volucris Ulucus
• Yu Yu Hakasho is a bisexual show
• Kono is too wholesome
• Res...

This Week’s Kamentary

• The Pokémon TCG, more, again
• The Bazaar
• It’s About Damn Time
• Whole Episode Flashback
• Predatory, disambiguation
• Ashihara Kazu
• Cosmic Balance
• A who’s who of dead characters
• Prometh Michael, Overlord of Light
• An unimportant digression
• Various levels of stranger danger
• Shooting Agito Seeds
• The Snow Queen
• A kinder, softer Kino
• Things not to share with new people
• Powers of a God, or a Creed music video
• Shoichi’...

This Week’s Kamentary

• The Gundam TCG, again
• Card foiling in card games
• Possible Patreon specials
• Foreignese
• Confusion, persons and names
• A nice date
• Erotic Eating
• Bad feng shui
• Unhealthy coping mechanisms
• The Agito Club
• A completely pointless scene
• Not The Fugitive
• A cheap and useless mirror
• Theos is a bitch
• Power Rangers Wild Force
• Not how any of this works
• Hikawa is moving too fast
• More wasted screen time
• Boundaries
• A gross ...

This Week’s Kamentary

• Gundam games
• Street Dance of China
• Benefits and pitfalls of 1.75 speed
• Temporary lamp spines
• The professor gets it
• A lack of shirts
• Ramen fortune telling, again
• Hikawa is a nervous ingénue
• Sardonic projection
• How Santa and Kamen Riders are alike
• How to survive a toku production
• Skelos Glaucus
• The nuts Hikawa wants
• Shoichi/Sawaki, again
• Police vs. Superspeed
• Moving at the Speed of Plot
• The Toku Cut
• Fucking...

This Episode’s Kamentary

• Cody has a talent for understatement
• Incarnations of Immortality
• A continued disappointing lack of vehicular murder
• Boris Karlov’s The Mummy slow walk
• Ryo’s new phobia
• The GA-04 Antoures
• The most suspicious thing Hojo can say
• Hikawa misses the point, continually
• Exposition
• Fourth wall breaks
• Kino needs to make up his mind
• Majima’s complicated feelings on being Agito
• Pursuit Predation
• The Idiot Amadam
• T...

This Episode’s Kamentary

CW: This episode discusses emotional abuse. (23:45-25:29

• The Everworld Approach
• The boys steal my thunder
• Evil Hand
• Weak ass anesthesia
• Ozawa is still the best
• Identity concealing shoulder pads
• Agito has lost all meaning
• How not to treat a wound
• A better universe
• Things get too real
• Hojo’s trigger words
• Weaponized Bureaucracy
• Majima went to the Jarvan school of helping
• Our favorite moment in the episod...

This Episode’s Kamentary

• Dragonsteel Nexus
• Pokemon Pocket TCG, again
• The Crocodile Hunter
• Hojo being nice?
• Various explanations for plot holes
• Mistaken Identity
• Stardew Valley
• Existential Farming
• Hikawa flirting
• Ryo’s bruised titty
• The Agito Capture Plan 2.0. 3.0?
• Ozawa’s bullshit meter
• Deus Ex Machina
• Stellio Dextera
• What vaping does to you
• Emotional Abuse
• Dramatic doctor assignments
• No one is changing their behavior
• Confusio...

This Episode’s Kamentary

• Question Mark Man
• Flamecraft
• Yet another Agito
• New credits
• Kino’s so kool, more, again
• Tomato Cake
• Medical malpractice with a bow on it
• The true origin of the Dyatlov Pass Incident
• Kamen Rider does not understand medicine, more, again
• A dropped plot
• Strange places to walk a dog
• How is Canosus like peanut butter?
• A masterful disguise
• Mana’s superpowers, more, again
• How bike maintenance does not work
• Sta...

This Episode’s Kamentary

• Cody disappears for Brandon Sanderson
• Florida law
• Kamen Rider protagonist hair
• A bat’leth?
• Prage
• Proof vampires don’t exist
• Ryo’s bisexual hair
• Shoichi’s manic episode
• Hikawa requires supervision
• Corvus Canosus
• Japanese Neo
• The Hero of the Akatsuki-gou
• This is not an Omegaverse podcast
• Kamen Rider doesn’t understand medicine
• One way to get access to an OR
• Blue Cross Blue Shield guidelines
• Coolness, you...

This Episode’s Kamentary

• Pokémon Pocket TCG
• Kamen Rider Gavv
• We’re old
• Ryo’s comeuppance
• Conflict resolution
• The true leader of The Akatsuki-Gou
• Homoerotic tension, more, again
• Propheta Cruentus, The Blood-Stained Prophet
• El of Water’s go to
• Man Cold Moments
• World saving shift work
• American Magic
• Same sex marriage in Japan, or lack there of
• Self-actualization, minus the self
• Agito Burning Form
• The Rule Symbolism
• Ryo’s personal...