The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
Episodes
Tell me your stats.
Questions asked:
- How has it been having your name?
- It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times?
- You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping?
- You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?
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Are you going to eat jerky?
Questions asked:
- Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character?
- Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin)
- $45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it?
- What's your idle animation?
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The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.
Questions asked:
- What's the best anime opening?
- Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your (little?) buddy?
- You get to try one food from an anime. Which?
- What's something from media/video games that needs to...
We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.
Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.
Questions asked:
- What's your hell city?
- What's your nutritional supplement scam?
- What's one of your weird bad habits?
- You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)
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Thanks for another great year everyone. See you in 2026.
Questions asked:
- Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, why is Santa Claus the best pirate ever?
- Thanks to the state of capitalism, coal has become far more valuable than toys. What does Santa give naughty kids in the year of our Lord 2025 Anno Domini?
- Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Toys. What's your situation?
- Favorite Christmas food or drink?
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The energy in this one, yeah?
Questions asked:
- What famous person do you want to come back from the dead to create one more piece of media?
- You get to invent a new pie crust. What's coming out of your oven? (Leah)
- Which Pokemon would cause the most destruction in the real world? (Bonus: Which would integrate perfectly into our society?)
- What's something you appreciate about yourself?
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Again, a huge thank you to Another Anime Con and AniMaine!
Now Tex Avery, he was onto something.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite thing that your pet(s) do(es)?
- What life statistic do you want to know about yourself?
- I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating Session went well. Which one connected with you most?
- Which minor villain do you wish got more screen time?
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A roller derby of all time.
Questions asked:
- What's an article of clothing you own that just sends your confidence through the roof?
- What's your roller derby name?
- For what type of plant do you want to have a guaranteed green thumb? (Leah)
- What media do you regret interacting with the most?
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So, so spooky.
Questions asked:
- What is the most underrated Halloween candy?
- Which classic horror monster is the best cook?
- What are you handing out instead of candy?
- What's the best costume you ever wore?
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...Which version is it?
Questions asked:
- What famous painter do you commission for a portrait?
- What's incredibly overrated?
- Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival?
- If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?
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CW: Auditory sensory deal -- 00:27:30-00:27:46.
We're all tooth cursed now.
Questions asked:
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What's your favorite vice?
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Would you please make one of your favorite noises for me?
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What day-to-day mundanity do you want to disappear?
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What's something simple that you love?
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To all our Two Listeners, thank you so much for a wonderful two years.
Questions asked:
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What's your favorite cutesy phrase?
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What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?
- Aliens and humans are perfect...
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Shout outs to @cavachino for his great answer
Everyone yells. Come, yell with us.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite Pokeball?
- What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
- What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get...
Check out Percy's art! They did my shirt: @rollerblates
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Evan's sick, but still funnier than Conor.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite Pokeball?
- What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
- What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in ...
Not too hot, not too cold, this episode's juuuuuust right.
Questions asked:
- Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
- What mundane, everyday task should be the next Olympic event?
- What personal hell does Satan have sequestered away in a small corner of the Inferno awaiting you?
- Why should I care about your favorite piece of obscure media?
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CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45
This is a good episode, trust us.
Questions asked:
- What opinion survey would you ask the world?
- What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist?
- Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x
- What song just never gets old?
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C...
Happy Summer, y'all.
Questions asked:
- There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place?
- Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs?
- How are you improving fireworks?
- Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?
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Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.
Questions asked:
- What's your 1920s gangster nickname?
- What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it?
- What instrument has the most sex appeal?
- Which anime battle has impacted you the most?
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Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.
Questions asked:
- If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss?
- You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?)
- What's your favorite smell?
- In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?
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Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.
Questions asked:
- Favorite obscure song?
- What sport (no E) would you want to be good at?
- Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first?
- Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?
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