The Answer’s a Lemon

So, so spooky.

Questions asked:

• What is the most underrated Halloween candy?
• Which classic horror monster is the best cook?
• What are you handing out instead of candy?
•  What's the best costume you ever wore?

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Which version is it?

Questions asked:

• What famous painter do you commission for a portrait?
• What's incredibly overrated?
• Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival?
• If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?

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CW: Auditory sensory deal -- 00:27:30-00:27:46.

We're all tooth cursed now.

Questions asked:

• What's your favorite vice?

• Would you please make one of your favorite noises for me?

• What day-to-day mundanity do you want to disappear?

• What's something simple that you love?

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To all our Two Listeners, thank you so much for a wonderful two years.

Questions asked:

• What's your favorite cutesy phrase?

• What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?

   

• Aliens and humans are perfect...

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Shout outs to @cavachino for his great answer

Everyone yells. Come, yell with us.

Questions asked:

• What's your favorite Pokeball?
• What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
• What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get...

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Evan's sick, but still funnier than Conor.

Questions asked:

• What's your favorite Pokeball?
• What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
• What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in ...

Not too hot, not too cold, this episode's juuuuuust right.

Questions asked:

• Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
• What mundane, everyday task should be the next Olympic event?
• What personal hell does Satan have sequestered away in a small corner of the Inferno awaiting you?
• Why should I care about your favorite piece of obscure media?

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Chill with u...

CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45

This is a good episode, trust us.

Questions asked:

• What opinion survey would you ask the world?
• What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist?
• Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x
• What song just never gets old?

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Happy Summer, y'all.

Questions asked:

• There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place?
• Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs?
• How are you improving fireworks?
• Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?

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Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.

Questions asked:

• What's your 1920s gangster nickname?
• What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it?
• What instrument has the most sex appeal?
• Which anime battle has impacted you the most?

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Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.

Questions asked:

• If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss?
• You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?)
• What's your favorite smell?
• In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?

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Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.

Questions asked:

• Favorite obscure song?
• What sport (no E) would you want to be good at?
• Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first?
• Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?

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Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!

Questions asked:

• What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve?
• What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves?
• About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate?
• What unitasker do we actually need?

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Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.

Questions asked:

• Which punctuation mark represents you?
• You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase?
• Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be?
• You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?

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CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs).  00:09:54-00:15:12

Wanna trade media?

Questions asked:

• What concept/experience do we need a word for in English?
• If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be?
• Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what?
• What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?

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Please don't vote for us.

Questions asked:

• If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be?
• What band has zero right being as good as they are?
• What's something you just don't give a shit about?
• Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?

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We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.

Questions asked:

• Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\
• What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll)
• What is your thrifting holy grail?
• What's your go-to kitchen hack?

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Raise your malort, it's another episode!

Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48.

Questions asked:

• What conspiracy theory are you starting?
• What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book?
• Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental?
• You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?

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This one's for you Marisa!

Questions asked:

• What equipment from Zelda do you want to own?
• What's in your dragon hoard?
• What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do?
• What does your cult worship?

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