The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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Questions asked:
- If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
- What is your favorite mythical creature?
- Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
- What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
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It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
- If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
- You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
- What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
- What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
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It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
- You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
- You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
- How many flower petals are too many?
- Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?
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Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.
Questions asked:
- What's your fursona?
- You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
- You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
- What's your least favorite office jargon?
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Evan's back was getting to him in this one.
Questions asked:
- TBU
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.
Questions asked:
- What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
- What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
- Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
- Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?
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Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite kaiju?
- What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?
- If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?
- Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?
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Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.
Questions asked:
- What is your favorite song not in your native language?
- What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?)
- Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you?
- What animal, creature, or organism would you remove fro...
Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about?
Questions asked:
- You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools?
- How can someone win you over?
- What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy?
- What's the best love song?
- What's something small, but endearing about your partner?
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Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks!
Questions asked:
- How do you feel about liminal spaces?
- What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto?
- If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be?
- What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
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We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions.
Questions asked:
- You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it?
- If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be?
- What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
- Who is your favorite mononymn?
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There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor.
Questions asked:
- If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be?
- You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which?
- Bagel or donut?
- Dogs have had it too good for too long, it's time for an upgrade. What's one thing you would change about dogs to cr...
Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you!
Questions asked:
- What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you?
- What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory?
- If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize?
- You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep? <...
Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor.
Questions asked:
- If you were an exercise, which would you be?
- Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this?
- What is your guilty pleasure video game?
- What is your go-to snakemeal?
- The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a contin...
So, that's what I did.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite video game OST?
- Baths or showers?
- What is your heel wrestling Persona?
- If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice?
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Happy Hell Christmas, y'all.
Questions asked:
- Which horror villain gives the best hugs?
- If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft?
- What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date?
- If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item of yours, what would that be?
- What was something from childhood TV that scared ...
May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't.
Questions asked:
- You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called?
- If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like?
- You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the feathers from?)
- What animal would you ride into battle?
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I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party.
Questions asked:
- Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?)
- What's your midlife crisis food stand?
- What genre of henchmen would you have?
- What game would you play Death for your soul?
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Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory.
Questions asked:
- Where is your happy place?
- What's your favorite lie?
- You have a monument in your honor made. What is it?
- You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house?
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Who let these boys under the same roof?
The God of Odd sojourns in the PNW to visit Evan. They make their partners wait to enjoy a lovely day in Seattle to chat. Hope you're hungry for more because there's a lot of food talked about in this one.
Questions asked:
- What is your most aesthetically pleasing word?
- You can eat and dig...
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