The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
Episodes
Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
Questions asked:
- You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
- Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
- You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
- What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
- What food item would actually be...
Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
Questions asked:
- What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
- What's stressing you out right now?
- You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
- Which band name would be your best nickname?
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Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.
Questions asked:
- What's one of life's small pleasures?
- If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
- You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)
- What's your favorite day of the week?
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...I can't believe it happened.
Questions asked:
- What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
- You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
- Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
- We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?
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- TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
- F...
Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?
Questions asked:
- The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team?
- Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery?
- What's your go-to candy color?
- What is your sensory picadillo?
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This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!
Questions asked:
- What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in?
- What's your favorite form of public transit?
- You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot?
- What's the worst game to get really good at?
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Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.
Questions asked:
- Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
- Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
- Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
- If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
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Nice.
Questions asked:
- Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
- Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
- Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
- If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
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Scraggy.
Questions asked:
- Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot?
- Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?)
- Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
- If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
Send us your weird questions:
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- Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
- TikTo...
Battle. Pope.
Questions asked:
- What medieval peasant job would you have?
- Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats?
- What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
- What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?
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- TikTok:...
Tell me your stats.
Questions asked:
- How has it been having your name?
- It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times?
- You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping?
- You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?
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Are you going to eat jerky?
Questions asked:
- Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character?
- Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin)
- $45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it?
- What's your idle animation?
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- TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
- Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/
The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.
Questions asked:
- What's the best anime opening?
- Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your (little?) buddy?
- You get to try one food from an anime. Which?
- What's something from media/video games that needs...
We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.
Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.
Questions asked:
- What's your hell city?
- What's your nutritional supplement scam?
- What's one of your weird bad habits?
- You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)
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Thanks for another great year everyone. See you in 2026.
Questions asked:
- Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, why is Santa Claus the best pirate ever?
- Thanks to the state of capitalism, coal has become far more valuable than toys. What does Santa give naughty kids in the year of our Lord 2025 Anno Domini?
- Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Toys. What's your situation?
- Favorite Christmas food or drink?
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The energy in this one, yeah?
Questions asked:
- What famous person do you want to come back from the dead to create one more piece of media?
- You get to invent a new pie crust. What's coming out of your oven? (Leah)
- Which Pokemon would cause the most destruction in the real world? (Bonus: Which would integrate perfectly into our society?)
- What's something you appreciate about yourself?
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Again, a huge thank you to Another Anime Con and AniMaine!
Now Tex Avery, he was onto something.
Questions asked:
- What's your favorite thing that your pet(s) do(es)?
- What life statistic do you want to know about yourself?
- I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating Session went well. Which one connected with you most?
- Which minor villain do you wish got more screen time?
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A roller derby of all time.
Questions asked:
- What's an article of clothing you own that just sends your confidence through the roof?
- What's your roller derby name?
- For what type of plant do you want to have a guaranteed green thumb? (Leah)
- What media do you regret interacting with the most?
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So, so spooky.
Questions asked:
- What is the most underrated Halloween candy?
- Which classic horror monster is the best cook?
- What are you handing out instead of candy?
- What's the best costume you ever wore?
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Which version is it?
Questions asked:
- What famous painter do you commission for a portrait?
- What's incredibly overrated?
- Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival?
- If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?
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