We Have That Podcast At Home

In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.

We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we get the best combo.

Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can Frankenstein them together and discover the chimera inside.

We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.

We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that we’re not making it up as we go.

It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so plumb bad at it, but we’ve got good advice, reviews, quizzes, and homunculus veterans to pad the bad out.

Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.

We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.

Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.

How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.

I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.

You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.

We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting, backstabbing, lying, pandering, nothing is off the table.

Guessing movie plots or real life crimes is a skill I’m proud to put on a resume, and it’s also the theme of this episode. Melancholia sucks.

Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how underrated A1 sauce is.

We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed up with a heavy groan.