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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another j Bull phone cracking weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeaux. I'm calling from Julius.
I was looking for Keanu. Who's got a ring in
here that's getting engraved.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, yes, this is ready. I can come pick it
up today.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Will Yes, I would caution you against coming down here
to pick it up today. I'm actually just calling you
with kind of an update on your ring that you
were having engaged.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Now it is a nice rings there for a special occasion.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, it's my husband and I anniversary. So I wanted
to do something you know.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Nice to it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And yeah, when I brought it in they said it'd
be ready today.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, well yes it was supposed to be ready today.
But I do have some unfortunate news for you. That
ring is now dead and gone. I'm so sorry about the.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a ring, it's added the object.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Dead and gone is what I say when something's been
ruined beyond repair. So that ring is dead and gone.
I'm so sorry about this. That ring dead, that ring.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Gone wait wait wait wait wait ruined beyond repair.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's a ring. Yes, yes, it is what you did?
You ruin it? Did you break it? Like what? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Uh, not necessarily broken, but it is broken. Yes, that
ring is dead. That ring is gone. I'm so sorry
about is.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Absolutely not What.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Do you mean, I'm so sorry. You need to give
me some kind of explanation or a replacement.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Have you ever watched any of those telenovelas, you know,
those Spanish drama shows.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, yes, Well so sometimes when I'm engraving some of
our jewelry, I just sit and watch my teleing ovailers
while i'm doing it, you know, kind of a time
killer sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And it's what's really good when I'm watching right now.
If you want a recommendation for a good show, it is.
I mean, that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't want a recommendation for no show.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I want my ring. Well, okay, so here's what had happened.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So I was watching the telling novella while I was
engraving on the ring for your husband for your anniversary present,
and something just so spicy happened, and I was saying
ideas in Spanish, you know, oh God, and I accidentally
engraved ideas on the ring, the whole ring instead of
what I was supposed to put on it, So that
ring is dead gone.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So you're telling me you were watching the soap opera
and you got so distracted that you engraved a word
in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yes, ideas.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We were just supposed to engrave a date on the ring.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
How did you get a letter?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, that is not the only reason it is dead gone.
I'm so sorry. What had happened on the telling novella
that I was watching. The main character was having an affair,
and I had no idea, and so I decided I
accidentally went ahead and engraved ideas on it, which is like,
oh god. And then I jumped because she got caught.
And when I jumped, the ring slipped out of my
hand and it rode out in the street.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
It rolled out on the street. It rode out in
the street, and then the trash truck came and ran
right over it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So my god, oh my god, Oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Like serious, sir, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Done talking to you. I want to seek peer manager
in your manager on the line right now. I want
to speak to a supervisor immediately. I'm gonna tell you
that your idiot employee engraved audios on my ring because
he was watching a telenovella and let my ring roll
out in the street and get hit by a trash
trust And now you're just sitting here talking to me
(03:40):
about this stupid TV show like I give it and
you're gonna get fired and then you can spend on
the time watching the Super Bottle Mexican soap.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
How about tell you that this is actually Doubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your sister Charmaine set you up.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
She said you were getting a ring engraved for your anniversary.
President wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh my god, he did, he did.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh I'm so hot.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm so hot.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm like sitting over your wedding right now, you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh my god. Oh about a radio.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh no, we.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
This is another two bolt phone pranks, weekday mornings on
the twenties. Only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from resorts and
Turks and Caicos. I was looking for Izzy, who's going
to be having a wedding here next week.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, this is she hizy, how are you?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm good, I'm you know, I'm stressed and oh with.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
The wedding stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I imagine next weekend is when you plan on tying
the knot with your fiance and you've got a bunch
of family friends all that stuff coming into town and
made all the arrangements and would have been a beautiful thing.
But yeah, yeah, we have big news, very exciting. Are
(05:22):
you a Lady gagaff fan?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
She's I mean, she's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh okay, well, huge Lady Gaga fan over here. And
guess who has also booked this day that weekend?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, yes, so okay, so what does that have to
do with my wedding?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So I didn't hear?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, well i'll just tell you if Lady Gaga, I
didn't know if if that's if you, Lady Gaga has
booked the weekend at our resort, and she's booked every
room because she's having a huge underwater themed poetry slam
that we're putting together. Isn't that amazing? I mean, only
gogs would think of to do that, an underwater poetry slam.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Sokod I'm sorry, I guess I'm just not understanding. What
are you.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Like, I don't what does this have to do with
my wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, Lady Gaga booked every room in the resort and
now we're going to be dedicated to doing the underwater
poetry Slam hosted by Lady Gaga, which is amazing for us.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, sorry, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So are you telling me that
I'm sorry? I'm really having a hard time wrapping my
head around this. That doesn't really make any sense.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I know, it's crazy, right, we thought Lady Gaga would
be here posting her underwater theme poetry slam.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm sure your mind's going nuts too.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, I'm not talking about Lady Gaga. I'm talking about
the fact that you're telling me that I can't have
my wedding here now. I've had this venue booked for
months and months.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Because of Lady Gaga's underwater themed poetry slam. No, I
mean talk about a story that you can tell your kids.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
This is insane, is it?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I mean? And that's what we thought. We're like, this
is insane. Lady Gawka wants.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
To do what I'm talking about. Are you Is this
really how you do business?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, I mean I bought family. They've bought their tickets
like they're flying in. Everyone's already paid for all of it.
Like what my wedding isn't a week?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We can move you to another venue.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
And also completely refund me and everyone who's booked a
room there.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It's much cheaper. A little property we just bought.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's a small motel in Little Rock, Arkansas, but we're
fixing it up.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's going to be a really cool place.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
No, no, absolutely not, are you I'm oh my god,
you expect me to go from Turks and Caicos to
a motel in Little Rock, Arkansas?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, but are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Are you stupid? Come about this for literally two seconds?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, you know, you get to take over the whole
motel and there's a few diners in the town. They
also do karaoke every Thursday night in the motel.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I cannot even believe that this is happening right now.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh my goodness, Oh no, is he are you still there? Yes?
I am so sorry. The motel just got booked by
Blake Lively.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
This cannot be real. This This has to be a droke.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your bridesmaids, set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Happening right now? I can't Oh my goodness, Oh no
is he? Are you still there? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I am so sorry. The motel just got booked by
Blake Lively.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
This cannot be real. This has this has to be
a droke.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your bridesmaids, set you up.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Oh my gosh, she wanted to mess with you before
the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Wait, oh my god, my heart is like hammering in
my right now. That that is, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Wakeout every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks weekday mornings
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