February 12, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs in this episode of the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In our first prank, Jubal poses as Donk, an eccentric athletic director, to prank Alvin, a job applicant for the strength and conditioning coach position. Listen as Donk hilariously fumbles through the interview, mispronouncing "exercise physiology" and confusing Alvin to the point of frustration. Will Alvin keep his cool, or will Donk's antics push him over the edge?
In the second prank, Jubal calls a woman pretending to be from a repossession company, claiming her husband bet their 2024 Nissan Rogue on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl. The chaos unfolds as she tries to make sense of the outrageous situation. Will she believe her car has been gambled away, or will she catch on to the prank?
Tune in for these side-splitting pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. Don't miss out on the laughs!
In the second prank, Jubal calls a woman pretending to be from a repossession company, claiming her husband bet their 2024 Nissan Rogue on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl. The chaos unfolds as she tries to make sense of the outrageous situation. Will she believe her car has been gambled away, or will she catch on to the prank?
Tune in for these side-splitting pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. Don't miss out on the laughs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to both phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, yeah, Hi, this is uh Donk Well, Paul Donkler
from the that's like the director of high school. Most
people call me Donks. You can call me donk. I
think we have a job. You have a job interview
with me right now? Is this Alvin?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, this is what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh I did not much, bra, just you know, crushing
it out here and excited about talking to you about
maybe joining the team. So I've looked at your resum
and stuff and wow, dude, like, so you want to
be a uh the strength and conditioning coach for the
football team. And I gotta say, like that masters you
have has gotta be impressive. It's uh you want to
(00:56):
tell me what it is again?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Sure? Yeah, so I do have a massive and exercise physiology.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah that word that one. Yeah, so that's impressive, dude.
Tell me a little bit about that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know, you just went to school work hard, and
I think actually that your school would be a nice
mess for me, Like not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The work hard part, Like, tell me about what that is.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh you don't, you don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, yeah, dude, of course I do. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, but then you put on your resume that you
got a master's in how do you say that word again?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Exercise?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, the other one, dude, physiology. Yeah, so you say
that you have that. I just want to check it
out and make sure like it's legit, you know what
I mean? So I just need to tell me what
that is.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, So exercise physiology is basically how your body responds
to exercise. I feel like you should know something like this,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, yeah I do, of course I do, dude. So
just you know, make sure you know it. If you
want to join my team here and be on the
strength and conditioning coach for the football team, you know,
I mean, make sure.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know you know it?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, yeah, dude, it's my degree.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, and I don't really need someone coming in here
like with a degree being all like I know everything
because I got a degree in that word, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, Well you don't know the name of my degree,
So there's something.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You don't know. What do you mean? You have a
master's degree? Dude?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I see it right there, and I don't know why
this is getting heated right now. But Donk wants you
to remember you're interviewing for a job with us.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, well listen, Donk, Uh, I don't know if I
really want this job if you don't even know how
to say physiology.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just said it, dude, that's right now, go ahead,
you try it. You want me to try getting a
master's degree in that word? I can't just did it again?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You just called it that word, so like, like, what
the is going on here? Like I can't believe that
you're an athletic director to give you disposition?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You don't have any brains, Okay, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Donk was worried about this because, like I've had people
come in here with degrees in that word before, and
all of them due just thought they knew so much
like about everything, you know what I mean, and all
as I do. Just because I like didn't go to
college like you did, doesn't mean dude, that I also
don't know?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Uh or no, I mean you know what you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Don't know, because I guarantee you don't because I bet
you don't even know how to take somebody's deal to Max.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, dude, I don't know who Max is. And I
don't know why you're bringing any other names into this. Dude,
I was interviewing you so holy don't.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Even know you think it's Max up person?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh a, d O two Max. It's your oxygen consumption.
You should know of it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, dude, you're talking about eating oxygen. Okay, Like, obviously
I don't know what kind of degree this is, but
you know you don't eat oxygen.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Dude, you don't consume it. What's up? But I think
you're clueless? Bro, Yes, of course you do consume oxygen.
You got to like a restaurant needed, Dude, Come on,
you know what. You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't want this job. And furthermore, I'm gonna call
it superintendent and let them know how stupid you are.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, well, then I'm just gonna tell you that your
buddy Jeremy said you up for a phone prank and
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What it's a joke, you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
He said that you've been applying at schools to work
in their athletic department, and so we set up this
whole thing just to call you and do a really
weird interview.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So frustrating.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You just kept saying that word, like, well, word a
few words. That's psychiology, wonder whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Dude, Hell yeah, there it is. We thought every morning
with a jew bol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
He's another jubil phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven kiss that Hello, Yeah this beal?
(04:58):
We really what ex what get his bill?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Who are you looking for? Stacey?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
On the twenty twenty four Nie on rogue that we uh,
we don't picked up this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What do you mean picked up this morning? Were collateral?
You know? So what what? Where's my car? What do
you mean you took my car?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Doug?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What? Doug? Yeah that's my husband?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, who Doug place? Wait on the Kansas City Chiefs
win the Super Bowl and he used a.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Rogue.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
We just lost the fight is a collateral, so we
can't pick that up this morning, but we gotta get
the ash key, you know, because we need a confused
do you want to belong to this back in the
back because there's some stuff in the back trunk?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You want that? No, my car is parked in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It was parked in the driveway. That's why he said
it would be so we don't pick that up this morning.
But I just need to get that extra key. I
won't know if you want the stuff bag.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, hold on, Oh my god, you stole my car where.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, we didn't steal the car was used the game
Boys collateral. He placed a wager on the Kansas City changings.
She just lost super Bowl, put up the twenty twenty
four on Rogue its collateral for the for the wager.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
He lost my car, Yes, said you need to bring
my car back.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That I didn't agree to that. I didn't bet on
the chief where. Well, yes, your husband did.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The only way to bring it back to go back
in time and have the Kansas City she just win
the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He hears me win that bag.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But it's my car.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's not his car, it's mine. Where you know, I
can't help the marrital issues you might have it with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh my god, let me have a conversation with you this.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I didn't agree to that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Unfortunately, you know he put it up on the for
the collateral or for the bed. So it really nothing
I could do with that, Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The whole car. Yes he madequite hit my car. Yes,
yes he made.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
A hefty wager on the Kansas City Chiefs win the
Super Bowl, but obviously lost that bit big time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So we were to the car. You need to bring
my car back. I can't believe this my car. He
bet my car formerly your car. But now I'll call
use shut up. It is not your car.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is outrageous. I don't have a car right now.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
We're just kind of a messager on this, you know.
I'm just I'll pick up the cars and then I
take them to a facility. So I just need to
know if you need a key back you want to use?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Where is my car?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right now? You need to tell me where my car
is right now. I can't really let you know exactly
what it is because it sounds like you won't.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You can't tell me where my car is.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Get the other key. You want to go back on
your bed. We can't you always. You can't have to.
I didn't bet the car. He did.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I can't believe he did this to me.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm gonna call the police. Okay, Well before you do that,
let me just let you know it's a prank phone call.
That's all. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
What this is actually Jewel from the Jewel start doing
a phone rank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Actually moved.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
He said he's a Kansas City Chiefs fan and he
wanted to freak you out, so you moved your car
around the block this morning when he left.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god, Yes he did break me out.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh my god, everything's right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I literally thought that my husband gambled away my car.
I literally thought that my car was gone.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh my god. We thought every morning with a jew
Bolt phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties
This is another to both phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, yeah, Hi, this is uh Donk Well, Paul Donkler
from the that's like the director of high school. Most
people call me Donks. You can call me donk. I
think we have a job. You have a job interview
with me right now? Is this Alvin?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, this is what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh I did not much, bra, just you know, crushing
it out here and excited about talking to you about
maybe joining the team. So I've looked at your resum
and stuff and wow, dude, like, so you want to
be a uh the strength and conditioning coach for the
football team. And I gotta say, like that masters you
have has gotta be impressive. It's uh you want to
(00:56):
tell me what it is again?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Sure? Yeah, so I do have a massive and exercise physiology.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah that word that one. Yeah, so that's impressive, dude.
Tell me a little bit about that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know, you just went to school work hard, and
I think actually that your school would be a nice
mess for me, Like not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The work hard part, Like, tell me about what that is.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh you don't, you don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, yeah, dude, of course I do. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, but then you put on your resume that you
got a master's in how do you say that word again?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Exercise?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, the other one, dude, physiology. Yeah, so you say
that you have that. I just want to check it
out and make sure like it's legit, you know what
I mean? So I just need to tell me what
that is.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, So exercise physiology is basically how your body responds
to exercise. I feel like you should know something like this,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, yeah I do, of course I do, dude. So
just you know, make sure you know it. If you
want to join my team here and be on the
strength and conditioning coach for the football team, you know,
I mean, make sure.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know you know it?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, yeah, dude, it's my degree.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, and I don't really need someone coming in here
like with a degree being all like I know everything
because I got a degree in that word, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, Well you don't know the name of my degree,
So there's something.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You don't know. What do you mean? You have a
master's degree? Dude?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I see it right there, and I don't know why
this is getting heated right now. But Donk wants you
to remember you're interviewing for a job with us.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, well listen, Donk, Uh, I don't know if I
really want this job if you don't even know how
to say physiology.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just said it, dude, that's right now, go ahead,
you try it. You want me to try getting a
master's degree in that word? I can't just did it again?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You just called it that word, so like, like, what
the is going on here? Like I can't believe that
you're an athletic director to give you disposition?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You don't have any brains, Okay, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Donk was worried about this because, like I've had people
come in here with degrees in that word before, and
all of them due just thought they knew so much
like about everything, you know what I mean, and all
as I do. Just because I like didn't go to
college like you did, doesn't mean dude, that I also
don't know?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Uh or no, I mean you know what you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Don't know, because I guarantee you don't because I bet
you don't even know how to take somebody's deal to Max.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, dude, I don't know who Max is. And I
don't know why you're bringing any other names into this. Dude,
I was interviewing you so holy don't.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Even know you think it's Max up person?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh a, d O two Max. It's your oxygen consumption.
You should know of it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, dude, you're talking about eating oxygen. Okay, Like, obviously
I don't know what kind of degree this is, but
you know you don't eat oxygen.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Dude, you don't consume it. What's up? But I think
you're clueless? Bro, Yes, of course you do consume oxygen.
You got to like a restaurant needed, Dude, Come on,
you know what. You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't want this job. And furthermore, I'm gonna call
it superintendent and let them know how stupid you are.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, well, then I'm just gonna tell you that your
buddy Jeremy said you up for a phone prank and
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What it's a joke, you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
He said that you've been applying at schools to work
in their athletic department, and so we set up this
whole thing just to call you and do a really
weird interview.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So frustrating.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You just kept saying that word, like, well, word a
few words. That's psychiology, wonder whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Dude, Hell yeah, there it is. We thought every morning
with a jew bol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
He's another jubil phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven kiss that Hello, Yeah this beal?
(04:58):
We really what ex what get his bill?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Who are you looking for? Stacey?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
On the twenty twenty four Nie on rogue that we uh,
we don't picked up this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What do you mean picked up this morning? Were collateral?
You know? So what what? Where's my car? What do
you mean you took my car?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Doug?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What? Doug? Yeah that's my husband?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, who Doug place? Wait on the Kansas City Chiefs
win the Super Bowl and he used a.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Rogue.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
We just lost the fight is a collateral, so we
can't pick that up this morning, but we gotta get
the ash key, you know, because we need a confused
do you want to belong to this back in the
back because there's some stuff in the back trunk?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You want that? No, my car is parked in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It was parked in the driveway. That's why he said
it would be so we don't pick that up this morning.
But I just need to get that extra key. I
won't know if you want the stuff bag.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, hold on, Oh my god, you stole my car where.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, we didn't steal the car was used the game
Boys collateral. He placed a wager on the Kansas City changings.
She just lost super Bowl, put up the twenty twenty
four on Rogue its collateral for the for the wager.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
He lost my car, Yes, said you need to bring
my car back.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That I didn't agree to that. I didn't bet on
the chief where. Well, yes, your husband did.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The only way to bring it back to go back
in time and have the Kansas City she just win
the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He hears me win that bag.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But it's my car.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's not his car, it's mine. Where you know, I
can't help the marrital issues you might have it with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh my god, let me have a conversation with you this.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I didn't agree to that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Unfortunately, you know he put it up on the for
the collateral or for the bed. So it really nothing
I could do with that, Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The whole car. Yes he madequite hit my car. Yes,
yes he made.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
A hefty wager on the Kansas City Chiefs win the
Super Bowl, but obviously lost that bit big time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So we were to the car. You need to bring
my car back. I can't believe this my car. He
bet my car formerly your car. But now I'll call
use shut up. It is not your car.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is outrageous. I don't have a car right now.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
We're just kind of a messager on this, you know.
I'm just I'll pick up the cars and then I
take them to a facility. So I just need to
know if you need a key back you want to use?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Where is my car?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right now? You need to tell me where my car
is right now. I can't really let you know exactly
what it is because it sounds like you won't.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You can't tell me where my car is.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Get the other key. You want to go back on
your bed. We can't you always. You can't have to.
I didn't bet the car. He did.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I can't believe he did this to me.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm gonna call the police. Okay, Well before you do that,
let me just let you know it's a prank phone call.
That's all. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
What this is actually Jewel from the Jewel start doing
a phone rank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Actually moved.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
He said he's a Kansas City Chiefs fan and he
wanted to freak you out, so you moved your car
around the block this morning when he left.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god, Yes he did break me out.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh my god, everything's right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I literally thought that my husband gambled away my car.
I literally thought that my car was gone.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh my god. We thought every morning with a jew
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