April 2, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's latest Phone Pranks! In this episode, Jubal pulls off two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have "Tire Trouble," where a bewildered customer is told that all the tires at the shop have mysteriously rolled away, leaving their car stranded. The confusion and frustration escalate as the prankster suggests using a skateboard as a temporary solution.
Next up is "Gym Shenanigans," where a gym-goer named Danica receives a bizarre call from a guy named Dunk, who claims to have found her wallet and insists she left it on purpose to get his attention. The hilarity ensues as Dunk's outrageous assumptions and third-person references push Danica to her limits. Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show!
Next up is "Gym Shenanigans," where a gym-goer named Danica receives a bizarre call from a guy named Dunk, who claims to have found her wallet and insists she left it on purpose to get his attention. The hilarity ensues as Dunk's outrageous assumptions and third-person references push Danica to her limits. Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on six.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, yep, this bill.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Who are you calling for?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Uh? Lana called from Landa this Bill, Well, who where.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you calling him?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Why do you need to speak with Lana?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Bill from tires? We got a car here with tires
on it. Brought a car with the tire problem? Yeah
this bill?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh okay, so what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, yep, will you brought it in there here? Flat
tire on the car that you brought it in here
for tires? Yes, yeah, Well we got no tires.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Do you have no tires?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, we got no ties. Yeah, we end up having
a tire shortage state no tires.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You have no tires at the time, we got zero tires.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, we got something having overnight all the time, seemed
to roll away something like that. I don't know. I
ain't got a full explanation, but we got no tires,
and we already took tires off your car and we
send those out to the jug yard. So now we
got no tires just in general, no ties.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hold on, let.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Me see if I can out what you're saying here.
You're saying that I bought my car.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
In with flat tire this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was told that it would be done in a
couple of hours. And now you're saying that you have zero.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Times, no tires, Yeah, no tires. We don't will got
radio tis, we don't got snow tires, we don't got
offer tires. We got no tires. So we're thinking we
might have some tires in here by next week, maybe
next week.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, you're saying that you might get some tires in
next week.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We called him buddy Jim Jim, and he said he
got some extra ties in his garage. We're gonna try
to get those ties over here, but we can't guarantee
you to next week.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is maybe who is this gym person?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Like, why are you getting tires from the gym that
you're going to put on my car? I don't have
no tires car.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You got no tires on that car, and we got
no ties in the shop, so we we are plumb
out of ties.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I'm trying to say, I get that you're saying
you have no tires, but I just don't understand how well.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sometimes in the tire industry, you know, things get a
little tricky because tires rolled and so they could have
just rolled away.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So you're saying the tires just rolled away.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I guess, I guess it's his tires around I don't know.
You know this on our tires around the round object.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yes, I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, so maybe they just rolled down, because we're on
a heel, so we're thinking maybe they just rolled And.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
How many times has this happened before?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Three? This happened three times. This happened three times we
had tires just rolled away on them. You know, we
try to give them on the side and stuff, but
sometimes we put them in there and then the wrong
side up, the right side down, whichever way you want
to look at it, and then they just rolled away.
We don't even notice it until it's too late.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
So this is ridiculous. What kind of shop are you running?
I don't I don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
What you have to do. I need my car today,
so you better figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We'll skateboard you can use in the meantime.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Maybe I'm misunderstanding you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It sounds like you said.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
A skateboard, skateboard, my son a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I figure I'll give you my son a skateboard
for the week, and that way you can still get around,
you know, because I got wheels on it, but they're
on tire wheels, you know, the skateboard wheel. But you
can use the skateboard for a week if you want
to absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Free chorge this whole situation, your whole shop.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is ridiculous. There's no way that I'm I don't
even know why you would speak to me about a skateboard.
I brought you a vehicle.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm about to leave work now. When I get down there,
I want my car and I better have some wheels
on it otherwise there's going to be hell to pay, okay,
and I am not riding a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay. Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband South set you up.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, Oh my god, I can't believe him.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's a joke. He said that you got a flat
tire on the way to work this morning and wanted
to mess with you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Wait thought every morning with a jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's another ju Bull phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Only on ninety six seven. Hello, Yeah, what's up? It's Donk?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Uh h Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, it's Donk. What's up? Uh nothing? You called me?
Uh yeah, what's up with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So it's cool, you know what I mean? Like I
definitely like him down.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'm sorry, I'm really confused. Who who is? Why are
you calling?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Who is?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You probably don't know my name, but like you've been
wanting to, my name is Donk. Like my actual name
is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk.
So yeah that's my name. Like you could have just
came up and asked me, you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Came up and asked you. Sorry, do I know you have? I?
Have I met you before?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well no, we never like officially met until now. But
like the other day, like I was crushing chest and
you left your wallet like right by the way rack
in the jam and I found it, so you know, calling.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You okay because like I can tell you it, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Oh okay, so you have my you found my wallet?
Oh I've been I've been looking for okay.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, yeah, now like I totally get it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Donk was crushing chess that day, and then like you
left your wallet by the weights, and so yeah, DONK
knows what's up.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like that's a really creative way to get me to
call you.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
By the way, So DONK you think that I left
my wallet there on purpose so that you could find me,
call me and ask me on a date.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, DONK knows, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Like it was super obvious, but also kind of cool,
you know what I mean, Like that's so dope.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Okay, I can tell you right now.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That that is absolutely not what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I can only imagine the kind of guy you are.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I see people like you at the gym all the time.
You see at the gym.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, but you just assume that people are looking at you.
I know, guys like you. I see you all the
time of the gym. I'm not interested. That's definitely not
what's going on. I have a boyfriend, so that's definitely
not what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And that's cool, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Like, normally DONK wouldn't make an exception, like if a
girl had a boyfriend or whatever. But like, I think
you're super hot, and like I don't even mind you knew,
like we don't have a.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Talent or whatever.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay, DONK, first of all, please stop.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Referring to yourself in third person. No, it's just due.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
No, I mean you're you're saying, you're referring to yourself
as your own name.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's what third person is. You can say it's just.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Me and you talking like it's just DONK and Danica
talking right now, Like there's not.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm not no, okay, So there's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Great. So DONK are you saying like that you have
a boyfriend and you're hoping like a three thing three
thing he happens.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I don't want a three thingy with you, DONK.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just want my wallet back, okay, because like if
that is what you're saying, like I won't let you know,
Like I don't, DONK might be down, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It depends like how much your boyfriend can bench or whatever.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dude, what is your problem?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I just keep the wallet.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I I'll get all new cards. There's really not much
in there. You can just keep it. Just do throw
out my ID so you don't have my picture. I
can't even I don't underto.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's cool, like I already made reservations.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Oh my god, no, no, donk, absolutely not. Please just
get rid of my wallet and never call me again.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Nica. This is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your boyfriend actually sets
you up. Oh my god, you left your wallet at
the gym and he actually found it yesterday and wants
to give it back to you, but first you wanted
to do a prank phone call.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Oh my god, you know people like that really exist
at the gym. So I really, I was there, I
was there with you. I thought it was so no.
We thought every morning with a jewbol phone price weekday
mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on six.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, yep, this bill.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Who are you calling for?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Uh? Lana called from Landa this Bill, Well, who where.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you calling him?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Why do you need to speak with Lana?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Bill from tires? We got a car here with tires
on it. Brought a car with the tire problem? Yeah
this bill?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh okay, so what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, yep, will you brought it in there here? Flat
tire on the car that you brought it in here
for tires? Yes, yeah, Well we got no tires.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Do you have no tires?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, we got no ties. Yeah, we end up having
a tire shortage state no tires.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You have no tires at the time, we got zero tires.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, we got something having overnight all the time, seemed
to roll away something like that. I don't know. I
ain't got a full explanation, but we got no tires,
and we already took tires off your car and we
send those out to the jug yard. So now we
got no tires just in general, no ties.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hold on, let.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Me see if I can out what you're saying here.
You're saying that I bought my car.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
In with flat tire this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was told that it would be done in a
couple of hours. And now you're saying that you have zero.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Times, no tires, Yeah, no tires. We don't will got
radio tis, we don't got snow tires, we don't got
offer tires. We got no tires. So we're thinking we
might have some tires in here by next week, maybe
next week.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, you're saying that you might get some tires in
next week.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We called him buddy Jim Jim, and he said he
got some extra ties in his garage. We're gonna try
to get those ties over here, but we can't guarantee
you to next week.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is maybe who is this gym person?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Like, why are you getting tires from the gym that
you're going to put on my car? I don't have
no tires car.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You got no tires on that car, and we got
no ties in the shop, so we we are plumb
out of ties.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I'm trying to say, I get that you're saying
you have no tires, but I just don't understand how well.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sometimes in the tire industry, you know, things get a
little tricky because tires rolled and so they could have
just rolled away.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So you're saying the tires just rolled away.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I guess, I guess it's his tires around I don't know.
You know this on our tires around the round object.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yes, I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, so maybe they just rolled down, because we're on
a heel, so we're thinking maybe they just rolled And.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
How many times has this happened before?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Three? This happened three times. This happened three times we
had tires just rolled away on them. You know, we
try to give them on the side and stuff, but
sometimes we put them in there and then the wrong
side up, the right side down, whichever way you want
to look at it, and then they just rolled away.
We don't even notice it until it's too late.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
So this is ridiculous. What kind of shop are you running?
I don't I don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
What you have to do. I need my car today,
so you better figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We'll skateboard you can use in the meantime.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Maybe I'm misunderstanding you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It sounds like you said.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
A skateboard, skateboard, my son a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I figure I'll give you my son a skateboard
for the week, and that way you can still get around,
you know, because I got wheels on it, but they're
on tire wheels, you know, the skateboard wheel. But you
can use the skateboard for a week if you want
to absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Free chorge this whole situation, your whole shop.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is ridiculous. There's no way that I'm I don't
even know why you would speak to me about a skateboard.
I brought you a vehicle.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm about to leave work now. When I get down there,
I want my car and I better have some wheels
on it otherwise there's going to be hell to pay, okay,
and I am not riding a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay. Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband South set you up.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, Oh my god, I can't believe him.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's a joke. He said that you got a flat
tire on the way to work this morning and wanted
to mess with you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Wait thought every morning with a jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's another ju Bull phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Only on ninety six seven. Hello, Yeah, what's up? It's Donk?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Uh h Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, it's Donk. What's up? Uh nothing? You called me?
Uh yeah, what's up with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So it's cool, you know what I mean? Like I
definitely like him down.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'm sorry, I'm really confused. Who who is? Why are
you calling?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Who is?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You probably don't know my name, but like you've been
wanting to, my name is Donk. Like my actual name
is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk.
So yeah that's my name. Like you could have just
came up and asked me, you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Came up and asked you. Sorry, do I know you have? I?
Have I met you before?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well no, we never like officially met until now. But
like the other day, like I was crushing chest and
you left your wallet like right by the way rack
in the jam and I found it, so you know, calling.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You okay because like I can tell you it, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Oh okay, so you have my you found my wallet?
Oh I've been I've been looking for okay.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, yeah, now like I totally get it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Donk was crushing chess that day, and then like you
left your wallet by the weights, and so yeah, DONK
knows what's up.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like that's a really creative way to get me to
call you.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
By the way, So DONK you think that I left
my wallet there on purpose so that you could find me,
call me and ask me on a date.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, DONK knows, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Like it was super obvious, but also kind of cool,
you know what I mean, Like that's so dope.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Okay, I can tell you right now.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That that is absolutely not what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I can only imagine the kind of guy you are.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I see people like you at the gym all the time.
You see at the gym.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, but you just assume that people are looking at you.
I know, guys like you. I see you all the
time of the gym. I'm not interested. That's definitely not
what's going on. I have a boyfriend, so that's definitely
not what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And that's cool, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Like, normally DONK wouldn't make an exception, like if a
girl had a boyfriend or whatever. But like, I think
you're super hot, and like I don't even mind you knew,
like we don't have a.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Talent or whatever.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay, DONK, first of all, please stop.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Referring to yourself in third person. No, it's just due.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
No, I mean you're you're saying, you're referring to yourself
as your own name.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's what third person is. You can say it's just.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Me and you talking like it's just DONK and Danica
talking right now, Like there's not.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm not no, okay, So there's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Great. So DONK are you saying like that you have
a boyfriend and you're hoping like a three thing three
thing he happens.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I don't want a three thingy with you, DONK.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just want my wallet back, okay, because like if
that is what you're saying, like I won't let you know,
Like I don't, DONK might be down, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It depends like how much your boyfriend can bench or whatever.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dude, what is your problem?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I just keep the wallet.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I I'll get all new cards. There's really not much
in there. You can just keep it. Just do throw
out my ID so you don't have my picture. I
can't even I don't underto.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's cool, like I already made reservations.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Oh my god, no, no, donk, absolutely not. Please just
get rid of my wallet and never call me again.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Nica. This is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your boyfriend actually sets
you up. Oh my god, you left your wallet at
the gym and he actually found it yesterday and wants
to give it back to you, but first you wanted
to do a prank phone call.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Oh my god, you know people like that really exist
at the gym. So I really, I was there, I
was there with you. I thought it was so no.
We thought every morning with a jewbol phone price weekday
mornings on the twenties
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