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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sashly in the Morning show with DJ fourn it saw
a tig Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bustin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. Hi, everybody, good morning. It's actually in the
gym in morning show. I'm hoping we I'm hoping we
get a doozy out of this conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is not to throw shade at any bachelor's out there,
because listen, at one point you were one.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
At one point my husband was one. And I'll never
forget the first time I rolled.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Up on the fireman's house and I walked in there,
and I was pretty appalled at what I was seeing, Like,
I mean, it was a couch and the largest TV
I'd ever seen. That's it in the living room. Really
nothing else. There was a couch and a TV. But
I guess I should be grateful that there was a couch.
And then when I went around to the kitchen, he
(00:55):
had built ins, meaning like built in shelves that he
could have decorated, and they just were stacked with cleaning
supplies and tupperware.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
But I got to ask how old was he because
I think that matters.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So Okay, I'm thirty eight, he's probably thirty six, he
was thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I feel like if you above the age of thirty,
it shouldn't look like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, it was embarrassing, right, Yeah, it really was. And
one thing that sticks out to me his blanket didn't
fit his bed.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So he had a king sized bed with.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A queen blanket with a corner off. Yeah, and I
still had sex with him. That's crazy. That's crazy. I
bring this up to say there was a viral clip
of Jason Kelce. So Jason Kelce is Travis Kelsey's brother.
He was doing a podcast and the two guys that
were podcasting asked him this question because they had spent
(01:44):
time at Travis's home pre Taylor Swift, and they were like, Hey,
we have a question for you now that he's with Taylor,
does he have this I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Curious about your brother because the last time I was
at his house was three years ago, after the Thursday,
after the Thursday night game.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, you're gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm gonna ask a little bit about furniture, and maybe
because how much he's grown up in the last three years, because.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
He's been staggering.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Honestly, living room, Travis, I don't think he had any couches.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There are the things I love so much about Travis
is that he never grew up like he was like
Peter Pan, like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The lost age is growing up now for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's changing, and I think that sometimes, you know, you
get people in your life that maybe get that out
of you, and that's a good incentivize you to get
There's no.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Question Taylor Swift walked into that living room and she
was like, there's a basketball hoop, you want to sit
on the hardwood?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Could you imagine her walking into that thinking that. Honestly,
if I walked into somebody's apartment and looked that bad,
I would leave.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
For Like, he's a millionaire, so let's not act like
there's some money. He could make one call and have
that place fully furnished in a day. He could go
to practice and come back. Now, what I am wondering
is the first time he did invite her to come
to the house, did he make that call or did
she really walk into no furniture and him being like
that like this is me, which I think I would
(03:09):
also loves hearing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He seems like that the type of person who doesn't
get it that that's important, especially when you have people
like at the house and he was probably in shock
that like stuff like that like kind of matters.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So confused. These two guys were like, we rolled to
his house.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
In his living room, he had no couch does he
only had a basketball hoop?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So was he eating in his bedroom? Was he doing
his relaxed time? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That is crazy, which also makes me feel like the
bathroom was a complete mass. Toilet paper was off the
little like spindle thing and in this in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And we know we had a girlfriend prior to Yeah,
Taylor Swift too, where was she sitting?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is one of the biggest turn offs. Like I
see just across the board. I feel like after a
certain age, you have to have it together.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If a female posts a selfie, Santi, you're looking past her,
not because you guys, but because you want to see
what's going on behind her.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Here's why, because this says a lot about the person.
So it's maturity. It talks about if they're clean or dirty,
all all these things. Now, if they don't care and
they're posting pictures like that, that tells me they're disastered.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Diabolical. Yeah, it's diabolical. When I see somebody post a
picture and their room is messy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What do you do because you can fix that like instantly,
even like even if it's just for the picture.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Just to be yes percent coutn't agree.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
More So, the question is, now, when you first went
to your man or we could say girls, you know
whatever house, when you guys first started dating, what did
you come across that like sent you to the moon?
Like I would you know what if you guys went
into my dad's house right now, bachelor horrified. His mattress
is on the floor. He does not have a frame.
That man is like sixty six years old.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, Does he have a bed sheet though, because that's
another like ooh if he doesn't, he has.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A fitted bed sheets, not that I would ever sleep
on it because God only knows when it was washed,
but yes he does.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You walk in somebody's home and they don't have a
fitted sheet on, run for the hills, like literally run
because they probably are murdered.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Can I also have to add you have to have
a pillow set. You can't just have like two pillows.
You have to have a pillow set, like at least
six of them.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I can't see why you would say that because
if you roll and they have just one solitary, you're like,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Six one seven nine three one one nine four five
six one seven nine three one one nine four five.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Craziest thing you've seen in a Bachelor pad? Hi Babs,
Good morning. Travis Kelce.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Prior to Taylor Swift, but not that long ago, only
three years ago, invited some guys over to his house
after a Thursday night football game. They rolled and the
man had nothing in his living room. When I say nothing,
there was nowhere to sit.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
They didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There was no couches, nothing, He had a basketball hoop
in his living room.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
So what is it like when he wants to chill
out he just plays basketball.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, he doesn't chill like he must just. I remember
when my brother first moved into his apartment. The couch
didn't come for like another two weeks, and he's like,
I can't do this anymore. After three days of having
to eat in his bed, sit in his bed, watched
all TV's. Basically, it's disgusting like that. You don't want
to be doing this. And so I was asking, craziest
thing you've seen in a Bachelor pad? We talked about
(06:18):
my dad. Mattress is just straight on the floor. Santy
can't handle when people don't have sheets on the bed.
There are a lot of things. Jess is in Manchester, Jess,
this one is blowing me because you married the man
and I love you for it because everybody deserves love.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But when you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
First met your husband, tell everybody when you went to
his house what you saw.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
He had. She had sheets on his window as curtains. Honey.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's giving jail like a lot sheets as his I'll
never understand it, okay, And what was the relationship?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Like could you call him out and be like you
could go.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we could see it like like
there's like a little gap where like the sheep stopped
and the window continued, so like we can still see
neighbors outside.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
And I was like, this isn't okay, Like we need to.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Actually get hurt.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is bad. This is bad. And look at you
wipe them up. Good for you, Good for.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
You, honey, She's so cute.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sixty one seven nine three one one nine four five
six one seven nine three one one nine four five
Craziest thing you've seen when you've gone over to a
bachelor pad. Maria is in Boston. Maria, Hey, good morning, listen.
I mean this in the most respectable way.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I really do. If he wasn't your husband, I would
want him to be mine. And I'm married because this
is I'm loving this one.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So you go to his house, tell everybody what you
see in his spare bedroom.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I walk in and there's a huge life size statue
of Michael Myers from Halloween holding a real knife.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He put a real one in his hand.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
It was a real knife.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, first off, we're lucky. We're lucky it was in
the spare bedroom. That's number one, okay, and not in
his actual bedroom. Imagine making sweet love. Well you have
to look at Michael Myers potentially killing you, and what
what's his fascination. He's just a big Halloween guy.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Like, yes, he's it's his favorite movie. He loves He
loved horror movies. But that's like his number one. He
even had like smaller statues of him and other parts
of the home.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Wow, so you guys are married.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Now do you have a shrine or were you? Like no, no, no,
we're getting rid of these. This is not coming to
our our married home.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
No, I drew the line there.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I was like, Michael Myers, he can say, but he
can be he can live.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
In the basement.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah, So we kind of have fun with it.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
We brought him out on Halloween and.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
I love, kind of have fun with it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Love that for.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Somebody that does he have any tattoos.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
He has no tattoos.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Tattoo Okay, okay, I actually can't even hate on that
one because that's something that I would have. And I
have Halloween decor that's up all year long. So shout
out to your husband. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Melissa is in Revere. Hey, y hi babe. So we're
talking about bachelor pads. What did you What did you
roll up on?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
So my boyfriend and I've been together for almost five
years now, and you know, when I first started dating,
the first couple of months, you know, he had come
over to my house and I was like, Oh, when
can I come over to your house. He's like, no,
you absolutely can't. Like my family has been like smoking
cigarettes in there. I need to paint the entire house
(09:48):
inside before I can even let you come in. I
was like, it's fine, you don't have to paint the
house and like, no, I need to. You can't come
over until I paint the whole house, like deep clean
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What kind of bots were they ripping this? I was
gonna say, were they? Did you ever get a look?
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Ski?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Were they yellow?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
No? He wouldn't. He wouldn't let me, And I was.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Like, no, I'm putting my fone.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wow, all right, well there you have it. I actually
just learned that, Melissa, thanks for the call. I just
learned that fun fact that if you smoke inside of
the house, it turns the walls yellow.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Which is crazy how much around?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But stop, like, stop, it's turning your house yellow.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Go go outside?
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What are we doing?
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Those are the same type of people that have like
the hole in their throats and they're still ripping newports.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Hi, everybody, good morning. It's actually in the gym in
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We were actually running out of time and I was
gonna wrap this up, but Drey and Foxburrow has He's
pushing me, so I need I need to hear about this.
And you know what I said in the beginning, I said,
if you went to a bachelor paddo for a female
or a male whatever. But a lot of it was
a lot of females calling and saying, oh, I went
to a guy's house and there was abcu went to
(11:10):
a female's house. Tell everybody what you found there.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
So initially like, you know, we're dating whatever and stuff
like that, and it was the first time going to
her place, and you know, I spent the night over whatever,
No big deal. Then the next morning I got up
and during the course of the night, I ended up
like kind of ended up near the wall, and so
I'm looking at the wall and I'm just like, damn,
Like she gets there bugs and stuff on the wall.
(11:35):
It was like, what the Hell's going on? And then
like I'm looking at it closer and it's like boogers
like smeared like all over the wall. And so when
I asked her about it, and she was just like, yeah,
sometimes I just don't feel like getting up in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Bruh, she in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh my god. Just so we're all on the same page.
How old was this adult?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Well, right now, I'm in my fifties, my early fifties,
and she was what five years during to me, and
we met like what was about six years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So she was in her forties, like late thirties, early.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Late thirties, about late thirties, early forties.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I was going to ask you if you had sexuals
with her, but you didn't notice the boogers till the morning, so.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Probably yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah, it didn't stop you. But no, So so
after she says that, how do you respond? And then
it was that it I'm sure right, like, I.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Mean, I pretty much left it alone. But that was
the last time I saw it. That was the last
time I went over to her house. Oh and then
and obviously when I went to my place, I made
sure there were no boogers on my wall.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't think there would be here.
A grown man like just leave a box of tissues
next to the bed. What's going on with people? I
don't I don't get it.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Yeah, that was that was that had by fire. That
was probably one of the craziest things I ever witnessed.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Right, let me ask you a question, though, what would
be worse?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, you marry a woman, you're married to her, right, Okay,
you find out that she has this habit of wiping
boogers on walls.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Or eating them what would be worse for you? Which
one would you choose? If you had to?
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Which one would I choose to marry a woman who
eats her boogers or wipes them on the wall. I mean,
it'd be a done deal for both, right, But if
you had to, if I had to have to, oh,
I mean goodness, if I had to, it'd probably be
her wiping them on the wall, because if she's eating them,
then I have to turn around and kiss them.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I stay with you on that, and I only ask
because Santi's wife used to.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So he says, but Drey, thanks for the call. How's
that going? By the way, I.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Haven't seen her do it in a long time. But
now the other problem we're having is our youngest is
starting to do it. And I'm like, man, DNA is
a crazy thing because it's been passed down.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, I wonder if she even crazier did it while
she was pregnant with him, because say, she was just
body built on boogers.
Sashly in the Morning show with DJ fourn it saw
a tig Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bustin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. Hi, everybody, good morning. It's actually in the
gym in morning show. I'm hoping we I'm hoping we
get a doozy out of this conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is not to throw shade at any bachelor's out there,
because listen, at one point you were one.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
At one point my husband was one. And I'll never
forget the first time I rolled.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Up on the fireman's house and I walked in there,
and I was pretty appalled at what I was seeing, Like,
I mean, it was a couch and the largest TV
I'd ever seen. That's it in the living room. Really
nothing else. There was a couch and a TV. But
I guess I should be grateful that there was a couch.
And then when I went around to the kitchen, he
(00:55):
had built ins, meaning like built in shelves that he
could have decorated, and they just were stacked with cleaning
supplies and tupperware.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
But I got to ask how old was he because
I think that matters.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So Okay, I'm thirty eight, he's probably thirty six, he
was thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I feel like if you above the age of thirty,
it shouldn't look like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, it was embarrassing, right, Yeah, it really was. And
one thing that sticks out to me his blanket didn't
fit his bed.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So he had a king sized bed with.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A queen blanket with a corner off. Yeah, and I
still had sex with him. That's crazy. That's crazy. I
bring this up to say there was a viral clip
of Jason Kelce. So Jason Kelce is Travis Kelsey's brother.
He was doing a podcast and the two guys that
were podcasting asked him this question because they had spent
(01:44):
time at Travis's home pre Taylor Swift, and they were like, Hey,
we have a question for you now that he's with Taylor,
does he have this I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Curious about your brother because the last time I was
at his house was three years ago, after the Thursday,
after the Thursday night game.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, you're gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm gonna ask a little bit about furniture, and maybe
because how much he's grown up in the last three years, because.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
He's been staggering.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Honestly, living room, Travis, I don't think he had any couches.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There are the things I love so much about Travis
is that he never grew up like he was like
Peter Pan, like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The lost age is growing up now for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's changing, and I think that sometimes, you know, you
get people in your life that maybe get that out
of you, and that's a good incentivize you to get
There's no.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Question Taylor Swift walked into that living room and she
was like, there's a basketball hoop, you want to sit
on the hardwood?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Could you imagine her walking into that thinking that. Honestly,
if I walked into somebody's apartment and looked that bad,
I would leave.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
For Like, he's a millionaire, so let's not act like
there's some money. He could make one call and have
that place fully furnished in a day. He could go
to practice and come back. Now, what I am wondering
is the first time he did invite her to come
to the house, did he make that call or did
she really walk into no furniture and him being like
that like this is me, which I think I would
(03:09):
also loves hearing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He seems like that the type of person who doesn't
get it that that's important, especially when you have people
like at the house and he was probably in shock
that like stuff like that like kind of matters.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So confused. These two guys were like, we rolled to
his house.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
In his living room, he had no couch does he
only had a basketball hoop?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So was he eating in his bedroom? Was he doing
his relaxed time? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That is crazy, which also makes me feel like the
bathroom was a complete mass. Toilet paper was off the
little like spindle thing and in this in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And we know we had a girlfriend prior to Yeah,
Taylor Swift too, where was she sitting?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is one of the biggest turn offs. Like I
see just across the board. I feel like after a
certain age, you have to have it together.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If a female posts a selfie, Santi, you're looking past her,
not because you guys, but because you want to see
what's going on behind her.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Here's why, because this says a lot about the person.
So it's maturity. It talks about if they're clean or dirty,
all all these things. Now, if they don't care and
they're posting pictures like that, that tells me they're disastered.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Diabolical. Yeah, it's diabolical. When I see somebody post a
picture and their room is messy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What do you do because you can fix that like instantly,
even like even if it's just for the picture.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Just to be yes percent coutn't agree.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
More So, the question is, now, when you first went
to your man or we could say girls, you know
whatever house, when you guys first started dating, what did
you come across that like sent you to the moon?
Like I would you know what if you guys went
into my dad's house right now, bachelor horrified. His mattress
is on the floor. He does not have a frame.
That man is like sixty six years old.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, Does he have a bed sheet though, because that's
another like ooh if he doesn't, he has.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A fitted bed sheets, not that I would ever sleep
on it because God only knows when it was washed,
but yes he does.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You walk in somebody's home and they don't have a
fitted sheet on, run for the hills, like literally run
because they probably are murdered.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Can I also have to add you have to have
a pillow set. You can't just have like two pillows.
You have to have a pillow set, like at least
six of them.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I can't see why you would say that because
if you roll and they have just one solitary, you're like,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Six one seven nine three one one nine four five
six one seven nine three one one nine four five.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Craziest thing you've seen in a Bachelor pad? Hi Babs,
Good morning. Travis Kelce.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Prior to Taylor Swift, but not that long ago, only
three years ago, invited some guys over to his house
after a Thursday night football game. They rolled and the
man had nothing in his living room. When I say nothing,
there was nowhere to sit.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
They didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There was no couches, nothing, He had a basketball hoop
in his living room.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
So what is it like when he wants to chill
out he just plays basketball.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, he doesn't chill like he must just. I remember
when my brother first moved into his apartment. The couch
didn't come for like another two weeks, and he's like,
I can't do this anymore. After three days of having
to eat in his bed, sit in his bed, watched
all TV's. Basically, it's disgusting like that. You don't want
to be doing this. And so I was asking, craziest
thing you've seen in a Bachelor pad? We talked about
(06:18):
my dad. Mattress is just straight on the floor. Santy
can't handle when people don't have sheets on the bed.
There are a lot of things. Jess is in Manchester, Jess,
this one is blowing me because you married the man
and I love you for it because everybody deserves love.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But when you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
First met your husband, tell everybody when you went to
his house what you saw.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
He had. She had sheets on his window as curtains. Honey.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's giving jail like a lot sheets as his I'll
never understand it, okay, And what was the relationship?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Like could you call him out and be like you
could go.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we could see it like like
there's like a little gap where like the sheep stopped
and the window continued, so like we can still see
neighbors outside.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
And I was like, this isn't okay, Like we need to.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Actually get hurt.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
This is bad. This is bad. And look at you
wipe them up. Good for you, Good for.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
You, honey, She's so cute.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sixty one seven nine three one one nine four five
six one seven nine three one one nine four five
Craziest thing you've seen when you've gone over to a
bachelor pad. Maria is in Boston. Maria, Hey, good morning, listen.
I mean this in the most respectable way.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I really do. If he wasn't your husband, I would
want him to be mine. And I'm married because this
is I'm loving this one.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So you go to his house, tell everybody what you
see in his spare bedroom.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I walk in and there's a huge life size statue
of Michael Myers from Halloween holding a real knife.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He put a real one in his hand.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
It was a real knife.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, first off, we're lucky. We're lucky it was in
the spare bedroom. That's number one, okay, and not in
his actual bedroom. Imagine making sweet love. Well you have
to look at Michael Myers potentially killing you, and what
what's his fascination. He's just a big Halloween guy.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Like, yes, he's it's his favorite movie. He loves He
loved horror movies. But that's like his number one. He
even had like smaller statues of him and other parts
of the home.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Wow, so you guys are married.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Now do you have a shrine or were you? Like no, no, no,
we're getting rid of these. This is not coming to
our our married home.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
No, I drew the line there.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I was like, Michael Myers, he can say, but he
can be he can live.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
In the basement.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah, So we kind of have fun with it.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
We brought him out on Halloween and.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
I love, kind of have fun with it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Love that for.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Somebody that does he have any tattoos.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
He has no tattoos.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Tattoo Okay, okay, I actually can't even hate on that
one because that's something that I would have. And I
have Halloween decor that's up all year long. So shout
out to your husband. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Melissa is in Revere. Hey, y hi babe. So we're
talking about bachelor pads. What did you What did you
roll up on?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
So my boyfriend and I've been together for almost five
years now, and you know, when I first started dating,
the first couple of months, you know, he had come
over to my house and I was like, Oh, when
can I come over to your house. He's like, no,
you absolutely can't. Like my family has been like smoking
cigarettes in there. I need to paint the entire house
(09:48):
inside before I can even let you come in. I
was like, it's fine, you don't have to paint the
house and like, no, I need to. You can't come
over until I paint the whole house, like deep clean
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What kind of bots were they ripping this? I was
gonna say, were they? Did you ever get a look?
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Ski?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Were they yellow?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
No? He wouldn't. He wouldn't let me, And I was.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Like, no, I'm putting my fone.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wow, all right, well there you have it. I actually
just learned that, Melissa, thanks for the call. I just
learned that fun fact that if you smoke inside of
the house, it turns the walls yellow.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Which is crazy how much around?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But stop, like, stop, it's turning your house yellow.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Go go outside?
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What are we doing?
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Those are the same type of people that have like
the hole in their throats and they're still ripping newports.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Hi, everybody, good morning. It's actually in the gym in
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We were actually running out of time and I was
gonna wrap this up, but Drey and Foxburrow has He's
pushing me, so I need I need to hear about this.
And you know what I said in the beginning, I said,
if you went to a bachelor paddo for a female
or a male whatever. But a lot of it was
a lot of females calling and saying, oh, I went
to a guy's house and there was abcu went to
(11:10):
a female's house. Tell everybody what you found there.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
So initially like, you know, we're dating whatever and stuff
like that, and it was the first time going to
her place, and you know, I spent the night over whatever,
No big deal. Then the next morning I got up
and during the course of the night, I ended up
like kind of ended up near the wall, and so
I'm looking at the wall and I'm just like, damn,
Like she gets there bugs and stuff on the wall.
(11:35):
It was like, what the Hell's going on? And then
like I'm looking at it closer and it's like boogers
like smeared like all over the wall. And so when
I asked her about it, and she was just like, yeah,
sometimes I just don't feel like getting up in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Bruh, she in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh my god. Just so we're all on the same page.
How old was this adult?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Well, right now, I'm in my fifties, my early fifties,
and she was what five years during to me, and
we met like what was about six years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So she was in her forties, like late thirties, early.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Late thirties, about late thirties, early forties.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I was going to ask you if you had sexuals
with her, but you didn't notice the boogers till the morning, so.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Probably yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah, it didn't stop you. But no, So so
after she says that, how do you respond? And then
it was that it I'm sure right, like, I.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Mean, I pretty much left it alone. But that was
the last time I saw it. That was the last
time I went over to her house. Oh and then
and obviously when I went to my place, I made
sure there were no boogers on my wall.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't think there would be here.
A grown man like just leave a box of tissues
next to the bed. What's going on with people? I
don't I don't get it.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Yeah, that was that was that had by fire. That
was probably one of the craziest things I ever witnessed.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Right, let me ask you a question, though, what would
be worse?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, you marry a woman, you're married to her, right, Okay,
you find out that she has this habit of wiping
boogers on walls.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Or eating them what would be worse for you? Which
one would you choose? If you had to?
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Which one would I choose to marry a woman who
eats her boogers or wipes them on the wall. I mean,
it'd be a done deal for both, right, But if
you had to, if I had to have to, oh,
I mean goodness, if I had to, it'd probably be
her wiping them on the wall, because if she's eating them,
then I have to turn around and kiss them.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I stay with you on that, and I only ask
because Santi's wife used to.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So he says, but Drey, thanks for the call. How's
that going? By the way, I.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Haven't seen her do it in a long time. But
now the other problem we're having is our youngest is
starting to do it. And I'm like, man, DNA is
a crazy thing because it's been passed down.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, I wonder if she even crazier did it while
she was pregnant with him, because say, she was just
body built on boogers.
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