FNF BUTT FUNNEL MARG (07/11/24)

Episode Transcript

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This is where she gets weird.Man, it's weird man. This could
be your neighbor, bro or yourcousin in Nebraska. This is Florida or
not Florida with crash chance to seeIncubus and cod and Cambria. That's an
Emily arena. Yeah, beginning aSeptember. I believe we've got Robert from

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mal Rico on the line for thisepisode of Florida Not Florida. Good Morning
Man, good Man. A lotbetter than today's Superstars, that's for sure.
All right, So Robert. Ourstory starts with our couple, joy
Boy Joe Boyett and Mary Sweat.We're both facing charges for an X ray
stunt they recently pulled at a familyrestaurant. See, they managed to fill

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themselves at a Mexican restaurant, withJoe using a funnel to drink a margarita
out of Mary's butt. Crack yep, Mary Sweats sweaty but crack Mary Sweats.
It's a real named Sweat, daytonalast name of Sweat. I hope,
so not it related. Well,here's the thing. The funnel didn't

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work, or maybe it worked toowell, but needless to say, Joe
decided to just pull the funnel andjust ended up pouring the drink down on
her. Oh, the funnel rightdown. He got rid of the funnel
and just poured it down the backside. It's getting dicey right now. Yeah.
But here's the kicker. It actuallyhappened three months ago, but police
just found a found out about itafter Mary rat it on herself. Apparently

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she was upset that somebody leaked thevideo online and she wanted cops to arrest
that person in her and Joe gotarrested for public indecency. That's evidence right
there on the world wide Web.I just oh man, right there on
the Facebook. There you go.All right, well, Robert, you

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got to solve this one. Isthe uh what crackings incident Florida or now
Florida. We're better than that,Florida. Sure, we're better than that.
But you're right, we're close,and we're close. We're close.
Opened up in way across Georgia,which is like four miles north of the
Florida, Georgia. Yeah. Well, congratulations. You get to experience a

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gibus and coheating Cambria coming to EmilyArena on September third. Oh, thank
you. Guys, so much forthe rest of you. Got another chance
tomorrow to shove it Friday and whatradio station rocks the bank rock