Katy Perry Left the Earth for 10 Minutes and Can't Stop Talking About it

Katy Perry Left the Earth for 10 Minutes and Can't Stop Talking About it

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Little place where you put the keyword in and that's it.
F you n you only have to put three letters
in your in your search bar there or whatever it is,
whatever you call that.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm not an it guy. I can barely put my
shoes on in the morning. Give me a break, and
you have You have belcrow shoes also I do. And
and you use a AX body spray in lieu of deodorant.
That's not true. I did actually just recently run out of.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Axe body spray. Are you serious? Yeah? But I you
used Ax body spray. Why don't don't give me that look.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's not weird. I have a nice cologne. In fact,
I would say I have a rather nice cologne. It
is really it is what's it called? And it's French?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
French? Yeah? What is it? What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I can't I can see the bottle like aqua something.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Axa is? Is that what it is? Ax Ormani? It's
something I don't know. Georgia Ormani it is.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's Georgia Omani. That's right, that's what it is. It's
very fancy. Let me tell you, I'm a fancy he boy.
But when I'm not feeling fancy, but I still want
to stay fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Axe bodies bry not weird. It's not weird. It's not
making it weird. Okay, alrighty, then I didn't know. You know,
what you also do is you comb your hair with
a pork chop. I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I comb my hair with a blue brush that I
bought from Dollar General and it does just fine.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right. Anyway, when you put the keyword fun in
a kaybe like, come, you'll have a chance one a
thousand bucks. We're speaking the guy who won on our
show yesterday. How about that? Jeffrey from Beatrice gonna be
joining us later this hour to talk about it. Matt,
three in a row have been from Milwaukee, four of
the last five. What do we make of this?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't know, because it was happening last time, and
we sent as many complaint letters as we could.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I personally send a complaint letter every time we do
not win.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So I don't know what's happening, and there's not you know,
you just you just sit around And I don't want
to put that negativity out there. Nobody wants negativity. But
do I sit at home and question? You better believe
I do? Hey, I think this is. I'm led to
believe this is on the level, okay, And the only
way that we can really prove it is if we
have enough entries to try to win some ourselves. And

(02:20):
trust me, if we were winning three in a row,
I wouldn't be complaining about it before out of the
last five.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's insane. Milwaukee. What are they doing up there? I
don't know. Is their entire show just talking about the
contest like it's some sort of radiothon. It seems like
a waste of time, but it's netting people thousands of dollars,
So I mean, is that what the people want? Email
me emmeriekfab dot com if you want me just to
talk about the hash contest. That way, every single person
that logs in or listens to us has a chance

(02:47):
to win the thousand dollars, because I want people to
win the thousand dollars because we get good credit for that.
It helps us, and it helps you and a bunch
of people listening because they want to know what the
keyword is.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So there you go. Yeah, fun is the keyword. Yeah,
if you win, and it would be fun if you want.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Did you see this this Blue Origin flight with Katy
Perry on it and all these people. I saw some
stuff about it. Yeah, what did you see about it?
Because I'm trying to come up, I'm trying to formulate
my own opinion. I've seen jokes. How long was she
up there? Ten minutes? Ten minutes? Get out of here?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
T wow.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh and she got back to the Earth and kiss
Mother Earth, kissed the Earth and was like, you know,
up there for ten minutes. Look, I'm happy that she
got that experience. It was all women, the metal.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I already said some wild things about Jackson Pollock. I've
already had to apologize once today. I'm glad she had
the experience. Good for you, Katy Perry and your cherry chapstick.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know if she likes to kiss girls with Yeah,
but she married guys, so I don't know. Well, yeah,
Russell Brand, you know, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, Like,
what was it like twelve twelve ish years that that happened.
In hindsight, one of the crazier Hollywood celebrity couples of
all time. Knowing what we know now, and.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
If you think about that guy, Russell Brand and the
way he is now, Yeah, I got mad. I got
a lot of respect for him, especially his commitment to Jesus.
I thought that was really cool whenever he professed his
belief in Jesus Christ. So that was really cool. But
I can't, like, I can't listen to his stuff because
I tried to once, and he has a YouTube channel

(04:30):
and it's just one of those solo cam things where
he's just you know, all the YouTube influencers these days.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
See, but he had one of those V neck shirts
that was way too low. And I'm telling you every
songer he's an English Yeah, but hold on a second.
He was sitting there talking about the deep State and
talking about all these different things that he thinks are
going on in the world, and all the while that
V neck was so low that one of his nips
was hanging out the whole time.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It was just a stray nip just right there.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I'm like, Russell, No, no, Russell, I couldn't, man,
I understand, but I couldn't stop looking at it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But I was staring at it the whole time. At
the Rustle, I go to the funding Flecks and I'm
both of my nips are hanging out. Yeah for me, No,
it's weird.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
When it's like that, and I can't watch his stuff
because of that.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
He ruined it. No, I mean he's thoughtful. If you
watch he was doing like political commentary, you know, a
decade ago when people still thought he was just this
you know, English weird sounding comedian. But honestly, I think
he's been a well thought out guy. He's gotten a
little bit more to the right of late, which is
you know, it is what it is. But he and

(05:35):
Katy Perry they were married for a second, Yeah, and
the moral of the story was that, you know, I
don't know, she's a weird person, and she kissed Mother
Earth after she got out of the Blue Origin spaceship
that she was in space for ten minutes. For ten minutes,
you know.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
William Shatner kind of did the same thing where he
was like he was up there and then he came
back and he was just always life was changed forever.
I've never had the experience, so maybe it would be
the same for I just want to know what that
how Okay? Like again, I don't want to judge anybody
because being out of nature, like I was at inn
in Cave State Park, sitting there next to the campfire
that I made, cooking hot dogs and sitting with my

(06:14):
wife and my dogs.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like, I was just grateful for life. And I don't
know if I would call it life changing, but like
I felt full in that moment. Maybe you feel full
when you're able to see the curvature of the Earth,
because that's all you're really saying, all right, Like you're
seeing Earth from an altitude you'll never get to see
as a regular person, and you're there for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
See when she came back, she kissed the ground, and
then she tweeted, there is no place like home.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
What does that even mean? We're gone for ten minutes,
no place like home? What does that mean? Why did
you volunteer to do this if you were going to
be so excited to come back it was ten minutes?
Or is it like squid word? When he was in
the space ship, you know, he accidentally got frozen for
two thousand years and then he went back in time
and went so far back in time that they hadn't
even invented jelly fishing, right, I mean, how many days

(07:01):
went by while that was going on. There's no way
to know. Was SpongeBob back there? Yeah, Well a SpongeBob
adjacent character. I can not speak English.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I feel for Squidward, I really do.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
He can't shake this guy. Every generation of SpongeBob just
continuously exists, which means that SpongeBob has had to pro
create into the future. And also he had ancestors that
looked exactly like him in prehistoric times. It's difficult. It's
difficult to explain to people. I just thought of a

(07:34):
wild idea. Have you seen the movie What About Bob? No? Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It has Bill Murray and Bill Murray plays this character
that is so ruthlessly obnoxious. He drives his therapist insane. Oh,
because he won't leave him alone. It's really funny. It's
a hilarious movie. What if they redid that movie but
they spongebobbed it and it was what about SpongeBob? And
Squidward's trying to go on vacation with his family, but
SpongeBob just keeps showing up and ruining everything. I'm telling

(07:58):
you that would sell. That's a hilarious idea.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, Squidward, we need a family first, but we can
work on that. Yeah. Four eighteen more on the way,
Rosie O Donald, Where's she living in What does she
have to say about it? Do you care? I guess
we'll find out. On news radio eleven ten kfab Emery's
songer What's going on here? On news radio eleven ten kfab.
They keep doubling up, and I don't like it. You

(08:22):
Rosie o'donald, name one movie, go Rosie o'donald Fried Green Tomatoes.
She was also in League of their Own Lea their
Own was the one I was thinking of. That was
like the first big movie she was in. She's great
in that, great in that Rosie. Over the years has
gotten a bit more political and less in favor in Hollywood,
and it hasn't been really in the whole lot in
recent years. Was in the reboot that Amazon did of

(08:43):
A League of their Own, which was a like a
mini series. Didn't watch it. The movie's perfect. They were
never going to do better, so I didn't bother and
I'm glad I didn't. And apparently it didn't go so well.
You can't even watch that thing on there anymore. Not
only did they not renew it for another season, they
took it off completely. Nobody needs to see this again.
She moved out of the country. Did you know that
she moved out of the country when Donald Trump was

(09:05):
elected president. Okay, pop quiz, where did she move? Oh? Ireland? Right, Yeah,
so she said. She talked to the New York Times.
She said, I never thought he would win again, but
I said, if he does, I'm going to move. And
my therapist said, well, let's make a real plan end quote.
So there you go. Apparently she was on the View
in two thousand and six and they've had a feud

(09:26):
ever since, and that included well before he got involved
in politics. Is this petty or should we applaud her
for actually, you know, sticking to her word and yeah, fleeing.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
She honored her convictions there that she said she wouldn't
she did, I couldn't afford to even if I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
But I'm just saying, you know, hey, it must be
nice to be super rich. A lot of these celebrities
who quote unquote move.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
What, you didn't have a lake house in Ireland to
begin with. You just on a long vacation. She said,
She's trying to be a citizen. But of course the
Irish Minister ended up going to the White House recently
and had a cordial meeting and a chummy meeting with
Donald Trump. Did you also see that Connor McGregor says
he wants to be the new Prime Minister of Ireland. Well,

(10:12):
then she's probably gonna have to move again, poor Rosie.

(10:33):
What if that just keeps happening, Rosie o'donnald has moved again.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
When if she goes to like Luxembourg or something and
then they get like some crazy conservative movement takes hold
in Luxembourg and she's like, oh, come on, it keeps happening.
They don't even speak English here. Oh oh, that's good stuff.

(11:02):
That's good stuff. I don't know, man, it's interesting. Do
we care about Hollywood types doing stuff like this?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think I would say that public opinion has been
as apathetic towards Hollywood as I've ever seen it, and
I think it's quite refreshing.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
It is. It's great. Although I just spent the last
twenty minutes making fun of Katy Perry and Rosie O'Donnell,
So what does that say about me? I mean, I
still like having Hollywood there for me to opine on.
I mean, McCaulay culkin seems to be pretty cool these days.
He figured his life out good for him.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, he seems to after a rough patch, has adjusted.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
He's a good he's a mid forties guy, but he
still seems to have that childlike charmis at a bunch
of wrestling events. Now he's married to a very attractive
Hollywood actress who's still getting great work. What's your name?
What's her name? Come on? His wife? Yeah, I have
no idea. It's Brenda, Brenda Song, that's who it is. Oh, okay,

(11:56):
she played London in the Sweet Life of Zack and
Cody on the Disney Chance. Oh gotcha. Yeah, she's still,
oh good looking woman. They've had kids together and he, uh,
he's doing good for himself. So congrats to him. Did
you know he dated Melacunas before that, like before Ashton
Coutcher and Meila Cunis. You know, I had no idea.
Yeah he was. He was dating Mela Cunis back when
Mela was still in their twenties. Yeah. That's a weird couple. Yeah,

(12:19):
you know, isn't that weird? I don't know. I think,
I mean, why do Hollywood types only go out with
Hollywood types because they want to be understood? Yeah? But
I mean, couldn't you like, if you're trying to get
away from the limelight, why wouldn't why wouldn't you just
try to marry a schmore gonna go find an accountant? Yeah,
what are you gonna talk about? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
The Countain's gonna come home and like talk about numbers
and stuff, and the Hollywood person will.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Be like, shut up, talk about me for a change.
Is that what accountants do? I don't know what they did.
The Countains talk about numbers when they come home from work.
I felt like they were just normal people.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
They sit in front of their TV and they watch
Jimmy Fallon and they don't laugh. Oh, come on, nobody
laughs at Jimmy Fallon. The countants just rolling their eyes
at you right now, Well, prove me wrong. No, don't
prove him wrong. I don't want to talk about account
Oh now you got me looking like a bad guy.
Four twenty eight News Radio eleven ten kfab Oh, Maurice done.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Milwaukee won three in a row, four of the last
five until it was broken by Chicago. They're dancing around
the Midwest. I want another winner. We one day one winner.
I'd love two days, two winners, and then three days
three winners and so on and so forth. Am I
asking for too much? Do you think that's a yes,

(13:32):
We'll take what we can get. Yeah, something like that.
Well we get great things. I say, hantavirus, what do
you say?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I say, don't you don't want? You don't want to
hant I've been working on I've been working on a PSA.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'd love to you know, I mean, you know, what's
the bear? The smoky the bear. I feel like the
hanta virus needs something. They need a mascot, they need
a song, and you need to model it off of
the fanta. Don't you don't you want to know? You
don't want to hand to us? So don't eat dead
Mice says something like that. Oh, man, I think I

(14:13):
swallowed a bug this morning or something. I don't know
what's happening.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Tell people what hantavirus is. It's it's something you get.
It's gene. Hackman's wife passed away from handa. And it's
not funny. It's not funny. It shouldn't be funny. Man. No,
it's bad.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's bad, and and it can be deadly, and it's
especially deadly in New Mexico.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It is a bizarre way to go. Can we at
least say that? And I hate you so much. I'm sorry.
It's bad. It's bad. It's not a good thing. It's
like funny about it. I mean it's funny the way

(15:00):
that you're talking about it, that's for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, it and it can be deadly. And can you
can get it from like if you have a bunch
of mice in the barn and you well, it depends
on it depends on exactly what's going on. Mask up
if like, if you've got some mice and you're taking
care of the area, I would say mask up, no, no, no,
come on, no I did. I used to have mice
in the basement. I always popped a mask on when
I had to go down there. And you know, take

(15:24):
care of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
True, What do you mean take care of the stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well, they would because you discover their their leavings and
you'd have to clean the area up and then find
them in discard.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
You're not eating part of them stuff on accident. You
can know what it is. Yeah, but you can get
it from breathing things in Okay. Antavirus flew like symptoms
consisting of fever, muscle aggs, cough, sometimes vomiting diarrhea if
you dress to shortness of breath and cardiac or heart
failure and lung failure. That is what it's calling now.
Betsy Arakawa Hackman passed away from this as you mentioned, terrible,

(15:58):
terrible scene where she and her husband and Gene Hackman,
thirty years her senior, died. I don't know they feel like,
by the way, did you know that they came to
the conclusion, he was alive for about a week, probably
by himself. That's awful. Nobody checked on these people, nobody,
But I think they kind of designed it that way.

(16:19):
They did, and that's why they were living in a
place all by themselves. But it's still terrible. Yeah, awful,
awful stuff anyway. Yeah, the hanta virus, it's gross and
you get it from a very specific type of mouse
that you rarely see in these parts. So don't feel
like you need to worry about it that much. There's

(16:40):
been only a handful of confirmed hantavirus cases in Nebraska
and Io over the last decade plus. However, it's a
serious disease in New Mexico, where they have identified one
hundred and thirty six infections over fifty years. Now you
might be saying that's still not a very big number,
and that is true. That is less than three infects

(17:00):
per year. However, forty two percent of the infections in
New Mexico are proven to be fatal. Wow, not great,
not great. Not transmissible person a person, by the way,
so if one person gets the hanta virus, it's you
can't actually transmit it to another person.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's a good thing. Animals to humans. And you don't
need any medical or science lab working on making that happen. No, no,
I'll be messing around with that. Youet scientists.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, you work on something else, like what do
you say, colonizing venus? Yeah, stupid like that. It gives
people something to do. Uh yeah. So, according to the CDC,
people get hantavirus, and I know people are like, oh,
the CDC, they don't know anything. Let me speak about
the CDC for a second. Here. They say people get
hanta virus from contact with rodents like rats and mice,

(17:45):
especially when exposed to their droppings in saliva. So they
found rodent feces in three detached garages, three sheds, and
two casidas. Live traps were listed as rodent control technique
were used in the outbuildings. Apparently, we're and very well.
Eight of the detached outbuildings had rodents that were dead

(18:05):
or nests in them, and two vehicles on the property
also had sightings of rodents, a nest and feces. There
were rodents everywhere this people's house. Man, you can't you're
not calling anybody to help you with that problem. I'm
getting a mouse a week in my trap, and I'm like, man,
I'm I might have a big problem. I talk to
my neighbors and they're like, no, no, no, we just

(18:26):
need to find ways to plug up your holes. You know,
we're working on that, right. They had nests all over
the place. What are the what were these guys doing?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
They were sitting sitting around watching Jeopardy, and the mice
would probably stealing their food.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'm guessing Gene Hackman was not watching Jeopardy, would just
be just be a guest, probably watching his old movies. Yeah,
well yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Man, that's weird.
So at least that explains that. And I just feel
sick thinking about this stuff, right, don't you just feel
like getting a little fever counting on. Yeah, I do,
you know, yeah right, I don't like it. I don't

(19:01):
like thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You get getting a little bit of the cold sweats.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't like it. So you know the moral of
this story, you know, really the moral of the story
is we need to just be clean, clean your areas.
I bought some top soil to fill and plug a
hole in my backyard, and I'm always thinking about this stuff. Now,
is a mouse gonna come in and try to nest
in the top soil bag if I don't get all

(19:26):
of the top soil used fast enough? Probably?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Really? You think?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I feel like mice aer everywhere. I was at a
hardware story the other day, you know, when I saw
a scurry in underneath the pot machine.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
A mouse? Yeah, I found a mouse underneath my stove
a couple of weeks ago. It's like, what are you
doing here? Why are you here? Because it's cold outside? Exactly? Well,
it was, yeah, and you got food. Well, and I've
been we've been doing a lot better with that lately.
We've put all these things in these these containers that
they can't get into. We are taking away their food.

(19:59):
They can't steal survive in our house? Can they? And
I've been removing them one by one for wakes.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
When I had a mouse problem, I discovered a secret
stash of seeds that they did not find in the house,
that they took from outside the house and brought it
in the house, brought it in, And they were hoarding
a giant secret stash. And they were just living down
in the basement because because it was climate controlled, but
they had their own source of food down there.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
How did you How did you get rid of them?
I did it the old fashioned way. Set the house
on fire.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hey, you know, if you get to that point, that's
the last thing and you do what you gotta do. No,
I just put it, you know, put those snap traps
down there. Oh, they took care of it, all of it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
How many do you have all told? I? Oh, I
caught probably half a dozen. Oh that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
It wasn't crazy. I think that, I think I think colony. Yeah,
it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
It wasn't too crazy. Yeah, I've I've caught probably since
the beginning of last fall. I would say probably like ten,
ten to twelve probably. It's just like, come on, now,
man's that's quite a bit, get out of here. Yeah,
over the entire winter, I don't know how many more
there are. I'm sure there are still some. But I've
also found a couple of stashes, but I think they're

(21:22):
bird seed that they've gotten in and grabbed my bird
seed and then moved the bird seed to spots where
they can only they feel like they can find it
and get to it at some point in like a
different room, and it's just like, Okay, lessons learned the
hard way, and yeah, but just be on the lookout, folks.
No good these are no good. Yeah, no good stuff

(21:43):
there