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Speaker 1 (00:00):
F super bully.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You blow it, you blew it.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Have you ever done something really stupid?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Me, neither, but these people did, and that means it's
time for you get an f y.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
All right, it is three point fifty one.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't really know what to start on this, but
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Have you heard of Toco too c O?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Toko is a a human collie.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Have you what you know what a collie is?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like at the dog like classy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh, Toko is a human collie and you could find
videos of Toco t O c O the Human College.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
He's also just got a new costume of a malamute
but he so he can be shown in a like
like you can see all these videos, and he's a
he's a human dog, and he's planning to create a zoo.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's called the Toko Toko Zoo in Japan. So he's
he's a human being that dresses as a dog. Let's
get that right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, but he's got some very realistic looking costume and
you can spend three hundred dollars to wear the costume
with jaws that open and clothes and the Toko Toko Zoo,
opening just north of Tokyo and Saitama Prefecture, is built
as a build as a place where your wish to
(01:41):
become an animal comes true.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is a very realistic dog costume. You see that,
very real This dude in there. Ah, I don't like this.
I don't like this at all. There's there's a there's
a picture of a girl who's like giving him belly scratches. No, okay, Toko, Ah,
I know what you're up to. No, come on, no,
this is not healthy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Cash only is if you want to go, but you
have to go quick because the human Zoo is going
to have to close in June.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Don't know what the future is for Toko Toko Zoo
or for Toko the human Collie. But nobody's booking their
trip there, and he's not going to be able to
keep that thing open for long. By the way, how
much money do you think he's spent on the collie
costume in twenty twenty three?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I guess twenty seven thousand human dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You've always ruined this. It's sixteen thousand, but yeah, I
mean I'm still it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot,
and nobody's booking reservations to dress up like dogs and
roll around in the grass. So it's not working out
for him. I don't think so. But man, I gotta
tell you what's wrong with some of these people. So
Toko the Human Collie, I have to give you a Now.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Have you seen that clip on the Internet of I
think it's one of those like TLC shows. They're interviewing
this kid and he says, in all forms other than physical,
I am a wolf, and then he does a really
wimpy wolf howl.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, it's tough. That's rough.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, I just found the Toko Toko zoo
x account. It's got just barely one thousand followers. Just
nobody seems to be that. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Nobody's interested.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Although now I'm sad he spent all that time and
money and people think it's weird. Hey, I can relate
to that, Toko. People think I'm weird too.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Toko, by the way, has over eleven thousand followers on
his personal so the zoo doesn't have any followers, but
his his personal does. This guy's he's got a weird obsession.
I don't like it all right, What do you got
what do you got going on? Before I get any
deeper into this rabbit hole?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. How good it looks, I mean
it is. It's unsettling.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He looks like a real dog.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's a guy in there. I'm never gonna trust a
dog again.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, he wanted to become an animal, and so he
became an animal.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I did. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's crazy. It's real, live people. Yeah, he's got a
YouTube channel. Go find it. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's got over seventy three thousand subscribers.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, so he's doing okay, all right, I don't feel
as bad. I wouldn't feel bad for a guy like this. Yeah,
so here's one for you. I haven't really been able
to look into this story much because I just found it,
but it's it looks like it's a pretty wild one. Okay,
if it gets extra juicy and I don't have time
for it, I might have to like bring it back.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's a tease.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So a man sent a bomb threat to a cruise ship.
You know why Why Because his girlfriend was on this
cruise and he was upset that he had to stay
home and watch her pets. So he wanted to blow
up the cruise. No, it was it was a fake threat.
But I think he was trying to get the whole
thing canceled so that they she'd have to come back.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh yeah, red flag maybe?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh you want to say so, yeah, that's a red
flag for you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So did they did it work?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I haven't really pieced it together, but he's in prison,
so it sounds like it didn't work out. You know,
I would guess they probably didn't work out either. You
imagine you think, imagine she's just waiting around for him
to get out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's like, oh, you, I knew you were to do
it again. Okay, I knew you were a trouble maker.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, he's nineteen. They were both nineteen, so I mean
I'm thirty eight and still doing stupid stuff. So you
ate at doing stuff like that? No, not like this,
so doing stuff that dumb? No, not that dumb? Who
gets the f there for dating such a moron or
him for being she was nineteen, so we'll give her
some slack. I think he I think this is a
(05:47):
slam dumb Joshua Lowe from Michigan who placed a bomb
thread on a cruise because he was grumpy that he
had to pet sit for his girlfriend's pets.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You get an f Maybe somebody should have called him
and he should of a dog set Toco. You think
he would have had. I think that would have gone
even worse. Actually, he would have just started getting in
a fight with the guy. He'd just been like, you're
not a dog. Yeah, And see here's the thing. He
may not have known Toku was in there and started.
You know, that's the thing. He just shows up. He's like,
(06:19):
what's wrong with this dog?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah? This dog's moving weird.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Dog's eating a burrito, but in the human kind of way.
Oh man, got dog just file his taxes. Hold on
a second, why is it? Why is it waving at me?
Because he's like got videos where he's like waving like
a human. You're like watching TV and all of a sudden,
the dog just laughs at a joke. You're like, what
what what you heard? That? You got that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't know how he does this, but he also
spends time in a kennel apparently, this Toco so oh wow, yeah,
I don't know. I'm watching these videos. Man, It's crazy stuff.
Toko the human Collie, go find him
F super bully.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You blow it, you blew it.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Have you ever done something really stupid?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Me, neither, but these people did, and that means it's
time for you get an f y.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
All right, it is three point fifty one.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't really know what to start on this, but
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Have you heard of Toco too c O?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Toko is a a human collie.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Have you what you know what a collie is?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like at the dog like classy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh, Toko is a human collie and you could find
videos of Toco t O c O the Human College.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
He's also just got a new costume of a malamute
but he so he can be shown in a like
like you can see all these videos, and he's a
he's a human dog, and he's planning to create a zoo.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's called the Toko Toko Zoo in Japan. So he's
he's a human being that dresses as a dog. Let's
get that right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, but he's got some very realistic looking costume and
you can spend three hundred dollars to wear the costume
with jaws that open and clothes and the Toko Toko Zoo,
opening just north of Tokyo and Saitama Prefecture, is built
as a build as a place where your wish to
(01:41):
become an animal comes true.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is a very realistic dog costume. You see that,
very real This dude in there. Ah, I don't like this.
I don't like this at all. There's there's a there's
a picture of a girl who's like giving him belly scratches. No, okay, Toko, Ah,
I know what you're up to. No, come on, no,
this is not healthy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Cash only is if you want to go, but you
have to go quick because the human Zoo is going
to have to close in June.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Don't know what the future is for Toko Toko Zoo
or for Toko the human Collie. But nobody's booking their
trip there, and he's not going to be able to
keep that thing open for long. By the way, how
much money do you think he's spent on the collie
costume in twenty twenty three?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I guess twenty seven thousand human dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You've always ruined this. It's sixteen thousand, but yeah, I
mean I'm still it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot,
and nobody's booking reservations to dress up like dogs and
roll around in the grass. So it's not working out
for him. I don't think so. But man, I gotta
tell you what's wrong with some of these people. So
Toko the Human Collie, I have to give you a Now.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Have you seen that clip on the Internet of I
think it's one of those like TLC shows. They're interviewing
this kid and he says, in all forms other than physical,
I am a wolf, and then he does a really
wimpy wolf howl.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, it's tough. That's rough.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, I just found the Toko Toko zoo
x account. It's got just barely one thousand followers. Just
nobody seems to be that. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Nobody's interested.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Although now I'm sad he spent all that time and
money and people think it's weird. Hey, I can relate
to that, Toko. People think I'm weird too.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Toko, by the way, has over eleven thousand followers on
his personal so the zoo doesn't have any followers, but
his his personal does. This guy's he's got a weird obsession.
I don't like it all right, What do you got
what do you got going on? Before I get any
deeper into this rabbit hole?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. How good it looks, I mean
it is. It's unsettling.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He looks like a real dog.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's a guy in there. I'm never gonna trust a
dog again.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, he wanted to become an animal, and so he
became an animal.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I did. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's crazy. It's real, live people. Yeah, he's got a
YouTube channel. Go find it. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's got over seventy three thousand subscribers.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, so he's doing okay, all right, I don't feel
as bad. I wouldn't feel bad for a guy like this. Yeah,
so here's one for you. I haven't really been able
to look into this story much because I just found it,
but it's it looks like it's a pretty wild one. Okay,
if it gets extra juicy and I don't have time
for it, I might have to like bring it back.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's a tease.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So a man sent a bomb threat to a cruise ship.
You know why Why Because his girlfriend was on this
cruise and he was upset that he had to stay
home and watch her pets. So he wanted to blow
up the cruise. No, it was it was a fake threat.
But I think he was trying to get the whole
thing canceled so that they she'd have to come back.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh yeah, red flag maybe?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh you want to say so, yeah, that's a red
flag for you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So did they did it work?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I haven't really pieced it together, but he's in prison,
so it sounds like it didn't work out. You know,
I would guess they probably didn't work out either. You
imagine you think, imagine she's just waiting around for him
to get out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's like, oh, you, I knew you were to do
it again. Okay, I knew you were a trouble maker.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, he's nineteen. They were both nineteen, so I mean
I'm thirty eight and still doing stupid stuff. So you
ate at doing stuff like that? No, not like this,
so doing stuff that dumb? No, not that dumb? Who
gets the f there for dating such a moron or
him for being she was nineteen, so we'll give her
some slack. I think he I think this is a
(05:47):
slam dumb Joshua Lowe from Michigan who placed a bomb
thread on a cruise because he was grumpy that he
had to pet sit for his girlfriend's pets.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You get an f Maybe somebody should have called him
and he should of a dog set Toco. You think
he would have had. I think that would have gone
even worse. Actually, he would have just started getting in
a fight with the guy. He'd just been like, you're
not a dog. Yeah, And see here's the thing. He
may not have known Toku was in there and started.
You know, that's the thing. He just shows up. He's like,
(06:19):
what's wrong with this dog?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah? This dog's moving weird.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Dog's eating a burrito, but in the human kind of way.
Oh man, got dog just file his taxes. Hold on
a second, why is it? Why is it waving at me?
Because he's like got videos where he's like waving like
a human. You're like watching TV and all of a sudden,
the dog just laughs at a joke. You're like, what
what what you heard? That? You got that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't know how he does this, but he also
spends time in a kennel apparently, this Toco so oh wow, yeah,
I don't know. I'm watching these videos. Man, It's crazy stuff.
Toko the human Collie, go find him
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