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Speaker 1 (00:02):
One O one point three Katie w b with fallon
and cold.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know I decided officially you can't. You can't change
my mind. The worst sound in the entire world.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh does it have to do with me? Probably? No?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Actually, sweet, okay, well, you're a joy to be around.
The sound you maker eloquent and a gift to my ears.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
A dog puking.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know what time it was, it was dark.
I hear vomiting coming up. Nothing makes a human move
faster than a dog puking. It's like a It's not
even the actual puke coming out, it's the build up
they do.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh, why, it's brutal.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
The issue is and my cats do this unless my situation,
my landlord, but they only throw up on the rug
or the carpet, like the floor. The wood floor is
right there. Yeah, you could just move an inch.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Dolly actually pooked on the floor last night, the wood floor,
not the rug. But I think it's because it was
too dark for her to be able to see, or
she would have aimed it directly at the rug. So
when you if you think I don't think there's a
single sound worse, you could text in if you think
I'm wrong five three, nine to two one. But we're
gonna come back. We're gonna do Anyone listening who on
KATIEWB one on one point three, KATIEWB fallon and cult

(01:18):
two o'clock hour is unhinged. A guy admitted to me
the other day to slitting one hundred tires in a
parking lot. I think he actually said three hundred times.
That's not a flex cult. Nope, so illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
He got away with it though it is, and he
does feel regret as an adult, allegedly a little bit,
but he's not going to repay it.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Probably.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
There's something about the two o'clock it's like your post lunch.
You don't care anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
So crazy? Yeah, how you put up with enough stuff
to where you're like, dude, you know what, I don't
need this job. Yeah, I am going to say some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, and you do.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So here's your chance to call in and share if
you fit into any of these categories.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Anyone listening who is in love or has a crush
on their.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Coworker, that's me desperately just wanted to hear about someone
else's drama.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh okay, I thought you're going to say it to you
with somebody in the building. Nope, nope, no, I had
to stop doing that. I had a little crush on Ted.
I'll be honest. Yeah, I sweet on Ted a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know that for a fact, because you would always
give him bonus points at every game we played for
being cute and it was.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Weird rip all right. Anyone listening who wastes a lot
of time at work? Well cult, yeah, probably, And then
anyone listening who And this isn't to judge, I just
want to know why, what's going on? How you feeling.
Anyone listening who wants to move out of Minnesota?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I mean a lot of people do want to move out,
and then they I think they leave. You always think
the grass is going to be greener, right, Yeah. I've
been to two of the finest locations in the world, Okay,
Indiana and Reno, Nevada, and I can tell you, cute.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Trust that Minnesota is a good place to live.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I mean as soon as I left Minnesota in like
twenty twenty, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Cry and h on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm like, oh no, oh, no, so you put in
a good work with scor me, I can come back. Please?
Is crying media?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's cute. But if you've been in any of those
three categories, give us a call. Six five, one, nine,
eight nine KATIEWB. Anyone listening who is in love with
their cry or has a crush on their coworker, waste
a lot of time at work, or wants to move
out of Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Fellon and Colto.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
One on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt
little heads up. We do have a few things coming up.
Your chances to win various prizes. We have twenty one
Pilots tickets at three fifty and four fifty it is hot.
We have severs Fall Festival tickets at three forty even hotter,
and at four o'clock we.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Have our final ticket.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's for our date Night event tomorrow night at the
Borough in Oakkale. Yeah, that's gonna be wild, could be.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I feel bad because people are like I think people
aren't aware you can show up to date night without winning,
but you're not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
And then some guy named BC is going to show
up and eat all the apps and like, BC, this
was not for you and I love you, but BC,
you didn't win the tickets. Uh huh, Okay, So we're
doing anyone listening? Who anyone listening? Who is in love
or has a crush on their coworker. Surprise, surprisse. No
one called in for that because they're too afraid to
be identified. And I get that waste a lot of

(04:37):
time at work or wants to move out of Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You can call us at sixty five one nine eight nine,
Katie w B. Which category do you fall into?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I waste a lot of time at work?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, how are you filling your time? What are you
doing to waste time without anyone noticing?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Well?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I work from home, so it's kind of easy.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I get a lot done. That's not work though.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Like run me through, like yesterday, what all did you
get done while you were allegedly pulling data and charts
and doing the things?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Well, I painted a room in my house.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh my god, that's like a full on activity.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah yeah, no, like full on projects.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay. Did they not track your cursor movement or do
you like have something for that?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I wiggle in my mouth every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, I have another question.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Do you live in fear or actually, maybe you don't
live in fear of having to go back into the office.
Would you just immediately like move to a different job,
like could never go back to being an in office worker.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Uh. Jake, my husband, he was going in to downtown
Minneapolis today because is where his offices are. He doesn't
have to go in, but he'll go in like one
or two days a week to kind of be seen.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And he said the traffic is the exact same.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
He's like, I think a lot of people are making
people go back into the office because you said the
traffic was like it was pre pandemic getting into downtown.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, how else are you gonna have pizza parties? You
know what I mean? Yeah? Question though for real? And
I want you to think about this because if you
have enough time to paint the room, have you ever thought,
because this would be me, have you ever thought about
getting another work from home job and getting two salaries
just doing one amount of work.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
I also have a small business, so technically I do
that as well.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I love you, Love that, Good for you.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
My favorite was like, there's this this one guy at
like seven work from all jobs. He was like, I
was making like three hundred and forty dollars for like
three months and then they all found out.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh no, I was like, that's a solid move, though,
you gotta be careful terrify me.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
He had seven different laptops.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's like dating seven different people. You eventually start confusing
names and stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't risk that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, well, thank you for calling in and sharing. Good
luck on your next at home project you complete while
on work hours.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's the pop Culture Minute was fellon and cult on
one on one point three.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Kt w B, brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Linzen.
I remember Ellen DeGeneres filmed her stand up special here
in the Twin Cities, and the first trailer for that
came out today.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's going to be on Netflix. And in the sneak peek, she.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Kind of makes fun of herself, as you would imagine.
She said that her show's catchphrase, be kind to one another,
should have been go blank yourselves. That way, people would
have been surprised to find out she was nice.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I mean, she has kind of a point that was
a lot of the AMMO against her.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I mean that it is funny. I talked about this
before on like on The Jason Show. Actually that when
you brand yourself a certain way or like you have
to it's an impossible standard to almost measure up to.
Everyone expects you to be that person twenty four to
seven for the rest of your life. And I'm not

(08:09):
saying she wasn't mean. I'm not she might have been
more mean than Nights honestly.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, it's the Dave girl thing. He was a nice
family man. Just everyone looked up to him. In the
boom he surprised everyone.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Florence Pugh, she said she is taking a break from acting.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
She said she realized she was like missing out on life.
She was like, I was getting all kinds of roles,
but I was just like, ah, I need to take
a break.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So she said she take a little break from acting,
which I haven't noticed. I mean, she was still doing
like Dune and everything else recently.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You'd be so awesome to just be like, yeah, I'm
missing out on life. I'm gonna just take a break
from work.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
That'd be sick. I can't even imagine.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's crazy. That's so wild that people even have that option.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm gonna and this isn't a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I feel like when most people do that they only
are able to because they actually had to take like
a mental break, like to go into therapy or to
get on medication or something, because they were so messed
up from like, oh I need to like actually take
a break. But I'd be like, oh, nice, I'm just
gonna go a little on vacation and hang out with
my friends forever until I want to work again. That'd
be awesome. Yesterday a new movie trailer dropped, and I'm

(09:15):
so excited to see this with Anna Kendrick, Woman of
the Hour. It comes out October eighteenth, and it's based
on the true story you remember there was. I didn't
remember this, but I don't listen to a ton of
true crime podcasts. In the seventies. There was a couple
set up on a dating show and he spoiler kills

(09:40):
the woman that he goes on the date with. Because
obviously the seventies different time, probably we weren't doing background
checks on people, et cetera. If you haven't seen the
trailer yet, go to Anna Kendrick's page. It is terrifying,
even just the short snippet of a trailer.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh that's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, and it's called again Woman of the Hour on
Netflix on October eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh, coming rites in Netflix.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Can you imagine by the way the movies and everything
that's going to be made based on the Diddy case.
This gets just crazier and crazier.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Obviously, we talked about yesterday how he.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Was arrested and the judge threw out one hundred million
judgment in Battle with Michigan Inmate.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Remember that one.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
So that was like a guy sued him and did
he didn't show up for that one. They did throw
that one out. But now they're like, I don't know,
there's a lot going on. I think you've actually read
a little bit more about the last half.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
He was throwing parties called freakofs Okay, that was a
party and he would get mail men of the night
come over and he would bribe them with a bunch
of money and lace their stuff with a bunch of drugs. Okay,
and then he would get other celebrities and people of
power to come over do the thing with the men. Yeah,

(10:58):
and then it would be kind of like Epstein Island
a little bit to be honest with.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
So now the question everybody speculating is like everyone close
to Diddy had to know about this. What is why
is it just now coming to light, like because.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Apparently the same reason with all the Epstein stuff, just
a lot of sick people.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Did Asher know something like they're throwing out crazy big names. Yeah,
and there's like a lot of allegations, So I don't know,
it should be interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Moving remember even like the when all these stuff start
coming out. Originally they started pulling all these old videos
of like Diddy going up to talk to like Justin
Bieber and he's like, uh, like back in a way
like I don't want to like talk to you and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
And and did he seem to looking to see if
he had.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
A wire on him or something like weird stuff is happening.
He also, I mean, there's more to him trying to
get out on bail. They even said, like they promised
that they won't have any female visitors if they let.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Him out on bail.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And they're like, no, again, Diddy is too dangerous to
be out walking streets. No matter what his lawyers say
or do, we are not going to let him out
on bail, like he has proven he will.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Leave the country. So no, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
This may be one of the craziest stories I've ever
witnessed in like my time reading pop culture stories.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Every like a lot of people from Hollywood or success
have had to have gone to adity party.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well they have.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Remember Diddy used to have the biggest The White Party
was like the biggest party every celebrity went to. Now,
I'm not going to say that every celebrity that has
attended one of those knows, but I feel like it's
kind of like, what why am Harvey Weinstein?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, where even if you.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Didn't first hand see it, everyone kind of made jokes
about it and there were rumors about it. Yeah, but
I don't know. It's crazy. It is truly messed up.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
If I even heard something about that, I want to
be putting on white attire and showing up at Ditty's house.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
No, no association, no thing.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I mean, just what people will do to maintain a
lifestyle or some sort of I don't know, money grab.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yes, for sure.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's pretty sickening, very much. So.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
That is your pop culture Minute again, brought to you
by Ovo Lasik and Lynch. I want to remind you
the twenty one pilot's tickets because people have.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Been texting it.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Hey, when are you doing those three fifty and four
fifty h same with people. Ask me about our date
night tickets at the Borough in Oakdale tomorrow night. Those
come up right after four o'clock. My coworker or the
guy in charge of that event, that we may be
able to give way two.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Pair of date night tickets.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, I want to get I want to get
y' all freaked out, but it might happen.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
So yeah, Well, I was just talking about getting a
bigger house. It's one to one point three KTIEWB is
found in cults.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, every time Colt talks about his house, the square
footage gets smaller, just like every time Colt talks about
going for a run, the distance gets longer.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Well it's a nice seven miles there and then seven,
but it's fine. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
The point of this is, you're just doing to wait
seeing mild. What is an actual like half.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Marathon twelve or like eleven, So you're.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Doing more than a half marathon every single day.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm not a superhero whatever, I'm just a normal guy.
The job a family.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, you try to build yourself up to be one.
Can I side note? Really quick?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
We go to the Cheesecake Factory Sunday Night flex yea seriously,
and Dylan, my stepson, is saying that he was his
boss is a big runner, his boss Latif, and he's like, oh,
my dad did a he did a half marathon. And
Latif says, oh, what was his time? And Dylan goes,
I think it was like four hours?

Speaker 7 (14:41):
And jacobs what I would have had to have what
to do half marathon in four hours? He goes, it
was like under two hours, Dylan. And also it would
have been shorter. But a guy fell in front of
me and cracked his head. So I waited and made
sure he okay.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Dude, and he like didn't want to because he didn't
want his time to be longer.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I saw the ambulance, you know, how alleviate it. I
would be if someone fell him from me, like, oh,
catch my breath. I'm gonna stay with this. I'm gonna
stay with this guy.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But we made him text his boss be like I
was wrong.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
With two hours.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's incredible. Yeah, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, this is incredible that you run that every single day.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I mean I do it in under an hour. But whatever.
So here's the thing. This leads right into like people,
what what people think about you? Oh, because I'm trying
to get a bigger house, and I'm like, it's so
annoying these landlords just trust me to move in. To
be scary if someone moved into your house. I understand
there's a process you need, like what they called recommend

(15:47):
not recommendations, but.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
You need references, references. You do need references. But also
you just never know what people are, like, what their
standards of cleanliness are, what their pet situation is.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
They're gonna lie about holds.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I was like, all right, I don't I'm like,
I don't really have a lot of references. Because the
guy in Texas to like kind of unhinged. The guy
I was renting from alost like a company. It was
just some dude who just seemed to always try to
get money out of me, like his stuff a break,
and he blamed me. I'm like, I've been here for
two weeks anyways. So I texted one of my old roommates,

(16:23):
except it wasn't me, it was my wife incognito, to
see what he would say if somebody reached out for
our reference. You following me, I.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Guess you really are taking me on a journey.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
So she was like, Hey, I'm reaching out on behalf
of colts last name, and I wanted to see, in
your honest opinion, how he was as a roommate.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
So she's pretending to be a landlord.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, okay, so he is a response. This is his
response from my old roommate.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I reviewed you.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, and this is probably like twelve years ago. I
had lived with this dude. Okay, Oh, you're asking about
mister Blank aka mister never leaves his room. He was
okay in terms of paying rent on time and keeping
the kitchen area clean. However he moves. He moves around

(17:15):
at weird times of the night. He'd just barricate himself
in his room. I want to see him for days,
and then all of a sudden he would be clanging
pots and playing reggae music at three agam, whipping up
the most massive omelet in the planet. No wonder my
eggs were always missing. Oh he also got way too
close to my dog.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Like he imprinted on it and would start walking hi
during the day without telling me. I'd find my dog
in his room hanging out with him. He never did
anything weird, but he even had nicknames for him, like,
why are you calling my dog ie hop when his
name is Whiskey. Anyways, I feel like he's weird. But
if you're looking for someone to always pay rent on time,
I guess you can count on that good luck.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
That guy is not your friend. No, you talk to
that person at all anymore.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, I haven't moved out, But to be fair, it
was like it wasn't bad. Just because you're my roommate
doesn't mean we have to hang out all the time.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Alto it was like twelve years ago.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Let's assume that maybe you're not shuffling around listening to
reggae music at three am anymore.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Maybe you are, Maybe you are.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't know who am I to judge. The omelet
situation sounds great. I'm a little angry now. There isn't
like an omelet station in the studio. You can start
whipping up some massive omelets forts each afternoon.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
What are you put in your.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Omelet everything that's not an option?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, you start out with five eggs.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
And village chickens. Each time you.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Have an omelet, at least a half pound of cheese,
some bacon, chop up, some sausage and to make a
healthy maybe just some frozen broccoli or something rose it. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
All right, that's sick.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Good for you. One oh one point three Katie w
b Oh my headphones just came on plot with balanty.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Crazy. How are you able to lunch that far?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It was leg day at Plate's hashtag. Just drop that
and see you know it took pilates today. My legs
are shaky, legs are shaky.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
How many people are in your pilates class?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, you know what, Usually it is pretty cool, but
today was me and one other woman. The good thing
was it was her second day, so I looked like
an all star. Not really.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I told her like, oh, there's a curve to this.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I know.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Well, I told her, I go, you are a million
times better than I was on my second day. I
would have just been laying on the machine crying to
be like, why why are you doing this to me?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Uh So, anyway, we're gonna come back. We won't talk
about pilates.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I promise We're gonna play a little round of radios
categories with someone that we grabbed from our building and
forced to play with us.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're gonna do it in six minutes.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I just done a little nice radio scotic worries. I'm
on a one point three Katie w W founding Cult.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
We have a special guest today.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I cult earlier where we need someone to play and
I said, oh, I'll see if someone in.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
The building wants to. And Colt said who has the
most RIZ?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And I said, I think Claire does, And that's what
I said, did I not?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Then I texted a girl named Claire I used to
work with in Indiana, and after an hour and a half,
she responded to this was this for me? And I said,
oh no, and this is not the first time I've
done this, And then I texted.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
The correct Claire, So welcome to the show, Claire.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I think I have zero RIZ, but that's cool. Yeah that.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Hr last week someone said that Max is the rizzler
and Colt is the fizzler.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
That is the rizzler. Every time I see him with
his robes or whatever, I know, yeah he's in.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Robes, like saying he's black and beautiful.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You are more like Gersachi. He doesn't have name brand
Versace up but yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
It has changed drawn on it, like the old saga,
exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Okay, we're gonna go through this quick, so you need
to gone and get nobody loves you. Get out of here, Claire.
We have ten categories. I'm gonna give you a letter.
You have a minute to go through each category.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, and I have the option to skip.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
You have the option to skip. Yeah, you should do
that if you don't know. Your letter today is bee
as in boy and your time starts now. Nicknames, baby, okay,
things in the scott balloons, pizza toppings, banana peppers, you're
so fast? College or universities, the b yu fish fish yep,

(21:46):
Skip countries, ooh.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I know, oh man, it's right on.

Speaker 9 (21:56):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Skip things that have spots.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Spots.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Skip historical figures.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Batman, No, that's not a historical bear.

Speaker 11 (22:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
We'll put it down, all right. Something you're afraid of
blogey and that's your time. That is your time. Fallon bloone.
Now all right, cool, we're gonna run through this bone.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
He sounds so nazy today. He keeps saying he's not sick,
and he's over there like bleeding out of his sighs.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It's just from fun Okay, your letters be your time
starts now. Nicknames Bertha, things in the sky, balloon, pizza toppings, buffalo, okay,
colleges Uh uh.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Why am I blanking on this? No? I'm thinking of
a big one, skip.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Fish, a blue gill. Oh nice countries, but.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Midgie just kidding. Blize things that that have spots, things
that have spots, um.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Bellies.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Uh, something you're no historical figures.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Uh, let's go with Oh my god, I'm blinking on everything. Bunyan, Paul, Bunyan, Wait, just.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Bunyan Paul Paul. Okay, something you're afraid.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Of, Brown University, by the way, for college, something you're
afraid of boogeyman?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, and terms of endearment boo. All right, that's your time.
That's your time.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, that is your time.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
All right. We're gonna go through see who is a loser,
who's a winner today? Number one nicknames Claire, you have
baby Foulon you had Bertha feels weird, Fields feels like
not a nickname though, So I don't know what do
you think big birth thought you called? You're calling people
big Bertha.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I should have said big birth because I would have.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Gotten two points give you a point. Okay, things in
the sky. Both of you said balloon.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was gonna say blent, but I figured that you
might have said blimp.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Number three pizza toppings. Claire had banana peppers. Oh you
buffalo sauce.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, there are the buffalo chicken pizzas.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I'm gonna guess. Colleges or universities. Claire had b y U.
Fallin had brown brown Number five fish. Claire had nothing.
Found had bluegill.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Shout out Dicky bond Set. He really is my dad.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
By the way, some random dudes here like it's in
the fishing tournament.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
But yeah, number six countries Claire had nothing foun had blize.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
This Sully is actually a country though, or is it
like a city? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Probably on the day.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay, good look, I know I took a pill on
a beza, which is different than Blize as it.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Turns out, so that's all.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's completely different.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Why did I even say it?

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Out?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Your dad? Things that have spots? Claire, you had nothing ballin.
You had belly's belly. Belly you can have.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Like spots, you know what I'm saying, Like pig bellies
can dog bellies freckles are on my belly.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Those are spots the country.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
His number eight historical figures Batman, She's not wrong. I
mean historically he's benefiting.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
In Gotham City historical figure, he's benefigured.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Okay, maybe I'm gonna give you a point for that
fallent historical figures you had Comma Paul, Yeah, which feels
feels like a Now I'm gonna go with the no
on that, Claire, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
A historical figure in Minnesota that is His name is
Paul Bunyan. It's not just I've never heard name.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Be like mister, miss Historie, thank you, thank you, start
with an ass.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Why am I arguing for you? Or whatever? Fallin point
for you?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, we worked our way through that nice number nine.
Claire had Boloney for something. You're afraid of? What happened
to you?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Claire? You know where it comes from. It's fair haunting. Yeah,
Indiana you should know.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah you right? Okay, found had Boogeyman and then last
terms of endearment, Fallen had boot Claire had nothing all together.
Foun has nine points to Claire's five, but Claire is
wearing yellow today, so she gets one point. Are you
wearing a necklace?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
She has like three?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, so you get one for every necklace you're wearing.
I love this game.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's pretty unfair when we have guests on. I gotta
be honest.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
You he get me an endorsement one, So that's three
and Claire has twelve to founds nine on a Sunday
say congratulations points.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, I'm wearing a necklace. I feel like it's a
fair tie. Yeao, Okay, thanks for playing Claire. That is
Radio radios categories on Katie w B Felon and Colt
on one on.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
One point three kd WB.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Today's trending with Felon and Colt on one on one
point three kd WB.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Nobody's even surprised we won this award. All the time
MSP Airport was named the best in the country.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Well what.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
What what I mean? We always get the best of everything?
And I'm still yeah, are they grouping in terminal two
with that? I actually don't know the answer to that.
I'm gonna guess.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Uh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I don't have enough information in front of me.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Terminal two is kind of like Cinderella, like the stepchild
that kind of gets shunned in a way.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Well, Terminal two you're saying, yeah, well, yeah, for sure,
because offers way less.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
It's way smaller.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
But they are doing the expansion of it, like Terminal
two norths so that adds two gates, bathrooms, concession spaces.
But that's not gonna be dountil twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
So yeah, you got a minute. You got a minute
for about that happened country.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I just wanted to that caribou that's closing. Apparently you
told me.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, So your attitudes they were that was their final straw.
They're like, I'm not dealing with this for this kind
of attitude anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
We're out.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
If you're a big holiday movie fan, don't worry the
Great American Show you know that channel. But it's like
they have Hallmark, they have Lifetime, and then they have
like the Great American one. Okay, I'm talking about I
think so, I don't know, you're not convincing me anyway.
Great American Christmas will have sixteen new movies for the holidays.

(28:32):
What yeah, two the first one's arrived, by the way,
two weeks before Halloween.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
They're they're like quantity over quality, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
That's all of their methods, and honestly, I appreciate it.
I love it there.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Sometimes it's like a like a zz Top song no
Way Tool song where you're like, is this a new
song or has it been playing for four hours?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
And it's that's what the movies are like, You're like,
is this the same movie?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Off?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
It makes sense. It's a shot on an iPhone.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay, a little better than a shot an iPhone, but
not much better.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
They say that they're working on, you know, the drugs
like ozembic and wagovii right now. They've just transformed the
weight loss industry and they are currently basically injections. Yeah,
but they're working really hard to turn those into of
course pills, which I knew that would be right around
the corner. Obviously, the pills currently are in the final
stages of testing, so they promise to make weight loss

(29:31):
easier and less costly. Downsides, doctors warned that they're the
higher risk for misuse with patients that they're taking more
than they're supposed to or sharing the pills with others,
which is, you know, that's realistic.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
But why does it make you s lack?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Because it just it doesn't seem like that would be
an issue, but I know a hun would I'd do it.
I'd be like, dude, how do I accelerate this?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
No, well that's not what they yes, but there you
can have serious issues. I think it was like literally
Kate Moss's sister just overdosed on instead of taking those
pills or the injections, with the worst decision of her life.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
So obviously with anything gets to be careful.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I was thinking more about the sharing pills, which, let's
be honest, they're not sharing pills. They're getting them covered
probably by their insurance, and then they're selling pills to
make the money. That's probably what's really happening and the
most haunting story I've heard in a minute. They said,
you know, with your phones you can now see people,
you can hear them, but also they're working on technology

(30:37):
so you could smell them.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Why that's a great question. I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't want anyone to ever have access to smelling me. Okay,
I'm not always my freshness when I'm on the phone
with someone, so past, But they said it's so you
could like be at a friend's birthday dinner and smell
the food on the table.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What now, I don't want to smell their potato skins.
May be all hungry and I'm on my couch.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Or if we could just hang out with each other.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Maybe you no thanks? One on one point three Katie
w B with Fallon and Cold Severs Fall Festival so awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
They have so many things to do there. It's like
just like the perfect date spot or family event. And
we have a four pack of tickets for you. If
you play our after school pop quiz where we ask
you some trivia. Whoever gets the most correct wins to play.
You call six five, one nine eight nine Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Wow, one O one.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Point three Katie w B. It's after school pop Quiz.
I swear me and chat GPT do our best to
find easiest trivia questions for you.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Questions can you find? It's been so many, It's.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Been so many.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I met the point where I was going to start recirculating.
I think there have been some research. Anyway, we do
have Courtney from Zimmerman playing Kelly in Center City today.
We'll ask you trivia. It's two chance to win Sever's
Fall Festival tickets. If you know the answer, you chime
in with your name the first Wins.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Are you ready? Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Question number one, what is the longest running TV show
in history? And here's your hint? It's a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Courtney, yes, Courtney, Family Guys, not the Family Guy. Good guest, though, Kelly,
you want to take a guess Ben and Jerry Not
Ben and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
The Simpsons is the longest running TV show on history.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Kind of close to Family Guy.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Question number two, in what country did the French Revolution
take place? Courtney?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yes, Courtney, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Question number three, in which ocean would you find the
Bermuda Triangle? Kelly, yes, Kelly, the Pacific Ocean, not not
the Pacific, Courtney, the Atlantic? Correct. I feel like Kelly,
you helped narrow it down for Courtney there, but because

(33:05):
I didn't know either. Guys, but you know what, Kelly,
thank you for trying. But Courtney is our receivers. Fall Festival,
winnes Today, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Question for you, follon what's seven times three twenty seven
twenty one? When I met twenty one?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh my god, twenty one?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Who flies airplanes?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Pilots?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Twenty one pilots? Tickets in six minutes?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Never?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Maybe do math again? Please? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Time has come to get you. You're twenty one pilots tickets.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Back time empty saying.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Now was stressed down?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You try to sabotage me and that wasn't off. You're
right if you'd like to go see twenty one pilots,
they are at Target Center on October twelfth, and we
have tickets right now.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Six five, one, nine eight nine. KATIEWB you do need
to be coller ten and with.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
The keyword yeah, keywords Dill Pickle. Okay, Dill Pickle, easy
enough to call us. And you say, oh, you played
the song before you said, that's a lie. Don't even
try it.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Now, don't you do it?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Don't you do it to the p dale whoa biggle
for wow? So we have twenty more pilots tickets. So
I'm on a one point three Katie w w are
founding colts? Emma, how are you? What's up?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
I'm hoping that I'm winning twenty one pilot tickets.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Are you a fan? A big fan?

Speaker 6 (34:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Okay, that's cool. Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
The keyword is Jill pickle.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You're going to see the twil one pilots. I am
so excited.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
I've been wanting to see them, but I've never had
a chance to go when.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
They're on tour. So amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Well, thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Thank you, We are so appreciative.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
One on one point three Katie w b with Fallon
and Colt.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
So.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I was talking.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well to my other coworker yesterday at the Jason Show.
His name is Jason Matheson, and he was saying that
one time when he was dating girls, a girl came
over to his apartment and they were making out, and
she looked up on the ceiling and he had the

(35:33):
photos of the cast of Dallas, which is a soap opera. Yes,
each character's head shot in alphabetical order, and she's like,
what is are those your Is that your family? And
he's like, no, that those are the characters of Dallas.
And he said she got up and left.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
That is the only appropriate response. Wait, honest, it's.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
The vibe I was getting from his description.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then I was talking to another coworker over there,
and because I go, oh, I'm going to use this
for a topic on the radio, like reasons you just
got up and left someone's place, And another person at
the table goes, well, I have one, and I go
what And they go got there, getting getting down to business,
and I noticed their ants crawling everywhere, and I was

(36:19):
immediately like, I have to go left.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Ants ants can get in there, you know what I mean,
and they can't.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Sometimes you won't realize it and then you're like, wait,
there's a colony in my kitchen.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
When you ants make you feel trashy. They do what
it happens to everybody, it does.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It does, but I don't think it's a turn on.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
No, So I realized, while I can appreciate that it
does happen to everyone, I don't want to be in
the middle of a makeout session and be worried that that,
Like the ants go marching one by one across my
who hah who ha.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying past Yeah, So sorry
for that vision, but I can tell taunting you and
I'm sorry, Well, it's.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
A metaphor for you in college too. I think you
were telling them just one by.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And no, okay, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It was not. So we're going to tie this in
with our date night. These are the final tickets.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We're gonna be at the Borough in Oakdale and we're
getting you a date.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Night so you join us. We provide some apps, We
get you game.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Cards for you and your partner, love it to go
play all the games, the act, throwing, the darts, the
arcade Tomorrow night, seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
It's just little attention. The attention your relationship needs exactly rests.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
On all of this, because now you're in a healthy relationship.
But but we want your stories.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
The best one wins.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Reasons you got up and left someone's house, like you're dating,
you go back to their house for a hookup, or
maybe it's your first date, you're not even dating at all.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah six ' five to one nine eight nine kd WB.
Why do you leave?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
One one three katiewb with Fallon and Colt looks. Sometimes
you go over to someone's place, thanks for heating up,
and then you see something over your shoulder, like no, no,
absolutely not. Or maybe you didn't even get that close.
You're like, you walk in the door, you're like, no,
no chance, not happening. So we're getting those stories. Reasons
you got up and left someone's house, like in the
midst of a hookup, to get you date night tickets.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
What's your story, Well, we had hung out.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
A few times, but I. When I finally went over
to his house, he had a collection of like what
he described to be haunted dolly.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
So did you like lean into it and you're like,
uh huh uh huh, Well I gotta go? Or did
you immediately own No and you left.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I stayed because he was my ride home.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Dude, walk I'd rather walk barefoot in the snow than
be with the dog guy.

Speaker 9 (38:49):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
But I'll tell you the worst part is that we
split the bill for dinner that night, which I'm like, okay, feminism, yes,
But then he used to tell me that he spends
thousands of dollars on his collectored dolls.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
What the heck?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Okay, how many did you have just lying around the house?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
There they were in every single room.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
I go.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
If I opened the medicine cabinet.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
There would have been. Now did any part did Were
you a little bit intrigued? Like I got it? Mysterious dude,
maybe like a Chris Angel type of guy.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I mean, I was like, okay, some people are in
a horror like is this like a haunted thing? But
then they weren't just in one place, they.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Were like everywhere.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, that's the next level. I'm sure he found his
perfect person, you know, and it just wasn't you.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
And that's okay, probably one of the dolls.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah, I am not his doll.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
That no, no, no, what's your name? My name's Alex, Alex.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm gonna get you some date night tickets because that's
an epic story.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Lets you even get another one.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Hi, Katie WB So why did you leave someone's place?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Okay, so this was in college.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I was over at her house.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
We were kind of getting down to it, and her
dog was in the.

Speaker 12 (40:05):
Room and wouldn't stop staring at us, which I feel.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Like sometimes that was common. Yeah, and the dog was
like barking and trying to pop on the bed and
I was like, hey, maybe your dog.

Speaker 12 (40:15):
Has to go out or something.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
She's like, no, no, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Continue and then the dog proceeded to take a crap
on her foot. Dude, that dog was like, yeah, it's
not happening tonight.

Speaker 12 (40:30):
I was like, I guess, yeah, no, I'm gonna I'm
gonna leave a kid. You gotta take care of your dog.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Wait wait, so how Okay? Because I'm trying to picture, like,
what did any ounce of you trying to fight through
the smell and.

Speaker 11 (40:43):
I mean no, I like I smelled it right away
and I was like, I think yeah, Like I looked
down and I was like, I'm just gonna I'm head
out because.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, yeah, dude, that's that's that's the thing you gotta.
I don't like that all dude, if anything's going down
to my house, like the all the animals are locked
in a room. Okay, no one. I don't want any
feline watching me.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
You don't want I get it. No, you don't want feedback. Yeah,
it's not your animal start pugan listen.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm not into that. I'm not beauty in the beast.
I don't want any any of that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's just like gross.

Speaker 11 (41:20):
Okay, get it out here. Take care of your dogs,
that's important.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Also yeah, take care of your dog. Yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
We're gonna get you date night tickets too, Okay, oh
my god?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Really yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellon and cult On
one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Guess who got married?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Who?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Charlie poof what?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Remember he was dating like started dating this girl. She's
not famous.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Solid move.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, it was your advice you given that's.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
What I say, famous person, I say, stop drop that zero.
Don't give it a hero Okay, just normal person.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, is always saying, Okay, well he did get married
and he's posted photos. I would like you to go
check out the outfit because I'm curious what you think
of his.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Outfit of the poofinator.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, he spoofed it up. It was like a standard.
It was.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It was a different, unique suit, had some flair to it. Okay,
while you're looking, they've just said.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
He looked like he's about to do karate. See.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I thought it looked more like turn it a little bit.
I felt like it looked, yeah, like karate or a baby,
a little Mariachi.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Oh yeah, it's like if a mariachi sailor karate had
a baby outfit.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, but his bride looks stunning.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Congratulations to missus poof Yeah, he's showing a lot of
neck too.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
That's scandalous.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
He's very proud of his body. Remember he used always
post thirst traps.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Oh yeah, he's been doing pull ups.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So SNL just now announced their first five shows of
the season, hosts and and musical guests.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Here we Go.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
September twenty eighth, Gene Smart. She's the star of Hacks,
which is like my favorite show from the past year
or two. In Jelly Roll October fifth, Nate Bargazzi and Coldplay.
October twelfth, Ariana Grande and Stevie Nicks. Are you kidding me?
That's gonna be epic? She's promoting, of course, her new
Wicked movie. October nineteenth, Michael Keaton and Billie Eilish Sick

(43:26):
and November two, John mulaney and Chapel Row And of
course we knew Chapel would be on there. But with
John Mullaney, he always I mean, he was like a writer,
so he's just like so good when he's on that show.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
It's gonna be legendary.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
But I wanted to throw those out there in case
you were like, hey, I'm gonna start watching SNL this season.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
There you go, Thanks pal. Are you paid? It feels
like you're can paid or something.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I don't like it, No, but I love NBC apparently,
I love Lauren Michaels.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I love SNL. You should check it out on that
just kid, are you on Fox? I am on Fox.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I just wanted to make it seem like it was
a paid thing there for a second, and as soon
as I said I love NBC, I felt.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Like a trader.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You would get on SNL. I feel like, thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I don't you know you want to know why I
don't think I would make it on SNL. My understanding
is the hours are brutal. They're there to like two
or three al yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Dude, as soon as I rolled around, you'd be like, guys,
can we wrap this up?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's so tired. I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
And I would gain so much weight because I would
just constantly be ordering food and I would never bring food.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I would make horrible I'd be the candy machine all
the time.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Many would write scripts about it, so you'd almost like
feed into it. No pun intended, but you would like
just like, oh, I got to maintain gaining weight now
because it's.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Who I am more.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, So anyway, that is the only reason I wouldn't
be on SNL.

Speaker 10 (44:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Sometimes I feel like you're a gold mine. People are
just like sitting on you know what I mean? Thank
you for you be making some money for some people.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
People could be taking a vantage view financially, just left
or right and you're just I mean, you're not.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Doing bad with what you're doing, but like what's happening.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I'm just saying, if someone gave you the opportunity to
sell your soul, I feel like you would excel.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Thank you. I don't think they make that much at us.
And now I've gotta be honest with.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
You, No, you probably make more.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, pop culture, man, it brought to you by Ovo
LEAs and Lens.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Every time we'd play this music, I just think of
like a jazz cat, like a cat, like an actual cat,
like slinking in and he's gonna hat on because he.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Just plays jazz music.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I don't know why toes. Yeah, well, let this cat
tell you little pause. The Western Frontier. It's one on
one point Katiew with bound and cult.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
What is happening I'm into?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
So okay, So I have driven a collective forty hours
to and from Michigan this summer. Had a lot of
time my car. You know you could fly right, yes,
but when you have a crazy amount of animals, unless
my landlord.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Then yeah, side note with you.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
The craziest part of the story isn't that he First
of all, he drove to Michigan one of the times
he was supposed to be driving his family back and
they're like, oh, we end up getting flights. So he
just drove there and back by himself for basically no
reason other than because that's not the craziest part. The
craziest part is every time he drove to Michigan this

(46:32):
summer and back, he had a dog in.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Freak house in his car, which is cool.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
On the way there, I would leave after work, so
I would sleep with the dogs and three cats at
the rest stop, hoping a trucker would to murder me. Anyways,
so it's being a murder the Western Frontier. Did you know?
I learned so many things on this book? One wait,
you read a book? Yere? Wow, I listened to it

(46:58):
on my.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Drive full book? Or do you listen to a couple
of chapters?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Be honest, I listened to half of it.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
There it is going to get details.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
But the one thing that's the most and there's two
really interesting things.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
One there probably was more than that he'd read the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Nobody was really aware of serial killers. So yeah, this
one like crazy family that was like actually settled in
the West would like be so courteous and ted Bundy
like like very charismatically, Oh yeah, let's cook you some
steak or whatever. You could have my spot in the
house or whatever. And then they would just slaughter, like
these people who would come into town looking for business

(47:33):
or gold or whatever because they're serial killers. It was
like an entire family they were.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Is it because they were like, we don't want you
in this area.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
No, they just had it out. Well, legend has it,
they just had it out for these people and they
just want to first for blood. And the entire family
was in on it, and they didn't find out about
it till they excavated, like hundreds of years later, found
just a plethora of bones in their yard.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
Yuck.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Other interesting thing and roll uplifting.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Stuff here you got. I can't wait to hear your
next story.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I want you to really picture yourself being someone from Ireland. Okay, right,
you're an Irish woman, yes.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
And.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
And your family are down on your luck. All right,
potatoes are missing, you don't have a lot of food.
There's spamin I.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Don't like that.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
All of a sudden, you flip over, flip open the newspaper.
You see an ad okay says welcome to America. You
can have ten acres for free.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Only.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Stipulation is you got to get here by yourself. Also,
you have to create farm enough land to farm on,
or if you don't in five years, will take the
land back.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Okay, I do like a challenge, but farming is rumor
has it difficult work.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
But I'm in Ireland, so I might be doing farm
work anyway, and.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
You have an Irish man coming with you. I'm it
so I can do all the things.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Okay, I do like an irishman so hot.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
So you go there, you don't even know what's going on.
You're like free land in America. There is the awesomeess
is an American dream. You show up all of a
sudden Native Americans. Yeah, surprise, ta get everybody out on
the Oregon Trail.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Now we're not gonna get the politics of it. Maybe
rightfully so, maybe rightfully not. But these people will come
over from Ireland and just be befuddled, like, wait a minute,
hold on, this is.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
From the war zone Freeland. Yeah you forgot. Well they
didn't read the fine print.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's just like when you get the agreement from iTunes
and the iPhone and you're like, yes, except continue, I
agree to all of this.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
You don't read the fine print, No.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Nobody ever reads it, so they show up and then meanwhile,
America is like, we're just gonna have let everyone from
Ireland deal with this. We're just gonna they'll fight the
fight for us. They'll settle the land, and then they
won't be able to maintain the farming, so we'll just
take all the land back from the Irish too. Oh,
it was a long con.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
You should host a history podcast. I'm just saying I
don't know the anything you said it's factual, but you
know someone's here say but yeah, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
All right.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I was also driving at three am, so could you
know details could be a little muddy.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Also, I can't imagine you should have been driving those
animals at three am?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Straight up? You did a radio show.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Well, I tried to sleep at one am, but this
trucker kept coming to my coming to my guard to
relieve himself, like.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
You, It's like he was probably seeing if you were interested.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'll move up the road a little bit. This is
I don't need any of this. I don't want to
end up like one of those settlers.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, I know you really don't, absolutely not. Yeah, all right, well,
there's your history lesson on Katie w B Market and
the history books were actually a little bit early. What
what what is your just get to tell you a
little bit. What is your favorite concert? You've ever been
too cold? One of the I will say, obviously, the

(51:03):
things that we get in radio is, uh, concert tickets typically.
I mean not Taylor Swift this round, because it was
impossible Colt did.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
That's a whole different topic that I'll snap over later.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
You know what Colt's wife got to go with like
a neighbor to Taylor Swift eras tour in Texas.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Oh yeah, for I didn't get my left arms. Yeah,
she was like front row.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
No she wasn't. Don't get people that mad. But don't
get people that mad. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Okay, it's gonna sound weird.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
One.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I don't really like concerts. I don't like it. I
get bumped into my ears, don't work the next seven days,
super negative approach. But the one concert, and it was
because I was just hammered. Target Field Pop Brian and
John Party and who's that guy that does the sing
songs that like your Body like go Back or Sam Hunt?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Why on earth would I've ever known. You were talking
about Sam Hunt? He said, who's the guy that has
the sing songs? That was the craziest question. Are you
a country fan?

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That night I was, dude, it was like I was.
By the way. I checked my bank account the next
morning it was like seven hundred dollars I spent on
just alcohol a Target feel like, what is this is?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Why? When you're like, hey, do you mind paying for this?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I'm like no, because you need to be better about
your spending when you're out of Sam Hunt concert. Okay,
you're irresponsible.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Time.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
We do have tickets to see twenty one pilots very
Different at Target Center on October twelfth. I'm gonna give
those to caller ten right now with the keyword back road,
all right, six.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Five to one, nine eight nine, katiewb.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
It's Benson Moon Beautiful things now on katiewbo one on
one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and cold concrats to Brandon.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
He did get the tickets for twenty one pilots. We'll
have another pair at three Fifteenmorrow and at four fifty.
I wanted to mention this.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
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it's back. On October ninth. You can attend the Future
of Fashion event at Marie's Been a Tanka Masta. Then Saturday,
October twelfth, put on your red carpet look for the
Marquee event at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. Minnesota is
having a creative renaissance, they say, so you can see
it firsthand and get tickets at Fashionweek MN dot com.

(53:19):
That's FASHIONWEEKMN dot com. Obviously they wanted me to be
a model in all of these events. I was unavailable,
so it's really unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah, that's rough. I am going to be a model eventually.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Wait, both of our statements could be weird. I was kidding.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
So what do you mean by you're going to be
a model eventually, because it makes it sound like you're
leaving this to pursue a modeling career, which which I.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Think you would see that. No, I can smise like
a uh when you smile, though, you look a little high.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Oh thanks, that's not the direction I want. No, I'm
going to be a model, but I don't know if
I'm allowed to talk about it yet. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Oh wow, so it's secret modeling.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah, well, it's just I mean it's wait, is it
in a room with.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Someone in a video camera? Because I'm actually.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Concerned there's a couch. Okay, listen, it's Are.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
They by chance calling it a casting couch?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Okay, then I think you're fine.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Or maybe, oh you gotta read it's like Vogue or something,
I don't know, something or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Serious question for you, aside from the modeling comment, true
or false? Your dog went to the vet today and
it's confirmed that he is obese.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
No, that's false, but there is some truth in it.
He is not obese. He's forty three and a half pounds.
The vet wants him to be thirty thirty eight and
a half. So, but I didn't like how she was
talking about.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Forty three thirty five pounds five pounds overweight, which in
a dog can be actually a lot because if you
only weighs forty three pounds five pounds as a decent percentage, ry.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah, I don't know, it's like ten percent.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
What bothered you about?

Speaker 11 (55:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Just because did she feel like you were she was
like fat shaming?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
No, she wasn't. She was like, actually a lot more
dogs are obese these days. I'm like, okay, but she
was like, I want to see him at an hour
glass figure, and I'm like, uh, pervert, that's weird. I
get a new vat well, she stated like I want
to see him now. He needs to be at an
hour glass, and then she did the hand movements like
you know, like an hour glass, like the curve.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
At the end. What is his current figure like shape? Well,
he's not like a potato, but like he's he's kind
of like a fing sausage.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
It's just a rectang like a cylinder. That's what he
is right now. That's but she text in.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Right now, if your cat or dog is obese with
their name and how overweight are they? Because did you
see that story lately like the chunkiest cat got stuck
in something and it was just so cute funny, but
I mean I know it's bad for him.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
They become too.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah, and the word thick followed by your animals thick
animal name five three nights one. Some moime would be
thick Percy. But he's not listen. I take him on
my fourteen mile runs every day.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Okay, you don't run.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Thick beef is what mine would be and it is
absolutely accurate.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah, thick persy thick beef.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I used to have a thick.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Cat, Thick Drew and she knew if I if I
pulled out the can opener, she would appear because she
knew I was opening two nuts.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Yeah, raw, I can't even knock her for that, John.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Love can Tuna let us know about your obese pets.
I guess.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
One on one point three katiewb with Fallon and Colt.
This really opened up some wounds for some people. And
there are obese animals and I know that you your cat,
Perry is a little little thick can you can you
share with us.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
The story of Perry Perry.

Speaker 11 (56:57):
Wa I believe sixteen pounds and the vet said that
that was way too overweight. That I need to stop
giving her kitten food because kin food apparently has a
lot of fat in it, which I didn't know, but
I thought she was still my little kiddy. But she's
apparently a girl cat now and can't have baby food,

(57:18):
and she has lost weight and she had the hour
glass figure now stunning.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yah, dude, I love that for her.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Do you ever miss your thick cat?

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Though, yes I do.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
I would defend her when everyone was like, she's so
she's so fat or like call her like little names.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
I'm like sleep her all.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well, like yeah, people always say when they lose weight,
people start treating them differently. Do you feel like people
are treating her differently now she's thinner?

Speaker 11 (57:46):
Yes, yes, everyone's always like, oh Perry, like Perry looks skinny,
like she looks.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
So good, like oh, I'm like so rude.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Oh listen, not everybody can have an hourglass figure. Okay,
sometimes genetics, it's for eating.

Speaker 11 (58:00):
It's the funniest thing is though, is she literally like
is always hungry still, Like she's always wanting.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Me to feed her fat food and then you took
it away.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
She's a fat person trying to escape like it's always
fighting against and.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I understand byers. Yeah, oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
Well when it's her time to eat, she she knows
and she lets everybody know.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Dude think thirty.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Okay, hey, thank you for calling and sharing the story
of Perry. We we love to hear it.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Say you know that song by myself, don't let you
ain't help me? Shell every weekend if you can't tell, they.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Say, see you want to make.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Some dream or some help.

Speaker 11 (58:52):
You.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Fun n.

Speaker 13 (58:56):
Lucky lanky is something It is as the game that
you've been running. He gets his kitchen upsy thing to charge,
so we sent after a month he did.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
I ain't ready to wade.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
A sad can't watch out hands this, I ad some well,
it ain't like I can make this game less up
by myself, don't I got can lay up me pull
that bottle by a shell.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
And busy been every weekend.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
If you couldn't sell, they say they want makes you train, help,
there's a milky.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
It's soon to break. All it to baby you blame
me baby bad, then to pass beld. I like I
can make this count of bess up by myself back
like you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Sold a week if you got the tell they say
same one by some dry pass.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
On bell.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Attention choppers. We're all out of commercials on IL.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Three Fallon and Colt one on one point three k
d W b ah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Just want got from my dream.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You and I had to say bad.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
And I don't know what it means.

Speaker 13 (01:00:59):
But since I survived, I realized, wherever you go, that's
where I fall.

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
Nobody is Thomas Surmo, So I'm allow your webbing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
I likes the last night. That's the last night. It's full.

Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
Thing I want to day last into the shold. That's
the fun was over and time tell him the US
was fun at a phone you.

Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
Just for a mile.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Inside. That's why that fool ball was going. I want
to be next to.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Fool lost in the words that we scream. I don't
even want to do the sun anymore because you'll all
kind of know what you read me lost.

Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
On side it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Wherever you go, last, fear our far. Nobody's promised too,
So I'm a love you love is the last night?
Is the last night? That's so long.

Speaker 10 (01:02:39):
To show.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
That's no good.

Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
It was all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
One one three, Katie w b with Fallon and cold.
Didn't know what's going to turn into this, But I
forget how much we love our pets. Obviously we love
him a little too much. Sometimes give him too many treasies, snackies.
Colt's dog Percy overweight.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Well, he's not overweight, he's like borderline overweight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
That told you he needs to lose five pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
It kind of feels trash you having a five pounder overdog.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
But she said she wants to see that hourglass figure
off Percy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Well, perverted. Don't like how she said it. She said
in a weird tone. She's like our glass figure.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
She didne Now you're being the part of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Had to be in the room and you give him
his raby shots day. You're not taking him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
You're the guy who chose to personally release or express
his anal glands and your wife had to tell you
there didn't need to be insertion.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Did I make her look me in the eyes when
I did it, Yes, but she wasn't helping at all,
so I feel like it's a warranted Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
We asked you to text and if you also have
an obese pet with thick and the pet's name.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
We're gonna get to some.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Of your text in just a second, but we have
Emily on the phone. Emily, you have a little you
say it. I would never say anything bad about your pet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:04:02):
Well, we have about a sixty year old Springer Spaniel
named Norman who is just alive enough to see him
move throughout the day. But we call him mclovin or
mglove handles because he's so chubby.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
He's a box of rocks. He's so out overweight. We've
tried to give him diet food and backfires.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Does he go on a rampage and like start rifling
through the cupboards.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Benji's yeah, he literally eats out of my garbage all
the time.

Speaker 12 (01:04:34):
But that is like insistent, but like literally he's ravage,
like he just eats everything.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yeah, he's not here for a long time. He's here
for a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Exactly, exactly. One last thing we did shave a giant
mohat mohawks, like full body mohawks. So all of our
neighbors know him and he just want mohawk.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Mlove handles. I say, send us a photo. We'll share
it on our stories.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Okay, the hardest thing is to pull off when you're
thick is a mohawk.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I no, I think it's even more perfectly. Yeah, thank you, Emily,
We appreciate you sharing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
We got some text to this. One is probably my
favorite thick turtle. But she's a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
If you tap on any type of metal, she screams
at you. She thinks it's canned cat food, she said,
this woman said our guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I left my subway foot long for two minutes and
she destroyed it. I cried, wait long if I left
the room and my whole foot long was gone?

Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
When I got back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I would cry if my cat is taking out my
foot long. You gotta start making videos on YouTube with
that cat or something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
The cat and only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I'm saying, uh, this says Thick Cheeto, thirty five pound
frendsheet a freshie effect.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Dude, that's the equivalent of being on my centar pound life.
If you're a French Siet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
It's like that dog that is the biggest friends you've
ever heard of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
You got to get that dog in a mini man
and send it down to Houston to get that surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Too far. Thick Peter, he's the fattest rat terrier.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
They said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
All right, all right, look there are so many these.
You can keep texting if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Five three nine two one Katie w B one we
love our little chunky bets.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Today's trending with felon and cold on one on Katie
w B.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Imagine you're sitting on a flight. Okay, you're cozy, you
got the perfect movie on. You're just like, ah, I'm
going on vacation. This is awesome. Okay, are you there?
Mentally yep? Boom, someone drops a hot pot of coffee
from the cart onto your head.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
And lap Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Why lord, why.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
It's not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Because it was very serious, but like you just like
like an outside cartoon, it's funny, right, But this actually
happened to a woman, sixty eight year old woman. She's flying,
they hit turbulence, hot pot of coffee falls off the
beverage car lands in her lap, first and second degree
burns to her thighs in private arey And now I
remember this, remember like the story with the woman with

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McDonald's right, she the coffee is spilled in her lap.
Everyone made fun of her like, ah haha, yeah, duck,
coffee's hot, And then people actually into the photos and
the severity of her burns were so alarming and horrific.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
People were like, oh, I'm an awful person for making
fun of her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Yeah, I own that airline. That happens to me. Yeah,
I'm assuming everyone. Also, what idiot was like, Hey, you
know where we should put hot coffee on an airplane?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
People love hot coffee on airplane.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
They're the weirdest one for me that I'd ever get
is like the V eight on an airplane, because I
feel like you already like get a little blowdy on
an airplane. I'm like the last thing I want is
the most sodium filled va tomato juice ever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
But people love it. I see them all the time,
like I'm already weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
I don't love Bloody Mary's anyway, because you always feel
like I'm drinking a soup.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, I love it, but I was. I was on
a flight once and that the woman next to me
had hot coffee and we hit a bunch of turbulence
and it was flossed it all over my leg and
I'm like, dude, I don't like it. Pour it on
your body.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
This is your responsibility. I shouldn't be able to deal
with this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Yeah, no, thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
They say that they're working on, which is no surprise,
drugs like ozembic and with gov, the weight loss drugs
that have really transformed the whole weight loss industry. They're
turning those into pills right now. They're obviously injections, but
they say the pills are currently in the final stages
of testing and promise to make weight loss even easier
and less costly. Of course, the downside, they say, are

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people abusing them or sharing them with people, which is like,
that's all medication right for the most part.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
So it's not even that surprising.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
I would abuse it so quickly. I don't even know
how it works, but it would be literally I would
take a vacation, come back. I'd come back from it,
and you'd be like, whoa, wait.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
What, I don't think it works like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Pounds you lost forty pounds of a week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
No, that's not I don't think that's how that works.
Cul nice, try one day. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Once again, Minneapolis St. Paul Airport was named the best
in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You're welcome, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
We are the best at everything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
They really are. We're so good at everything. They announced
the Twin Cities Film Festival lineup. Some of the big names.
Daisy Ridley, Josh you mel Do you know who Daisy
Ridley is?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Do you like Star Wars?

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Nope? Nope.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Oh you don't. Really that's okay. I mean not everyone
likes Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I know it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I think a lot of people pretend to like Star
Wars because it's like, I don't want to be attacked for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Not liking it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
But yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Also, Austin, Texas, they just prepared over a thousand pounds
of meat for a record breaking charcouterie board. Yeah, so
they set the Guinness World Record for the largest charcouterie board.
The twelve foot by twenty four foot board featured five
hundred and forty pounds of sliced meats, two hundred and

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forty pounds of cheese, one hundred and thirty pounds of fruits,
and guests we're invited to enjoy some of the charcouterie
while sitting on drinks and listening to live music. And
they also made thirty thousand dollars in donation to a
little Charney. Yeah, in addition to breaking that world record,
that's a lot of meat and cheese and Mama like, yeah,
sign me up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Yeah. That is your trending. It's brought to you by
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Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Com, Balloncult one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon
and Colt. Tomorrow night, around this time, we're gonna be
getting in the car. We're gonna be driving over to
the Burrow in Oakdale, never been, never been. Do you
want to challenge me right now to something? Loser has
to do something. I didn't think this through.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Okay, I'm gonna challenge you to an acts throwing contest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I don't trust you with an axe near me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
If you lose, you have to get me lunch for
an entire week. Now, if I lose, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
It's gonna be no punishment.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I have to get you water whenever you're thirsty for
a week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Oh, I would actively act like I was thirsty twenty
four to seven, bursting at the seams, peeing myself.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Jesse, you had to constantly go down to the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Honestly, you get my steps in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Okay, no, no, no, and I honestly, I don't want
to pick something like acts doing. I'd rather pick something
like ski ball.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Well, skiball, you're just gonna get demolished anyways. It's crazy, dude,
skeball ski ball? You think you can win to ski ball? Hey,
let me ask you something really quick?

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Yeah, not very quick? Why take so long? You said
really quick?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
One on one point three, Katiew Fallon and Cult. Now
I feel know this about me that I'm a sport girl.
I'm a sporty girl. So tonight I'm actually going to
a soccer game. Cult, what's your jealousy level?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
That's pretty cool?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Yeah, it is pretty call.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
I mean, how long is it? What do you mean
the game. How long are you gonna be sitting there?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Should I know that answer? How long the games? I
don't know how long soccer games last.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
So if it starts at seven thirty, yeah, probably, I
don't know. It should be fun wool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
For Olive's birthday, one of our friends got hear this
like hovering soccer ball.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Have you seen those?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
They're kind of like flat on the bottom so they
can hover and you kick it and easily goes over
the top. Just looks like a soccer ball.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
It sounds like magic, awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Like every me, Dylan, Jake, all of we all love it.
The dogs are freaked out by it, but they're kind
of intrigued, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
I don't know how much it was, but I'm just
telling you a surprising gift for a five year old
girl that ended up being a huge hit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
I haven't heard you talk about the gift I gave
your daughter, but it's all good. Yeah, which one did
you get her?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
You don't know either, because your wife picked it out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Some stocks, I hear some stocks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Wow, Actually that'd be very help. Oh a apple just

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Unmature, you know what I'm saying it's like