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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh, people are booing us when it had sucked.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Like the first thing that happens is just people yelling
boo at you whenever you go in public.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Imagine that's okay. So it's one of one point three
KTEWB with fallin and cult. What if every day? What
if we had a live audience one on one point
three KTWB. We're falling and cults?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What we do?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Boot you? I'm gonna come out there and show you
who to boots. See that's why I couldn't handle it off.
I go outside to take my trash to the curb.
As if I do that, I go out there and
look around. Just booing begins.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just a group full of people just booing you. Hey,
why did that happen to Taylor Swift? Is it because
I have a theory?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Your theory is wrong. It's simple because she's with the
she's saying a Chiefs guy, and the audience was mostly
Eagles fans. And also the fans are known to be
like kind of the worst. And that's not me saying that.
I mean they did two hundred thousand dollars a damage
to their own city after winning the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, I think it's because she's with Blake Lively too often.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think that she was too in the Baldoni story,
the ball done stirt, she got to it?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
How you say his name? I think you there's some
you hit some slable too much, bald correct It stops
my tracks every time Baldoni MACARONI.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't know. I just feel like, is she fading?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Is her?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Is Taylor swift as a swiftie?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Let's just play Devil's Avocados? Is she falling off?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
She just finished the biggest story in history and you
don't know she's falling off? Get a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Her man couldn't win the big game last night?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What's happened with anything he's won the two years before?
I listen, we have made big game predictions. So you
and I can address the big game stuff later in
the show, because if you go over we got anything right,
I haven't referenced it. I don't know if we did there.
Obviously we know who won the game. But also I

(02:09):
found arguably the craziest story I have seen In a minute.
I'm going to read you just the headline and it's
going to come up in our Unbelievable Story of the
Day right before right before we were that you. I
want to I want to tease you, want to tempt
you to keep listening to our show, because without you,
we get fired. Blessings sounds good. We have justin Timberlake
tickets around three forty. We have Kevin Hart tickets right

(02:31):
after four o'clock. Okay, but when we come back, how
one blind bisexual bird became an icon is coming up
in your Unbelievable Story of the Day.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay, so that and one dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's crazy, right, it's the Unbelievable Story of the Day
on one oh one point three kt w B. This
is how one blind bisexual bird became an icon. WHOA,
let me set the scene. One oh wait, Okay, we're
in a pond. Yeah, that is a lagoon. Obviously, obviously Henrietta,

(03:06):
a black swan flies into the lagoon. Now Henrietta, she
has a damaged wing. Oh no, so she's not able
to fly with other swans, other swans. I don't want you.
I'm not like interested. And then one day a white
goose flies into the lagoon by the name of Thomas.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay, Thomas is swooping in.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, and Thomas is like, girl, I got you. Next thing,
you know, Henrietta and Thomas inseparable. Thomas in fact becomes
possessive over Henrietta. People, children, other animals come near her.
He attacked, you know how.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, yes, she's got that messed up wing. He's got
to be he does.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And also geese, crazy terrifying will attack.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You had to hiss it. They tongue out, hiss crazy. Dude.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You do it because you see him on your bike
trail time.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's like, dude, you're in the bike path. I'm trying
to get by.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
There, to get there for eighteen years, Wow, eighteen years.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Same the same Henrietta.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Then yeah, then guess what. Okay, a new Swan enters
the villa. Nah wait male female female Okay, starts hanging
out with Henrietta. No big deal, just a couple of
goals chatting until one day Henrietta has babies. Henrietta was
never a female. Henrietta was a male the whole time.

(04:30):
That means Thomas was in a gay relationship with Henry
the whole time. Okay, wait, so Thomas was smashing Thomas
was smashing Henrietta.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
But Henrietta is more of a Henry.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, and they did change Henry at his name to Henry,
and they named the new swan Henrietta because she actually
was female because she had babies.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
So now Thomas and Henry Henrietta to their open relationship.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, Thomas is like, dude, what the hell, what the hell?
But then Thomas like, all right, you know what, I'm
into a thrupple situation. Thomas starts kind of acting as
like a cool uncle taking care of the baby. He's
teaching the babies.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
How to fly, stepdad things.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, stepdad things, but like he's not rolling. It's done
because Henry is still in the equation and Henrietta is
vibing with Henry. Okay, so next thing you know, Henrietta rips.
She dies. The female sorry, Henry dies. Henry dies. Wait,

(05:33):
so the male Henrietta. But now Henry dies, so the younger,
actual female she leaves with another guy. Thomas is alone.
Thomas settle for Thomas. Thomas is alone. Thomas starts losing
his eyesight. That's where the blindness comes in. Yeah, he
does meet another woman. They do have babies, but at
another goose immediately takes the babies. Henry doesn't up or sorry,

(05:57):
Thomas does end up dying at forty years old, which
is like eighty in human years.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
So he's dead and alone.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
He's dead now.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
He died sad and alone. Yes, So okay, the main
takeaway from me and the story is it's.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
A lot of details. Did you keep up at all?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
There's no way, there is no way Thomas didn't know
Henrietta was a man.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Well, Thomas wand.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, that's what he's bisexual. And that's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
We out you were trying to hide it though, like
it wasn't cool. It's like, Thomas, we get it.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's fine. It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
They say that it's actually been real, real truth. They
say it's very, very very hard to identify the sex
of a swan or goose.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Thomas feels like he knew his way around Henriette.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I think Thomas knew. Thomas knew he was with Henry.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
This was forty years ago, so maybe it was like dog,
I give you low key, not forty years ago, Henrietta.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Let's just pretend.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
That.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I think that the problem was we were, as a humans,
we were placing labels on them. They knew who they
were and they were happy with it the whole time.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, just you know what, No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Think you there's MOREL of the.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Story, morel the story.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, sometimes it'd be like that, Yeah, exactly, the troubling
full story of the day. Now's your keyword about a thousand?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's the pop Culture Minute with selling and Cult on
one on one point three kd w B.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's it's the day after the big game, so we
have to break down some things there. I thought the
commercials were kind of like, eh, nothing was amazing. The
one that made me moderately laugh was the cores Light
one with the slots. Hey, the Seal the high speed chase. No,
the Seal one. To me, that is Seal's rock bottom.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I was like, give him.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's so embarrassing. It actually made me so embarrassed for
Seal that he's hit that low of a moment his life,
needing money that bad.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I guess maybe when you're older, though, it's like, this
doesn't matter, who cares I get paid.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I think you still gotta have some dignity.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's just me. Uh, halftime performing and I knew I
knew going into this because people don't know Kendrick Lamar.
If you're a certain age for the most part, you
don't know Kendrick Lamar and so I was like, people
aren't gonna like him because they don't know the songs, right,
I knew most, but there were probably two songs I
didn't know because I'm not like a die hard. But
I thought it was a really good performance. I was like, Eh,

(08:18):
people are probably gonna wish it was a little bit
more upbeat, but I thought he did a really great job.
I love the fact that he wore flares. I love
a flare Jean Oh.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I do flair jeans so cool, so cool.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I just says it was great. It was so just
had so many jabs at Drake could bring out sizz
that and Serena Williams both exes.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I gonna believe it. I looked over to Jan, my wife,
and I was like, dude, what is this is crazy?
Right now that he's just singing and when.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
He started not like us, well, he started at the beginning,
then he pulled back and then he.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Ended with it, and uh, I knew he was going
to do it, but it was just still like I
was befuddled. I was like, dude, Drake, I hear like
him young.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm like when he says Drake and looks the Cameron smiles, dude,
how do you want?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
How do you come back for that?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Secondly, they're on the same label, so it's like, what
who did Drake make mad that they allowed any.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Of this happened?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Don't know. They like money and Kendrick is making them
money right now?

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Aside from that, I was disappointed they didn't show more
Taylor Swift, but like the one time they show her
on the jump rope tront I guess they booed her,
which is interesting. Yeah, and how crazy is this? We're
gonna play Tate McCray here in a second? She guessed
the score?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh yeah, I saw it?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I was trying to figure out.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I was like trying to figure out how they made
that fake. I was like that, there has to be
there's no way, right.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
She the way she was setting it up, you could
tell she seemingly does not know a lot about football. Yeah,
which is fine. She did say she was rooting for
the Eagles so they won, and then she just threw
out a random score and it ended up being the score,
which was just kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Solid.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
We knew that more of this was going to happen.
By the way, Allison, who is the widow of Twitch,
she was revealing that book and in the book she
set you know, talked about a cornucopia of drugs she found. Well,
his Twitsch's mom not happy about this. She's sitting down
with Gail King and she is voicing her doubts about

(10:06):
Allison's claims that Twitch was big into drugs. She just
I think she's just really upset about her revealing that anyway,
because in the book Allison claims she there was a
shoe box full of drugs, okay, and she says she
wrote a book about Twitch to raise awareness about mental
health issues in the wake of what happened. But his

(10:28):
mom says she should have handled things better. She worries
that the mom of Twitch worries the impact the drugs
drug claims will have on his children, obviously his legacy
and I and I see both sides. I honestly do.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I mean, if it was me, I would try. I
would keep it quiet just for the kids.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
For the kids, I would think, Yeah, but kids are
smarter than you give them credit for, and it's very
possible the kids have already heard her talking about and
everything through off the how but do they did they
need their everyone in the world to know about their debt?
Maybe not? Maybe not?

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Pry not.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Let's see what else is going? Do you have anything
else you want to chat about?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Are you upset that they're not going to be showing
the new season of The Bachelorette?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Do it so mad? I'm like, dude, that's a dynasty
that you're just killing off.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's not canceled, but they're not going to be airing
a summer version of it on ABC, which is bizarre.
I don't know you're happy because they still have Bachelor
and Paradise coming after last year's hiatus.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, all joke side, that's the only show you need.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
All you need is Love Is Blind, which comes out
on Friday. That's your pot culture man. It brought to
you by Ovo Lesa can lenz One on one point
three k d w B with Fallon and could anyone listening? Who?
I wonder if anyone actually did win money on the
Big Game yesterday? And I'm not talking about like twenty dollars?
Did you? Did anyone want a lot of money on
the Big Game yesterday? I don't bet really so yeah

(11:57):
I did once, and by really at all, I don't
do anybody.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, I got yelled at for betting one time, so
I just don't. I don't even try anymore. I don't
even do it smart.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, anyone listening who is proposing this week, we can
keep you anonymous, but I am like it is Valentine's Week.
I feel like Christmas is a little more popular every
time than Valentine's Day, but Valentine's Day is still popular.
Or anyone listening who watches a kid's show as an adult,
like you enjoyed that we're not talking about, like your
kid puts it on and you don't mind it, like Bluie.

(12:26):
I'm saying, either you don't have kids, or maybe when
your kids are with their dad, you actively watch this
kid show because you're like my niece told me her
and her college friends they do watch blue They like
love it. It's like your show.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Like I have a friend who will send me videos
on Instagram him watching SpongeBob.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
He's like in my thirties. Yeah, that makes sense, I guess, but.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Like if he was just posted up watching Blueie by himself,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Weird. It's a great guy thing because some people just
love certain kids shows. Yeah, if you fit in any
of these categories, it's all sixty five one and nine
eight nine, KATIEWB. Anyone listening who won a lot of
money in the Big Game? There were tons of things
you could bet on. I didn't have to just be
who won the Big Game? Anyone who's proposing this week?

(13:16):
I do have questions, but I feel like you probably
want to be a secret or watches a kids show
as an adult six one, nine eight nine KDWB one
on one point three KTWB with thallon and cult. We
do have Justin Timberlake tickets coming up around three forty
and Kevin Hart tickets just after four o'clock, But right

(13:37):
now we're doing anyone listening who won a lot of
money in the Big Game yesterday? Is proposing this week?
Or like you, you watch kid shows but you're an
adult right several? But my daughter really.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Likes teen Titans and Monster High.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
And I totally just watch it on my own.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
I don't have many kids.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Okay, Monster High is actually pretty good, I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
God, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
And my daughter loves the dolls like she has.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
All the dolls I've seen those.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
They have a little vending machine that actually works, and
I'm just obsessed. Well, sometimes in like adult like older shows,
it's like I have so much anxiety in my own life,
I don't want to have anxiety about this character either.
Like if I'm watching Dexter, it's like, oh, this is
al much turmoil right now, when you could just watch
Monsters High and just be like, oh, yeah, this is chill,
everything's good, kosher.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Love it, you know what.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
There's no shame. I don't know. I have heard of
Monster High. I have not seen it, so I don't
I don't want to be judgmental here. I think whatever
you need to do to relax and enjoy your life,
you should do it as long as it's legal.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, right, true, Yeah, there are a lot.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Worse things you're gonna be doing for sure. Now, does
your daughter know that you're watching these shows behind her
back and you're supposed to be watching them with her?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, she's poor and all these weird.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Shows, and I'm like, you go, yeah, okay, absolutely, and
I don't.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Hey because I like it too.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
So she's just like really interesting.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Stop. So I'm like, all right, that's awesome. I can't
do it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah for sure. Well thank you for calling it and sharing.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah, no problem, thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I have business.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I was a change.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
One to one point three katiewb with Thallon and Cult.
I would say my house is decently clean at times,
I like anyone. I have a five year old. Things
pile up, clutter gets gets going, and some weeks are
better than others. But my neighbors stop by to drop
off a check for something, and no not it wasn't

(15:43):
for a check for us. They're going to be out
of town. They were dropping off a check for us
to hand off to someone else. Be said we would
do it, and they we start chatting in like the
you know, the doorway, and then they're like, oh, we've
never been in your house. I realized, oh my god,
they've invited us to their house, like twenty times. We've
never invited them to our house.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Can first stop? That's that's on them. They invited themselves
into your home. That was That was a weird comment.
I'm gonna say that right off the bat.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, they didn't like it was cold. We were like
they were like, step inside there, Oh we've never seen
your house, which, by the way, my house right now
just from the start, as soon as you want, we
have this. The biggest eyes soever. The moment we walk
in our house, the focal point is a very nineties
outdated stair railing I hate, and we're currently we just
put we put I hate it. We put a bunch
of some of the some of the barrissed ballister's barrister.

(16:28):
I don't know what theyre called some of them. Nope,
that's not it. It's a balluster, I think for like
the little pegs. Sure, we put stain on them to
test out staying, so half of them are discolored. And
then we realized it was too expensive to do a
new We can't afford new stairs, so it just looks hideous.
So we're like I was like, oh, well, let me
give you the tour. Why did I say that? Why
did I say that? It became like a haunted house, cold,

(16:49):
where each room we went into was worse than the
one before. I felt disgusting. I'm like, Oh, here's Jake's office,
boxes and stuff, random a putt putt green all of
his in a tent she built with you. If you
have kids, a nugget in the living room. Dogs have
torn stuffing out of animals. It's everywhere. And I'm like, oh,
we did a big renovation in our bathroom. When we
show you that, Why did I do that? What we

(17:10):
don't I didn't make our bed. We go through the bedroom,
go to the bathroom, my dirty andies they're laying on
the floor, towels everywhere. I'm like, oh, and I quickly
grab them in a big watt. I go to throw
them in the closet. And then I realized they can
see in my closet. You can't see the floor in
my closet. There's so many clothes, clothes are piled up,
and they're they're being so kind. They're like, oh, I
love the Is this a custom made of vanity? I'm
like it kept getting worse, and I was like, they

(17:33):
don't have little kids, and I kept being like A
and I finally I go give it up.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I've given up.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Clearly, you turn into Sudja crazy lad they left.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I do, and I look at Jake and I go,
do you think they're in their car right now? Just
absolutely ripping that. We're like hoarders. We're discussing people. He's like, absolutely, did.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
They have any kids.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
He has grown kids, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
And people forget, like once your kid is over ten,
you forget.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
How hard and difficult little children are. But it's just normal.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
But you also you everyone has a revisionist history, right,
so you look back on you. I never let our
house get like that. And we had two kids. She
has one. She's disgusting. Soay, I'm a piece of trash guaranteed,
and I am just I don't know. And so then
then yesterday what did I do? Over compensated start yelling
at j I started yelling at Jake because they had
a toothbrush on the counter.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Sorry for you. I did not look how we looked
as a unit clean this up.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
We had to clean things up. We looked so disgusting.
And I was like, this toothbrush. She's been sitting here
for what two weeks? And Jake starts dying laughing. He's like,
looking at my pile of crap everywhere, but I put
it out, this one toothbrush.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
He's so chilly, he is.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
He was like, oh, here we go. She's on her
issue again. Yeah. So anyway, uh, needless to say, I
am now not only the person with the trashy yard
in the neighborhood, but the actual trashy house as well.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, well they did vampire diaries, like, hey, invite me in.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh my god, I could have been vampire. I just
love them to to my house. Now they're allowed to
come in, and he said, they went, oh, why did
you put that in my head? Two one to one
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tickets coming up at three forty and I want you,
I want to give your heads up on what we're
doing for the Kevin Heart tickets after four o'clock?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, what are we doing? Should I be prepared?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Tell us a joke for Kevin Heart ticket's best jokes
so you can start working on a joke. You have
plenty of time now to prepare to win Kevin Heart tickets.
But we come back. We have a secret of the week.
People reveal way too much when they email us no identity,
we can't ask follow up questions.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Okay, this one, dude, this one is gonna make your
butt boil. It is not You're gonna judge so hard
I judge anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I'm sure I will say this.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Is next level, this is messed up, and even for
me to say that.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
That's how I know it's messed up. It's coming up
in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You're not going to believe this. It's the Secret Story
of the Week with.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Mellan on one on one point three kd W b
Okay last bal tine stay. I worked as a receptionist.
You follow him the story. Totally forgot to g got
my girlfriend to give after flowers or anything nice in
general for Valentine's Day. Okay, didn't forget. I was lazy
and procrastinated. Anyways, last year, around four PM, a giant

(20:18):
bouquet of flowers ended up on my desk. It was
supposed to be delivered to one of my co workers
in the sales department. Instead, no, oh no, instead of
phoning her to the front desk area, I stashed them
under my desk.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
No. I waited until five. No, grabbed them on my
way out.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh dear.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Ripped off the messaging through the note in the trash
outside of the building, and then I hand delivered it
to my girlfriend when I got home, and I passed
them off as my own.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Bro Okay, listen to the justification.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I felt bad, but at the same time, the guy
that got the flowers for his girl can prove to
I heard that he did buy them, but they must
have gotten delivered to the wrong office.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
So it's like it's going to be all that's going.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
To lose is the flower shop thing, because he's going
to call and complain to the flower shop. Don't they
usually take a photo like Amazon though, showing it drops.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I don't know, but he says, it's not like he's
going to be in hot water with his wife. I
also wasn't in hot water. My girlfriend was really appreciative.
So really it's a win win situation.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's WHYLD I bet you a thousand dollars people have done.
Have you heard people like going to cemeteries and stealing flowers?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
That's next level.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, don't don't pull yourself back.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I mean, you would really have to believe that.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Karma isn't real, Well, karma isn't real, or there's no
other afterlife or whatever, just to be like, dude, it's
not gonna matter anyways. Let me take this. Yeah, I mean,
that's that is correct. It's very crazy if you steal
flowers from like a what do you call it?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
A cemetery.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yes, you should publicly. I'm not saying publicly be stoned,
but I'm saying that's too far. It's a shame you
should have to wear a mask or like a giant sign.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
You would think too if like you didn't know who
they were for, et cetera. Like one time a girl
messaged us and donuts were delivered and she was a
receptionist and she was like, everyone free donuts and it
was her boss had ordered them for her like daughter's birthday,
and she freaked out to know what to do. Yeah,
but she was able to get more at the bakery,
which is great. That's one thing.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yea, this.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Intentional. That's a dirty secret of the week. If you
ever have one, please share it with us, because we
live for this kind of drama.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Hey, you do what you do to survive, right, Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I bet your secret of the week. We're gonna come
back with trending. Your keyword to win a thousand dollars,
you know, forget justin Timberly takes at three forty Fallon
and Cold.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Today's Trending with Fellon and Colt On one.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
W who cares about the actual big game? We'll talk
about the Puppy Bowl and the fact that the most
valuable puppy in the twenty twenty five Puppy Bowl went
to a Minnesota doc name fox Trot.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
All the collie is from Pet Haven of Minnesota, a
nonprofit rescue in Minneapolis, and they celebrated Foxtrot's performance in
a Facebook post saying they are beyond sighted.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
We love an underdog.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Story, we love an underdog story, and this is just
further proof that we just do it different here.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
You know what I'm saying exactly Now, Fox Trot wasn't
the only pup representing Minnesota on Sunday. Potato also competed
on Team Fluff alongside Foxtrot. Potato is also from pet Haven,
So nice, great name.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
There's nothing but athletes over there.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Cretly truly, but I was like, oh, I have to
talk about that because that just made me giggle a
little bit. Now, this is interesting. They say that because
you know, younger generations they okay make a bold statement,
not the best of spelling or reading. And I think
it's because, to be fair in their defense, they don't
have to be great spellers anymore because of auto correct, right, yes,

(24:18):
so we kind of like we didn't really need to
learn cursive handwriting because we'd type everything.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, and I second guess every time I'm writing something
on the piece of paper, I'm like, I don't my
phone would just tell me if this is correct or not.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
But I just I don't know how you spell surprise
to ours what. I knew you'd freak out over that.
But they say that because they don't use a lot
of punctuation either. That when people do use punctuation, like
simply putting a period at the end of a text,
gen zers think that you're being angry or aggressive. Yeah. No,

(24:49):
I actually feel that way if I don't. I'm a woman,
So if I don't put a smiley face or an
exclamation point, I'm like, oh, they're gonna think that being mean.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I do that NonStop nostop and I'm When it doesn't
is it's not reciprocate, I'm like, oh, God.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
To hate me?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Wait, what makes you? What makes you nervous?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Well, when they don't, When they don't do that, when
I get a text or an email, it's like, oh, yeah,
this person definitely hates me.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
There's something going on.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
When they do use a period or not.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, when they use one and they don't like excamation
or a smiley, it's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm gonna start only using with you now, just to
get me.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Sometimes you don't use anything, and I'm like, oh, she's
mad at me.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So you just any anything I said with or without
a period, you assume I'm mad.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
There isn't an emoji with like herd eyes or like
a smiley, or like a one hundred or like sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Something's up.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, that's weird. I'm not going to start sending you
smiley heart eye emoji. I don't think your wife would
be a big fan of that.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I know it's not gonna start well randomly, it'd be weird.
But if I sound like a cool story or something
for the show, like oh I love that.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I'm just usually onto the next thing already. Sure, So
that's my apology. You know what, I didn't know you
were someone who needed so much reinforce, like positive reinforcement.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
That's gas lady. That sounded the way it came out.
That's mine now that I know.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Now that I know that you need so much coddling,
I'll make sure to do it.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Oh wow Wow. Also I feel really great about this.
What No, it was good. We learned a lot.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Today we did. This is been your trending. Now, sweetie pie,
could you mind hitting this little button so that everyone
can get a chance one one thousand dollars a little
bit cuty cutie one on one point three KDWB with
Fallon and Cult and you're Justin Timberlake tickets. He's coming

(26:29):
to the Twin Cities on the twenty fourth, and we
want to send you there with an easy little after
school pop quiz. Win. So, first of all, you have
the pride of no, you are the smartest person in
all the Twin Cities flex. Secondly, you get a pair
of tickets to see Justin timber Like. I'm not saying
you'd be like this is your Valentine's Day gift, baby boo,
but you could. I would do that better than stealing
someone else's flowers like our Secret of the Week person did.

(26:51):
If you heard that earlier in the show, call six
five one nine eight nine KDWB to play right now
and we'll ask you some trivia. You beat the other
person on the phone, boom, You're in. You're going, You're
going to see Justin Timberlake. Here we go, Hi, KATWBT, WHOA?
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Courtney?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Courtney? How was your weekend? Courtney?

Speaker 7 (27:13):
It was good?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It was What does that mean? What'd you do?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
It?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Went?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Say?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh, you know what? Saturday was like? The most perfect, fluffy,
beautiful snow, great sledding day. Courtney. Let's get your competitor
on the phone. Hi, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Chelsea?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Chelsea? All right, Chelsea? How was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh? I just got back from Cancoon so it was great?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh what a?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
What a like?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Just a complete change up of weather for you? Courtney? Chelsea,
You're gonna competing against each other for the justin Timberlake tickets.
I'm gonna ask you trivia. If you know the answer,
you chime in with your name. Whoever gets the most
correct out of three wins? Are you ready? Yeah? All right?
This first one's a movie question. When Shrek tries to

(28:01):
explain himself to Donkey, what does he compare himself to?
I will give you a hint that it is a
food item, Yes, Courtney, not Woffle. Great guess. I love
that guest, Chelsea, do you have a guess? I know
this movie and I am shocked okay. The the answer

(28:25):
is an onion because he has many layers. Question number two,
what type of drink does the company Lacroix make?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Chelsea?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yes, Chelsea, that's right, yeah, Chelsea. Question number three, what
scale is an earthquake measured on?

Speaker 7 (28:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
The answer is the Richter scale. This one's this one's difficult,
So I wish you luck on this one, I know.
And our final question, which letter in the Walt Disney
logo is lowercase only one letter? Is yes? Courtney?

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Why that's right?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Which means we have a tie. Both Courtney and Chelsea
have a point. Now we always we always settle this
with a little math equation. So hope you're good at math.
So you already laughed, which I know that is like
how I am too? All right, we'll try to make
it easy. Twenty seven divided by three is what? Yes, Courtney,

(29:32):
that's right, Courtney, Just like that, Courtney, You're gonna go
see Justin Timberlake. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I love Justin Timberlake. Yeah, life to you. Thk you,
thank you and thank you for playing Chelsea. We'll do
more tomorrow, you know. One on one point three Katie W. B.
Nothing like Lincoln parkin jay Z just completely stopping it.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
It takes your broathaway.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
First second, just silence Stalin and Colt on one oh
one point three kd WB calm down, jazz band, My guys,
A little lowed there. We we made some predictions on Friday,
and it's time to go over some of the things. Okay, okay,

(30:21):
so you pull up the predictions cult do you have them?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
I got you?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You actually yep? Okay, and I'm going to google some
of these. So first of all the predict okay, you
want me to run down them? Okay. So the first
thing is we predicted who would win? You said, doo,
me is textas to you. I hang you my phone
like you're still looking for it. I said the Chiefs, okay,

(30:46):
and I said the Eagles. So I got that one,
which is great. We both predicted what song will Kendrick
start with? I said humble? You said not like us?
Both wrong. I did say I thought he would end
with not like us.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You did say that, which made a lot more sense
than starting out. Why would you do the best thing first?
Doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
We also guessed how long the national anthem would be.
You guessed two minutes and ten seconds. I guess two
minutes and three seconds. It was two minutes. Flat rocks
both ross though who scored first. We both guessed the
Chiefs were both wrong. I have no idea who won

(31:30):
the coin toss.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
By the way, Yeah, we're just not good at any
of this. Really, I'm like looking over that. I don't
think we got anything at all. Never do predictions again, Yeah,
I don't even do that.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I don't think predictions are our specialty. No, Tate mcray
guests the final score. So I mean, I think from
here on out we just base everything we believe in
on what Tate McCray says.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, and I've always thought that, and I think you could.
You could bring that back into the Bible too, that's
what they were saying. I think it was like John
three sixteen or something like Tate mccraye. One day it
was like a prophcy. I don't know, you have to
search it, yea, I do your own research, but like
I read it.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I my mom sent that to me on Facebook, and
I didn't think it was real. So that was a prophecy.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I learned about so long ago. It was like
Bible study school. When I was a child, Little.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
CCD gotcha exactly if you're Catholic, all right, Well, horrible predictions,
even worse at talking on the radio.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I think I'm hated in the community.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It's one on one point three KTWB with founding cults,
like with KTWB listeners. No, No, my neighbor, my neighbor
a few houses down in specific, let me just tell you,
does he have something out for me? Got a lot
of snow over the weekend and then I'm outside like
shoveling with one of my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Been so sick. What do you well, I guess you
have to shovel it.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You're sick. Listen, I'm built different, so.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Is a believe in sickness. Maybe you should start doing that.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah, I tried.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
So I'm shoveling. I'm like, what's up with this guy?
Because he'll come around with like his uh what is
it called a snowplow, not snow blower. He'll come around
with a snowblower and he'll start doing like everybody's like pathways,
and then he'll go in the back of the alley
and he'll start like snow blowing everybody's like parking space
and area driveway some would say some would call it that.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, but he's never gotten mine. So I was like, oh,
what's this. What's this dude's deal? Is he do you
have to pay for him to come do this or
is he just do it on his own? Acord?

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Good question?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
And then my guy Rye he was like, no, dude,
he hits mine occasionally time to time.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Who's my guy?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Right, he's my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Well, am I supposed to know that?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, he's the guy I'm chatting with shoveling out front.
He's like, yeah, he'll come and get He'll go in
my back and he'll he'll do.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
He'll his back cloud. He plows out his back from
time to time, and you're you're upset because you're like,
why won't he replow my back?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So I'm out there, you want to be plowed. So
I timed it out. I'm trying to get plowed. I'm
trying trying to get out. I tell him my car
is in the back alley. Right, you're following me, So
I go, I wait until he's at the neighbors across
the streets plowing out their back. Yeah, the guy's plowing
out my other neighbors back across the street. So I
go out and I move my car to the front,

(34:12):
and I just say, oh, hey, so nice should do
this for like the neighbors appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
You're so pathetic. I pull out. You're so pathetic, and.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm waiting for him to then move to mind. He
was like, yeah, whatever, I'm just you know, hanging out.
So I'm waiting for him. Never hits it. He never
hits my back. The guy isn't plowing me, and I'm
trying to figure out why what is it about me
where this dude doesn't want to plow me?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, I have a few suggestions. Okay, have you thought
about wearing a little less layering, dude?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I was in shorts and boots when I move.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's why he's not blowing. If I was on a
dating app and a man had a profile picture wearing
shorts and boots, I'd never plow his back either.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I had gotten all sweaty from shoveling the front.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh you you didn't mention how sweaty the pictures coming in.
You've been the most jaundicey I've ever seen someone. Look,
you've been so pale and yellow from your sickness. Yea, true,
you're sweaty. Yep, you're in shorts and boots.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I was shorts, T shirts and boots, A T shirt
and boots and to move my car.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I would never plow your back either. Yeah, you've got
You've got to.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I gotta put in a little more effort.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Also, you're pathetic responsibility to plow you.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
But he's doing everybody else. He's plowing everybody else but me.
Was wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
We just listed a few things and that's just the
icing on the cake. Baby. Yeah, true, all right, whatever, Okay,
trying one on one point three k d W B
with Salon and Colt So. Kevin Hart's come into town.
Very very funny guy the Armory. We have tickets for
night too. You gotta tell us a joke.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Okay, I got one.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You can't win these tickets.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I could be a example.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Okay, Well example would be lovely knock knock, who's there?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Owls?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Owls?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Who owls? Do who?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I laugh at that? But that is my level of comedy.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
We're gonna line people up on the phone with their
best joke.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Can you top it?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's our says of humor. So whatever one we think
is the funniest is gonna win the ticket. Six five, one,
nine eight nine kd WB one on one point three
kd WB with Fallon and Colt. Guess what. Kevin Hart
is coming to the Armory couple of nights, and we
have tickets all week for night two. So I feel

(36:39):
like night too, he's gonna be more in the zone,
right because not one, he's been traveling, he's tired, he's
still in the Minneapolis crowd out. Night two he's gonna
be fire. He'll he'll be fire both nights. Don't worry.
But we have tickets for night too. It's on the
twenty second of February. And if you are like what
I do know he's coming to town, you can grab
tickets now. Complete details are on the concert page at
KDIWB dot com. But like I said, we have tickets

(37:01):
every single afternoon. So we're doing today since you know,
real creative, Kevin Heart's a comedian, We're going to get
the best joke to win a pair of Kevin Hart tickets.
Our phones are lined up. Culte ready, Coltsman, he's like
sweating over there. He's got on his brow. He's getting
people lined up on the phone. Hello, I do.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
It's kind of a dad joke though, that's perfect all right.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Why?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Because he was outstanding in his field?

Speaker 7 (37:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
What's your name? What was it? J a y a Jaya?
Give us your best joke? Why don't sign his trust anything?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Adam says, why because they make everything up?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Smart, it was smart. It was funny.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
On.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Hold on, Hi, what's your name? Jenny? Yes, Jenny, tell
us your best joke?

Speaker 7 (38:03):
What did one hat say to the other?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
What you stay there? I'll go on ahead, hold on Jenny,
all right, Hi, what's your name? Lise? What is your joke? What?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Who tells you on to day night?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
What they go to the move?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Just told my five year old joke? That last?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
That's hold on?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Hello? What is your name? My name is Mariah? Mariah?
Tell us a good joke.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
Okay? How do you make a tissue dance?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
How a little boogie in it?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah? Okay, okay, Mariah, I see what you got there?
Hold on one second. Hello, what's your name?

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Dan Jordan, tell us your best joke.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
What's the difference that tie or Garbanzo be.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I know this one because I've tricked cold.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
I've heard it.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Go ahead, go ahead, okay, I on my face.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, I still love that one.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I posted just so you know, Jordan, I love that
joke so much. I posted it as a video on
the Fallon and Colt page, and Colt did not like
it the first time. By the way, it was a
little hurtful. I thought it was so funny.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Hold up one second, what do you think Who's the funniest?
Who is funny?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, okay, to be honest, I initially the Garbondo bean
would have won for me because I thought that Joe
was hilarious. But since we did a video on it,
already know it. The tissue one loved Mariah, But that
one I've heard so many times.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I really like Jens Jenny.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I like Jenny.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
The hat you go on ahead?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I like that one and I like the atom are
probably my two favorite, because I've also heard the cows one.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I like the hat one a little more than the
Adam one.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
You do, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
It's up to you to you, big dog.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
You can leave it to me, big boughs.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, big dog, you got this.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You know all right. I think I think I'm in
agreeance with you.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Jenny.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, I think so, Jenny. Congratulations, you have the funniest joke.
Oh you're gonna go see Kevin Hard on the twenty second.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Congratulations, tell us another funny joke really quick?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, Jenny, do you have more jokes? I did have
one because I hear you guys all the time. I
know cold is like me like a little dirty funny jokes,
but I'm not a say on the air. Well, I's
hear it is.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Why is there no pregnant Barbie Doll?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Why because? Ken?

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Good?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellin and Cult on
one on.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
One point three.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Kd W b Oh, I'm so stressed out worried about
Justin Baldoni. He is, uh, of course, on a podcast
this week talking about how tired, anxious, and stressed out
he is. He says he needs to heal from an
intense here, admitting he's exhausted and anxious from a bunch
of stress would be why are you on the podcast?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I guess he's got to keep up, dude. I'm gonna
be honest when you go.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
When you go to his Instagram, right, it looks so wholesome,
he's got the perfect family.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Like everybody.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You know that the people who look the most perfect
on social media are the ones with the most skeleton.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
And then you go to the comments and everyone's like, oh,
I love you, like it's a team team Macaroni Baldoni.
And then you go to Blake's and it's the opposite.
But it's like, you're right, it's something. It's almost like
two perfect. It's like when you meet someone with so
much charisma and they're they're nice and happy with everyone.
So what do you?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
What do you hide?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
And what do you Maybe he is that great? I
don't know. I think that there is always a middle
between stories.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I would never leave a woman a seven minute voicemail
or voicemail just at two am or not like that.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Do it to me all the time.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Well you're not.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
You never You've left some weird stuff, but not like that. Okay,
clarify what are you talking about? Weird stuff You've sent
like weird not like pervy stuff. But you say weird
messages like and you think you do stuff when you don't,
like remember the time that you were asleep and you're like, hey,

(42:22):
I put a lot of stuff on the show she
show sheets where we plan everything, and then when I
went to look at it, nothing was on the show
sheet from you, And I was like, Cole, you didn't
add anything, Like, oh, I think I dreamt I did.
So you do have some hazy sleepiness that.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I'm gaving you like seven minute things where I'm like,
I wish I could, you know, hopefully we can get
face to face that crazy, Like we have enough.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Face to face. You have four hours every day. Yeah, no,
you're right, that would be crazy. I do think it
is bizarre if we talk about the big game takeaways.
I think we you and I you did you did it?
Didn't like halftime show.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I can tell you this the last thing people, Okay,
I'll talk about a halftime show.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Just for a second. We're over it. It's fourth it's
for twenty the next day, it's almost been in twenty
four hours. Everyone is beat it to death.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I actually am scared for Kenneth Lamar, Like some I
feel like what he did that in the universe, what
he did is like there's probably gonna be some repercussions.
I mean, you were stripping a man of his entire
livelihood and and no he's not.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
No one knew. Is like, Oh, all of a sudden,
I think these bad things about Drake. This song has
been out long enough. And also, I'm gonna be honest,
the majority of people that didn't know that song before
claim they have no idea what he's saying the entire
time anyway, unless they had their closed captions on, and
they probably don't know who Drake is. They probably still
think Drake it is from Drake and Josh also the rapper.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Dude, this is awesome, by the way, I do know
that so good? Yeah, she is so good?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Did I mention that?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Super good?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Love it? Steven Twitch His mom is calling out his
widow Allison. She is not okay with the things she
said in her book. She went on with Gail King
in a CBS interview where she talks about like in
the book it reveals details about a quote cornucopia of
drugs she found at their home and like a shoe box,

(44:16):
cornicopia is a plenty, a plenty, and so she's like,
I don't like that. I don't believe that that's true.
And she Allison says she wrote the book about twitch
to raise awareness about mental health issues, and his mom
was like, you could have handled things better, and she
worries about the effect it'll have on his kids also

(44:38):
and his reputation.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
You probably definitely wrote the book for the money, right.
I don't think you care about it, She says.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
All the money's proceeds are going to like a charity,
but their charity that gets a little money. I agree
that people find a way to make things pretty muddy.
And also we don't know if she got is all
the money from the sales go to the charity, but
Alison received money from the publishing company to write the book,
the book tour Getting Your Money. You know, there are
lots of questions. The Bachelorette is taking a break. ABC

(45:07):
will not schedule the reality show with typically, which particularly
prepares in July. Yeah, but they didn't say why I
need bi upset. They did say Bachelor and Paradise returns
this summer. It had a hiatus last year because of
the Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette spin offs. They said The
Bachelorette is not canceled. It will return within a year. Wow,

(45:29):
and don't forget we're right in the middle of the
Bachelor season, which I forgot that was even the thing.
The third episode of Grant Ellis's season is tonight. I
don't care about any of this. All I care about
is Love is Blind on Friday. By the way, breaking news.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Thanks for the drum roll.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Gave it to myself. We have exciting guests coming up
on the show this week. Tell them Okay Thursday, Colt
s of this to me the Bloomington Police to apartment.
If you haven't seen it yet, go look at our
fallon and call Instagram stories fallin fa l n A D.
Colt spelled it out for you. We shared this video.
These two officers went viral for a video where it's

(46:11):
like for Valentine's Day, turn in your ex. If they
like committing crimes, then it's super super funny. Went viral.
They're going to be on the show on Thursday. Friday,
we have one of the cast members from the new
season of Love Is Blind, Ben joining the show. Oh
so we're going to talk about that because the whole
Twin City season launches on Netflix on Friday. So Ben

(46:33):
from the new season, he is going to join us.
We're very excited to have these guests coming up and
also excited to get you your chance at one thousand
dollars one.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
On one point three katiewb.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
One on one point three katiewb Allan and Colts Animal Encounters.
Animals be crazy, especially if they have rabies. Let's be honest.
Sometimes they're crazy because they're possessive.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Earlier today, we shared a story in our Unbelievable Story
of the Day about a blind, bisexual goose who found
himself in a love triangle he did not ask for.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
And it suck because he took care of the kids
and then they abandoned him and he was just on
the outs and it's like, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
It was rough.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It was rough out there. Some people just get played
a bad hands, you know, or bad wing. I came
across a photo of me hugging a bear.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Everything about that seems accurate.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
No, when I was a child, I was like, because
I block out a lot of stuff, I don't even remember.
We had a pet parakeet for fourteen years. I don't remember.
I don't remember a bird at all.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
A lot of people block out trauma.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
So I'm hugging this bear and I was like, is
that me? Like, yeah, dude, we took you up, you know,
up north of Michigan to the bear farm.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
What the sad part is those things exists lots of places,
most of them are normal now where you no longer
get to hug and get like selbies with the animals. Yeah,
there's like quote unquote sanctuaries.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Seems normal seven year old should be hugging a bear.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Well, typically people go to like Mexico and they have
photos of them with a tiger, and I'm like, you
do realize they're heavily sedating that tiger and it's actually
an awful life. So you can get a photo with
a tiger or the monkey is chained that you're getting.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
A photo with probably what happened.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
So maybe let's think about that before we go mounted
dolphin and ride its back, which was not what a
dolphin was made for for you to get a photo
Sandra on its back.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Okay, but also let me just say this.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah I have, by the way, I have a photo
with a monkey in Mexico and then I you live
and you learn, right, I learned like, oh this is
not good, So like I gotta stop doing the photoops
with monkeys.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
There is a term bear hug, So maybe we are
supposed to hug bears. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm just saying, don't think so why is it a
bear hug?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Why so cute? If not to hug? Right, But we
do animal encounters, not to shame you. Actually, we've had
people call in who have gone to see like the
bears up north here. One guy was mounted by a bear,
and that's part of what happens. Sometimes it's more of
just like funny, well it is. Well, remember the woman

(49:19):
last week and she said, like a dog humped her head.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yeah, that was unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
My dog Frank's been up so much lately. Anyway, we
want to get your animal encounters six five one nine
eight nine kd WB. I think we have someone on
the phone, now, what's yours?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Hi? So one day I woke up to my cat
who knocked a glass.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Base off my counter, and then all of a sudden
he turned into spidy cat and he was jumping on
the fridge, counters, covers up on my wire like great,
in front of my cabinet, and I look up and
all of a sudden, a bad just like boots my head.
I booked it out the door and left them damn.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Kids in the house.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
I did not come back until my e bag came
from an hour and a half away to get the
bat out of all.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh my gosh, that's great. Wait, actual kids, Your actual
children were in there. Yes, Oh gosh, that's crazy. Are
you doing a deathly fear of bats or something?

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Oh my god, it was the scariest thing that's ever
happened to me.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh my gosh. Well, well, thank you for calling me share.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Probably scary for your children to be a leftime.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, I would know. There's screams you hit them through
the door. Okay, it can be like that or something
totally different. If you had an animal encounter, give us
a call. Sixty five one nine eight nine Katie w B.

(50:57):
One oh one point three Katie w B. But fallon
and cold animal encounters. Got this text after my two
young grandsons leave. My little dog always goes upstairs and
just humps away. I think he has to get stress
out or something.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Ah, yeah, I'm gonna happens.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I guess he's shocking for very shocking. We want to
hear your animal encounters. You can call six five one
nine eight nine, Katie w B. What's yours?

Speaker 7 (51:23):
My honeymoon? My husband and I we were waiting in
the ocean. So we were like knee deep in the ocean, okay,
and they were stingrays swimming around everywhere.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Well, one decides to swim straight towards me. No speed, Nope,
I hand it out for you.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Like three inches away. It turned. I of course read
down screams, so that's probably scared it away.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
But yeah, it was scary. Oh so it's just coming
and trying to intimidate you, and you screamed and it
actually were okay okay, so no steak.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
For me, No it happening, Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Sometimes you got to let them know whose boss, who's
the alpha?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I was.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I was on one of those catamarans one time, snorkeling
off the coast flex ilm a brag.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Mike, and they're like yelling at me. They're like do
watch out, watch out?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And I'm like, well, they're like jellyfish and I turn
it's right there, but you gotta like square up, like dude,
I'll smack you.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
I was like, listen, I'll take you out. I don't
want to. I'll drown. Can they drown? I'll do something.
I'll hold you above the water. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I'm sorry to be a part of that. Thank you
for calling and sharing. Hi, Katie w. B.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
When I was little, I went camping in the Boundary
waters with my dad and my brother. Yea twice this
happened to me. A flog in the middle of the night,
dark as night jumped in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait, okay, you do know that
was your brother, right, No, your brother definitely did that.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Wait let me whine. First of all, we have we've
determined you're an open mouthed sleeper. Shut the hell up.
It was like, oh my god, the snoring. Just shut
it up.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Well, my dad thought it was a mouse, but we
found the evidence once but the second time very well
could have been brother's left hand. Like, I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I think your brother is putting frog in your mouth
when you sleep.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
That was Wait, what was the evidence that you determined
the frog instead of the mouse?

Speaker 7 (53:21):
Well it was there was a frog obviously. Ever since then, yeah,
ever since then, I am terrified. My kids make fun
of me because I am terrified of frogs. And it's
not so much the frog, it's like the leaping like, yeah, leg, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Get me, Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
You have the PTSD from that and you understand that. Yeah. Well,
thank you sir, thank you frog.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, rivid he what's your animal encounter story?

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
So when I was a baby, we used to have
a parakeet named up at Ease, and it used.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
To dive me in our crib, in my crib.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Wait, they let the bird just hang out in your
baby bedroom. Yeah, right, like, just let's go see what
this kid's up too. And so one day I was
like getting my diaper change or something, and I was
on the bed and that bird got too close to
me and I got my hands on it.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
And I'm one years old, right.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, so I take the bird and imagine I'm like
flapping it side to side across my body.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Hitting it against the bed, and apparently.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
The bird lived. Oh thank god, never dive on me
in the crib again. Okay, Well you know what, I'm
happy that I thought this story was going to go
dark for a second. I didn't like it. No, No,
I wouldn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Okay, listen, sometimes you gotta teach a bird what's up.
You gotta tell them listen. I'm new kid on the block,
but I run this. It ain't about you anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
You are sounds got to be an alpha. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Get your wings out of here.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah okay, Well, thank you for calling and sharing one
one three, KATIEWB. Yes, we have more animal counters. I
don't stop, baby. You can call with your six five
one nine eight nine Katie w B. Now, I know
yours is about your dog. Tell me a little bit

(55:08):
about your dog.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
Are the dog like overpowers everybody in the whole family?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Right? Yeah? He was, and he thinks he's like the
size of Toila.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Then he gets through his horny stage and he wants
to help my brother. Oh god, but every time my
brother walks in the house.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
And he's sitting on the couch, he's like always trying
to help his wife.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Now send me a picture of your brothers. No, it's
so weird because I want to see if it's valid.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Brother was just gross and it was.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Just so funny.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
I like literally watching one day and my brother's like, Tony, guys,
dog is like save me crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I couldn't handle that.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
That's that's that's insane.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, Hi, Katie w B. With your animal encounter story.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
So this was last summer. I was in La Joya Beach, California.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Nice some friends and we were working to her and
we were biking our way back up.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
We stopped to look over at one of the beaches
where a lot of the seals were hanging out, and.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
Of course there was a bunch of people, just people
in on the beach, and.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
This huge male sea lion came out of the water,
probably three times the size of any of the others.
And I started recording a video, and this seal came
up and like approached the people and then charged a
whole group into the water, and I ended up going
viral on kicktok Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
It was on like random news.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Stories all over the world because I gave rice for
a company.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
To like sell it to me. It was it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You need a dm us. You need a dm US
at the video, Okay, so we can share it on
our stories too. It's fallin and calls on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Okay, okay, I'll send it to you in like just
two minutes.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
I'm pulling up to the hockey rink, good old Minnesota hockey.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah you got it, awesome, Okay, Well, thank you for sharing.
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Yeah, I will.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
One on one point three k d wbs Fallin and
Cult time for the one K wordplay.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Emily?

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Emily? How are you? Things are good?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Just trying to figure out whether or not you're trying
to win one thousand pennies?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, okay, Emily. The big question is who do you
want to team up with? Me or Cult today?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Bomb you?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Okay, fling Emily got this dude, that's.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
A dope lion bracelet. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Okay, Emily, here's the thing. I'm going to give you
the first word. You just tell me whatever word comes
to your mind, or whatever word you think Fallil will choose. Okay, okay,
first word sour, good, Pacific.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Ocean, chess I'm sorry, can repeat.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
That, yeah, chess game. And the last word is sub
Samlis Yeah all right, Valin Bally Ali Oxen free La
la la la la la.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Hello, Hello, I'm back.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Sour. What first word sour?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Okay, I'm not gonna this is not my guest because
it's it's multiple words. I was gonna sour patch kids,
I was gonna go with sour. Great, No, it's not
it sour it's not my guest. Sour apple sang it.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
Skittle.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Oh Pacific Ocean chess game is what I said? I
said game, subboy, No.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Way, that's in the words. That's what I was gonna say,
sub like marine, no sandwich. Emily, you deserved a lot
better than when I brought to the table today. I
am so sorry. That's okay.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Is there anything you want to say to Ballin No,
she spared you, she did. Okay, let's talk to you
about Tom Cruise. What it's one on one point three
kt W was found Coles thousand dollars right after this.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
But oh yeah, that's why why Tom Cruise?

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Did you see him last night before the big game?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Like it opened up with him talking about like teams
and legend and legacy.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I didn't hear him because my party was too loud.
However I did see him.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Did we know he was that short?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Are we sure?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I've always known most stars, not most, but a lot
of stars are pretty short. You don't realize that Prince
incredibly short. Bruno Mars the shortest I know. I know
that Tom Cruise so short.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
But one of ours, see Tom, It's like I just
thought he was like you know.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
It's because he's a force. He's so charismatic. They used
to say he would like demand Nicole Kidman wear heels,
and that's true. Like she confirmed it when they got divorced.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
He just never see his feet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
No, she made it a joke when they got divorced.
She went on a late night show and so you
got divorced, and she's like caught a caught off guard
and she's like, yeah, but I can wear high heels now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
All right, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah. And there were rumors that he would wear like
little lifts and his shoes or like in love scenes
with like an actress, you wouldn't see the feet because
he'd be standing on a box.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah, that's so fun. I would not be able to
take myself seriously if I was doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
If I was walking there. You're just fortunate that you're
a tall man. That's disrespectful to short man. Was short
man he it. Yeah, but you don't what.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I'm gonna just love who you are. You don't have
to put lifts in just accept that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
That's I'm going to defend men if they want to
put lifts in their shoes, as long as the woman
there with nose because that'd be false advertising. It's just
like if I wanted to get a fake set of boobs.
That stopped it the weird time that got Quiet's saying
he men should be able to put lips in their
shoes of women, can you know want to get breast
and plants?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Say?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
I have a theory. It wasn't really Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Here we go. This is going to lead somewhere. See
his face, No, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
It didn't look like he just I've been all tired.
I'm not accepting that he's getting old or he's getting tired.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
He's like ninety seven years old and he still looks fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Let him make years ago he just had a six
pack on the beach and top gun and now he's
walking around all short.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
With a puffy face. Oh my god, that's not Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Everyone, Okay, that is a thing in Hollywood when you
when you get older, you stop lot. You start losing
the collagen and stuff in your face. That's why your
face gets more sunken in. So these older celebrities put
filler in their face and they go overboard and then
they look too puffy. Why do I know all of this?
I need a hobby and a job and a life.

(01:01:52):
The fact that I knew that Nicole Kidman reference and this,
Oh I got a look in the mirror. Oh my god,
what is I can't remember how to get home sometimes geographically,
but I know this stuff was probably three heat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Today's trending with Felon and cold on one on one WB.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Everybody's talking about halftime show, this Super Bowl of Apps.
Don't care? How about the Puppy Bowl. The fact that
the most valuable puppy was a Minnesota puppy. That's where
a little colleie named Foxtrot. Yeah, we do it best
from pet Haven of Minnesota. And let us not forget
another puppy on the same team named Potato, also from
pet Haven. Was uh was on that. That's cute. It's

(01:02:35):
so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
It's Tato's such.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
A great name. I love when dogs are like, yeah,
it's your dog's name, sandwich. Awesome, love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I had a dog. We fostered dogs last year and
they were Potato and gravy. Yeah it was, but Tato
was short Tato and gravy very very cute. Uh. They
say that the young people they don't use punctuations, so
when you use like a period at the end of
the center. Gen xers think that you're angry or aggressive

(01:03:03):
and they don't like it, so like pull back on it.
I always think like if someone writes like one word
with a period, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Oh my god, are we fighting?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah? Do we meet out back?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's like a smack to the face. You do one
more period.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It did feel like that it was a little disrespectful. Honestly,
there are certain people that do it frequently, so I
need to contact them. And that is your trending. I
will say one more quick thing we do have been
from Love is Blind the Minneapolis season joining us Friday
on the show as that season kicks off. And then
there are a couple of police officers from Bloomy Tin
who went viral with the video. They're joining us on Thursday,

(01:03:40):
and that is your trending.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
One k't with b with buon of Colts. I dude,
one of my friends did this. I was so I
was so mad at first, but I was like, you
know what, this makes sense. What there's somebody in our
friend group who never brings anything. They're a moocher. Every
friend group has that they show up empty handed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
They know which friend it is. You've told me this before.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
They enjoy all the beverages, all the food. Em right, Yes,
so what do we do this time?

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Would you do?

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
I wasn't able to go to the party because I
had an illness.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
But what I heard is, hold on, you were at
a party and you didn't tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
There was a big game party, but I was out
with noravirus or some of them my onia or like, so,
I don't know some sort of sipping. I don't something weird.
I don't know something's going on with my body.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
So anyways, the friend group what they did to my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
They told this person there's a ten dollars cover and
then the host is going to go around and buy
all the food for everybody. Yeah, so everybody pitches in
ten dollars. Smart, except she was the only one that
had to pitch in ten dollars. You didn't bring anything,
I mean they didn't bring anything. They didn't bring anything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
How as an adult, do you not realize that you
are a mooch? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Or you do acknowledge it and you're like, this is
just who I am.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I'm getting away with this, this is I'm living my
best life.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yeah, the mooch mooch one last time though, and then
now there's a cover fee for this friend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I love that. It's like when you tell your friend
we're all meeting at six because they're always late, and
really you had to meet at seven. That's so smart.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I got to start doing that. By the way, colet
this show. Now we're going to be pitch