WAR OF THE ROSES: Jabber Jaw + Update

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (01:28):
Say hello to Lucas. Hi, Lucas, new listener, Lucas.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
How are you? Why are you giving us a call
this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, apologize, I'm a little nervous, but you know, maybe
you can help me with this situation I'm having with
my neighbor from a few doors down. I'm married and
this guy a few doors down he's I guess recently
divorced a couple of years, and my neighbor he's single,

(01:58):
and he's I think, wildly inappropriate, and with my wife
in front of me, I've just been dealing with this.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Guy who is Randy.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Who tell me who Randy is?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, Randy is my coworker.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So Randy is the.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
One who sent us the email in order for you
to get on the show. I understand, So Randy sent
us this email and let me just because I know
you're nervous in it, and let me just speed up
the process a little bit. You've warned him several times
that he's inappropriate in front of your wife.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Can you tell me what all that means?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
How at first? I thought he was just kind of
kidding around. You know, you let it pass. She tells
me it's just his personality. He's playfully. You shouldn't worry
about it, and I don't. I trust my wife.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's just does he make her feel uncomfortable?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, if she gets a kick out of it, that's
upsetting to me.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Ah, you don't think she's having an affair. That's the
whole concept of the show there, Lucas. The concept of
the show is man calls in, woman calls in, thinks
their spouse is cheating. We send roses. Who are they
going to send the roses back to? That's the whole
concept of the show. That's how we catch cheaters.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I mean, I trust my wife. I just want to
see who he's going to send it to, you know,
peace of mind you know this because this guy, he's
a little intimidating. You know, he's always in good shape,
running up and down the street. You know, he washes
his cyber truck and bust and his music and it's just.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know that tesla cyber truck.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Peace of mind. I just want a piece of mind.
Know that.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, he's feeling a little insecure.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I am. It's silly, it's silly, but.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Well, maybe just confirm that he's not sending them to
your wife? Would that make you feel better?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
He's afraid that.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I just need to hear that. I just need this
to get out of my mind.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And you know, just alright, So basically, I guess you
and I Maria are just going to get to know this.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
What's his name? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Angelo's his name?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Angelo?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right? Lack of anything better, We're gonna take this call.
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I you.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Angelo. Yeah, this is me, Hi, Angelo,
How are you today?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
My name is Marie and I'm calling for Redroses dot Com.
I'm calling to let you know that we have a
dozen long stemmer roses for you today, and I just
need to ask you a couple of questions to confirm
some things. Do you have a minute, Go ahead, I'll explain.
I work for a flower company and once a week

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we pick a name randomly and give them a dozen
long stemmerroses.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Your name is who we chose this week. They're free.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
I'm not going to ask you for a credit card
or any personal information. It really is one percent free.
I don't understand we are in Riverdale, right, Yes, we're
right in that area, so that's why we're calling you.
We'd really appreciate help getting the word out about us.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
What am I going to do with roses?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
You just have to give me the name of someone
that you would like to receive these flowers. They'll get
them within forty eight hours and you don't have to
pay for shipping or here.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I can always come pick up the roses. I mean,
where are you at Riverdale?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Well, no, I'm sorry, you can't. You're not able to
pick them up. We have to send them out. All
I need is a name.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Let's see, I got Jennifer and Elisa.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Jennifer, this guy gets around, and who this guys?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Lisa?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Lisa?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
This guy gets around? Huh, yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Which one do you want to pick their Angelo?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Which name? Becky? Just Becky? You forget to tell you
about Becky.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Becky going on here?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
What's happening, Camille? I wonder if that's somebody on.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The he got rid of came on in a while back.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh did he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Doesn't work here that Angela. My name's Hollywood Hamilton. I'm
a radio I'm a radio DJ. I'm a radio personality.
I'm w KTU Radio in a city on the iHeartRadio platform.
You're talking to Marie right now. Marie is my lovely
co host. Can you just do me a big favor.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
What are you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
We've got we've got your neighbor on the phone with us.
But Lucas, can you come on the air really quickly?
This this is going exactly the way I thought it
was going to go. We're tanking in the ratings right now,
really badly. This is not working out.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is the Lucas.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Thank you for single handedly taking down a morning show,
a brand new morning show.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You really appreciate.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
It, Lucas, Lucas, I've got okay, So I've got Angela
on the phone.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Angelo, listen here here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Really quickly, so I wanted to put you to I
wanted to put you two together on the air before
this turns really ugly, Angela, let's.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Face it, Lucas, if you can give me a couple look.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
First of all, Marie and I are going to give
you one hell of an incentive to a lot to
air this phone call tomorrow morning. But I just you
gotta do me a quick favor. Just listen to us out.
If you don't want to be on the radio, we
can't air it. We can't air the call in the
first place. If you say no, I don't want to
be on the radio.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So with that in mind, will you just listen to
us and hear us out? Angelo? Can you? Angela? So,
Lucas has got a big problem with you.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
He's warned you several times about being disrespectful in front
of his wife. Lucas, I want you to go ahead
and start the conversation. What would you like to start with?
How do you want to proceed?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
You have the floor?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yes, hello, Angelo, it's you know, Lucas, your neighbor. Yeah, no,
I don't know if you know my name. You never
call me Lucas. You called me baldy, jelly boobs.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
And I just want to say, I don't like the
way you treat me and my wife, and I just
want to say, stay away from my wife, Jelly.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
I've got no interest in your wife, none at all.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I again, Lucas, I'll call me Jelly. Is Lucas. Just
a little respect, that's you see, just a little respect.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Please to me. It's just being friendly. It's me but
I can't look it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
But but but you can kind of understand his position,
you know, you call him jelly in front of his wife.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, man, you.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Call him back fall?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
What is it? Rubber boobs? What what it was? The
other thing you call them? It's like very was it
rubber boobs?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Bouncy boobs?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do that in front of somebody's wife before.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, I'm just I'm just trying to be funny.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Respectful as a NA. You only live two doors down
from the guy.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's not neighborly.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
You give out nicknames, they're not flattering. I mean, you
call me wildly flubbly. I'm not sure what that is.
It's I don't but I don't have a flat butt.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
You don't have to yell that as you drive by.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
You could just say hello, Lucas, not flat butt, all right?
And you wait until my wife is there to hear that.
Then she calls me wobbley sloppy. It's just too much,
too much.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Neighborhood is calling him these awful.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Call me wobbly, slobbly white with closer he is Harry
wobbley blobby.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
I'm like, all right, won't you would think this is
even though it's there, it's still the Brons.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You would think somebody's not getting hit over the head
with a butt of a gun.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Somebody's not getting this pistol awful Angelo in front of
his wife? What kind of schmoke?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
What do you call his wife? What kind of nicknames
do you give her?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Honestly, she's very attractive. I don't see nick See that's
the whole point. I think she's a smoke show.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Okay, you know what, Angelo, very childish?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Just grow up, grow up?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Okay, So he's he doesn't drive a nice car like you,
or he doesn't jog around the neighborhood, have the kind
of physique you do. You know, why don't you ask
Lucas to join you? Maybe you could help train him,
Maybe you could actually connect with him on a mature level,
but maybe you're incapable of it.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know the way you talk.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
What he called youbber Joe right, Katie Warner Roses, I'm done.
I'm done, Lucas. Good luck, good luck in your neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Good luck than you.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
All right, let's talk a little update with Lucas and Angelo.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Surprisingly, I mean, I wasn't expecting this, Lucas tells us
that Angelo has completely after four months. This was the
call originally aired four months ago, and four months later,
Angelo has completely stopped making fun of him in front
of his wife and hasn't heard a peep out of
Angelo period since that phone call. Now. I don't know

(10:57):
about you, but this was not the This was not
the update I was expecting. Lucas told us last night
on the update that Angelo, though is continuing to give
others in the neighborhood a hard time, but not him.
So I guess, uh, Marina, we all, I guess it
resonated with the old Angelo right there with Angela. I
don't know if you're listening right now or not, but
someday you're going to meet somebody who's just gonna fly out,

(11:17):
just knock you out.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
End of story finished check please. Angelo might want to
think about that.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
K two.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's the update War of the Rods, all new, brand
new War of the Rose tomorrow morning at seven thirty
five KTU