WAR OF THE ROSES: Misled

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (01:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:13):
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So I got Ruben on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
How are you, guys?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Ruben is in Uh, he's in love, very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Who are you in love with?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
This is definitely gonna go well love story? Yeah? Okay, Wow, Anthony,
way to be so negative, Ruben. I read the email.
This is a cheater show now. In the email, you're
just looking to see if somebody is dating somebody or what.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Tell us this situation in real quickly, because I'm not
sure if we're going to be able.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
To take the call.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I mean, I've been seeing this person now for a
couple of months. I'm honestly kind of terrified. Tell how
I feel. Valentine's Day is coming up. So I've been
seeing this person for about a year now, and honestly,
I'm hoping you guys can help me find out if
she's seeing anybody or she'd be interested in me. It's

(02:09):
the kind of thing where I really feel she could
be the one. You know, I just don't know how
to go about this. You know, I'm nervous, I'm scared. Yeah,
I'm a big I'm a big listener to you guys,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hoping you guys, this is kind of not what we do.
But uh, is there any.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Friction going on there?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Arguments yeah, Nickering, No, nothing of the sort.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Is.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It's very hard for me to communicate how I feel.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Seems like a rating killer. You're killing. There's no drama here.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I know it's not anything that we normally do, but
I don't know. You want to cut Ruben or Brake?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Please, guy, I'm begging you.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean, we don't have anything else, so, I mean
we're already on the air exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, all right, Ruben the puppy Dog.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Let's uh, let's see what we got here, Ruben, because
you said you're a listener of the show, and uh,
you know this is uh, this is not normally not
the thing I would be putting on the radio. But
you sound like a nice guy, lovable guy. I think
I'm gonna we're gonna go with the call. Let's just
hope for the best. We're gonna throw a hail Mary.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Her name is Lucia.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Lucia.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yes, this is her.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Hi, Lucia, how are you? Thank you so much for
picking up. My name is Marie and I'm calling from
red Roses dot com. We're a new company in the
area and we're trying to get our name out there
people talking about us. We came up with this promotional
vehicle where.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Hey, I'm so sorry, I'm actually at work right now.
I don't have a lot of time to be Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, I'll make this quick. We picked your name randomly
to give them a dozen long stem roses free of charge,
and the only thing we ask is that you talk
about us on your social media kind of help spread
the name of our business, get people talking so we can.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Generate I have I'm actually at work right now. I
have a client in fifteen minutes, so I don't have
time for this. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, well, I'm so sorry. I'll make this quick. The
roses are gorgeous. It comes in a beautiful Bacarat crystal vase,
and like, okay.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
I'm so sorry, I don't have a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What is it that you do.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
I'm a sex therapist, so I actually have a client.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh you're a sex therapist.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I don't think I've ever talked to sex therapists before.
That's really interesting.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
It's similar to a couple of therapies. So it's it's uh.
They call me the monogamy doctor.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
The monogamy doctor. I love that. Do you have anybody
that you would.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Like, really really have to go right now?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Okay, all right, listen, listen, Lucy, Lucia, Lucia, Listen to me.
Listen to me, Lucia. My name's Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with
a radio station called w KTU in New York City.
If you just give me one second, I know you have.
You must have twelve minutes left, because you said fifteen minutes,
you know, a couple of minutes ago. But listen, we
have somebody on the phone with us right now that

(05:22):
just wanted to say. At this point, Ruben, she was
getting ready to hang up. I had to step in
and this is going nowhere, but it's Ruben.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
You guys have been seeing each other for a while,
and he just.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Wanted Ruben Hernandez, No, what Yeah, rum is my client.
So is this a joke? Is this like a prank?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, this is kind of this isn't real.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, it's a loud joke. Yeah. I just feel like
what I got to know you? My life has man
so much better and improved, and honestly, I wanted to
see how yourself about me. I feel like I'm crazy
about you.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Oh I, there's obviously you understand that there would be
a conflict of interest. You have amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, Okay, hold Onben, ask the questions.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
So you you went in, you went in to see
a sex therapist, and you're shooting a shot. Now, what
makes you think after you've gone in to speak with
a sex therapist that a sex therapist would want to have.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Obviously, and just so we're.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Clear, he told us I've been seeing this person for
a while. She's really wonderful. I didn't we He did
not explain.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I'm so sorry to cut you off, Ruben. I can
no longer see you as a client. I'm so sorry.
I hope I'm gonna have to terminate this call right now, Rubin,
I'm no longer able to see you anymore. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Did she hang up? She hung up. Okay, what the hell, Reuben? Okay?
That that that was interesting? What the hell is wrong
with you? What is going to doing right now?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I mean, I don't I don't know. I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
But you used the radio station to get through to
a woman that you weren't even seeing.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
She was she was your therapy.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I feel like I tried. She's the only one who
knows my my authentic self.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
But what what what?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why did you go in to see her in the
first place? Can I can? I that's a personal quest.
I know, I know, I'm sorry, I gotta know. I
got What did you go in there to see her for?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, honestly, I was having trouble with my previous relationship
at the time in the bedroom, and I decided to
try to talk to somebody about it, and that's how
I met Lucia.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
You know, I know.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's a tricky situation.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You go there for help, it's a very intimate subject matter,
and you you're opening yourself up that you know. Look,
it's a big deal to kind of go and get
sex therapy. Sometimes it happens. There has to be a
boundary there between therapists and client and they're there to
help you work through your sexual problems, but they're not

(08:24):
wanting to date you, you know what I mean. Well,
I feel bad for Reuben. I think you're gonna need
to go find another therapist and really be honest and
explain this entire situation. And I hope your penis ends
up working or whatever issue that you have.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
In the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I just assumed it was a it was a penis problem.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You said penis twice there, did say? You just said
penis twice, Okay, I did.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, that's the first time I've ever heard her say penis, yeah,
and two times in the same sentence, exactly fo