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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, today's War of the Roses. Marie, this is kind
of interesting, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
From time to time we get these real mysteries and
we're gonna need uh think we're gonna need listeners.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Help on this one.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, her name is Teresa, and she's got an interesting
story to tell us.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Hi, Marie, Hi, honey, how's it going, What's what's happening?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Tell us?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So I met this nice man mm hmm. However I've
never been to his home. Okay, We've always met somewhere
and he doesn't want to be intimate with me. And
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, you don't.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't know if he's cheating on me. I don't
think so. I just have no idea.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
So, Theresa, no intimacy at all.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Everything but that, I mean, everything you can possibly do without. Okay,
going to the next level, if you know what I mean. Yes,
he's a really nice guy. We get alonger.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I just huh.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I have never seen him with his shirt off ever.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
All right, well is that so strange? I don't know.
Do you tell me?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Rhy Maybe he's uncomfortable with his body. He doesn't want
to you know.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, Well, to be honest, he's a little overweight. He
could work out a little bit. But you know, I
can look past that. I just don't understand what's going on.
I'm not the most fit person either, so I can
look past that. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Let's call Ralph.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, bolla, Hi, I'm calling for Ralph.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
That's him speaking.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hi, Ralph, how are you?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot Com.
I'm calling to let you know we have a dozen
long stem roses for you today and I just need
to firm up a couple of things if I could.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
What did someone sending me roses?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It is from a secret admirer. You have a secret admirer, Ralph?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Isn't that secret Admira? Well, that's good to know.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Not everybody gets a secret admirer.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
No, whatever, I've heard of crazy things they.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Really like you.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Are you seeing anybody right now?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Maybe that could Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing someone right now, you.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Are, okay?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Uh, well, I.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Would probably venture to say it's I can't tell you
the name, but I will confirm whether it is them
or not.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
So do you have a name?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah, I got a name Sunday. She would we just
hand them to me. Her name's Teresa, Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Very much on fire. Yeah, they're from Teresa.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, listen, hey, Ralph, listen.
My name's Sean Hamilton, Hollywood Hamilton from w k TU
Radio here in the city.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Uh, you're on something called War. What I know the name?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh okay, well you're on that show. You are actually
on that show. It's War the Roses and you're on
Katie You Ralph, And I don't know if you listen
or not, but thank you very much. And uh, surprise
because Teresa, Teresa who you've been seeing for the last what.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Number of months?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, I know you're not cheating, Okay, And she's actually
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
She's been on the phone the entire time, Ralph.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, she's been listening the entire time. Teresa. Do you
want to say hi to Ralph?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Hi? Ralph, mm hmm, Hey, how you doing that, Teresa?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Good darling, I'm doing good.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I'm glad to hear that. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
All right, that's that's all.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
That's lovely.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
There is an issue. There is a sly problem, Ralph.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Okay, what's the problem. I mean, I don't I don't
see a problemly. We get along pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah no, But I don't think it should come
from us. I think Teresa should should kind of tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, Ralph, I'm just I don't understand. We've been together
for eight months now, and I just don't understand why
we haven't become intimate.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
It's months is a long time to me.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Are you just not attracted to me? I know, I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
No, it's not you. It's not you. It's not you.
Believe me, Believe me, it's not you. It's something I
really want. But I just I can't. I'm a bit embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, are you? Are you unable to perform?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Is that the issue?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Oh? No, I can perform?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Oh okay, all right, thought that was taking care of Okay, Okay,
then then what and you.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Find do you find Theresa attractive?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Well, listen to be all right, listen, be honest with
years ago, when I was younger, I did something, just
something foolish, all right. Uh, Like a lot of guys,
I ended up getting the tattoo. And it's, uh, it's
kind of I don't know. I mean it was. I
look at it now. It's stupid and where I have
(05:52):
it is stupid, and you know I can't get rid
of it. And I'm kind of.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You're saying the reason all right, all right, Ralph, Ralph, ralphie,
So the reason why you haven't been intimate with your
girl of eight months now is because of a tattoo
that is on your body somewhere and you're embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Stupid tattoos, right.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
I don't know, It's just I don't know how she
would look look upon it or look upon me. By
seeing what it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Is, I'm able to get past anything. We've been together
eight months. It's just a tattoo. What what is it?
What kind of tatto? What's the tattoo of?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Can Ralph? Would you be able to sit and text
me if I give you my number right now? Can
you can you? Can you send me up? Can you
take a picture of your tattoo.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And can't be that bad, Ralph, perfect opportunity right now,
text me to text me the picture and.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
She's feeling very uneasy and starting to doubt, and you
don't want doubt to be kind of uh, making its
way into your.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
That's not it's not I mean really to take it
to the next step. I mean, I guess I gotta.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Let's let's not forget about it. In a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
When we take you off the air, we're gonna offer
you at a hell of an incentive. This an incent
you know, because we got to get your permission to
air the call anyways, right, So this incentive, I don't
know if you're a sports fan or you you know,
gift certificate. We've got all kinds of incentives. Here's my number.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Because we all want to see this one.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know if you're not, I don't know. You curious, Marie,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, I really am.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm curious. What about you?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Aunt?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You can I can't wait, honestly, it's it's nine eight
four send me there.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Are you going to add Teresa to the tax ad
ad ad Hollywood and add Teresa so we can all
see it at the same time.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go, all alight here,
all right, while you prepare yourself to take a picture
of whatever it is on your body.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh, Teresa, I'm gonna ask you one question.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is there anything can you think of anything in regards
to a tattoo on why you wouldn't continue to see Ralph?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, he shows you the tattoo.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
If everything's lovey, you'll probably sleep with him tonight for
the first time in eight months.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Is there anything that would turn you off?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, it's just a tattoo. They can be fixed.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Nobody's judging. Nobody's judging.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
It's a safe zone.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You're in a site. Yeah, we're not judging yet.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Just press the send button, Just press the scent.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Now. Okay, I'm sitting here waiting count of three. All right,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
All right, let's see it.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Let's let me see it.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Where?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Let me see Oh god, you're looking at.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Oh my.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Wow, oh my, oh oh oh yes.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
God, what my lord?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I just have a quite one question.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Why I don't Why I finish?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
You're not going to finish that in any way?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Are you? That's a finish tattoo, that's completely done.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh God, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm actually sick. I
think I'm sick. I don't even know how to describe this.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Uh Instagram Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood Hamilton on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Go ahead and take a look at Holy Teresa. Teresa
your comment, you're looking at the same thing. What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't I don't think I can continue to see you.
I just don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
This wasn't a good idea.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What you You'd have to be willing to remove it.
I just can't.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
You can.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You can get tattoos, remember, Okay?
Speaker 7 (09:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, no, no, no Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I can't even describe this picture Instagram Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood
Hamilton on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I I don't know how you're gonna unsee it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's bad. It's bad, Teresa. We're gonna call
you with the with the three month update, four month update.
I'm okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Very well in dowed.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Though.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
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