WAR OF THE ROSES: Poisonous Affair

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the kt you
Morning Crew presents War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
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Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just use their service.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, it's a drag hoping that you guys will help me.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Do you feel better now we understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Your I'm still pretty sick. I've got rashes on my body,
really bad cramps. I'm vomiting like crazy. Just came back
from the doctor. They suspect that there's something in my
blood work. It's called diathlene, ply call the main ingredient
and anti freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my goodness, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Come on just in the last couple of months. The
doctor also tells me that if this continues, I could
die by the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tell me a little bit about your relationship with your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
We fight constantly and it's getting worse and worse, and
we're tard to even call her a wife or enemies
at this point. And I want her out. She wants
me out. Either one of us wants to leave, but
she's not getting anything.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Do the two of you have children.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, In fact, it's all started as soon as the
kids moved out. What started the fighting, the screaming. One time,
she even tried to stab me with the steak knife.
It's really bad.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Have you called the police when she pulled a knife
on you?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh? Yeah, the cops have been to the house several times.
I'm not moving out and giving up my house and
she's the same way. We're at a just a stand
off here.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
So what's your plan, Stephen? You found out that this
is leading to poison? Is that what we're talking about here?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It must have been put in little amounts, very small
amounts over time in my food or in my drink
somehow need to get into my diet, but not enough
for me to notice a taste or anything. I also
know that she's been cheating. She's cheating a lot, and honestly,
I don't even care. She could be his problem after this,
but I've got to get her out of the house.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
And you want to you want to catch your cheating
on audio? I get it to help with the case.
Is that what's happening?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah? That would that would be a great help.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, I mean, we need to you need to get
her prosecuted.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Joanne.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
This is Joanne.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hi, Joanne, how are you?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
My name is Marie and I am calling from Redroses
dot com. Okay, I'm calling to let you know that
we have a dozen long stem roses for you today.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Congratulations.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Look, let me tell you something. I am sick of
these promotional calls. I'm sick of telemarketers. If that's what
you are, and if that's what this is, I'm sorry,
but I don't have time for it.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, No, it's not a it's it's not anything like that.
You have these flowers. They're free of charge to you.
The only thing we ask is that you talk about
us on your social media.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
So you want me to do your job for you. You
want me to be your marketing team you're advertising, do
all your posting for you. Doesn't sound great to me?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Well not just not not like forever, just one time
for us, and in return, we're going to give you
these long stem roses that come in a beautiful Waterford
crystal vase. They're absolutely that. The vase is absolutely spectacular.
We've can't tell you how much feedback we've gotten.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know, the roses were pretty, but it's the vase
that everybody loves the most.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Why don't you just why don't you just send me
the money for what however much the vase costs, and
I'll talk about that on my social media.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, you know, I wish I could, but you know,
we're new, we're a new business that's opening up in
bayone and you're in byone.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Right, Yeah, when would I get them? When would they arrive?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
And forty eight hours the latest, but generally twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
The thing is, though I can't really send them to
you directly, what you can do is take these flowers
and you can send them out to someone special in
your life and will attach a note.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
See, now this is founding more like things I have
to do, right, I say, things I didn't even order, right, Right, Honestly,
you've wasted so much of my time, and honestly, the
right thing to do is to just send me the
retail value of the flowers, like, which I assume is

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like fifty or sixty dollars. Just go ahead and write
that check to me, because at this point you've just
wasted so much of my time. Why don't you just
send me seventy or eighty dollars because like, right at
this point, right, yeah, I think at this point.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, all right, can you hold on just one minute?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hey, Steven, Yes, she's a complete psycho, dude.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, Wow, Listen.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
The reason why I wanted her to put her on
hold is that if whether she sends the roses to
you or another man, do you want us to bring
up your medical report?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We don't want to clue her in exactly, Steven. Is
that cool with you?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, that's cool with me, because you've got.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
An ongoing investigation. Stand by a minute, Steven, stay, okay,
let's get back to stand by.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hi, Joanne.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I just spoke to my supervisor, and so what we're
gonna do is, we're going to send you the seventy
dollars for helping us out, and we are going to
send out a gift basket to someone that you would
like to receive that as well. Does that seem fair
and reasonable? I think it's a win win for everybody.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I mean, it did seem fair and reasonable until you
put me on hold again. So now I feel like
it should be like eighty dollars and.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
The eighty dollars. You got it, eighty dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Do you have.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Anybody special in your life that you want to send
the gift basket to?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I might yeah, Okay, I am thinking of somebody.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, And what would that name be?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay? His name is Rick.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
And what do you want to say on the note.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
If you write a note, if you could just say
to him, dear Rick the youth. Past six weeks have
been the best weeks of my entire life.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, Wow, it's hope.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
We're together until we both die or one of us eyes.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm sorry, what was that last part.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I want this to be romantic, like I want to say,
I want to be with you until one of us
one or both of us pass away. Okay, something like romantic.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
You're really serious about this guy?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's uh, that's super He'll know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, all right, at this point, I've got a where
I'm gonna come in now, Okay, Joanne, I want I
want to introduce myself. My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm a radio personality on w k TU Radio here
in New York City, and Marie works at this radio station.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're on something.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Called War of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
What we're not, we're not, we're not we're not.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
With the Rose Company. We're not with a floral arrangement
store out of Bayonne. Okay, now, your husband's been on
the phone the entire time, Stee.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Then I'm here, Joanne.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Can someone tell me, Joanne?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're on a cheaters program right now. Your husband's been
on the phone the entire time. He called this radio
station up because he knew you were having an affair
behind his back.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
He he just needed to.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, well, he knows now.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
What you're doing.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I've known for a long time. You're not a very
good liar. I just needed to proof of in the
audio tape. And they've been good enough to help me out.
As I melt my case, this is my house. Maya
assures me that you would be the one to be
taken out of the house.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Your attorneys are both honestly at this point like, I
hope you get hit by a bus.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're the one that's been cheating. I know this, You're
the one. I'm not going anywhere. I can. I can
take care of this now that I have you.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
You have you have that will send you over the
audio there, Steve, you know what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Good luck, Hu guys, I got exactly what I needed.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Honestly. You're down at birth.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
All right, Joanne.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
We'll let you get back to work down. Yeah. Sorry
to disturb you.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Sorry, this is my house.