WAR OF THE ROSES: Strange Estrange

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
War the Roses brought to you by the Tri States
Number one Alarm System. Find out why there's nothing wrong
with asking a few questions. Call him right now, pound
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say the keyword slomans.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Marie, you being a huge Hallmark fan, Yes, you're gonna
love this one.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hi, Millie, I have a kind of interesting problem.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, I am Millie slowed down. I know you're excited.
I know kind of read the letter in order for
you to get on the show. I read the letter.
Marie doesn't read these letters, but I know a little
bit about what's going on. Tell us a little bit
about this guy this uh, what's his name?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Jason?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Huh? And you met Jason while he was here on business.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right, Yes, from Wloomington, Indiana.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And at first you were really cazzle with how we
were meeting each other. And then as time went on
we started meeting more and more. We pretty much just
did everything. We went to the park, we went to
all these different restaurants. It was really what I feel
is my like dream relationship with a guy. He was wow,

(01:23):
so sweet and tearing at all the right things. He
was here for only two weeks, but it was the
most magical two weeks of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh okay, he even you know, came back to my
place and we had some bond.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
What do you mean you had a bond with him?
You slept with him?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, ask that you were intimate, and it sounds like
you had a very in a highly intense, romantic two
weeks with this man.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It was. It was just so moving, so wonderful. I
don't even really have the world to describe it.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was okay, this is not a romance novel. We
just have to seven minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, now, what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I tried calling him when he went back to Indiana
and he just won't respond to anything.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, when he went back after leaving New York, were
you guys corresponding?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
He corresponded with me.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
We went back and forth for about three weeks and
then suddenly.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh sad, so sorry, despair and loneliness. Okay, I mean
you don't think he's married?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Do you never even occurred to me or dawned on
me that he would be married.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
He was the person did he's married?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, you're making me.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Think that he might be married, Marie, Marie, Yeah, forget
made that suggestion. All right, forget I made this.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
He's not married.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, he's not married.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
He's not married. Jason.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Hi, Yes, this is Marie and I'm calling from red
Roses dot com. I I hope I didn't catch you
in a bad time. We have a promotional vehicle where
we get a list of names and we pick one
randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses. They
are free, and we are working with your company UH

(03:50):
as a way to boost morale and productivity. So these
flowers are for you because we chose your name out
of all of the employees this particular week round.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't want to be rude, but I am pretty
busy right now. Could you maybe give them to someone else?
Or I don't know?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Oh, okay, so you're not interested in the flowers?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I guess. Okay, tell me one more time. What are
we talking about here?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
We have a deal within your company, with your corporate offices.
We pick a name randomly out of all the employees
and give them a dozen long stam roses for free.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Everybody in the office.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
It's only four of us who work for this company,
and we're all males, so I don't think any of
us would rather.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
You know, I can't set these.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Are you some sort of telemarketer?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
No, no, this is not I'm not a telemarketer.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I are, though, I mean, where'd you get my number?
I'm on all that do not call this? Seriously, how'd
you get this up? I mean, I don't give any
Everybody you.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Can take these flowers and you can send them to someone.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I want your flowers. I know you're trying to scam me.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
This was not a scam. Yeah, this is this is
not happening. Okay, just so take this sew he's getting there.
He's not buying it, Jason, really quickly. My name is
Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm here in the city at a
radio station called w KTU with iHeartRadio. Just give me,
just give me one second, Jason, because in a second,

(05:16):
I'm gonna give you a hell of an incentive in
order to allow us to air this phone call tomorrow morning.
And Jason, I've got and I'm just going to get
right to the point because it sounds like you're fed up,
and you know this is all Millie's been on the
phone the entire time, do you know, Milly? And uh, yes,

(05:38):
And then you went back to Bloomington, Indiana where you live.
What happened?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
She's listening right now. She's on the phone right now, Milly,
are you there?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm here.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Why did you never call me back?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Did I did? I didn't call you back?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I mean, all right, Jay, Jason. So you guys spent
two weeks together. You know you were gonna move back
with her. Apparently there was a job opening, and what happened.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Evidently it was not just you know, your typical two weeks.
She explained that it was a magical two weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was. Those two weeks were absolutely amazing. They were
like a fantasy to me, and she just gave me
the best time of my life. I don't understand how
it didn't mean more to you.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I mean, it was a good two weeks. I really
enjoyed those two weeks.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
You know, we did some things together, we saw some
new things, I experienced some things.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
For the first time.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
But at the end of the day, it was only
two weeks, right, And I mean the whole reason I
was out there is I was interviewing for a new
job in the city.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
And I didn't end up getting the job.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh you know what I just told me.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Because really I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed not getting
the job. It took a big hit to my pride.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
I mean, I had to go back to my old company.
It's a small company, only four people.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Why can't I just come out there. I'm moving with you.
Oh my god, I doesn't mean anything to you.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh Jesus, it's nothing personal. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean, you slept with her, you know two weeks
if you were in town. You know, you blewing.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
You know I wasn't intimate with her, But I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Right, but but you left her hang in there, Jason,
You left her hanging. You went back to Indy, Bloomington, Indiana.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I did.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I had to go back to my life in Indiana,
and I thought, you know, we had a good two weeks.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's special to leave it at at.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
What it was.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, could you do this to me with the most
beautiful two weeks of my life? You really didn't eat wrong.
It was one of the most beautiful.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Whoa whoa wa, I treated you with nothing but with respects.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Come on, we had a great two weeks together. Why
can't it just.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Be that you made me feel magic and then you
took it away from me. You're bad person and.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
A bad person. I gave you to what you said
with two of the best weeks of your life.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I hope you die. I hope you have a miserable accident.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
You stuffern't go to help.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
What are you kidding me right now saying I gave
you and.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Thank you? Jase. We're so sorry to call you and uh,
thank you for taking the call. We're gonna, in fact,
we're going to take you off the air. We have
to offer you an incentive in order to be on
the uh the air with us tomorrow. Milly, Milly, are
you okay?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I hate him? Please hold I hate him?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
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