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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wait, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do you hear this story?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay? I am, I'm ready to hear what's going on? Uh?
And why you're calling here?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We have the text cheating my aunt.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, I got it right here says Uh. This is
from Stanley as you can see here, Marie. Yeah, my
wife is in Vegas with friends for three weeks. Kids
are at a friend's house and I have the mylf.
He accidentally sends the text to you, and you go, Stanley,
who are you inviting to your house?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Who wrote name your price? He did, so he's totally
onto what's just happened.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He realizes that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
He's accidentally sends the text to Emma.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, and he's bribing me to keep a secret.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But yeah, but you took the cash from what the email?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
You took your breath to hear the story, Emma, the
email you sent to get on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It said that you bribed him five hundred You got
the five hundred cash right?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes, it's really not okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
She says, And you have you got to give me
your Porsche for the summer. And if this doesn't happen
by the time Aunt Sarah comes back, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So my aunt. She takes an annual trip with some
of her friends from college and my uncle. He gave
me the five hundred, but he never gave me the Porsche.
I don't feel like that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, there are so now you're wrong with this moment.
I don't even know where to stand.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Where do we begin.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's like a really burdensome secret, you know, like that's
not worth five hundred dollars. That's not enough, just not fair.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He could press charges on you as well.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't think my aunt will let him do that.
My mother doesn't know. I think she's gonna understand.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
If he sends the flowers to his wife, Okay, we
hang up the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We hang up the phone and let them handle it. Okay,
here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Stanley speaking. My name is Marine.
I'm calling from red Roses dot com.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well, boopy do.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I am calling to let you know that you have
a dozen long stamm Roses coming your way.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Uh, and they're freedom, they're free.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I'm sorry, Well, they are free as a way just
to say hello and let you know that we're in business.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We're a local company here and you.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Just what's a catch.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, gosh, don't just give me a second here, Stanley, you.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Calling me, you're the telemark Can you tell me what's
the pitches?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, I'm trying to tell you, Stanley that really the
only thing we ask in return for these three flowers
is that you just talk about us to your family
and friends. We'd really appreciate more business.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm not giving my email address, my critic card.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Mom, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I'm not gonna ask you for a credit card or
your email address. This is just like word of mouth.
We trust you and we appreciate any kind of business
you can send our way.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Can you send them to me?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh? I wish I could, Stanley, but I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I need to have a name and address of someone
that you would like to send flowers to wife.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, and what's your wife's name?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
So sus in Yonkers the fourth Street?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay and Yonkers got it. She's gonna get these in
twenty four hours, unless your niece Emma wants to personally
pick them up from us and hand deliver them to
your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The game begins in three two one.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You know your girlfriend, the one that you were gonna
meet privately, and instead your niece got the text.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I think personally, all of you guys are a piece
of work.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Emma, yeah, okay, he send them to your aunt. Stanley.
My name is Hollywood Hamilton. I'm I'm from k TU
Radio here in New York City.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You've been talking, Hold on, hold, give me a minute.
You've been talking to a person by the name of Marie,
as you know. But Marie doesn't work with a floral company.
She works with a radio station. And on that radio
station we do this bit called war the Roses. Emma,
where do you want to go from here?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's all I'm going to tell him. Okay, this is
this is totally on you to handle at this point.
Got it.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'll go Stanley, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I just wanted to let you know that I still know,
I still remember, and I'm still waiting.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
On what Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The keys?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
All right, all right, I'm hanging up the phone. I'm
gonna call you in a minute. You better be there, Okay,
I will be.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Alrighty one eight hundred two four five one oh three five.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He's hung up the phone. He's hung up. Emma, Hi, Hi,
I want.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
To punch her. I want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What are you talking about. I'm not the one who's cheating.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You're taking you know why, you should be doing the
right thing.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You should be going to your mom.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You should be going to your aunt, the two of
you going together with your mom, side by side, sticking
up for your aunt. Instead, you're keeping it quiet since
the summer for the cash for money, had a car.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean what, I have to get something out of this?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
No, you don't, a little criminal?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Little criminal?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, it's either one or the other, you know, keep
your mouth shut or go to your aunt, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But no, you've you've had for this aunt, Sarah. I
want to find her.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, six weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Eventually, all right, yeah, well you're on.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The radio now, so we're going to check back with
you in six weeks four, five, one, three five The
text if you like to read it in detail.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Bye, I want to punch her.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, So, who does not have a home security system yet?
You can get a free doorbell camera right now now,
just about every day when I do this, I wish
I had more than just forty, but that's all I have.
I have just enough for the first forty k T
listeners right now who doal pound two fifty and when
prompted say the keyword Hollywood. You'll get that free doorbell
(06:21):
camera that connects directly to your smartphone.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
With installation of your Slowman shield free.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And Sloans is going to give you that free customized
home security system when you use their low cost central
station monitoring system. So you're gonna get free professional installation
of an LED touchscreenpad, ten contacts, a backup battery, and
a service plan. Now, remember, if you're the first forty
k T listeners who call right now, you'll receive that
free doorbell camera that connects directly to your smartphone with
(06:48):
the installation of your Slowman shield free. Keep everything within
your home intact, and most importantly, keep your family safe.
Call my friends at Sloman's now noal pound two to
fifty and when prompted, say the keyword Hollywood.
Wait, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do you hear this story?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay? I am, I'm ready to hear what's going on? Uh?
And why you're calling here?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We have the text cheating my aunt.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, I got it right here says Uh. This is
from Stanley as you can see here, Marie. Yeah, my
wife is in Vegas with friends for three weeks. Kids
are at a friend's house and I have the mylf.
He accidentally sends the text to you, and you go, Stanley,
who are you inviting to your house?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Who wrote name your price? He did, so he's totally
onto what's just happened.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He realizes that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
He's accidentally sends the text to Emma.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, and he's bribing me to keep a secret.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But yeah, but you took the cash from what the email?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
You took your breath to hear the story, Emma, the
email you sent to get on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It said that you bribed him five hundred You got
the five hundred cash right?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes, it's really not okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
She says, And you have you got to give me
your Porsche for the summer. And if this doesn't happen
by the time Aunt Sarah comes back, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So my aunt. She takes an annual trip with some
of her friends from college and my uncle. He gave
me the five hundred, but he never gave me the Porsche.
I don't feel like that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, there are so now you're wrong with this moment.
I don't even know where to stand.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Where do we begin.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's like a really burdensome secret, you know, like that's
not worth five hundred dollars. That's not enough, just not fair.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He could press charges on you as well.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't think my aunt will let him do that.
My mother doesn't know. I think she's gonna understand.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
If he sends the flowers to his wife, Okay, we
hang up the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We hang up the phone and let them handle it. Okay,
here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Stanley speaking. My name is Marine.
I'm calling from red Roses dot com.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well, boopy do.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I am calling to let you know that you have
a dozen long stamm Roses coming your way.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Uh, and they're freedom, they're free.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I'm sorry, Well, they are free as a way just
to say hello and let you know that we're in business.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We're a local company here and you.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Just what's a catch.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, gosh, don't just give me a second here, Stanley, you.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Calling me, you're the telemark Can you tell me what's
the pitches?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, I'm trying to tell you, Stanley that really the
only thing we ask in return for these three flowers
is that you just talk about us to your family
and friends. We'd really appreciate more business.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm not giving my email address, my critic card.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Mom, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I'm not gonna ask you for a credit card or
your email address. This is just like word of mouth.
We trust you and we appreciate any kind of business
you can send our way.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Can you send them to me?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh? I wish I could, Stanley, but I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I need to have a name and address of someone
that you would like to send flowers to wife.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, and what's your wife's name?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
So sus in Yonkers the fourth Street?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay and Yonkers got it. She's gonna get these in
twenty four hours, unless your niece Emma wants to personally
pick them up from us and hand deliver them to
your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The game begins in three two one.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You know your girlfriend, the one that you were gonna
meet privately, and instead your niece got the text.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I think personally, all of you guys are a piece
of work.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Emma, yeah, okay, he send them to your aunt. Stanley.
My name is Hollywood Hamilton. I'm I'm from k TU
Radio here in New York City.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You've been talking, Hold on, hold, give me a minute.
You've been talking to a person by the name of Marie,
as you know. But Marie doesn't work with a floral company.
She works with a radio station. And on that radio
station we do this bit called war the Roses. Emma,
where do you want to go from here?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's all I'm going to tell him. Okay, this is
this is totally on you to handle at this point.
Got it.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'll go Stanley, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I just wanted to let you know that I still know,
I still remember, and I'm still waiting.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
On what Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The keys?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
All right, all right, I'm hanging up the phone. I'm
gonna call you in a minute. You better be there, Okay,
I will be.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Alrighty one eight hundred two four five one oh three five.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He's hung up the phone. He's hung up. Emma, Hi, Hi,
I want.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
To punch her. I want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What are you talking about. I'm not the one who's cheating.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You're taking you know why, you should be doing the
right thing.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You should be going to your mom.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You should be going to your aunt, the two of
you going together with your mom, side by side, sticking
up for your aunt. Instead, you're keeping it quiet since
the summer for the cash for money, had a car.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean what, I have to get something out of this?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
No, you don't, a little criminal?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Little criminal?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, it's either one or the other, you know, keep
your mouth shut or go to your aunt, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But no, you've you've had for this aunt, Sarah. I
want to find her.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, six weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Eventually, all right, yeah, well you're on.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The radio now, so we're going to check back with
you in six weeks four, five, one, three five The
text if you like to read it in detail.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Bye, I want to punch her.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, So, who does not have a home security system yet?
You can get a free doorbell camera right now now,
just about every day when I do this, I wish
I had more than just forty, but that's all I have.
I have just enough for the first forty k T
listeners right now who doal pound two fifty and when
prompted say the keyword Hollywood. You'll get that free doorbell
(06:21):
camera that connects directly to your smartphone.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
With installation of your Slowman shield free.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And Sloans is going to give you that free customized
home security system when you use their low cost central
station monitoring system. So you're gonna get free professional installation
of an LED touchscreenpad, ten contacts, a backup battery, and
a service plan. Now, remember, if you're the first forty
k T listeners who call right now, you'll receive that
free doorbell camera that connects directly to your smartphone with
(06:48):
the installation of your Slowman shield free. Keep everything within
your home intact, and most importantly, keep your family safe.
Call my friends at Sloman's now noal pound two to
fifty and when prompted, say the keyword Hollywood.
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