WAR OF THE ROSES: The Pig

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So what if we showed up at your front door
with roses? Would you know who it is? You never
know who's going to show up at your house, which
is why Slomans is giving the first forty listeners right
now who dial pound two to fifty and say the
keyword Hollywood, a free doorbell camera with installation of your
Sloman's Shield.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Once you're connected to a.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Live representative, you're going to get that free doorbell camera
that connects directly to your smartphone with installation of your
Sloman's Shield. And Slomans is also giving you a free
customized home security system when you use their low cost
central station monitoring system.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So you're going to get.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Professional installation of your LED touchscreenpad, ten contacts, a backup battery,
and a service plan just by dialing pound two fifty
and say the keyword Hollywood. Be one of the first
forty listeners right now to dial pound two fifty and
say the keyword Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Call my friends at Sloman's.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now dial pound two fifty and say the keyword Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's all brought to you by our friends down there
at Sloman's Home Security System. I'm gonna give you, like
I do each and every morning, I'm gonna give you
a shot in just a minute for a complete and
total alarm system for the house. All you need to
do is use the Sloman's Security monitoring system.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's it. We'll talk about that in a few Uh,
don't forget. It's slowman's Ava. Say hi to Marie.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Hi, Marie, Hi Ava. What's happening, honey?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
What's going to hear this bizarre story?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I caught my husband sexting another woman. I confronted him
about it, and he wouldn't tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Sexting?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Sexting is like texting, but it's sex. It's a sexting
texting sexing.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Oh, I've never heard of sexting. Okay, I'm sorry, I've
never heard of that. Sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
It was horrifict He's sexting the woman who I've never met,
and I asked him what was going on, and he
wouldn't tell me. He just kept avoiding the question, and
I asked him over and over again, and eventually I
just threatened to leave him, and that's when he finally
told me that it's not a real person that he

(02:16):
was sexting with an AI.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
And a computer.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wow, it was an artificial intelligence apparently.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Text and I don't know what to believe. Like, I
don't really believe him that it was AI. I think
that's just another one of his excuses. He told me
it's this stupid website called markunga dot.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Net smark smarkun dot naga.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Wow, I'm gonna look this case.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm gonna look this up for me right now.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
All right, it was an artificial intelligence, girlfriend, and I
don't know what to believe.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, but where fantasy meets reality, dive into a world
of intriguing personality and interactive conversations with virtual companions designed
to cater to your unique tastes and preferences. For example,
Emily Bubbly an adventurous spirit with long, flowing auburn hair

(03:15):
and bright green eyes. She loves hiking and stargazing and
outdoor escapades.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Emily has a kink for role play.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
What the exactly, that's where it comes in. That's where
the AI.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now, because I've read the letter, apparently this spark Konka
whatever it's called. You you have an AI girlfriend, and
then the AI girlfriend can text you things that you
want to hear in order to fulfill some of your
fetishes and fantasies.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And that is creepy. Creepy is that? But it's a
big sight. It is a huge site. Ava.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
What is it that he wanted you to do that
he wasn't getting fulfilled from you after three years that
he would have to aren't an AI girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't know what it is that he wants. I
tried to give him everything for three years. I don't know.
He wouldn't tell me.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Yeah, it's gotta be something really freaky. Maybe Chloe. Chloe
is uh described as an artistic soul with vibrant purple hair, creativity.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I knew you'd like that.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
She's eccentric.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
My wife and I we went on this sparkunka whatever
it's called last night.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
My wife and I went on this thing last night.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
And now if you look down below, not only do
you get the texting, the sexting from this AI girlfriend,
but you get a whole you get the picture, you
get videos, So it makes adeo of your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So you're able to interact with a girl with an
AI girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
How real? Does that picture look like? How does that
whole nother level? Avy? Are you ready? We're calling him?
Are you ready for war the Roses?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah? I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
What's your husband's name?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
H Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Hunt?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
We're so, I know it's this is tough. What what's
what's what's your husband's name?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Joey?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
This is gonna be good. I got adopt to this guy. U.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Joey speaking Hi Joey. How
are you?

Speaker 6 (05:32):
My name's Marie. I'm calling from Redroses dot com. Uh
if I could just uh speak to you for just
a minute. I need to confirm some information because we
have some flowers coming your way.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Who's it coming from?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Uh? Well, I'll explain, they're coming from us.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
We get a list of names, and we picked yours today.
So you get a dozen long stem roses for free.
They come in a beautiful backer at Chris to Vas.
The vase is worth about five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like it's some sort of promotional deal.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Well, yeah, you know, this is just the promotional vehicle
that our company came up with. Is that you know,
we pick a name randomly, give them a call, give
them a dozen long stem roses, and in return for
those free flowers, you help us spread the word about
our business.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
So I don't even remember entering anything good. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, okay I could.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, that would be great.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
So now I can't send these roses to you directly.
You have to send them to somebody special in your
life and we'll attach a notes.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So yeah, absolutely, I'll send them to my wife Ava.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Oh nice, your wife Ava, What a beautiful name.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
She like them? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, you love your wife.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, she's great.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Three years three years now years.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Wow, that's awesome. Three years with somebody that great.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
So then and then when she gets the flowers, I
post about it.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
These flowers might bring a little spark back to the relationship.
What do you think maybe you guys can smoke a
little hookah? Huh yeah, got sparky. It's it's not hookahs.
Oh it's not a hookah. Oh, it's hunkah. Where you

(07:25):
can find your dream check Joey.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Listen to me, Joey, Joey. My name is Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm with a radio station called w k T. You
here in the city, and you're on something called war
the roses. This is a cheater show. Now, you sent
the roses to Ava. Your wife, Marie doesn't work with
this rose company. She works with this radio station. And
throughout the entire time that you were talking with you know, Marie,

(07:48):
I'm a real person. But A has been on the
phone the entire time, and uh, she's got some concerns.
So you might as well hear us out because you
got some problems and your wife's getting ready to.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Kate.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You're a liar and you know it. What conversation did
we just have last week?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
She's not buying the story.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
I am so done.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
With you now he Ava listen to me, Abas, slow down, Ava,
he sent the roses. Joey sent the roses to you.
There wasn't even any latency there, there was no lag time.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yep. She was trying to trap you and does this
same We do this thing called ward roses.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
We offered you a dozen red roses to send them
to somebody who sent them to your wife. She was
expecting a possibility of sending them to another woman. She
told us about the spark Honka dot net where you
have an AI girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh, oh my god, yes.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yes, I know you'll probably think it's not cheating. I
am one of those individuals that believe it is.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
What what?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Why do you find it necessary? If you love your
wife so much, why are you find it necessary to
do something like this?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I just.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is there anything?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Because she's getting ready to leave you, Joey, she's getting
ready to leave you. Is there anything you can say
or do or alter in order for that not to happen?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
What is it about the AI girlfriend? What is it?
Can you break it down for us?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
No? No, we went through this, we talked about it.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's just like a thing.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's just like No, No, it's not just a thing.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Listen to me. Listen to me, Joey.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
There's something about the AI girlfriend that gives you something
that your wife doesn't give you.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
What is right?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Maybe you're looking for something somewhere else other than your
wife who loves you and a committed relationship that you
have together. Has it become an addiction? You're kind of
caught up in it now and you don't know how
to stop.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Me. No, it's it's some.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
What is it? I said I wouldn't do it anymore,
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I guess we don't do that I like, and Sedlana
says things, what what what?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
What's the name?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
What?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
What? What was that? She's what? Is she Russian? She's Ukrainian?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I mean you could do a little roll plane exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Why wouldn't do that? I said, I wanted to be dominated,
and you just you're too nice.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
I'm too nice. Seriously, you you know, don't want to
do certain things.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
You know, be told that I'm the dirty little pig.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Sorry, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
And I do consider it cheating.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I agree with Ava.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I think it's absolutely disgusting that this is what he's
doing when he has an amazing wife at home. I
don't know why he needs this.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I loved here our listeners and what they think. One
eight hundred two four five one oh three five Do
you think it's cheating? Do you think it's a form
of cheating? Is this something you could live with as
a female. I know some of the guys out there,
I'll call immediately and say, yeah, I don't mind. I
want to be treated like a little dirty pig.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
But no, I think that he's cheating, and I don't
know what to do honestly.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay, all right, pig, what about you. Pig you there,
big big would He's a big joey. He wants you
like a pig. I'm gonna treat him like a big.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Well I think he'd like. I like to be treated
that way by a woman.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You already told her I wasn't gonna do it anymore, so.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're no longer hanging out with uh Spitlana.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's just a stupid thing, of course.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I I don't I don't believe him.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
One eight hundred two four five one oh three five
What do you think, dirty birdy, bad nasty boy.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I was a little much there.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, sorry, I kind of got carried away.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Or seven forty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
That was all as much seven in the morning. You
always make me smile.