Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen Pushing for Abrego Garcia

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from Woor Kelly Show. Another hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Chris just
tried to fool me again and tell me it was Thursday,
but he can't get one by me. We have an
incredible hour coming up. We'll get to some emails and

(00:20):
we'll talk about the state attorneys General. I'm upset about
that term in a little bit, but I want to
discuss something. There are some things in life that are
that are beneficial and harmful. I'll tell you one thing
about me. I have an obsessive personality that can be

(00:44):
a superpower sometimes and sometimes it can be awful, absolutely awful.
When I get on something whatever, that something happens to be,
I can't get away from it. Now. If that's something, well,
look the history stuff for the show. How do I

(01:06):
Why would I even come up with these subjects? How
do I dig into it? Well, I'll just find a
topic in some way. Maybe I'll read a reference to
it somewhere or an article about it, and it'll fascinate
me and I will go deep in and I will
obsess over it. I will read everything I can get

(01:27):
my hands on. I'll watch everything I can do I
want to know everything I possibly can know about it.
I'm supremely obsessed about it. Now that's good for the show, right,
You like that you liked it, I talk about it
that I learned about stuff. As far as the show goes,
it could be good. You know what I did on Sunday,

(01:49):
Not this last Sunday, the Sunday before, Remember I did
last week. I did a bunch of World War One stuff,
the Italian Campaign of World War One. You remember all
that stuff. On Sunday, we went to church, came home.
I think we went out to lunch, but I remember right.
We came home and then ab she wanted to do
some family stuff. She said, hey, why don't we play

(02:11):
a board game or something like that? And I'm usually
okay with that. Oh well, I love family stuff. It's
just board games or hit or miss. But I said, no,
I don't want to do that, said why not? I
need to do more World War One stuff. I have
these things. I have a bunch of different things I
want to read. I have like one hundred pages left

(02:33):
in my book, and I just flat out a band
in the family in the house for like three hours.
I'll see you guys A little while, and I just
closed myself in and just obsessed with it. Okay, so
our best things can be our worst things. Right. We've
talked many times before about communists and how good they
are at creating idols symbols for people. They're really, really

(02:59):
good good at it. They will hold somebody or something
up and they'll say, look at this person. This person
is the source of all of your problems. This is
the devil. This is the one you can blame. Donald
Trump's the perfect, perfect, perfect example. They have spent so
many years Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump's the devil,

(03:21):
Trump Trump, so many years, all over media, all over everything,
that now every single Democrat in the United States of
America believes Donald Trump is a Nazi. They just believe
the most insane things in the world that aren't even
close to based in reality. And you could pull up
a video right now and show your liberal and Peggy

(03:42):
that Donald Trump did not say Nazis were very fine people,
and she would still refuse to believe it because it
has been etched in stone in her mind that he
is the devil, he is the source of all her problems,
and whatever negative you can say about him is true.
That's it's Look, it's sick and it's wrong, but it's

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extremely effective if you're a political movement. Extremely effective because
what it does is it motivates people and it gives
them something to rally against it. There is a benefit
in getting people's eyes focused on something if it makes
them angry and motivates it. I use this example before,

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and it's true you've probably heard of this before. A
football coach Ohio State, my Ohio State Buckeyes, if they
lose to Michigan, which sadly they tend to do a lot. Now,
if they lose to Michigan, what does the weight room coach,
the strength and conditioning coach, he's known as what does
he play in the weight room? The entire offseason? A
continuous loop of the team losing to Michigan. Oh, you're

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thinking about what's set out on that last rep at
the squad rack? Look at the TV? Look at the TV.
Look how weak you were? You lost? You lost? You lost?
Michigan sucks. W Are you gonna let that happen? It
gives people something to focus on and be motivated by.
That's a fact. There's a benefit in that. It's why

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they do what they do, and they do the same thing,
holding up these idols, these symbols for people to worship.
You've seen it so many times. They did it to
great effect with George Floyd. George Floyd, it's so absurd
that I can't help but laugh about it. But I

(05:35):
really have to applaud the communists. They really did a
fantastic job. We all woke up one day when we
saw this video of this cop. He's on his back,
he's got his knee on there, and the dude is
sweaty and looks helpless and miserable, and it looks like
he's dying. And it created negative emotions and people. Initially,

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even if you didn't run to social media and say
something dumb, it didn't look great. But it didn't exactly
take a lot of digging to figure out, this is
a really bad guy. This is a criminal, hurts women.
This is a bad guy and a lifelong bad guy,

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a bad guy everywhere he went, a bad human being
and died of a drug overdose. And the cop did
not kill him. He died of a drug overdose. There
are still, to this day multiple statues of George Floyd
in different cities across the United States of America. He

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had how many funerals, Chris were there? Four of them?
He had four different funerals. I live in Houston, Yeah,
I believe he was originally from here. Something like that.
He had a funeral procession in Houston. It's all across
the country. They gave something for other communists to rally around.

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Look at this, Look at this symbol. This is a
symbol of the right of all that's evil, that cops
are bad, of America's racism. Look at George, Look at George.
It's ridiculous. These symbols are ridiculous, and in fact, we'll
get to one in a little while. These symbols are ridiculous,
They're crazy. They don't make any sense to anybody who's
logical in things through things, but they are extremely effective.

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But your greatest strength can become your greatest weakness. Trump
deported an MS thirteen gang member, not an American citizen,
a man who had a sitting deportation order. American Democrats

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and members of the media have decided that this human being,
he is their new symbol. They will get people to
rally around. And the problem with that is if you
choose the wrong symbol, it can have the opposite effect

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of what you're looking for. I'm going to play you
a couple of different things. The first thing I'm going
to play you this is Senator Chris van Holland, Democrat.
He flew down to L Salvador today. He announced yesterday
he was going to do it. Today. He flew down
to El Salvador to try to get a meeting with L.

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Salvador's president so he could pick this MS thirteen gang
member up and bring him back into the United States
of America.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just landed at the airport in San Salvador a
little while ago. I'm now en route into the city,
looking forward to meeting with the team from the American Embassy.
After that, I hope to meet with some high level
government officials from El Salvador.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
As I've said before, the goal of my.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Visit is to talk to people here about the release
of Kilmar of Grego Garcia. I told his wife and
his family I would do everything possible to bring him home.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
How effective has this campaign been? Because this has been
what has it been two weeks now? The American media
can't stop asking about it. Judges keep trying to bring
him back. Everybody keeps trying to bring back the MS
thirteen gang member into the country. Well, here's how it's working.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
To NBC News, there's a growing number of voters who
are identifying with the MAGA movement. From January twenty twenty four,
it was twenty percent, March twenty twenty five, it is
thirty six percent. So we're actually seeing the country kind
of moving in these opposite directions. Lots of fire and
energy on the left, but on the right. More and

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more Americans are comfortable saying I'm maga.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Donald Trump is one hundred days into his present and
see this should be the end of the honeymoon phase.
And he's more popular now than he was the day
he was sworn in, and Democrats have dedicated two straight
weeks to defending an MS thirteen gang member. Sometimes the
ability to create a symbol for people to rally around,

(10:18):
well it can kill you if you pick the wrong one. Oopsie.
A couple more things on that than emails. Next I've
got on that email, y'all.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday, I'll
hope today reminding you you can download the whole show
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Speaker 1 (10:41):
You can email the show at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So after I'm done doing what I'm about to do,
we're gonna move on and we're gonna do some emails
and move off of this. But what I'm about to
do is heavy. Okay, it's heavy. It is because of
what happened at the White House during the press conference today.
So I played for you right before we went into

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the break. United States Senator from Maryland, Chris van Holland,
he's been ranting and raving for two three days about
the MS thirteen gang member that got deported and how
he wants him back home. This is the communist's new symbol.
This is what they're rallying everybody around the gang member. Okay,
that's all. That's bad enough, all that's gross enough. You

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probably maybe you remember the story of Rachel Morin. Rachel
Moran was a mother. She went out for a jog
in Maryland one day, had a boyfriend who finally reported
she never came back. And look, if you're a woman

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just going off the women I talked to, this is
on the short list for what's your nightmare? Right, what's
your nightmare? This is one of those things that's on
the in the back of the mind of every woman
who's ever lived. Right, what if you are alone in
a violent evil man gets his hands on you and

(12:16):
Rachel Moran lived it. A monster and illegal who shouldn't
have been in the country got a hold of her,
dragged her alive after he attacked her, dragged her deeper
into the woods. You can use your imagination. She did

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not die quickly. It was not pleasant. Well, it doesn't
matter the age of your daughter, your child. No parent
ever wants to bury their child. And I can only imagine,
and I hope I will only ever be able to imagine.
But I can only imagine burying your child is bad enough.

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But how many times would you replay in your head
if your child died like this, what they went through
before they died, right, how many times would you have
that look? Recently, I lost my father, As you know,
I've talked about it before. I'll tell you, just being

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very honest, I've had moments where one I'm glad he
went in his sleep, but two, I hope he didn't
wake up right beforehand or something, right. I just hope that.
And I know that's dumb. Maybe it's dumb to think
like that. But I hope, I hope it was just
went to sleep and that was it, right. I hope
he didn't wake up and was in pain or scared
or something. That's my dad. What if it was your daughter?

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So Caroline Levitt brought Patty Morian Rachel's mother, the young
lady who was killed, assaulted and killed, brought her mother
in to the press conference today and she spoke for
a little while.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
But man, here she was to have a senator from
Maryland who didn't even acknowledge or barely acknowledged my daughter
and the brutal death that she endured, leaving her five
children without a mother and now a grand baby without

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a grandmother, so that he can use my taxpayer money
to fly to El Salvador to bring back someone that's
not even an American citizen. Why does that person have
more right than I do, or my daughter or my grandchildren.

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I don't understand this.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
It should be noted in case you're wondering how committed
the Communists are to their new symbol. Remember they've decided
this man's the symbol. Everyone worship him, everyone rally around him.
It's being reported by the White House's very own Stephen
Chung that CNN and MSNBC cut away from the press

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conference when this mother was speaking so highly invested and
protecting illegals that they cut away from the press conference
while this mom was that's look, we are dealing with evil, Okay,
now good and bad. We are dealing with evil here.

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There are demonic forces at work on this planet, and
then most definitely are at work inside of this country.
But this is what we're up against. And my heart
breaks for that woman for a variety of reasons, not
just the obvious ones, but the last part of it.
When you can tell, I mean, she's probably not a

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highly political person. You can tell she's like, I don't
understand this. I don't understand. It can be so hard
for normies. It can be so hard for them to
grasp how deeply evil the modern Democrat Party is. It's
hard even for people like you, like me, it can

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be hard to accept that we share a country with
some really evil human beings, genuinely deeply evil people. It's
a lot to think about. I'm gonna move off it.
I'm gonna do some emails. Let's laugh at a little bit,
or talk about whatever's on your mind. I want to

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move off it. We'll get back to Letitia James getting
potentially busted. Before we do that, I got to see mail.
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(17:10):
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tonight it's the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn it off, Chris,
Just turn off that sorry music. I don't want to
hear it anymore on the show. Remember we read your

(18:19):
emails here on the show. Chris reads them all. I
read the ones that don't suck. Let's move on to these, Jesse.
I really enjoyed your discussion the other night about how
we have fagins all over the place worming their way
into seats of power. It was highly intellectual and maybe
the most brilliant radio I've ever heard. Along the same lines,
could you please explain one more time the significance of

(18:41):
caucuses in Congress. I have five sons, three of whom
are teenagers. I think would benefit from that important civics lesson. Thanks,
he says, his name is Jonathan. Well again, let's just
rewind really quickly. You remember Lynda Fagan. She was the
Commandant of the Coast Guard. I bring up her name

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because remember the commandant is the top dog, the top dog,
the top dog of the Coast Guard by the Gray Scott.
She was just let go two or three days ago.
This is what she cared about.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the
Coastguard Academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the
diversity that I see coming through the academy my daughter.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
And there are fagins everywhere in this country now, top
to bottom. There throughout the government, every single portion of
the chain at command has fagins in it. The FBI,
did you know this. You want to hear a frightening
stat You know, Christopher Wray bragged that forty percent of

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the FBI they're new employees that came under his watch.
Those are all fagons, you know, they are richerally, every
one of them is a fagon. We have a lot
of work to do now. That brings me to your
point about the caucauses. Here's how Congress works. Because we

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hear about this caucus or that caucus, the Black Caucus
or the Freedom Caucus, or here's how it works in Congress.
It's not enough to go there and be one really
loud voice. What matters is how big your caucus is.
That's what matters. If it's just you, you don't have

(20:38):
any real power because you're not a voting block. Remember
a caucus, that's the portion of people who generally vote
with you where they can count on you. If there's
one good person there, that's not a big enough caucus,
that's a tiny caucus. He's not going to be able
to do anything with that. When you find when we

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you and me, when we send groups of good people
back to Congress, what happens is our caucus grows. And
once our caucus grows, then we can inflict pain on
the losers on the other side. The bigger our caucus,
the more pain they have to go through. Congress is

(21:20):
a caucus measuring contest and for the longest time, if
you want to feel good about something, for the longest time,
we didn't get this at all, and so we'd send
this guy but no help, and this guy but no help,
and this girl but no help. We finally came up
with the Freedom Caucus, which started small, and then over

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time it started to grow and grow and grow and grow.
Now the Freedom Caucus stands tall. It needs to be
even bigger than it is now. Congress is about the
size of your caucus. We we have been out now
voted because the rhino loser establishment types in Washington, d C.

(22:05):
They have had the largest caucus for a long time.
Their caucus is shrinking. Their caucus is shriveling up while
ours is growing. Feel good about that. Yes, we still
have all kinds of traders in the House of Representative Representatives.
It's shrinking in the In the Senate, the evil, the
evil caucus, it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller.

(22:30):
If we can manage to run John Cornan out of
the United States Senate next year, and we have an
opportunity to do so, that will really really shrivel up
the evil GOP caucus in the Senate Congress is a
caucus measuring contest period, Jesse, I see a lot of
people on the right saying we should have no problem

(22:51):
giving trials and due process for all the illegals like
the Maryland man, since it should be easy to prove
in court they're illegal and to port the maps. How
do you recommend discussing due process for illegals with normis
slash rhinos. His name is Daniel. Well, Okay, first, let's

(23:13):
remember if I if I I take over guarding your
home and I spend my first night, bringing in thirty
of the most vicious gang members I can find. I
bring them on purpose into your home. What do you

(23:35):
need the next day? The next day, you need all
thirty of them out immediately. What you don't need, and
in fact, what you cannot afford, is well, look, we're
gonna work on it. We can't do it all at once.
Look there's there's a right way. We want to make

(23:55):
sure we're doing this the right way. We don't want
to do it the wrong way. That's not who we are.
Let's slow down, do it the right way. We cannot
defeat American communism. If we are going to use our
own rules against ourselves, our own values against ourselves, if
we're going to allow them to use our values against us,

(24:16):
we will not win. We will fail. If the bar
If the Demons and the Democrat Party are going to
bring in twenty million barbarians in four years, and then
the right is going to sit and twist itself up
into knots about the due process of this illegal or
that illegal, we will lose. Period. And look, whatever argument

(24:37):
you email in, I will disregard it because it's wrong.
It's a fact. Because you will email in something like well,
what about this part of the constitution. No, you don't understand.
Whatever your argument is against what I just said, it
doesn't change this fact. If we are going to be
slowed down deporting the barbarians that they bring in, we

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will lose. We will there's no saving the United States
of America. If we're going to do it that way,
you cannot do it. They bring in twenty million people,
they fly them in, they bust them in, they pay
for them to stay here, and then we get elected.
And wow, I mean, did this guy get enough due process?
I know he wasn't a citizen, but I'm really not

(25:23):
comfortable where we sent him by. We did it too fast,
and we would we can't win. And maybe maybe you
would argue that it's not right. Look, I'm not actually
arguing that. Okay, maybe maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
I'm not telling you you're crazy for that. Maybe you
argue that it's not constitutional, maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong.
I would argue with that, but maybe you're right, maybe
you're wrong. That's not what I'm saying. What I am

(25:46):
saying is whatever reason you use to justify slowing down
deporting illegals we've lost. If that's what we're going to do,
we've lost. And this is why the communists have been
so successful tearing through this country because they don't touch

(26:07):
the breaks. They got elected because they had a doddering
old fool in the White House and there were no breaks.
They've found themselves using your money to create a downloadable
app so illegals could schedule their illegal entry into the
United States of America. Democrats are so evil they use

(26:31):
your money for an app like that. If we are
going to try to combat that level of evil the
right way, we will lose. Winning against that level of
evil is all that matters. The people who are here
must be gone. What's the process? Hey, are you a citizen?

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You're not? Goodbye? Well? What if you send them to
the wrong country? Tough? Well what if he has to
go to prison first than El Salvador? Tough? I don't care.
I don't care about the sob story of the person
who violated my country's immigration laws. I don't care if
there's a screw up along the way you realize that.

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I don't care. Oh, you accidentally sent him to Mozambique
when he's actually from Bangladesh. Whep hop on a boat,
my friend, and have a nice sale. That sounds like
a whole lot of not my problem, goodbye. Let that
be a in fact, I want to be on the
record here. I'm, in fact the supporter of deporting them

(27:33):
to the wrong country. So then you have to figure
out how to get back to the correct country. You've
already proven you're more than willing to cross borders illegally.
Maybe that's too far, or maybe I'm the one who
understands how to win more emails? Next? Is he smarter
than everyone? You know? Jesse Kelly shall on a Wednesday,

(27:56):
I'm officially screwed up. I don't even know what day
it is. You know what, I'm not even gonna give
out the day anymore. I've now referenced it as Tuesday
to open the show, which is incorrect. I then switched
to Wednesday. Jewish producer Chris messed me up and said
it was Thursday on purpose. Now I'm lost. I don't know.
We're during the week. I know that because we're doing
a show, so it's at some point during the week

(28:17):
what day it is? Who actually knows? We will get
to Latitia James and her legal troubles here and a
few I want to do some emails and some other things.
I did see this story out of the New York Post.
The US yacht industry has been thrown into turmoil by
tariffs in crew crackdowns. Quote, my client is canceling his order.

(28:37):
You know what. I'm canceling my yacht order too. What, Chris,
I decided, I'm not getting my yacht anymore. I had
this big one plan too, I had what, I had
all these plans for it, Chris. I was gonna get
one of those ones with a swimming pool. Have you
seen those? I saw one the other. How big is it?

(28:59):
I'm still just a I mean, I don't know. I haven't
put any I haven't put a pen to paper yet
on it. Really it's in the design phase. It's more
in more of the design phase. And I've got a
lot of stuff on there. I've got a cost of
fortune to store it. I'll find somebody. How hard can
it be? Look, here's what you can do. Haven't you

(29:19):
ever seen the movies? Ever seen that James Bond movie Skyfall? Well,
it's a sweet movie. One. Two. They go to this
abandoned island where there's all these old apartment buildings. I
read something on it once. This is a long time ago,
and I didn't do any research for the show, as
per usual, so I can't come up with it. But
that island is real, Like that wasn't just part of

(29:41):
the movie. There's abandoned islands like that everywhere. You don't
have to pay for storage, find an abandoned island and
just anchor it off of there. What, Chris, how am
I going to get back to the mainland. I'm glad
you asked. This is another idea I have for my yacht.

(30:02):
I have you obviously know what jet skis are. Okay,
So here's what I've got on my yacht. They're these
tubes almost like torpedo tubes in the front of the boat,
but they're large torpedo tubes. Okay. Have you ever seen

(30:23):
the little things the navy CEOs use when they go underwater.
It's like these little underground submarines and things like that.
You've never seen the movies? Oh yeah, you have, Okay, Okay,
they're these little I mean, you can fit a couple
of dudes in this thing. I'm gonna have these on
my yacht and they're going to launch out of the
front and I'm gonna take a submarine wherever I go.

(30:47):
What what, how am I gonna get back? I'm not
gonna just leave the submarine, man, I'm gonna park the submarines.
When I get back, I'm gonna go and get back
in my No, I'm not going to pay docking fees
for the submarine. It's under the water. I'm going to
pull up to one of those I've always I've always

(31:08):
dreamt of this. I've always wanted to be on a
boat and pull the boat up to a restaurant that's
on the water. There's this place here in the Houston
area that No, it's not top water. What's this place
called Pier six? Pier six, It's called Pier six in

(31:29):
the Houston area. It's delicious, right, it's delicious. Anyway, what Corey,
you've heard of it? What? What's Corey saying over there?
I know it's expensive. I was talking to I thought
I was talking to Cory, not Chris. I realized it's expensive. Whatever. Anyway,
the place is on a pier and we've never actually
taken a boat there. We just drive, but people take

(31:51):
boats up to it. Anyway, I'm going to take my submarine.
I'm going to park it underneath the water outside of
a restaurant. No docking fees. People can go above or below.
That's fine. When I'm done, I scuba dive back down
to my submarine. Take it out to my yacht. Anyway,

(32:12):
some to think about. Loud bang in a giant fireball.
A United flight returns to Denver after a rabbit strike
ignites the engine during takeoff. So you know what I've
said to you many many times before that I want

(32:35):
you and me, I want us always to have our
own minds. Don't take whatever anybody says. Anybody doesn't matter
who it is, trump me, anybody, don't ever take it
as gospel. You use your mind, think it through, figure

(32:55):
it out if it makes sense to you. So I'm
pretty familiar with rabbits. I used to go rabbit hunting
with my dad. I had rabbits tearing up my yard once,
and I went and got a pellet gun and took
care of the problem. Let's just put it that way.

(33:16):
So I'm very, very familiar with rabbits. Chris said, do
they taste good? No, I've never thought rabbit meat was
very good, and we always had to eat it. Whenever
my dad killed rabbits, he'd come home and we'd had
to have rabbit stew. I never liked it either way.
They don't taste good, but whatever, you can survive on them.
I'm pretty familiar with rabbits. I would like to know

(33:40):
how exactly your rabbit jumped up into a jet engine
that doesn't wash, That doesn't Chris said during takeoff? Okay,
so is the rabbit? Does he have extra leaping ability
during takeoff? Chris? I mean, look at I could put

(34:02):
a hundred rabbits around a commercial airliner and they're never
going to reach the necessary height to get into the engine.
That doesn't say it was rabbit lebron. Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense, Chris, It doesn't make any sense. Uh.
You know what this? Do you smell that? That smells

(34:24):
like something that's not true? Whatever that is that's not true.
Someone's a dirty liar.

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