02/18/2025 - Plane Crashes, HOOCH, and Methadone Missy

What caused the Delta flight to flip upside down in Toronto, and are drones to blame for other recent crashes?

Was the new Captain America movie worth the hype, or did "Heart Eyes" miss the mark? Find out which movies to skip and which ones are surprisingly funny.

A woman named Missy is married but is still looking for love. She wants KiddChris to help her out! Country Feff wants to make a cooking show! KiddChris wants to go on ‘Shark Tank’ to pitch “Country Jeff’s Prison Hooch”

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen in a public restroom? One caller shares a shocking story about a dead body!!!!!!  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got something to say, but the show ain't on called
The Kid Chris Show After Hours at five one three
eight one three seventy nine, seventy nine, five one three
eight one three seventy nine, seventy nine, WUEBN this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, we were off yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
So man, what a a lot has happened in the
past three days, Christopher.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Nothing more scary than that plane that was slipped upside
down and just a little teas.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I will be talking about that in my news Okay,
so we will dive deep into that thing. There's a
lot to get to.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
They survived, I know, Jesus christ I went and saw
uh well over the weekend. Everybody was trashing a new
Captain America movie, but it's number one that made over
one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, but there's nothing to compete with that. Everything else sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah. I went and saw that Heart Eyes movie with
my daughters. Yeah, that's a creepy ass movie.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Zero out of ten. That movie sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, it was. It was weird, and.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That's what I'm saying, Like in America's up against that,
so of course it's going to do really well.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And that was weird and like right when you thought
it was over and I was like ready to leave,
it kept going. I'm like, God was not in a
good way. Oh, it was like, God, enough of this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
My husband was very adamant about going to see that,
and I'm like, fine, even though I knew it was
gonna be dorky.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, well, I thought I was excited to see it
because my daughter wanted to see it and she likes
going to see these horror movies. But it wasn't. I mean,
the idea was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
But the idea was there, it just wasn't executed very
well at all.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
They tried to They tried to be like they tried
to give the Swervia different ways and all that. And
I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
The tone is weird because there's like a rom com
going on and then you've got like this horror film
and and it just try to be funny.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, and it wasn't fun.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I didn't laugh once. No, they it was just weird.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
And after I saw The Terrifier with my daughter, that
one was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've never seen that one.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, that one was funny, but it was very very gory,
and I was worried that this one is going to
have a lot of nudity and gore in it. But
there was some gore, but it was corny.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
There was like a weird sex scene, but other than that,
there's no nudity. And the gore wasn't too bad.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It just wasn't like when the girl got crushed and
she exploded it, it looks stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh now that's given me nightmare about that. Yeah, she's
like sitting in this machine. Andy knew she was going
to get crushed, and I'm like, they're not going to
show this, are they? Yeah, of courst they did, and
I was like, oh no, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was too The build up was too much there.
It was kind of like it would have been better
if they didn't show it, you know what I mean.
So you would have been like, oh.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, yeah, you know, it's like just don't go see it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, it wasn't. I mean, and the way it ended,
you're like.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
What right, It's just like they were trying too hard.
My husband did see Captain America last Thursday when it
came out, and he's like, it wasn't my favorite. It
wasn't bad, but it's just whatever I saw the first
one great again?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Please the first one years ago. Obviously, I saw that guy.
I was on a vacation in UH at the Boca
Raton Resort.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh fancy, that was years.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ago and they've ruined that place anyway, so uh and
he was there, the first dude that played that. Oh
okay and uh And I forgot his name, but I
recognized him.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm like, I know that guy, the og actor for
Captain America.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, but I only knew him from UH. I knew
him from Captain America, but I knew him. I recognized
him from UH. He was in a not an or
just another teenage movie it was called or whatever. That's
where I recognized him.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Chris Evan, Yeah, yeah, I saw the Google. I was
driving nuts.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
He walked by our table. I'm all like, oh, I
know that guy. And I didn't realize I knew he
was in Captain America. Yeah, after I looked him up
in not Another Team or just another teenage movie or whatever.
But I was like, God, oh, that's why he's Captain America.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Many women would have killed to be in your place
at that time.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah. Yeah, that was Now.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Did you watch any of the SNL stuff?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
No? I didn't. On Sunday I missed that because I
wanted to fast forward because there's a lot of stuff
about that I won't want and I don't want to
watch because I want to watch funny. I don't want
to watch politics. Yeah it's okay, but you know, I
didn't watch that much. I did watch the I wasn't
going to watch it, but I got wrapped up in it.

(04:21):
Was the oj Simpson thing on Netflix. I watched that,
the docu series, and it was really really good. There's
a lot of stuff that I did not know. And
I watched the whole thing yep, when it was going
on live.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
My husband got into that and he goes, I feel
like I could have solved this case. I'm like, says
every single person.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, they left a lot of stuff out of the case,
and also they did explain why they I mean that
Mark Furman guy was a bad dude. Oh yeah, and
when you have a bad dude that's a crooked cop.
Yeah he can't really you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, I didn't get into that. Over the weekend. Yesterday,
I did watch the Gabby Potito.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I want to watch it, Henry.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
It's really quick. It's only three episodes each one about
thirty five forty minutes, and uh yeah, you just feel
horrible for her family and his family is definitely guilty.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh my god, you know that was worse when that
was going on, when when they were kind of hiding him,
and absolutely, yeah, of course, why why did they now
get in trouble the day.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
That's the thing. Nobody knows. It's like they got off free.
Nothing happened to them. And the day that she went missing,
he was on a fifty minute phone call with his mom.
Then they got an attorney right away, So everything is
just really sketchy. Yeah right, So yeah, how did they
not get any jail time for hiding him and knowing
about everything? And they claim that they didn't know anything

(05:51):
was going on.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And now that this dark case, now this is out,
they're just going to start getting harrassed like crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, And I remember when all that was
going on.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
That wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It really wasn't back in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
God, these things come out so fast now.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I know, I was surprised that it was already out.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, and then you know, they come out and you go, oh,
I remember that, you know, you know what I mean.
It's like we forgot that girl's name. You see her face,
you go oh yeah, and then you go oh yeah.
Her name was Gabby.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I remember her. She was so young, twenty two years
old that there no not me.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I got to relabel these. I can't see the buttons anymore.
Here we go, We'll do that to you. No, look
they're faded from hitting the buttons. Okay, do I need
to shut Okay, I'll take a picture.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Do you work on that over there? We're going to
talk about another plane crash? Dude? Why are we talking
about plane crashes this much?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm going on a plane on Friday.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I leave in a couple of weeks. Are you worried about.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Flying at this point in my life? If it goes
directly into the concrete, I'd be fine with it.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's like, what are you going to do exactly? There's
nothing you can do about it. You just have to
hope for the best.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
As a matter of fact, maybe I'll just do it myself.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Ohop, so making the headlines in Toronto this time?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
On Monday at Delta Airline, regional jet with eighty people
on board, including four of the crew members, had flipped
upside down.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
How do you get on a plane with just eighty people.
Whenever I go on these plane rideser's like it's overbooked
and they're asking people to get off.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I feel like eighty is the average?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
What? No, way not when I'm on these planes.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't know. I feel like when I get on.
I mean, this sounds about right either way. Eighty people.
Looking at the videos and pics, this thing was belly up, yeah,
on a snow covered tarmac, which is just wild to see.
It looks like something out of a movie.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, why didn't they plow that thing? It must be Cincinnati,
but their plows are just blowing it off.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Same thing in Toronto. Offishers are saying that the hard
landing had left passengers hanging upside down like bats.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well they have the seatbelts on.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh my god, that is terrifying to even think about.
So the passengers described the scene as complete mass chaos,
and they were all just trying to get themselves unlocked
and out of the plane as fast as they could.
So in videos you can see that they were all
being helped out by the planes. The They were all
getting helped off the plane by the airport staff, and

(08:25):
some of them were just running away as fast as
they could, because I guess the thing kind of blew
up after.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
You know, if you're even if I was a staff member,
I'd be like title with everybody else, I'm running away.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
You gotta save yourself in that situation.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm out of here?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Who cares? I'm not coming back to work.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Do you think these people can sue the airline, because hello,
I would.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, Well the airline has insurance for all that stuff,
so they, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Get your money, get whatever you can out of this.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, because you're probably never gonna fly again.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh not a really long time those So it's being
called a miracle because all eighty people on board survived. Now,
eighteen of them had to go to the hospital. A
few of them have already been released, but three of
them are still in critical condition. One of them includes
a child.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
So a couple of the runways at the airport in
Toronto are closed right now, and they still don't know
what causes. They're going to be investigating for a bit.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
The scariest thing is seen that it's upside down.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh my god, it's so weird looking like am I
seeing this?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Did everybody survive are they?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean that is different like these other planes that
are like just plummeting out of the sky. It makes
you wonder are they bumping into drones or something.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I don't know, you bump into a drone, I can't
imagine that it would cause a big crash.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Sure can because plans on how big though they run
into birds and stuff, they have problems. They burn out
the engines and stuff. So if you smash into a drone.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, but those things are tested out.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I know people that work at GE and they have
to test out everything, like throwing the birds in there
to make sure that it doesn't affect it. They can
still keep flying.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, I know, but they if you smash into a drone,
that's not just like a flesh Yeah, that's mechanical.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know. I guess it depends on the size
of the plane too, right.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
So yeah, no it planes that that like that one
in flying out of Philadelphia wasn't a gigantic plane. That
was a smaller plane.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh that was just a little guy that had six
people on board, like a medical helicopter or something.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, so that thing, if it bumped into a drone.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh then it's over.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah. So it makes you wonder too if it was
a drone and you're like some kid but playing around
with a drone. You're like, oh, oh that was me. Yeah,
you're sitting in class, you have that weird, like hot feeling,
You're like, oh man, that was me.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Your stomach's turning. And if I remember, earlier this month
they had that plane crash in Alaska. Ten people were
killed there. Yeah yeah, and of course earlier this year
the one in DC that killed sixty seven. I'm like, dude,
we are talking about plane crash is way too much.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah. I'm only flying to Philly though, so to see
a hockey game. So Phoenix, if it happens after the game,
that's fine. At least you'll see your I want to
see a game, and at least see a win too.
They're having a rough go so after a win?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Is that what you're going to Philly is just for
a hockey game? Stuff going on?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, my friend Josie's retiring. Oh yeah, yeah, so I'm
going to see him, and I like to go to
see the hockey games. I went a couple of years
ago too, And you know.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Can you get a pick with that gritty dude mascot.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I'm not going to see that stupid mascot.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Stupid, He's cool.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm going to see uh yeah, so Josie, I'll see
Blake from sales to really yes and uh, you got.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
To get a selfie with Blake. I've never seen him before.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I have a he sends me nude pictures. You want
to see a nude picture?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Y'all are nasty, straight up nasty. This is sports, let's say.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
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Speaker 2 (12:04):
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Speaker 3 (12:09):
You have what president?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Did you? Uh? Did you honor yesterday? Uh? Millard Fillmore? No,
the presidents of the United States a band. They sing
that song Gump who the President's the United States? They
were a band out of Seattle. They sing a song
called Lump and Peaches.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Is this for real, Christopher?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, you don't remember the song millions of Peaches Peaches
for me? Or She's Lump, She's lump, She's She's in
my head. You don't remember that song. Sorry, President the Bengals. No,
he doesn't tell us right here.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
The Bengals are hoping to pull off an ambitious and
expensive off season now as they willem now to try
to get the trio of stars under new deals. The
tag window opens today four o'clock. Likely the Bengals will
tag Ta Higger for a second straight year.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
This time.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
He'll make twenty six million dollars this season.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And they have left over until they.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Get a until they get a new hopefully get a
new deal by March the fourth.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh, he's gonna begging for change outside the stadium. I
saw him down there the other day. I gave him
a five bucks.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Workouts continue today for our Red Legs and Goodyear Arizona.
Saturday the Cactus League opener against Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Let's see.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
The Washington Nationals are nearing a deal to sign former
Reds pitcher Lucas Simms, Mets right hander and former Red
Frankie Montas has a high grain lat strain. I hate
when that happens. He is likely to be shut down
until at least May. He just signed a two year,
thirty four million dollar deal in New York in the offseason.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Good luck to him.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Ye days still opening day, by the way.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
College baseball, the Cincinnati Bearcats, after taking two or three
in their season opening upset series against number eleven Duke
Rade twenty fifth in the nation this week in the
NCAA Division One Baseball poll twenty fifth, twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Is it even twenty five teams? Yeah, there's plenty of them.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
College basketball Tonight, Big East play at Centa Center, Butler
Bulldogs in town to meet the Xavier Musketeers at eight.
That freemantle of the Musketeers the Big East Conference player
of the week, averaging twenty one points and victories over
Providence in DePaul. Also tonight, Miami was upset by Western
Michigan over the weekend. They play at Eastern Michigan tonight.

(14:26):
Those Red Hawks still in search of that number twenty
win of the season. Soccer FC Cincinnati making things official yesterday,
signing star midfielder At Vander with record cash for a
player trade in the MLS of twelve million dollars from
the Portland Timbers fifteen goals last season. Evander debut Saturday
in the MLS opener for FC Cincinnati against those New

(14:49):
York City Red.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Bulls going to be like twenty five ye.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
FC Cincinnati meets FC Montagua tomorrow night in the first
round of the CONCACAFF Championship Series in Hondu, US Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Are you.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You know where that is, Honduras? Yeah, it's right outside
the west side.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Trying to watch that hockey tonight in the in the
Four Nations face off Championship tomorrow night, United States the Canada.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Let's go, you know, watch that the other Do you
watch it the other night?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't watch.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Nine seconds into the game they had Yes, it was
like it was like the old w h A.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
It was awesome because you could be fighting a guy
that's actually on your team in the NFL.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
I'm watching it last night and there's guys like teammates
checking each other big time, and I'm going, hey, man,
we're gonna be you sit next to this guy in
the lock or what for eighty games the season he's busted.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, you're clocked in though?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
What seg What did you think about them booing during
the anthem?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Whatever?

Speaker 6 (15:48):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
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Speaker 7 (16:14):
It's time to teach you once again the simple instructions
on how to call a radio show. First, tell us
your name and keep your radio down.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
If the host gets your.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Name wrong, move on. No one cares who you are anyway.
What's up, Keith?

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Really?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay? Second, don't swear?

Speaker 7 (16:31):
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Speaker 5 (16:32):
Can't some of the bird?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
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Speaker 2 (16:51):
Thank you. Oh that's a very nice riddle around here.
You can call though, you can call and be a
part of the action at five, one, three, seven, four
nine seven. Today is doctor Dre's birthday the dri I
like that, dude. Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
He is uh guilty. Well, it depends on what what
do you think? What do you think he did? I
think everybody in Hollywood is guilty at this point.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Do you think he went to P Diddy parties?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
We'll see. This is going to take years.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Okay, what about this? Then? If you think he's guilty
of that, I've always said this, it's her birthday today,
Yoko Ono.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
All right, we know your thoughts on yok No.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't think she I'm not gonna come out and
say straight up guilty. It's yogo Ono's birthday today. But whenever, look,
I'm watching up forensic files and all these other crime
docs that when a significant other is a gunned down
or mysteriously shot or killed or whatever, who's the first
person her in and they show the grainy footage of

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them in that little room by themselves.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, you always bring in the spouse, the boyfriend, the girlfriend, whoever.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I would think that somebody who would have an interest
in the fortune of John Lennon would be the spouse,
who had zero talent whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
She landed him though, so Obviously she was doing something right.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I guess, but now she reigns over the anything John.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Lennon all the finance is good for her.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
So that seems like she would have an interest in that.
And all of a sudden he's gunned down in the
street while she's walking with him.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And I never know what happened behind closed doors either.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Nobody asked her any questions.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Very ironic. How does she not get questioned to me?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Because as soon as Gabby Petito that little document yeah,
little documentary on Netflix. As soon as she went missing,
who's the first person they.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Look at him?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Her boyfriend, right, who's the one that killed her? The boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Right? Yeah? Yo, go oh no, was just like, yeah,
I don know, some guy ran up and shot.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
That dude, Like I don't came out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, So I'm gonna go in my apartment. I'll see
you guys later.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Shopping spree.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah. Now, anytime the Beatles make some kind of business decision,
they got to call her up.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
So do you think that she's still getting paid all
the songs that they're putting out anything? They just got
that Grammy.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Anything Beatles related. I don't know about the music side
of it. How much of the music side, because I
know Michael Jackson's estate owns the Beatles catalog. I mean
maybe the newer music, like you know they got that
Grammy for that New Beatles song. I think, you know
that's that's evolving involving them. But I think anything involving

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the merch and all that stuff, it all goes to
her and anything John Lennon, like his image and all
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I just looked up her age. She's ninety two years old. Now,
who who gets the money when she kills over.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Sean Sean Lennon and Julia or a Julian Lennon who
is his son from his first marriage to Cynthia Lennon.
Yoko basically had Cynthia and Julian cut out of his life.
Oh my god, crazy, and nobody asked questions.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Like I said, she's doing something right to have full
power like that.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, And if you did, if you go back and
watch any performances where he's up on stage, he forced her.
She forced herself on into every performance with John Lennon.
He'd be up there singing you know any song, imagine
know the people, and she's in the background going.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Women run the world. I tell you what power over everybody.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
See, rappers don't put up with that.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
We see what rappers do, how they handle that. We've
seen too many videos lately, too much of the Diddy Dirt.
I did watch a little bit of that on Netflix,
also Didy Dog stuff. He's sick a collar.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You're on the air.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Hello, Hello, Chris, Chris. My name is Missy.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I love you so much. I love your show and
I just wanted to tell you that. Like, I'm a
middle aged menopausal woman and it's been years since I've
gotten any and I'm so sorry, but like, oh my god,
you are so hot. But can you help me? Maybe,
like put the word out, like, can you help Missy
get some?

Speaker 8 (21:46):
God?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Sorry, what's wrong with I?

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Just sometimes I just.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Really just I'm just really I need it and I
need your help. Can you help me?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sarah? Do you want to take this?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
This cannot be real.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, I don't know if I want to take calls today.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I don't know if I want.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
You on drugs.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
No, I'm not. I'm perfectly I'm not.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
On drugs at all.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I'm I'm completely sober. I'm actually in the program. Chris, Okay,
I'm in treatment.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Jimmy, guess what you were on?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
I'm trying to get better. I was.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Let me go, let me guess, let me guess, hold on,
let me turn let me turn her down, Sara, at least,
let's guess what what the product she was.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Using a little bit of everything.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm going to go with.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'm just glad she's I'm just glad she's getting help.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
What do you think she was on?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Missy? Are you still?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
What were you?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (22:59):
I love you, Sarah?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
What were you on?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Love you tail?

Speaker 5 (23:02):
I was on percocets? Oh that was my drug of choice.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, that's yeah, we haven't We've never had that. What
about heroin?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
I've never done heroin.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
I've never done heroine.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, what got you on percocets? Partying? Or did you
get hurt?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I well it was It's a long story, but I
just had some things happen. I got I lost my
job and things just got really bad.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I'm sorry, and I just.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Kind of hit bottom. And I was on Brooks Yeah yeah,
And now I'm in a freaking a treatment center and
I'm I've been on methadone for years. I can't wait
to get off of it.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well, see, I never understood that, Like the methadone thing.
It's like, I understand that that's supposed to help you
get off of drugs, but don't they're supposed to wean
you off of that.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Yeah, well they are not suppose two.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
But I've been on it for like nine years and
I can't get off of it.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I mean they're getting that over and over.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't know. I don't Yeah, I don't. I don't
get I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Gonna do we fell there like, no, I don't think.
So what do you need that for?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yeah, I can't wait to get off of it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
But anyway, I'm just a big fan of the show,
and I really you guys always brighten my day every
day when I'm on the way to.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
The freaking clinic.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well yeah, the way.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
We'll just have to laugh sometimes, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, really that makes me feel good.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah, I mean, what's better?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What's better the show or methadone? Go ahead, all the.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Show, of course. I can't wait to get off this grip.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yes, really, So, so if you this could be your
new addiction, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
This could be it.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
That would be great.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
I love you been.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, so so.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
My boyfriend does too. I'm trying to get him back.
I love him so much.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh your boy your boyfriend bailed on you.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
My ex boyfriend. He's love my life.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
When when did he leave you?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (25:02):
It has been years?

Speaker 5 (25:04):
High school pretty much broos up?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Hold on, how old are you? How old are you?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
I'm sorry, I can't. He's the best thing and I'm
not over him.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
How old are you?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
How old am I? I'm freaking fifty one?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Jesus? Yeah, all right, this is like the female version
of me. You got to go high school.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Could either be the best thing together or the absolutely
I mean he was.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
He was like my best friend. It was like to
maybe thirteen to one. I'm thirty. And then high school
started and I wasn't popular at all, and I was
I was very isolated.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
I had no friends. Did you like we were just
starting out? Did I what you know? I did not
like wrestling, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah, he was starting out as a freshman, and I
didn't want to bring him down, and I just truly
ignored him. I feel drible.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You know what's weird? When you first called I don't
know any girls. I have a problem getting laid. Ever,
and you called in asked you can help getting laid.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
I don't think I would either, but I haven't been
out there in a while when I'm kind of let
myself go.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, even are you're not missing anything out there? The
dudes aren't that great. I have friends struggling.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Oh I miss it.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
I missed it till I miss it.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I single friends and they are struggling.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
How many How long has it been?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Oh? Years?

Speaker 8 (26:26):
Honey?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
He really so?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You may have to double up?

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yad too, sad?

Speaker 8 (26:32):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I like chicks, do I think?

Speaker 8 (26:35):
So? Very curious, very vicurious.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, it opens up your options.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Fifty fifty one years old? Do you do you smoke cigarettes?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Oh? I smoke weed now, but that really makes it worse. Yeah,
this is perfect smoking weed. I love dummies. I love gummies.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
This is a perfect woman. This is this is definitely
a try state.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Broad Chris, Why don't you get your Why don't you
get her number?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Do you do you have killed kids?

Speaker 8 (27:12):
You're very gorgeous people.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I have to say, do you know do you have kids?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
I have two boys, They're wonderful. How old are the
nineteen and seventeen.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh my god, I got your hands. Folk are Where
are they?

Speaker 8 (27:26):
They're gorgeous boys. I love them. So I have my
husband too. Where are they?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Oh, ones in high school and the other ones in
his room. He can't hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You're wait, you're married? What about the Hillips?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
What? Hold on?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
I don't care. I'm still in love with him. He's
the best.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
He's like the love of my life.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Wait, you have a husband, but you're looking and then
you're upset about your eggs. I am so confused.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
It's like you're on drugs or something.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
No, I just.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
I don't do drugs anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
By the way, are you currently married because you said husband.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
But are you in an open marriage. No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
But we haven't done it in years, and it's starting
to piss me off.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
So if you go out there and hook up with somebody,
is that going to a divorce.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
I'm honestly, I'm not going to hook up with.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Anybody, not even Chris Leave. So she's coming for.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
Help out of my husband. I can't go out on
my husband, should I.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Mean, if it was a perfect world and we could
reconnect and we were friends again with me and his
name is Pat. I would be very happy about that.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
There is a lot going on here, Yeah, there's too much.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know, there's one guy that I could probably hook
you up with. You can find him on Twitter. It's
at Real Country. Jeff.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Oh God, don't hook me up with that drunk drift
or please?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Why?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Because I don't know? We just know.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I think No.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
I'm a little bit put together from that.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I used to be an alcoholic, but I'm not anymore.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
There's a lot of use to be here. I have
to go. I could talk to you all day, but.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Missy, you're great in your own special way. We love you.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
You.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Take care of yourself, Missy. And and and take care.
Take care of those boys. Tell them to stay in
school and don't do drugs.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Okay, baby, bye bye, Okay, we got a baby from Missy.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
All right, call the police. That's the Sarah Elie guys.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Stop our Grammy Award winning guys artist.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You got to get ahold of this guy. His name
is super King. I guess Slush Gordon found him. Yeah,
I gotta find this guy push.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
To make anything happen. I needed him to photo shot
me on a person the other day. Yeah, his turnaround
time was thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Man, Oh you hit him up for it.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I did.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's funny. This is the guy that made that plane
crash up in Toronto. Oh, Christopher, the guy Scot sick
of hearing it.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I can't believe all those people are okay, all eighty
of them survived that so far hanging like bats. Yeah, oh,
that's terrifying to think about. It's all gonna be a
movie here. I'm sure that will see that in the
movie soon. So what started out as a few massage therapists,
I think we started at what like five or six

(30:39):
of them. Yeah, we are now at sixteen. This is
like Deshaun Watson numbers who have now alleged inappropriate conduct. Now,
the story broke just a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I know these girls, they need to keep their hands
off these guys. Stop.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
This is about the Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, and
all the allegations are pretty consistent. They're all saying the
same thing, Like.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
All just copy and paste what's in the news and
say it's he did that to me too.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
They're saying he quote unquote exposed his genitals.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Should I say that it falls out.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I'm sure he's not that big. They also say he
quote unquote brushed the therapist's thighs with his fingers and
I react, sorry, but it's like justin you are you
are not cute enough to be acting like this.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's why I'm in a massage plastic.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
That's why you're the dorky kicker.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I'm a kicker. Also, I'll re enact what you said.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
They say that he would leave stuff on the tables.
Oh my god, he gets sick. I swear to god,
I'm gonna throw a Here's I don't be left a
big tip. So the accusation started all the way back

(32:08):
in twenty twelve, which is insane.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
That is a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
And these are local massage spas. They're all in Baltimore.
There's eight different ones so far.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
And you know there's some girls out there that are
like that aren't coming out there going I actually did
stuff with them?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You I know what if that really did happen, Yeah,
because if they got involved, then it's just best to
keep your mouth.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, because it's prostitution.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
At this point, absolutely two of these spaws in Blue
two two have banned Justin Tucker from coming in.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
You're out of here.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
You gotta be pretty bad to get the.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Good banned from from giving your money to people. Hey,
we don't want your money. Your money's so good around here,
mister leaming stuff behind. We're out of sheet because of you.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Sheets. Oh my god, Yeah, you can't go wash those
and re I think, no, you can't. You got to
throw those sheets away, that's right. Some of the therapists
that are just now coming out are saying that.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Do you think he signed the sheets afterwards? Too? And
who's this for? All right?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Jessica, Hey, my kid's a big fan. And if you're
gonna be like this, don't do it at your local spots. No,
out of the country. I don't know. Just don't be
a dork. But uh. Some of the therapists are saying
that they did not report this when it happened all
the way back in twenty twelve because they didn't want

(33:36):
to lose their jobs.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Well and all they're saying, like I told you off
the air, this happens with creeps all the time, every day,
I'm sure. Yeah, And then now this is hitting the
paper and these girls are going, oh, my god, that
guy comes in here. So they're piling on now exactly,
and which you know, which is good because hopefully this
little scare dudes and make them stop doing it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Obviously it's not because look at Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, I mean now out there in Baltimore, like, guys
are gonna be like.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
I'm not smart figure it out? And of course Justin
went on to Twitter x with like this lengthy denial
that somebody else must have written for him.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Did he type it with his wien you?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
But we are now at sixteen massage therapists. Who knows
how many more come out now.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I'm embarrassing for his wife.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Very embarrassing. Yeah, and he's got a little kid and everything. Yeah,
if you're the wife, do you stay with Justin at
this point?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Is there a child out there somewhere? Some massage therapist
right now is going I have a kid with this guy?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah? Oh you kind of look like Justin?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, what if he does have some kid out there?
And I hope so Justin's wife, I don't I don't
stick this out no way, do they stupid?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Do they whack him? Does he lose his job?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Well, we saw with the Sean Watson. He was banned
for a couple of games. He had to pay a
fine and that was it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I know. But this, yeah, it's the same situation.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It's very similar. There's a not too much here that
doesn't check out to be the same.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I know. But if one girl comes up and says
that he was maybe a little too aggressive, there's gonna
be trouble.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
DeShawn was way more aggressive than this. This dude is
leaving behind stuff and he was wiggling in the sheets.
DeShawn was doing a Deshan was doing a whole lot
more than that.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Look it dances you.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
That's what he said, that he would wiggle in the sheet.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Your dad's done that.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Stop. Don't bring Bobby Alise.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Into those Bobby Lisa does the sock dance. He puts
a sock on it and dances are on the house.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
My dad, I don't even want to think about. That
is so wholesome, just a little bit. The more men
I communicate with and read about, the more I'm like
a phantom.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Men.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Let's just coming from a girl and that stuck out
of her house in the middle of the night to
go be with a guy sixteen.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, God, that was like twenty years ago. Yeah, and
showing my age now I don't like that either. Well
so anyway, justin Tucker, who knows, I don't know, Maybe
more will come out, maybe sixteen.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
That just shows you where you are as far as
you're your tax bracket, when you're when you're just a
kicker in the NFL, you have to go to a
massage place and you're not recognized and you have to
pull it out.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, he's just the dorky giger.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
No one will help you out that. You just got
to leave it on the sheets.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
He does make good money, though, I'm sure the dips
were good.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, they don't. Rather like I don't care who this
guy is. Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
He just wiggles and leaves.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Nobody knows who to come back. Nobody knows who he
is until he's in the paper. Oh oh, that guy
the same here.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm sure Ravens fans are like, get him off the team.
He sucks. Anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I think a lot of guys are probably laughing mind
the scenes, going, ah, you got busted, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Imagine if money Mack, our kicker here was going around
Cincinnati and doing that kind of.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Stuff he would miss. Oh, he would hit the wallop.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
If his accuracy in the sheets, Yeah matches his accuracy
that he had this pass.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
He bouncing off the windows and all that stuff. I
gotta move on.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
We gotta get out of this.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
This is too much. That means, uh, there's people on
the phone, Sara. At least I got stuff to talk about.
But this person has been holding for about fifty seven minutes.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
It says, here, Can I guess who I think it is?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah? I can only really be one person, Only one
person has nothing to do all day? Go ahead, who
do you think it is?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
My guess is Country Jeff, the drunk drifter? Yes? Am
I right?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
You're your Maybe I know my guy, Country Jeff, the
guy who threatened me on the phone. I want to
beat the air f out of you, and I'm never
calling again. But he calls every day.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
He's bag.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Gota. I told you I'm by bowlards.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, well I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
What do you want? I wanted to say? That wasn't
old lady told her I got my own woman. I
don't need her problems. I got enough problems.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I'm ahol trying.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
To survive and work at a corner hood store.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Oh the missy girl that called earlier, I don't.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Want none of that.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Oh, she's too old for me anyway.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
She's fifty one or something.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
How old are you?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
By the way, I'm thirty six.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
We need to I was already.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
I wanted to call me take one thing really quick.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yes, Country Jeff, I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Reboot my country jefts ghetto cooking on the YouTube thing.
I'm going to start that today. I'm gonna start making
all kinds of different things and put it out there.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Country Jeff A good job with that. Yeah, what are
you going to make?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
And I'm trying to start my own ghetto country kitchen.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yes, what's your first thing that you're going to make?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Though? He does it cheap?

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Oh, it's going to be a surprise.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, he doesn't know yet, Like surprises have you know?
I don't. I don't know, but it's going to be
a surprise for you all.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Why don't you ever make I'm gonna put it back
up there. It's going to be called the country Ghetto.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
It's called ghado country talking. You know you're an alcoholic
and stuff. How can we don't make that stuff that
they make in in prison? In the toilets.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Alcohol just a center A million times. I know. But
they make that, they make that alcohol that they make yeah, ooch.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
What's that? I don't know what that is?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
They make it out of the How do they make that? Jeff?
Do you know it in the toilet? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Make what?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I drink toilet wine? Yeah, it's toilet wine. Ooch? What yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Hold on? What do you mix the toilet water with?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's not toilet water? Make it? I drank it once
in there, But yeah, you don't want to get too
drunk and dust sinner, right, But you should learn how
to make it and then drink some of it. No,
I drink our's house I can, yeah, I know. But
if you make your own hoots, I mean, cut you, Jeff.
We could can that and put your face on it,

(40:23):
and you can. You can have your own brand of market.

Speaker 8 (40:25):
And wet and everything. I looked it up on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Bout it.

Speaker 9 (40:28):
Make it?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, yeah, make it.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
You got to like you got it.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
You got to put it, and you gotta let sit
for a while, like a bunch of rocket fruit and
sulgar and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Making nobody to put a plastic thing over it and
starts the bubble.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, Jeff, make you got that. We'll go on Short Tank,
Me and you. We're gone Short Tank. We'll get mister
Wonderful to buy in.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
H I know that guy will, but I do think
that bonehead was is.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Hot on that show. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Yeah, Laura, that's in later or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, Laurie, laur Greneer, she'll buy in. She'll buy in.
We get it to get like fifteen percent for like
five hundred grand to buy in on Country Jeff's hooch.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Well, you need to market it.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Let's do it. Let's do it. You could be make
some money.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Plus.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Anyways, check out my cooking videos are going to be
on waiters.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
That's when I get the food.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
My foods dams kicked in the day, so crazy recipes.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Ready to roll out. Baby.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, that's right, very good. There you go, hands right up.
He knows how to slam is tagline in there every time. Yeah,
he knows when it's signed for a commercial break. He
knows everything.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
He gets the self promotion in there.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, I would buy a country. Jeff Cooch can.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Also known as Pruno, is what I just doogled.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh Pruno, I like Cooch better.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Pruno, also known as Prison Cooch.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Prison Hooch with Country Jeff Sarah Elis. Yesterday I put
up on social media. Yeah, I promised that. I've been
wanting to do more of the videos of of us
here in the studio.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I always forget the cameras are going by the way.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah. Well, the video of us talking about the dirty
bathrooms at the gas stations and stuff, I put that
up yesterday. It was funny because it is true when
you go to some of these bathrooms, you're on a
road trip whatever. Some of these bathrooms at these rates,
these these stations, these gas stations are just brutal.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
It's like, have you not glean this since the nineties?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah right, everything's sticky and you don't know what happens,
like sometimes, you.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Know, people get a little frisky.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Ew maybe a couple of bros working it out in
there too.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Christopher pick up a few diseases.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
If that new Corona made in there, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
There's no one that could get me that excited that
I'd want to hook up with.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It in the bathathroom really, even.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
If it was Kevin Costner begging for it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So if you were like like on a random exit
in Kentucky and Kevin Costler comes walking out of the
bathroom and you have the key and you're like, oh
my god, it's Kevin Consler and he's like hello man, yeah,
and he goes, So you want to go into this
bathroom here, the Speedway bathroom, that's.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
All Kevin Costner's like.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, hello, man, tips his hat.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Like Yellowstone style.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
There's like no dirty talk leading into it. Oh, I
would imagine that Kevin Costner has more game than that.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
If you're Kevin Costler, you don't need to have game.
You're Kevin cost.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Kevin Costner, he was looking good at the S and
L fifty on Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
By the way, you're not answered your question, Sarah Least.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You couldn't go into a dirty bathroom and get it
on with Kevin Castle.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Maybe lay some towels down or something. I'd have to
clean it up, a.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Guy, I'll do it. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Oh, I know you guys would go to a port
a potty, yes, which is even worse. Okay, depending on
the event though.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, if there's a sonic temple, porta potty. I've been
in one of those. I'd rather just just.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Just soil my face of Cincinnati at eleven o'clock at night.
Oh god, there's nobody that could get that. Nope.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Now I put that video up online and there was
a guy Jay, who commented, what do you sign on Twitter? Well?
It was an interesting story, and Jay is joining us
on the phone. Is that you Jay? This is me.
Jay ran into something. Nobody will beat this story of
what he saw in a bathroom. Okay, go ahead, Jay

(44:34):
tell Sarah.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
All right, I was a drive from Philadelphia to Thomas River,
New Jersey back Booney the New Jersey, driving.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Along, wanted to get a drink. Use the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Pull over this little small poe dunk gas station, like
mom and pop kind of thing. Go after the key.
It's one of those bath room rooms on the back
of the building.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
They had a guy and go outside and go around,
and they said they had lost the key, but you
could just like shove the door really hard in the
lockship pop.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Okay, So I go around, knock.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
On the door first, you know, just be safe.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Then okay, I give a door a couple of shoves,
get into the bathroom. And there is a dead body
on the toilet.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
How long do you think he was there for?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
According to the reportunary thing?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Probably four days?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Stinky? Oh yeah, how do you think the person died?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
The thought was either an overdose or a heart attack?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Did it look like an older person?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Soon did you get to get Honestly, it was a
little hard to tell from the droopy and the gray
and the ooze and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Oh yeah, he probably was out of all because he
was hunched over.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yeah, he was kind of like leaning back a bit.
Some stuff was kind of going out the mouth of
the side.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah. Probably he was on the toilet. So when things released,
Yeah yeah, yeah, everything released?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
But oh my god, you can never see that unsemell that.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Did you Did you have any kind of weird urges
like to run up and just punch him in the
face and run out? Nothing like that?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Was so, what did you do.

Speaker 7 (46:40):
That?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
I still need to use the bathroom? Like do I
want to just use the sink? But I'm like, don't look, sir.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Go in the woods somewhere at least you have the
setup down there to do that.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Were there flies and suffer? What? Were there flies and
all that? There was no, Okay, not as much. Boy.
So so his car must this car stuff too, right?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, I guess. So when when you saw him, did
you have to stay and talk to the cops or
where they like you could go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah, what's the first thing you did? Call the police
or what?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I was at the time of firefire paramedic with the military,
so kind of like just double checking you're not even
remotely possible alive?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Right, Okay, good, Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I go talk to the ten and have them called
the cops, did the reports and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh so this was this wasn't like okay, So, I
mean it's still stunning to see, but but you've seen
this kind of stuff before. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Also it just goes to show that nobody, nobody cleans
these gas station bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
At least you should be in there to would I
would never do that. If I worked on the gas
stations like that, I'd be like, I'm not doing that. No,
I'd have to call They had lost the keys.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
The big thing that they had lost the key, and
then because I had it, I had the key. Yeah,
he had the key. They had to fish it out
of him. He probably swallowed it. That's why he died.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Like, bro, you can just keep the key.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah, yeah, right, we lost the key.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
And how long ago was this that this happened to you?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Oh that was nineteen ninety two. Okay, got all right,
he's still there. He's got a tree. There's a tree
growing out of his lap.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Now ew ash and oos and the key.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I've never seen a dead body, you know either dubs
who worked Oh I have. I mean somebody in a
nursing home that had passed, but I never seen it,
like went out in a wild dubs who used to
work on the show. So somebody burning live ones in
a car that blew up, oh or caught on fire.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
That's awful.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, I would never I would. I mean, you're you're
I guess. I don't want to say used to it,
but that that would still pop in my mind.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Oh yeah later.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, that was even the first body I've seen that week,
because just before that we had done supplemental extra.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Security and whatnot for it.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Do If you remember Philly time frame back then, they
had hell Night where the gangs would have this whole
scoring system and try and shoot people like cops or
fire yeah, or set fire to things, and there was
like a point system for bragging rights.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh yeah, our NFL players do that here. I'm just
now now. But you live here in Cincinnati now right
in the area. Yeah yeah, Kentucky. Yeah, see that's crazy.
All right. Well, well thanks for sharing that story. You know,
it's funny because I put that video up of us
talking about the bathrooms and Flash Gordon and I saw

(50:00):
his post, yeah, and then the flesh Gordon hit me up.
He goes, Dude, you see the guy that posted about
the dead body.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Believe it's a flesh to point them out.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I swear you just sit there and refreshes the Twitter feed.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
But Jay, even with you being in northern Kentucky, like
I mean I live in northern Kentucky, I'm sure you
see some stuff there.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Od's galore.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Covington is wild.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, you know, it's crazy seeing on like TikTok and stuff,
these zombie people that get on these drugs and they
just sit there and they stand there in the middle
of street, just hunched over all zombie like.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Especially, I used to have to go down to Finland
Market a bunch and there around where Ryan Geist is,
it would always be someone just completely blitz out of
the gourd, screaming at like a street sign.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, and they're selling they're selling the little houses down
there for a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
It's insane to me. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Sign me up.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I could never live there. There's too much going on.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, yeah, billion dollars. It's I almost cursed.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
I know. And it's every day that we're seeing a shooting.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, sign me up.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Sounds like paradise, and it's like all this stuff is
happening by the quote unquote, nice part, ry, guys.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That's the nice part. All right, Well, Jenny, thanks for
sharing the story.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Man, Yeah, thank you all.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Take care all right, see you man, that's Jay.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Seen a dead body.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah. Today is Tuesday, and it's screwed everything up because
tomorrow we have Stuart W. Penrose coming in to take
your legal questions and stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
And I think it's all messed up because we were
off yesterday.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, and I had stuff planned for today that we
didn't get to any of the stuff I planned, which
is good, okay.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Because the callers converse.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, that's that's the rule that I've been I've always
followed that rule. But I've never like articulated it, but
now we say it's like, whenever the phone rings, we
just push as ie whatever we have, because I'd rather
leave with a pile of papers that I didn't get to.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Honestly, Yeah, we never touched the papers anyone.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Dude, here, but how many pages do you think of this?
Right here? This is all from the last couple weeks.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
We haven't touched any of that. No, here looks like
there's about fifty sheets over.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Of stuff because people calling. I'd rather take phone calls
and hear from like that last guy who stumbled across
a dead body with ooze.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Oh my god, that shoo's and you know that had
to be the worst smell in the entire world.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
And then we met our new friend, Missy Methadone.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Who has a big old crush on you.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, and then Country Jeff wants nothing to do with her.
We heard from the drunk drifter Country Jeff, but you
know what.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
He didn't want anything to do with you. And he's
called five times and of.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
That voicemail true, so I think there is a But
we also did come up with a way to get
on a shark tank with Country Jeff's own end of
a hoos that we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
We're still trying to learn what poch is.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well, there's two Uh, there's two versions of hooch.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
So it's jail wine, yes, and it's also.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
A nickname for for we're getting you know from a girl. Wait,
getting what you know? No, that's what I call it.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
That starts with them anyway, hold on, Yeah, we'll get
to that later on.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
But that is uh yeah, so, I mean there's been
so much stuff so but I always welcome the calls
and all that instead of us doing our dobe stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah, But here's a something that was on the news
this weekend that is always every couple of years this happens,
is that there's a gigantic asteroid on its way to
come kill us. And uh, this is always funny because
this is when the tinfoil hat people start coming out
and they start going and grabbing all the canned goods
and digging a hole underground, uh, and to hide from

(54:01):
the gigantic asteroid. And then don't forget hail Bop when
that came along, they all those people that got they
bought all the but they bought up all the black
nikes and they went and they slept in that house
and they killed themselves. Uh, so they can all their
spirits can jump aboard the hail bop. So this is
when all the lunatics are coming out. So it's going
to get very exciting.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I think they're all hanging out with our met friend.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah right, maybe that's it's good for our for our
show when the the meteor start coming.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah, if you make it in the headlines, you will
make it on our show.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Exactly. Please do collar you're on the air.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Hey, Yeah, I'm so sorry to Chris again.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Sorry you feel bad.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
I'm sorry. I feel bad about Country Jeff, Like I
feel so bad.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Why he's such a.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
Good guy and I remember covering Alcoholic too, and he's
he's doing this, you know, he's working it. He's he's game,
he's he's productive, he's calling in on the show, and
I put him down and I'm I'm just a man
at my shelf, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I think Country Jeff, I think Country Jeff to Drunk
Drifter would be a perfect side piece for you because
you're you're married, but you're not unhappy in your marriage
and you're looking for a side piece.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Do you think your husband would get mad?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
No, I love my husband.

Speaker 9 (55:22):
I think me and Country Jeff to be good friends and.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Maybe maybe you can help him get sober, you know,
maybe I could help him influence.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
But you called, you called because you wanted to have
sex with somebody.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Yeah, well it's kind of made me crazy because I
haven't had it in the years. But well, Josh, I'm
like that song crazy Be.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
I'm a crazy be. But I that's so good.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
You'll be on top of it.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, but we want, but we want, we want Country
Jeff to be that guy for you. Well, I mean
I think about the money. You got to think business, Okay,
I'm a businessman. Think about the think about the money
we could make if we made a dream where people
paid to watch, yeah, to watch you god?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Oh you know I'm not. I don't want to have
I don't want to cause traumatic injury. Further, I don't
want to cause post traumatic stress for people.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, I don't want to do I think this would
be professional opinion, This would be bigger viewers in the
super Bowl, trust me? And will you get Kendrick Lamar
to play in between Jeff's different? You know?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Oh my gosh, oh my god, Kendrick Lamar tell I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I love you baby.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Oh yeah, this is this is going to happen. My
goal is now. I'm going to go for you.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I love you so much, baby, Chris, we need to
set up are the three way call, you know, with
her and Jeff Coundry.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Jeff, Yes, I want this meeting to happen in the studio.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
Oh my god, are you that?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yes, I'm one hundred percent sure.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I mean, oh my god, oh my god, kid, Chris
is cupid.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
I oh, you are a little matchmaker.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You hold on methodone missing baby, hold on, I want
to get your phone number. Hold on saying okay because
we want to or we'll call us tomorrow. Call us
tomorrow at seven thirty like you did.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Okay, you know I'm doing this all I went back
my childhood sweetheart.

Speaker 8 (57:21):
But okay, I will call you married.

Speaker 9 (57:24):
It's not about that I want him, It's just about
a friendship. Like through my addition, I've lost a lot
of friends and I'm trying to win them back.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Well, having sex with country Jeff will do that for sure.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Yeah, okay, Well I will call you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Right, yes, please do all right.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
All right, baby bye.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It'd be best if she stopped calling me baby.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Do you think she's going to risk her marriage for country, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Well, she's calling a radio show and doing it. I
love that. I love that. Today is the best day ever.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
It's really been something. There has been something for everyone
in today's show. You really got to hear it to
believe it, you.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Know, I love it. This is what This is why
I got into radio. Today is the perfect example of
why I wanted

Speaker 3 (58:08):
To do radio because of Missy and country and dead bodies.