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April 24, 2025 35 mins
John Matarese calls in about the impending price hikes on popular fast fashion sites like Teimu and Shein, effective Friday, April 25th, due to "world economic environment and tariffs". This is your last call to snag those deals before prices potentially jump significantly.

The KiddChris Show takes a moment to remember the late Steve "Mongo" McMichael, a legend in both football and wrestling, discussing his passing due to ALS at the age of 67. Reflecting on his career with the Chicago Bears and the Four Horsemen!

The real entertainment kicks in with the bizarre and the relatable. Witness the outrage over a dramatic haircut incident at a Louisiana barbershop, "Draft Pics," where a stylist allegedly gave an 11-year-old a "drastic haircut" over a $25 late fee?!

Hear about callers and the perceived "gayness" of bands like Creed and Nickleback but yet they want tickets for Judas Priest!?

 Things get spicy with an interview featuring musician Taylor Austin Dye, where playful flirting and talk of "heathen activities" and body shots create some truly intriguing radio. Find out why KiddChris is so enthusiastic about her performance at Edgewater on April 26th.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kid Chris Showing once again. It's John Mattice.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It is the Kid Chris Show and Sarah. And this
is a great talk to you guys, because because I
have a scam I to warn you about.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh oh okay, because like the past couple times we've talked,
it hasn't really been about scams. It's been about prices
going up and all that stuff. So now now we
have a scam.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I hear skim, I gotta warn you back. Okay, this
one's been around, but it's make you comeback. And I've
just been contacted by two people who got the call,
a phone call saying this is the Sheriff's department calling
and you miss jury duty. You were supposed to show

(00:44):
up at the courthouse last Wednesday at eight am. You
did not show. You are in contempt of course, because
you failed to appear for Churi.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
D Okay, I'd fall for that one, I know I would.
I'd be like, all right, tell me where I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
This is vintage, vintage scamming, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, and what they do. Yeah, but this is an
old school phone scam, been around probably twenty years, but
it's still work. And what happens then is you know,
you say, well, I'm so sorry, I didn't know about it.
I never received to notice. What should I do? And
what they'll tell you is, well, you will be arrested
for not appearing, but if you pay three hundred dollars

(01:21):
as a fine immediately, we will drop the charges against you.
And oh, it's amazing the number of people were actually
doing an interview with somebody this week. Yeah, you know
it's like, hold on, let me get my credit card out,
I'll give you three hundred bucks and let's and let's settle.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
This brine of bucks is not a crazy amount.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's not like it's a you know, you just lost
five thousand dollars and you know your bank account strained.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
How isn't though, like if you check your US bank account.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It'll say Nigerian scammer.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah right, I don't know, just wild John Matteries. In
your years of doing this and these scams and all
it stuff, you've warned us about these scams and all that,
which we obviously appreciate. Yeah, but have you ever seen uh,
like with follow ups or anything, these guys getting busted
and if you have, what is like the biggest like
sentences have come down to.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
These Yeah, these guys, I'm curious too.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
These are small. These are small scams, and it's you know,
the FBI's got their hands full, and a lot of
these people unfortunately get away with it. It's not a
big enough one. We lose thousands and then the police and
FBI get involved.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Anyways, so tell us more stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, other scams.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Now, I keep talking now, but I keep talking about
price hikes. And this one. Look second's real because Timu
and she and of course uh, Sarah's favorite sits the
shop at for those seven dollars dresses. Hell yeah, they
just announced price hikes this Friday. They sent them notice
to customers if you shop them, and it's on their
website that unfortunately, due to the world economic environment and tariffs,

(02:53):
will be forced to raise prices starting Friday, April twenty fifth. However,
our low prices remain until they And so Sarah, you've
got this one last day, one last free doc up
on fast Fashion. Oh my goodness, Jessice.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
We'll go from seven bucks to twenty gonna say so.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Basically, they announce said their prices are going to go
to normal.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's that thing, know, Sy'll be cheaper the normal You
know where else you find a six dollars draft.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
John Mataie's money on Facebook is where all this stuff
is at all the time. He updates it right when
he gets the info, and it's all research and stuff.
It's not some jabron. This is a legitimate dude, John
Mataie telling you what's up. I'm giving you heads up.
And he's on on Channel nine as well. John, thank
you very much for coming on and informing us once again.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
All right, great time, you guys have a good week.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
John Mattery's here. Yesterday was a well sad day and
both the football and the wrestling world because Steve Mango
McMichael passed away, the guy that played in Chicago. But
also he was part of the four Horsemen.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh how did he die?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
We had als?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh that's really sad. He was young too, right, not
even seventy No, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Right, he was sixty seven years old. He has been
battling als for a long time. NFL Hall of Famer
I think he just went in last year, and he
was one of the funniest guys in World Championship Wrestling,
and he was a good commentator as well. But he
was a pro wrestler and he ended up being in
the They brought him into the Four Horsemen because he

(04:27):
was a funny guy to party with. They said, so like, up,
I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh and then that ALUs takes over and that's one
of the worst things that can happen to somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It broke my heart because when I was first getting
in the radio, I moved to Wichita, Kansas and you know,
he was in the World Championship Wrestling, Steve Mango McMichael,
and he was one of the Four Horsemen. And I
met this girl and.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It always comes back to a girl, yes, right.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, yeah, because I like girls. I know that's weirdo.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's weird nowadays.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, it's weird nowadays that if you if you like
a girl, either you like a girl or you're trying
to become one anyways.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Popular So, uh, I'm glad you like women.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I was like talking to this girl and come to
find out, she hooked up with me simply because I
was on the radio. She thought that I liked cocaine
and I don't do drugs.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Is that an assumption?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Radio?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is that weird? Well? In whichaw, Kansas it was the
they pounded their chests because they said we're the Bible
about we're good people. But they were some of the
worst people I've ever met. And they were all on drugs.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yes, and she was trying to get to the drugs.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, she was trying to get to the drugs. Was
very disappointed about that. I didn't do drugs. And she
did tell me a story about how when wrestling came
to town, she partied with Steve Mungo McMichael and at
the time he was married to uh to whatever her
name is, Deborah McMichael, who was in wrestling as well,
and I was kind of heartbroken. I was like, God,

(06:02):
damn it, does everybody in wrestling do drugs? I was upset, Yeah,
because those are your heroes, I know, but that was
back in the day. That was in the nineties. Yeah,
but he passed away. Legend. Everybody loved that guy. From
what I understand was.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
He dealing with als for a long time.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Long time. I mean he was.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Usually drags out way too long.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
And he was unrecognizable.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
One of my dad's best friends died of al us
about five or six years ago, and it is one
of the worst things to happen to somebody, and.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
They say like, oh, you know, he lost his fight
with als. Everybody does, everyone does.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
There's no cure.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, there's no cure.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So much all you can do about it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's one of those perfect examples right there. It's like
once you get it when they tell you have als,
and it's like, is that for sure? Yes, you should
be allowed to go. Let me say goodbye to my families.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Because you're alive, but you're not living. You're not living,
a quality of life is gone, and everybody around you
is just sad and.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Right I want to way to live. I don't want
my family.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
You have to see that. You know, I know you
as what you are.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right now, I want to say to my daughters. I
want to say goodbye to them, get all my stuff
in order, and I want to do that assisted suicide.
I want to do it now and I'm healthy. But
if I come down with als or something like that,
it's curtains.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
It is one of those situations where it's like, what
what are we doing? Yes, because that's just not the
way you want it.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know why they stop people from doing that,
but whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Anyway, Yeah, it's tricky, I get it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Our phone number is five, one, three, seven, four nine
one o two seven. Those are just some of the
things that we're going to change when I'm the Pope
and I'm the new Pope. Just just a couple of things.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I forgot that you're in the running for that, dude,
I'm in delete. Oh is it like American Idol where
people are calling in I'm in the lead? Where can
people vote at with their hearts?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
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Speaker 3 (08:12):
How about those red legs, baby.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
They're they're taking the back seat, take the back seat.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
The National Football League Draft start commences tonight. What beautiful
Green Bay with round one, Let's pick a bust Tennessee
as the number one pick than Cleveland, then the New
York Football Giants. The Bengals picked seventeenth, needing an edge rusher, linebacker, safety, quarterback?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Right, what quarterback?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
And let's see The draft commences at eight o'clock. Reds
Update Austin wins, homer, doubled single, Brady Singer is getting
it done Fanny eight and six strong innings. The Red
salvage a game in South Beach five to two over
those Marlins.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
They're even now right five hundred.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's like, yeah, it's like a or something.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It might be still a game down.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Wins is on fire twelve and thirteen.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like I said, Wins is on fire.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Nine hits in his last eleven played appearances, including two homers.
He's a fifth red and a two in two games
with nine or more hits.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
So what's gonna happen when Tyler Stevenson comes back? Where's
Wind's gonna go?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
They're not going to go anywhere. The wingers are going
to go up. They're going to bring up your your guy,
Will Will Benson.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
A Singer goes to four and oh with the victory,
I retired twelve straight. At one point. Reds off to
day in Denver. They're going to go skiing and snowboarding.
From what I hear, don't get hurt.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
They open up a three game series against the lowly
Rockies tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
There.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
The Rockies are four and eighteen on the season. They
were rained out last night in Kansas City, don't them right? Yeah,
we tried to do that in Miami. Happened the Rockies
mast The Rockies have a double header today in Kansas
City and then fly home, so.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
They'll be nice entire Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, don't say a word. Full advantage in your lip.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
College basketball, the Xavier Musketeers have landed a class of
twenty twenty five prospect and seven footer Case and Westfall.
Former Bearcats forward Dylan Mitchell has headed to Rick Patino
and Saint John's Hockey News. The Cyclones letting go home
coach Jason Payne after four seasons.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
No, they wiped it out.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
The coaches want to staff beast season twenty twenty two
to twenty three, going forty seven, sixteen and nine. But
they got off to that horrific start. Yeah, but like
one to nine or something at the end at the
beginning of the season, and so is that right?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Didn't make the playoffs, so I mean, but I mean,
they were doing so well and then they had a
bad start in the beginning. Look, I don't I.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Don't know if I agree with this one.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I don't know if I'm right or wrong on
this but like it just seems like they ended up
turning it around with all young dudes.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Uh, these were just kids playing this year. Yeah, Justin
Vie was pretty much the only veteran I know.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So it's like, should they have taken the hit for that?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I thought he should have had at least one more year.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Another year and no playoffs, got to make the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Everybody makes the playoffs around here.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You're right, dude, They're just They're just a Cincinnati team.
Yeah alone, seg I gotta read an email. You're involved
in this? Oh great? This is from Charlie Wilson, director
of Springdale Parks and Recreation. Uh kid, Chris love listening
to the show in the morning on a way to work.
I want to invite you and your family or any

(11:40):
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pretzel Fest August second, Yes, from one to nine thirty pm.
Free to come, incognito, which.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Okay, incognito.

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kick kick my morning off right shout out to the segment.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Wait, I would thank you go bull.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Let him. That's the second man, respectfully. Charlie Wilson, director
of Springdale Parks from Recreation.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
I want to see Charlie mechanical.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I want to see you on the bull Yeah, because
you throw it out all morning long around here. Man, Chris,
why you walked into that one?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
He's got lines.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I just wrote that down too. Yes, go ahead, let's
talk about lemonade.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
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(13:15):
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Speaker 1 (13:18):
Seven W E b N. That there is Sarah. I
call her Sister Sarah. She's sitting next to me at
the altar.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm calling him only.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And Sister Sarah. Here, your new pope, your new regime.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You guys, listen. You have to follow Flash Gordon on Twitter.
He's got some good stuff up there. Yeah, and Easter Sarah.
He's out of his mind.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
He lives in California. So it's funny how everybody's like,
you know, you live here in Cincinnati, and you go
you win tickets and stuff. You're like, man, I gotta
come all the way in and get the tickets or
I just can't call in. I'm too busy. Lives in
California where it's three hours behind, and he's things that

(14:07):
are funny with his computer and all that stuff, and
everybody else is like, I got to come to get
tickets from you.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
He's so loyal to us, and I don't think he
even sleeps.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
But no, wait a minute, he's just always up and
at it.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
iNTS Fingers used to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
No, we can all take a page out of Flesh's book.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
In some ways, I love hearing the cry Baby laz.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Aside from Flesh and the cry Babies and Eddie and
all that he's baton rouge Louisiana. We have some drama,
no boy, yep, drama at a barber shop. It's called
Draft Picks. Kind of ironic for today, Happy Draft Day.
By the way, how is it spelled though p I
c k s oh not with a z zee. But

(15:01):
I did my research.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Uh huh is it? H Do they open at four pm?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
You're supposed to be wholly folly over there?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
True that.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Our next pope. Oh gosh, we're screwed. So a stylist
at Draft Picks word, I guess gave an eleven year
old this quote unquote drastic haircut after the girl's mom
would not pay the late fee of twenty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Wait late and what like they put their hair on.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Layaway late to the appointment. Oh so, I guess the
mom and daughter were ten minutes late to this appointment.
And the stylist does have a rule that there is
a fee that's applied if you are ten minutes or
more late. Wait a minute, which is kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, not a twenty five Obviously there's been a problem
at this place with people showing up late. And I'm
really blown away by that. Twenty anyway, so.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Twenty five bucks though there's probably more than the cut.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, I'm sure, but obviously there's a problem.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's always one person that ruins it for everybody.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't think it's perfis. Yeah, probably with a Z.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I promise you it's not. But the grandma is now
weighing in her name is is A D R A
p H. It's not. It felt like the normal dropped
Grandma Conchata, that's her name, she says. The stylist had
canceled the appointment the previous day and had rescheduled, so

(16:36):
this kind of falls on them. I guess there's a
little bit of a miscommunication, and the mom had already
paid for the entire service up front. In the video,
things get crazy because you can see the stylist and
the mom arguing back and forth, and then the stylist
starts cutting off the little girl's braids. Oh that ain't good.

(16:59):
I would fight, buddy to cut off this eleven year
old girl's braids. That's bad.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That brain on the flow.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I would cry. That would be terrible if you're the
mom seeing that. So the mom is actually seen stepping
in trying to get the hairdresser to stop. Things are
getting pretty physical. Scissors are involved, and then it takes
other people at this barber shop getting involved, and that's
when the mom and the daughter took off pretty much.

(17:35):
So the owner of Draft Picks barber shop is named
his PJ. Malveaux. What he told media, The stylist no
longer works there. She ain't working, And you said, this
salon does not condone these sort of action.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
We don't ish im down here to come down here
to Draft Picks. We are down here rane cut off
your braids. That's a nice play section.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I knows Picks looks cool. Yeah, they got in Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, we don't condone this behavior.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Terrible though. Yeah, to go to that extreme and cut
off the braids six or wild, to take it out
on that take it out on the eleven year old.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, cousin was always right, bitch.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Now I got tickets to go check out. Well, Judas
Priest and uh Alice Cooper are coming to town, which
is so funny because the phones are lit up with
people like who are you caller?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Hello, Hey, I'm there, how are you?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And I've got a little baby there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right, I'll say my commentary.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Child, I'm a child.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
The tickets not yet a heavy mystery movie thing. I'm
going to play first.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh okay, can we hear some Lincoln Park?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, I mean well gets played every five minutes, So
just hang on and it'll.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It'll eventually come around again.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Hold on, let me put you on hold. Anybody on
hold listening. I'm gonna play this movie clip. You tell
me what movie it is, and I'll hook you up.
Now here's the thing I'm gonna the thing is spinning
and acting weird again. It's always around that.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
This happened yesterday too.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
All right, So here's the thing. It's funny because uh,
if I was giving out cream tickets, people cob go,
I gonna go see them. They're jay.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
It's the same thing as Nickelback.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah that's gay.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
But Creed like gay though.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, Judas Priest is coming down. Guess what the singers gay?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Actually he is? I know perfect?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh ironic? Is that?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I want to see priest dude, Yeah, but he's gay.
So what what about Creed tickets?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
They're gay again? Don't see that, dude. My husband and
all his buddies is fantasy football League. They're obsessed with
creeds made. It's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I'll never forget that day we were out there for
Jelly Roll and we had that box on our table.
Rodney and I are standing there, uh huh, and uh
A guy comes up. He takes a little ticket thing,
starts filling it out. He didn't read the box because
no what he does and he's filling out. He goes,
what am I filling this out for him? Like well,
and Rodney goes, we're giving out that tickets to go
see uh Nickelback. He froze his pen. Diag goes, no way, dude,

(20:36):
that's okay.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I'm laughing because it's I just know these things out
been don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I wouldn't know, but I'm the pope. All right, here's
the mystery movie to get you tickets. Oh good, here
we go save it place, all right, and uh oh
here goes wait nope, he says we cannot open the movie.
Oh no, all right, perfect, all right, So uh there's

(21:04):
that pick a line, Sarah, I'll just pick it up.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Go back to the guy that was with his kid.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
All right, you want to go see Judas Priest? Yeah, okay,
hold on a second, they're not going to go all right. Well,
so much for that game. We want to take iHeartRadio
for their great wiring in their in their soldering.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Guns, another sail.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
For their software. Yeah, I guess around now we should
move our contests from this time to a different time
because I guess around now, maybe the the rats that
are in the wheel, it's break time.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
We're gonna have to play it from my cell phone.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's a good idea. Maybe we'll do that.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Just pick it up there, put it to the mic.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Sarah Alice right across from me here you know it's radio.
You can't tell. But she stands right across.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
From I'm sitting, you're standing, and we're the same level.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yes, that's a short joke.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Oh gosh, not so short. Gorillas and she's being sane.
I'm a gorilla because of all that fur I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Very hairy and irish.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Are gorillas irish?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Uh? Go ahead, Sarah Lee. The red gorillas are? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
So the gorillas the Cincinnati Zoo are making the headlines.
It's time in a good way.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Are they dragging children around again?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
It's been nine years and since that happened to harambe
I looked it up and I'm like, I know it's
been a while, but damn twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
That was That was like, I think one of the
last times friends of mine reached out to me that
I grew up with.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hey, don't you live in Cincinnati. I'm like, who is this?
I went to school with you and we were friends. Like,
oh yeah, I live here something, what's up with your zoo?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I'll never forget it. It was a Memorial Week and
I was sitting there Taste of Cincinnati, Yeah, and everybody's
phones were going off at the same time, like zoo
shot dead Gorilla. I'm like, oh man, we got problems.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
All I remember is I was still kind of new
here in Cincinnati, and I made a video of me
and a gorilla mask doing a press conference as like
the father of Harambe. And I put the video up
and nobody seemed to get it, and I was like, ooh,
it's gonna be a while before Cincinnati gets humor.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And then Little Fiona came along and saved the day.
I do love the zoo, though, I'm gonna go visit
them this weekend and see all the tulips in Balloom
but aside from that, so the ural LIKESZ Sarah.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Take them to the Zoo.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Rock Oh my god, I knew you had to throw
in a reference. I knew it all right. At twelve
years old, Zi, she's shy. You get over there, get
in all the movie quotes.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, well you hang out with this bump.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
You're so funny, very funny.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, you don't like it because you don't get it.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's from the Rocky movie because we told you. Look,
my mom, Brenda Elise is a big fan of the
Rocky movies. Like the Zoo at twelve years old, we
are moving on because of time. At twelve years old, Gladys,

(24:31):
the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is going to be
a mama, And the zoo says Gladys and the twenty
two year old Silverback gorilla and ballet.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Twelve year old getting pregnant. When I did that, I
was called a piece of trash. Almost what the jail.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
She's got your own problems. But m Bella is the
dad and they're going to be first time parents. Kind
of a little h gap that like, okay, Gladys, yeah right,
but predator list the zoo says, this is the perfect
way to celebrate their one hundred and fiftieth anniversary, and

(25:11):
that Gladys is a symbol of hope in progress. I
don't know if she's an older mama or what. Like,
what's the average age twelve? You know how animals are
they get pregnant at all kinds of weird ages. Yeah,
because what's twelve and human years?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Twelve? No, say that to the judge, your honor. What's
twelve in human ears?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
So anyway, Gladys will be pregnant for about eight months.
No date exactly announced, but this was the announcement that
came yesterday from the zoo. So get excited if you
love the little baby. How old he's twenty two? Yeah, perfect, Gladys.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Is gladyses old. Man is really excited about this. Mm hmm.
Just another wedlock child will be taken care of.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
And they also want people to know that the zoo
babies start next month. One of my favorite times of
the years.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Got it backwards. They celebrate violence by shooting gorillas. They
celebrate out of the way, they had to.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Do what they had to do. Yeah, you're so bad.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
They celebrate like.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Dude, you remember when they brought in the new dad
to Fiona, and he tried to hook up with her
instead of bebi.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Incests, so they celebrate incests. Looks wild your daughter underage? Uh, conception.
I'm trying to do this the right way. I'm all
shook up. This is disgusting.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
The gorilla's got to your home. You are sick.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I'm sick. I'm not the one doing this.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
But congratu to gladish and in ballet.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, and you're congratulating a twelve year old getting pregnant.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
You're just it's just a circle of like, Hey, my
girl is into older men. I get it.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
For you, Glad. It's the zaddy gorilla lover.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
You can get that bad girl.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I get that bag, all right, thank you, Sarah Lee.
So that's cool. My kids used to love the zoo.
I wish it would, you know. I should ask them
if they want to go to the zoo again. It's
been a long time.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Been there for the zoo babies. That's the best.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It is. The twenty fourth of April today is Kelly
Clarkson's birthday. Now you're probably going, oh, who cares, it's
the American idol girl, dude, No.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
She is absolutely crushing it. On her show.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Her show is funny, she's funny, and she.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Is really good at what she does.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yes, and she just went through a divorce where this
douche that she was married to wants money from her.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Dude, he's step step up.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Be a guy. You don't need her money.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
No, And she looks hotter than ever even though she
got on that ozembic stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, don't. I liked Kelly Clarkson when she was plumper.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I like Kelly Clarkson no matter what, because she can.
She is so talented. She can host an entire show,
she can sing, dance, act. I mean, she is just awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
But can she work one? That's what I want to
know as a guy. Hey baby, you look good and stuff,
but can you work one?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
When I look at Kelly Clarkson, she comes off as
like the kind of girl that she's gonna dominate you
in the bedroom, like you're gonna do what she tells
you to do.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
So you think she can work one?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Sure, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's also the birthday of Cedric the Entertainer, which is
one of the funniest dudes. He's great in movies and
stand up and I had a funny run in with him.
I moved from Wichita to Sacramento, Okay, and I was
working on KSFM, you know, the hip hop station.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
The movie company or whatever flew me out to LA
to be a part of this roundtable thing to promote
this movie called Oh Kingdom. Comet was called Okay, and
it had a halle Berry in it, ll COOLJ, Whoopy Goldberg,
Cedric the Entertainer, and it was chock full all the
big names, and you got it one on one with him.

(29:02):
I had no plan on doing any of these interviews.
I didn't care. I just wanted to see the movie
and get drunk. And I'm the new guy in this
radio station, so and I'm there by myself. I didn't
get to bring my sidekick no of this. So I
just got drunk the night before and I wake up
to the hotel phone ringing and my head is crooked pounding,
and the lady from the Fox, the movie company, is going,

(29:23):
you're you're supposed to be down here. We got to
do an interview. So we're doing all this press and
I'm like, okay, I'm sick, I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
And you're hung over.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, she goes, look, we didn't fly you out here,
so you just get drunk on our dime. And I
was like, okay, So I get ready and I go down.
The first guy is Cedric the entertainer. So I show
up with my little recorder and my microphone and it
is hell on Earth and I'm not ready.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh your world is spinning, and I'm telling my.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Garbage yes, and I'm sweating and I could smell the
alcohol on me and man, never mind, I'm sure they
could you. And I'm talking to Cedric and stuff, and
he's funny and he just goes, yo, you all right, dog.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
He knew what you were going through. Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
He starts laughing, and I'll laughing and I said, dude,
I tied one on last night, and goes, I understand.
And we're talking. Hey, Coler, you're on the air real quick.
What's up? Good morning kid, Chris were radio? Well back fan.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm dying here. I'm dying here, AI, Sarah, that's.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Not I said, Sarah bought three thousand. That is what
you're looking for, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
About three thousand is what it's called. My friend.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh my gosh, I'm your friends. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Sarah bought is naughty. She's like my evil twim pretty much.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I love Sarah bout later, dip, I thank you for
calling home deeper. My name is Greg. Can I help
you hike?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Greg? Do you happen to carry madder? Baby?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
What yes matter? Baby?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
What's matter?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't know? Daddy? You tell me.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Goodbye?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's Sarah Bought three thousand. She's hilarious. Do you have
a good day later? What a creep?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I know? Why does the sound naughty?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Don't you tell me?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
All right, Well, there you go. There's your April twenty
fourth stuff. All right, and I want you to meet
somebody who seems really really cool. Her name is Taylor.
Austin dies that you you're coming to Edgewater and they said, hey,
we got this big show coming. Here's a list of
some of the performers. So I went and obviously I
did some research on it, and you're like, if there's
anybody you want to talk to. So I was going
through and I'm like, oh wow, and I saw like

(31:43):
one of your videos and I'm like, oh okay, she's
a hotty. She's like a rock star. So you're like
pounding shots and getting like hammered with your band and stuff.
I'm like, this chick is like out of control, you.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Know, I've been known to say though, So we'll see.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Where are you from, Taylor, I'm originally from a drinking
and did I see you worked in my business?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I did work in radio for a year and a half.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
What did you do in radio?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I had a drag time show from three to six
pm in Central Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh okay, all right, all right, so you understand how
horrible it is and how you know they threaten you
and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Right, Yes, for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
This looks like the kind of girl that you would
be into.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Who one hundred percent? Well, it makes you want to
start drinking again.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Why would you want to start drinking?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I want to hang out with her. She's pounding shots
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Dude, my husband really wants to go to a country concert.
So I went through a whole country phase when I
was in college and a little bit out of it,
and so I've been to probably twenty country concerts and
he's like, I really want to go to one. I've
never been party. I feel like this would be the
perfect opportunity for him.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well, Edgewater, it's a whole, it's a whole festival kind
of thing they're doing on April twenty six.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
This is my houn of girl.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
By the way, everybody go to Taylor awesin Die on
Instagram or Taylor awesindie dot com and you'll see why
I'm into her. Everybody listening knows what I'm into. Uh.
She's got a bracelet that says it says trouble on it.
Why exactly are you trouble? Why are you trouble? Taylor
aws And and tell me why you're going to be
trouble for me? I truly think it's self explanatory, but

(33:16):
I want you to show me.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh no, it's like I have a good time. I
like to party.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I like to you know, get into some heathen activities
as we call him living.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Like what like if I'm around you, we will you
pull my shirt off and kiss me?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I've signed a bunch of chests this past weekend, and will.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
You do shots off my belly?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh? Yeah, absolutely?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh I would love to see that. See Taylor, Christopher
doesn't really leave the house off. No, I won't know
if he leaves. It's got to be for something really good. Yeah,
this has got to be I believe that this would
be it for him.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
If he's coming with a promise and body shot promise. Yes,
if there was a if it was a sealed deal,
I would be there.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
As long as you let us film it.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh, you let us film it.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
We'll do it.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Christopher, I don't know about it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I don't know. I'm all think about it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
See you, you're wearing a bracelet that says trouble. I'm
wearing a bracelet that my daughter made me.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Best dad, Dad. He has daughters and they're all about
the friendship bracelets. Right now, he's all duffed out like
he's at a Taylor Swift concert.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, I mean, are you hilarious? Are you you're willing
to do a shot off a fifty year old desk
jockey with gray chest hair? Go ahead, Taylor ass to die?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh my gosh, he's for the people, Taylor. You write
a lot of personal songs. Did you hear this personal
song lately from uh Kanye West? It's very personal. When
he was growing up, him and his cousin would read
a dirty magazines and experiment and re enact him on
each other.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's true, girl cousin. Okay, Well, it's just bad.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, are you going to cover that song when we
see you on April twenty six at Edgewater Cousins.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Oh no, will not. No, thank you, I'm good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Good on that all right? From what I gathered watching
the footage doing the uh the research for this, it's
like a it's like a rock concert and like she
was saying southern rock or whatever, and uh, you know,
congratulations on everything. And Taylor, you're a cool chick. And
I made the right choice when I said I want
to talk to her. She seems fun. So thank you
very much for being cool.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Well I appreciate that, and have fun.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
At the show at Edgewater April twenty six, and I
hope a lot of people come out there.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Chris show. Rugged is the only radio game with them,
five ye against Cracking.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
More breaking in normal Use

Speaker 1 (35:52):
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