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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This morning a little you know, driving into to our
radio show, I listened to the news on the radio
and our sister radio station has a news dude, and
he was reading this news story and the way he
read it was hilarious, and I'll play it to you.
Oh perfect, right here it is.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Clark was previously sentenced to probation after intoxicated driving.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
His license was suspended.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It was also found after his arrest, when officers discovered
Clark had fentanyl stored in his buttocks.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And his buttocks no listen because I was in.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
My office and I laughed, like I was like the
way he said it. Man, I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I did listen. We are so immature, but you can't.
You can't help but laugh because I heard the same thing.
That's our buddy Lee Mawen. By the way, he does great.
He's the best. He has overnights on seven hundred and
he's very appreciated around here. And it's like, how do
you professionally say this? But it's just like you said the.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Way it was the way he said it, I was like,
I couldn't stop laughing in his buttocks. So and this
is how my job. I'm in there in my little cubby,
and I wrote it down in my notes. Yeah, I'm like, oh,
I got to go grab that, and I wrote it down.
I wrote five Am News quote in the buttocks. That's
(01:21):
my job.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I did the same thing. I put buttocks in my
notes because I'm like, maybe i'll tell that story.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't breathe after his arrest when officers discover Clark
had fentanyl stored in his buttocks, hiss.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I used to work in that room, and I was
thinking about my own self. I'm like, if I had
to do this story, how would I have said it?
I know there's no the only proper way you can't
say in his butt and his heiny. I gotta say buttogs.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I know, just the way he says or gump. I
think it's his voice. I guess. I don't know what
makes that funny. Just they were immature, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I do think about all the older gentlemen listening
to that station at five o'clock this morning, every guy went,
They all turn into a twelve year old boy in
that moment and nowhere.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's not supposed to happen, I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And I didn't know the story, so I was not
expecting him to say that, no, we really are.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Thinking alike, well, anything to make fun. I mean, that's
the whole thing is is all we do is find
ways to shred each other at the radio station.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
My gosh, and we never see this guy, I mean
not that much around here. He's usually gone by the
time we get in.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And behind the scenes. I've stood up for that guy.
I've told Jack Crumley, the news manager, guy said you
need to take him off over to put him on
more during the day. He's so good.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I said the same thing too. I said, everything I
get from Lee Mawen at five o'clock, it's perfect me
up for my day. He covers everything in six minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And Jack basically was like, just don't tell me how
to do my job, you know that kind of stuff.
It's okay whatever, man.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, and I think Lee likes doing the overnights, like
some people like having that schedule, so it's a good
fit for everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But I just sit on my buttocks. We love you, yeah,
But so there you go. There's our There's one great segment, right,
there's Solid Gold playing another radio station saying funny words
here on the radio. All right, take that off my list.
Sitting right there across from me. Ay, now she's got
a broadcast into your ear hole.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's right. I just got the weirdest email. I was
going through my junk folder because apparently there are some
tickets waiting for me. Oh yeah, and then I came
across this one that was sent to me last night
from a girl named Rachel. I won't say her last name.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She send it at seven twelve and it says, Sarah,
you are the best, but serious question, how do you
never have pantylines wearing the smallest and tightest stuff? It's amazing?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, well that was from me. Are you gonna answer
the question?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
People? Okay, Rachel, I'll get back to you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, And Rachel send pics to me. I'm gonna I
want to see what she looks like. If she's asked
me questions like that, then she must wear tight stuff too, right.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
So.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I can't tell if this is a joke, if this
is just some creepy dude, I don't know what's going way.
Yeah yeah, yeah right, fake name.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Or if it's not, that's a nice new way of doing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That, I guess. So do I respond?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What's weird? It went into your spam folder. Yeah, I
went right, And how would they know your work email
because it's under a different name.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I guess you can look at that stuff up. I
don't know, no idea, Okay, Yeah, my guess is it's
some creepy dudes speaking of creepy dudes and doing stuff. Yes,
Sydney Sweeney and doctor Squatch. Yeah, I've partnered up. So
I had to look up what Doctor Squatch was, do
you know?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay, So it's this.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That name's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I kind of like it. I kind of like saying
it too. So it's this soap, cologne, and deodorant company.
It's meant for dudes, and it's all natural products, like
high end stuff. This isn't like your typical dove that
you're picking up at Walmart. So new to their site.
Now they've got soap infused with drops of Sydney's Sweeney's bathwater.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, for Christ's sake, anything.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
To make a buck, right, And here's a way to
get their name out because I had no idea who
they were until this news.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Broke to zero in on creeps, Like you said, absolutely,
because that's one of the things guys would do. Like,
Oh she's hot, I'd drink her.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Bath water well, and Sydney's playing into that too, So
she told GQ a lot of men get on her
social media pages and all they seem to talk about
is wanting to drink her bath water.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So what's next?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Are we going to get the corn ew? You know
what I mean, we're thinking too much about that, sick.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Get Sidney Sweety's corn ew ew.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I am thinking about like the hottest men in the world,
and there ain't no way.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You're not going to get the corn Tommy thraws corn.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Peanuts and cracker jack. You're disgusting. Don't make me think
about this. Sidney Sweeney said. She's taking full advantage of
all the comments, and she goes, I just want to
give the audience exactly what they want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sure she cares about the audience. In other words, I.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Still make some good money.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
They offered, and I said, yes, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Stick me selling my feet like skin after a pedicure.
You well, that could be an idea.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I do have some bills that need to get.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Paid after years of living with a woman, and women
are gross. Yes, the bathroom is disgusting. And those little
heel shaver things.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's what I'm talking about. You know, when you get
the petty and you got like the cheese greater out
and they're rubbing the bottom of your foot and all
that stuff's coming off like shredded parmesan.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I like going to those And I never did
this stuff until you know, when I got married and
all that, and then I would go with and get
those things where those little ladies would rub your feet
and put them into the water and they do all
yeah and get it done. I would just get the
basic stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But you don't get paint polished like on your toes.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, But watching her get all the stuff where they
take that cheese gray thing and I'm gonna throw off.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I can't look, and I still getting tick lish too.
I'm like, that's enough. I don't need them that smooth.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Women are gross.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Women are gross. I mean, so are dudes, but not
as gross as women. I can confirmed you guys do
dumb stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
If you go on TikTok, it's funny because you'll see
guys like trying to get the hair out of your
ears and they'll use like lighters and they'll try to
light their hair and so it's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The guys are just stupid exactly. That's why they're selling
Sydney's bathwater because they will take advantage of buying it.
So Sydney's like, and this is also my way to
encourage men to take care of themselves in a healthy
way and to stay clean.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Cash.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You're getting money, yes, So Sydney says she actually has
the bar of soap, and she describes it as being
really soft and it has an outdoorsy scent like woodsy
earthy moss.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Shut up, it's about the cash and.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
This The site says it's morning wood Blump bomp. So
it sis for eight bucks and Sydney's Bathwater Bliss is
dropping on June sixth. They say only five thousand of
these bars were made, and her actual bathwater that she
sat in is in them. They took drops of it
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and they use it. Isn't that wild? I wish I
was cool enough to have this sold so I could
make money that quick.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
See the Two Live Crew when I was growing up,
they did something similar where they put uh like for
a limited amount of time, they had their CDs with
a pube from one of the artists in.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Case I'm gonna crash out. I can't say that. That's
what they did.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
This morning.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You brought it up, started to call it two live creubes,
two live creuse, Cubic bliss.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, listen, there anything to make the money these days, tubes, bathwater.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Anything, and the cheese graters and all that the disgusting.
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Speaker 8 (10:12):
The Reds open up a three game series and beautiful
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game time, Andrew Abbott will face off against Colin Ray
since and Andy Trail's Chicago by seven and a half
in the NL Central that The Reds traded former All
Star closer Alexis Diaz to the LA Dodgers yesterday in
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exchange for twenty two year old right handed right handed
pitcher Mike Vallani. Diz had been in the minors and
rehabbing injuries and with a twelve VR at Louisville while
Vallani is headed to single A, Daytona and the Beach.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Now, listen, we always saw the Reds always trade players,
and man, he didn't ask for one, I know, but
they always trade and make all these.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Trades you don't even know what's happening, and.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
They always have the same ending result. But we never
make changes in management. What you're talking about, No, I'm
talking about big management. It'll make the big decisions. Well,
the Dodgers, those plays never change.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
The Dodgers have got like fourteen guys out of their
bullpen and are hurt.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
If you were making what they were making.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, I know what I'm saying, Like, uh, who's the
guy that Nick guy?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he keeps making all these decisions and
the team never really does anything big. You know what
I'm saying it any need to look inside more.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
We have the big red machine pipe down.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yeah, the nc Yeah, we went in doubt, wheel them
out pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's gonna be a big dead machine. They're all gone,
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Speaker 3 (11:39):
There are some people listening that don't even know what
the big Red machine is. I know, because you're getting
to that point.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Yeah, the NCAA Baseball tournament begins in Earnest today. Those
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against Miami at six. Vanderbilt meats Right State also at
six o'clock. See what else is going on here be
Bengals update. ESPN reports is star passer rusher Trey Hendrickson's
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who could be willing to miss games in the entire
twenty twenty five season if his contract demands are not.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Messed enough money by the around by noon today.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
If a guy is making those kinds of decisions, do
you want him on your team?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No? No cling problem for a minute.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Idiot play for the Reds. Ben Griffin leeds after the
first round of the Memorial Tournament in Columbus. He fired
a sixty five seven hunder par. His round included an
eagle and seven bities. Colin Morikawa second at five under.
Defending champions Scottie Scheffler tied for seventh at two under.
F c FC Cincinnati back in action tomorrow night, hosting
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and NHL West Final, it's all ready to go. Edmonton
downs Dallas sixty three. Oilers win that series in five games.
They moved to the Stanley Cup Final against the defending
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Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'll tell you what, this is the first time ever
that I can think of that I watched basketball over hockey.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I did too, I was like, oh, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I know, I know it's crazy, but that Knixt game.
But I'll tell you this is the first first time
ever that I thought I would rather be at that
game than watching it on TV. Yeah, go Pacers.
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The Pacers win, and all the celebrities are gone good.
They all they zoom in on all the celebs there
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Speaker 9 (14:13):
I was putting an external drive onto the hard drive,
you know, and just overheated it and all this stuff
was like leaking out.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Things are leaking out.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
My hard drive is so wet.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
I mean, somebody may have spilled something on there.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
My friend said, there's a dongle in it, that's a switch.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
If you want to bring it in, we can show you.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
So if I bring it in, will you put your
dongle in my cookie? A need more RAM put into
my input device? Okay, cram and ram and that's what
I like to say.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah, I don't have anything for that.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Unfortunately, I want to see the RAM on your hard drive. Yeah,
I want to put your dongle on my motherboard.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You like that?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You really don't have anything better to do?
Speaker 9 (14:56):
Nope, it's cramming and m there's all this liquid coming
out of my.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Modem that definitely doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Can you tell where it's coming from?
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Mm hmm, just from the modem?
Speaker 9 (15:09):
I think it's from the CPU.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You got liquid coming on a CPU.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It could have like a liquid coold system or something
like that on it.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
I think maybe if you came over and lubed to
my diode it would really help. Okay, maybe solder my
cookie U.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Chuck, Hi Jack.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
I need the key so I can turn your software
into hardware.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Turn my software into hardware.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
I want you to come over and terrabite this ass up.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
That sounds interesting.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
I need your help.
Speaker 12 (15:37):
You want me to help you?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Huh m hm.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Okay, we'll come by here after hours and I'll help you.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
I want to create a wave out of an MP three,
get it?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I want to you.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
I don't think I want you to tell me.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
Oh, do you think about what The last guy was
a creep.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
But the one dude like these are computer dorcs didn't
know how to put the game down on some chick
that was obviously going after him.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Most men are stupid. Yeah, it's too oblivious to figure
it out.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's true. I guess I can't talk. You know, yesterday
I forgot to bring this up. You know, I have
a routine. And yesterday I got here really really early,
and the Starbucks by me opens up at four thirty am. Ooh,
and I got there at I didn't realize it until
I got there, pulled up at four seventeen. Now I
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didn't know. So I'm sitting there at the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You're just sitting in a dark drive through or what.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm hoping that they didn't,
like the lady didn't have the little headset thing on
or whatever, because I'm sitting there, yeah, and I'm like,
if she had it on, she probably just heard me going.
So you're talk going on.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, you're talking to the dark board.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Oh my god, it's always the case.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Hello, I've done that before to a Wendy's. I thought
it was open. The Wendy's and Covington they had to
close early for like the credit card machine being down
or something. And I roll up and I'm just like, hello,
anybody there.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
But they probably weren't there. These people were probably there
getting ready to open, and I'm in the headset screaming,
And then I looked at the phone and I just
kind of slowly drove away, like, oops, my bad.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Did you go back and forth or no?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I went to the one over here by us. And
then today when I rolled up, I was hoping that
they weren't gonna be like, yeah, sorry about yesterday. You know,
we weren't open yet.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I would have just never gone back to that spot.
I would have gone to a brand new Starbucks forever.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Judas Briest is coming to town. I got your tickets.
It's time to play five and ten, which is a quick, fun,
easy game. I'll take this one, Sarah. We need like
a thing it goes five intent five and five intens
something like that.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't know. I kind of like the intensity of
this little beat.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It is time, so maybe we need the gutta go.
It's tied for five and ten.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, like Morgan Freeman. Okay, get him on that.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
All right, I'll call him. Let's go here. This is
is it? Chuck? Is that your name? There?
Speaker 12 (18:31):
He is.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'll give you a topic. I'll give you a topic
and then you have the name within a topic five
things in ten seconds, and if you do it, I
will give you tickets for Judas Priest.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
Okay, understood, Yeah, perfect?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
All right. I'm looking at the list here. I'm trying
to get one because I want to stump you.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's a Friday, take it easy, all right, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
What's wrong with you.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
You're breathing weird, hey, Chuck, Oh no, not no, man.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
That's that's the that's the wind.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
From the fans. You know they see glowing.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Usually, dude, say that's just the wind.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, all right, dude, I got I got something for you.
Are you ready to play? Five and ten for tickets?
Speaker 11 (19:19):
Let's rock, dude, Let's do it all right?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, give me five planets in our solar system in
ten seconds, go.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Pluto, Mercury, Venus, RS, and Saturn.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Wow, good to you. I think that was That was
a good one for you, brother. Hold on, okay, thanks bro. Yeah,
nice work.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Made it look easy. You thought you were going to stump.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Our friend d I did. All right, let's go here.
This is uh? Is it? Bronson?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (20:02):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You ready to play? Let's do it all right? All right?
Five and ten? Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
In five or yeah? In ten seconds? Give me five
famous Jennifers.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Go Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Watching.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Well, I don't know any.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Jennifer Bronson, not even my girl Jennifer Lawrence, my girl crush.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He goes a hell, I don't know any Jennifers. Who's this?
My name is Brandon Brandon, all, I give me five
Jennifers and ten seconds go. No, I mean not ten
on famous Jennifer's. Yes, five famous Jennifers, go ahead, Jennifer.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Aniston, Jennifer gar Jennifer Now, Jennifer Dang, Jennifer Anderson, Jennifer Garner. Uh,
that's like the only two. Jennifer's only mattered.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I feel like this is more for the girlies, I know,
but that's what makes it fun.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Are you their caller?
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Five Jennifer famous Jennifers in ten seconds.
Speaker 11 (21:26):
Go, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aiston, Jennifer Lopez O Jennifer.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Aniston, Jennifer HeLa said.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That all right, Sea.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
He was on a roll too.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Man, I think we're out of time.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Even at our girl Jenny from the block on the list.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think we're out the time. I would
take you. Well, Jennifer Anderson, here's what I got. Jennifer Anderson,
Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, I didn't have Hudson. I had Gardner though.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's a I mean, that's an easy list, right, I
mean that's pretty that's the top of the line.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
If you're driving and you're trying to think quick and
I know it's raining out there, and you got only
ten seconds, that's a tricky one.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And you're on a very popular radio shown. For Christ's sakes,
we have the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
This is the fireworks station.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So there you go. I just we had one winner,
Chuck hooked up, all right, So there you go, five
and ten. I like this game because, uh, it's a
quick to have people lose. Hell yeah, it's a kid
Chris show. That's Sarah.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's right, it is baby.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hih Hi work, Well you said it, not mean do it.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I never realized how often I say oh hi, Yeah.
I always have to hear about it from the sales guys.
I know, especially because your little uh they catched me
in action.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, when when you thought the Reds were calling you
you turned into a fan girl.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Oh, I am very excited whenever I hear from the round.
Oh that's a real call too, which I don't even
want to relate. Two years ago you did that to me,
a little prank call.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's been longer than that, I think, has it been?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Oh, find the og date please.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh I didn't even go that high. Oh hi, Oh,
it doesn't even sound like you. Really he turned into
a different person because.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I'm so happy to don it turns out it was
their evil twin.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, it wasn't even real. Oh god, it was so
wonderful that day.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I don't even want to relive it. Speaking of drama,
we got some ish going on on a plane again.
Oh yeah, this time not a little twelve year old
girl singing mo wana. Does involve a kid, So this
lady has been charged after an incident with the kid.
His age not reported yet. But this whole thing happened
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just a couple of days over a Memorial Day weekend.
On a flight home from Disney World, Christy Compton reportedly
punched a kid hit him with a water bottle, and
this all happened before slamming his head into a window
on the airplane. Which is awful all because reportedly this
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kid called her fat and referred to her as miss Piggy.
This happened before takeoff. I am assuming it's because Christy
couldn't fit into her seat on the plane. He said
she was too fed to sit down. You you know what,
I'm terrified at kids, they will be so brutally honest
with you, Like twelve and under is where they're really
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honest about things.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I went to a South Carolina with my family when
I was real, real young. I was maybe in seventh
grade and we got in an elevator once and man,
my brother was a baby, and my sister who's younger
than me, obviously she was little, and we got in
an elevator. It was my mom my sister and she
was holding my brother, I believe, and this guy got
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in the elevator and he was a big dude, and
my sister goes, mom, that means really fat.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Like I said, kids are so scary, they're so honest.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Great.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So their relationship is not clear between this kid and
the lady. Not sure if she's his mom, aunt, family friend,
or if they even know each other. Apparently the family's
not talking.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh wait, so the kid that that.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Called her miss Piggy. We don't know the relationship between
her and the kid. Oh she's not a whole lot
of details.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Just we don't know if they even know each other.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
They could very well not even know each other. Oh wow, yeah,
but she has been charged with felony child abuse. Was
in court the other day. Her mudshot is everywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Comment on the weight or anything like that, but dude,
kids are wild.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All I know is man is h Well, if it's like,
if it's the mom, then she should the charges should
be dropped.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
This child, Yes, she did some rough things to him,
slamming his head into this, into the window on the plane.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And listen, look around on the bottom of it. Stuff
needs to come back. When I was growing up, man,
there was you were afraid of you eating children were.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
A parent because I think that I could not do
that no way.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well that's why.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's why I was never hit as a kid or
anything like that. And I'm not bratty.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
My mom smacked the hell out of me so many times.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
No, that's why I'm weird about this. I was even
I felt weird talking about it. But yeah, I mean
it's trending everywhere. It's a huge story right now.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
And of course the plane just want to put on
a cape and be a superhero and say that the
person the month, the kid, the lady, the lady, the
person of the month. She needs to be put the
you know.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I can't tell. It's kind of split like, who's on?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Who's Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Can you really get mad at the kid for saying that, either.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You smack the kid into place or you're gonna be
bailing that kid out of jail later on in life.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You're just saving him from behind bar.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I don't know. I'm glad I'm not a parent though,
having a deal with this true, especially if this is
a stranger too.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It used to be where you would be like as
me as a dad, he used to be worried about
your daughter becoming like a stripper or something. Now you
worry about her becoming well, bully addicted to fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
We're calling people miss Piggy on the plane.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I don't care about that. All I care about is
then then getting addicted to drugs. That's all I care about.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I'm hoping the best for them. You're a good dad.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
If they come home and go dad, I got to
tell you something, and I'm like, oh no, and then
she goes, I'm a stripper, I'm like, cool, Thank god,
you're not doing fentanyl, are you.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I'm hoping for your sake they don't go down either path.
But yeah, if you're with your daughters and say you're
youngest to what. She's eleven, twelve years old, and she
says that to say, a complete stranger, what do you
do for punishment?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's the opposite. They're always scolding me.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You'd be the one to say it, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah. I'm the one that gets yelled at by them
because I'll make comments and then like my oldest Grace
will scold me and be upset with me and stuff,
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Like, whoa, there are more of the adults in the
relationship now. Yeah, I don't know. I've got no parent
advice whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I shouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's funny. We'll be driving down the street and she'll
just roll down the window and just yell at somebody
and she'll.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
Go, I find it.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
She's gonna be taken over the show soon. Is this
a hyatt?
Speaker 10 (28:44):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Yeah, I stayed at your place. You is nasty, nasty?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, it's like, but okay, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
This is Richard?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Richard?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You the nasty?
Speaker 10 (28:58):
Too nasty?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Do you growth you neither wash your ass? Yeah? You
upper lip smell like Pope?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Okay, man, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, there we go. There we go.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Come on, man, you know you smell.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Rappids. Rappid we we don't.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Come on in a broken ye.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's the plea. Yeah, son, ready for unless you don't
want to. I'll take it a checking young black teenagers
somebody I don't know the words make it. That's not
my thing? What's that? Chuck ingram calling gay prostitu?
Speaker 11 (29:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What how are you doing our guy?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like this? I didn't do it.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
I saw you're out on Craigslist and I was wondering
how much it was for an hour long massage if
you couldn't even get it done for a hundred one hundred?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Hey, I like that.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
I was wondering you like throat yogurt?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Can I punch your brown eye?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:06):
I want to play your teeth with my flesh ballad.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Okay? Yeah, it's one fifty.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Would that include me spot welding to your tonsils?
Speaker 11 (30:17):
What?
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Uh would you mind if my mom watched.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
For me to come with you?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's one fifty cash that is all inclusive, no tipping,
that does include everything.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
I would love a tasty serving of taints if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (30:34):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Jelle me. Oh man, who.
Speaker 10 (30:40):
Look, Paco, I'm looking to go the wrong way up.
Your exit.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
Is bad.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
T tell yeah, Friday walking, you want walk waiting.
Speaker 13 (31:13):
You can't forget it.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
So it's not even like that.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's the proofs of the Why do you take it
down that road? You're disgusting?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We started on this road.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Hello caller, you're on the air.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
High morning, yo yo.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, you were talking when I picked up talk now
all right, I was fun to.
Speaker 11 (31:39):
Chime in on what your name is going to be
for your new band? Oh it was the Beatoffs. Now
what are we gonna call it?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
The Greek around glory holes?
Speaker 12 (31:48):
The glory holes.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
That's a goodle.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
No, I'm the singer. I'm creeping my new band. Uh,
we're gonna we have try out certain on Monday. We
have somebody very special come and in the try out.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Oh yeah we do, we do?
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Yeah, right on.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
I can't wait for that. I remember seeing you guys
back at the egg Knox Social back in twenty sixteen.
You guys opened up for the Struts.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, let's try opened up for the Struts and uh,
you know that's back. You know we're gonna keep it
going though making songs better as always. Uh yeah, and
uh but who knows. I mean, listen, it's been a
while since the stage has been rocked. I've been to
a concert since then, and the stages have not been rocked. Uh,
so it's time to fix it. It's time to fix them.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Yeah, it's time for the Full Way to come on out.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's right, thank you, sir. Bye, nothing nothing him. I'm
not sure if I want to rock or if I
want to wrap. It might just end up being mean
a DJ, like that's gonna be it. Maybe I have
just to have John John's a DJ. Maybe have him
be my DJ.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Oh, you and John could get something going there, you go?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Uh, Bronson here on the air, didn't already call?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
What's up Chris?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I think he got for the game, right Bronson?
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Well, I called for the game, and then I'm calling
Chris back. So I received a voicemail from you last weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yes, so you didn't answer your phone.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I'm assuming it was you. I did not answer my phone,
no callor I d no answer.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Sorry, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I was I wanted to thank you, yeah for the
inspirational words that you left on my voicemail. Yeah, told
me not to do anything stupid, keep my cool. Yeah,
oh nine yards it was much need to not do.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah. During the holidays, I try to take time to
sit back because I have on my website kid Chris
dot com there's a a thing up there where could
sign up, put your email address up there and your
you know, your phone number, all thats uff. It's like
sign up. It's mostly for you know, when when the
station wises up and fires me, I can keep in
touch with everybody. Uh but I figured the last year
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during Thanksgiving, I'm like, you know, I'm going to call
these people who have signed up. Yeah, Happy Thanksgiving. So
I talked to a few people, but you know, when
you don't recognize the number whatever, a lot of people
don't pick up. So I love voicemails and I.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Have people messaging me like do you know why Chris
called me? Like I have no idea what's going on?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Actually, yeah, well I'm a shock John trying.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
To get through to you all week just to thank you.
But yeah that's very at get through today.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
But to thank you for listening, and you know, and uh,
you know, people say, oh, you're on a rock stasue,
So you're a shock jack. Yeah, I'm shocking you because
nobody else does that. Nobody else will do that. Jeff
and Jen aren't calling you.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't think they're calling anybody eventually.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
All right, dude, thanks, thanks a lot. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
All Right, see you men. Bronson, that's Bronson, not Bronson o'royo,
just Bronson. The gut To calls. It's a kid Chris show,
it's TV.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah,