April 23, 2024 • 24 mins
Erick's back on Tinder and things have slightly changed since the last time he was on there! Join Hoody and Erick as we get Erick Tinder-ready and figure out what last-minute things Hoody needs to do still for his wedding next week! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and we announce who is filling in for Hoody when he is gone next month! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Someone's in a happy mood, andhopefully you are, because it's sound anywhere.
It's about to get weird. Beprepared for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It'sgetting weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird.Let's get it. Where Where? Get
Where? Are you ready to getweird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready?
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You just listen to one hundred andnice episode of Let's Get Weird.
My name is Hoodie. Hey,I'm weird, And every we give you
the weird stories from our lives,the globes, the streets, the sheets,
the maps, the stars, theastrologies, the sky's above, the
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zodie X signs, signs below,and Urinus and just have a good time.
And obviously Eric apparently forgot how todo the intro forget. I just
jumped to practicing for next week.I get it. You're practicing when I'm
gone, and you have to leadthe podcast next week? I hear,
do you? I'll be here nextweek. But fun fact, we're soft
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launching somebody next week. Yeah weare. You'll find out you will find
at the end of this podcast whothat person is. Yeah, and if
you like them or not. Iforgot already. Oh we'll be able to
remember next week or we're going tobe screwed. But next week, the
week after, but next week they'rehere, screw me up with the weeks,
and then the week after then they'reholding on for me for dear life.
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And I'm worried. You don't knowwhere any of this stuff is because
you have it all hidden in hoodiesfolder. It's not hidden, it's very
obvious. You go to the it'snot I can't get this. You go
to that folder, and then yougo to the hoodie folder, and then
you order it, and then batu being right there, and then and
then what's and then where's the openthe You just open up the session,
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baby, what session? And somewherein here there's a session. Yeah.
Oh lord, that's what puts itright in the right positions for you that
you're good to go. Yeah.Yeah, you're gonna miss me, of
course. I always miss you.I need you every day. You're my
like you're my security blanket. Younoticed the rock that holds the rock that
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holds the glue. You're the glue. I know. I'm just the rock
that's in the way, you're thetasty white glue. When you go on
your honeymoon, you're going to tanYeah, brother, are you gonna try
to go naked tanning? No?No, not our resort isn't that.
No, But I don't know becauseit's weird because like where our where our
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resort is is like there's like fourother ones next to it. Yeah,
and like three of them are thesame property, So you can like go
down if you wanted to, becausewe're on like the highest tier of it,
right, But the other one Idon't know, So who knows what
happened, but we alread now we'regonna have to fight for them. Beach
chairs apparently why we looked up reviewsand people reviewing it, like, yeah,
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if you want the good like beachchairs that have like that little like
tree canopy thing over it or whateverit is, Yeah, you gotta get
there like eight o'clock in the morning, so you pay a guy, You
pay a guy, or just leaveyour stuff and trust that no one takes
it. Bring cash. Oh,I'm bringing a lot of cash. ID
fill out my immigration forms yesterday.Actually, yeah, I did it for
the DR. I remember when Iwent to the DR for a wedding actually
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popped up my timeline this time sixyears ago. I sat on the beach
pretty early in the morning one timeand this guy came by and he's like,
hey, you're sitting in my chairand I'm like, there's nothing here
that cooke bottom, like it's notyours, buddy, and what do you
do? And he tried to likeget tough with me, and I was
like, I'm not moving, andthen he just walked away. It was
a green go and we're the otherseats too, or that was the only
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seat. No, there were liketwo other seats, but he said that
the seat that I was sitting there. I was like, that's my seat.
I'm like, no, it's not. This cook bottle's been here since
I The dr goes by the ruleof if someone's stuff is on it,
it's theirs. But yeah, youknow, so we'll see what happened to
me all this, wake up everymorning and get the spot for more.
Just we're good. I bought somebooks to read on the beach. The
pool though, too. Well.She wants to be on the beach because
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we don't get that type of beachup in this area, at least in
the pool too. Obviously, ButI told her, well, here's the
funny thing is I thought we weregonna be in the Lazy River the whole
time. She's like, I wantto be in the beach all the time.
I want to be in the LazyRiver. You would want to be
and then take a shot, doa lap? Take a shot? That's
so that so gringo that? Andwhat's the other? What's the the whitewater
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rafting thing that people do? Psalknow that they're doing the no, the
other white thing? Were you ina white person or white thing that I
can't stand? Storkling, scuba diving. Don't like that. Don't like that
it involves you in a tube withyour drinks going out? Why so dumb?
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I think it's it can be fine. I'm not opposed to. Uh
the what well, I get tubeinto like a water park because it's fun
and like you're going outside with it. But just we've done it one time
and like is my dad, meand my brother everyone like, and this
is before any of us could drink. My dad obviously, Uh, they're
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like, why are we here?Everyone's just super drunk. We're just dad
and his two sons hanging out onthe tube. I can't handpacked cold sandwich
my water rafting. Sign me upkayaking cool tube and down a river with
drinks. That just sounds boring.You get burnt real quick. My ADHD
will kick in, so reflex off. That plastic goes right to you.
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Yeah, got to pack a lotof suns great for this trip. Yeah,
because I don't want to buy downthere, because expansive. It's taxed
out the wazoo. Unless you eatthe guy to go buy for you.
I don't think I'll be able goingto get a guy. You learn your
Spanish. We gotta work on yourSpanish. Okay, that don't help.
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Lord Jesus, Oh my god,just google it. She google translate everything.
Now I think we're okay. Ithink it'll be fine. She just
don't let that sucker face on.Don't have that like, what's my sucker
face? Sucker face? Was thatyou're like droopy doopy hoodie face? What's
that face? You know? Tellme what is it? This fe like
your giddy, dumb fucking face,like because those points you out and make
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you a mark muggy and robb you. I know how things goes. I
think I bring my wallet with meeverywhere. Okay, I'll bring where we're
going, I'll bring that appropriate.Do you have an underground underwater underground underwater
camera pag thing? I have oneof those. No, man, we
got a couple of weeks to buythat time. If I can find monument
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bringing bringing in see if I canuse it, because that's what I used
to take those pictures of Max underwater. I think we just need one bag.
We don't need to bring both phones. It's kind of dumb, but
yeah, you always bring both phonesin case we get lost, kiss,
anything happens. Always have your phonesand always haven't connect to the Wi Fi.
Sir, you're in the ocean,and then make sure you don't have
any of your jewelry on. No, we're going plastic green and bringing them
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even more earrings. Remember what happened. She's only bringing like the cheaper pool
when we went once she lost yourearring and I had the whole pool find
it and we found it. ThinkGod or else I was gonna die.
Well you found it, Well,I didn't find it. Somebody found it
for you knew a guy. Well, hey, you know the circle right
there exactly, but you know,don't be that guy. Yeah, and
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also bring your bag and her bag, oh suitcases, know when you're going
to the pool. Oh yeah,my, like I'll bring my backpack and
just that'll be my towel and whatnot. Yeah, my book separate, going
to read the Dune books. WhenI saw Dune two's on Amazon Prime now
to bout it to buy, thoughnot to watch, So I don't know
if I want to watch that movie. I mean, the second one convinced
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me to buy the books, sowe'll see what happens. Is going be
another one. There's a lot.There's a trilogy made by the guy who
made it, Frank Herbert. Notsure Bert, it's Herbert. So there's
Dune, which they split up intotwo movies. Then there's Dune Messiah and
Doune or Children of Dune. Thoseare the sequels. They think they're gonna
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group the other two as like thethird movie of the trilogy. So welcome,
We're getting another three hour movie toone. Hell yeah, I'm excited.
I can't wait. Still haven't finishedthat first one. It's good.
The first one, I think youneed You made me on the context of
like what's going on, and thenyou appreciate it more. I think because
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that was in a podcast with aguy like Deep Dove, like all the
history of everything. I was like, oh, okay, it makes a
little more sense though you but Ican't stay awake. Well just you know,
take a take espresso and lock inbaby, taking us bread, you
can drink in us. You cantake an espresso. Man. Anyways,
I'm gonna miss you when you're gone, miss me when I'm gone. I'm
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just gonna have that trolley Peace songplay the whole time again. This is
me. I'm exiting out out thewedding. Everyone's happy and Eric's like,
no, oh, I'm gonna seeyou one day in May, isn't it.
Are you really only gonna be herefor one day? Well, hey,
that's pro tip, and and getmarried such as you can plain out
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your honeymoon, which we did aroundMemorial Days. So it worked out.
Damn it, man, I'll behere May first, and that's it.
May first, and then May fifteenthor something to work so much. Maybe,
well you know what, at leastwe know John does listen to the
podcast, so hello, so heybuddy, And if you made it this
far, air gole buy your breakfasttomorrow depending on when you listen. No,
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we have we have we have aEric buy you breakfast tomorrow. Well,
it depends when you listen to it. Oh, you listen to it
a non food drop day and thenboom, Eric's got back. Or we
could just say hey, Eric said, order four grilled filets, or you
just text me that you're listening rightnow, so we know you're listening,
but we're recording right now. Sohow is he listening. He's always listening.
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He's always listening. It's a freakingweirdo. Well, now he's going
to hear that that he insulted him, insult him something I wouldn't say to
his face. Come on, heis a weirdo Minnesotan, you know.
Speaking of weird things, sir,let's talk about Fortnite. Oh God,
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when do you think Max is goingto unfriend us at Fortnite and play with
his own friends next time? I'mworried that's coming soon. No, none
of his like, none of hisschool friends play Fortnite. They all played
either Lego Racer or Lego games orthey play No. Yeah, some people
rode blocks, but also Luigi's Mansionthree had no games. Okay, yeah,
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no one's gotten into the Fortnite realm, like we actually cool guy's.
I don't know. He doesn't reallytalk about it to me about like his
school friends about it, so Idon't know if they talk about video games.
So Max, My and Eric weare in a squad. We do
trios fortnight, hopefully adding Shelby Sauceone of these days. Never to have
our quad complete or intern John whoeverwants to get Fortnite first and to start
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playing, because we're pretty good atit. Not god, we got a
couple of times. He he Maxnutted up the other day and got a
victory royal for us because I gotkilled and he had to kill two people
for us to win it. SoI was pretty impressed with it. He
gets it. He's gotten a lotbetter. Yeah, he plays a lot
though. Do you know they justadded, uh, you can use a
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rock band guitar controller now in theFortnite Festival mode, so you guys can
play rock band together. Oh sorry, we don't like it. And we
also got tired. He got tiredof Rocket League or the car Yeah,
becau it's only a certain amount ofmaps, right or whatever something like that,
But it's also what the lego modeis he playing the Lego mode,
got the Lego mode. Look Fortnite, Lego love you, guys, but
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you screwed yourselves by not adding carsinstantly lead to Lego mode. So it
drove me nuts because you have towalk everywhere and it takes forever, and
then everything is attacking you. It'slike Oregon Trail, but without the horses
or the buggies. Who thought ofthat? Why didn't you play this to
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morses or maybe cattle or maybe carsto make lego because it's hard to move
around to that game. Also,when you go in the cave, another
thing. You can't open up themap and see where you are because you're
in a cave, which is kindof okay, get it makes sense,
but the caves are massive and youdon't know where the freaking entrance is.
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Where am I? Where are you? Exactly? So they should have known
them thinking a little more thinking andplanning before they they created the Lego mode
in Fortnite, Because as an adult, I think it's as an adult playing
a child, it's a little it'sa little annoying. It's a little annoying.
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That's okay, you know what Imean. I mean, I don't
I don't play the Lego mode.So yeah, because you don't play with
us, well, I only wantto play the mode. Max is good
at No, he's good in thefreaking Lego. It's pretty easy when to
just make things. It's Minecraft.No, it's not make things. He's
got to go find things. Wehave to go to the freaking the other
side of the map. We gottago to the cool place. You gotta
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go to the hot place and getthese things. But it just takes forever
to walk there. I'm sorry,tell me how you really feel. I
hate it. She back to now. Dang it, Ah, that feel
good. You know it's gonna feelgood? Well, Bobby leaving my wedding
because I'm still trying to figure outhow to leave thee with that Uber pickup
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or not. Wait, she didn'thave a hook up. No, she
hasn't got responded yet, so she'snot gonna get her. We'll see what
happens. We need do we needto say something? I'll find out after
tonight. We'll see. Because Itried try to email someone I knew but
more and I trying to figure outhow we should leave our wedding because originally
we're like, oh, let's goodat Uber black and just take that.
But then we were casted doubt whensomeone told us that they might not show
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up. And then you're just kindof okly saying bye everybody, and then
it says five minutes. I said, you make somebody be the Uber person
before that you start that soul scenarioand then you get the one that person
gets there for Uber. Hey,I need you to be waiting five more
minutes. It is funny because wewere looking at prices for stuff and like,
oh, we could get a shuttlefor like fifteen people, so like
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the Groom's people, like the bridleparty, And then when I started asking,
hey, would you take the thing? Like I don't know what about
my car? I'm like, thehell? Are we happy that we're getting
the shuttle? And then we're notgetting the shuttle. No, it's different
people, but it's like but it'slike people like weddings. There's just very
people pleasy. It has to be. But that's okay, we're almost done
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really pleasy for YouTube. Yeah,well, I mean we've like planned our
stuff and that'll happen, but itis like because we're still like late planning
stuff of like all right, welldo we want to have this for the
photo booth. Do we want tohave, you know, the shuttle for
these people or whatnot? How arewe getting those people to the wedding?
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They can leave the cars there,but a lot of people I asked,
yes, We're like, I wantto leave my car there. I'm like,
it is a retirement community that livesin that community. We're fine,
No one's going to break into yourhouse in Haymarket, Virginia. Oh,
you're not picking up from the hotel. You're doing the reception back hotel.
Yeah, that's where you screwed up. Yeah, but doing the shuttle thing
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was like triple price. So yeah, well it is what it is because
hourly versus point to point or somethingis what they call it, right,
because you have to make them waitfor you, and then that cruised more
money. But it's only you didn'tYou could have just gone on the radium
and like, I need a shuttlenow I did sort of and didn't pan
out up. But now we're tryingto see, hey, can we redo
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things and they haven't responded, sookay, we'll see what happens. I
tried, I'm trying, you aretrying. And it's funny because Moore is
very like she's the crafty one outof us. So she's like doing all
the like the craft stuff for thewedding, and I'm like doing all the
logistics for the honeymoon, Like,oh, we gotta get the migration forum
saying we're gonna upload our passports andI'll do all of that. I don't
know how to do any of thesecrafty things. That's good. Yeah,
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yeah, it's important to get thosethings. And then after next week,
well I guess probably that we gottacome back. You won't hear about my
wedding ever again if you don't likehearing about my wedding. So on this
podcast, I'm excited for your wedding. It'll be fun. Am I gonna
drink? Oh yeah? Are yougonna drink? Oh yeah, you gotta
eat? Yeah yeah. Well soI'm not well, we can't have alcohol
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in our getting ready room. Thatis a venue thing, okay, so
we or they'll suspend the alcohol licensefor later in the day if they catch,
like even if it's a flask orsomething like that. So we're gonna
pregure hotel, have Kevin drive usbecause it's sober one obviously, Thank you
God, we have one of thosesight and that's not why he's a groomsman,
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but it's a perk of being.And then uh gonna start drinking when
the reception happens, really the mornand I get to eat before everyone else
gets to eat, so good,because that's always been the cocktail that eating
beforehand is always the best thing todo because you don't want to be hungry,
because you're gonna be hungry. Andthen you gotta walk around, you
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got to say hi to everybody,and it's just it's a that I haiti.
Man, It's it's a lot ofwork, you know what it is.
But you know what, You've neverbeen married, I've just eaten.
I've been part of Do you wantto talk about that app you just downloaded
again? Oh yeah, back ontender everybody. It sucks where see me
run away? But oh that's we'regonna name it. We're gonna name it
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Eric Eric's. But you know what, here in the distance, it's some
goga style because it's something where werereal misconnections from the actual DMB at Washington,
d C or whatever else it wantsto be. I found a good
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number of misconnections for this week's episolute. I like eight of them. I
was like they might This is theweird thing, my miss connections. Sometimes
they get deleted, so we gottastrike them when we strike them hot,
you know. Uh. So thefirst one is called breakfast sausage. We
also keep in mind, if younew this, have a sort of battle
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to see which which state or partof the d m V is freak gear
DC, Maryland or Virginia. Hoodygrew up in Virginia to up too down,
and I grew up in Maryland.Well, you said you were born
in I was born to watching OfficalCenter. So that is the district of
Columbia and I grew up in.But either way, Hoodie doesn't believe that.
I say that Virginians are freaks,and so clearly they are. Well.
Our first one up is near Waldorf. Yeah it's far away. Uh
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breakfast sausage. I want a bigbreakfast tomorrow morning. A thick sausage sounds
great. If you got it,I'll come get it, Jesus, I
don't get it. Next one,Eric, is it Ketterine? What where's
that? Booh oh? Good lookingfor a black snake? Would you like
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to find a nice long black snakethat is friendly and non aggressive, that
likes being handled handles and plagued withwilling to travel to play with a nice
size black snake. Mid forties malehere the good sized snake too. Reply
with status info and a couple ofpicks of your snake relaxed and agitated snake
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collector. I don't think he's asnake collector. He likes to collect snakes.
Why's much hair? Feels so long? You're so tiny? Next one,
missing my female workout Buddy and Billiethree and Maryland. Yeah, male
looking for a woman who's looking atwhite male looking for a woman who's looking
for a steady mate to sweat itout on a regular basis. Some mutual
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cardiovascular activities would be ideal. Agreat way of saying said, but please
do not respond to offers, soI don't know what that means. Next
one, Where do you go?Bro? Hyattsville? That's four from Maryland.
We met on here right after yourdivorced. You needed a hand after
your wife was gone, and wechilled a few times. I think the
last one we got together was aballgame. Things got busy and we lost
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touch. I can't find your contactin film. I was wondering if you'd
still liked if you still looked atthese. He did a hand and you
guys were at a ballgame, Sothe bats and the balls are getting played
with. Next one PG County.That's five from Maryland. You left your
DVDs here the other night. Hey, you left your DVDs here the other
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night at my coffee table when yourolled out. Did you want to back
or are you leaving them here?It's a good way of getting come back
from I got to get my DVDs. Who has dvox friends? I just
bought The Gentleman on Blu ray andThe Mummy trilogy. Dig No, I
bought it on Blu ray. SteI can get a digital just buy the
digital version because digital version was moreexpensive. I would have bought this is
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cheaper. Yeah, but then youjust got random DVD hanging out. No,
I have a bot. You don'teven have a DVD player anymore?
Do what? Oh? Your Xboxstill has that? Yeah? Good,
I thought you had the one thatdidn't have it. All right, you're
the what is that muscle stuff?Usburg Moco? Are you still in the
area? Used to meet up andhave me service you to come compete in
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your what to completion to completion inyour s u V. You were white,
muscular and had a great d hada great d wow in Kaitlyn's area.
All right, Maryland, freaky todayMaryland, next one lake. That's
the only way to Kings Dominion.No it is not is Dale City.
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That is nearwood Hood Bridge. Yes, it's not near Kings the main on
the way. Okay, lost sparkGod, Hello guy here and look at
a sparkle life a bit looking fora lady ass, some good time or
open minded couple. Let's get incontact, Let's chat and go from there.
Thanks, ths excellent. Right,saw your tent rested reston, Virginia.
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That's another one. That's what threefor you? Five to two?
Five to two. If you sawus looking, let me know if you
also have an impressive tent, wemay want to see it. Let me
know. They're out doorsy, Surethey want to see what they want.
Looks like they want to pinch theirown tent. No, pitch, not
pinch. Pitch, Well, yougotta pinch it too. What pinch the
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tent? You got to put iton the pole in the steak cut.
Go hold on in the canvas.Sometimes it's something happens. It's a little
all right on that one. Isaved that like an hour ago to got
taken down all right in their lastone, Oxen Hill, I'm Latino and
Attom looking for a big snake.I host, so I think Latino bottom
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needs to find snake. Then boom, two snakes happy together, intertwined.
Snake babies will be made. Snakebabies, snake baby. You've seen snake
babies before? Actually, what babysnakes? Yeah, they come out of
an egg, they do. Yeah. The snakes hatch eggs like raptors.
Oh yeah, a worm and theireggs aren't hard. You're telling me worms
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are baby snakes are not baby snakes. It looks like a baby snake.
That's a worm. That doesn't babysnak. No, it doesn't interesting.
Well, that does it for thisweek, so let's get weird. Uh.
Next week will be my last episodefor a couple of weeks because your
boy's getting married and going on ahoneymoon all that good stuff. But don't
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worry, because someone will be fillingin my shoes. They'll be additioning to
us next week when we bring thereturn of siblings or days next week.
Eric's favorite game one casey Yoder popularizedfrom intern John in Your Morning Show.
In from just being a great personin this building, great person will be
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filling in for me and we'll seeif Eric can coexist with one Yoder in
the same room, same time.But you can follow me Andrew Hoodie with
the y. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's r R
I c k V. Have agreat week and always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
Someone's in a happy mood, andhopefully you are, because it's sound anywhere.
It's about to get weird. Beprepared for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It'sgetting weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird.Let's get it. Where Where? Get
Where? Are you ready to getweird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready?
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You just listen to one hundred andnice episode of Let's Get Weird.
My name is Hoodie. Hey,I'm weird, And every we give you
the weird stories from our lives,the globes, the streets, the sheets,
the maps, the stars, theastrologies, the sky's above, the
(00:47):
zodie X signs, signs below,and Urinus and just have a good time.
And obviously Eric apparently forgot how todo the intro forget. I just
jumped to practicing for next week.I get it. You're practicing when I'm
gone, and you have to leadthe podcast next week? I hear,
do you? I'll be here nextweek. But fun fact, we're soft
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launching somebody next week. Yeah weare. You'll find out you will find
at the end of this podcast whothat person is. Yeah, and if
you like them or not. Iforgot already. Oh we'll be able to
remember next week or we're going tobe screwed. But next week, the
week after, but next week they'rehere, screw me up with the weeks,
and then the week after then they'reholding on for me for dear life.
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And I'm worried. You don't knowwhere any of this stuff is because
you have it all hidden in hoodiesfolder. It's not hidden, it's very
obvious. You go to the it'snot I can't get this. You go
to that folder, and then yougo to the hoodie folder, and then
you order it, and then batu being right there, and then and
then what's and then where's the openthe You just open up the session,
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baby, what session? And somewherein here there's a session. Yeah.
Oh lord, that's what puts itright in the right positions for you that
you're good to go. Yeah.Yeah, you're gonna miss me, of
course. I always miss you.I need you every day. You're my
like you're my security blanket. Younoticed the rock that holds the rock that
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holds the glue. You're the glue. I know. I'm just the rock
that's in the way, you're thetasty white glue. When you go on
your honeymoon, you're going to tanYeah, brother, are you gonna try
to go naked tanning? No?No, not our resort isn't that.
No, But I don't know becauseit's weird because like where our where our
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resort is is like there's like fourother ones next to it. Yeah,
and like three of them are thesame property, So you can like go
down if you wanted to, becausewe're on like the highest tier of it,
right, But the other one Idon't know, So who knows what
happened, but we alread now we'regonna have to fight for them. Beach
chairs apparently why we looked up reviewsand people reviewing it, like, yeah,
(02:55):
if you want the good like beachchairs that have like that little like
tree canopy thing over it or whateverit is, Yeah, you gotta get
there like eight o'clock in the morning, so you pay a guy, You
pay a guy, or just leaveyour stuff and trust that no one takes
it. Bring cash. Oh,I'm bringing a lot of cash. ID
fill out my immigration forms yesterday.Actually, yeah, I did it for
the DR. I remember when Iwent to the DR for a wedding actually
(03:20):
popped up my timeline this time sixyears ago. I sat on the beach
pretty early in the morning one timeand this guy came by and he's like,
hey, you're sitting in my chairand I'm like, there's nothing here
that cooke bottom, like it's notyours, buddy, and what do you
do? And he tried to likeget tough with me, and I was
like, I'm not moving, andthen he just walked away. It was
a green go and we're the otherseats too, or that was the only
(03:42):
seat. No, there were liketwo other seats, but he said that
the seat that I was sitting there. I was like, that's my seat.
I'm like, no, it's not. This cook bottle's been here since
I The dr goes by the ruleof if someone's stuff is on it,
it's theirs. But yeah, youknow, so we'll see what happened to
me all this, wake up everymorning and get the spot for more.
Just we're good. I bought somebooks to read on the beach. The
pool though, too. Well.She wants to be on the beach because
(04:03):
we don't get that type of beachup in this area, at least in
the pool too. Obviously, ButI told her, well, here's the
funny thing is I thought we weregonna be in the Lazy River the whole
time. She's like, I wantto be in the beach all the time.
I want to be in the LazyRiver. You would want to be
and then take a shot, doa lap? Take a shot? That's
so that so gringo that? Andwhat's the other? What's the the whitewater
(04:29):
rafting thing that people do? Psalknow that they're doing the no, the
other white thing? Were you ina white person or white thing that I
can't stand? Storkling, scuba diving. Don't like that. Don't like that
it involves you in a tube withyour drinks going out? Why so dumb?
(04:54):
I think it's it can be fine. I'm not opposed to. Uh
the what well, I get tubeinto like a water park because it's fun
and like you're going outside with it. But just we've done it one time
and like is my dad, meand my brother everyone like, and this
is before any of us could drink. My dad obviously, Uh, they're
(05:15):
like, why are we here?Everyone's just super drunk. We're just dad
and his two sons hanging out onthe tube. I can't handpacked cold sandwich
my water rafting. Sign me upkayaking cool tube and down a river with
drinks. That just sounds boring.You get burnt real quick. My ADHD
will kick in, so reflex off. That plastic goes right to you.
(05:36):
Yeah, got to pack a lotof suns great for this trip. Yeah,
because I don't want to buy downthere, because expansive. It's taxed
out the wazoo. Unless you eatthe guy to go buy for you.
I don't think I'll be able goingto get a guy. You learn your
Spanish. We gotta work on yourSpanish. Okay, that don't help.
(05:56):
Lord Jesus, Oh my god,just google it. She google translate everything.
Now I think we're okay. Ithink it'll be fine. She just
don't let that sucker face on.Don't have that like, what's my sucker
face? Sucker face? Was thatyou're like droopy doopy hoodie face? What's
that face? You know? Tellme what is it? This fe like
your giddy, dumb fucking face,like because those points you out and make
(06:20):
you a mark muggy and robb you. I know how things goes. I
think I bring my wallet with meeverywhere. Okay, I'll bring where we're
going, I'll bring that appropriate.Do you have an underground underwater underground underwater
camera pag thing? I have oneof those. No, man, we
got a couple of weeks to buythat time. If I can find monument
(06:42):
bringing bringing in see if I canuse it, because that's what I used
to take those pictures of Max underwater. I think we just need one bag.
We don't need to bring both phones. It's kind of dumb, but
yeah, you always bring both phonesin case we get lost, kiss,
anything happens. Always have your phonesand always haven't connect to the Wi Fi.
Sir, you're in the ocean,and then make sure you don't have
any of your jewelry on. No, we're going plastic green and bringing them
(07:04):
even more earrings. Remember what happened. She's only bringing like the cheaper pool
when we went once she lost yourearring and I had the whole pool find
it and we found it. ThinkGod or else I was gonna die.
Well you found it, Well,I didn't find it. Somebody found it
for you knew a guy. Well, hey, you know the circle right
there exactly, but you know,don't be that guy. Yeah, and
(07:28):
also bring your bag and her bag, oh suitcases, know when you're going
to the pool. Oh yeah,my, like I'll bring my backpack and
just that'll be my towel and whatnot. Yeah, my book separate, going
to read the Dune books. WhenI saw Dune two's on Amazon Prime now
to bout it to buy, thoughnot to watch, So I don't know
if I want to watch that movie. I mean, the second one convinced
(07:50):
me to buy the books, sowe'll see what happens. Is going be
another one. There's a lot.There's a trilogy made by the guy who
made it, Frank Herbert. Notsure Bert, it's Herbert. So there's
Dune, which they split up intotwo movies. Then there's Dune Messiah and
Doune or Children of Dune. Thoseare the sequels. They think they're gonna
(08:11):
group the other two as like thethird movie of the trilogy. So welcome,
We're getting another three hour movie toone. Hell yeah, I'm excited.
I can't wait. Still haven't finishedthat first one. It's good.
The first one, I think youneed You made me on the context of
like what's going on, and thenyou appreciate it more. I think because
(08:31):
that was in a podcast with aguy like Deep Dove, like all the
history of everything. I was like, oh, okay, it makes a
little more sense though you but Ican't stay awake. Well just you know,
take a take espresso and lock inbaby, taking us bread, you
can drink in us. You cantake an espresso. Man. Anyways,
I'm gonna miss you when you're gone, miss me when I'm gone. I'm
(08:54):
just gonna have that trolley Peace songplay the whole time again. This is
me. I'm exiting out out thewedding. Everyone's happy and Eric's like,
no, oh, I'm gonna seeyou one day in May, isn't it.
Are you really only gonna be herefor one day? Well, hey,
that's pro tip, and and getmarried such as you can plain out
(09:18):
your honeymoon, which we did aroundMemorial Days. So it worked out.
Damn it, man, I'll behere May first, and that's it.
May first, and then May fifteenthor something to work so much. Maybe,
well you know what, at leastwe know John does listen to the
podcast, so hello, so heybuddy, And if you made it this
far, air gole buy your breakfasttomorrow depending on when you listen. No,
(09:41):
we have we have we have aEric buy you breakfast tomorrow. Well,
it depends when you listen to it. Oh, you listen to it
a non food drop day and thenboom, Eric's got back. Or we
could just say hey, Eric said, order four grilled filets, or you
just text me that you're listening rightnow, so we know you're listening,
but we're recording right now. Sohow is he listening. He's always listening.
(10:03):
He's always listening. It's a freakingweirdo. Well, now he's going
to hear that that he insulted him, insult him something I wouldn't say to
his face. Come on, heis a weirdo Minnesotan, you know.
Speaking of weird things, sir,let's talk about Fortnite. Oh God,
(10:24):
when do you think Max is goingto unfriend us at Fortnite and play with
his own friends next time? I'mworried that's coming soon. No, none
of his like, none of hisschool friends play Fortnite. They all played
either Lego Racer or Lego games orthey play No. Yeah, some people
rode blocks, but also Luigi's Mansionthree had no games. Okay, yeah,
(10:48):
no one's gotten into the Fortnite realm, like we actually cool guy's.
I don't know. He doesn't reallytalk about it to me about like his
school friends about it, so Idon't know if they talk about video games.
So Max, My and Eric weare in a squad. We do
trios fortnight, hopefully adding Shelby Sauceone of these days. Never to have
our quad complete or intern John whoeverwants to get Fortnite first and to start
(11:11):
playing, because we're pretty good atit. Not god, we got a
couple of times. He he Maxnutted up the other day and got a
victory royal for us because I gotkilled and he had to kill two people
for us to win it. SoI was pretty impressed with it. He
gets it. He's gotten a lotbetter. Yeah, he plays a lot
though. Do you know they justadded, uh, you can use a
(11:33):
rock band guitar controller now in theFortnite Festival mode, so you guys can
play rock band together. Oh sorry, we don't like it. And we
also got tired. He got tiredof Rocket League or the car Yeah,
becau it's only a certain amount ofmaps, right or whatever something like that,
But it's also what the lego modeis he playing the Lego mode,
got the Lego mode. Look Fortnite, Lego love you, guys, but
(11:56):
you screwed yourselves by not adding carsinstantly lead to Lego mode. So it
drove me nuts because you have towalk everywhere and it takes forever, and
then everything is attacking you. It'slike Oregon Trail, but without the horses
or the buggies. Who thought ofthat? Why didn't you play this to
(12:20):
morses or maybe cattle or maybe carsto make lego because it's hard to move
around to that game. Also,when you go in the cave, another
thing. You can't open up themap and see where you are because you're
in a cave, which is kindof okay, get it makes sense,
but the caves are massive and youdon't know where the freaking entrance is.
(12:41):
Where am I? Where are you? Exactly? So they should have known
them thinking a little more thinking andplanning before they they created the Lego mode
in Fortnite, Because as an adult, I think it's as an adult playing
a child, it's a little it'sa little annoying. It's a little annoying.
(13:05):
That's okay, you know what Imean. I mean, I don't
I don't play the Lego mode.So yeah, because you don't play with
us, well, I only wantto play the mode. Max is good
at No, he's good in thefreaking Lego. It's pretty easy when to
just make things. It's Minecraft.No, it's not make things. He's
got to go find things. Wehave to go to the freaking the other
side of the map. We gottago to the cool place. You gotta
(13:28):
go to the hot place and getthese things. But it just takes forever
to walk there. I'm sorry,tell me how you really feel. I
hate it. She back to now. Dang it, Ah, that feel
good. You know it's gonna feelgood? Well, Bobby leaving my wedding
because I'm still trying to figure outhow to leave thee with that Uber pickup
(13:50):
or not. Wait, she didn'thave a hook up. No, she
hasn't got responded yet, so she'snot gonna get her. We'll see what
happens. We need do we needto say something? I'll find out after
tonight. We'll see. Because Itried try to email someone I knew but
more and I trying to figure outhow we should leave our wedding because originally
we're like, oh, let's goodat Uber black and just take that.
But then we were casted doubt whensomeone told us that they might not show
(14:11):
up. And then you're just kindof okly saying bye everybody, and then
it says five minutes. I said, you make somebody be the Uber person
before that you start that soul scenarioand then you get the one that person
gets there for Uber. Hey,I need you to be waiting five more
minutes. It is funny because wewere looking at prices for stuff and like,
oh, we could get a shuttlefor like fifteen people, so like
(14:33):
the Groom's people, like the bridleparty, And then when I started asking,
hey, would you take the thing? Like I don't know what about
my car? I'm like, thehell? Are we happy that we're getting
the shuttle? And then we're notgetting the shuttle. No, it's different
people, but it's like but it'slike people like weddings. There's just very
people pleasy. It has to be. But that's okay, we're almost done
(14:54):
really pleasy for YouTube. Yeah,well, I mean we've like planned our
stuff and that'll happen, but itis like because we're still like late planning
stuff of like all right, welldo we want to have this for the
photo booth. Do we want tohave, you know, the shuttle for
these people or whatnot? How arewe getting those people to the wedding?
(15:16):
They can leave the cars there,but a lot of people I asked,
yes, We're like, I wantto leave my car there. I'm like,
it is a retirement community that livesin that community. We're fine,
No one's going to break into yourhouse in Haymarket, Virginia. Oh,
you're not picking up from the hotel. You're doing the reception back hotel.
Yeah, that's where you screwed up. Yeah, but doing the shuttle thing
(15:39):
was like triple price. So yeah, well it is what it is because
hourly versus point to point or somethingis what they call it, right,
because you have to make them waitfor you, and then that cruised more
money. But it's only you didn'tYou could have just gone on the radium
and like, I need a shuttlenow I did sort of and didn't pan
out up. But now we're tryingto see, hey, can we redo
(16:02):
things and they haven't responded, sookay, we'll see what happens. I
tried, I'm trying, you aretrying. And it's funny because Moore is
very like she's the crafty one outof us. So she's like doing all
the like the craft stuff for thewedding, and I'm like doing all the
logistics for the honeymoon, Like,oh, we gotta get the migration forum
saying we're gonna upload our passports andI'll do all of that. I don't
know how to do any of thesecrafty things. That's good. Yeah,
(16:22):
yeah, it's important to get thosethings. And then after next week,
well I guess probably that we gottacome back. You won't hear about my
wedding ever again if you don't likehearing about my wedding. So on this
podcast, I'm excited for your wedding. It'll be fun. Am I gonna
drink? Oh yeah? Are yougonna drink? Oh yeah, you gotta
eat? Yeah yeah. Well soI'm not well, we can't have alcohol
(16:45):
in our getting ready room. Thatis a venue thing, okay, so
we or they'll suspend the alcohol licensefor later in the day if they catch,
like even if it's a flask orsomething like that. So we're gonna
pregure hotel, have Kevin drive usbecause it's sober one obviously, Thank you
God, we have one of thosesight and that's not why he's a groomsman,
(17:07):
but it's a perk of being.And then uh gonna start drinking when
the reception happens, really the mornand I get to eat before everyone else
gets to eat, so good,because that's always been the cocktail that eating
beforehand is always the best thing todo because you don't want to be hungry,
because you're gonna be hungry. Andthen you gotta walk around, you
(17:27):
got to say hi to everybody,and it's just it's a that I haiti.
Man, It's it's a lot ofwork, you know what it is.
But you know what, You've neverbeen married, I've just eaten.
I've been part of Do you wantto talk about that app you just downloaded
again? Oh yeah, back ontender everybody. It sucks where see me
run away? But oh that's we'regonna name it. We're gonna name it
(17:48):
Eric Eric's. But you know what, here in the distance, it's some
goga style because it's something where werereal misconnections from the actual DMB at Washington,
d C or whatever else it wantsto be. I found a good
(18:12):
number of misconnections for this week's episolute. I like eight of them. I
was like they might This is theweird thing, my miss connections. Sometimes
they get deleted, so we gottastrike them when we strike them hot,
you know. Uh. So thefirst one is called breakfast sausage. We
also keep in mind, if younew this, have a sort of battle
(18:32):
to see which which state or partof the d m V is freak gear
DC, Maryland or Virginia. Hoodygrew up in Virginia to up too down,
and I grew up in Maryland.Well, you said you were born
in I was born to watching OfficalCenter. So that is the district of
Columbia and I grew up in.But either way, Hoodie doesn't believe that.
I say that Virginians are freaks,and so clearly they are. Well.
Our first one up is near Waldorf. Yeah it's far away. Uh
(18:57):
breakfast sausage. I want a bigbreakfast tomorrow morning. A thick sausage sounds
great. If you got it,I'll come get it, Jesus, I
don't get it. Next one,Eric, is it Ketterine? What where's
that? Booh oh? Good lookingfor a black snake? Would you like
(19:19):
to find a nice long black snakethat is friendly and non aggressive, that
likes being handled handles and plagued withwilling to travel to play with a nice
size black snake. Mid forties malehere the good sized snake too. Reply
with status info and a couple ofpicks of your snake relaxed and agitated snake
(19:42):
collector. I don't think he's asnake collector. He likes to collect snakes.
Why's much hair? Feels so long? You're so tiny? Next one,
missing my female workout Buddy and Billiethree and Maryland. Yeah, male
looking for a woman who's looking atwhite male looking for a woman who's looking
for a steady mate to sweat itout on a regular basis. Some mutual
(20:03):
cardiovascular activities would be ideal. Agreat way of saying said, but please
do not respond to offers, soI don't know what that means. Next
one, Where do you go?Bro? Hyattsville? That's four from Maryland.
We met on here right after yourdivorced. You needed a hand after
your wife was gone, and wechilled a few times. I think the
last one we got together was aballgame. Things got busy and we lost
(20:27):
touch. I can't find your contactin film. I was wondering if you'd
still liked if you still looked atthese. He did a hand and you
guys were at a ballgame, Sothe bats and the balls are getting played
with. Next one PG County.That's five from Maryland. You left your
DVDs here the other night. Hey, you left your DVDs here the other
(20:48):
night at my coffee table when yourolled out. Did you want to back
or are you leaving them here?It's a good way of getting come back
from I got to get my DVDs. Who has dvox friends? I just
bought The Gentleman on Blu ray andThe Mummy trilogy. Dig No, I
bought it on Blu ray. SteI can get a digital just buy the
digital version because digital version was moreexpensive. I would have bought this is
(21:10):
cheaper. Yeah, but then youjust got random DVD hanging out. No,
I have a bot. You don'teven have a DVD player anymore?
Do what? Oh? Your Xboxstill has that? Yeah? Good,
I thought you had the one thatdidn't have it. All right, you're
the what is that muscle stuff?Usburg Moco? Are you still in the
area? Used to meet up andhave me service you to come compete in
(21:33):
your what to completion to completion inyour s u V. You were white,
muscular and had a great d hada great d wow in Kaitlyn's area.
All right, Maryland, freaky todayMaryland, next one lake. That's
the only way to Kings Dominion.No it is not is Dale City.
(21:56):
That is nearwood Hood Bridge. Yes, it's not near Kings the main on
the way. Okay, lost sparkGod, Hello guy here and look at
a sparkle life a bit looking fora lady ass, some good time or
open minded couple. Let's get incontact, Let's chat and go from there.
Thanks, ths excellent. Right,saw your tent rested reston, Virginia.
(22:18):
That's another one. That's what threefor you? Five to two?
Five to two. If you sawus looking, let me know if you
also have an impressive tent, wemay want to see it. Let me
know. They're out doorsy, Surethey want to see what they want.
Looks like they want to pinch theirown tent. No, pitch, not
pinch. Pitch, Well, yougotta pinch it too. What pinch the
(22:41):
tent? You got to put iton the pole in the steak cut.
Go hold on in the canvas.Sometimes it's something happens. It's a little
all right on that one. Isaved that like an hour ago to got
taken down all right in their lastone, Oxen Hill, I'm Latino and
Attom looking for a big snake.I host, so I think Latino bottom
(23:04):
needs to find snake. Then boom, two snakes happy together, intertwined.
Snake babies will be made. Snakebabies, snake baby. You've seen snake
babies before? Actually, what babysnakes? Yeah, they come out of
an egg, they do. Yeah. The snakes hatch eggs like raptors.
Oh yeah, a worm and theireggs aren't hard. You're telling me worms
(23:27):
are baby snakes are not baby snakes. It looks like a baby snake.
That's a worm. That doesn't babysnak. No, it doesn't interesting.
Well, that does it for thisweek, so let's get weird. Uh.
Next week will be my last episodefor a couple of weeks because your
boy's getting married and going on ahoneymoon all that good stuff. But don't
(23:49):
worry, because someone will be fillingin my shoes. They'll be additioning to
us next week when we bring thereturn of siblings or days next week.
Eric's favorite game one casey Yoder popularizedfrom intern John in Your Morning Show.
In from just being a great personin this building, great person will be
(24:11):
filling in for me and we'll seeif Eric can coexist with one Yoder in
the same room, same time.But you can follow me Andrew Hoodie with
the y. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's r R
I c k V. Have agreat week and always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
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