April 16, 2025 • 47 mins
Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, we're spilling the tea—and the coffee! ☕
Find out how America really drinks coffee (spoiler: it's not cute).
Then... it's Human vs Robot WAR again.
🤖They’re getting smarter—and sassier.
💸 Wanna wake up the “perfect” way? That’ll be $150, please!
🍺 A guy got charged at a restaurant just for saying “Yo, that’s not my beer.”
🎫 Plus: Red Robin drops the Unlimited Burger Pass (dangerous)
🚀 Was the All-Women Rocket Launch progress or just PR?
🎤 In the Rock Report: Perry Farrell’s cleansing ritual and Tom DeLonge’s alien movie dreams
🧠 Nerd News with Marris – tech, space, and mind-blowers
🔥 And of course… Bad News Bears: chaos, chainsaws, and Florida. (Yes, really.)
Find out how America really drinks coffee (spoiler: it's not cute).
Then... it's Human vs Robot WAR again.
🤖They’re getting smarter—and sassier.
💸 Wanna wake up the “perfect” way? That’ll be $150, please!
🍺 A guy got charged at a restaurant just for saying “Yo, that’s not my beer.”
🎫 Plus: Red Robin drops the Unlimited Burger Pass (dangerous)
🚀 Was the All-Women Rocket Launch progress or just PR?
🎤 In the Rock Report: Perry Farrell’s cleansing ritual and Tom DeLonge’s alien movie dreams
🧠 Nerd News with Marris – tech, space, and mind-blowers
🔥 And of course… Bad News Bears: chaos, chainsaws, and Florida. (Yes, really.)
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And speaking of hard to handle. Good morning. My name
is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm there, I'm Michael.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is the Morning mash been on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
We got a show today, boys.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Happy Wednesday, mister Mike, let's get it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, indeed, there's a mystery chicken in the studio.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I know we saw this, uh our buddy here when
we came in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What a cock?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I think I think this is our reminder that, yes,
Rocky the Rooster is back. Yes, after eight he has
one thousand dollars the rest of the day for your keyword,
So that's.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Going to be the reminder all day.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm pumping this chicken like in the air, like a
you know, electronic show chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What would you do with an extra thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Credit? Yeah? Bills?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I want to say something fun and cool, but it
is actively just bills right now.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I would buy four eggs just for Yeah, we only
get a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh, man, Maria, you're gonna be excited about this big
dang sports.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And you guys both look really cute and you're matching
out there.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, look at him.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I got the Cubs gear. He's got the bulls gear.
But Steve's in here, he's got bulls gear.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
On, and I am in red which.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You got bulls That counts also wearing my arsenal gear
playing in the Champions League. What if they win, they
make it to the next round, so.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
There is color coordinates. So well, he's got the bulls
hat and the arsenal gear, but it's color coordinated. Still
well done, sir. Mine's just all cubs though, comes to
baby cup, comes gone.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Myself full of bull crab.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
And now w c Hi weather with Michael weather Man,
great career, Joyce bike.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's the weather like today?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Why sleepy morning around here? Our coffee shop was closed downstairs,
and I have put in two point four miles running
around the city before the show looking for coffee, so
I'm extra tired from the exercise, but I did find it. Huh,
everybody give me a congratulations. We got coffee in the studium.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Can you tell us what the day is going to
be like? Weather boy, Yeah, it's gonna be nice, actually.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Sunny early in the day and then the clouds are
going to roll in the afternoon, but oddly cold. The
high temperature is like forty seven. I think today, Yeah,
which is coold. I mean even when I was walking in,
I was like, damn, it's chilly out here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, but it's gonna be seven eight nine on Friday.
So we just got to make it through these next couple.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Day and it's going to rain until Friday. So oh
is it tomorrow rain?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Or wait, so that'd be Oh, it might be raining
off Friday.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think it is going to rain.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah. Oh, well, so it'll be we can go out
in the rain and dance. How about Oh my god,
it's going to rain Friday, rain, Saturday, rainsday, and Monday rain.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was on the air the morning. I don't usually
give the five day forecast. I hate you all.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man. I used to be half the man he used
to be, and Michael's even half the man of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That on Rock.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'm half of a full man today because I got
my coffee finally. Our normal coffee shop this morning closed downstairs,
and that sent me into an absolute panic.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Notice it's just a habit, right, the coffee. It's a
go to every day we've been in here together. We
all have our coffee, except for Mars. He has his
sandwich from a Starbucks, but still same thing, right, the
macha macha is there no coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And a macha tea.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It is so.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I have coffee every morning, and we have Americans coffee
habits iveed.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Uh huh, what do you do? You ever get coffee, Maria? No,
you don't get a coffee drink.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's too strong for me. Okay, it don't make me irritable.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
If I do get a coffee, it's just black, so
nailed it.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I get a triple tall white mocha, two pumps, white chocolate,
no whip. If you want a really good drink, that's
the one to get. We have America's coffee habits revealed.
Everybody loves the coffee. It texts us what's your drink?
Eight four four, nine five ninety five. Fifty two thirds
of Americans drink coffee every day. There's spring twenty twenty five.
National coffee data trends of just released reveal we drink
(04:17):
three cups a day on average.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's a lot of coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I love our pettiness as a nation because this is
all left over from the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We have no reason to still be drinking coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh I do.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I don't take a adhd medicine. They prescribe it to me,
but I don't take it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Take it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well, here's the thing. It's speed right, It's essentially speed
adderall is like h. So what I do as a
stimulant that calms me down is I drink coffee. And
I didn't realize that till I was thirty years old
and a therapist said, do you know you're ADHD? And
I said, that's why I drink coffee like a animal.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Every day, like an animal. It does help some of us.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, coffee is America's favorite beverage tea coming in second
four percent. Soda forty four millort is America's favorite vats.
What I meant cargo, Yes, well, yes, juice is twenty
five percent.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, give me the juice.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Nearly three quarters of those who drink coffee regularly only
only make it at home, which is what I should do,
because now coffee. When I started buying these, this coffee,
it was like three fifty. I grew up near in
Washington State, near Seattle. There was a Starbucks on every corner,
no joke. They did it that way on purpose. Yeah,
it was like three fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Do you know how much I paid for this today.
How much? Almost nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But that's crazy insane, and yet you paid it, so.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I should be cooking, I should be getting it from
the break room.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You want to know why it's not crazy or insane
because it didn't stop you from getting the coffee. It's
only crazier insane if you actually look at that price
and you go, oh, dear.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Much more than a quarter twenty eight percent of people
get their daily caffeine fixed from a specialty coffee, which
includes Espressos, kept Ginos, Lates, Americanos, and Machia. Again, what
is your coffee drink? To send it in eighty four fifty?
I want to hear from you. Oh, this coffee's kicking in.
Oh can you hear it? I'll starting to get excited.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yellow better.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Makes me a yellow bed wetter. It doesn't get any
better than that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pearl jay warning, mustard on rock and course I
thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, that was pretty bad, Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Scientists have found the perfect way to wake up and
it costs one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's how I know it's not the perfect way to
wake up.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A study found waking up to a little sunlight can
make a big difference.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wait, you mean my.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Uh hair hair hair alarm that goes off and I
shot jolt out of bed every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That terrified riggers my nervous system.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Out of bed isn't good.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
A study found that waking up to a little sunlight
can make a big difference, but you need automatic curtains
to do it right. Research researchers in Japan found we
wake up feeling less groggy and more alert if we
have a little sunlight about twenty minutes before our alarm
goes off. Now, for one hundred and fifty to two
hundred dollars, you can get automatic curtains.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Or I can leave my curtains open overnight.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Well, but you get up before the sun's I was
going to say this doesn't work for us, Yeah, it
kind of. I guess it doesn't work away. Yeah, but
I do like like blackout curtains. I like it to
be really dark when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Also have those like that alarm clock thing that is
a sunrise, you know what I'm talking about, Like it
just gradually lights up until it fills your room with light.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, I got to get something like that. This apple
thing is killing me. It's the worst thing about Apple
is there. Well, they're they're a photo app now, yeah,
and that alarm tell me all about that. Can you
play your alarm for me, Maris, what's your Yeah, I
want to know what your alarm sengs next messages are ugly.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It's a very soothing A same song, right, Yeah, you
can change your alarm on the sam song.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think I can on this too, but they're all obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I like to use the classic timba that's the drum
one on the iPhone. I've been using it since college
and it rattles me every day.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Can you give me a replay of what that might
sound like? The timbo that's not as bad as mine?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And just.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, mine is kind of like chimes, just blowing in
the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh my Grammy, you said wind chimes.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, wind chime.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm not paying one hundred and fifty dollars for this. No,
I like the idea of having the automatic lines.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I would pay money for something that helps me get
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I got it for you. It's called trasidom. Yeah, there's
actually some money that you can pay for that.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, and it's not one hundred and fifty bucks is
not went. No, let me tell you about this. I
found out about it because I prescribed it to my dogdding.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I took it.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Turns on I'm a mammle two. I went into the
doctor and I was like, hey, can I do this?
And they were like, oh, yeah, it's just basically something
that used to be using avantage. Yes, well, they're like,
we prescribe it to humans too. It's great though. I
gotta tell you, I've tried all the sleeping pills and
this one doesn't leave you with a hangover in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Nothing. It really is fantastic.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'll give you just take your dog's trasidon.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, don't take the dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But does it mess up like your cycle? So like
you know, with like melatonin, you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Become to he started his period at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
For yes, not at all, Maris. I'm telling you you'll
get solid eight hours of sleep. You'll be asleep fifteen
minutes after yep, well not when the Cubs.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Play you genuinely, like on a regular school night, sleep
eight hours.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, about seven eight hours school night is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I have I wake up really to learn phonics.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, so seven eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, one, two three,
if I get to bed in.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Time, I haven't slept eight hours in like ten years,
so well before the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
So I have something for you mares trazodone and automatic lines.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're gonna get you fixed, buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh and I have fifty milligrams of it a little china,
And that's the only version of nirvana you're gonna find
on the morning, mash bit on Rock ninety five to five.
We are not ascending our consciousness to the Buddhist level
that we want to get to.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Let's good on boys.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
A restaurants charged the customer a fee for inform informing
them they gave him the wrong beer. Oh, the fees
at restaurants are getting out of hand, The texas are
getting out of hand, all the things are getting out
of hand.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And this person just simply said, have enough hands.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Hey, you you know you served me the wrong beer.
And someone online shared a photo of a receipt showing
that they charged him five dollars for a quote unquote
whining fee.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So I want to know what this full interaction was.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, because if me, if I'm a waiter or you
in this situation, if I get you the wrong beer, hey, bro, sorry,
let me run in and go fix that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
This happened to me, that's easy.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I was in River North like last week and the
guy just filled up the right He literally grabbed the
wrong tap and when he handed it to me, it
was hazy, And I was like, hey, I wanted a
hazy and he's like, okay, finding.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just it's that simple. So I have to imagine there's
a lead up to this.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, that's it is not giving us the full story.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was like, so, no way, and how I mean
for a whining fee to be in an establishment at
all is telling?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And I kind of like, whoever is that restaurant?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
But like, can you just add a fee on like
it doesn't even if it's not like a normal fee.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You could just put it on a bill.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You can put a button in the pose system if
you're a manager and you have like that.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And this guy must have been in a hole.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, he probably like sucked and isn't giving that full
He's like, all I did was tell them that the
beer was wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
How'd you tell them that, buddy?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Did you throw were you super condescending and insulting to
your server? Did you make them feel stupid and beneath you. Yeah,
you're getting a whining fee.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Had you guys, ever been to ed Bevicks before Ed Bevis?
That sounds fun?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is that the insulty place?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah? You go there and they just insult you. Is
that here there was? Oh okay, I don't think there's
one in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I know I will do that at the next thirst day.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Live your door around the tables and insult people.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Buzzy line bery company out and in Jihnna.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I will roast you to your face there.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It won't be enough time or tables because the line
will be out the door. But that's something that I
would expect from Ed Bevis. It's like a whining feel
like you knew what you were getting into when you
walked in here. Stop whining and pay me up.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Customer says it was just, quote, a regular pizza place
in Indiana and not a place that intentionally messes with
people like Dick's last resort or like you were saying,
what's the name of the places I like Donic. They're
also insisting that it's all legit.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Customer says he wasn't complaining or being overly whining.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Of course, He says that he does, no kidding, wa, whoa,
whoa what I do? All I did was try to
correct your mistake.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hey, maybe you should train your servers to learn how
to serve beer properly.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Maybe you should consider perhaps it was your fault.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I love that this is going around the internet.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
So hopefully the restaurant is going to get a chance
to chime in and let us know the other side
of this.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
We should find out, have they said Indiana, Yeah, let's
find this place to call them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let's do it. Yeah, investigated reporting. That's a rock ninety
five to five. The Morning Mushpit is going to get
to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Ber, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Breaking the habit is exactly what we want you to
do when you win this Disney trip we've got up
for grabs.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, get rid of your old vacation a.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Like, break the habit of the mundane life and go
on on vacation to.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
You know, when you explain it, it just takes all
the gas out of it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Well this okay, you. I didn't think that that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I thought that I was clarifying because at first I
thought you meant I was like breaking the habit. No,
we want you to make a habit of listening to us,
which is how you win the Disney trip is by
listening to rock ninety five to five for thirty minutes
on the iHeartRadio app. Also make us pre set, but
you meant breaking the habit of day to day life.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, you could go to Disney. Yes, they have new
rides coming. You got new ones? Yeah, ones we didn't
get on. We didn't. What are the new ones?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
They have a new Mando and gro Goo Star Wars
ride coming.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Cool for the Mandalorian.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I believe there's a new Car's ride also coming to
Disney World Resorts, which is exactly where we want to
send you.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, we went down there. I mean you might have
heard us in broadcasting life, and I'll tell you as
an adult, all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Is go back. It was an absolute blast. Got that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm a Disney adult now to say it's another reason.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's so good.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'm so mad at how good it was laid by
the pool down there in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's a lot of good things.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It's well executed, all of it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
We stayed at Animal Kingdom. There's giraffes outside the windows.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Good drinks, The rides are great. It's just well done.
Everything's accessible.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I hate it. And you can go for free. Yeah,
and it's just so easy.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Like Murray I said, all you have to do listen
to the iHeartRadio app, listen to the.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Morning Mash paid or Rock ninety five to five. Make
us your number one precent please and thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
And then you know we're gonna pull a name, shout
them out on air, and you're going to Disney World resources.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
All you have to do is listen and you get
You get automatically entered. You don't really fill anything out,
you don't gotta call anything, you don't got to do anything.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So that's what happens. And then you go to the Disney.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
World Damn right, yep, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Tell the money mush. But are you rapping ninety five
five Robin?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yeah. National Burger Month is in May and Red Robin
is offering a new thing called the bottomless Burger Pass.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The burgers won't be wearing bottoms.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, this is yes, it's just one top, one and
a piece of meat and that's a check this out.
Thirty one gourmet meals for twenty bucks oh every day
in the month of May. If you pay twenty dollars
get the unlimited bottle or the bottomless Burger pass. Excuse me,
you can go get any of their burgers with bottomless
(16:06):
fries for free.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Specialty burgers include yes, yep, absolutely ever.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Eaten out of Red Rabbit is.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
It's one of my favorite burger places. And their fries
are unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Only are the fries so tasty that they come with
like special.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Described the food.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Good, the f crispy, yeah, season tipper faction. Their steak
fries not too salty, just a handsome pepper and you
get tip about the what's your favorite sauce smigle? God,
(16:50):
I don't know, man, let me see if I was
getting well.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Usually the burger I get is the one with the uh.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, this is about the burger fries. Description.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Is I like a Whiskey River burger? I like the
jalapeno heat waves.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
The Whiskey River. Is that the one with the whiskey barbecue?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Yes it is, Yes, it is chrispy young and straws
on there too, and.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Bacon. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
So you know what sauce? I actually like teriokey sauce,
like the because they have a bonzeie burger that's patty
topped with grilled fresh pineapple Bonzi.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Like the tree, Like with bonside trees, it's like they
take a full sized tree and that's the opposite of
a bell.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I wanted her to explain it to ruin it, so,
so yes.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I like ruining things. It amplifies it for me.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
You don't win that looping it back around, Maria, we
got to take you to a red Rock Red Robin.
Where is hey, if you're out there and you're listening, Okay,
skoky as well. So we're going to take a trip
to Skokie and take Marie out to Skokie.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
And what should I order?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Like? What bonzi burger? I don't want a tiny burger,
it's not a tiny.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
What What is the order I should order at Red Robin? Like,
what's the quintessential Red Robin experience? The ideal one?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Anything that makes you go.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I can't CONTI five.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You can't count a part? No, what do you mean?
I get stumped? Tip for's still learning. That's not good.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
And we're going to kick off five things with the
Savanna Banana. If you don't know about this baseball crew,
they put on an amazing baseball show, very circ esque,
very Harlem Globe trotter like, and they're selling out stadiums.
And I'm talking about football, not just baseball stadiums.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Football.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You want to announce for the Savannah Banana.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You would be good at it. You would fit right
in because.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They're very eclectic and I love colored commentary.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So ESPN, because they need content, are going to be
broadcasting twenty five Savannah Banana games when they hit twenty
five MLB stadiums this summer, including Finway, Camden Yards, and
Comiski over there on the South Side.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I have a lot of respect for what they do,
but as someone who likes watching real baseball, sometimes when
they break into dance for like five minutes during a game, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Like, all right, okay, can you pitch the ball? I
have an ounce of whimsy, but.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Look, I don't have much whimsy, but look the cool.
One cool thing I like is if a fan catches
a ball in the stands.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I think it's even a home run.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
If somebody hits home run and a fan catches it,
the players still out I.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Know specifically for foul balls. I don't know about home run.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, yeah, oh that's fine.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So it's very interactive, what I was gonna say, more participatory,
very much.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
So.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
If you are a fan or member of American Airlines,
look forward to free intor nuts coming and next year
you will have to sign up for advantage a loyalty
program to.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Take advantage of it.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Right now, if you have to use the internet, it's
ten dollars per flight.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I like the implication that they are just fans of
American Airlines.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I love them. I signed up for the fan club.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Well, if you are fans of Amanda Bynes, you can
get closer to her very soon, as she is joining
only fans, not the way that you think. There will
not be any kinky material, okay. Quote from her disclaimer.
I'm doing only fans to chat with my fans through DMS.
I won't be posting any sleazy content. She is excited
(20:48):
to join and I'm very happy for her.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And if you don't know who she is, she was
on Nickelodeon's show All That. She was a girl that
sat on the bed I think and yelled things yes.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And she also had her own show on Nickelodeon, The
Amanda Show.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm going to make her argument that her best work
was in the movie Easy A. I didn't see it,
but the Emma Stone. You haven't seen easy Oh. Boys,
we're having a movie night.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Amanda Bines is an easy and so here's what we're doing.
We're going to Red Robin and then we'll go home
and have a movie night.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, I surely thought you were going to bring up
the soccer movie.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
She's the man also great, but easy A. She plays
a very judgmental like a student that yeah, like just
really judges emmastone.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's good, It's good, okay.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
And finally, in Four Things Today, a man emails bomb
threat to Carnival Cruz Line to avoid pet sitting for
his girlfriend. Tells me that there's trouble in Paradise before
she could get to Paradise because they had to check
all one thousand suits on the wows line before they
get set off on their voyage.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
He is doing time eight months.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I believe he did admit that it was his fault,
and I want to know why was it he invited
on the family trip.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To begin with?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Maybe he thought his girlfriend was the bomb maybe he
was being really sweet.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That was an explosive joke.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, I don't think that we got the same bell ring.
I feel like it wasn't We'll never be.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Okay, and we will have more on the morning mosh
pit next.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And that is the song that got me into Guns
N' Roses because I had heard Sweet Child of Mine
so much that it almost you don't hear it after
a while, you know, it's not a real song anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
And then I heard Paradise Sitting and I was like.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh, this is a good My boyfriend at the time
is like, who is Guns and Roses?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And I was like, I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Sorry, it's morning Marsh, but on Rock ninety five to five,
I'll be doing boys.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This is an interesting story. Oh boy, audio too, it's
great audio. Uh So, basically setting things up.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Baseball is a very slow sport, so the sportscasters have
a lot of time to talk to each other, talk
to the sideline report is going to even take time
to talk to the players sometimes, which I absolutely hate
because they're in the middle of the game.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
They should be focused, they should be very focused.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
But Atlanta Braves broadcast had their sideline reporter in one
of the clubs at the stadium, and Wiley Ballard.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Is a name, Wiley Ballad. It was made for broadcast.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, dude has fought a road runner before.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So basically, as they're setting up the next inning, Wiley
is up in a club and he's talking to his
fans box seats two essentially beautiful women.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, and here here is it's weird. Here's how it
went down. We got you. What's your name? My name
is Lauren, and I'm kayla. You gotta hung out the
rooftop of Longe Ofphins once a year. I come out
to visit. Okay, Wiley four innings to get the numbers,
all right, So they want me to get your number.
They want you to get I'm dead seriously.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
So the best part of this right now is that
Wiley could totally be faking and this might be the
new move. You just walk around with a fan duel
microphone and an ear piecing and convinced fans that they're
actually on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I should have thought of this years ago. I got
the number. We're good.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
I don't think he got that number. I saw the
video of it. They looked weirded out.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
By him.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
It was very It wasn't a smooth like oh my
god yet, no, like it was oh, we want to
be on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then it was oh, number.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
They're leaning back from him, the pot leaning into him.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
The posture changed and shout out Wiley for trying.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Shoot a shot. No, yeah, yeah, shout out Wiley for trying. No,
but you made yourself look real bad. Number one, we
know you don't have game. Yeah, you don't have game
because the gentleman in the actual broadcasts were like, hey,
get their numbers, and you're.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like, they said I should get your number, Like, no,
absolutely not. That's not the move. That is not how
you do.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Also, Number two, smooth operator, don't out yourself on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah you got Yeah. I don't know what his situation
was or what the ladies.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I think he was trying to use this as an
n as a former, as a radio guy who's used
Maria has Oh no, how.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Much do I want to ruin this right now? Ruin
a real question and I'll.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Ruin everything cause like I don't know, or let two
women just enjoy the damn name without going up to
them and being like, hey, guess what I have here?
Two women that are attractive. You know what, I'm obviously
going to do hit on them.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Good thing.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I got my buddies in the.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Booth to laugh about lying to them so that they'll
sleep with me under false pretense.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You know we can't do that, Maria. You know we
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, that's fine, This is fine, But it's great. I
love being a chicken.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Society really tried. He failed, and it is now me.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I feel like it's an adequately sized view, not a
long view. It's a dumb joke because they don't all work.
It's morning mosh pit. I'm rocking ninety five to five. No,
it doesn't matter. What are we doing, guys?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh yay, your favorite? I love it. I'm just going
to get this out of way. Socks loss twelve to three.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Some people are saying that the Socks might be on
pace to be last year's record of losing. I don't
think that's the thing. I think there's a much better
team on the South Side. But we'll see, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, we will all look like that right now. I
know it's not good. The Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Won last night a late game out in San Diego,
and they handed the Sandia Sandy the Santiago Padres. They
handed the San Diego Padres their first home loss. They
hadn't lost at home yet this year. I like these
big wins that the Cubs are taking down sixteen and
sixteen and nothing against the Dodgers a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
They say go big or go home, and it sounds
like they went big at home.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Indeed, another game tonight, our time, Central time, four ten,
that's what it says. Yeah, that seems weird though, right
would it be a seven o'clock game If it's four
ten here, probably.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
A six to ten game. I need to know why
you areas two hours different, all right? Anyway, I'm just
trying to figure out what I got. I was trying
to do the math, and I got lost.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
And the Blackhawks closed out their season last night with
a great win, a four to three overtime victory over
the Ottawa Senators. Frank Nazar scored the ot winner just
forty eight seconds into the extra period. It seemed like
they were playing with some fit the end of the season.
They need, they need to come back next year.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And yeah, game, and if you're not going to have
OVF to at least have Lizba and it's true.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's very true.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
And now the big one, Well, for some people, it
is basically playoff basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's playing basketball. Bulls are in action tonight at the UC.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well that sounds like the Heat game you'd want to
go to. Yeah, playoff basketball at the United Center, Sea Red,
I love it every single time.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Everybody in the building today me apparently it is wearing
Bulls gear.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, you went with the Cubs, and Maria is actually
ready for Montana scarf for anyone who needs reminders on
how to play in works.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The Bulls have to win two games to get the
eight seed in the playoffs. Yesterday Orlando did win, so
the winner of tonight's game will be facing the Atlanta
Hawks in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
To get that eight seed. I have some good news
for you.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
What's that Chicago won all three regular season matchups against
the Miami Heat this season.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
That's good. So that's good news for tonight. I'm excited
to see how this goes.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I want to see them in the actual playoffs and
not just to play in me too.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Go Bulls, go Cubs, go Socks, go everybody, go Chicago.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Go Hawks. Next year. It was a very disappointing season
in hockey.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I'm intrigued to see how their off season is going
to go. Yeah, they got to have a big one.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And you know what, speaking of sports, and I'll just
talk on behalf of the people here because we demand it,
we want it. We ask where it is our Chicago
badminton team.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Sometimes now here's a bit only it is time. It
is time, So the head is on the way.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The trivia game where I answer questions for you to
win tickets, and if I answer them wrong, I get
shot with a nerve gun.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And I say, I you're saying, because I am.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
On a streak right now like none other, and I
have been picked successively.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I think this is my third time in a consecutively.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what I said. I said successively, I said, I said,
I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Shocked in my ear consistently right now. Okay, are they
trying to train us somehow?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We're trying to give you a little bit of electroshock therapy,
if you could micro therapy.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So Wolf tickets last home game. Yeah, they're getting ready
for playoff hockey. We want you to be there.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Eight four, four, nine, five, five ninety five. I'm going
to run number not even the number eight four four
ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's your turn to play and now Fun to the
Head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are
we speaking with Donna? We are, Donna. How are you doing?
Are you doing good? How are you guys? We're great, fantastic.
Thank you for asking. No, I got the hard darts.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, michaels are firing at a higher speed than Maria's.
But Donna, welcome to Fun to the Head is the
trivia game where we answer questions for you to win tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Today.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Up for grabs Chicago Wolves tickets as they get ready
for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Playoff Faki returning to Chicago.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Thank god for that. Not looking at you, black Hawk.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
You're not bitter or anything, Michael. Now, but Donna, the
most difficult question you have today is who would you
like to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Maria? Ohah, I'm just gonna get one off early.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I like that?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Can you phrase that better?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Always?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That was bad? I'm sorry, all right, here we go.
Question one. What popular twenty ten TV show featured a
chemistry teacher.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Who turned to making meth amphetamine.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Breaking bad. I almost said breaking Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Indeed, Donna, I did it. I got the first one. Great, Yeah,
I think so too.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
You gotta finish three for Donna here, and here's question two.
Which type of cuisine is kimchi traditionally associated with.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Korea? That is correct, son of We finally get Maria.
We can't even shoot her.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I know, no, no, listen, this has been a lucky
streak for the first two. Then there's always that one
that's so randomly difficult and obscure that I can't ever get.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Donna, Thank you, Donna doing it for you.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Donna's for you, Donna coming through with the encouragement.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
But I think it's going to be a clean sweep. Here. Oh,
question three?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
What dystopian novel turned film series features Catnus Everdeen?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I really can we do the last two just in
case we could shoot her?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, do the last one.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You should have put the last one sooner, should have
moved it first and foremost, Donna, congratulations, you've got the
tickets to Seat of Chicago Wolves. We're gonna get these
last two questions in real quick Which macro molecule is
primarily responsible for storing genetic information and cells?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Which macro molecule.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yes, is primarily genetic information the chromosomes.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
That would be d NA.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Oh, I'm sorry. That really shot hard. I feel that
I know, but it hit you hard. I kind of
feel bad.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I can't look for it when we go paintball.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Sorry, well, I just you know, I don't want to
hurt anybody.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
And then our final question here.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Donna, I think you'd get this one over, Maria.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
But what former Chicago Bulls head coach is credited with
leading the team to six NBA championships in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I don't know, Oh, the most famous coach.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know any coaches, Donna. Do you know Michael
Jordan's coach? Okay, we'll get we'll get Maria up to speed.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
But Donna, you're going to see the Chicago Wolves take
on the rock Player Ice Hogs this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I've never taken so many shots at once, so much crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
But yes, for everyone else who wants to go see
the Chicago Wolves, get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Exit NASCAR dot com. It's time to drk out.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I need Nintendo HMM to stop playing with my heart
right now?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What happened? Now? So more switch.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Elk Yes, it is a switch a laker has announced
that the switch pre sales could be coming to us
sooner than May eighth.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Oh yeah, because they there were some changes so that, uh,
you can do computer chips and stuff like that now
coming from China, so maybe the prices aren't going to
be as high at and they were laying yeah the
relations time.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yes, they were delaying till they figured out what was
going on with the tariffs.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Because you're originally supposed to start the pre sale on.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
April eighth, moved it to May eighth once they kind
of landed the path, and now could be as soon
as next week April twenty first or April thirtieth, not sure.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But here's the thing. Stop it, just stop it right now.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
You're going to get my money regardless of what the
situation is.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Just tell me.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
When and where and how so I can't budget, right,
I want? I want a budget. Do I have to
start selling OnlyFans too?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I will, and be honest, it turns out Marist the
only fans.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah wait, hang.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
On, I would like to circle back to that idea
bold and underline it. Yes, can we help you get
set up on OnlyFans Maris?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Please be awesome? Come on, for the video game content.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah, you could just do video game contest turtle if
you wanted.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh my godness, here's the thing the ask on. I
don't know if crazy stuff A.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Lot of my conversations about ninja turtles with Maria Shell.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, that Maria is very attracted to the teen nature
mutant ninja turtle.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
That's so funny that you're projecting that onto me.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You don't have a bunch.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Of posters ab jacked ninja turtles literally decorating your living room.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah no, no, I know what it is, and you pointed
it out, But for me, it's just that's what the
ninja turtles are.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You're over here obsessing why are they so? Why are
the turtles show? It's like a normal thing to have.
I'm sorry, tank Top, I shouldn't use that term.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
But these are just there's just a jacked ninja turtles
that are absolutely homo erotic.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Glad, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I don't know what you're talking because it's hetero.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Erotic, wether men. I guess it's interspecies erotic.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
This is get weird erratic.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, it's a rod and you're just admitting to get
a little bit of a hap to.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I officially know the date for presale for Switch. I'm
going to get my presale in and then I'll let
you know what to do. Get that you let us know.
I'm gonna I'm gonna wait for your uh, your wave
of the flag?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
There.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Who's your favorite ninja turtle?
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Mikey Why he's funny?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Who's your favorite turtle?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I don't have one. You want to know why I
don't watch that show. You want to know why I'm
a teenager?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Okay, whoa whoa wo Ninja turtles? Okay, you got you
got a lot of things that you just said it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Was and then have depictions of them with absolutely ripped muscles.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was a very big It's Wednesday, you're not feeling good.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
It's for something that it's on It's on my arm?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Which arm?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The right arm? Oh? Okay? Are you right handed? On
ninety five.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Minutes commercial multi looking things. At the same time, her
new hate for Ninja turtles, I don't understand we are
commercial free for ninety five minutes. Here on the morning
mash Pit, it is rock ninety five to five. The
world is in a bit of a tizzy, tizzy over
the rocket launched.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It happened.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, how we let Katy Perry come back down from
space kind launched her out of that thing.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
It was one of the those they just let it
keep going. Just a very memorable moment. And everybody has
an opinion about going on. What God, God is cringey
what happened? If anything, there's a lot of cringe going on. Yeah,
kissing the ground.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
I was up there for nine minutes, you know, like,
get out of here, Katy Perry saying in space cares
so hopefully mould.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Let's all admit it was a big commercial, right, It
was a very big We were in a space race,
a tourism space exactly. Yes, so I get that part
now there. I would say in NASA more than a
few astrophysicists that would have loved the opportunity to go
(39:17):
up in space, not have to go through full astronaut
training and go girl. And like I remember correctly reading
from the six there was only one astrophysicist that was
within the cluster.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, sure, but that's how they sold it that it
was a stem it was all for.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, she learned the math behind what it.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Takes right to just a girl and like.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It get it up in the air. That's not what
a wow? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Wow, I'm the one that says weird stuff like that.
A lot of people say that it was fake to whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Everything's fake, and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
The door wasn't connector my favorite is.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
That Gail King like tried to defend it today and
she was like, how about you go up in a
in a rocket see what Blue Origin does and then
try to tell us that this is a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's just get Gail. We can't do that.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Well, we can't just go access space travel.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
And by the way, even if we had that amount
of money to spend on an eleven minute thing that's
eleven right, that weighs thousands and thousands of gallons of fuel,
we would have to use that money on something else
happening in our life because we.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Can't survive out here.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
But yeah, no, no, no, tell us about how this space
tourism trip is noble.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
And as again, as I'm looking at the list, they
could have had a big contest where you go, hey,
have you always wanted to go to space? Have you
always wanted to be an astronaut, and here is your
opportunity to get that done.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Now I have a price, Uh oh yeah, because originally
they weren't saying price. It says it is approximately four
hundred and seventy five thousand dollars eleven minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, and you know what, you're right, gel King. We
really should just go try.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean, you just want to go to the show. Yeah,
just get out of here. Let's just it's called Jeff.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Screw a Hubs game.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's just go to space, just real quick, just a
quick eleven minute trip.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, Gail said we could, Yeah, Gil said we could.
And Katie Perry will be there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
And this proves that it's a good.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Thing like this Rocket down Dong Rocket aside.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Rock ninety five five West ninety five minutes commercial free,
and it is time for.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Let's get into it. Man eight four four ninety five fifty.
You could text us anytime during the show. We read
all of them. Some of them make it on the air.
Let's go from the eighty five to seven here. If
Maria wants an if Maria was a Ninja Turtle, she
would be Raphael.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
That means nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Maris what do you think, Yeah, the rogue that's kind
of wow on their own path. So yeah, but he's
kind of dark. She's not very dark, she's very light. Yeah,
she's very ill. Get to know you.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I was about to say, give it, give me another year,
because you've been you've met new me, and like, at first,
I'm very like bubbly, like, ah, aren't we just all
excited to be here? And then then the dark humor
kicks in a little more so next year you'll understand
spot on.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
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Bonzeyburger is amazing. This comes from the story earlier, which
is unbelievable. On the seventeenth at nine am, go to
Red Robin's website and you can buy for twenty dollars
an a bottomless burger card. Twenty dollars. Every day in
the month of May you can go get burgers, even
the specialty burgers and fries for free.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's just crazy because you don't want the burgers to
just go meet out like that usually, but bottomless all right,
mm hmm, get it.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I only go to bottomless clubs, you get it. I
was thinking about it. They're really gonna get you on
your drinks on that one. Are they gonna get me? Yeah,
that's how they always get me. Gonna go that's fine?
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, but still who cares? You're you're saving yourself twenty
two bucks, twenty five bucks every time you go in.
Never drink money. Now you've never been to Red Robin.
You've got to get you to a Red Robin from
the eight three too. Uh So Maris likes a ripped
green man. Quick kicksha shaming him. Oh, because we're talking
about in turtles and you guys got into it.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, he doesn't like a ripped green man. He likes
a ripped green turtle. If you like to ripped green man,
he'd be into the Hulk, and somehow that wouldn't be
as weird.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I feel like you just took some how they formed
the turtles and how they're hyper strong.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We turned it into something else.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
I didn't turn it into anything else. Absolutely made an observation.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
You saw it, and you made a note in your
head that I like this. No, let me mess with
mares that part. I do like messing with Maris. They
could have drawn them however they wanted. They didn't have
to be that ripped and jacked if.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You opened The Turtles.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
If you open a comic book and saw somebody that
just actively look like a turtle.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's a comic. We're not going for believability.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
If I'm looking at heel from the two two four.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
From the two two four.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Good morning, guys, I hope you're doing well. Gave up
coffee about a year ago, so we're asking people our coffees.
Our coffee shop was closed this morning and it was
a absolute I call it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Our coffee shop. It's Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
I was running around the city at four thirty in
the morning trying to find an open Starbucks. Anyway, So
from the tw two forces morning guys, hope you're doing well.
Gave up coffee about a year ago. But my go
to order used to be a caramel machiato with two
extra shots. Like those extra shots now all green tea.
It's much healthier. Mario from Arlington Heights.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I'm not chat up.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Shout out to Mario. By the way, if you text us,
put your name in there so we can shout you out.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I like Mario. Just one letter off off what corea?
Oh yeah, I gotcha?
Speaker 5 (44:49):
All right, So if you want to text us eight
four four ninety five fifty still a few seconds to
get some in before the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Text us anytime, get it in.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Machine Head didn't realize, Hey, I was already getting freaky like.
That doesn't beat the real thing, though, And that's why
we will prevail on Rock ninety five to five, because
only we have Bush this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Mash Pitoh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
That was maybe the shot of the day, so to speak.
Sure was I feel like you were storing that one?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh my god, I will say I've been stopped up
for a while.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
I was ready to release that.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
It wasn't like a good load of information. Welcome to
the morning, marsh Pit. Rock goes a rock station. That's
the line right there. Big sports Day, Oh Sports Sports Day.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I cannot wait?
Speaker 5 (45:48):
What have I been saying all morning? I can't wait
to go home and just watch sports.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You boys look very cute and you're matching outfits there.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
I got Cubs, you got Bulls and Arsenal. Arsenal's playing
in the Champions today.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
You get the Cubs early afternoon socks playing to day too,
and then.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Makes you want to cut the crusts off your sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You never mind.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm sorry, sorry, guys, because the wait, what were you
never mind me them?
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Okay, okay, I was gonna say, let me, let me
try to get this out cleanly. Socks are like your
step brother who you just root root for because you
hope he's doing better.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And I am a stepsister in washing machine goodness.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Okay, Sea Red, Tonight, let's go. Let's get the United
Center just roaring so.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
You can get in the play offs and we'll be
back tomorrow to talk about whether or not they won.
They're going to win, and what is tomorrow? I don't
know what is tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
First day Rockay, it's not Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Cutter off, no, no jingle
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Jingle, all right, we'll see you tomorrow
And speaking of hard to handle. Good morning. My name
is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm there, I'm Michael.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is the Morning mash been on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
We got a show today, boys.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Happy Wednesday, mister Mike, let's get it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, indeed, there's a mystery chicken in the studio.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I know we saw this, uh our buddy here when
we came in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What a cock?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I think I think this is our reminder that, yes,
Rocky the Rooster is back. Yes, after eight he has
one thousand dollars the rest of the day for your keyword,
So that's.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Going to be the reminder all day.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm pumping this chicken like in the air, like a
you know, electronic show chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What would you do with an extra thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Credit? Yeah? Bills?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I want to say something fun and cool, but it
is actively just bills right now.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I would buy four eggs just for Yeah, we only
get a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh, man, Maria, you're gonna be excited about this big
dang sports.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And you guys both look really cute and you're matching
out there.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, look at him.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I got the Cubs gear. He's got the bulls gear.
But Steve's in here, he's got bulls gear.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
On, and I am in red which.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You got bulls That counts also wearing my arsenal gear
playing in the Champions League. What if they win, they
make it to the next round, so.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
There is color coordinates. So well, he's got the bulls
hat and the arsenal gear, but it's color coordinated. Still
well done, sir. Mine's just all cubs though, comes to
baby cup, comes gone.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Myself full of bull crab.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
And now w c Hi weather with Michael weather Man,
great career, Joyce bike.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's the weather like today?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Why sleepy morning around here? Our coffee shop was closed downstairs,
and I have put in two point four miles running
around the city before the show looking for coffee, so
I'm extra tired from the exercise, but I did find it. Huh,
everybody give me a congratulations. We got coffee in the studium.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Can you tell us what the day is going to
be like? Weather boy, Yeah, it's gonna be nice, actually.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Sunny early in the day and then the clouds are
going to roll in the afternoon, but oddly cold. The
high temperature is like forty seven. I think today, Yeah,
which is coold. I mean even when I was walking in,
I was like, damn, it's chilly out here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, but it's gonna be seven eight nine on Friday.
So we just got to make it through these next couple.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Day and it's going to rain until Friday. So oh
is it tomorrow rain?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Or wait, so that'd be Oh, it might be raining
off Friday.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think it is going to rain.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah. Oh, well, so it'll be we can go out
in the rain and dance. How about Oh my god,
it's going to rain Friday, rain, Saturday, rainsday, and Monday rain.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was on the air the morning. I don't usually
give the five day forecast. I hate you all.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man. I used to be half the man he used
to be, and Michael's even half the man of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That on Rock.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'm half of a full man today because I got
my coffee finally. Our normal coffee shop this morning closed downstairs,
and that sent me into an absolute panic.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Notice it's just a habit, right, the coffee. It's a
go to every day we've been in here together. We
all have our coffee, except for Mars. He has his
sandwich from a Starbucks, but still same thing, right, the
macha macha is there no coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And a macha tea.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It is so.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I have coffee every morning, and we have Americans coffee
habits iveed.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Uh huh, what do you do? You ever get coffee, Maria? No,
you don't get a coffee drink.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's too strong for me. Okay, it don't make me irritable.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
If I do get a coffee, it's just black, so
nailed it.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I get a triple tall white mocha, two pumps, white chocolate,
no whip. If you want a really good drink, that's
the one to get. We have America's coffee habits revealed.
Everybody loves the coffee. It texts us what's your drink?
Eight four four, nine five ninety five. Fifty two thirds
of Americans drink coffee every day. There's spring twenty twenty five.
National coffee data trends of just released reveal we drink
(04:17):
three cups a day on average.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's a lot of coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I love our pettiness as a nation because this is
all left over from the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We have no reason to still be drinking coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh I do.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I don't take a adhd medicine. They prescribe it to me,
but I don't take it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Take it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well, here's the thing. It's speed right, It's essentially speed
adderall is like h. So what I do as a
stimulant that calms me down is I drink coffee. And
I didn't realize that till I was thirty years old
and a therapist said, do you know you're ADHD? And
I said, that's why I drink coffee like a animal.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Every day, like an animal. It does help some of us.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, coffee is America's favorite beverage tea coming in second
four percent. Soda forty four millort is America's favorite vats.
What I meant cargo, Yes, well, yes, juice is twenty
five percent.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, give me the juice.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Nearly three quarters of those who drink coffee regularly only
only make it at home, which is what I should do,
because now coffee. When I started buying these, this coffee,
it was like three fifty. I grew up near in
Washington State, near Seattle. There was a Starbucks on every corner,
no joke. They did it that way on purpose. Yeah,
it was like three fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Do you know how much I paid for this today.
How much? Almost nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But that's crazy insane, and yet you paid it, so.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I should be cooking, I should be getting it from
the break room.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You want to know why it's not crazy or insane
because it didn't stop you from getting the coffee. It's
only crazier insane if you actually look at that price
and you go, oh, dear.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Much more than a quarter twenty eight percent of people
get their daily caffeine fixed from a specialty coffee, which
includes Espressos, kept Ginos, Lates, Americanos, and Machia. Again, what
is your coffee drink? To send it in eighty four fifty?
I want to hear from you. Oh, this coffee's kicking in.
Oh can you hear it? I'll starting to get excited.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yellow better.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Makes me a yellow bed wetter. It doesn't get any
better than that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pearl jay warning, mustard on rock and course I
thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, that was pretty bad, Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Scientists have found the perfect way to wake up and
it costs one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's how I know it's not the perfect way to
wake up.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A study found waking up to a little sunlight can
make a big difference.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wait, you mean my.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Uh hair hair hair alarm that goes off and I
shot jolt out of bed every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That terrified riggers my nervous system.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Out of bed isn't good.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
A study found that waking up to a little sunlight
can make a big difference, but you need automatic curtains
to do it right. Research researchers in Japan found we
wake up feeling less groggy and more alert if we
have a little sunlight about twenty minutes before our alarm
goes off. Now, for one hundred and fifty to two
hundred dollars, you can get automatic curtains.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Or I can leave my curtains open overnight.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Well, but you get up before the sun's I was
going to say this doesn't work for us, Yeah, it
kind of. I guess it doesn't work away. Yeah, but
I do like like blackout curtains. I like it to
be really dark when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Also have those like that alarm clock thing that is
a sunrise, you know what I'm talking about, Like it
just gradually lights up until it fills your room with light.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, I got to get something like that. This apple
thing is killing me. It's the worst thing about Apple
is there. Well, they're they're a photo app now, yeah,
and that alarm tell me all about that. Can you
play your alarm for me, Maris, what's your Yeah, I
want to know what your alarm sengs next messages are ugly.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It's a very soothing A same song, right, Yeah, you
can change your alarm on the sam song.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think I can on this too, but they're all obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I like to use the classic timba that's the drum
one on the iPhone. I've been using it since college
and it rattles me every day.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Can you give me a replay of what that might
sound like? The timbo that's not as bad as mine?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And just.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, mine is kind of like chimes, just blowing in
the wind.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh my Grammy, you said wind chimes.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, wind chime.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm not paying one hundred and fifty dollars for this. No,
I like the idea of having the automatic lines.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I would pay money for something that helps me get
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I got it for you. It's called trasidom. Yeah, there's
actually some money that you can pay for that.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, and it's not one hundred and fifty bucks is
not went. No, let me tell you about this. I
found out about it because I prescribed it to my dogdding.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I took it.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Turns on I'm a mammle two. I went into the
doctor and I was like, hey, can I do this?
And they were like, oh, yeah, it's just basically something
that used to be using avantage. Yes, well, they're like,
we prescribe it to humans too. It's great though. I
gotta tell you, I've tried all the sleeping pills and
this one doesn't leave you with a hangover in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Nothing. It really is fantastic.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'll give you just take your dog's trasidon.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, don't take the dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But does it mess up like your cycle? So like
you know, with like melatonin, you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Become to he started his period at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
For yes, not at all, Maris. I'm telling you you'll
get solid eight hours of sleep. You'll be asleep fifteen
minutes after yep, well not when the Cubs.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Play you genuinely, like on a regular school night, sleep
eight hours.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, about seven eight hours school night is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I have I wake up really to learn phonics.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, so seven eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, one, two three,
if I get to bed in.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Time, I haven't slept eight hours in like ten years,
so well before the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
So I have something for you mares trazodone and automatic lines.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're gonna get you fixed, buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh and I have fifty milligrams of it a little china,
And that's the only version of nirvana you're gonna find
on the morning, mash bit on Rock ninety five to five.
We are not ascending our consciousness to the Buddhist level
that we want to get to.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Let's good on boys.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
A restaurants charged the customer a fee for inform informing
them they gave him the wrong beer. Oh, the fees
at restaurants are getting out of hand, The texas are
getting out of hand, all the things are getting out
of hand.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And this person just simply said, have enough hands.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Hey, you you know you served me the wrong beer.
And someone online shared a photo of a receipt showing
that they charged him five dollars for a quote unquote
whining fee.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So I want to know what this full interaction was.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, because if me, if I'm a waiter or you
in this situation, if I get you the wrong beer, hey, bro, sorry,
let me run in and go fix that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
This happened to me, that's easy.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I was in River North like last week and the
guy just filled up the right He literally grabbed the
wrong tap and when he handed it to me, it
was hazy, And I was like, hey, I wanted a
hazy and he's like, okay, finding.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just it's that simple. So I have to imagine there's
a lead up to this.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, that's it is not giving us the full story.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was like, so, no way, and how I mean
for a whining fee to be in an establishment at
all is telling?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And I kind of like, whoever is that restaurant?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
But like, can you just add a fee on like
it doesn't even if it's not like a normal fee.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You could just put it on a bill.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You can put a button in the pose system if
you're a manager and you have like that.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And this guy must have been in a hole.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, he probably like sucked and isn't giving that full
He's like, all I did was tell them that the
beer was wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
How'd you tell them that, buddy?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Did you throw were you super condescending and insulting to
your server? Did you make them feel stupid and beneath you. Yeah,
you're getting a whining fee.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Had you guys, ever been to ed Bevicks before Ed Bevis?
That sounds fun?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is that the insulty place?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah? You go there and they just insult you. Is
that here there was? Oh okay, I don't think there's
one in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I know I will do that at the next thirst day.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Live your door around the tables and insult people.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Buzzy line bery company out and in Jihnna.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I will roast you to your face there.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
It won't be enough time or tables because the line
will be out the door. But that's something that I
would expect from Ed Bevis. It's like a whining feel
like you knew what you were getting into when you
walked in here. Stop whining and pay me up.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Customer says it was just, quote, a regular pizza place
in Indiana and not a place that intentionally messes with
people like Dick's last resort or like you were saying,
what's the name of the places I like Donic. They're
also insisting that it's all legit.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Customer says he wasn't complaining or being overly whining.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Of course, He says that he does, no kidding, wa, whoa,
whoa what I do? All I did was try to
correct your mistake.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hey, maybe you should train your servers to learn how
to serve beer properly.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Maybe you should consider perhaps it was your fault.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I love that this is going around the internet.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
So hopefully the restaurant is going to get a chance
to chime in and let us know the other side
of this.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
We should find out, have they said Indiana, Yeah, let's
find this place to call them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let's do it. Yeah, investigated reporting. That's a rock ninety
five to five. The Morning Mushpit is going to get
to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Ber, thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Breaking the habit is exactly what we want you to
do when you win this Disney trip we've got up
for grabs.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, get rid of your old vacation a.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Like, break the habit of the mundane life and go
on on vacation to.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
You know, when you explain it, it just takes all
the gas out of it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Well this okay, you. I didn't think that that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I thought that I was clarifying because at first I
thought you meant I was like breaking the habit. No,
we want you to make a habit of listening to us,
which is how you win the Disney trip is by
listening to rock ninety five to five for thirty minutes
on the iHeartRadio app. Also make us pre set, but
you meant breaking the habit of day to day life.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, you could go to Disney. Yes, they have new
rides coming. You got new ones? Yeah, ones we didn't
get on. We didn't. What are the new ones?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
They have a new Mando and gro Goo Star Wars
ride coming.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Cool for the Mandalorian.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I believe there's a new Car's ride also coming to
Disney World Resorts, which is exactly where we want to
send you.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, we went down there. I mean you might have
heard us in broadcasting life, and I'll tell you as
an adult, all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Is go back. It was an absolute blast. Got that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm a Disney adult now to say it's another reason.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's so good.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'm so mad at how good it was laid by
the pool down there in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's a lot of good things.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It's well executed, all of it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
We stayed at Animal Kingdom. There's giraffes outside the windows.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Good drinks, The rides are great. It's just well done.
Everything's accessible.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I hate it. And you can go for free. Yeah,
and it's just so easy.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Like Murray I said, all you have to do listen
to the iHeartRadio app, listen to the.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Morning Mash paid or Rock ninety five to five. Make
us your number one precent please and thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
And then you know we're gonna pull a name, shout
them out on air, and you're going to Disney World resources.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
All you have to do is listen and you get
You get automatically entered. You don't really fill anything out,
you don't gotta call anything, you don't got to do anything.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So that's what happens. And then you go to the Disney.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
World Damn right, yep, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Tell the money mush. But are you rapping ninety five
five Robin?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yeah. National Burger Month is in May and Red Robin
is offering a new thing called the bottomless Burger Pass.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The burgers won't be wearing bottoms.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, this is yes, it's just one top, one and
a piece of meat and that's a check this out.
Thirty one gourmet meals for twenty bucks oh every day
in the month of May. If you pay twenty dollars
get the unlimited bottle or the bottomless Burger pass. Excuse me,
you can go get any of their burgers with bottomless
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fries for free.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Specialty burgers include yes, yep, absolutely ever.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Eaten out of Red Rabbit is.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
It's one of my favorite burger places. And their fries
are unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Only are the fries so tasty that they come with
like special.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Described the food.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Good, the f crispy, yeah, season tipper faction. Their steak
fries not too salty, just a handsome pepper and you
get tip about the what's your favorite sauce smigle? God,
(16:50):
I don't know, man, let me see if I was
getting well.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Usually the burger I get is the one with the uh.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, this is about the burger fries. Description.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Is I like a Whiskey River burger? I like the
jalapeno heat waves.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
The Whiskey River. Is that the one with the whiskey barbecue?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Yes it is, Yes, it is chrispy young and straws
on there too, and.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Bacon. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
So you know what sauce? I actually like teriokey sauce,
like the because they have a bonzeie burger that's patty
topped with grilled fresh pineapple Bonzi.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Like the tree, Like with bonside trees, it's like they
take a full sized tree and that's the opposite of
a bell.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I wanted her to explain it to ruin it, so,
so yes.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I like ruining things. It amplifies it for me.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
You don't win that looping it back around, Maria, we
got to take you to a red Rock Red Robin.
Where is hey, if you're out there and you're listening, Okay,
skoky as well. So we're going to take a trip
to Skokie and take Marie out to Skokie.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
And what should I order?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Like? What bonzi burger? I don't want a tiny burger,
it's not a tiny.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
What What is the order I should order at Red Robin? Like,
what's the quintessential Red Robin experience? The ideal one?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Anything that makes you go.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's the hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I can't CONTI five.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You can't count a part? No, what do you mean?
I get stumped? Tip for's still learning. That's not good.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
And we're going to kick off five things with the
Savanna Banana. If you don't know about this baseball crew,
they put on an amazing baseball show, very circ esque,
very Harlem Globe trotter like, and they're selling out stadiums.
And I'm talking about football, not just baseball stadiums.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Football.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You want to announce for the Savannah Banana.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You would be good at it. You would fit right
in because.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They're very eclectic and I love colored commentary.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So ESPN, because they need content, are going to be
broadcasting twenty five Savannah Banana games when they hit twenty
five MLB stadiums this summer, including Finway, Camden Yards, and
Comiski over there on the South Side.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I have a lot of respect for what they do,
but as someone who likes watching real baseball, sometimes when
they break into dance for like five minutes during a game, I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Like, all right, okay, can you pitch the ball? I
have an ounce of whimsy, but.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Look, I don't have much whimsy, but look the cool.
One cool thing I like is if a fan catches
a ball in the stands.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I think it's even a home run.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
If somebody hits home run and a fan catches it,
the players still out I.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Know specifically for foul balls. I don't know about home run.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, yeah, oh that's fine.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So it's very interactive, what I was gonna say, more participatory,
very much.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
So.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
If you are a fan or member of American Airlines,
look forward to free intor nuts coming and next year
you will have to sign up for advantage a loyalty
program to.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Take advantage of it.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Right now, if you have to use the internet, it's
ten dollars per flight.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I like the implication that they are just fans of
American Airlines.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I love them. I signed up for the fan club.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Well, if you are fans of Amanda Bynes, you can
get closer to her very soon, as she is joining
only fans, not the way that you think. There will
not be any kinky material, okay. Quote from her disclaimer.
I'm doing only fans to chat with my fans through DMS.
I won't be posting any sleazy content. She is excited
(20:48):
to join and I'm very happy for her.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And if you don't know who she is, she was
on Nickelodeon's show All That. She was a girl that
sat on the bed I think and yelled things yes.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And she also had her own show on Nickelodeon, The
Amanda Show.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm going to make her argument that her best work
was in the movie Easy A. I didn't see it,
but the Emma Stone. You haven't seen easy Oh. Boys,
we're having a movie night.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Amanda Bines is an easy and so here's what we're doing.
We're going to Red Robin and then we'll go home
and have a movie night.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, I surely thought you were going to bring up
the soccer movie.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
She's the man also great, but easy A. She plays
a very judgmental like a student that yeah, like just
really judges emmastone.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's good, It's good, okay.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
And finally, in Four Things Today, a man emails bomb
threat to Carnival Cruz Line to avoid pet sitting for
his girlfriend. Tells me that there's trouble in Paradise before
she could get to Paradise because they had to check
all one thousand suits on the wows line before they
get set off on their voyage.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
He is doing time eight months.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I believe he did admit that it was his fault,
and I want to know why was it he invited
on the family trip.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To begin with?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Maybe he thought his girlfriend was the bomb maybe he
was being really sweet.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That was an explosive joke.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, I don't think that we got the same bell ring.
I feel like it wasn't We'll never be.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Okay, and we will have more on the morning mosh
pit next.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And that is the song that got me into Guns
N' Roses because I had heard Sweet Child of Mine
so much that it almost you don't hear it after
a while, you know, it's not a real song anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
And then I heard Paradise Sitting and I was like.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh, this is a good My boyfriend at the time
is like, who is Guns and Roses?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And I was like, I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Sorry, it's morning Marsh, but on Rock ninety five to five,
I'll be doing boys.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This is an interesting story. Oh boy, audio too, it's
great audio. Uh So, basically setting things up.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Baseball is a very slow sport, so the sportscasters have
a lot of time to talk to each other, talk
to the sideline report is going to even take time
to talk to the players sometimes, which I absolutely hate
because they're in the middle of the game.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
They should be focused, they should be very focused.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
But Atlanta Braves broadcast had their sideline reporter in one
of the clubs at the stadium, and Wiley Ballard.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Is a name, Wiley Ballad. It was made for broadcast.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, dude has fought a road runner before.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So basically, as they're setting up the next inning, Wiley
is up in a club and he's talking to his
fans box seats two essentially beautiful women.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, and here here is it's weird. Here's how it
went down. We got you. What's your name? My name
is Lauren, and I'm kayla. You gotta hung out the
rooftop of Longe Ofphins once a year. I come out
to visit. Okay, Wiley four innings to get the numbers,
all right, So they want me to get your number.
They want you to get I'm dead seriously.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
So the best part of this right now is that
Wiley could totally be faking and this might be the
new move. You just walk around with a fan duel
microphone and an ear piecing and convinced fans that they're
actually on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I should have thought of this years ago. I got
the number. We're good.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
I don't think he got that number. I saw the
video of it. They looked weirded out.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
By him.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
It was very It wasn't a smooth like oh my
god yet, no, like it was oh, we want to
be on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then it was oh, number.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
They're leaning back from him, the pot leaning into him.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
The posture changed and shout out Wiley for trying.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Shoot a shot. No, yeah, yeah, shout out Wiley for trying. No,
but you made yourself look real bad. Number one, we
know you don't have game. Yeah, you don't have game
because the gentleman in the actual broadcasts were like, hey,
get their numbers, and you're.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like, they said I should get your number, Like, no,
absolutely not. That's not the move. That is not how
you do.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Also, Number two, smooth operator, don't out yourself on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah you got Yeah. I don't know what his situation
was or what the ladies.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I think he was trying to use this as an
n as a former, as a radio guy who's used
Maria has Oh no, how.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Much do I want to ruin this right now? Ruin
a real question and I'll.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Ruin everything cause like I don't know, or let two
women just enjoy the damn name without going up to
them and being like, hey, guess what I have here?
Two women that are attractive. You know what, I'm obviously
going to do hit on them.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Good thing.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I got my buddies in the.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Booth to laugh about lying to them so that they'll
sleep with me under false pretense.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You know we can't do that, Maria. You know we
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, that's fine, This is fine, But it's great. I
love being a chicken.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Society really tried. He failed, and it is now me.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I feel like it's an adequately sized view, not a
long view. It's a dumb joke because they don't all work.
It's morning mosh pit. I'm rocking ninety five to five. No,
it doesn't matter. What are we doing, guys?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh yay, your favorite? I love it. I'm just going
to get this out of way. Socks loss twelve to three.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Some people are saying that the Socks might be on
pace to be last year's record of losing. I don't
think that's the thing. I think there's a much better
team on the South Side. But we'll see, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, we will all look like that right now. I
know it's not good. The Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Won last night a late game out in San Diego,
and they handed the Sandia Sandy the Santiago Padres. They
handed the San Diego Padres their first home loss. They
hadn't lost at home yet this year. I like these
big wins that the Cubs are taking down sixteen and
sixteen and nothing against the Dodgers a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
They say go big or go home, and it sounds
like they went big at home.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Indeed, another game tonight, our time, Central time, four ten,
that's what it says. Yeah, that seems weird though, right
would it be a seven o'clock game If it's four
ten here, probably.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
A six to ten game. I need to know why
you areas two hours different, all right? Anyway, I'm just
trying to figure out what I got. I was trying
to do the math, and I got lost.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
And the Blackhawks closed out their season last night with
a great win, a four to three overtime victory over
the Ottawa Senators. Frank Nazar scored the ot winner just
forty eight seconds into the extra period. It seemed like
they were playing with some fit the end of the season.
They need, they need to come back next year.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And yeah, game, and if you're not going to have
OVF to at least have Lizba and it's true.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's very true.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
And now the big one, Well, for some people, it
is basically playoff basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's playing basketball. Bulls are in action tonight at the UC.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well that sounds like the Heat game you'd want to
go to. Yeah, playoff basketball at the United Center, Sea Red,
I love it every single time.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Everybody in the building today me apparently it is wearing
Bulls gear.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, you went with the Cubs, and Maria is actually
ready for Montana scarf for anyone who needs reminders on
how to play in works.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The Bulls have to win two games to get the
eight seed in the playoffs. Yesterday Orlando did win, so
the winner of tonight's game will be facing the Atlanta
Hawks in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
To get that eight seed. I have some good news
for you.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
What's that Chicago won all three regular season matchups against
the Miami Heat this season.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
That's good. So that's good news for tonight. I'm excited
to see how this goes.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I want to see them in the actual playoffs and
not just to play in me too.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Go Bulls, go Cubs, go Socks, go everybody, go Chicago.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Go Hawks. Next year. It was a very disappointing season
in hockey.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I'm intrigued to see how their off season is going
to go. Yeah, they got to have a big one.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And you know what, speaking of sports, and I'll just
talk on behalf of the people here because we demand it,
we want it. We ask where it is our Chicago
badminton team.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Sometimes now here's a bit only it is time. It
is time, So the head is on the way.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The trivia game where I answer questions for you to
win tickets, and if I answer them wrong, I get
shot with a nerve gun.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And I say, I you're saying, because I am.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
On a streak right now like none other, and I
have been picked successively.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I think this is my third time in a consecutively.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what I said. I said successively, I said, I said,
I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Shocked in my ear consistently right now. Okay, are they
trying to train us somehow?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We're trying to give you a little bit of electroshock therapy,
if you could micro therapy.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So Wolf tickets last home game. Yeah, they're getting ready
for playoff hockey. We want you to be there.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Eight four, four, nine, five, five ninety five. I'm going
to run number not even the number eight four four
ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's your turn to play and now Fun to the
Head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are
we speaking with Donna? We are, Donna. How are you doing?
Are you doing good? How are you guys? We're great, fantastic.
Thank you for asking. No, I got the hard darts.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, michaels are firing at a higher speed than Maria's.
But Donna, welcome to Fun to the Head is the
trivia game where we answer questions for you to win tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Today.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Up for grabs Chicago Wolves tickets as they get ready
for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Playoff Faki returning to Chicago.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Thank god for that. Not looking at you, black Hawk.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
You're not bitter or anything, Michael. Now, but Donna, the
most difficult question you have today is who would you
like to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Maria? Ohah, I'm just gonna get one off early.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I like that?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Can you phrase that better?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Always?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That was bad? I'm sorry, all right, here we go.
Question one. What popular twenty ten TV show featured a
chemistry teacher.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Who turned to making meth amphetamine.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Breaking bad. I almost said breaking Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Indeed, Donna, I did it. I got the first one. Great, Yeah,
I think so too.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
You gotta finish three for Donna here, and here's question two.
Which type of cuisine is kimchi traditionally associated with.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Korea? That is correct, son of We finally get Maria.
We can't even shoot her.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I know, no, no, listen, this has been a lucky
streak for the first two. Then there's always that one
that's so randomly difficult and obscure that I can't ever get.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Donna, Thank you, Donna doing it for you.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Donna's for you, Donna coming through with the encouragement.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
But I think it's going to be a clean sweep. Here. Oh,
question three?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
What dystopian novel turned film series features Catnus Everdeen?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I really can we do the last two just in
case we could shoot her?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, do the last one.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You should have put the last one sooner, should have
moved it first and foremost, Donna, congratulations, you've got the
tickets to Seat of Chicago Wolves. We're gonna get these
last two questions in real quick Which macro molecule is
primarily responsible for storing genetic information and cells?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Which macro molecule.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yes, is primarily genetic information the chromosomes.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
That would be d NA.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Oh, I'm sorry. That really shot hard. I feel that
I know, but it hit you hard. I kind of
feel bad.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I can't look for it when we go paintball.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Sorry, well, I just you know, I don't want to
hurt anybody.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
And then our final question here.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Donna, I think you'd get this one over, Maria.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
But what former Chicago Bulls head coach is credited with
leading the team to six NBA championships in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I don't know, Oh, the most famous coach.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know any coaches, Donna. Do you know Michael
Jordan's coach? Okay, we'll get we'll get Maria up to speed.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
But Donna, you're going to see the Chicago Wolves take
on the rock Player Ice Hogs this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I've never taken so many shots at once, so much crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
But yes, for everyone else who wants to go see
the Chicago Wolves, get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Exit NASCAR dot com. It's time to drk out.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I need Nintendo HMM to stop playing with my heart
right now?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What happened? Now? So more switch.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Elk Yes, it is a switch a laker has announced
that the switch pre sales could be coming to us
sooner than May eighth.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Oh yeah, because they there were some changes so that, uh,
you can do computer chips and stuff like that now
coming from China, so maybe the prices aren't going to
be as high at and they were laying yeah the
relations time.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yes, they were delaying till they figured out what was
going on with the tariffs.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Because you're originally supposed to start the pre sale on.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
April eighth, moved it to May eighth once they kind
of landed the path, and now could be as soon
as next week April twenty first or April thirtieth, not sure.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But here's the thing. Stop it, just stop it right now.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
You're going to get my money regardless of what the
situation is.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Just tell me.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
When and where and how so I can't budget, right,
I want? I want a budget. Do I have to
start selling OnlyFans too?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I will, and be honest, it turns out Marist the
only fans.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah wait, hang.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
On, I would like to circle back to that idea
bold and underline it. Yes, can we help you get
set up on OnlyFans Maris?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Please be awesome? Come on, for the video game content.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah, you could just do video game contest turtle if
you wanted.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh my godness, here's the thing the ask on. I
don't know if crazy stuff A.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Lot of my conversations about ninja turtles with Maria Shell.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, that Maria is very attracted to the teen nature
mutant ninja turtle.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
That's so funny that you're projecting that onto me.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You don't have a bunch.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Of posters ab jacked ninja turtles literally decorating your living room.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah no, no, I know what it is, and you pointed
it out, But for me, it's just that's what the
ninja turtles are.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You're over here obsessing why are they so? Why are
the turtles show? It's like a normal thing to have.
I'm sorry, tank Top, I shouldn't use that term.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
But these are just there's just a jacked ninja turtles
that are absolutely homo erotic.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Glad, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I don't know what you're talking because it's hetero.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Erotic, wether men. I guess it's interspecies erotic.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
This is get weird erratic.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, it's a rod and you're just admitting to get
a little bit of a hap to.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I officially know the date for presale for Switch. I'm
going to get my presale in and then I'll let
you know what to do. Get that you let us know.
I'm gonna I'm gonna wait for your uh, your wave
of the flag?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
There.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Who's your favorite ninja turtle?
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Mikey Why he's funny?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Who's your favorite turtle?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I don't have one. You want to know why I
don't watch that show. You want to know why I'm
a teenager?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Okay, whoa whoa wo Ninja turtles? Okay, you got you
got a lot of things that you just said it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Was and then have depictions of them with absolutely ripped muscles.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was a very big It's Wednesday, you're not feeling good.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
It's for something that it's on It's on my arm?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Which arm?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The right arm? Oh? Okay? Are you right handed? On
ninety five.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Minutes commercial multi looking things. At the same time, her
new hate for Ninja turtles, I don't understand we are
commercial free for ninety five minutes. Here on the morning
mash Pit, it is rock ninety five to five. The
world is in a bit of a tizzy, tizzy over
the rocket launched.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It happened.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, how we let Katy Perry come back down from
space kind launched her out of that thing.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
It was one of the those they just let it
keep going. Just a very memorable moment. And everybody has
an opinion about going on. What God, God is cringey
what happened? If anything, there's a lot of cringe going on. Yeah,
kissing the ground.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
I was up there for nine minutes, you know, like,
get out of here, Katy Perry saying in space cares
so hopefully mould.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Let's all admit it was a big commercial, right, It
was a very big We were in a space race,
a tourism space exactly. Yes, so I get that part
now there. I would say in NASA more than a
few astrophysicists that would have loved the opportunity to go
(39:17):
up in space, not have to go through full astronaut
training and go girl. And like I remember correctly reading
from the six there was only one astrophysicist that was
within the cluster.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, sure, but that's how they sold it that it
was a stem it was all for.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, she learned the math behind what it.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Takes right to just a girl and like.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It get it up in the air. That's not what
a wow? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Wow, I'm the one that says weird stuff like that.
A lot of people say that it was fake to whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Everything's fake, and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
The door wasn't connector my favorite is.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
That Gail King like tried to defend it today and
she was like, how about you go up in a
in a rocket see what Blue Origin does and then
try to tell us that this is a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's just get Gail. We can't do that.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Well, we can't just go access space travel.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
And by the way, even if we had that amount
of money to spend on an eleven minute thing that's
eleven right, that weighs thousands and thousands of gallons of fuel,
we would have to use that money on something else
happening in our life because we.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Can't survive out here.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
But yeah, no, no, no, tell us about how this space
tourism trip is noble.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
And as again, as I'm looking at the list, they
could have had a big contest where you go, hey,
have you always wanted to go to space? Have you
always wanted to be an astronaut, and here is your
opportunity to get that done.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Now I have a price, Uh oh yeah, because originally
they weren't saying price. It says it is approximately four
hundred and seventy five thousand dollars eleven minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, and you know what, you're right, gel King. We
really should just go try.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean, you just want to go to the show. Yeah,
just get out of here. Let's just it's called Jeff.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Screw a Hubs game.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's just go to space, just real quick, just a
quick eleven minute trip.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, Gail said we could, Yeah, Gil said we could.
And Katie Perry will be there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
And this proves that it's a good.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Thing like this Rocket down Dong Rocket aside.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Rock ninety five five West ninety five minutes commercial free,
and it is time for.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Let's get into it. Man eight four four ninety five fifty.
You could text us anytime during the show. We read
all of them. Some of them make it on the air.
Let's go from the eighty five to seven here. If
Maria wants an if Maria was a Ninja Turtle, she
would be Raphael.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
That means nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Maris what do you think, Yeah, the rogue that's kind
of wow on their own path. So yeah, but he's
kind of dark. She's not very dark, she's very light. Yeah,
she's very ill. Get to know you.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I was about to say, give it, give me another year,
because you've been you've met new me, and like, at first,
I'm very like bubbly, like, ah, aren't we just all
excited to be here? And then then the dark humor
kicks in a little more so next year you'll understand
spot on.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
From the seven to seven three Salty Sweet Expert here
Bonzeyburger is amazing. This comes from the story earlier, which
is unbelievable. On the seventeenth at nine am, go to
Red Robin's website and you can buy for twenty dollars
an a bottomless burger card. Twenty dollars. Every day in
the month of May you can go get burgers, even
the specialty burgers and fries for free.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's just crazy because you don't want the burgers to
just go meet out like that usually, but bottomless all right,
mm hmm, get it.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I only go to bottomless clubs, you get it. I
was thinking about it. They're really gonna get you on
your drinks on that one. Are they gonna get me? Yeah,
that's how they always get me. Gonna go that's fine?
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, but still who cares? You're you're saving yourself twenty
two bucks, twenty five bucks every time you go in.
Never drink money. Now you've never been to Red Robin.
You've got to get you to a Red Robin from
the eight three too. Uh So Maris likes a ripped
green man. Quick kicksha shaming him. Oh, because we're talking
about in turtles and you guys got into it.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, he doesn't like a ripped green man. He likes
a ripped green turtle. If you like to ripped green man,
he'd be into the Hulk, and somehow that wouldn't be
as weird.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I feel like you just took some how they formed
the turtles and how they're hyper strong.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We turned it into something else.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
I didn't turn it into anything else. Absolutely made an observation.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
You saw it, and you made a note in your
head that I like this. No, let me mess with
mares that part. I do like messing with Maris. They
could have drawn them however they wanted. They didn't have
to be that ripped and jacked if.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You opened The Turtles.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
If you open a comic book and saw somebody that
just actively look like a turtle.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's a comic. We're not going for believability.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
If I'm looking at heel from the two two four.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
From the two two four.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Good morning, guys, I hope you're doing well. Gave up
coffee about a year ago, so we're asking people our coffees.
Our coffee shop was closed this morning and it was
a absolute I call it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Our coffee shop. It's Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
I was running around the city at four thirty in
the morning trying to find an open Starbucks. Anyway, So
from the tw two forces morning guys, hope you're doing well.
Gave up coffee about a year ago. But my go
to order used to be a caramel machiato with two
extra shots. Like those extra shots now all green tea.
It's much healthier. Mario from Arlington Heights.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I'm not chat up.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Shout out to Mario. By the way, if you text us,
put your name in there so we can shout you out.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I like Mario. Just one letter off off what corea?
Oh yeah, I gotcha?
Speaker 5 (44:49):
All right, So if you want to text us eight
four four ninety five fifty still a few seconds to
get some in before the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Text us anytime, get it in.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Machine Head didn't realize, Hey, I was already getting freaky like.
That doesn't beat the real thing, though, And that's why
we will prevail on Rock ninety five to five, because
only we have Bush this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Mash Pitoh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
That was maybe the shot of the day, so to speak.
Sure was I feel like you were storing that one?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh my god, I will say I've been stopped up
for a while.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
I was ready to release that.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
It wasn't like a good load of information. Welcome to
the morning, marsh Pit. Rock goes a rock station. That's
the line right there. Big sports Day, Oh Sports Sports Day.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I cannot wait?
Speaker 5 (45:48):
What have I been saying all morning? I can't wait
to go home and just watch sports.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You boys look very cute and you're matching outfits there.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
I got Cubs, you got Bulls and Arsenal. Arsenal's playing
in the Champions today.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
You get the Cubs early afternoon socks playing to day too,
and then.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Makes you want to cut the crusts off your sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You never mind.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm sorry, sorry, guys, because the wait, what were you
never mind me them?
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Okay, okay, I was gonna say, let me, let me
try to get this out cleanly. Socks are like your
step brother who you just root root for because you
hope he's doing better.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And I am a stepsister in washing machine goodness.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Okay, Sea Red, Tonight, let's go. Let's get the United
Center just roaring so.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
You can get in the play offs and we'll be
back tomorrow to talk about whether or not they won.
They're going to win, and what is tomorrow? I don't
know what is tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
First day Rockay, it's not Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Cutter off, no, no jingle
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Jingle, all right, we'll see you tomorrow
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