January 30, 2025 • 48 mins
Buckle up, because this episode is a wild ride—literally! Six Flags is dropping a record-breaking roller coaster, and we’ve got all the details for the thrill-seekers.
Twix is out here playing Willy Wonka—skip the Super Bowl ads, and you could win actual GOLD BARS?!
Looking for love? We’re breaking down the luckiest dating apps—because let’s be real, we all need all the help we can get. Cubs fans, get ready!
There’s a brand-new way to enjoy the game, and it might just change your whole ballpark experience. And don’t forget—Buffalo Wild Wings is betting big on the Super Bowl going into overtime. If it happens, FREE WINGS FOR EVERYONE!It’s The Morning Mosh Pit—loud, chaotic, and always a good time
Twix is out here playing Willy Wonka—skip the Super Bowl ads, and you could win actual GOLD BARS?!
Looking for love? We’re breaking down the luckiest dating apps—because let’s be real, we all need all the help we can get. Cubs fans, get ready!
There’s a brand-new way to enjoy the game, and it might just change your whole ballpark experience. And don’t forget—Buffalo Wild Wings is betting big on the Super Bowl going into overtime. If it happens, FREE WINGS FOR EVERYONE!It’s The Morning Mosh Pit—loud, chaotic, and always a good time
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Spoon man. Oh, why not a fork woman. I'm sick
of the discrimination home morning lash bit.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We could just go with a spork, Yeah, spork person, get.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
To both world. I'm really sorry for singing Hannah Montana
on Rock ninety It was a little sacrilege.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Would have never known if you hadn't said anything.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
If only we had some way to make up for it.
That may be involved drinking and possibly out at a.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bar ninety five by Thursday today, but we're not out
of a bar?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is the day?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The best way to wilds saying correction by saying in
your car, I'm settling For're gonna tell you one way
things having.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
On what you barner a drink.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
February thirteenth in Brookfield, Illinois, Rock ninety five.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Five Thursday, will be out at a bar. I will
see you Imperial Oak Brewing. God, I can't wait. That's
gonna be a fun night, five to seven, right after work,
come to happy hour with Gosh. Yeah, and we'll keep
(01:11):
it because again it is Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I understand you have to go to work on Friday,
so only till seven.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah, as an old guy, I'm loving that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm gonna bring my keyboard. Yeah, we're gonna play some songs.
I want you to shout sing with me. I will
be at least I'll be your deep the entire time,
not too If I do too, it'll be too much.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, we probably should have you do that because could
be fun. We record the whole night and bring the
fun parts back on the show Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was about to say, we need to do a
show on Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So we want to all make it to the next day.
And it is like the day before Valentine's too, isn't it. Yeah,
a sexy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, so Imperial Oak Brewing in Brookfield, Brookfield, Illinois.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, come hang out with me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Did you say the Imperial Oak Brewing I did.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I said Imperial Oak Brewing.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I love a brewery.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Then you give a single long time.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And they're an endangered species these days, as we found
out yesterday. Support your brewery.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, we almost need to do the eagle support for
the breweries right now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yes, from now on, I only support Imperial Oak Brewery Brewing.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But yeah, brewery.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We make sure that I was a big I hope
you were.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Old. Please please guessing yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I know, well, because if I'm going to be condescending.
I have to be right. You know what I mean
to you both?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, yes, that is right. Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Good And today on the show, ok Idle tickets, Simple
Minds Tickets nine inches at nine with Fun to the
Head and.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Coming up in a few we got that breaking news
about the jet crash over DC. This is insane.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, it has been surrounding all of our more so
we'll have updates on that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Before we get there, we got to get a weather
report in from Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm loving this.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh god, I'm loving it. That's it swimming today.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
McDonald's tagline on the weather.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You got a little moisture in the forecast later tonight,
increasing clouds. It's gonna get out to twenty nine, so
it could be a little bit of a snow flurries
and then a little more moisture tomorrow. We're gonna be
pretty moist tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I need you know what you're doing so.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Moist that there could be thunderstorms. Michael, eighty percent chats
a ray. But it's gonna be hot today. Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm gonna say you're burying the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're just gonna like gloss every thunderstorms in January, a.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
High of fifty three degrees day week, that's on our
way to sixty degrees.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh, I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, increasing clouds this afternoon, so it's gonna be a
little overcast. But still get out and do something anything.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Toxic relationship, mother nature.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You know what I notice now that I'm living in
the city. As the ice melts, the dog pee smells
up the entire block. Yeah, you get a big whiff
of it, and I think, man, those suburbs probably smell
a little better than my place.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and then all the poop that people didn't pick
up reveals itself on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Don't get me started. I'll call somebody out on that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Saturday and Sunday looking pretty good, partly sunny, breezy hies
in the forties.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Ezy, crazy beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Cover girl.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
They marketed that well back in the day. Even I,
who have never used a cover Girl product, know the jingle.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I bet you've used to cover product. Ever, you do
videos a lot, You've never put a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Foundation on that bare No cover girls bad makeup anyway,
It's like got chemicals in it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, only is organic over in my house on the
way on Rock.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We'll have your updates on the airplane crashed.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Like a drugstore Harlot. Not for me, stay for Michaels.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Updates on the airplane crash on the way on Rock,
Matts five five.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
It is the morning Mashpit, and we do have the
news on the plane crash that happened in DC late
last night.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, crazy, dozens fear dead after American Eagle jet and
Army helicopter collide and crash into the Potomac River. Maria,
you moved here from Washington, d C. And probably spent
a lot of time around the Potomac. Yeah, that's that's
a crazy thing to happen in the nation's capital. I
don't know why I have red slides going up. I'm like,
this seems so like something that just should not happen.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, yeah, so it is a thing that shouldn't
happen and is crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But like I said, you off the air and I'll
just say it again, I feel like these planes and
these helicopters have so much like there's got to be
alarms going off. Hey, there's I don't know, a black
Hawk helicopter in the flight path, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Uh yeah, But there's first of all, that the helicopter
was on a training Yeah it was. I didn't see
yeah yeah, yeah, so it was it was an an
experienced pilot.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Jeez, flying in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Plus we can I mean, and we can speculate all day.
I don't I don't know that we have to get
on conspiracy about it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Is just terrible.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It is crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Regional jet carrying sixty passengers and four crew members collided
with an Army helicopter mid air near Reagan Washington National
Airport like Wednesday. The two aircraft crashed in the Potomac River,
where a massive rescue operation is currently underway as they're
pulling bodies from the water.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, I thought some prayers with those families that are affected,
because it's the one story that I did see. They
were trying to talk to one of the fathers that
was at the airport looking to pick up his kid.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Now, I was like, you, dad might not.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Why would you be trying to go talk to one.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Of the well for clicks. Of course, by scumbag news
reports that.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Bothers me journalism does not have to come at the
cost of human.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Decens Absolutely, you're you're excited to hear about the skating
camp that they were coming from, and we didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
We didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't think I even't said that yet. But there
was American sad sad fun fact or fact here non
fun fact. American figure skaters, coaches and family members who
had been in Camp Wichita were among the passengers. And
then the US Army black Hawk helicopter involved was carrying
three people.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I thought some prayers are with them,
and then as we have updates throughout the show, we
will get those to you.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
On Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Screams out loud, and I wish he would be a
little more cry about his offering, but that's why the
song is called he and not She.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Morning on Rock ninety five five, my name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Michael, what's that? What was that sound? First of all, okay,
you seem fine.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Six Flags Great America has shared an update on the
construction of a record setting roller coaster. Oh yeah, coming
to the area. Yes, are you guys roller coaster fans?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
How do we feel? Y? Yeah? I love a good
theme park.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You've seen what my relationships are like.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's called the Wrath of Rock Shasha our ak s
h a s a rock shaw Sah. Yes there, I
get that right, is going to get record setting dive coaster,
set to open in the park in early summer of
twenty twenty five. The coasters drop, which will plunge plunge
riders one hundred and seventy one feet at a ninety
(08:16):
six degree angle. Ew hell, yeah that's rough. So there's
a roller coaster well, you know outside of DC at
a place called What's the Things.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, they had to slow it down. It was a
Nascar coaster, I believe.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And you come down the drop and the corner turn
was so hard that people just pass.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Out g forces. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You can just see like half of the cars just
people just kind of go.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Woll, We'll just pass out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The upcoming ride will include include three rows of seats
with seven seats across, and we'll reach top speeds of
sixty seven miles an hour while inverting riders five times.
The coaster marks the park's first new roller coaster since
Max Max Force opened in twenty nineteen. I'm excited for
this good. I'm real pumps, how fun and can we
go like, yes, yeah, can we get a hold of
(09:00):
them and go, hey, we want to be there to
do the inaugural ride type thing?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Is there a I'm sure we have content.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't know for that important, but although, do you
want to go on the first ride of a record settings?
Let them go first. I'll go on the second ride
in two years.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You're going to love that roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I also would like to point out that ninety six
degrees that is worse than straight down.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, no, straight down would be ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh so it actually goes under itself.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I might be making that up, but I think that
it's kind of like looping a.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Little bit off. It was like giving you a little
bit of a softer edge on it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Let me see it going undercause maybe I'm misunderstanding it.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's only pictures are only of it in pieces. Right now,
you can probably google ninety six.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're right though, that that's a that's a weird angle
to hit.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Depends on what.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh no, okay, it's ninety six the other way. Okay,
so it's like six degrees less than straight down. Okay,
more got it.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I mean it's close to ninety like dance.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So we're curling under like right from the gut.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Your stomach is just gonna be a you'll throw you know,
I've never been to a six Flags.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Actually also never been.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I've been to Disney World, Disneyland, a bunch of like mediocre.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Partners, three that I know of.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
There's great America than the one in Saint Louis and
the one in Houston.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh man, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh yeah, no, I've only I've only been to Kings Dominion.
I've ever been to a six cart and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
About your vomit bags because the big coaster, record setting
coaster coming to King's Dominion. Sorry, six Flags, bag.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Hard in your stomach and come to a thirst day.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You'll be good together.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We'll make it a nice little class field trip here.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
On the way, Twix is going to give you some
gold if you can compete in their challenge during the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's a staring contest. This is insane.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh, it's going to be great. More details on the way.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
In the morning, Machia, would you like some gold bars?
An actual gold box hedge against inflation.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Two gold bars valued at one hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
This Super Bowl all brought to you by Twigs, and
the only thing you have to do is not watch commercials. Okay,
So you go to the.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Twigs dot com when to start the evening, and when
a commercial break hits, you engage in a steering contest
with twigs dot com with your phone, okay, and whatever
sensors they have are gonna be watching your eyes to
see how engaged you are.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Interesting, I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You get more points the more that you're engaged, and
then they're gonna tally it all up, and at the
end of the night or the end of the day,
somebody is gonna get two gold bars.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They're scanning my eyes, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They absolutely are legit about to say, I am so
shocked that, Michael. Granted, there's like a robot aspect, so
I understand why you be a little aroused by the idea. However,
I am surprised knowing that you love your conspiracy so
much that you're not, like, how revealing that they're just
openly admitting yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we can see where
you're looking through your phone.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I already know they think they've been able to do
that forever. For even our front facing cameras can see
when your eyes dilate, Like if your scroll to something
that you like, it's like, oh he likes that check
you start seeing more of it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I like gold, Yeah, give me gold.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So on the actual screen is two gold bars with
a pair of eyes, and the eyes belong to the twins,
eyes each twin.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
That's a little creepy, but.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They figured out how to make it likable. This surveillance
is so charming.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Were on the get low song, get low, get loaded
the window the next line, yes, so it's a little sweaty.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Are you going to compete for some gold bars?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, it's free, Maria.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
If you could win, you're going.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
To see half of the commercials before the Super Bowl
even hits.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, However, you're making me dedicate my attention to an ad,
So this isn't really a win.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's just a different winner.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
True, you could win though, yeah, Old March.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But in the same way that I could win the
lottery if I ever actually bought a ticket.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
But like, yeah, I don't know. I will say that.
There's this other story about how there's a bunch of
the ads that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Are okay, but the ads I'm not done at a
bar right now that are going to air during the
Super Bowl are going to be AI ads.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Given that it's eight million dollars for thirty seconds, who's
that money going to? Not actors, it's not writers.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Sitting behind his computer that went make me a super
Bowl commercial?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So ethically, I almost want to give into this twist thing,
but again that's.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Just another ad with again surveillance, likable surveillance.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Isn't that eight million going to the NFL?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't know. I don't know who it's going to.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If you win, give one of the gold bars to charity,
you'll feel better.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, I mean cash this guys.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I wonder what the numbers for gold are right now
that you can get.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I don't know, But I'm slight, I'm slightly tempted. I'm
doing it for sure, But it also depends on if
I'm drinking, how much I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
That's my time to grab food. You got. This is
a big sacrifice during the super Bowl. It's actually a
good point.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Mare like, because bathroom you gotta go to a game,
you can I can work in the bathroom. I'll just
take my laptop with me and just stare at it
the whole time while holding it in front of me.
That's fine, I hold my phone. Although I am notorious
for dropping my phone. What I just heard was never
touched Michael's phone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I wasn't gonna do that anyway. The amount of viruses
on that thing. Yeah no, I'm getting lost in the
seven layered dip anyway, So it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm gonna win gold.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I just want five dollars, Michael.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'll give you way more than that, dude, if I
ever win the lottery or something. You to get like
one hundred grand each for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
How much are you winning in the lottery.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm like fifty million?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, hey, hey, hey, I'm being generous.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I could get nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Very weird. The miller's of you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Already rest his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah you're I knew you were going to come in
and just be like, this is what he actually get it? Right?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know exactly what who says Eddie Vedder is actually
incredibly articulate and everyone else is a hater.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
He's a genius.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, well that I believe.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Actually always understand Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I never said I understood him.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I said.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I agreed that he was a genius. Okay, okay, not
that he was articulate.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Beautiful sunrise going on out there, by the.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Way, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I just peek out your car window right now, do
a little look up in the sky driving. They're already
peeking out their wing windshielding up.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Ah yeah, well your windows down.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's gonna be fifty one degreas today. It's already warm, and.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We can only hope that there will be such weather
on February thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We have things to discuss.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Oh my gosh, it's Rock ninety five five Thursday today,
but we're not outed up bar is the day is.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Our correction listing in your car, I'm settling for.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Gotta tell you one way thing. Depending on what you
barner a drink.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
February thirteenth and Brookfield, Illinois, Rock ninety five five Thursday,
we'll be out.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
At a barby. I will see you at Imperial Oak Brewing.
I am declaring this a victory against the corporate shills.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I have annoyed my way out.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Of the studio, you and the shills. I want to
see y'all in a meeting room.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I want to see us in a boxing ring. Let
me go fight me shills like a man.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It seems like every time comes around and just like,
what does she want?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm sick of crass aggressive emails. Let's take this up
like adults.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
All right, how do we give this to her? What
is she gonna want next?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Actually, then there lies the issue. What I have been
taught is that this works.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yes, I can't wait to go out and hang out
at the brewery and WATCHFI meet listeners and just have
a great time drink some fantastic beers.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm so excited. And also, dear listener, if you're thinking
about coming out, please come, and also like, bring a
silly instrument if you want. I think I'm gonna bring
you sues for everyone.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is going to be such a thing if you if.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You like to join in, bring an acoustic guitar. By
all means like we can get in on this.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not like a I am a musician,
but I'm not like a singer.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I want you to have a diva moment where you
show us how good you.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Can say you got to.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Be.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Okay, well, I'm not gonna go full of doll. I
need to keep it good.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Maybe a Mariah vibe, a Whitney spin on it.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
First, leave that base where it needs to be flared.
Simple minds coming to Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island
on Friday, June twentieth.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Want you to be thereone color ten.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
It's real easy. All you gotta do is call eight
four four ninety five fifty and you are in the
building that it's going to be an amazing soft cell.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Sometimes I feel I've got to get away. I have
got to run away from.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Zoos ninety five fifty year getting the tickets Rock ninety
five five?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Are we speaking with Joe?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yes, good morning people.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
How are you? What's going on? Joe?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Listen? I got in the car from the radio line
I heard, and I'm like, wildly love it.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I love that you're dialed in, Joe, because I could
barely hear anything else that you said.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Car is nice, but.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Not so much.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
All right to shake that phone or something spoking? No,
it's still sounding right now.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Joe.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I'm triving illegally with my hands on the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Sometimes when you shake it works.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Don't break laws there, technically, I said it. You should
be covered.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yes we're good now, but yes, Joe, you're going to
see simple mo Une twentieth at Huntington Bank Pavilion at
Northerly Island. You are ahead of the game, my friend,
who you take into this one?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Thank Yeah? There you go. A good summertime date night.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
You got the lake on one side, the skyline on
the other in Simple Minds on stage.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Doesn't get any better than that with.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Soft Cell, and they don't sound like they have tainted love,
not Joe and Hey little Love. If you get freaky, Hey.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Joe, what's your new car?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. I like that. I love
a new car.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Smell absolutely and everyone else who wants to see Simple
Minds this summer.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Tickets go on sale this Friday at ten am.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I don't know, but we're grateful.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's just appropriate, all right. Let's trick it with lou
Mount Nightti's Heart.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Shape pizzas all available starting at the pizzerias on February.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I've been through the fourteenth. Or if you want to order.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Them to your house, or you've got a long distance
sweetie that you want to send it to across the country,
you can ship it across the country. By going to
their website. You have to order two, four or six pizzas,
which nobody's going to be mad at. And you compare
those pizzas with Eli's Cheesecake, Gart's Popcorn Shop, or a
Portillo's chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Going deep for Valentine's Day, I was.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Gonna say a heart shaped pizza would help you get
into my heart shaped box.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Ah. Yes, Yes, let's drug king.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
After his wife.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Drug busted after his wife gave away their location on
social media.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The kingpin luis Manuel Pocado.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
And that's as far as I can get. He has
a fourth name and I can't say it, but name, Yeah, exactly.
So they're on vacation and his wife was flauncing a
little bit too much and gave away every single one
of his locations while yes locations, while on vacation, and
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the police.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Were paying attention and just came and scooped him up
really quick on purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
She's like, I'm gonna get this money.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let's go on vacation.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I didn't think about money. I was thinking more like
I need to get out of this relationship. Probably the deal.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Man fakes his death to avoid child support payments.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Is found at his girlfriend's house and they were keeping.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Track of it because the town was kind of saying,
I think.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
He's alive, we think he's alive.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
So when I found out he was alive, it was like, hey,
you've got a court date, and he's like, oh, I'm
gonna be out of the state during that court date,
so I'm gonna need to video chat. And we were like, okay,
they set up the video chat, they catch him at
his girlfriend's house.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah again, Dog the bounty hunter busted in the front door.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Do you have a girlfriend when you don't pay your
child support?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's not just not part of the conversation, like you
just hide that from her or she's.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Like, oh, you don't pay your child support.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I'm down anyway, she's supporting him at her house because
apparently he can't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He's doing the real child support there.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, Fire Aid is tonight at two locations, Akia Forum
and the Into It Dome. You can watch on Apple Music,
Apple TV Plus, Max, Netflix, Paramount Plus Prime Video, and YouTube,
featuring a slew of stars including Jelly Roll, Rod stew Or,
Stevie Wonder, earth Wind and Fire Alanis Morrisset Green Day,
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Stevie Nicks, John Mayer, and so many more. If you'd
like to donate, Fireaid La dot Orgus where you want
to go. And finally, a ninety four year old woman
was caught driving at one hundred and six miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But that's not it. There was a kid in the car.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, she's being fined with speeding and child endangerment On
this one. I'm just happy that a ninety four year
old grandmother was able to drive.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Not well, well, oh she didn't crash, did she?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
She was just speeding. Yeah, she got caught speeding. Parsenal accident.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Don't grandma go?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
And that is five things I'm like for school.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I wonder what they were trying to get to a
doctor's appointments.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That kid's really hooked on it.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
On the way on Rock ninety five five we find
out which dating apps you can get lucky on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Smells more like old spice to me, but I guess
that kind of thing is subjective.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I'd rather old spice than whatever teen spirit might be.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, what do you mean might be? It's the girl's deodorant.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I would also rather be old spice because I think
it's weird to talk about a teen girls deoterant.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Doesn't matter, it's the morning wash. But on Rock ninety
five to five, Michael, what you got.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
A story that smells like desperation? The luckiest dating apps
for finding love Valentine's Stay just weeks away, many people
trying to find love. Over sixty one million Americans still
searching for their soul made on dating apps. A new
study reveals which ones are the luckiest if you're trying
to find a partner. They looked at words like engaged, married,
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life partner, soulmate, fiance. They sort of did the math
on all of this, and one out of twenty thousand reviews,
eight point three percent of those in the US are
tried are tied to real life love success stories. Number
one on the list hinge Interesting. What's the deal with hinge?
I'm not on any of these? Isn't is bumble the
one where the woman has to respond? So a guy
(25:32):
can't just randomly send a girl messages on Bumble?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
No, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, I don't know that I have to start the conversation.
I actually think that they can.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We just have to match first.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
From my side of when I was using Bumble. It
was if we matched, she still had to initiate.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Interesting, Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Think he's allowed to initiate.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I think if hang on, let me check, just free
for all right?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
The only one I even have is Bumble, and I'm
really notice I don't think.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I think Hine is just another form of an app.
There's nothing special.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Also one called bad Doo Bad I don't know Eric
and okay Cupid. Yeah, as far as the worst dating
app for finding love, okay, Cubid Actually sorry, Okay, Cubid
is the unluckiest on the list, with two point one
percent of their users report finding long term relationship success.
I think dating apps are a horrible way. I mean,
it's a way to meet people, But is anybody who's
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sitting there just wiping all day on what you got?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
He started the conversation. And also the one guy that
I'm actually gonna go into if you are who is he?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I don't know. It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Name, I don't know, you don't.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He's a stranger that I have not met in real
life on an internet app, so that I don't feel
pathetic with my life all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And I ask you a question, Yeah, what was his
opening line, well, because that's always a gamble.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So on bumble you have like it says, it gives
you an option to have an opening move, like a
conversation starter. Mine was what's your karaoke song? And I
will say he had a strong start. He said, Hi, Maria,
my favorite karaoke song is me Want Bite by Jordan Keyes.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
What about you? And I was like, that, dear sir,
is incredible.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yes, I grant you attention.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fill in the ditches, converse with the witches, off for
them a ride in your jag. You the progressive rob
Zombie on the morning Match on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Boys, what we got? Sports booz, Thank.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
God, Sports Time. Blackhawks in action tonight in Carolina playing
the Hurricanes, so you can watch that.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
If you like.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh, they're gonna get so caught up in that hurricane?
Are they going to fly in those winds?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hawk doesn't stand the chance?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Game time six pm. Buffalo Wild Wings is giving Kansas
City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles haters something to roof for
at the Super Bowl this year. For the seventh consecutive
year in the row, the restaurant chain is offering customers
free wings if the game goes into overtime.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh and you gotta be at Buffalo Wild Wings for this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Then they just start flooding the place with wings.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
You know what, though, a.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Buffalo Wild Wings is exactly where I want to be
as someone that, Yeah, as someone that doesn't really do sports,
so I'm not that invested like in the game, I
want to be in the atmosphere of it though, because
that's what I care about. I want to be around
the party and the drinking and the wings and like,
let's go.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
It's been a long time since I've been at a
bar for a Super Bowl, But like, the more people
that are around it does really get the vibe gone.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It matters.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Well, if you remember last year's Super Bowl went in
overtime and they said they ended up giving away two
point five million wings.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Damn all.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I remember from last year's Super Bowls that people got
real mad that they showed Taylor Swift like two times
on TV.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
That tracks. Yeah, I care. As football fans, we do
not care.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The Chicago Cubs will. They be a brand new feature
at Wrigley Field this season. It's called the Ultimate Backyard
or quote the Yard Let's go. It is semi private
rental spaces that will closely resemble a backyard tailgate.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
According to the team, pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You can rent up from four to fifty seat areas. Yes,
so they break the big area down for people who
want to have little, smaller areas and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, there's five areas that they can break it up into.
But man, is this going to be amazing?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Do you want to give away the best part?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I'll go ahead, Michael. I don't want food for.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You and drinks included. Oh for a ticket of one
hundred and seventy five bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Not bad.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So you have an area where you can get up
and walk around. You're not in a seat, You're not
in a row, which I hate. Yeah, they're putting all
the beer in coolers between the seats, and the seats
are made to look.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Like lawn chairs. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Does it sound fun?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Center Field's already a great spot to watch the game,
and then this just makes the experience that much better.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Imagine sunshine, springtime sitting at the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
And I love a tailgate. And the worst part of
a tailgate is having to plan it.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah yeah, and clean it up. Oh no, no, they're
doing it all for you though.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, that's pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I want to know how early can you get in
and how late kings stay.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We're waiting on details on all of that and when
tickets will go on sale. More on the Cup's website,
they say the new seating area is located just above
the Batter's Eye in centerfield, an area formerly occupied by
concession stands.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Love this, yeah, tailgating, dude, let's go.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
This sounds so fun.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
We would crush it out of tailgate. Oh you guys,
I have ideas.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Five to five. You are in the morning moshpit.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
As we've been hearing all morning, there was a airplane
crash with a helicopter in DC.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
All passengers fere dead as an after American Eagle jet
and Army helicopter collide and crashed into the Potomac River
outside of Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Crazy, Yeah, very sad. And they were all coming from
a figure skating camp.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, the plane was packed with figure skaters in Oklahoma.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
They're coming from Oklahoma. That's awful, I believe.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So yeah, crazy Wichita, Kansas.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And it was a it was a US Army black
Hawk helicopter, Maria, you said, and I haven't seen this,
Not that I'm questioning you, but you said this was
someone in training.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, it was a training flight.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah jeez.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I mean I don't know much about the pilot.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I assumed since it was training that they were inexperience,
but it could have just been like a drill.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, we're still looking for a lot of news, but
I know a big part of what they're doing right
now is just recovering bodies.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Not only American figure skaters, but Russian state media confirming
that Russian figure skaters and coaches were also.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
On board the flight.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Just a sad situation all.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
The way around. Yeah, very sad. Yeah, no, no survivors.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So as updates come down throughout the morning, we'll give
you updates if there's any that need to be given.
But that is the news of the day, crazy stuff
going on around the country.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
What else is new?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah, well, you know it's wild man.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Do you ever opened your phone and you're like every morning?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
That was this morning when I got the news about
the accident. So yeah, yeah, we'll be back on Rock
ninety five to five. Oh baby, York out.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We got a new cartoon.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I got My and Your Friendly neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh another one, thank god, just what we need.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And don't say another one like that, just so we
needed most Spiderman.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Disney Plus News series debuted yesterday with two episodes that
are fantastic.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
So they're good.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Oh, I like them a lot. I like the direction
they're going in. It's a very new take on Peter
Parker being in his youth.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
So I'm excited about this a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Another take on Peter Parker.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
But they're roundbreaking, they're moving quickly. It's not the whole
order story like I got bit by a spider.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
It literally goes bank and then he's adjusting to using
his spider powers.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
And my core favorite part about this show, aunt May.
She is not old. Aunt May, she is not gray hair.
Aunt May, she is young and attraction.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Hey wait a minute, did it Marissa tome.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
May broke the wall down?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Gounna say, don't I thought that you were implying that
she played an old out man?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Take this, Marissa tome slander.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Whoever at Marvel decided that Aunt May could be younger
and attractive, Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Then groundbreaking? What if we cast this female character.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
But mader hot, well I'm watching now. Yes, that's how
you got for the world. Okay, Yeah, the our style
is absolutely Uncle.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Ben sexy as hell? Can we get that? I want
six pack.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Uncle Ben? They could.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Huh the rice guy, Uncle Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yes, the rice guy, Michael, that is correct, And I
am bringing up the race guy in the context of
Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Absolutely context clues. Not over here.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Boy, we are gonna get Mike in on all things
nerdy and Marvel.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I can't wait to go to what is it eat
to eat?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Coming up and eating? Oh, it's gonna be good. I
think I might.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I might have a Spider Man day. I might dress
as a Miles Morales.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I want to find I would probably have to pay
a fortune for it. I would love to find a
Halo master Chief costume that would somehow fit a five
foot one woman.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I believe that you can do this.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You think I think I like a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Is there any skinny man superheroes?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
There's a ton of this.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
You should be a slender Man. You need to be
a superhero. You need to work on your evil streak. Anyway. Yeah,
I love slender Man.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I can see you be mister fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Okay, he's a very stretchy, lanky kind of gull.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That's what I'm talking about the name for once in
my life.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes, you could be a lasting girl.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Stop if you're a fan of Spider Man or just
looking for a new cartoon to take in your friendly
neighborhood Spider Man on Disney Plus right now.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Now, does it compare to X Men ninety seven?
Speaker 5 (34:59):
No, completely, completely in very different, but it is a
good cartoon from what I've seen so far.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Thank you for bringing up the comparison. That wasn't relevant.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
But it's the other cartoons. No trust talk. You gotta
trust me with the other nerds what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh yeah, trust you, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I trust you with everything there is. I know nothing
about this stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
God, there's.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I was waiting for the wiz. I feel like I
want to do that at the end.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Just get it over with, hang up the phone.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
It is that time for fun.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's as it is.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Nine inches at night.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Your chance to win a nine inch nails tickets And Michael,
here's something about an update, bro.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I was taking a poop earlier and I got on
my phone and I get a notification. Well, listen. I
may have not even noticed this.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I appreciate that you were pooping somewhere that wasn't into
the microphone on Rock ninety five to five Heat to.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
In case you missed out on getting nine inch Nails tickets,
In case you were going to the second head Market
sale yesterday and finding that they were four hundred dollars
a piece for lower bowl tickets. Don't be scared, because
a second show has been announced August twentieth, the next
day at the United Center.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Take eight inch Nail.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh wow, tickets on sale, double sided tomorrow at noon tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Wow. That's quick.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yep, they're putting them on sale. Apparently the demand was
so big for that first show that they are doing
an entirely another show.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Hell, no surprises on that end, And we got your
tickets for the first show.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah. Fun to ahead, coming up.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
We need collar ten eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want you to play pick one of us to
answer trivia questions and fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
We can get you some ninie nail cickeuts.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Mixt.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Michael, stop shooting yourself here for like.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
One second, because they're just so much fun.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm actually asking can you chill no for one full second.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Fun to the Head on the way on Rock ninety
five five? Are we speaking with Michelle?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yes? You are, Michelle.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
How are you doing on this fine, Cirsty fantastic because
we got you lined up for Fun to the Head
for your chance to win nine inch nails tickets. And
your most difficult choice you have to make today is
who do you want to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Gosh me, I want to answer my own.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Fortunately, you are an alliteration m as Michelle, but you
have to pick myself, Maris, Maria or Michael to answer
questions for you.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
It's like a video game saying, choose your player.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Ah, okay, who are my choices?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Again?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I knew she didn't know her names.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You got it, But I don't like I don't know names.
I just got off. I just got off ship rocked.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's okay, you're good. Yeah, your options are yours truly?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Maria Palmer or Maris or Miguel, Michael or Michael.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, Michael, Michael, don'tes again?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Why do I always the one to get picked and shot?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah? Give it up.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Because you do it stupid things like say Michuel and
you serve every show.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That's her name in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I would like to hit you every stop it, stop it.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Okay, do you have the questions? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Wait, you got them?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah, okay, atam all right, okay, Michelle, to get Michael
going with these questions starting now?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
What is the name of the twenty twenty ESPN sports
documentary mini series that focused on Michael Jordan's final season
with the Chicago Bulls.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I just gotta be the last answer. Yes, it is
very good.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I was just making sure I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
That was a question of some sort of all right
wire that one off to the side. All right, all right,
next question Michael C.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Hall Dexter. Yeah, I love to stazled.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Should I even read it? Okay, So for you, dear listener,
before I was so rudely interrupted by the correct answer
the question was. Michael C. Hall is probably best known for.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Playing the ticular serial killer on What Showtime drama that
ran from twenty six twenty thirteen. Yes, it was Dexter.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
There we go. All right, you're welcome, Michelle. Are you
feeling confident?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
We're not done yet?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Michelle?
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Okay, okay, one more, one more.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Michael E. L. James's erotic Fifty Shades of Gray was
originally created as fan fiction for what book and movie
series about vampires?
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Twilight?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, that was a total guest, Yeah, total guests.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Do you not know the whole fifty Shades of Gray? Twilight?
My chemical romance, Narn eleven connection?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
No? Oh, maybe we should get out of another.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
It's a good on air thing that we should discuss
at some point, maybe not today with the whole like
tragedy in the news?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Can I get the other two questions real quick? Yea
yea yea yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel very smart.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Everyone was friends with Tom on what groundbreaking website? The
most widely used space yep?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
The songs Hey Mama by the Black Eyed Peas, Technologic
by Daft Punk, and Vertigo by you two.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
No, no, okay, I was trying to get that early. Yeah, okay,
finish the question.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Appear in a series of commercials featuring black silhouettes. This
is good dancing in front of a brightly colored background.
What product released in two thousand one?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah you should have waited till the end of question,
But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Show you're going to see.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
This thing's got some range on it.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Shot too.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Thanks practice, Michelle, you are all set and like Michael said,
everyone else, you better be ready to get those tickets
tomorrow at noon.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Correct, I'll ry tomorrow at noon.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
The second added date of nine inch Nails going on
at the United.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Center, Miss Shell.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah, ticketmaster dot com is where you want to go
all thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I'm on the inside and I'm looking out.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Your mom feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
This one's for ju go.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Right in the heart. I would have been dead they
jammed in the slot.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
By the way, I want to say, real quxts coming up.
If you can text fast, get them in eight four
four fifty, get.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
It in fast anyway. We need to not be.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Day, what day? What day is it?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Thursday twenty five?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
By Thursday today? But we're not ated.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
A bar is the day?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
The best way to we'joy thurstay correction listing in your tar.
I'm settling.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
We're gonna tell you one way things heavy on what
you Bargner and a drink February thirteenth and Brookfield, Illinois
Rock ninety five fives thirstday will.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Be out at a bar. I will see you an
Imperial Oak Brewing. I've just got so many kazoos.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
How many did you buy?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Well, the two hundred one said that no, but the
reviews were like none of them work, and I.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Was like, well I did I. Oh, I always look
at reviews.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
People can play with you.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
So I couldn't get the two hundred one, but I
got the ones. Michael kazoos. Let me stand a chance.
All right, I can say the thing's not you into
a kazoo, so one hundred you could actually yes.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
In fact on the mic.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's now required.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So please come to Imperial Oak Brewing on February thirteenth
to see Michael close the show into a kazoo.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Let us know what color kazoo you grab, because I
don't want that color at all.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Anyway, one hundred and sixty. I bought one hundred and
sixty kazoos. There we go, so we have enough and people.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Could take them home as souvenirs from the big show.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Welly, you don't leave it there. I'm not gonna play
it after you.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
It's fun. Clean it all right, Michael.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
We got text message test time text time first one
from the sixth three.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I wish I could go to Thirst Day, but I
will be in Vegas seeing the eagles at the Sphere.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Well, come to thirst today instead. It's a better investment
and then soon enough, pay for tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
You can go to the Sphere and see Maria in
a building full of kazoos? Can you imagine being sweet?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I would love to hear how annoying the jingle is
in the sphere?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Earlier today we talked about a story where Twigs is
doing a competition during the Super Bowl where you can
win two gold bars. It's a staring competition when during
commercials you bring up their website and you stare and
do this contest, this one from the six five six
nine five six. The price of gold is twenty eight
hundred dollars an ounce as of today, Maris, do you
(44:35):
remember how big the gold bars were?
Speaker 5 (44:36):
It was two gold bars and it was a value
of one hundred and seventy thousand.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
But do you know how big they were? No?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
They said one and seven.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I have the.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Concept of size, So ok, why would start on no Herbie,
I'm just to go out.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I don't know the references in this, so I'm gonna
just read it how it was written. This is from
the nine to eighty nine, So lady guy does Maris
wish to join our force church as well? The giraffe
can join too.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Every creepy needs her altar servers.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I'm trying to build a new thought.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I was an altar server in a situation.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
What else would you be?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Not an altar server?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Do you have any other examples of characters that you
could play in this scenario?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I'm showing up.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Okay, he says, I'm trying to build my new cult,
I mean church. I need a sect to hold the
Midwest while I moved to the West. Also, what size
clothes do you wear for your next it's for your
next offering of friendship? Lord Galen from Mirkwood, founder of
the Temple of Shenanigan's Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
You made that sound creepier than he definitely meant it,
because I am very well acquainted with Darth Galen, not
in real life but via social media, and he's quite lovely.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
But also, Galen, we have to be so clear you're.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Not starting a cult.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's Mike all my word, don's steal her thunder?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, but my sect will in fact be in the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Another story we talked about today six Flags, brand new
record breaking roller coaster. Come in. Turns out someone who's
working on the coaster right now is listening to from
the two one nine. I'm working on that ride and
it will go underneath.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Itself because we were trying.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
To figure out okay, cool ninety first time ninety six
degree angle. Yeah, so you were. We were thinking that
it went straight down and then out, but it goes
straight down.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
And under Yeah. Yeah, yeah, must time is going to
be a mus route.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
And the last one. Bob from Elmhurst, we love, Bob says,
great show today, guys, come Bob, you go, you guys
go have a great rest of your thirst day. That's right,
go get your text in any time. Eight four four
nine ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
You guys, Yes, since it is thirst day. Yeah, we
don't really have anything to do after the show today.
Can we go get drinks together? Baby?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
You don't have anything after to do after the show today?
Six meetings Yeah seriously.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Oh so you can for your meetings.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Sorry, you need to show up sober to these meetings?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah kind of yeah. Yeah, where is my gun?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
It's rock Morning mash bit We again.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Our show on the Enemy is unarmed because it's smart.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Sorry, Clinger like Dart.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Sure showed me, buddy, I did. I'll never do it again.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
I know I'm going to get a spray bottle. I'm
gonna get a.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I gotta take the guns away from Marisson.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
You're gonna get a spray bottle. Our engineers are going
to love that.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
It'll be oil.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh that's gonna be better.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, it won't electrocute us, so we'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, we'll just have oil all over the studio, notoriously
easy to clean.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
I just like that.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
The sound will be Maria.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
A real like wind deck soundings. There was a terrible.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Thursday.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I spray bottle of facts. I can't beat everything to
everyone all the time. Wait wait wait, yeah that was better.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Better.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, you want to take a swing out.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
No spray bottle sound effect. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Mayors would like to preserve his dignity or whatever is
left to it. Never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
We're going to get out of this show so we
can go and do a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Like you're trying to park the car, I am parking
the car.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
I'm going to put it in right here are.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Walt Snack.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
We'll see you tomorrow. Wait, we do a thing tomorrow.
Oh is it free? Wait range wait?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Wait, chainsaws up for grabs nine inches at nine so
much more?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Okay,
Spoon man. Oh, why not a fork woman. I'm sick
of the discrimination home morning lash bit.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We could just go with a spork, Yeah, spork person, get.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
To both world. I'm really sorry for singing Hannah Montana
on Rock ninety It was a little sacrilege.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Would have never known if you hadn't said anything.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
If only we had some way to make up for it.
That may be involved drinking and possibly out at a.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bar ninety five by Thursday today, but we're not out
of a bar?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is the day?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The best way to wilds saying correction by saying in
your car, I'm settling For're gonna tell you one way
things having.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
On what you barner a drink.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
February thirteenth in Brookfield, Illinois, Rock ninety five.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Five Thursday, will be out at a bar. I will
see you Imperial Oak Brewing. God, I can't wait. That's
gonna be a fun night, five to seven, right after work,
come to happy hour with Gosh. Yeah, and we'll keep
(01:11):
it because again it is Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I understand you have to go to work on Friday,
so only till seven.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah, as an old guy, I'm loving that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm gonna bring my keyboard. Yeah, we're gonna play some songs.
I want you to shout sing with me. I will
be at least I'll be your deep the entire time,
not too If I do too, it'll be too much.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, we probably should have you do that because could
be fun. We record the whole night and bring the
fun parts back on the show Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was about to say, we need to do a
show on Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So we want to all make it to the next day.
And it is like the day before Valentine's too, isn't it. Yeah,
a sexy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, so Imperial Oak Brewing in Brookfield, Brookfield, Illinois.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, come hang out with me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Did you say the Imperial Oak Brewing I did.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I said Imperial Oak Brewing.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I love a brewery.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Then you give a single long time.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And they're an endangered species these days, as we found
out yesterday. Support your brewery.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, we almost need to do the eagle support for
the breweries right now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yes, from now on, I only support Imperial Oak Brewery Brewing.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But yeah, brewery.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We make sure that I was a big I hope
you were.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Old. Please please guessing yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I know, well, because if I'm going to be condescending.
I have to be right. You know what I mean
to you both?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, yes, that is right. Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Good And today on the show, ok Idle tickets, Simple
Minds Tickets nine inches at nine with Fun to the
Head and.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Coming up in a few we got that breaking news
about the jet crash over DC. This is insane.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, it has been surrounding all of our more so
we'll have updates on that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Before we get there, we got to get a weather
report in from Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm loving this.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh god, I'm loving it. That's it swimming today.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
McDonald's tagline on the weather.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You got a little moisture in the forecast later tonight,
increasing clouds. It's gonna get out to twenty nine, so
it could be a little bit of a snow flurries
and then a little more moisture tomorrow. We're gonna be
pretty moist tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I need you know what you're doing so.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Moist that there could be thunderstorms. Michael, eighty percent chats
a ray. But it's gonna be hot today. Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm gonna say you're burying the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're just gonna like gloss every thunderstorms in January, a.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
High of fifty three degrees day week, that's on our
way to sixty degrees.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh, I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, increasing clouds this afternoon, so it's gonna be a
little overcast. But still get out and do something anything.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Toxic relationship, mother nature.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You know what I notice now that I'm living in
the city. As the ice melts, the dog pee smells
up the entire block. Yeah, you get a big whiff
of it, and I think, man, those suburbs probably smell
a little better than my place.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and then all the poop that people didn't pick
up reveals itself on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Don't get me started. I'll call somebody out on that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Saturday and Sunday looking pretty good, partly sunny, breezy hies
in the forties.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Ezy, crazy beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Cover girl.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
They marketed that well back in the day. Even I,
who have never used a cover Girl product, know the jingle.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I bet you've used to cover product. Ever, you do
videos a lot, You've never put a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Foundation on that bare No cover girls bad makeup anyway,
It's like got chemicals in it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, only is organic over in my house on the
way on Rock.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We'll have your updates on the airplane crashed.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Like a drugstore Harlot. Not for me, stay for Michaels.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Updates on the airplane crash on the way on Rock,
Matts five five.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
It is the morning Mashpit, and we do have the
news on the plane crash that happened in DC late
last night.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, crazy, dozens fear dead after American Eagle jet and
Army helicopter collide and crash into the Potomac River. Maria,
you moved here from Washington, d C. And probably spent
a lot of time around the Potomac. Yeah, that's that's
a crazy thing to happen in the nation's capital. I
don't know why I have red slides going up. I'm like,
this seems so like something that just should not happen.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, yeah, so it is a thing that shouldn't
happen and is crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But like I said, you off the air and I'll
just say it again, I feel like these planes and
these helicopters have so much like there's got to be
alarms going off. Hey, there's I don't know, a black
Hawk helicopter in the flight path, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Uh yeah, But there's first of all, that the helicopter
was on a training Yeah it was. I didn't see
yeah yeah, yeah, so it was it was an an
experienced pilot.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Jeez, flying in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Plus we can I mean, and we can speculate all day.
I don't I don't know that we have to get
on conspiracy about it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Is just terrible.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It is crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Regional jet carrying sixty passengers and four crew members collided
with an Army helicopter mid air near Reagan Washington National
Airport like Wednesday. The two aircraft crashed in the Potomac River,
where a massive rescue operation is currently underway as they're
pulling bodies from the water.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, I thought some prayers with those families that are affected,
because it's the one story that I did see. They
were trying to talk to one of the fathers that
was at the airport looking to pick up his kid.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Now, I was like, you, dad might not.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Why would you be trying to go talk to one.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Of the well for clicks. Of course, by scumbag news
reports that.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Bothers me journalism does not have to come at the
cost of human.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Decens Absolutely, you're you're excited to hear about the skating
camp that they were coming from, and we didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
We didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't think I even't said that yet. But there
was American sad sad fun fact or fact here non
fun fact. American figure skaters, coaches and family members who
had been in Camp Wichita were among the passengers. And
then the US Army black Hawk helicopter involved was carrying
three people.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I thought some prayers are with them,
and then as we have updates throughout the show, we
will get those to you.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
On Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Screams out loud, and I wish he would be a
little more cry about his offering, but that's why the
song is called he and not She.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Morning on Rock ninety five five, my name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Michael, what's that? What was that sound? First of all, okay,
you seem fine.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Six Flags Great America has shared an update on the
construction of a record setting roller coaster. Oh yeah, coming
to the area. Yes, are you guys roller coaster fans?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
How do we feel? Y? Yeah? I love a good
theme park.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You've seen what my relationships are like.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's called the Wrath of Rock Shasha our ak s
h a s a rock shaw Sah. Yes there, I
get that right, is going to get record setting dive coaster,
set to open in the park in early summer of
twenty twenty five. The coasters drop, which will plunge plunge
riders one hundred and seventy one feet at a ninety
(08:16):
six degree angle. Ew hell, yeah that's rough. So there's
a roller coaster well, you know outside of DC at
a place called What's the Things.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, they had to slow it down. It was a
Nascar coaster, I believe.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And you come down the drop and the corner turn
was so hard that people just pass.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Out g forces. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You can just see like half of the cars just
people just kind of go.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Woll, We'll just pass out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The upcoming ride will include include three rows of seats
with seven seats across, and we'll reach top speeds of
sixty seven miles an hour while inverting riders five times.
The coaster marks the park's first new roller coaster since
Max Max Force opened in twenty nineteen. I'm excited for
this good. I'm real pumps, how fun and can we
go like, yes, yeah, can we get a hold of
(09:00):
them and go, hey, we want to be there to
do the inaugural ride type thing?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Is there a I'm sure we have content.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't know for that important, but although, do you
want to go on the first ride of a record settings?
Let them go first. I'll go on the second ride
in two years.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You're going to love that roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I also would like to point out that ninety six
degrees that is worse than straight down.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, no, straight down would be ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh so it actually goes under itself.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I might be making that up, but I think that
it's kind of like looping a.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Little bit off. It was like giving you a little
bit of a softer edge on it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Let me see it going undercause maybe I'm misunderstanding it.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's only pictures are only of it in pieces. Right now,
you can probably google ninety six.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're right though, that that's a that's a weird angle
to hit.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Depends on what.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh no, okay, it's ninety six the other way. Okay,
so it's like six degrees less than straight down. Okay,
more got it.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I mean it's close to ninety like dance.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So we're curling under like right from the gut.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Your stomach is just gonna be a you'll throw you know,
I've never been to a six Flags.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Actually also never been.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I've been to Disney World, Disneyland, a bunch of like mediocre.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Partners, three that I know of.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
There's great America than the one in Saint Louis and
the one in Houston.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh man, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh yeah, no, I've only I've only been to Kings Dominion.
I've ever been to a six cart and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
About your vomit bags because the big coaster, record setting
coaster coming to King's Dominion. Sorry, six Flags, bag.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Hard in your stomach and come to a thirst day.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You'll be good together.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We'll make it a nice little class field trip here.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
On the way, Twix is going to give you some
gold if you can compete in their challenge during the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's a staring contest. This is insane.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh, it's going to be great. More details on the way.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
In the morning, Machia, would you like some gold bars?
An actual gold box hedge against inflation.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Two gold bars valued at one hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
This Super Bowl all brought to you by Twigs, and
the only thing you have to do is not watch commercials. Okay,
So you go to the.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Twigs dot com when to start the evening, and when
a commercial break hits, you engage in a steering contest
with twigs dot com with your phone, okay, and whatever
sensors they have are gonna be watching your eyes to
see how engaged you are.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Interesting, I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You get more points the more that you're engaged, and
then they're gonna tally it all up, and at the
end of the night or the end of the day,
somebody is gonna get two gold bars.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They're scanning my eyes, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They absolutely are legit about to say, I am so
shocked that, Michael. Granted, there's like a robot aspect, so
I understand why you be a little aroused by the idea. However,
I am surprised knowing that you love your conspiracy so
much that you're not, like, how revealing that they're just
openly admitting yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we can see where
you're looking through your phone.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I already know they think they've been able to do
that forever. For even our front facing cameras can see
when your eyes dilate, Like if your scroll to something
that you like, it's like, oh he likes that check
you start seeing more of it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I like gold, Yeah, give me gold.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So on the actual screen is two gold bars with
a pair of eyes, and the eyes belong to the twins,
eyes each twin.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
That's a little creepy, but.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They figured out how to make it likable. This surveillance
is so charming.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Were on the get low song, get low, get loaded
the window the next line, yes, so it's a little sweaty.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Are you going to compete for some gold bars?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, it's free, Maria.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
If you could win, you're going.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
To see half of the commercials before the Super Bowl
even hits.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, However, you're making me dedicate my attention to an ad,
So this isn't really a win.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's just a different winner.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
True, you could win though, yeah, Old March.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But in the same way that I could win the
lottery if I ever actually bought a ticket.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
But like, yeah, I don't know. I will say that.
There's this other story about how there's a bunch of
the ads that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Are okay, but the ads I'm not done at a
bar right now that are going to air during the
Super Bowl are going to be AI ads.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Given that it's eight million dollars for thirty seconds, who's
that money going to? Not actors, it's not writers.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Sitting behind his computer that went make me a super
Bowl commercial?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So ethically, I almost want to give into this twist thing,
but again that's.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Just another ad with again surveillance, likable surveillance.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Isn't that eight million going to the NFL?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't know. I don't know who it's going to.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If you win, give one of the gold bars to charity,
you'll feel better.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, I mean cash this guys.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I wonder what the numbers for gold are right now
that you can get.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I don't know, But I'm slight, I'm slightly tempted. I'm
doing it for sure, But it also depends on if
I'm drinking, how much I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
That's my time to grab food. You got. This is
a big sacrifice during the super Bowl. It's actually a
good point.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Mare like, because bathroom you gotta go to a game,
you can I can work in the bathroom. I'll just
take my laptop with me and just stare at it
the whole time while holding it in front of me.
That's fine, I hold my phone. Although I am notorious
for dropping my phone. What I just heard was never
touched Michael's phone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I wasn't gonna do that anyway. The amount of viruses
on that thing. Yeah no, I'm getting lost in the
seven layered dip anyway, So it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm gonna win gold.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I just want five dollars, Michael.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'll give you way more than that, dude, if I
ever win the lottery or something. You to get like
one hundred grand each for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
How much are you winning in the lottery.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm like fifty million?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, hey, hey, hey, I'm being generous.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I could get nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Very weird. The miller's of you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Already rest his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah you're I knew you were going to come in
and just be like, this is what he actually get it? Right?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know exactly what who says Eddie Vedder is actually
incredibly articulate and everyone else is a hater.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
He's a genius.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, well that I believe.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Actually always understand Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I never said I understood him.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I said.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I agreed that he was a genius. Okay, okay, not
that he was articulate.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Beautiful sunrise going on out there, by the.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Way, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I just peek out your car window right now, do
a little look up in the sky driving. They're already
peeking out their wing windshielding up.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Ah yeah, well your windows down.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's gonna be fifty one degreas today. It's already warm, and.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We can only hope that there will be such weather
on February thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We have things to discuss.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Oh my gosh, it's Rock ninety five five Thursday today,
but we're not outed up bar is the day is.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Our correction listing in your car, I'm settling for.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Gotta tell you one way thing. Depending on what you
barner a drink.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
February thirteenth and Brookfield, Illinois, Rock ninety five five Thursday,
we'll be out.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
At a barby. I will see you at Imperial Oak Brewing.
I am declaring this a victory against the corporate shills.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I have annoyed my way out.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Of the studio, you and the shills. I want to
see y'all in a meeting room.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I want to see us in a boxing ring. Let
me go fight me shills like a man.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It seems like every time comes around and just like,
what does she want?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm sick of crass aggressive emails. Let's take this up
like adults.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
All right, how do we give this to her? What
is she gonna want next?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Actually, then there lies the issue. What I have been
taught is that this works.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yes, I can't wait to go out and hang out
at the brewery and WATCHFI meet listeners and just have
a great time drink some fantastic beers.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm so excited. And also, dear listener, if you're thinking
about coming out, please come, and also like, bring a
silly instrument if you want. I think I'm gonna bring
you sues for everyone.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is going to be such a thing if you if.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You like to join in, bring an acoustic guitar. By
all means like we can get in on this.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not like a I am a musician,
but I'm not like a singer.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I want you to have a diva moment where you
show us how good you.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Can say you got to.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Be.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Okay, well, I'm not gonna go full of doll. I
need to keep it good.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Maybe a Mariah vibe, a Whitney spin on it.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
First, leave that base where it needs to be flared.
Simple minds coming to Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island
on Friday, June twentieth.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Want you to be thereone color ten.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
It's real easy. All you gotta do is call eight
four four ninety five fifty and you are in the
building that it's going to be an amazing soft cell.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Sometimes I feel I've got to get away. I have
got to run away from.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Zoos ninety five fifty year getting the tickets Rock ninety
five five?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Are we speaking with Joe?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yes, good morning people.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
How are you? What's going on? Joe?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Listen? I got in the car from the radio line
I heard, and I'm like, wildly love it.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I love that you're dialed in, Joe, because I could
barely hear anything else that you said.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Car is nice, but.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Not so much.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
All right to shake that phone or something spoking? No,
it's still sounding right now.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Joe.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I'm triving illegally with my hands on the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Sometimes when you shake it works.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Don't break laws there, technically, I said it. You should
be covered.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yes we're good now, but yes, Joe, you're going to
see simple mo Une twentieth at Huntington Bank Pavilion at
Northerly Island. You are ahead of the game, my friend,
who you take into this one?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Thank Yeah? There you go. A good summertime date night.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
You got the lake on one side, the skyline on
the other in Simple Minds on stage.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Doesn't get any better than that with.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Soft Cell, and they don't sound like they have tainted love,
not Joe and Hey little Love. If you get freaky, Hey.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Joe, what's your new car?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. I like that. I love
a new car.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Smell absolutely and everyone else who wants to see Simple
Minds this summer.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Tickets go on sale this Friday at ten am.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I don't know, but we're grateful.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's just appropriate, all right. Let's trick it with lou
Mount Nightti's Heart.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Shape pizzas all available starting at the pizzerias on February.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I've been through the fourteenth. Or if you want to order.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Them to your house, or you've got a long distance
sweetie that you want to send it to across the country,
you can ship it across the country. By going to
their website. You have to order two, four or six pizzas,
which nobody's going to be mad at. And you compare
those pizzas with Eli's Cheesecake, Gart's Popcorn Shop, or a
Portillo's chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Going deep for Valentine's Day, I was.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Gonna say a heart shaped pizza would help you get
into my heart shaped box.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Ah. Yes, Yes, let's drug king.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
After his wife.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Drug busted after his wife gave away their location on
social media.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The kingpin luis Manuel Pocado.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
And that's as far as I can get. He has
a fourth name and I can't say it, but name, Yeah, exactly.
So they're on vacation and his wife was flauncing a
little bit too much and gave away every single one
of his locations while yes locations, while on vacation, and
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the police.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Were paying attention and just came and scooped him up
really quick on purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
She's like, I'm gonna get this money.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let's go on vacation.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I didn't think about money. I was thinking more like
I need to get out of this relationship. Probably the deal.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Man fakes his death to avoid child support payments.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Is found at his girlfriend's house and they were keeping.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Track of it because the town was kind of saying,
I think.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
He's alive, we think he's alive.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
So when I found out he was alive, it was like, hey,
you've got a court date, and he's like, oh, I'm
gonna be out of the state during that court date,
so I'm gonna need to video chat. And we were like, okay,
they set up the video chat, they catch him at
his girlfriend's house.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah again, Dog the bounty hunter busted in the front door.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Do you have a girlfriend when you don't pay your
child support?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's not just not part of the conversation, like you
just hide that from her or she's.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Like, oh, you don't pay your child support.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I'm down anyway, she's supporting him at her house because
apparently he can't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He's doing the real child support there.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, Fire Aid is tonight at two locations, Akia Forum
and the Into It Dome. You can watch on Apple Music,
Apple TV Plus, Max, Netflix, Paramount Plus Prime Video, and YouTube,
featuring a slew of stars including Jelly Roll, Rod stew Or,
Stevie Wonder, earth Wind and Fire Alanis Morrisset Green Day,
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Stevie Nicks, John Mayer, and so many more. If you'd
like to donate, Fireaid La dot Orgus where you want
to go. And finally, a ninety four year old woman
was caught driving at one hundred and six miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But that's not it. There was a kid in the car.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, she's being fined with speeding and child endangerment On
this one. I'm just happy that a ninety four year
old grandmother was able to drive.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Not well, well, oh she didn't crash, did she?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
She was just speeding. Yeah, she got caught speeding. Parsenal accident.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Don't grandma go?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
And that is five things I'm like for school.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I wonder what they were trying to get to a
doctor's appointments.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That kid's really hooked on it.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
On the way on Rock ninety five five we find
out which dating apps you can get lucky on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Smells more like old spice to me, but I guess
that kind of thing is subjective.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I'd rather old spice than whatever teen spirit might be.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, what do you mean might be? It's the girl's deodorant.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I would also rather be old spice because I think
it's weird to talk about a teen girls deoterant.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Doesn't matter, it's the morning wash. But on Rock ninety
five to five, Michael, what you got.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
A story that smells like desperation? The luckiest dating apps
for finding love Valentine's Stay just weeks away, many people
trying to find love. Over sixty one million Americans still
searching for their soul made on dating apps. A new
study reveals which ones are the luckiest if you're trying
to find a partner. They looked at words like engaged, married,
(25:10):
life partner, soulmate, fiance. They sort of did the math
on all of this, and one out of twenty thousand reviews,
eight point three percent of those in the US are
tried are tied to real life love success stories. Number
one on the list hinge Interesting. What's the deal with hinge?
I'm not on any of these? Isn't is bumble the
one where the woman has to respond? So a guy
(25:32):
can't just randomly send a girl messages on Bumble?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
No, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, I don't know that I have to start the conversation.
I actually think that they can.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We just have to match first.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
From my side of when I was using Bumble. It
was if we matched, she still had to initiate.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Interesting, Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Think he's allowed to initiate.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I think if hang on, let me check, just free
for all right?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
The only one I even have is Bumble, and I'm
really notice I don't think.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I think Hine is just another form of an app.
There's nothing special.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Also one called bad Doo Bad I don't know Eric
and okay Cupid. Yeah, as far as the worst dating
app for finding love, okay, Cubid Actually sorry, Okay, Cubid
is the unluckiest on the list, with two point one
percent of their users report finding long term relationship success.
I think dating apps are a horrible way. I mean,
it's a way to meet people, But is anybody who's
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sitting there just wiping all day on what you got?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
He started the conversation. And also the one guy that
I'm actually gonna go into if you are who is he?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I don't know. It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Name, I don't know, you don't.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He's a stranger that I have not met in real
life on an internet app, so that I don't feel
pathetic with my life all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And I ask you a question, Yeah, what was his
opening line, well, because that's always a gamble.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So on bumble you have like it says, it gives
you an option to have an opening move, like a
conversation starter. Mine was what's your karaoke song? And I
will say he had a strong start. He said, Hi, Maria,
my favorite karaoke song is me Want Bite by Jordan Keyes.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
What about you? And I was like, that, dear sir,
is incredible.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yes, I grant you attention.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fill in the ditches, converse with the witches, off for
them a ride in your jag. You the progressive rob
Zombie on the morning Match on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Boys, what we got? Sports booz, Thank.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
God, Sports Time. Blackhawks in action tonight in Carolina playing
the Hurricanes, so you can watch that.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
If you like.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh, they're gonna get so caught up in that hurricane?
Are they going to fly in those winds?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hawk doesn't stand the chance?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Game time six pm. Buffalo Wild Wings is giving Kansas
City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles haters something to roof for
at the Super Bowl this year. For the seventh consecutive
year in the row, the restaurant chain is offering customers
free wings if the game goes into overtime.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh and you gotta be at Buffalo Wild Wings for this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Then they just start flooding the place with wings.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
You know what, though, a.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Buffalo Wild Wings is exactly where I want to be
as someone that, Yeah, as someone that doesn't really do sports,
so I'm not that invested like in the game, I
want to be in the atmosphere of it though, because
that's what I care about. I want to be around
the party and the drinking and the wings and like,
let's go.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
It's been a long time since I've been at a
bar for a Super Bowl, But like, the more people
that are around it does really get the vibe gone.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It matters.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Well, if you remember last year's Super Bowl went in
overtime and they said they ended up giving away two
point five million wings.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Damn all.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I remember from last year's Super Bowls that people got
real mad that they showed Taylor Swift like two times
on TV.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
That tracks. Yeah, I care. As football fans, we do
not care.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The Chicago Cubs will. They be a brand new feature
at Wrigley Field this season. It's called the Ultimate Backyard
or quote the Yard Let's go. It is semi private
rental spaces that will closely resemble a backyard tailgate.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
According to the team, pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You can rent up from four to fifty seat areas. Yes,
so they break the big area down for people who
want to have little, smaller areas and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, there's five areas that they can break it up into.
But man, is this going to be amazing?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Do you want to give away the best part?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I'll go ahead, Michael. I don't want food for.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You and drinks included. Oh for a ticket of one
hundred and seventy five bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Not bad.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
So you have an area where you can get up
and walk around. You're not in a seat, You're not
in a row, which I hate. Yeah, they're putting all
the beer in coolers between the seats, and the seats
are made to look.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Like lawn chairs. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Does it sound fun?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Center Field's already a great spot to watch the game,
and then this just makes the experience that much better.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Imagine sunshine, springtime sitting at the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
And I love a tailgate. And the worst part of
a tailgate is having to plan it.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah yeah, and clean it up. Oh no, no, they're
doing it all for you though.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, that's pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I want to know how early can you get in
and how late kings stay.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We're waiting on details on all of that and when
tickets will go on sale. More on the Cup's website,
they say the new seating area is located just above
the Batter's Eye in centerfield, an area formerly occupied by
concession stands.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Love this, yeah, tailgating, dude, let's go.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
This sounds so fun.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
We would crush it out of tailgate. Oh you guys,
I have ideas.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Five to five. You are in the morning moshpit.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
As we've been hearing all morning, there was a airplane
crash with a helicopter in DC.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
All passengers fere dead as an after American Eagle jet
and Army helicopter collide and crashed into the Potomac River
outside of Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Crazy, Yeah, very sad. And they were all coming from
a figure skating camp.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, the plane was packed with figure skaters in Oklahoma.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
They're coming from Oklahoma. That's awful, I believe.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So yeah, crazy Wichita, Kansas.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And it was a it was a US Army black
Hawk helicopter, Maria, you said, and I haven't seen this,
Not that I'm questioning you, but you said this was
someone in training.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, it was a training flight.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah jeez.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I mean I don't know much about the pilot.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I assumed since it was training that they were inexperience,
but it could have just been like a drill.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, we're still looking for a lot of news, but
I know a big part of what they're doing right
now is just recovering bodies.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Not only American figure skaters, but Russian state media confirming
that Russian figure skaters and coaches were also.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
On board the flight.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Just a sad situation all.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
The way around. Yeah, very sad. Yeah, no, no survivors.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So as updates come down throughout the morning, we'll give
you updates if there's any that need to be given.
But that is the news of the day, crazy stuff
going on around the country.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
What else is new?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah, well, you know it's wild man.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Do you ever opened your phone and you're like every morning?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
That was this morning when I got the news about
the accident. So yeah, yeah, we'll be back on Rock
ninety five to five. Oh baby, York out.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We got a new cartoon.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I got My and Your Friendly neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh another one, thank god, just what we need.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And don't say another one like that, just so we
needed most Spiderman.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Disney Plus News series debuted yesterday with two episodes that
are fantastic.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
So they're good.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Oh, I like them a lot. I like the direction
they're going in. It's a very new take on Peter
Parker being in his youth.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
So I'm excited about this a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Another take on Peter Parker.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
But they're roundbreaking, they're moving quickly. It's not the whole
order story like I got bit by a spider.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
It literally goes bank and then he's adjusting to using
his spider powers.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
And my core favorite part about this show, aunt May.
She is not old. Aunt May, she is not gray hair.
Aunt May, she is young and attraction.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Hey wait a minute, did it Marissa tome.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
May broke the wall down?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Gounna say, don't I thought that you were implying that
she played an old out man?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Take this, Marissa tome slander.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Whoever at Marvel decided that Aunt May could be younger
and attractive, Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Then groundbreaking? What if we cast this female character.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
But mader hot, well I'm watching now. Yes, that's how
you got for the world. Okay, Yeah, the our style
is absolutely Uncle.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Ben sexy as hell? Can we get that? I want
six pack.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Uncle Ben? They could.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Huh the rice guy, Uncle Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yes, the rice guy, Michael, that is correct, And I
am bringing up the race guy in the context of
Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Absolutely context clues. Not over here.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Boy, we are gonna get Mike in on all things
nerdy and Marvel.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I can't wait to go to what is it eat
to eat?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Coming up and eating? Oh, it's gonna be good. I
think I might.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I might have a Spider Man day. I might dress
as a Miles Morales.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I want to find I would probably have to pay
a fortune for it. I would love to find a
Halo master Chief costume that would somehow fit a five
foot one woman.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I believe that you can do this.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You think I think I like a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Is there any skinny man superheroes?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
There's a ton of this.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
You should be a slender Man. You need to be
a superhero. You need to work on your evil streak. Anyway. Yeah,
I love slender Man.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I can see you be mister fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Okay, he's a very stretchy, lanky kind of gull.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That's what I'm talking about the name for once in
my life.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes, you could be a lasting girl.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Stop if you're a fan of Spider Man or just
looking for a new cartoon to take in your friendly
neighborhood Spider Man on Disney Plus right now.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Now, does it compare to X Men ninety seven?
Speaker 5 (34:59):
No, completely, completely in very different, but it is a
good cartoon from what I've seen so far.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Thank you for bringing up the comparison. That wasn't relevant.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
But it's the other cartoons. No trust talk. You gotta
trust me with the other nerds what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh yeah, trust you, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I trust you with everything there is. I know nothing
about this stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
God, there's.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I was waiting for the wiz. I feel like I
want to do that at the end.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Just get it over with, hang up the phone.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
It is that time for fun.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's as it is.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Nine inches at night.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Your chance to win a nine inch nails tickets And Michael,
here's something about an update, bro.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I was taking a poop earlier and I got on
my phone and I get a notification. Well, listen. I
may have not even noticed this.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I appreciate that you were pooping somewhere that wasn't into
the microphone on Rock ninety five to five Heat to.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
In case you missed out on getting nine inch Nails tickets,
In case you were going to the second head Market
sale yesterday and finding that they were four hundred dollars
a piece for lower bowl tickets. Don't be scared, because
a second show has been announced August twentieth, the next
day at the United Center.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Take eight inch Nail.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh wow, tickets on sale, double sided tomorrow at noon tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Wow. That's quick.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yep, they're putting them on sale. Apparently the demand was
so big for that first show that they are doing
an entirely another show.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Hell, no surprises on that end, And we got your
tickets for the first show.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah. Fun to ahead, coming up.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
We need collar ten eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want you to play pick one of us to
answer trivia questions and fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
We can get you some ninie nail cickeuts.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Mixt.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Michael, stop shooting yourself here for like.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
One second, because they're just so much fun.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm actually asking can you chill no for one full second.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Fun to the Head on the way on Rock ninety
five five? Are we speaking with Michelle?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yes? You are, Michelle.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
How are you doing on this fine, Cirsty fantastic because
we got you lined up for Fun to the Head
for your chance to win nine inch nails tickets. And
your most difficult choice you have to make today is
who do you want to answer questions for you?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Gosh me, I want to answer my own.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Fortunately, you are an alliteration m as Michelle, but you
have to pick myself, Maris, Maria or Michael to answer
questions for you.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
It's like a video game saying, choose your player.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Ah, okay, who are my choices?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Again?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I knew she didn't know her names.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You got it, But I don't like I don't know names.
I just got off. I just got off ship rocked.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's okay, you're good. Yeah, your options are yours truly?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Maria Palmer or Maris or Miguel, Michael or Michael.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, Michael, Michael, don'tes again?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Why do I always the one to get picked and shot?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah? Give it up.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Because you do it stupid things like say Michuel and
you serve every show.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That's her name in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I would like to hit you every stop it, stop it.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Okay, do you have the questions? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Wait, you got them?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah, okay, atam all right, okay, Michelle, to get Michael
going with these questions starting now?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
What is the name of the twenty twenty ESPN sports
documentary mini series that focused on Michael Jordan's final season
with the Chicago Bulls.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I just gotta be the last answer. Yes, it is
very good.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I was just making sure I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
That was a question of some sort of all right
wire that one off to the side. All right, all right,
next question Michael C.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Hall Dexter. Yeah, I love to stazled.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Should I even read it? Okay, So for you, dear listener,
before I was so rudely interrupted by the correct answer
the question was. Michael C. Hall is probably best known for.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Playing the ticular serial killer on What Showtime drama that
ran from twenty six twenty thirteen. Yes, it was Dexter.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
There we go. All right, you're welcome, Michelle. Are you
feeling confident?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
We're not done yet?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Michelle?
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Okay, okay, one more, one more.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Michael E. L. James's erotic Fifty Shades of Gray was
originally created as fan fiction for what book and movie
series about vampires?
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Twilight?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, that was a total guest, Yeah, total guests.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Do you not know the whole fifty Shades of Gray? Twilight?
My chemical romance, Narn eleven connection?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
No? Oh, maybe we should get out of another.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
It's a good on air thing that we should discuss
at some point, maybe not today with the whole like
tragedy in the news?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Can I get the other two questions real quick? Yea
yea yea yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel very smart.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Everyone was friends with Tom on what groundbreaking website? The
most widely used space yep?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
The songs Hey Mama by the Black Eyed Peas, Technologic
by Daft Punk, and Vertigo by you two.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
No, no, okay, I was trying to get that early. Yeah, okay,
finish the question.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Appear in a series of commercials featuring black silhouettes. This
is good dancing in front of a brightly colored background.
What product released in two thousand one?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah you should have waited till the end of question,
But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Show you're going to see.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
This thing's got some range on it.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Shot too.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Thanks practice, Michelle, you are all set and like Michael said,
everyone else, you better be ready to get those tickets
tomorrow at noon.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Correct, I'll ry tomorrow at noon.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
The second added date of nine inch Nails going on
at the United.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Center, Miss Shell.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah, ticketmaster dot com is where you want to go
all thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I'm on the inside and I'm looking out.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Your mom feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
This one's for ju go.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Right in the heart. I would have been dead they
jammed in the slot.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
By the way, I want to say, real quxts coming up.
If you can text fast, get them in eight four
four fifty, get.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
It in fast anyway. We need to not be.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Day, what day? What day is it?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Thursday twenty five?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
By Thursday today? But we're not ated.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
A bar is the day?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
The best way to we'joy thurstay correction listing in your tar.
I'm settling.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
We're gonna tell you one way things heavy on what
you Bargner and a drink February thirteenth and Brookfield, Illinois
Rock ninety five fives thirstday will.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Be out at a bar. I will see you an
Imperial Oak Brewing. I've just got so many kazoos.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
How many did you buy?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Well, the two hundred one said that no, but the
reviews were like none of them work, and I.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Was like, well I did I. Oh, I always look
at reviews.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
People can play with you.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
So I couldn't get the two hundred one, but I
got the ones. Michael kazoos. Let me stand a chance.
All right, I can say the thing's not you into
a kazoo, so one hundred you could actually yes.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
In fact on the mic.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's now required.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So please come to Imperial Oak Brewing on February thirteenth
to see Michael close the show into a kazoo.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Let us know what color kazoo you grab, because I
don't want that color at all.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Anyway, one hundred and sixty. I bought one hundred and
sixty kazoos. There we go, so we have enough and people.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Could take them home as souvenirs from the big show.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Welly, you don't leave it there. I'm not gonna play
it after you.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
It's fun. Clean it all right, Michael.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
We got text message test time text time first one
from the sixth three.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I wish I could go to Thirst Day, but I
will be in Vegas seeing the eagles at the Sphere.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Well, come to thirst today instead. It's a better investment
and then soon enough, pay for tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
You can go to the Sphere and see Maria in
a building full of kazoos? Can you imagine being sweet?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I would love to hear how annoying the jingle is
in the sphere?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Earlier today we talked about a story where Twigs is
doing a competition during the Super Bowl where you can
win two gold bars. It's a staring competition when during
commercials you bring up their website and you stare and
do this contest, this one from the six five six
nine five six. The price of gold is twenty eight
hundred dollars an ounce as of today, Maris, do you
(44:35):
remember how big the gold bars were?
Speaker 5 (44:36):
It was two gold bars and it was a value
of one hundred and seventy thousand.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
But do you know how big they were? No?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
They said one and seven.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I have the.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Concept of size, So ok, why would start on no Herbie,
I'm just to go out.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I don't know the references in this, so I'm gonna
just read it how it was written. This is from
the nine to eighty nine, So lady guy does Maris
wish to join our force church as well? The giraffe
can join too.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Every creepy needs her altar servers.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I'm trying to build a new thought.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I was an altar server in a situation.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
What else would you be?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Not an altar server?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Do you have any other examples of characters that you
could play in this scenario?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I'm showing up.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Okay, he says, I'm trying to build my new cult,
I mean church. I need a sect to hold the
Midwest while I moved to the West. Also, what size
clothes do you wear for your next it's for your
next offering of friendship? Lord Galen from Mirkwood, founder of
the Temple of Shenanigan's Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
You made that sound creepier than he definitely meant it,
because I am very well acquainted with Darth Galen, not
in real life but via social media, and he's quite lovely.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
But also, Galen, we have to be so clear you're.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Not starting a cult.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's Mike all my word, don's steal her thunder?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, but my sect will in fact be in the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Another story we talked about today six Flags, brand new
record breaking roller coaster. Come in. Turns out someone who's
working on the coaster right now is listening to from
the two one nine. I'm working on that ride and
it will go underneath.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Itself because we were trying.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
To figure out okay, cool ninety first time ninety six
degree angle. Yeah, so you were. We were thinking that
it went straight down and then out, but it goes
straight down.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
And under Yeah. Yeah, yeah, must time is going to
be a mus route.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
And the last one. Bob from Elmhurst, we love, Bob says,
great show today, guys, come Bob, you go, you guys
go have a great rest of your thirst day. That's right,
go get your text in any time. Eight four four
nine ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
You guys, Yes, since it is thirst day. Yeah, we
don't really have anything to do after the show today.
Can we go get drinks together? Baby?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
You don't have anything after to do after the show today?
Six meetings Yeah seriously.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Oh so you can for your meetings.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Sorry, you need to show up sober to these meetings?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah kind of yeah. Yeah, where is my gun?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
It's rock Morning mash bit We again.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Our show on the Enemy is unarmed because it's smart.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Sorry, Clinger like Dart.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Sure showed me, buddy, I did. I'll never do it again.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
I know I'm going to get a spray bottle. I'm
gonna get a.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I gotta take the guns away from Marisson.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
You're gonna get a spray bottle. Our engineers are going
to love that.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
It'll be oil.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh that's gonna be better.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, it won't electrocute us, so we'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, we'll just have oil all over the studio, notoriously
easy to clean.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
I just like that.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
The sound will be Maria.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
A real like wind deck soundings. There was a terrible.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Thursday.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I spray bottle of facts. I can't beat everything to
everyone all the time. Wait wait wait, yeah that was better.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Better.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, you want to take a swing out.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
No spray bottle sound effect. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Mayors would like to preserve his dignity or whatever is
left to it. Never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
We're going to get out of this show so we
can go and do a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Like you're trying to park the car, I am parking
the car.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
I'm going to put it in right here are.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Walt Snack.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
We'll see you tomorrow. Wait, we do a thing tomorrow.
Oh is it free? Wait range wait?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Wait, chainsaws up for grabs nine inches at nine so
much more?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Okay,
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