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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I just never found that song relatable.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I myself very easy to handle, never had an issue
in my life.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Same same, I am saying right now. Okay, so this
is how we start to show lies immediately.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You would never lie, and you can't prove it. Hi morning, Marsh.
My money is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm there. So I'm staring at two liars right now.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Steve Tuesday, I missed you.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah you made it. Welcome back, thank you. I'm glad
you survived in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Are you hive free?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I mean currently, but I hope the bees returned. Where'd
you get the hives at from the forest?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I mean like on your neck? It was all over
my body.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, you know, something similar happened in college, And in
fact it happened exactly the same way that it did
in college, which was I went to bed with like
one bump on me, assumed it was a bite. It
was like a little itch you didn't think too much
of it, went to sleep, woke up completely covered and
very very itchy.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Had to toe that's scary.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And so I treated it like they did in college,
which was give myself a benadrill and go right back
to sleep. After I called you guys, and was like,
I'm not coming in tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
No urgent care, no urgent care. Oh what was it like?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You wake up and walk into the bathroom like flip
the light on, look in the mirror and like.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh uh no, I woke up itchy? Oh okay, god, yeah,
the itchiness woke me up. And then I looked in
the mirror and then I was like, oh, oh cool.
I guess we're dealing with this today.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's good to have our queen of chaos. I missed you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I won't say all that you already did so like
five seconds ago. Yeah, because I opened with I missed you.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did I flip that fast already? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, you're soft. You can flip your back and forth
and back and forth.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Buddy, let's dumping down. I would love to see you
try to pick me up. I wait, three of you.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I weigh three of you.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh my god, did you say you pick her up?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No? No? No, no? Yeah, reverse, Yeah, I give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Could pick well a little bit, but no, not without patting,
because I could pick you up, not for any extended
amount of time, and I would have to be able
to collapse.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, but I could pick you up, it would be
like this right back down.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, So I'm not going to urgent care or the
er this morning. But what we will do is set
you up with Chicago Wolves sick yet as they are
getting set for the playoffs. And also got a movie
screening for you. Got Neil Young a Coastal where we
get to get behind the scenes as he was on
his solo tour. And this is all directed by his wife,
(02:51):
Daryl Hannah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
So I think that's so weird that he's married to
Daryl Hannah, and I never knew that for some reason.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I didn't know either until someone texted it in yesterday,
which reminds me eight four four ninety five fifty. Always
text us whatever is on your mind, especially when you're
adding little tidbits to the gifts were giving away.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Personally, I hope Neil Young can remember this.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Other man don't need him around anyhow. Alabama A deep cut.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, Sports Rock reports fund of the Head. I can't
wait for sports It's to be a fun show. My
favorite part of the show.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Now w C hi Weather with Michael who likes moisturings.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Way, I feel like a toddler beings.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I was gearing down for traffic, had to get off
the exit go onto the parking lot. Time for a
little sunshine today after our snur yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, there happened, Yes, it was really happened. I took
a bet of drill and left all day. Yeah, in the.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Afternoon it was like snirring a little bit. Yeah it was.
I mean, it was just flurries.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
But it is damn cold, and it's gonna be cold
till the weekend. Like our highs today. Our high today
is forty hi tomorrow is forty four and rain Thursday
forty five and rain Friday forty six. But today's gonna
be sunny, so get out and enjoy it. If you can't,
grab a jacket. But it's it's gonna be sunny all day,
which was awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Actually, there's nothing better than a sunny cold day. So
Sunday warm day, I would say it would be better
sunny cold day.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
What I said, it's all right, sunny crisp day is
kind of nice, chrisp.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
That nice crisp day, crispy. I just want April to
stop being cold and crisp. It's time to get out
of this. Yeah, you guys warned me. And now we're
on the other end of winter. Remember you warned me
at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Uh huh it was rough.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, Chicago broke you, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Broke a number of things. You really did.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Come into this bread eyed, bushy tailed, full of pep
in your step.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And then I think I could do it better next year.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, we want to expect. You're like, all right, let's
do this. You are prepared, batting.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
On the hatches. It's gotta be better.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
But yeah, sunny today, I high forty degrees. I'm gonna
feel colder and that a little breezy. But other than that, pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nice, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I want to say I didn't miss you, but I
already lied once on air. Maria's back, yesh, and we're
gonna get updates on what happened on this camping tripaking
a cold.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You went camping and it's like forty degrees out and yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I will say it wasn't like in a tent. I
didn't have electricity.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You had an r V. All right, we got to
talk about this next. We got to talk about this.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, all right, enough, all right, it wasn't It wasn't
an RV. I'm hooked on the ground outside compelling alright,
just chopped.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
To find out no more coming up Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
We got Chicago Wolves tickets coming up for Fun to
the Head today. And Maria, you went camping, which I
think camping is so fun sometimes when the weather's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The weather not being okay made this camping trip significantly
better interesting because while I did not sleep in a tent,
nor did I sleep on the ground, nor did I
sleep in an RV.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So where a cabin that's not camping, then I always
think it camp. We didn't have cat we didn't do cabins.
Already we're poor, grown up, so we didn't have RV's
or anything. When I camped, it was on the ground
in an air mattress that only stayed full for two hours.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I mean, like it was a cabin that used to
be some like ram shackle like kind of wood. Oh,
that's kind of fun woods that like the guy then
like redid and like Airbnb is out, but there's no
electricity in it.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
There's no electricity. Yeah, we had to cook all our food.
That's kind of fun. Actually, okay, that counts.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I did like it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Full glamping, which would have made me very happy if
it were. But yeah, there was a roof, and that
was the nice part was because it was a tin roof,
which anyone that's had one knows you hear everything that
lands on that tin roof.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But it rained.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Awes we're inside, we get like the wood fire because
there was also a wood fireplace inside so that you
could heat the cabin and made the fire we made
and there was again there's no electricity or internet or anything,
so we just had an old radio.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh my god, which you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Know who listens to that anymore?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I know?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It was so nice rained on weekend and I just
like got a little sleep asleep in.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I did see you post a picture or a video
and it looked flooded.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Was a river.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, so it was like up on a hill and
there's a river down below. But then since it rained
all weekend, the river flooded like crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I want to be in that cabin right now.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, it was so peaceful.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It was really nice. I'm not gonna lie wi Fi No,
I that nice for a day. I lost my phone couple. No,
you don't think so I hated it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I was.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I felt like I was back when I was a
kid and I could just look at things and not
have to always have a phone.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
In my hand in a book. I liked the lack
of internet. I like my WiFi because I like to
listen to music. Oh interesting time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You don't have some songs saving?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I have a lot downloaded, but like you know, I
like to switch it up for my vibes and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Random playlist.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So to fully address what happened at the Hives, just
it was it just random? I don't know, okay, yeah,
because it sounds like you were inside the entire time
and not like no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
No, no no.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
There was times when the rain let up and I
like went out for like walks and stuff, and yeah,
I have videos of it.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'll show you.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Do you guys have poison ivy here?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes? Poison oak, poison ivy probably.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I don't know that we have poison oak here. I'm
aware of poison oak.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
We went camping on so I had a friend fall
down a hill and he fell right through a whole
bunch of poison ivy And we're gonna be gone for
like four more days. I've never seen a man more
rip all in my life.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's nasty. You know, I've never been camping.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What never.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Mares? Don't you want to know how the cave men
lived inaugural camping trip.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Don't you want to know all the things we've made
so much better?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Who wants to go? Let's take Marris.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I bet you one out house you're about to be
so grateful for You've.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Never camped at a festival like Wow, Maris, this is incredible.
This was like the thing our poor family did growing
out there like a we don't have any money, Let's
go hang out in the woods. Pretend it's something interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm gonna say, take Mary's camping. But he would kill
himself if he were lacked in.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I would walk away. He could have his own tent time.
I'd share my location with you guys, and then you
just have to find me at some point.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
But what if that wasn't working, because we would be
camping in the middle of now the show would be
he'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We can drink no.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh, dear listener, Fretty Alice, get her out of the chains.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's morning mash, but I'm rock ninety five to five. Michael,
Oh no, you know, never mind, No, Maris, you tell
the story.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No, you know how people buy tickets and various other
things and resell them. Yeah, well now you're in Chicago.
They are doing that for restaurant reservations to be like
if you go find the Micheline restaurants, yeah, and you
go book up reservations and then you can turn around
on a website and sell those reservations. Now, when I
(10:37):
heard the story, I was like, I mean ten twenty
bucks right.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, they didn't have a big deal.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Not in James Beard's Chicago.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Want a reservation for Saturday at Montevere in the west
Loop one more time monte Vere.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
The best part is watching your face forms all of that,
trying to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Two hundred and forty dollars just to buy the reservation
from someone else, by the way, sounds like a pretty
good business before they ban it. All you gotta do
is like go call these places and be like I
need this day, I need this day, and I need
this day, and then two hundred and forty bucks a pop.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You could do that a couple times a week. It
sounds like somebody was already doing this for like celebrities, is.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Like, hey, I'll get you a reservation don't worry about it.
I test you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, they were just like I can trick regular people
into paying me for these.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I was literally about to say, I'm not rich enough
for this problem to effect.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Seriously.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
New ordnance, in collaboration with the Illinois Restaurant Association to
combat the unsanctioned sale of reservations by third party is
going into effect. The Restaurant Reservation Anti Piracy Act would
bar third parties from listing, advertising, or promoting selling reservations
for restaurants through a website app.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I thought you were going to say anti posty.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I was like, looking at it, I was like, anti piracy?
How is that piracy? But then all right, so you're
selling something that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I like the.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay con of because there are those restaurants that like
are reserved for two years out sure, yeah, and you
can't live that way. And also there's no way that
every single person is honoring all of those reservations.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So you have to be leaving some tables open.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Why not an app that lets you just be on
standby for whenever those reservations, but some of.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Them do open table. No open tables directly for reservation. Yeah,
but like if you get in with the restaurant. They
sometimes have a waiting list, or they'll have like a
day like, hey, we have an opening tomorrow, or like
they'll have like a first Friday or something where they'll
just be like, oh, hey, like here's a waiting list that.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
We have sign up da da da da da, and
you know you gotta wait and figure it out.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But also getting your own reservation to the hottest spot
or a really good food opportunity is really cool. Yeah,
Like it's gratifying in a way of you didn't have
to pay for it, you fought for it, you got it,
and now you're getting the gratification out of it.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
This' yes here a Brown University student. He told The
New Yorker that he makes eighty thousand dollars a year
simply selling reservations.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, well, all right, y'll.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Spend fun guys. Right, it's a great city for restaurants.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just don't like that it takes spots away from
other people, right right, Well, the fact that they're buying
the spots and then up charging them that sucks.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
But it's automatic cash flow because you're not paying. I
think at most like a reservation might take ten or
twenty dollars out just to hold it for you.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's come on. You know who would never do this
to us?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Taco Bell, That's true, and that's why they will have
a loyal customer for life.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
They have a window on the side of their building.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They have a mountain dew baja bless.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Oh yeah, waiting on your way On Rock ninety five
to five, we're talking about actors who nailed their rows
so well nobody else will ever compare well.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They did go to the rolls.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
They nailed it. Oh, if you were wondering if that
was the track, it's not. It's Maria.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I wasn't looking at you, and I almost did the
same exact thing. I don't understand how us two ADHD
people are the same.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Want to say, it's just ADHD. We don't have personalities,
we have symptoms.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I made you started making the sound and I was
about to make it, and I was like, uh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But wait a minute. My brain is on the is
my eternal struggle.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Speaking of eternal struggles and ADHD, I can't sit still
and watch movies anymore, thank you doom scrolling and short
videos on the internet.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
But yeah, I'm sure before that you're totally calm, cool
and collected.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I was better, Okay, I think I think are you have.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
A witness for this better version of you?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She lives in another country. Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Don't know where she goes. She ran far away.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
People on Reddit are sharing which actors nailed their roles
so well that no one else could ever compare. I'll
go with the top five, right, all right, Robert Downey
Junior iron Man. Okay, yes, hey, get good on that one, okay.
Number four Mike Myers Austin Powers. Yes, yes, I mean
that was iconic. I don't think he's even hardly done
anything else since. Yeah, they should come back and do
another one. Number three Matthew Lillard Shaggy Scooby doo oh
(15:09):
oh yeah, he was a great spot on. Number two
Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow. Yeah, no one else could
have done that. Yeah, he's just weird enough that it works.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm waiting for the one. There's got to be the one.
James Gandalfeeni as Tony Soprano.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yes, yeah, that's that's as locked in as you're ever
going to be.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Now, there's a number of other ones that are pretty amazing.
Anthony Hopkins, Hannibal Lecter. Yeah, that's a good one on
that time, because that is the biggest one.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I can't believe it's not.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So I want to say, I don't know how old
this reddit crowd is, because this seems to be skewing
a little bit older.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Leonard Nimoya's Spock is another one. Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka.
So I think you're right Meryl Streep and the Devilwaar's product.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
As a iconic iconic as that character was maybe one
of the most icon left off the list.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Dear listeners, specifically, we're referring to Heath Ledgers Jojoker.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
We haven't said that out loud.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, we think we did. All brain melt.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
There a movie that was partly filmed in the building
we're in right now.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I bet that they're not saying it because there have
been subsequent Jokers in Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix, but
we have to agree they don't come close.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They're different renditions of the Joker.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And also there is an argument to be made that
Mark Hamill's Joker is just as good as Ledgers, just
different but different, same but different, different, he did the
audio for the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh yeah, like his that iconic laugh is always going
to be Joker for me, but at a different level. Yeah,
it wasn't his, like a it was much more.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Very high. That's good. Watch that cartoon. Yeah, Heath deserves
to be on that list.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I think it's also that a lot of people stepped
up to play Joker in that role.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So yeah, what do.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You think eight.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
If the actor who nailed their role so well, no
one else could ever do it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Keith Letcher, the Joker, done and done?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
No, Wow, sorry, thanks for asking.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I mean, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, make your decision for yourself. Yeah, now leave me alone.
My decision is no going right.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Technology, it sure is advancing at a rapid rate, too fast,
so rapid in fact, that it feels like it might
be used as a weapon in the inevitable human VISs
A rover.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
To wa news from the front of the Inevitable human
robot War.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
A third of Americans trust chat GPT over human experts.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Uh, you've you met any humans lately?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Experts? Yeah, and that's so fair. There is a bit
of a catch.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What's that it says, Well, thirty four percent say they
trust CHEPT more than human experts. They the line using
generative AI for a legal or medical advice.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I've heard some good stories about it actually, people sort
of figuring out things that were wrong with them. Yeah,
and granted it is especially chat GPT is generative, which
is weird. We've talked about that, right, Like I put
in the other day, I was like, what happened in
the Cubs game yesterday?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And it was like it went to like two games back.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yes, reminder, Yeah, generative does not necessarily mean correct.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I wouldn't be like, check scan me, right, but I
would also be like, hey, what's a good diet to
lose twenty pounds in this amount of time?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
To you know, figure, and then you would cross check
it with whatever information that it gave you.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
A bit might be incorrect.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, oh yes, right.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
You could ask it for sources too, say, you could
tell it to double check itself and send you sources.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And it still won't necessarily do that because it's generative.
So it's taking what you're saying and trying to give
you like a sort of line of best fit answer
based on those words, right, Because it's general.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You get that.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You get Michael my foot hurts.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Let's see what it says.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Ok, sorry to hear that foot pain is the worst Michael,
especially you're on your feet for a lot of day
rocking out on the air.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Did you hear that foot pain is the worst pain
according to chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is what I'm choosing.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
To take from that, And that, dear listener, is how
they get.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
First you address to the.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Chat GPT, and then you take its word is law,
and then you're buying all the lies, and then you
lose the invitable human versus robot.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
This what's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot wall.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
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Speaker 3 (19:51):
Plugg speaking I plugging.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
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first porns we ever saw.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Were porns, except we didn't say.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Porns, porn movies or what I mean. For me, it
was like buffering.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Do you buy marijuanas too?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Sweet three drugs and alcohol?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
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Speaker 1 (20:21):
We're doing a plug guy distracted all right.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
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It's the docuseries behind the Scenes movie all done by
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We're gonna follow him behind the scenes on his solo tour,
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Speaker 1 (20:54):
Rock ninety five five?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Are we speaking with Jeff? What's going on? Jeff? Jeff? Wait?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Do you spell it Jeff j E f F or
g e O f F. Well, let's spell j E
f F for my friends calling doctor.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Jeffrey, which is okay? Right now?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Jeff explaining doctor Jeoffrey. Well, I've been a diabetic for
like twenty some years.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
When I was younger, I knew a.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Lot of the information about diabetes and there, so they
would ask me questions you know in school.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Answer pretty much.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
All right, doctor Jeff.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
All right, you will forever be known as doctor Jeff
if you call him Hell, yeah, okay, it's doctor Jeff.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We'll know what you I think.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We gotta call him doctor Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Doctor Jeffrey. I like it, all right, doctor Jeffrey. We
have the World's most Difficult Question for your Neil Young
Coastal movie tickets. Are you ready? All right, jeff what
(21:56):
kind of car are you driving.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Me?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Let's go, doctor Jeffrey, You've got the fandango tickets to
go to Neil Young Coastal.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The behind the scenes look of his most.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Recent solo tour, all directed by his lovely wife Darryl Hannah.
Nice little movie night for you. Who do you plan
on taking with you on this one?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm not for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Just got to be an ex girlfriend now.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
So well, best of luck, doctor alfriend.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I said, hey you. For everyone else who wants to
get tickets to see Neil Young Coastal, get your tickets
at information at coastalsomovie dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
All thanks to our friends, ads, our media.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Quite possibly the funniest trio to see on stage.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Never a dull moment while you're up there.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I saw him once and there's a kid and his
mom standing in front of me, and the kid was young,
and I was like, Oh, this isn't going to be good.
And they dropped the curtain and it was the tour
where just the F word lit up in huge letters,
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
We're getting out of here and they left.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I was like that poor kid. I wanted to rescue him.
He was so ready. Yeah, that's on the mom dear.
I agree, yeah, exactly a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What I like about the link in their live shows
is that they have mastered on stage banter.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh yeah, they're so funny. Oh it's key. Yeah, it
makes a show. And I don't know another band that
does it like them.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Not not like that, yeah, not with the comedic talks,
crap to each other, talks about their moms, all the stuff,
and they they got the market cornered us.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Good stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Next time you get a massage, maybe subtle for medium pressure.
A twenty six year old guy in China almost died
while getting a neck massage. This is interesting. I do
wonder about this because what I love nasty, hard massages,
Like I have therapists crawl on me and they're like,
are you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Really allowed to do that? Michael's not that kind of massage.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I just want to walk out feeling like something happened.
They say his neck had been hurting from working too
much and sitting at a desk all day, so he
booked an appointment of local massage parlor. He said it
felt great until the masseuse did a more quote vigorous maneuver.
That's when he felt a sharp pain in his neck,
followed by a massive headache. He ended up going to
the emergency room the next morning after he woke up
with slurred speech and numbness on the.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Left side of his body.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It sounds stroke.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
He turned out the Masus accidentally ripped a hole in
an artery leading to his brain and he ended up
having a stroke. Oh my god, can I get this
massage therapists number? Because I like it hard? Wait, he
said out loud. Wait, No, I mean like a I
like a as a matter of fact, thick massage.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Wait, what's it called.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We can't get you this messuse's number. I love the
concept of someone tearing a hole in your artery that
goes to your brain. Maybe he'll say something intelligent.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
For one, the kids aren't all right to help with
the kids. They get naps and don't have to pay rent.
The adults all are all right.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What I would do for like a built in nap time?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh, I just do it adult built in lap nap
time every day, so every day every person on the
planet from one from New Space one.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I was going to say, Spain takes yes, need that.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Although I will say I'm not going to take a
nap and then get back to my workday.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You know what I mean. I'm not stopping down and
then restarting.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I'm done. Do it every day? Do it every day?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, and you deserve so much more.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Might would just be like a walk because I can't
fall asleep and.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, can't do it? Hey, what are we doing? Boys?
I love it?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Last night we saw the college basketball season come to an.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
End with as we did match up? Who played Maria?
The athletes?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now what school's played? We talked about him in the
final four.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
There's a college in there.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
There's two colleges.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yes, who was it in Florida? Okay? In Houston?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Okay? Thank you? And who may who won?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
This is a good.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Florida arms shot. I don't know why you're held to.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's everybody's name.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
O God, I'm like a golden retrievert my head.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Great game last night. It was a good back and forth.
Houston did look like they were about to walk away
with this one, but coming down to the final seconds,
Florida rallied late and and what was the worst last
play I've seen. The player went up for the shot,
decided it was a bad shot, didn't want to have
(27:01):
up and downs for the travels and just drop the
ball what and just let it bounce away and all
of these other players are like, Okay, we can't get
to the ball. So wow, go Florida. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It was just I love a visual fun drop the ball.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yes, that's exactly what happened. So it hurts on Houston
because they've been good for so many years and this
was almost their moment to win, and Florida was just
a better team at the end of the game.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
True that.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, Cubs won last night, huge win, seven to nothing
against the Texas Rangers. Interestingly enough, this month, the Cubs
schedule is the most difficult schedule all season of any
team in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And they're fair.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
They're winning.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, man, they're coming out swinging.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
So yeah, last ninety won seven to nothing in what
was one of the coldest games in Wrigley Field history.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I was watching from my couch.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
If you're out there on that thirty four degrees, it
looked cold, boy. Yeah, but yes, they're playing again tonight
against the Rangers.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Again. Man, I'm having fun with baseball.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, Oh, I just turn on MLB Network and just
go MLB TV, just watch whatever game's on.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
It's glorious. That's what I do too.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Who do you watch, Maria O?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Maria's team? All of them?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Pick one? No, the gofs, yes, the athletics, the.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Sports players, the jocks, if you will team. I don't
think I should have to pick a team. I play
for every time. Oh boy, now here's a bit only.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Sad time. It is getting you ready for Chicago Wolves
will playoff run here. I'm gonna get you to the
Wolves game on a Sunday with a four pack to
see them take on the Texas Stars. Wolves games are
so fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a great time over
at All State Arena, and we want you to go.
We're gonna play fun to the head. As Michael continues
to shoot himself in the back. Wasn't trying that time?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
There are other options, Michael.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
We answer trivia questions to get you these tickets, and
when we answer wrong, we get hit with nerve darts
and that's hot. Michael's got a fresh pack.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Oh, I loaded up a fresh pack yesterday and I
was point blank and those things staking a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Sorry, boy, shots but yes, mares.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Out here taking body shots on the morning rush Man lot's.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Good eight four four ninety five fifty b collars in
if you want to play rock in ninety five to
five and we speak you with Jack. Jack, what's going on? Jazz?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
How's Jill?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
How much? Buddy? Are you doing? Doing good?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Thanks for joining us in the morning much but today
for fun to the head any Jack jokes?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Please don't. I've been trying over here too, Please don't.
I know we don't want to hang up. We want
him to win the prize.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Michael's been trying to Jack. We answer questions for him.
We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Okay, Jack, you have the most difficult question today or
difficult decision today.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You got to pick one of us to answer questions
for you. I don't want to take Marris.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Can't put your boy in peril by solid All right, Jack,
you've made your decision.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Question one, let's go what ancient Greek hero.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It was dipped in the river sticks by his mother,
making all of him invulnerable except his heels.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Was put in the basket and down the river the
Greek Did you know that one?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Jack?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I did?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Gives it away, right, But if we had stopped and
dipped in the river sticks by his mother, you'd have
no idea.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Am I right? Basically the jack is his Greek mythology?
All right? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
What is the only planet in our solar system that
rotates on its side nearly parallel to its orbit?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It's one of the later ones in the system, right further.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, it's pretty far out, is it? Neptube? Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
No, man giggled like that at Neptune. You can't even
put my giggles into context. Jack, Okay, Jack might take
a wild guess based on my giggle.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I know what it is.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a feeling Jack would
be familiar with your.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Is Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Number three FCC has entered the chat. MCC has been blocked.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Which Chicago Cubs player won the twenty sixteen National League
MVP Award?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh? Come on, you know your sports?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
I do, But I'm trying to figure out it's not right, Hope.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Why would you give him an answer? I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
it's not now. No one invaded you, Michael said no.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
He's was like, no, it's not that. That's trying to
help it. Jack, do you know who it was?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, yes, No, Chris Bryant.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It's Chris Bryant.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Boy, that's what That's what I was trying to get to.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
But then but he still gets credit it for your ainus.
It's getting Harry Jack coming down to the wire. So
we've still got to we only need to get one
more and we have two questions.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Left.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Were good, We're good, we're getting it. Gets either of these? Yeah,
you definitely don't get this one. Actually, maybe which US president.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Implemented the New Deal programs in response to the Great Depression.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I wouldn't know this either, Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Jack, do you know you read it again? Jack Franky?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh yeah, Jack, I don't know how we got that one.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
You would have gotten this last one, though, Just to
ask the last question is what ingredient in bread causes
it to rise by producing yeap?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Okay by boom.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
He is familiar with yeast good questions.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Okay, let's get Jack Chicago Wolves game against the Texas
Stars this Sunday. You got a four pack of tickets.
They've already frenched their playoff appearance. But these are just
tune ups before they get there. All going on at
All State Arena. Jack, who are you taking to you
with Okay, are you taking to this game?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
There you Jesus wife and a couple of friends. It's
all right. You get this guy popular out there. He
has a wife and friends can relate.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I know, so everyone else.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. This is Wolf.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
It's time to dork out, York.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
We shall dork out.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You have different I didn't make the rules on what
we call this, but yes, Peacemaker season two, as I
mentioned earlier in the show, will be August twenty firth.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
This is.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I'm sorry, it'll be when August twenty first, that's all
what you said. I like twenty first.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
But Peacemaker is in the DCU, a James Gun product,
and John Cena is the lead as Peacemaker on this show,
and it is just one of the most hilarious things
put together. Think about Suicide Squad and then that's Peacemaker
in a nutshell. He's got his own goals of how
he is the quote unquote peace maker but ends up
(35:41):
falling on the side of quote unquote evil, but he
still thinks he's inherently good. It's a little silly, it's
very silly. They have a great dance routine that they
start the show with I hope they have a new show.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
No, don't make a silly joke Michael making snide comments
over there there you to go.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, no beries for
this one. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
You were saving that one. Don't explain it.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
You said that he tries to make peace but falls
on the side of evil.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's just inherently bad. It's not it's not necessarily evil,
it's just his version of creating peace is bad, but
nailed it. He's also an absolutely terrible superhero and his
sidekicks and everybody he teams up with is just equally
the worst, but somehow they get through it enough hijinks
(36:39):
on purpose.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
They're the worst, Like it's written that they mess things
up all the time and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
So or do you just hate him? No, I don't
hate them. He's just it's hilarious. Can just imagine if
you got superpowers and you were so bad at using
the superpower. This is funny. I love this concept, like
you just could not get a grasp of it at all,
So that would be peacemaker. And I'm dumbing this down.
There's a lot more to Peacemaker and the suicide Squad
of this. But James gun is really got DC. I
(37:06):
believe DC on the righteous ship of success here if
they can get it going. But Peacemaker, Yeah August twenty First,
wait a.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Minute, Peacemaker, No, no, no, well I'll be Is that
a red hot chili pepper song mentioning California?
Speaker 6 (37:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Wowy is not their first and only? Boys really mixing
it up. It's the morning mash pit. What are we doing? Boys?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Text Texas talking.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Let's get your text to text text four four fifty.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Fifty.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Let's see here what you got. Joe says, quote he
will keep the piece no matter how many men, women
or children he has to do. He has to kill
to do it.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Oh my god, I believe I'm correct. That is part
of the Peacemaker song theme. Creed.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
There's a really fun intro song that they have on
the show. Well, you were telling us about the show.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
It sounds awesome. Yeah, Peacemaker with John Cena.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
I love the idea that someone has superpowers and messes
up with them.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
They're bad.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well you got that. You could throw fire, but you're
just lighting things on fire.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
On I'm trying to remember that's specific sidekicks name. But
he is just so bad at everything he does. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Maria is back question Mark. This is from the nine
o nine.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yes, I almost I was almost certain the Lollipop Guild
was trying to recruit.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Her, recruit the chairman.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
You had yesterday, off you went camping, got some hives,
little hive situation.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And then I brought back some lollipops from my guild.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
We were talking about earlier in the show movie roles
that people have done that no one else could ever
do again. Robert down You Junior is a big one
iron man, Yeah, big one. There Sigourney Weaver playing Ellen
Ripley on the Oh yeah, and this is an interesting
when Daniel da lewis as the butcher in Gangs of
New York.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I haven't seen it. Oh yeah, I've obviously heard good things.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Oh my goodness. Yeah, that's beautiful. Three hours.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Isn't it fun to see someone just nail it? Tom Hanks?
How about Forrest Gump?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Different movies?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
What was number one on the list? Remind me I
don't have in front of me.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
For some reason, it wasn't Heath Ledgers Joker, Tony Soprano.
That's what it was, Tony Soprano.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
But well yeah, he fledgers jokers even the list. But
I think we all figured out is because so many
people have played Joker so well interesting. It's like it's
Jack character. Yes, yeah, yes, that was a good Joker.
So when you look at three amazing jokers in general,
and then I'll throw Woking in there, just kind of
for Joker but not Joker too.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah yeah, And here.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
We go finally from the sixth, three to zero.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
I agree with you guys, how the f is Heath
Ledger not the best Joker ever on that list?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I'm saying, Oh wait, I have to add one to
text time do it from seven to seven three all
three m egos, which is hilarious egos, amazing, Happy Rex.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Manning Day.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Day.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Say no more Mona Moore, none of Mona more.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Yeah, remind everybody of the movie Empire Records.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Ah yeah, let's today.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
April eighth is Rex Manning Day, made famous from the
movie Empire Records.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's a great movie by Maria
Speaker 6 (40:33):
With you to