Robots, Grudges & Millionaires — Mosh Pit Madness! - Morning Mosh Pit

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ooh, she had to be a looker to get bon
Jovie up in his feelings like that. This morning moshpit
on rock in ninety five five. My name is Maria Palmer,
Marys Michael, and we have a show today. Boys.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What day is it?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh? What a wonderful question? Ninety five by Thursday. But
we're not cutting up Barna yet. The best way to
enjoyed Thursday the corrections. Yeah, oh God, we're gonna tell
you one. We thank baby God. What you barner a drink?

(00:40):
May first? Oh Fuzzy Line Brewing Company. Oh Fuzzy Hi
lnd In Joana and Joanna. We will be bringing the
chaos to live in person, cracking open a cold one.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're gonna do a live podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm excited to drink on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm excited for you too.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Let's let's have a few beers before we do the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You can have a few, all house, you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Can have too, That could be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, we got to after drink, Maria. Yeah, and this
is not the venue.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
To me, Maria, I need to not have people with
cameras around stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
A microphone in front of your mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Do you hear how I pop off? When I'm sober. Yeah,
it's fun. I'm way worse. It's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
At the last Thursday, you took a shot them alert.
I did, and you had a beer or two beers.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I had a beer, okay, yeah, but I also had
that spread out over four hours because I got there.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You were running around, you were having fun.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, I was like getting bartending mode.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was doing my table touches. I wanted day.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
You're so happy when you say table touches, table touch.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I like to go to a table touch because I
like to go see my friends. It's what it feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's not exactly what it is. Yeah, buzzy line brewing.
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, me too. Going to be a good one, yeah,
Kiso big stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
On the show today, fans are complaining about ac DC
ooh at the show and Dallas. They're saying the sound
was really bad. We'll play some of the audio and
you can be the judge. Yes, we want to hear
from you will be the judges as well. And also,
this is my favorite story of the day. A fan
was singing Blink one eighty two karaoke and she's just
butchering it and Tom DeLong is sitting there in a

(02:20):
bar with like twenty five people in it, and the
camera goes from her to Tom, to her to Tom.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You got to hear the audio, great story about it.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You can't butcher karaoke.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
If you sound terrible at karaoke, that is doing karaoke.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Ra okay, alright, alright.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
The worst people at karaoke are the people that belt
it and then make you two insecure to go up
after them, and you have to take like four more shots.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today, thirstay weather,
My god. I always wondering where that was going.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's my vein on my forehead sticking out. Really to
push for that one, not.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
As much as we whoa, I'll push too hard, sir.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's gonna be dry early and wet later. I'm trying
to see if I can make your vomit over there.
It is gonna be.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's gonna be cloudy most of the day, a little windy
this afternoon, and but yeah, rain moving in. I have
sixty degrees tomorrow, get this high of eighty two.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's gonna be raining.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I was gonna say, are you gonna buy picture Maria
out in the rain?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I will dance dancing in circle.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I will end. Also, it'll be good Friday. Oh, so
we can celebrate the Crucifixion of Jesus in the rain
in eighty two degrees.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
What a day Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're gonna have some emotions.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's a take. Yeah, sounds a take. You'll need a jacket,
but a light jacket.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Really, just some waterproof.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I was gonna say, like a rain jacket maybe.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yo, sure, we love a Pawnchell.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Love.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I just always feel so goofy whimsical in though, because
it's like your urs are free, but they're covered.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And you can't get wet. Can you do anything you want?
You can? Oh you can? Yeah, Chicago rain will treat
you differently sometimes.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
All right, yep, okay, you've never gotten wet in a poncho.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Human Wars.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
On Rock ninety ac DC on the Highway to Hell,
we are stuck in line for the tolls in Purgatory
this morning, mash bit on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Mikey Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Speaking of ac DC, fans are not happy about their
shows in Dallas and Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Both shows.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, people are complaining left and right. A fan wrote
on ac DC's Reddit quote, I see everyone posting about
how great the show in Dallas was, but it was
not good at all. The sound mix, audio was terrible.
I was in section one twenty one with a speaker
column directly in front of me. I couldn't understand a
single word. And Brian sang all that. Brian sang all night. Now,
we want you to be the judge of this, Maria,

(05:02):
you haven't heard this audio either. No, we've pulled some
audio from the Dallas show. Okay, and Mare's gonna play it,
and let's see what it sounds like. Well, I can't
kind of hear what he's saying. It sounds a little overmodulated,

(05:23):
blown out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, and I'm not talking about the boys, all right,
it's not great.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
You're telling me that the eighty year olds aren't killing
it on stage. That's insane.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
It sounds like the mix is bad, like they might
have a sound problem, not necessarily a band.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Problem maybe, or you have seen your citizens trying to
be rock stars. Well, they are rock stars. They will
always be rock stars. You're not going to an ac
DC show for perfect singing. Imperfect sound. You're going to
look at these relics of human beings.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Maybe the last time you'll ever see them.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And bow down to the legends.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Here's our argument, though, if somebody, if they'd came out
with a track and we knew he was lip sinking, everybody'd.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Be like, oh, well, I didn't pay for this. I
want realness, and I like it authentic. Here it is.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
This is authentic eight year olds up on stage giving
you the performance of a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, and you can see in the video too, they're
bouncing around on stage like they're jamming, They're they're rocking out.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, for sure, that's the thing. You're gonna have to
take a loss somewhere.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I went to a show one of my favorite bands,
and this is gonna make me sound like a whimp.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Whatever. I don't care. He was a band called Modest Mouse.
Oh yeah, nothing wrong with either. I like the deep cuts. Yeah, yeah,
I'm that guy. Which one uh a song called the View?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh nice?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like maybe change my life?

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Anyway, So I went to a Modest Mouse show, went
to see my favorite band of all time. I ran
across the city of Seattle to get there in time.
I thought it was gonna be late. I sit down.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Whatever. It is the absolute worst sound I have ever
heard in my life. Now.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, Modest Mouse has two full drum sets. They use
lots of tinting tinctings in their music and violins and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
They were all way yeah, so when you'd be like
us trying to plan, start just normal. But it was
so bad.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
People were throwing beers at the sound guy, like down
onto the soundboard. There was just beers flying through the air.
I can feel the frustration. Rock show Let's go. But
when I hear that, I don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I think the other thing is is is very dependent
on the venue and the sound team. Yeah, so like
there's a lot of variables at play, and it could
have been like everybody was off that day.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
But it's also like, come on, you just have.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
To be realistic because, like you said, if they came
out lip syncing to a track, we would be angry.
If they came out auto tuned, we would be angry.
Like we're getting an authentic showing of them, and you
have to again recognize these men are in their eighties.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, are we addicted to being angry? Are we just
the problems and everything and we point those out. Yeah,
about the fact that we have legends coming to town
on the power up to our soldier fields Saturday, May
twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
So I've been at shows around Chicago and like I think,
get every venue, I've had at least one bad sound experience.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Whatever happens. Never it's oldier, Yeah, yeah, they come.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, you sort of don't get the sound bouncing off
as many things.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
But I did have a bad sound experience at Laala
the You know, it's tiered speakers for the main headliners
so that everybody can hear. So you have a third
and a third with stack speakers pushing back.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, for one of the headliners.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
They didn't have the other two thirds speakers working so
stage and again stuff happens.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
You spend a billion dollars on tickets and you just
can't hear a damn thing. It was just a reason
to go home early, beat the crowd. O truth.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Speaking of billions of dollars for tickets, a homeless man
has won a million, yes dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's no joke, no joke. It's to get him a
home on the coast. I know, we'll tell you all
about it. Coming up next.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Chicgo Wolves, Tickets on the Way, and his human robot war.
We will broadcast from the front lines. Coming up next
right here in Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
This might be one of the best stories I've read
in a while. Homeless man clearly down on his luck
has won one million dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
From a scratch off lottery ticket in California.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
My man is playing the lottery. Yeah, he's homeless. You
got to test your luck somehow, And good for him.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good move.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I mean he's kind of saying two dollars is a
lot easier to come by than a home.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So true, that's a solid investment.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I mean, I don't know how much the scratcher was
for the million dollar ticket, but like, kudos on him.
He was stunned when he went back to the store
and he's like shaking shaky too when he goes to
the cash here and goes, can you let me know
if this was real? And the cashier is just like, yeah,
you're good to go. And he was initially going to
just mail the lottery ticket in and uh get you know,

(09:53):
get the money later.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
And the grocery store workers, like, I got you.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'm going to drive you over to the Cali Lottery
Center and we're gonna get you taken care of. Here's
the only thing about it, it does take a few
weeks or months to verify the winning ticket.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I wonder if he doesn't have like if he doesn't
have a home address.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, So it's it's an interesting situation because I'm
at the gas station.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Is now his best friend.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
In that part, Like, obviously, take care of him, make
sure that he can get to the point where he
can have a bank to put money in when they
do come through.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Give him a job at that store for a little
bit so that he can just get rolling.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
He did say that his first plans with the money
is purchasing a house yep, a car, and then he
plans to.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Save and invest the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
So I mean he's gonna have four dollars left after that.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Basically, I was gonna say, like a million dollars. I
was actually gonna google it real quick, but I don't time.
In California, a million dollars doesn't go very far anymore.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I think it's close to five hundred thousand. Oh my god.
How much they take for it's a lot. It's totally crap.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, government's got to get theirs, you know, stop it.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
But I mean he's nothing. It's five hundred thousand, that's amazing.
I'm there for the beautiful story. I hope he uses
it right.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I hope it just changes his entire life and he
gets the happiness that he richly deserves.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
So the real question is do you cut in the
grocery store worker that's helping you out?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Absolutely, you you have the intention to do that, But
you're asking someone who has literally nothing and just finally
got a chance to have something, to be like, hey,
by the way, can I have a cut? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm not even asking if i'm the worker.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
There's a guy one thousand bucks call four four ninety
five fifty.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Would you cut in the grocery store worker that's helping
you out in this moment?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, of course you want to.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
But I know you want to. There's some people are
gonna be like, hell no.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I mean, if you're getting a house and a car,
you're going to need literally all that money not just
to get the things, but also all the fees that
go into.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
That assurance maintenance and all that.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You might need, because he probably.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Right, move to a state with uh, you can move
to a state quickly with better tax options.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah that makes sense. You've still got to move the money.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
And if you win it in California, you probably still
stuck on those taxes in California.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Well, good for him. It's a cool story and great
to hear somebody who's down getting up.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Now this is a hard segue, but the human robots
on the way next to rock ninety five to five.
Rocky will be joining us in the morning mashpit after
eight with your next chance to win one thousand dollars today,
and you know you just gotta spend it on bills.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's where we are right now.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Use our cock to pay or rent. I'm knock ninety
five to five. Hey, technology, No, it's everywhere, which is
not great because at some point it's going to be
turned against us and inevitable human versus rabot w news.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
From the front of the Inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
A new study says that having a phone may actually
be good for teens' mental health. Yeah, going against literally
everything we've ever learned before.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Only because I feel like everybody's got a cell phone
now and it's just part of culture.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah. So, study involving over fifteen hundred eleven to thirteen
year olds finds that those who have their own phone
reported better results in nearly every measure of well being
tested than kids who don't.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
This study brought to you by Apple and saying you
have they worked together, they are now going to give
them kids.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Kids with phones were less likely to report depression and anxiety,
have higher self esteem, and are more likely to spend
more time with friends in person and be more physically active.
It does make sense because everyone does connect on their
phones these days, so it's less being on a phone
and more talking to your friends.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, and planning to go out and do activities or
whatever you have. And then it's just like there's when
you when your group chat's really buzzing and you're.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just going back and forth having a good time. It's
a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Do you think that mental health was better before phones?
Like I was sixteen when the Internet came out, basically
objectively grew up without a phone.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
I don't think we knew as much about mental illness
as we do now, So we might have been suffering
in silence.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I was going to say society has changed also, it's
outlook on mental health in general.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Well, I just mean, like we were outside, you know,
screwing around a lot more people were doing more stuff.
I find that I saw something where a guy took
photos of people on the street and like places, and
then he like deleted the phone out of their hands,
and it's just a bunch of people staring at their hands, like.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, but he did take a very important right.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
But I mean, you know, like it just feels sometimes
like a drug to me. I'm yes, it is a drug. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think like anything else, it's a tool, and there
are good uses for it and there are bad uses
for it.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I think I just need to go play outside.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I mean, yes, touch a tree house a thousand percent.
But you know, it's a phone. Everyone's got one. You
just have to figure out how to use it. And
that is how they get you because already, already the
preteens have adapted to the phones. Already it's better for
their mental health to have it and then to not.
And that means soon enough, we're not we're gonna need

(15:18):
the phones next our mental health is going to be
reliant on the phones, and then that's how they ran
the Inevitable.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human robot.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
War so.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Paired door is Spanish where I am a loser? Oh
that's what he's singing.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Fun fact. You're teaching on the morning mash pits you
have for teacher?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
What starting?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
But I'm rocking ninety five to five?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
What's good on?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Marie.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
I'm gonna need your input on this specifically because we
have three bars in Chicago named best Bars in North America.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Oh, I don't know that I've been to them.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Let's find out.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Now as a service industry expert on the show. Okay,
what would be two of your top criteria for best
bar or an ideal bar for.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
You well to work in or to be a customer And.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Let's go with customer experience.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Okay. I want an efficient system for taking drinks. I
don't want to go into a bar that's four people
deep in one person behind the bar and it's going
to take me an hour to get in there. Okay,
And some version of cleanliness standards.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I love that. Yeah, Michael, do you have anything that
pokes out like peanuts on the floor. Okay, we would
build there.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
So Time Out actually got three hundred people to come
together visit a lot of these bars that we're speaking
about specifically, and list of criteria of media space bartenders,
bar owners, and cocktail connoisseurs or those are the people
that actually viewed this, but they had a criteria for
the bars that made it in the top fifty. We

(16:59):
got three in chicag I go one by the name
of Lemon. They claim to be lemon, like the fruit. Yes, lemon,
just lemon. They claim to be the third space you
are looking for, Okay, and then looking at some of
these is very hip, It's very cool, it's very trainy andy.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, say they used as the term third space, which
means either their marketer is.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Chronically online or whoever fed it to their marketer.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
All these words mean expensive. You can get that part. Yeah.
Queen Mary Tavern has also made it this right in
your neighborhood. Have you been.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I have been to Queen Mary, and like that's a like,
of course, it's a staple.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's a staple.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, I'm not surprised that, Queen Mary.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you have a drink that you love there?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, no I am. I go for a bar atmosphere.
I drink old styles, Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I saw that they had this very sexy old fashion
on the menu, and I was like, ah, we're going
to need to try.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
How you can really judge if a bar is good
you try their old fashion and if they can't even
get their old fashioned right, I'm not drinking anything else
on that menu.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
They also have a Pink Pony Club, Yes they do. Okay.
Is it an actual club or is that a drinks
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Is it's a Chapel road and reference.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Chappell or Chapel and I love Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm joking, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
And then the final bar on the top fifty in
North America is nine Bar. And I've heard of nine Bar.
It's over in Chinatown. I have not been myself, but
they have a high.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Ball menure we go there.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
It is, Yes, So if you're a fan of high balls,
you can go and check that out at nine Bar.
But for me, when I'm looking at a very fancy
bar that I want to go to food, the food
has to pair well, I have to eat while I'm
not drinking. If you don't have food. Cool, I'm going
to go somewhere the dats have it.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
So you know who's not on that list that I
have decided that I have beef with.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Who's that three dots.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
In a dash? That's right. Get your pretense out of here.
You didn't make the list. Please see your tegy bar,
your shirts and all the busyness you got going on.
But you know what, you don't got number one on
the list.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
You can see those guys.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Alongside Steve Miller Band and Journey Monday, July fifteenth at Wrigleyfield.
Def Leppard is on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock
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Speaker 1 (19:21):
Thursday is exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Maris my jingle?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Please, that's Rock ninety five by Thursday. You're we're not
put it up bar not Yeah, it's the best way
to enjoy Thursday. I'll give me the cruh yeah yeah,
Oh my god, I gotta tell you what we think,
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We are coming for you Highland and John First five

(19:48):
to seven pm. I'm bringing kazoos again.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I'm bringing kids Bob tickets.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah you are. I'm gonna make you give them away.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have to.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, bringing a shug, you know, like you can play
it like you're just a jug. Yes, I would actually
love that. Also, I want you to make that face
in front of a room. No no, no, no no no, it'll
go differently for you for me.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Will you be bringing my favorite vibrus slap again? Oh? Yeah, baby,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't go anywhere without that vibrus lap.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know what I didn't even break out last time
was the Aztec death whistle.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
And I feel like that.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Was a you know what, I don't know. I think
that was a you saved that one for like the
fourth or the fifth.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm gonna bring it.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I can't wait for this. A live podcast on stage,
a part of it again. If you have a silly
instrument or just any instrument, bring it, bring it. Yeah, bongos,
we're hanging out together, were dringing together.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Let's get silly.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
You know, May first, May first, we will be a
fuzzy line. We'll get fuzzy first to day.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
One week away from those guys kicking off the next
leg of their Dark Matter tour in Hollywood, Florida. That's
Pearl Jam on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's Rock Station Maria.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Scientists are having a problem with the rich people buying
all the dinosaur bones.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
According to a new study, more scientifically valuable Tyrannosaurus rex
specimens are now in private collections than in public museums.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
When we went to the Field Museum and they had
what's the t rex's name, Sue, Sue's head, you know,
it's like in the thing. I was like, man, that
look good in the place in your living room. That's
half the place.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
That well, that's pretty much what it is. I mean,
think of have you ever seen those interviews with like
actors like a George Clooney or a Leo DiCaprio type
and they're like yeah, and so then my buddy just
buys me this t res.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's like it's like, wow, you guys can just do that.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, that's wild. Go to an auction and you're just like,
you know what, I'm here for the t rex?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Why do that when you can have it as interior
design in your home.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
You remember from Jurassic Park and maybe these aren't real dinosaurs,
but the small ones that were like chickens kind of
they'd run around and they you know, there's groups of them.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
The small though, well in real life veloci raptors are
as big as a chicken.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
That would be cool skeletons to have or like you
know what I mean, like around your house.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
It would, Yes, it would theoretically be cool to have
those skeletons around your house. And then you remember these
are millions of years.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Old, and you like, oh my god, they should probably
be preserved correctly.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Part of me thinks that if the money we're going
back into the research without it being there, I'm almost
okay with it.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
But I know it's not.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I was gonna say, is that happening?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I know it's not.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
It's that it's whoever found it is sitting on a
pile of money now, and it's just how.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You want to come over and look them a bone.
I'll make your dinner.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Imagine someone in like the Red Hutcheli Peppers.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Dies and to my nephew, I leave my Tyrannosaurus Rex
in the living room.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now here's five or so things with Mayris. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.
I find it discomforted.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I like the decoration.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Let's kick things off with Nate Bargatzi set to host
the seventy seventh Emmy Awards.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Love him.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
So they're getting the picture, hire good comedians to host
these award shows and we may actually tune in to
your social media bits after the fact.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
And one of the things that's great about him is
he's clean, so like he's not offensive but still really funny. Yeah,
And I think that makes it easier for people who
are putting on a show. They're like, oh, we don't
have to worry about this.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Nate says it's a huge honor to be asked to
host such an iconic award show, and the Academy states
that Nate is one of the hottest comics in the
business right now. The Emmys will be live from the
Peacock Theater in la on September fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Everybody, mark your calendars. The snack rap is coming back.
Love a snack Rap.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
McDonald's, the very popular menu item is coming back. But
they're teasing us because they have a date and it's
zero x fourteen, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Now that could be May. It could be June. It
could be July, August, or even September, so west in May.
If they're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Right now, I'm telling me they're gonna make us go
through four twenty without a snack crap. They're gonna tease
us about the snack rap.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yes, I saw commercial for it yesterday. They're adding in
a fish snack crap.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I'm okay with that. I'm fine with it. Oh, bless
your man, High.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I gonna get the job.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's always sunny.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Is kicking off there seventeenth season, Yes, and it's gonna
feature a crossover with Abbot Elementary. The Gang has already
gone to Abbot Elementary to volunteer and Shenanigan's did happen?
And it appears if they are going back to Abbot
Elementary this season and the Gang will be auditioning kids

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for a boy band and stealing brownies.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Incredible sounds perfect.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
This will all be on f x X and we'll
streaming next day on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
And no surprise.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Scientists have studied the seven most addictive fast food items
ever fries, fried chicken, soda, chocolate shakes, pizza, cheeseburgers, and cookies.
And that just sounds like a good meal by itselicious.
And finally, to no surprise, Firefest too has been postponed,

(25:25):
not canceled.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Because postpone. Just give me a second.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
He doesn't want to give the people their money back,
still trying to get jaw rules.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I think jow Rule is smart enough not to touch
this one with a ten foot pole. And I feel
bad for the people that bought in on this for
the second time around now because they had money to.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I don't feel a bad at all, and they already
had a lesson to learn. I would do it just
out of more big curiosity.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
The website indicates it would be rescheduled for a later date.
Un let's just all be honest. Let's stop trying to
make Firefest fetch let it be, let it go.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Let it die, let it die.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, I want it to happen. Really, I want another
documentary that was so entertain English on a Firefest Resurrection. Yes, yes, yes,
bring it on this Holy Thursday. Let us bring back Firefest,
make the spirit a fire Festival pass over Billy McFarlane
in such a way as to help him fund it one.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Day, just so we can get two or three or
four more documentary. Serious. Yeah, yes, yeah, on the way.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Sports has got quite the explosion happening in high schools.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Around the area. And I'm excited about this. Okay, we're
going to talk about this next.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's lit Morning mash but on Rock ninety five five?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Boys? Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I had a button ready to go a sports the game,
very famous sound for us gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, so is that you're trying to tell me that
you have sports?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
No, it's a EA sports story. Sports is growing among
high schools and colleges.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Sports and I've never heard his sound effects. So shoehorn
and touring, linding up the laptop.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Esports, it's in the game.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yes, Esports growing in popularity at Illinois high schools and colleges.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Maris is this one? There? Are they playing like soccer
on video games? Is that it's one of the games
that you can play.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
But I think more specifically, it's more first person shooter
games that are coming up into play.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I know it doesn't have to be sports.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yeah, it doesn't have to be sports specifically, it's just
whatever the tournament stylists says.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
When classes are done for the day. At Aperville North
High school, many students head outside to play their favorite sport.
But right now that's anything from baseball to tennis to lacrosse.
There is a growing and just as big as their
actual physical sports organizations, there is esports.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
So like, the big part about this is there's a
lot of money in games. Yeah, it's a ton.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
So like as these tournaments are going on, people are
realizing like, hey, if I get good, I can win money,
even on a local level. So developing these different leagues
where the high schools can play each other's or even
the colleges are putting teams together to play each other
it's a lucrative business. And then you start looking at well,
Johnny's not a great athlete, but he's really good at
call of duty, So we're gonna get him the new

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controller so that we can do get him up to
speed so that he can be competitive. And it just
becomes what do you want to pay for? Do you
want to pay for cleats and hat, hockey gloves, hockey stuff,
or do you want to pay for computer parts so
that they have a peak gaming a PC or.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
A PlayStation or an Xbox whatever it might end up being.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
At what point are we getting outside I say follow
up question, do you want to have the heart health
him cardio or do you want to sit?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Could you do it? And like walk on a treadmill?
Wise you could think you could.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
It's not gonna it's not gonna happen very often, but no,
I I like it as an aspect of when we
were younger.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Our parents were like.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
He get off the PlayStation and go outside, and I
was like, hey, go play on PlayStation and get that scholarship.
Like it's a complete role a version and I love
this for video games in general.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
De Paul University also has a huge surge in esports
player that one of the girls, Kylie Walters. She's one
of two hundred and fifty students who competes in DePaul's
esports team. She's a player, a team captain, and what's
also known as a streaming demon.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
What does that streaming demons streaming my only fans coming soon?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I would just imagine.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
I would have to imagine she's very popular on twitch.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Okay, yeah, so maybe that's her name. I mean, And
it's showing kids there are different ways to make money. Yeah,
get it if you can.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
You don't have to just be good at sports. You
could be good at esports too.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You could theoretically be good at sports by being good
at pressing buttons in sequence.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
And it just takes a different kind of skill set
to be very good at video games.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
E sports revenue this year in the US one point
two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Also, you got to think of the athletes that got
like medically retired for injuries that still want to play
the game in some capacity.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah, this way is a lot safer. You don't have
to worry about CTE or anything.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, well, and you don't have to do that thing.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Or you get out of breath, but you don't want
other people to know that you're out of breath because
you feel a little embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
About what kind of shape you're in.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
So then you try to stifle the breaths and then
you're still hyperventilating.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Do it. It's the worst sporting.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Chicago rand isn't bloom today? Beautiful outside and look at
those trees. Do you see it? Those little specks of green?
It's happening. We're getting that at winter. Finally it's the
morning match. But about Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 5 (30:48):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Sports?

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yay?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Rough day? Bad day. I was so excited all day yesterday.
I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna watch the Cubs and
watch the Bulls. Way none of that happened.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
The Cubs fell to the San Diego Padres four to two,
losing the series two to one. Starter Matthew Boyd allowed
two runs, and then the bullpen struggles continued. We need
to address that and figure it out quickly. We have
an amazing team that could do great things, but we
have to figure out the bullpen.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah. The White Sox loss.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, and I was trying to be very optimistic and
that they're not going to do what they did last year.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
But they're on track.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
It looks like they might try athletics still in town
on the South Side game at one, But.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't think that's what we really want to talk about.
I know, dude, This was the most disappointing part of
the day.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
The hype, Yeah was there the end of the season.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, A strong finished by the Chicago Bulls to end
the season, get the nice seed in the play in,
and there was some optimism, and this has happened. I
think this is the third time we've got to the
play in and just got bounced.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Even when they were playing last night and getting their asshopped.
I liked some of the energy I saw from the
dudes playing. I just it wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
No, it wasn't enough.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
And as I was listening to the pregame, I realized
that the heat had ace up the whole named Eric
s Bolser. He's coached them.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
The whole. Is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
The hole.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
There's a hole, and it was Eric that he he
had them ready. Well, they lost every game to the
Bulls this season, which didn't matter the playoffs. Play in playoffs,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Now you gotta win to stay in And it just
the Bulls didn't have that same energy they had. As
we were watching him at the end of the season, and.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
You're fighting Mattadors all.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Day, I'd say, up your sleeve or ace in the hole.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Oh, I mean.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I don't care that I was making an inappropriate joke.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I was not intentionally doing that.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
So if you need sports today in your life, you
gotta watch I mean, you get to watch the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, if you need an ace in your hole, it's
the White Sox.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
But it's all one of the bigger things is Bolves
have to figure out a direction this off season to
figure out what they're going.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
To do with the team next same with the black Hawks. Yeah,
there's a lot of meetings that need to be had. Yeah,
luckily we have the Cubs.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, the Cubs and the White Sox is going to
hold us through the summer.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Chicago Fire ye starves, fingers crossed. Oh, let's not forget
the Chicago Sky or what about the Chicago Wolves. Oh,
tickets coming up? Now here's a bit only blood there. Okay?
Oh is that time? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Time for fun to the head the trivia game where
we answer questions for you and get shot with NERF Guns.
If we get questions, NERF Guns grabs a four pack
of tickets for you to see the Chicago Wolves as
they are in the playoffs, and we want you to

(34:06):
be there to experience their last home game over at
All State Arena taking on the Rockford Ice Hogs. And
you want to get there early because it's free goalie
bobblehead Night. Courtesy of Republic Bank of Chicago.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
This does a chime in on a free chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Was very You're welcome, hey man, somebody's got to make
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yes, go Wolves, Go Wolves.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Indeed eight for four ninety five fifty b collar ten
to play fun to the head and now fun.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
To the head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve
weapons Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Brandon? Yep?
What's going on? Brandon? Just another day?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
It is another day with funds that the head going
on with Michael and Maria just shooting each other in
the back round for fun?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Where Brandon? Where are you from? Is how you say that?
From Nancy Brandon? Well, Brandon, welcome to fun today.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Sorry, you have a very difficult question ahead of you
right now.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Who do you want to answer questions for you today?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 9 (35:21):
I want to go with my man Merit.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Thank you for apologizing it apologize at a time.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
No, I appreciate that it makes me feel better about this,
but it makes me feel great.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I'm gonna try and.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Get you these Wolves tickets today, all right, Okay, Maria.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Question one, I.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Don't like that smile on your face.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What is Why don't you like me being happy?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Because you're holding a gun right now?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Just for your attitude?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
What is the largest island in the world? Not considered
a continent.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Oh okay, so Australia an out.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Greenwoom yeah, ban Banks.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, yes, Brandon, so far a good choice.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
How are you feeling I'm confident. He's confident.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
He's feeling good. I like this.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's because he's from Bourboney. You have confidence instilled in
you from a young age.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Question two, what's the scientific term for the fear of spiders? Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
That's a racknophobia?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
It sure is. Did you know that one, Brandon?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I did?

Speaker 9 (36:35):
Yeah, I was hoping he got it.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Tell you, Brandon, do they have spiders and bourbone?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Too many?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Too many spiders and bourbonery? You really must do something
about that orack need providers are a good thing.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
They eat the little annoying buds.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Question three, Okay, what is the name of the chemical
process used to preserve meats like bacon or salami?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I don't know, Yes, you do, come on, try I
really don't come on.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Try bacon or salami?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, like it's a what meat?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
DELI mead? Okay, I'm sorry, delifying?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Is not it?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Delifying? That's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm not even that's a real word. But the way
that you're saying it makes it sound like it is curing. Oh,
like a cured meat. Oh, I'm sorry, you honestly should
be Brandon. Do you want to scold him for that?

Speaker 7 (37:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, yeah, See Brandon is on my side. I don't
have you are.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
They don't have curing in Bourbonet. Everything is fresh. They
don't care anything. They don't preserve it. They imported. I've
never been to Bourbonet. I have no idea what it's like.
What's it like out there? There's not a whole lot
of nothing.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Farnfield.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
We like to have a space and urban names.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Sounds like you just like saying name.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
That might be okay. Hey, hey, what game series features
master Chief battling the alien Covenant?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Brandon? You want to answer that one?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You didn't even let me hit the fade on the
party hard. You dove into the corner like a in
a foreign country. Mike, Yeah, running from bullets.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
I'm gonna I'm sorry, I'm gonna have welts from this,
But if I had to do it, I'd do it
for Brandon every single time.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Because you're going to see.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
The Chicago Wolves take on the rock Ford Ice Hogs
this Saturday they're getting ready. They're getting ready for their
playoff run. Who are you going to take to this
game with you, Brandon? Either some buddies there you go.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
What's Brandon and his buddies.

Speaker 10 (39:09):
They're going to traverse from Bourboney, They're going to see
a hockey game.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
That they are. You need to go out there and
make a video of you being fancy and.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yes, thank You's out for the Wolves.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
And Bob absolutely everyone else. Gets your tickets at ticketmaster
dot com. This is Wolves Hockey. And don't forget we're
just minutes away from your next chance to win a
thousand dollars with Rocky to Rooster. So you could just
buy your own tickets to the Wolves and see them
in playoff hockey.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
This is Wolves Hockey.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
I've got another confession, Hey, Maris Mars, Yeah, I'd like
to talk.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You want to talk about a hand in a bush?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
A little bit rock and heavy vivibe?

Speaker 6 (40:05):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Boys?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Footage has gone viral of a woman singing Blink one
eighty two at karaoke, not realizing that Tom DeLong was
sitting in the crowd watching.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
It's at the smallest little dive bar too. It's it's
like twenty five people in there and she's singing. They
say here she started to lie on the floor during
one section of the song, and the camera just pans
across to show Tom just sitting there laughing and watching.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, he's having a good time sitting in the back.
Oh you have we have audio? Oh yes we do?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Oh hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
What is the ideal karaoke performance? Of all the small things?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
It's the Death Metals, gral and the people in the
background jumping in to help her out.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
But what do you have a karaoke song? Mario?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
What song isn't a karaoke song?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Right now, I'm really into Sean Mullins Rackobye.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
A Morning God of Me right in the studio, racked by.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
She has been singing this and playing the song off
And why do you like it?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Because he sounds exactly like every man who has ever
tried to seduce me with his acoustic guitar and singing
a terrible song. And you can just tell he's feeling
himself on stage. There's a certain tone of voice that
he just picks up and he's like, yeah, babe, I
know that I'm the one on stage singing that this
is really all about me. But I see you out

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there in that crowd. Don't worry, lonely girl.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
So you have a lot of people serenading you on
a regular.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Basis, No, but you want to know how many is
too many?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
One? Fair enough? Fair enough?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's happened.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I was kind of hoping that Tom was going to
jump in with her and help her out a little bit.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
But well, to be fair, is he gonna help her
out or is he just gonna lend his vocals? Tom
is not exactly an opera singer, you know, blank nay two,
not known for being classically trained, right, not so calm
home work sucks, you know, she laughs.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
I have a Tom DeLong sighting where I didn't realize
he was who he was, and I just didn't walk
up to him to say anything.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I mean, he does look like just a dude.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
It was just I was standing around at Lollapalooza and
I was just like, oh, it looks like the guy
from Blink. Didn't think about it, kept watching a set,
and then I was looking on social going through the
Lalla stuff and there's an influencer.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's like, look Toplong and I was like, so, what
do you say you missed him?

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Where are you?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Rock News is next in ninety five minutes. Commercial Free
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Doom, Don't Doom, Doom God. I love dramatic piano.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
It was so spot on.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, I'm so somber, are you No, We're gonna pick
it up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's morning mosh bit on Rock ninety five to five.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Boys?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
We got a little rock report, pebble report. Yeah, shall
we get into it?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Maybe we sure can.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Weezer, working on a movie, Rivers on stage at Coachella
said quote, We've been busy making the Weezer movie back
in La the past couple weeks. We heard you guys
were in La.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yes, well, well we heard that Scott's wife was.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
But when Coachella called us up and said, hey, Weezer,
could you guys make it out for a surprise appearance,
we are like, heck yeah, feels so good to be.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Here with you guys and let out these emotions.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
And that's the only thing they referenced with regards to
that shooting.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I have emotions.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Those are robot rock stars. No worse on really what
this is about? Whether it's like just making a movie.
It's called Weezer Security Threat.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
It's gonna be good because they're very quirky in individuals.
Creative Fellas one of the few bands that understands Internet humor.
Rivers Quomo's Instagram is hilarious. It's all memes. It's really good.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh that's funny.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Uh. Spin Doctor's front man and my new worst enemy,
Chris Baron says he can't stand listening to Pearl Jam
on the Rolling Stone Music podcast. He shared that back
in the nineties, both bands were on the same record label,
but Pearl Jam got all the attention.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So you're two.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Princes jealous the four You have been holding on to.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
That jealousy for a long time. And this is a
little breaking news here that who part ways with drummer
Zach Starky. And do you know who Zach Starky is?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
No, he was the Sun is the Sun covering Go Star?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh and he got fired.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Roger Daltrey has fired drummer Zach Starky, son of Ringo Star,
after a tense moment during a recent show in London.
While performing the song is Over, Dahltrey stopped mid song
and told the crowd that the drums were too loud,
saying I cannot even sing to this. The moment sparked rumors,
and soon after who confirmed Starky was out?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Is that on him or the sound techniques slender? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
It sounds like maybe this was coming for a while. Yeah,
you know what I mean, like this is a straw
that probably.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Had nothing to do with the drumming whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Very true. He wants more rock news, get everything you
need to know it rock nine five.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Fives you child, rockabye?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
How dare you know? And if I have five Chicago's rock station, Mario,
there's news.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I hear there is news, but I don't want to
get you all down in the dumps with it. Luckily,
the corporate chills gave me the genius note of just
putting a positive spin on the news headlines. Why didn't
I think of that? It's so easy. Welcome to bad news, bears.
Ten year old girl kidnapped by a man she met
on roadblocks.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Please, oh no, no, The kids are meeting predators through games.
Jean charged with breaking into home with kids inside and
lighting an explosive.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeahd on, kid, cryme not okay?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
With this.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Ten guards charged over the fatal beating of a New
York inmate, including two with murder, murder, murder, shit, senior's risk, homelessness,
amid rising rent, what no one can afford, the cost
of living gam, GAM's going to be out on the street,

(46:26):
and all of that. It's just bad news. Bears.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
That one wasn't fake. No oh no.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
No fake headlines today.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Call your grandparents.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Only real ones.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh boy, it's bad out there.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Boys. Man read actualia febris on rock in ninety five.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Somebody put a dad joke in text time and I
don't think I can read it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Oh that's you figure out how to censor it in
your brain.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
It camp okay, okay, yeah, it starts out if a
dutch Man marries a Filipino one.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, stop, immediately stop.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Keny, I want to start text time. Let's do it
all right.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Okay, eight fifty your chance to get through to us.
And today I'm going in raw. I'm just going to
start from the top of the list, except for that one,
which I did look at in advanced because I was.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Like, I don't know about the joke.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Glad you looked from the three three seven This is
for Michael. Eddie Vedder became a huge John Cougar Mellencamp
fan right after recording the album ten. He's been sucking
on a chili dog on every local vocal track ever since.
All let's see here, Hey, this is from the eight
one five, just starting what is already a tough divorce.

(47:45):
Bless you, sir, so glad we have the Morning mash Pets.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Morning mash Pets, Morning mash pep.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Oh god, that's animal cool, the Morning match Pit here
to help me through it. And although I hate to
increase her ego even more, all right from.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Hey, Hi, finish it Journey six three oh So what
they said, dear listener was that I was the goat
of DJ. Yeah, horse girl, I can't do a good
horse sound. All turns out.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
It was a little weird at first, but got part
kids bop rock a bye. At Thursday Live, you don't
know All morning, Maria off the air in the studio
has been singing the.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Song by what's his name, Sean Mullins.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Mullins, it doesn't matter what.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
All right, ever, and Thursday Live May first.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
May first, fuzzy line brewing Company and Highland in Giana.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
We did a story earlier about Tom DeLong. He was
sitting in a bar and someone was like doing karaoke
of all the small things, yes, and he was basically watching, laughing, laughing.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And this is from the four four oh where are you?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Let's see here, Hey guys, I would love to win
some Chicago Wolves tickets. Well, you can tomorrow with fun
to the head, and you can always text us eight
four four nine five, five ninety.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Nine fifty when we're.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station. About time for
us to get the hell on out of here.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
It's time to google.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
So we're we're a rock show and we're leaving.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
So we could say rockabye all day, ragaby.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Maybe we hear this at Thursday.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Laugh that fuzzy line five to seven.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I kind of rugobye the torture in Fine.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
If you're wondering what it'll be like there.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It'll be a lot like that.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
And me sitting outside live podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
You won't be sitting outside because we'll have kids Bop
tickets to you.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
I'll send somebody to facilitate the kids ticket. I will
absolutely be outside.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
We have more tickets that we haven't even mentioned because
you know the headliners kids bop. But we do have
jone Jet tickets, and we'll have billye Idle tickets, and
we'll have kazoos, and there's gonna be beer there and
you can bring a weird instrument if you want, and
we're going to do an interaction podcast all the things.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, bring a tambourine, bongos, whatever you got, Bring a
Bring a barrel, Yeah, a barrel. You can have a
little barrel.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You want somebody to come and play a barrel. You
can make barrels and instruments, yes, you can.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
You can make anything into it. Bring a steel if
you know how.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
To steel drum like.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
That sounds yeah, way.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Just like that. Okay, I'm trying to think what that was.
But spoons would be cool.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I have spoons.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
You do. Can you play them?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I mean in the way that people like slapping on
your knee like about it. I can play them, not well,
but I can play You all have spoons. Everyone spoons
for yourself. Yes, I'm the big one. I just use
my hands and big spoon.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
We are all excited about Thursday Live, but also excited
Chap bax Men he's got more of those keywords we
love from Rocky the Rooster, but I'm sure someone will
inform him about.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I'm gonna use a chainsaw on myself tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Stop by

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Friday,

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