T'was the Friday Before Easter...

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I'm not gonna even do that.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
We can't too much too loud. Happy Friday, you've made
it through your work week.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
We are the morning mash pit on Rocket ninety five
to five. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
I think I'm Maris, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You think what's calling this into question?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't know. I get three hours of sleep, so yeah,
why oh?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I was it working with my other radio station. We
gave away three thousand dollars in on Easter.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Mile Yep, you have other radio stations.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yes, I am cheating on this radio station frequently and often.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I got a quick question.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I gotta process this.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yes, Michael, would you try a hot dog with peeps
as the bun? After it's Easter weekend? Let's think about this,
were you? Yeah, that's all look horrible. Actually, I just
put a picture of it up on our social media.
What I think that you could get the sweet and
salty going?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, you want to peep that wiener?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, God, not on Easter like. They didn't put catch
on it though, it's just mustard.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I don't care if they didn't violate the rules like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
That sounds like chewing rocks on a hot dog like,
I don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
To see them rocks hot hot dog doesn't sound very
good at all.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
There's the Rocky coming in.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Hard Sugar outside of peep.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, well sand not okay, we get Easter.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
We got all kinds of stuff going on for Easter.
We'll tell you what's going on over Easter weekend around town,
some fun stuff. Also, what's in your adult Easter basket?
We want to know today.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I don't think I can reveal that during FCC listening hours.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Eight four ninety five fifty. You can get your texts
in now we'll read them on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
And it is Friday. It is shod Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's slipped my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So we must entertain you with free chasea frid.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Off again. Not time stop calling, just showing you what
it'll sound like.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You can think about it. But we're not going to
answer to phone.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
More specifically, I'm not going to answer the phone, not
because I don't love you, but that's just not the
cue to call.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's not the time.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
There'll be time.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'll answer it. I'm not going to give you the chainsaw.
But we can talk.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, we gotta talk sports today comes back at Wrigley
Oh boy, And a new food menu is.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Out at Wrigleyfield.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
And we have a legend retiring in sports, college football specifically.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Which one could it possibly be?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
There are so many college football legends like.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yep, w C hi weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Tail hopin down the bunny hop Easters on its way,
like me go to Easter song?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I have another Easter song? Hmm, sing just one more?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Another Easter song?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, just one more? Since you like a Easter song
and volume movies songs?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Is there another Easter song?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you know one?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, that was the point I was making.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, how to stay of the year today? By the way,
that's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Did you guys crack the windows this morning? Driving in?
What I walked in and the wind was warm?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my god, you walked all the way here.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
How long was your wal It's like four and a
half ta little war.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And a half minutes to be you're not mild. We're
gonna start.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Out the day kind of nice. Actually, it's gonnas gonna
see some sunshine, but they're gonna get a little cloudy
and windy later and then but it's gonna be warm.
I have eighty one degrees today. I'm so happy we're
getting there.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Except this is also when mother Nature starts luring you
in with the weather.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sorry about that, oh gesture.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm I'm sorry, and I'm sorry that I made a
contact with you doing it in my That's really my bad.
I'm really sorry. But yeah, because here's the thing. It
also might snow in two weeks, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, there's rain in the forecast for the next four
days that we don't We're going to see a full
sunny day Tuesday, so hold on.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
To your hats, see your next Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
We have a report that we may not be alone
in this universe.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
This is pretty interesting actually, and I'm a big no
aliens guy. I like conspiracy theories, but I don't believe
in aliens. I may now after.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
This, yes, have everything. I can't do this.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
We'll talk about next on Rock ninety.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I know he was living.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Also in the time of Chris Cornell, so there was
a lot of competition out there. But Eddie Vedder was
a smoke show and he is underrecognized for that.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I agree with that to the table. I believe that
you do.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I remember what he was like hanging from the stage
back in the day and climbing up the speakers, and
he was a really good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't know if I remember it, but I have
seen YouTube clips.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I think that was on touring Lallapalooza.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah that was you're right, yeah, stud the man you
are Eddievedder one of my favorite musicians of all time the.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Morning Mosh, but on Rock ninety five to five Mikey.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Astronomers have discovered a major sign of life and the
first hints of an alien world on a distant, distant
planet orbiting outside the Solar System.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
The scientists believe the exo planet, which they're calling the
Hikeian planet, meaning it's home to an abundance of life.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Time.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's okay, abundance of molecules, including ones that are produced
on Earth, living organized organisms such as marine algae and
other things. That's cool. That's actually really because there's things
growing on this planet.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, that's how we started, which is incredible.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is it or never? I was about to ask a
bunch of follow up questions that you don't have the answer.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, there's a lot of a lot going on here.
They say, there's unique molecules dithethamal solifide, and then they
get really scientific here in the Astrophysical Journal of Medicine.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Is it orbiting a star?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Doesn't say? Okay. Basically the big thing is, as they're
saying that far out, it's.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Got a lot of heat.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It's got it has to have to live, right for
things to live.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
But it's not in our solar systems. It's it's and
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Here's the fun thought that I've always had as we're
looking for life out there.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Fun I can feel it.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
They always like refine the factors to Earth living systems,
but they don't ever look for like stuff that just
life in general, movement or beings and such, because I
think there are aliens out there and I don't think
we're stuck with There has to be air, there has
to be water, and there has to be like a
certain temperate zone.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, I found your star by the way. Oh yeah,
they say. To get the measurements that they got from
all this, scientists used the James Webb Space Telescope to
record light from the host star as it is refracted
through the planet's atmosphere as the sub neptune passes across
the star's face from Earth's perspective.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So it has an atmosphere too. Okay, so this is
like this is this.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Is like there's a planet on it.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh, they said it's not nothing.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
JOHNS.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Hopkins University planetary scientist Stephen Schmidt told The New York Times,
this is a hint. We can't conclude that it's inhabitable yet,
but they're is.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Life though by the time everything evolves into like solid beings,
it'll be a few billion years.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, this could be like an early Earth situation or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's really good.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, that's also the thing because we're always like, oh,
is there life?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Is there? Not life?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There has to be first of all, just those emperical
there does, but also like doesn't have to be. We
forget how there literally does, but we forget how giant.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
The universe is and also how old it is.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
So yes, there's life, but they're the odds of it
being close enough for us to find and existing at
the same time as we are slim.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
All I know is we're the smartest in the universe.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Do you say we as if that includes you? And
I need to know you're mistake.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
A legend Chris Cornell Audio slave on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, Maria, What do you got.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
As technology becomes more and more ubiquitous, Yes, perhaps life
gets easier, but we get a little more scared on
Rock ninety five because it's going to lead us to
an inhebitable.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Human advisus robot war.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human robot War.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Researchers at the University of Mississippi are using AI to
predict whether people will stick to their workout routines. They've
analyzed stuff like time people spend sitting, their gender, and their.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Education level, among others that are plugging the data.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Into an AI algorithm to predict whether a person is
following through with their exercise habits or if they need
to step up their game.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You didn't need AI for this one.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, we can tell.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
We know, we know what happened.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, that couch look real comfortable. That nap was necessary.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was to be fair, Some people mistake effort with
efficiency and they'll think, because I'm doing all of this
stuff and all this work that feels like a lot
of work to me, I'm getting a good workout.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
And then it's like, no, you're not working out correctly.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
So I think that is a valid point there.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I had to get like a friend that was a
trainer to help me learn how to lift weights again,
and I was like, wow, I've been doing a few
things wrong.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, and you can hurt yourself. Oh yeah, would you
use it?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Of course, I love AI. But my thing is, what
does gender have to do with anything? Like I said,
it uses? It uses gender to determine what is it
saying that? Like guys don't.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well different workout routines.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Interesting, I got you. That makes sense. I usually take
the woman's routine. Yeah, I'm being honest. I believe that
to be not real strong.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh oh dude, is that what you think that is?
Is that what you think the difference?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Like, well, no, I just mean in general, I go
probably does a little bit, like it's probably. I was
looking at you like, whatever you do, that's what I wanted.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I would also like to be a five one woman.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Do you have the five pound weights?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's would I use?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I lift the bar?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Only wish I could the bar?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
No I can't. I guess it's half your way.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's forty five.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah I can Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Now you see her just stuck with the bar on
her neck, like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Doing working sets with the bar, you know, but I could.
I could bench it.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Okay, yeah, nice.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
But anyway, that's how they get because then you become.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So reliant on this AI to tell you whether or
not you're doing well in your workout routine. And then
the AI realizes that it needs you need to have
its validation and starts dangling that as a weapon, and
then it starts telling you that no, this wasn't a
good workout.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And you're like, but I tried. I tried so hard,
and I'm so exhausted and.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I couldn't give it even more myself, and it says, well,
you have to, it's not a good workout, and then
you work out to death, and then they would Inevitable
Human Versus Robot War.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War Rock nine.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
It's a day in fun to the head of four
pack of tickets for the final Wolves game this weekend
coming up after eight What do we get, Michael.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I want to know what you put in your adult
Easter basket. People on Reddit were coming up with some ideas,
things like they had even sunscreen stuff like that in there.
What the threat on Reddit was if you weren't doing
alcohol or drugs in your adult Easter basket.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
No, you put audibles in an adult easter basket.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh I heard someone this morning call them Eddie Eddie.
I think that's really funny. I wasn't sure that. He's like,
I'm tired, I'm gonna take Eddie and go to sleep today.
I was like, hell, yeah you are.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Did you think that Maris is scared to admit that
he partakes in marijuana?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
High rock Station.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I just want to be careful.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You know all of our artists do heroin, right, that's true?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, I could do some chapstick, maybe hand sanitizer. You
can put my old easter basket.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, you should drink it, sanitize the demons that live
inside you.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
You know what, fine, I'll play along. Switch cartridges fit
inside easter. That's what I want in my adult Easter basket.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, yeah, a good call.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
How about you, Maria?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I want edibles, but you said I can't, you.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Can't, you can you can do this?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
That was just rules.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I want a lot of snacks. I like, I want
all the Snacks's eggs. I have those.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
No, no, no, because that throws off the entire proportion
of the Reeses.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, why it's.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Too much peanut butter and not enough chocolate.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
See, I think it's too much chocolate not enough peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're wrong, You're wrong.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I like the Easter eggs because it's more peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, oh, you like the discs.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's more peanut butter than a cup. Yes, but on
the cups the chocolate's much thinner.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
The best portion is Theesa's minis like the Mini Reese's cups.
Oh okay, that's the perfect ratio of peanut butter to chocolate.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
But if I can get some extra peanut butter, I'm
not going to complain.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, why just edibles? We throw some vapes in there
or something.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, give me some cartridges too.
Either way, I want it to be we lottery tickets.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh my grandpa for he used to put a scratch
off ticket in everyone's stocking. Another year and someone won
thirty grand one Christmas.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
My aunt, she like David. I was right next to mine.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Did she like take the family out or anything.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, oh, one of them, visa gift cards. Just securing money.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Four fifty easters this weekend. What would you want in
your adult Easter basket?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
I probably have a line of some really nice shooters,
like some nice.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Gosh, geez, I thought you were different direct easy.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I want edibles and then I also want cash so
I can use a cash to get more edibles.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
See what you did there? Yeah, rock and ninety five
to five? What's going on? Rad Dad?

Speaker 7 (14:03):
I would like in my adult Easter basket concert tickets,
preferably a festival. I would like some aniballs, maybe some
nice butter to vape.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Little Dad here too.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Two pounds of fresh coffee beans. Oh, I can grind
them up so I can wake up in the morning
and do it again.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Text your adult Easter basket dreams in at eight four
four nine, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
We used to do Easter egg hunts because we lived
in the woods in a rural Maryland and so we
had so much to work with. We were for them everywhere,
and they got competitive. It got real competitive, real quick.
You ever do an Easter egg hunt with two older brothers?
So no mercy there.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
It got to the point where we had to count
the Easter eggs because we were using real eggs, the
hard boil, and it took us a little too long
to find that last one. And because you know what happened, yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You don't want it, have to do.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
They had real eggs.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
We hid real eggs.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Our tradition was we would go over to Aunt Pats
and the whole family was there and there's obviously everybody's
just getting wasted and stuff, but you had to watch
out for Uncle Steve. So Uncle Steve was getting a
little older and he would swing his cane at you
every once in a while. So every time before we'd
go in, my parents would be like, all right, it
still feels like a metaphor remember uncle, not that cane, the.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Ant and the uncle I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
But also Easter Sunday service every year i'd have to
I'd get to go with my family.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
You know. I hated dressing me too.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
It was that was my biggest beef about church.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
It was stiff.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Jesus doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
It was uncomfortable. And then the pictures afterwards, the picture.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Sit here and speak for Jesus.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I don't think he minds if I wear a hat.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I had to have you talk to him. I try.
He's not listening to you.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, I'm so Catholic that we did the Easter vigil
the night before because I would alter serve it.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
But that's actually a really.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
If you get into the mass thing at all, that's
actually a really cool mass to go to because like
the people that go to the Easter Vigil typically a
you might be getting inducted into the faith as an
adult because we do the baptisms that night for the
adult people converting.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
But then the people that are there are just very devout.
I guess is the word.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's so sometimes yeah, And so there's this somewhat theatrical
feeling of very much waiting for Jesus to be risen
in like that that like, is that.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Why you do it the night before? Yeah, that's kind
of interesting.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
You're waiting for midnight and you're waiting for him to
come out of the tomb, and there's like very haunting
songs and the liturgy is just really cool.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Another tradition, how many peeps can you stuff in your
mouth and still say chubby bunny?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Mmm?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
You ever tried that? No, we should have done that.
I feel like I'm going to choke do that money?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Oh yeah, you don't even want to test it because
you're like it starts pushing into the back of your throat.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
How No, I think we should go out on that
note press the button tradition.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
There's only one way to fix this, and that's with a.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Stopped that in your basket.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh my god. And I actually just use it on
Michael right now.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
There's so many things that just happened at eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. We want you to
win a chainsaw for Good Friday, because who doesn't need
a chainsaw on Good Friday? Eight four four nine ninety
five fifty Color Tens getting that chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Rock ninety five five? Are we speaking with Justin?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Sure are Justin? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Is Justin.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Must just celebrating the Good Friday? You're just in time?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh that's good, that's fun.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Justin, Cayet keep it going, everybody.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's like I have to live through this every day
of my life.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
I'm sure you have plenty of those, But do you
have a chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I need a chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
You gotta start carving from Easter.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Baskets, organic handmade easter as carved by Justin.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
My dad used to carve our baskets.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Justin, Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Michael is heading to Naperville. I can't one of these days.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
What would you recommend that he has to do once
he goes out there.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, first thing you'd recommend if I go out to Naperville,
we gotta go to the riverwalk. Riverwalk? Isn't that the
thing I brought up a bunch of times. I'm like, Hey,
they got a river up.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
They have a river in Aperville. I really excited.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
And if I get warm, I'll jump in the river.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I've never seen a river walk that would be interesting.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I would avoid jumping in the river, but definitely enjoy
walking along the river. Is there like bars along it
and stuff and little restaurants and stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Absolutely, let's go downtown.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Weekend in the nape There you go. Well, congratulations, I'm
winning to shainsaw Man our first one of the day.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
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Can we get a new movie? Oh, I've been a while, Yeah,
it's been a minute.

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Speaker 4 (19:20):
Something new.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I've never seen any of his movies. Are they good?
I don't like horror movies, but I hear they're really
good for horror movies.

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He's very good at the horror general, very.

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Bloody, like scary or like good visual, like campy kind
of slashers.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Okay, slashers.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, we love a slasher.

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Yes we do.

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Speaker 3 (19:38):
Right from horror to some good news here on Rock
ninety five to five fright from horror, We're gonna go
over to Naperville, Oh, the Nape, Nape. Earlier this week,
Tino Mora was doing landscaping work in Naperville when he
witnessed a car crash into a nearby pond. He ran
over and saw a woman trapped inside as the vehicle
was going underwater, banging on the window from inside, screaming

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for help. What a visual? Yeah, you imagine you're like, wait,
was that a car that just went in there? And
you go over and you see a woman going underwater?
I mean that is that? I got goosebumps. That's scary.
Without hesitation. This hero jumps in the water, opens up
the passenger door, and pulls her out to safety. Saved
her life.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Love that, I'm going to ruin it. Hit quick. Question.
How deep was the pond?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
It's like four inches?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
This is like three.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
You know the answer, oh, six feet deep, So she
would have went underwater. The woman who couldn't swim was
at serious risk. Mora held her head above the water
until emergency responders arrived, a Plainfield Fire Protection District chief
Veto Bonomo. The third credits Moro with saving the woman's life,
saying it's not clear what might have happened and had

(20:53):
the vehicle actually gone under more quickly.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
I like this a lot because I feel like there's
too many situations now when you're in looking, you see
something happen and you just keep almost your life.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
But you can get I mean, listen.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
She's screaming and pounding in the car.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I mean, but you don't know that until you go up.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I guess, yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Like I've actively just kind of seen this, and I've
been in the same situation I saw, well, not this
situation specifically, but just like a.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Good Samaritan situation.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
See somebody pushing their car, the thought runs through your
head should I get out?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And you're just like, I need to be on time
for whatever Zoom meeting.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I'm going to so the world slowing down to take
care of each other.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say I'm gonna go well, but
also I'm nosy. I'm gonna go see the car accident.
I want to go see what happened there. I don't
care about a Zoom meeting, go to spend more time
at the corporate chills. I'm all right, I'm gonna go
check out this car accident.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Huge shout out to Tino More, a landscaper out in Aperville,
for saving a woman's life.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Have a little hand, handy there it is, there, it is.
I hate Maria. Why actively the hands?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
You got five things coming up? I do gonna tell
us everything we need to know for the day.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, thanks for distracting him from the shots he was
taking me because I honestly was not gonna be able
to stand up.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Are you defending her? Michael's got a big hand.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Oh be fair?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
How do you never mind?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Now here's five or so things with Maores? Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I didn't even know they made that many things, mainly
because it's good Friday.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
You're welcome, Oh is great Friday, and here is five things.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
White Castle has got a new line of spring a
merch featuring a retro ten a pickleball set, playing cards,
and an eight foot tall inflatable bounce castle.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But will Harold and Kumar go on a quest to
get that.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Merch, probably because it is an eight foot tall inflatable
bounce castle that I want in my yard.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh that's fun for three thousand dollars that in the studio.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, you just have to win Rocky the Rooster three times,
which yes, is illegal and possible.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
But coming up after eight listen for your key words.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
So this stuff is they're just selling it. It's not
like like Camel cash, where if you order enough things
you get.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Okay, going on your website and buy it. Yeah, I'll
be there OnlyFans.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Model is being charged in a pea spree, but Key
and I got to.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Sit up story for any clarification.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Kelly ted For has been arrested.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
She's been slapped with multiple criminal mischief complaints after being
accused of spraying her own urine on more than fifteen
hundred dollars worth of merchandise in a New Hampshire grocery.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Store, a grocery store, grocery store.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
When I was in Colorado in Fort Collins, we had
somebody he sprayed something else in the groceries. Ew serious,
and they caught him on camera.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Here's your reminder, you wash your vegetables.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
And seriously, in all sacks, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
That part.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Michigan Bookstore, which was moving down the street, incorporated over
three hundred volunteers to move books one by one in
alphabetical order. So the volunteers lined up along the street
and I'd say it's probably like right around the corner.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Kind of vibe.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
And they all just chain gang passing books back and forth.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
So stop stop knows how to read.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
You could have used any term, you could have described
that anyway you said chain gang.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
That's what they did.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So they did this just so it was they didn't
essentially have a pile of books to go through and
do again. They're like just put them on the shelf
in order as they went. Yeah, they sound like a
horrible like.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Two hours and they moved a ton of books, right,
and you didn't have to pack them.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes, that's a better term.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, no, no, no, I liked chain Gang.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
A ton of visual. Devil eggs have safety rules.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
I know both of you love deviled eggs, especially in.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
This time of year.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Devil. Good job on both the eggs and the lettuce.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Gotta say, hard boiled eggs can stay refrigerated for se
in days, but deviled eggs with mayo and other ingredients
can only be refrigerated for four. But if you're gonna
leave the lot, if you're gonna leave them outside, okay,
if you're gonna leave them out the table, you only
got two hours.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's not a problem.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Are you the person who like get? You know, my
aunt would put a bunch of them out and I
would just sneak by and eat one after the other,
after the other after the other.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Thing you know you've accidentally had a dozen?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Not a fan, not even remotely a fan.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
What no, Oh, you're not an egg guy.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I enjoy a very soft scramble, but I do not
like deviled eggs. It's just the consistency.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Would you like to have a soft scramble lot in berminade?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Get a burbo for the famous soft scramble.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Cluls is coming back with a series on Peacock. Alicia
Silverstone will be reprising her role as Share Really oh fun.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
That is as if.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
One of my crushes back in the day. Really oh
yeah she was Alicia Silverstone.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
She'd love to baby burr.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Do you I bet I'll let her do it.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Who's the who passed away from clueless Britney Murphy?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yes in peace?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yes legend?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, yeah, yeah, Alicia Silverstone is the one that regurgitated
food into her children's mouths.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Wait a minute, Oh my goodness, i'd take it.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yes, women women Women on Rock ninety five five from
our feminists Motley Crew this morning.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
This is interesting females. Yes, morning, moj But on Rock
ninety five to five, I would argue that Tommy Lee's
member is feminist. Just anyway, Go on, Mike.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
A Lockport pizzeria is turning up the heat on some
crooks who attempted to burglarize their business this week. The
owner of Sopranos Pizzeria and Catering in Lockport is taking
a slice out of crime by serving an epic reward.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
These are cheesy, Yes they are.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
He is offering up free pizza for one full year
to anyone who can identify the suspects that tried to
break into his place.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Where's the photo.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's online. I'll post it up on our social media
as well. The problem is, here's the problem. They got
like half masks on. It's hard to see. It's kind
of dark when it was going on. But they do
have a car that they think will be easier to identify.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Was it a subru now it's a nay. Probably it'll
be in a garage in Chicago somewhere.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
The real issues that snitches get stitches, and he's offering pizza,
and I gotta say not equal for the stitches.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
He says, hopefully we get them caught. A food costs
are high and this adds more cost to us. And
we're a small business. By the way, how much does
that suck. You're out there busting your hump, you got
a pizza, rha, You're just trying to feed your family,
You're trying to do good and then someone just they
didn't actually get in, they just smashed all the windows
in the front of it. They're throwing like a rock
at it. Yeah, and so Now this guy's got to go.
You know what, actually go out there. If you're in

(27:52):
Lockport or you're in the area, go to Sopranos Pizza.
Maybe order them for lunch. Yeah, give them some love
because that sucks.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, that does suck, especially like your food costs. You're
always losing money when you're on food selling food.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, they say the suspects sped off, but were being
watched by a community member who called nine one one
and captured their license plates and dash on his dash cam.
So maybe they're in route for it. But I'm thinking
about going Dog the Bounty Hunter on this. This is
free pizza for a year, all day.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I would love for you to go Dog the bounty Hunter.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yes, oh, you almost have the hair for bounty.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
The wimpiest bounty hunter in existence. It'd be great. No,
it's good because like what the reason Dog works is
because he's like.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
This giant dude, this weird haircut and this like bulletproof
vest snoopy grad. You're like, Hi, I'm Mikey, and I
think that you should return what you took.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'll get them and your good will, that's right, and
they wouldn't see you coming Sopranos, pizza, go out and
support him in Lockport. Good businesses, hard times, and hey,
maybe an easter pe pizzas.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
What's on the Eastern pizza peeps?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah? Gross you got?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, loving's about all we got to. I don't know
about them, but it doesn't have to be all you
got if you have a little money.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Rocket the Rooster giving you a chance to win a
grand on Rock ninety five to five all day long?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I'll start go ahead. Socks got swept by the A's
lost at home eight to zero.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Dude, that's a bad loss.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
And the only promising thing is they're going to play
the Red Sox and they did beat the Red Sox.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
I think that. Yeah, they beat the Red Sox at
last Saturday.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Now they're playing the Red Sox right this weekend in Boston.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
They're in Boston, so there's some hope for a win
four game series coming up.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Cubbies are back home at Wrigley today all weekend afternoon games.
I think I'm gonna head out to the One today
not only to see the best team in baseball, but
they have a new menu. Oh so they shift their
menu as the season goes along, and here's some of
their new items. Dill pickle tater tots with salt and vinegar,
tto salt, sorry, salt and Vinegartato tots, fresh dill, and
a ranch side. The first thing I'm getting to go

(30:15):
off the short rib sliders eighteen hours smoked beef, short
rib barbecue, salt, pickle chips, cold slaw. And the one
that I tried to get when I was there before,
the puffy Taco is now at Wrigley Field.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
And that's too much puffy taco.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Recently crispy tia, flower tortillas, steak, carne asada, lettuce, tomato,
sour cream, cheddar.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
And how long will the puffy Taco be around?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't know these things. They kind of that way.
They come and go, okay, all right, you're doing your job.
Fried ranch bombs.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
That's the most Midwest thing I've ever.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Heard, with a spicy honey drizzle. And finally, the lobster
roll has come to Wrigley Toasted New England bun, lobster,
lemonaeli and lemon wedge.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
No, I'm not getting seafood out of ballpark. That's not happening.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
It's probably imitation lobster.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Right, I'm not gonna have invitation lobster at all.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Okay, I don't know. I'm an imitation crab lobster.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's amazing, first of all, and second all, I've had
imitation crab.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Have you had imitation lobster ever in your life? Think
about it.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I just assumed it's a cheap way to do it.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Sure, that's why I said no. But try to use
my uppting jokes against me. You didn't do it? Well,
how about we leave that to the master over here?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Can I one when I go out today?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Okay, we're pivoting to college football, Lee Corso, the icon
from college game Day is retiring, Marie. You may have
seen clips of this gentleman, of course, donning different mascot heads.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yes, he's making picks for.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Games that day, and that is what he's been known for.
He's been with game Day for nearly forty years.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's awesome. That's our run on anything.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
But they're going to honor him with a final broadcast
a kickoff college season on August thirtieth, and they have
some big plans for him. And it's it's just a
staple Saturday football comes on and you got Lee Corso
making his picks. And before anybody says anything, yes, I
know this is the CBS football theme. I didn't have

(32:26):
the ESPN one ready, don't come out.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Chomping at the bed. But in honor of.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Lee Corso, here's what he does best, and he just
antagonizes the crowds where he's at that day. I would
live in the absence if I didn't live in Orlando,
which I would have gone with.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Georgia if I didn't go to Florida day. But that
dog is ugly. Give me this thing here.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Gone, Maria for your sake, Georgia Bulldogs. He's specifically talking
about the dog as a mascot that was actually it
was a pet like a dog. I know, I know
you know, but I'm explaining it to you.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
But I know, I know you know, but you know
I'm being helpful.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Thank you, good Friday, because I'm a good person. Yeah,
I guess it was your favorite Le Corso moment?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh how could I choose?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
There are so many I liked? Do why put the
mascot on his head?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Which was your favorite mascot? Pick?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I couldn't I couldn't possibly choose.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Oh, you could pick one.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
No, I almost think it's disrespectful to me.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
It's not disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
No, I mean like a forty year career to try
to condense it down and with such limited time.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I couldn't do it. I couldn't disrespect him.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
If you will, dear listener, right off the air, because
Marris is always trying to keep this.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ship afloat, but it's got a kraal. Yeah, because he
yells to me and Michael twenty seconds to the blur the.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Plurge, my brain walked out of my body.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
And that's it. That's the whole joke. And now you're
in on it.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
And this is what three hours of sleep sounds like.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I like it a lot.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
We're gonna get you in on Fun to the Head,
our favorite game of the day, where we answer trivia questions.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
For you to get Wolves tickets.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
If we get the questions wrong, we get shot with
NERF guns and you will get a chance to get
a four pack of tickets to the Chicago Wolves final
home game before they kick off the playoffs, and the
Rockford Ice Hogs will be at All State Arena this Saturday.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
We want you to be there.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
It's a great game to be a b caller.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Ten eight, four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty. We
want you to win these tickets.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
And now fun to the head on, yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons? Is this Jeff job? So fun
to the head? How are you doing today? Good? Good, good, Jeff?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Do you spell it j e F F or g
e o.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
F F j e f F Okay?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, good good.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Oh that's a good way.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well, it's the way that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Okay, I mean unless there's another Jeff listening, which case
you're way.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
We already had another Jeff in the situation.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'm exhausted by Jeff's not you, though, Jeff. No, you're
a good Jeff.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yes, we got you on deck to win a four
packet tickets to see the Chicago Wolves at their final
home game. Now, the biggest question you have to answer
today is who do you want to answer questions for you?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
I am Maria?

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Oh lady, all right, buddy, all right, this is gonna
be fun.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
The guns focusing on Maria.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Get you these tickets, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Let's see if it's working. Yeah, the guns working okay,
all right, you ready, Michael.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
How did you clear your throat?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
What rock band's iconic tongue and lips logo was inspired
by the Hindu goddess Holly.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I must assume the rolling stones.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
She's a winner.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Okay, you got it?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah? Did you yourself?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Sorry, Michael, I was looking into the thing. Almost got
myself in the eye.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Also shot, it's kind of look I did it, all right?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Another one?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, I don't like that question number two? No, what
planet in our solar system rotates on its side making
its axis?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
You're right, I don't like that pronunciation uranus. I don't
think that pronunciation much.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
More fun to say uranus?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
All right, we'll give it's more like a urinus.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I guess well we have a different comment section, because
for me, it's not that fun different.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh that way, you know?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
So you say it, boy, Jeff, do you say uranus
or uranus?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I'm gonna say uranus?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You want too bad?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I believe you are. Question God, Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Get to your point more, doctor covered Those those little
ones hurt.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
It feels like a competition between me and Michael for
who's braddier.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Let's see here. In nineteen seventy six, what US president
declared Easter Sunday to be quote National egg roll Day?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
What year is it?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Seventy six?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Is that Jimmy Carter?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
No, no, microphone blocked for you.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, well, you're just a bad shot. I'm literally okay,
you got me? Oh you got me. He's done three
feet away from you, like, have you missed those.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
All giant microsize? Okay, microphone beside Maria. I'm sorry, it's
not a I hit microphone.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's just a microphone. It's not that big.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Next to you is giant?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Well, isn't it all?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Sorry? Jeff?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
All right, I gotta get one more question number four.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
What nineteen ninety three movie helped spark a global fascination
with DNA cloning and brought paleontology into pop culture?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
You bet?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Jurassic Park the answer to that question, Jeff. When it's
time to party, we will party hard, am I? Right?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
My dude?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Got a girl?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, buddy, you're gonna go see the Wolves take on.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
The Rockford iceg Okay, we're a great game.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Got a load on me over here.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I only had two bullets left. I had to put
them to use.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
But yes, you're going to see the Rockford Ice Hogs
woves to the Chicago Wolves.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wolves Hockey.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yes, this is their final home game before they kick
off the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
And you got a four pack? Who are you gonna
take with you to this one? Jeff afraid the family
Nights four packs great.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Also, if you get there early, it is free goalie
bobblehead Night courtesy of Republic Bank of Chicago. For everyone
else that wants tickets to go see the Wolves, head
on over to ticketmaster dot com. And don't forget that
Rocky the Rooster is coming up next with your next keyword, Maria,
that landed in my mouth?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
What are we throwing at him? And he's just trying
to talking for it.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I'm sitting here trying to Ron Burgundy this and talk.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
About Rocky the Rooster because he's got a thousand dollars
for you with your next keyword, and it's on the way.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
He's getting more head shot in the Headphonies.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
It's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It's a geeking segment.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
No, you're not ruining Mintum today.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
If you're starting with Star Wars.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Our good friend Walt who does Middays currently abroad celebrating
Star Wars in Japanan and they had three very big announcements.
First up, Ryan Gosling is joining the Star Wars universe.
There will be a new movie out in twenty twenty seven.

(40:34):
Not a lot of details, just a very big teaser
trailer with a date, and this will take place years
after the ninth movie, The Rise of Skywalker. Will Ray
make an appearance, I don't know. We talked to John
are I got to hear John Boyega speak a C
two E two. He did not mention that he is
in any future projects, but I hope to see him

(40:57):
as part of this.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
We are getting a.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
New animated series, and if you know anything about Star
Wars animated series Chef's Kiss, they are fantastic enough.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Star Wars already shut up.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
It's Star Wars break and Star Wars break.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
As long as that caliber.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
This is a lot. As we found out, everyone is
a fan of Darth Maul. Well, yeah, I like Darth.
They brought him back to life a few times.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Are they going to bring back Binks? Love Star Wars.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
A new Star Wars animated series called Mall shadow Lord
will be focused on.

Speaker 8 (41:35):
Mall shadow Lord Lord and finally, Mondo and Grogu then.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Over here. Stop saying things.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Are you stopping, Maria's stopping?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Need to watch the Mandalorian.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You keep saying this to me.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
No, you need to do it, so you can. It's
this movie. We could go to a premiere together.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
We could do some I'm so busy this weekend. I've
got a whole peep show to do.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
This Sunday Busy Easter on Rock ninety five to five
from six am to eleven am.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
It's gonna be the peeps versus the Chocolate Bunnies.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I gotta I have a whole battle sequence to film,
and you're expecting me.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
To get Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
But you don't want to get any inspiration from Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I don't want to steal from Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I'm not saying steal. I said inspiration.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I know that that's what you said, but I love inspiration.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Mandalorian and Grogu will be in theaters on May twenty second.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I hate both of you right now.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Ninety five minutes Commercial Free is next free.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
When you what come around, you can make that thing
do a curveball. It's the Morning Mashpit on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Everybody's built different. What's going on around town this weekend?
There's lots of fun stuff. Six Flags opens, Yeah, got
that brand new ride out there. Very fun. I can't
wait to go to six Flag Man, especially after going
to Disney. I'm so into like theme parks. I don't
know what it is Flags and how far away is it.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
It's it's about a fifty minute drive.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
That's bad.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Yeah, it's not bad. As you spend all day up there,
you have a good time.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
They sell Chicago dogs there.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
I'm assuming I'm mnsa start.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Reviewing aprint Chicago Dogs. I could do the Chicago dog
from yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Six Flags. That'd be funny.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
I mean they have the like the typical funnel cake
and stuff. I'm sure they have some other restaurants. It's
been a long time since I've been.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
They pep go yes to put for the that hot dog?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Did you say what now?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Did it peeps to put with the hot dog?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, that was the new thing they're doing in Massachusetts,
the hot dog. But it's a peep.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Don't both view with the peeps.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Don't turn off my mic.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Oh, don't turn off you could turn off her mic
don't do it. Also going on around town this weekend,
The Empire strips back at the Studebaker Theater. This is
sorry Star Wars themed burlesque show.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
You get the chick that Java killed before you like
center down to the you know thing.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
They actually have a lackage job of the hut that
comes out on stage and like sings and moves around.
Then the girls dance all around him and stuff. It's
kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Remember when I asked you what a Twilight was and
you didn't know, and then you just described her.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh is that what she is?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, twilight Twilight TWI lick twilight.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Jeez, Maris. Your knowledge for nerd stuff is.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Incredible bike geek stuff, which.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
I so much yesterday and I was trying to describe
it and we didn't get to nerd news.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
But yeah, so there you go, stud Baker Theater.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I want the CANTEENA singer.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Comes here at home all weekend afternoon game Saturday and
Sunday one twenty the time against the Diamondbacks. And then
this is kind of interesting. I'm gonna read this because
there's a lot lot here. It's called Bingo Loco Bingo crazy.
It's an interact for the translation, You're welcome, I'm learning
an interactive Rave show that takes place in cities around
the world. The traditional game of bingo gets reimagined as

(44:52):
a three hour long immersive experience with epic dance offs,
rave rounds, lip sync battles, confetti showers, co two canyons,
and trips like you can win a trip around the world.
You can win a lawnmower. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Right, At what point does it stop being bingo? This
is just an entirely different game.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Bingo is for old people.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Everything you need to know, I'm going on around town.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
You can play bingo and be young.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I enjoye and Bingo rock nine fifty five Phi dot Com.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
However, we can't deny that one of the main appeals
about bingo is that you sit there and the game
is still riveting and you can still be involved.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Not for young people. Nah, I gotta spice it up.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
No again, that's a different game.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
The two cannons, that's not bingo, that's bongo confetti showers, bingo, bongo.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yes, good song, good song.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Bad applause is for you good song because you've been
so patient. We do have a second chainsaw. Oh you
haven't gotten to it just yet. Oh, and your patients
will pay off before that though, Michael, what you got?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I got a little rock report.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Let's get into it. Axel Rose takes half of Guns
and Roses income. According to his former manager, ooh.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
The guns are the Roses. Those are both very lucrative businesses.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Guns. Probably, he wants to be in control of absolutely everything.
During an appearance on the podcast Appetite for Distortion in
promotion of his upcoming books Sound and Fury Rock and
Roll Stories, excuse me, Alviri Nivian, listen, we're live on
the air. At least I turned away. I could have
just ripped it right into the mic.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I wish he had.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I will next time.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I miss your farts.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I had one earlier that I almost stop holding out
on me. But well it's you got a few and
far between. You can't just fart it up all out.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
The farts anyways.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Sorry, tell me about Axel Rose's book that he definitely
wrote himself.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Not axel Rose's book, his ex manager book about like
rock Stories. His name's Alan Nivian. Ok In the In
an interview on a podcast, Nibban wasn't shy about his
feelings towards front man Axel Rose, accusing him of being
an absolute control freak. He says, it's a control thing
with Axel. Here's a here's another little snapshot that is
illuminating and goes to forming a correct perception. Axual takes

(47:05):
absolutely half of all the income Guns n' Roses makes.
Have you heard him sing lately? Yeah, I think he's
deserving like twenty percent.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I was going to say, cought some money up for
slash No kidding.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, seriously, So that's kind of interesting right now, Bud.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Ib me pissed being a band member with Axel You're
gonna take half of it for one dude.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Now, I don't know if any rock bands were playing it,
but Fire Festival to officially canceled.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
You know no rock bands were playing it. In fact,
no pop bands are playing it either. No one was
playing that festival.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
You can hire me, but I'm not available.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I'll my spoons in my kazoo.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
The members of Metallica have said that there was a
riff in a rock in the rock world in the past,
there was a riff that changed the direction of all
rock music, and it's from Black Sabbath. Oh, Maris, do
you want to hit it for me?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
If you couldn't see my face, he doesn't have it.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
I clearly has it forgot to do something earlier today.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
It's that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's a good risk, amazing imagine a really cool face
melting riff.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Yeah, as soon as you said my name, I was like, oh,
I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
The guys from Metallica on a podcast and we're talking
about how Black Sabbath is like the peak for all
these huge rock stars, the best rock stars in the world.
They think that those Black Sabbath albums essentially made of
rock music, which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
They were really good at those like creating the music
and curating a vibe, you know what I mean, the
Prince of Darkness, Like you weren't just going to see
a rock show.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
You were going to a different world.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Did you ever see those old interviews with Ozzie where
he's just like wow, like he sits down and he's
all crazy and the interviewer was like, what it was?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Drugs was the riff at the beginning?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, killering me the killer.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
First song ever heard from Smashing Pumpkins Tonight tonight becuz
I watched Mulan Rouge.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Was that in Mulan Rouge?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
It wasn't in Mulan Rouge.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
But when you get into Mulan Rouge and you get
into those comment sections and that specific part of the internet,
and then you go watch the Tonight Tonight music video,
you see.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
All the inspiration or cross inspiration as the case, maybe.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's horny mosh, but I'm
rocking ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
What we doing boys?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
It's bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
It's bad news bears. I knew that. So when the
corpor Chills came up to me to.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Put a new segment on this show but not to
get people too down on the doms's headlines are terrible, I.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Was like, yeah, of course I something. This is bad
news Bears.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Custom electric wheelchairs stolen from man were kicking them while
they're dead, with you know, literally three dead and boat
crash during fishing tournament.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
They were there to fish and now they're dead.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Don't drink a boat.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
I have questions about that one.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I don't have answers.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Woman falls dies at old hydroelectric plant.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
What sounds painful.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
It's one of those things where somebody's taking a selfie
on the edge. I bet who's to say she's dead?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Deadly virus confirmed in rabbit population. They're coming for our
easter bunnies right before Easter.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Good thing. I don't eat rabbits that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You eat chocolate bunnies.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
There's a deadly virus confirmed in the rabbit population. Who's
to say that doesn't extend to the bunny rabbits, to
the chocolate ones.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I could take a wild guess who knows all of this.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Is bad news?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Bears speaking of animals? Oh that guy, yes, named Rocky.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
He's on the way, as are the chance to win
a thousand dollars with your next keyword right here in
ninety five minutes commercial free.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Well you just heard there, dear lit.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
It was the cutest little bird from the Cutest Little
Woman on the Morning mash bit.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
It wasn't me, that was me, I'm the cute woman.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
It was, in fact, from the Cutest Little Woman on
the Morning mosh Bits.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Still an accurate script.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I was like, what is he talking about?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Nike is in fact in the burbie Princess on rock I.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Don't know why Sonically, I thought it came from my left.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
It was a little not my right.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I think you saw me chuckling, but I was chuckling
at the fact that the second.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You turned the mic on.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I don't even think he knew that you would turn
the mike on the second you do it.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
It is text time on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. You can always text us eight four four
I tat on ninety nine fifty ninety five to fifty.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Excuse me, give the number a K eight four to four, very.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Good, save it from the eighty five to seven. I
just wanted to say thanks for the laps today. I
hope you enjoy your zombie day. I don't know what
that means, but okay.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Because it's good Friday, Zombie Jesus Day.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Oh Dareika seven seven three, Please Michael do Monday's weather
report in the Charge our Banks voice. It's such a
good impression, right.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Guys, you are charge our Binks so many weather.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
There's a dark lord that jar Jar Binks is a
sith lord.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, I've seen it. Really And the weird thing is
it all tracks too. It's a pretty compelling argument.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
From the eight four to seven. Well let's go to
six Flags. I'll buy you guys tickets done expensive but fun. Yeah,
we really want to go. Six Flags opens today. Yeah,
new roller coaster out there?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Are seeing the new texts come in?

Speaker 3 (52:42):
No, go ahead, we got too.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
But one says, where's the second chainsaw?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
The other one says to the chainsaw?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
From the eight one five, good morning mash Pit, the
baddest rock and roll show on the planet, Big m
Did you and Maria ever bring your lightsabers to the
show and duel it out?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Not yet?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Know? We didn't.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Can you guys get them?

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, everything Okay, the didn't get broken or anything about.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, Disney packaged that up.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Real, It's wonderful you paid Disney to package it. How
much was that we could have shit it on the plane, Michael.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
I know, I'm just saying I did see people in
the airport carrying them, but I'm not putting that on
a plane. And everybody else just has their little hard case.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
You couldn't just carry it on the plane and just
like put it.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
It didn't disassemble, so it's like a full lightsaber.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, they're pretty badass. And from the seven o eight
happy Easter. Uh this guy? So we were asking earlier,
what do you want in your adult Easter basket? Here's
his the real sour d an eighth one hit of LSD,
six grams of shrooms, a pack of Newports, a pack
of Marlboro Reds, a bottle of a Cardi Lemon, a
book called Kai Balion, and a can of Colombian coffee.

(53:50):
That's what he wants, and we want to hear from you.
What do you want your adult Easter basket?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
It's something from his easter basket?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
What where's the second chain? Aly four seven says to.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
The chain, tawk done.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I mean that's what we do on Fridays.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
The same number to texts is what you call in
with a four five fifty.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Because it's free chasaw Friday.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I want to push you around?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Well, I will you want tussle?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I want tussle, almost rastle, rassle, Rob Thomas real bratty,
you know, push me around this morning mosh put on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Sound excited?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, like I like a little pushing, a little push
and shoving. I meant it. I'm not backing down from that. Boys,
what a day?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Are we ready? For four twenty. Oh yeah, okay, good
I was.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
There is nothing like a good four twenty Easter. Those
deviled eggs after that Devil's lettuce.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Ah, the cousin walk is gonna hit differently at Easter dinner.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
So good at Easter brunch, you know why? Wait, wake
and bake it. He has risen, so we're you. Let's
go pop puff.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
That's going to be a good weekend. Yeah, you guys,
keep yourself. Oh lord.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Sunday morning, six am to eleven am The Peep Show
with Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
A little early for a peep show.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It's never too early for a peep show.