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All right, here's episode two ofZipping Tea Kila Wi Susante Mo Jazz,
and we're about to celebrate Jasmine's birthdayweekies birthday, Queen bit coming. This
is your quarter birthday. It is. Yeah, twenty five is a beautiful
like age. Honestly, I'm grateful. I'm blessed. I have a great
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life, great friends, great friThank you God. I'm definitely highly favored.
And then we're probably gonna have allkinds of crazy stories for you next
week. Yeah, if I remember, we're alive. If we're alive,
we have to be though. Yeah, you know, our bot's taking us
to Chili's. We ain't gonna missthat. Wait, did you see that
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Chili's is the closing down a lotof its locations across America. Bro,
we gotta save Chili's. Yeah,I love Chili. I love Chili.
They're chips, dude, Yeah,they're so Chris and and the Margaret readers
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Let's saycott not a boycott that meanswe don't want to. I meanre
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you go, there, you go. I've been reading a lot of books,
so I should have got that.I have been good for you.
What are you reading? I dorecommend this book. It's Archer's Voice by
Mia Sheridan. So like, ifyou're single and you need a little moistness
in your life, read the book. Okay, what does that mean?
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Yeah? What is this one ofthose runchy books? Are very raunchy?
Okay, but it's cut. It'slike cute, but you know it does
its job. Once in a while. You're singing a little bit of between
rome and her reading this voice jazzis just overloaded on energy. We literally
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stop. I'm getting too excited.I got it, get back down.
Lamel Santos is a different type ofbreed. I mean we're talking about Romeo
Santos because he went to the eventhrough that show. Yes, if you
know, you know yeh was itpacked? Sold out? Oh? Sold
out? Sold out? I hadno idea they sold out. Obviously not
surprised, Yeah they were. Itwas a desert demon arena and they're coming
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back July. I'm going again.What I will I will pay this time.
I want to be front row tittiesowl just tail to see me like
I fell in love with that man. I've been in love and I didn't
really really do console room. Yes, I know it was not just for
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me. It was Mexicans. I'mtelling you I love him. I literally,
like one moment, for a briefsecond, opened my legs and was
like take me here. I wouldn'twant to say it was brief. I
mean they were opened a while.The case I told my mom awaits like
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she's like, no, they gothis song. I can believe you tell
your mom this stuff. She doesget. It's fun. The reactions like
she's just like she did not justlike she did not. I know she
did like three prayers for me thatnight. No, that's okay, you
poor moment. But I recommend that'slike a childhood you know, come true.
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I agree. Wow, and helooks good. He was due.
That man does not age. It'sthat Dominican. Yeah, I don't want
and I was like, wow,he's I said, he is. Damn
I'm not missing out on this secondshow. Then no, you shut it.
I recommend they played all the goodsongs. He was funny. He
gave us the advice. Wow,what was your favorite piece of advice as
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like a way away? Yeah,what advice did he give you? You
know? You know, he diddescribe the three different kinds of my HU
and he was saying that the firstman is a man that would do anything
for you. Your family loves him, your friends love him, your mom
loves him, period, but youand I was like, oh, I've
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already had that one man in mylife. Oh yeah, Oh we need
to touch on that later on.Yeah, I keep going, yeah,
I don't know, okay, yeah, other conversation. Then he mentioned the
second man is the guy that's tootoxic, obviously very insecure that he's going
to lose you because of toxicity kindof takes over. Yeah, exactly.
But the third man is the typeof man that won't tell you he loves
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you. Isn't necessarily the most romantic, but you know he loves you that
he'll probably have certain aspects of liketemptation, but because he loves you,
he'll be good. So basically sayingthat there's a man that you know can
love you and be loyal. ButI love it because after everything he says,
he's like, but nobody is goingto love you like Romeo. You
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know, like, oh wow,he really plays with the crowd like that.
I mean, he was playing withme. No, I mean,
you could toss me, flip meturning. I'm already stop it. I'm
a dressed like that for Halloween.Oh my gosh, we do that due
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that would be so funny. AndI'm just gonna put a big pictures right
in the middle of the pop thatwould get his attention. I'm gonna tell
you you show up to the secondshow like that. Yes, I'll give
me ideas because I will pull uplike that. It's so good. And
hopefully we give away tickets to thattoo. No, hopefully we just go
forget everyone else. We got tobe there. I want you guys to
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experience that, especially now that you'veseen I mean, wow, his ass
go through all their songs because Iknow, like you know them. I
feel like the minute you listen toit, it all comes back to that
was me. I was there.I was like, wait a minute,
it all came back because I waslike, oh, obviously, yeah,
yeah, does he do aa?You did it? And I get it
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show. Yeah, But I lovethat song. That's an iconic song.
But but that's that's more matter itis. But still so good, so
good, Oh my god, hemakes me want to cheat on my fake
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boyfriend, like your fake boyfriend wouldnot appreciate it. He would not.
That's wild, now, you youknow it's so good. I love that
man's as the song featuring Yeah,I didn't but I get it. No
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matter wasn't there, but liked it. And then the crowd did Romeo Santos.
He should have do it. Thatsong is so iconic. I literally
went into my sister. I waslike, we're gonna do a TikTok where
I'm doing yours, like be prepared. We were red and then the song
never came. I was a littledisappointed in that one, but all the
other ones were pops. He walkedout singing obsession. That was the last
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song that they did, and likea Janitor blue outfit with like a little
bandana. I was not, Okay, we love a blue collar man,
we love someone in ah oh,that's so funny. Sorry, I want
to we need to tange the conversationbecause literally, literally I'm not about to
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fall out her seat. Okay.So I know last episode we talked a
little bit about the Drake and Kendrickfeud and it's like over now, Like
I'm sure a lot of people aredone talking about it. Yeah, but
someone asked me, do you thinkDrake can come back from all of this.
There's a lot of allegations, seriousallegations. There's receipts too, There's
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just going on on Twitter. It'sinteresting to see, like, who's gonna
want to work with Drake after everythingthat's been put out there with him move
being a little funny behind the scenes. Well, that's the thing I was
trying to, you know, sayingthis. I've been saying that because it's
like his discography kind of speaks foritself too, like that we don't understand
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this grass Graff I was about todiography. We like this, so like,
why do you got to act youdid it? Theography like it's some
like dinosaur hunting type of instrument forjazz and I, oh my god,
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I al really like sex things.I'm just kidding Tulls about his Cross Criff,
Well, his albums, his songslike Fever, his Teenage Fever track.
It just feels like teenage Fever.He's talking about pretty young things and
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his songs, Dark Knight, memotapes and the relationship with Millie. Bobby
Brown is also very weird. It'svery weird. And then you know he
did accidentally kiss that seventeen year oldon stage, which accidentally. Now it's
like allegedly maybe he was feeling her. Still, yeah, I don't know,
it's weird. It's definitely weird.Also, allegedly there was an interview
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that I had seen clips of onTikTok where Ruby Rose is talking about like
some of the people that she's talkedto in the industry, and she mentioned
somebody who she started talking to,and I believe it was Drake. Allegedly,
those are these speculations, and shealludes to the fact that she had
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been talking to him even before shewas famous, and before she was famous,
like she's only twenty one, solike a long time ago could have
been Yeah, a long time agowould have been like teena. So it's
like maybe this is a little bit. You know, it's gonna be interesting.
I mean, I don't know oneor two things that are gonna happen.
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He's gonna drop a bop. Everyone'sgonna forget and they're gonna be in
the club dancing to these bobs likeyou know, like whatever, like nothing
ever happened, or a lot ofpeople, like industry people are not gonna
want to work with him anymore.Maybe it's gonna be hard for him to
release another bop. Maybe the crowdwon't or the audience or the listeners won't
really accept it like they would havebefore. But I did see that was
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it DJ academic Rights. Yeah,he's also a weirdo. He is a
weird because I mean he's writing that. I mean, Drake kind of made
him. But he basically said thatDrake lied about giving Kendrick some false information.
He lied about that, Yeah,that he they didn't really that he
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doesn't know where Kendrick got this ideaof an eleven year old daughter. So
that song the Hard Part six orwhatever, Right, it is something that
he just I really wouldn't be surprisedif he has not just one, but
several kids. I mean, Imeanfore we get around. Yeah, like
Tupac, I don't doubt that he'snot careful, like I'm pretty sure he
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is. But you know, girlsbe wanting a Drake baby so bad,
like you just never know it's truethe way he's been posting too, like
on Instagram stories, like he's justunseerious. Like no, it also seems
like he's a little paranoid about things, not like going. I mean,
I think he might be losing alot of money. His sponsors are losing
a lot of money, the label'slosing a lot of money because the way
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he's been posting seems like he's alittle shook his Yeah, well it was
years ago. There was a comedianthat went on his podcast and basically it
was talking about the fall of likeR Kelly and these different people who had
certain allegations against them, and thenhe called it like literally he said,
in five years, the same thingis going to happen to Drake. And
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here we are years later where Dreis actually experiencing this and being accused of
these different things. Who knows what'sgoing to happen and how much of it
is true, But if the allegationsare true, I would hope that he's
held accountable to be honest, Like, I feel like we're in a world
now where we're kind of over thiswhole celebrity type of shit, right,
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Yeah, we don't really care.I'm like, you guys are getting paid
too much to what be so abusiveto people, like all this power,
Like I think it needs to betaken down. It does. I think
we're just over this shit. Likeall the big people me for myself,
like Beyonce A jay Z, LikeI don't discredit them, but just like
I'm not a fan of them asI was before. Like I think I'm
just like over just a bunch ofartists in the industry in general. I'm
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just like, hmm, you know, you move funny. Well, that's
the thing we keep putting these likepeople that move weirdly on these high pedestals
just because of who they are.And it's like whenever anybody can be an
influencer these days, like seriously,you gotta watch your actions. And yeah,
you're right, they should be heldaccountable if it's it's true. Of
course it's true, obviously, youknow, start if it's not. But
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you know, but I mean,if it's not happening, there is no
proof, there is no evidence there'ssomething you should worry about. But if
there is, But if there is, and if he's actually paranoid, then
why is that? Yeah? Imean also though, if like you have
some allegations gets to you on that, like you don't even know how to
ask weird, Like that's you're justlike what are you at that point?
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Right? Right? I don't know, we shall see what comes around goes
around, and I'm like, exposeit all. Yep, yep. Anyways,
let us know moving away from Drakeand Kendrick Lamar because I'll still be
listening to Drake what I'm upstairs withthat k song right now though not like
us. Yes, the ending,the ob Ho thing, I was like,
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okay, put my hand, justknow that at the pool party,
I'm dropping that one. Yeah thisway, Yeah, I definitely are you
my friend? Are we lot did? Yeah? I just know that's coming.
Yeah. So I'm gonna have apretty uh big pool party, I
guess at my house because we justgot a new pool. It's yeah,
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it's big. It's an amateur flyer, but see, we got a we
got a new pool, and I'mlike, I haven't been able to like
enjoy it with the friends because it'sbeen nothing but like kids. And I'm
like, yeah, I'm gonna haveone weekend. Maria already agreed, Mam
Maria, Mama Maria to take thekey. Yeah. I feel bad,
but at the same time, I'mlike, listen, I just want one
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day where I can get fucked upnext to the pool and like almost blackout,
you know, with all my friends, so it's not blackout, like
honestly, yeah, why not?Yeah? Well, I mean these kids
are still gonna want to eat afterwards. But yeah, but it's okay.
We're gonna have a good time andI can't wait to tell you guys all
about it because I feel like we'regonna have so much to talk about.
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I need to shave my butt.I gotta go to a party that too.
Yeah, because my cousins are comingdown from New Mexico. Girl must
then you lit as hell. Yeah, I know it's gonna be fun.
She's like, I don't. Idon't like to go anywhere sober. That's
true. Amen to that. I'mlike, damn, y'all are crazy,
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girl, That's what I'm saying.Like, I was really debating on if
I was going to do anything formy birthday, like to celebrate, because
I'm like, you Should'm already doingsomething Saturday, Sunday and then Monday we
have Polly d Like that is yourbirthday celebration though, poly d Oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna be like Polly, it's her birthday. That'll be so
fun. A Jersey turnpike for mybirthday. The way I'm gonna be like
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with my phone, just like thatthe way I will literally go crazy because
honestly, like talk about a childhooddream come true, not gonna be a
literal childhood true circle right there,Jersey. Sure, yeah, wow,
the reason why we party the waywe party. I honestly do think that
that's like watching that in high schoolfor sure, watching those episodes like during
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high school, I just like,we'll never forget how dramatic I was during
that time period. Like I waslike every time, like even when I
would find my brother, I waslike, come back, get your ass
me, come back, get out, Like every time every time I was
like, oh the jab I wouldcome out, like I didn't know who
I was would come out. Iwas like, wow, that's so funny
how we all like we all picka character because like for me, it
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was Snookie, oh for sure,because I was like, you know,
we're the short ones. And thenduring that time, I was like parties,
he where's the bitch? Where's that? I'm definitely more like like J
I think was a little bit morelike spicier, yeah, but but it
wasn't asked fun like I'm defininely funnest, Like I don't mind having my Kuchi
out, Well, that doesn't soundokay. I was. I'm definitely more
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meatballish, just taller. I havesome friends that were definitely Julina's you know,
even like well whatever, even likeher on the show now kind of
gives me the ick a little bit. Is she still like not the favored
one on the show? Sure?I don't think. Yeah, no,
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there's so much beef with her.I think they could have done better without
her. Yeah, but I meanyou need you need someone to stir sh
up. Sure, I think that'swhat they thought she was going to do.
But yeah, she's just doesn't Shedoesn't like being that person for the
show though I learned that. Well, sometimes when you have it in you,
you have it in you to Shethought that them bringing Sam back was
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going to be like, oh,they were gonna like, yeah, team
up against everybody, But no,it's still Angelina was cool with the girl.
She aired her ship out like aqueen. When she came back,
was straightforward, addressed everybody class veryyeah, and now they're cool. Like
at the end of the day,they experienced so much, whether it was
love and hate, like that's family. Yeah, I mean they're the ones
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that they through it no matter whatbecause Angelina left, and that just shows
how insecure of a woman you areif you're waiting for somebody to enter the
house to gang up on everybody else. Yeah, it's like, girl,
like, if you're fine and you'renot doing anything, then why are you
trying to you know, have somebodyon your team like you're you're just there.
That's right. She's just always beenthat insecure girl. For me,
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just very just nasty, very justnot fun. You know, we said
we were going to talk about likeourselves this episode. We totally forgot.
Oh yeah, we were gonna likedescribe kind of like who we are and
episode episode this episode, they kindof can see how we are. Just
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you know, one thing, don'ttake everything I says so literal. Yeah,
yeah, all three of us,this is just us having fun.
Yeah, but you know, beingchilling, funny, sip in tequila squa.
No for sure though episode three,we have to kind of a breakdown
of each one of us. Weshould do a reminder like on the phone
there's something, Yeah, we reallyI will forget. I'm going to be
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drinking, Like my mind is notgoing to be waiting to be next week,
dude, I got mom brain likepermanently now like today, I wanted
a red devil with my wavyitoes inthe morning, and I grabbed it from
the pantry and then I spent likea good fucking five minutes looking for it,
and I had it under my soacle. No way, dude. I
was like, where's the red devilon this time? And I was like,
are you look woosing? And I'mlike, no, it's not here,
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and I'm like, oh wow,I'm that woman now. Yeah,
And I'm not that. I wasn'teven drunk. I was just just being
a mom drunk. Yeah, honestlyconst native drunkness, even though they haven't
had anything. Your kids are socute though it's probably worth being a little
off sometimes they are cute very atleast you found the red devil. You
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didn't have none that would suck.You think you have something and you don't
special with food, dude, that'sirritaining, Like cheetos and I thought we
had pickles and I straight the lastfucking pickle. I was so pressed because
I you know, I got anotherby Cheetahs, thinking I was gonna have
a pickle at home. There wasno pickle. I was pickless down and
you read them dry, Dude,I can't, dude, no more like
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limon, yeah, chamoy and picklesin there. Literally, I'm so fucking
ghetto hung again all right for thatthat episode? Yeah you hear more about
it? Oh yeah three time untilnext time, until next time, Yeah, stay tuned