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April 10, 2025 18 mins
Alabama and Producer Blake have a hilarious Arts and Crafts day. Producer Blake was doing something at church that he shouldn't be doing. There are some things you should avoid telling Chat GPT in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama show.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I need your thoughts and prayers today. Okay, I did
something that I shouldn't have done.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I feel like this is an ongoing issue.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is, and I know I'm gonna go home and
it's gonna be bad when I go home after we
do the show today.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
It's gonna be real bad.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
I didn't put the puppy in his crate.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I left him laying on the couch. He looks so cozy.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
I don't care what you think. The dog is going
to be running amook in your house.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
I know he's going to destroy everything.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, I crayed him at night sometimes so that he
won't tear up the house while I'm asleep. And I
woke up at like three o'clock this morning and went
and laid on the couch and let him out for
about an hour before I got up to get ready
for work.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
And he was so cuddled up, so sweet steak Daddy's
at the house. I was like, he can wake up
and deal with it.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
You've left a live boll You looked at digging tom
pies right there in the living room.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Like.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
No, it's like good Tasmanian devil.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
He paying POGs around the house like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Have you seen the Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yes, I know. You don't even have to describe it
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
I know that is this freaking puppy. It's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Anyway, are there more dogs than it is? You could
be getting?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
They told me, I can't give it. It doesn't work.
It does the opposite for him and makes him more hyper.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
So he has ADHD for a dog. Yes, me and
him might get along.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh anyway, good morning, Thank you for listening to the show.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
We appreciate you. If you want to call in eight
three three five one, Bama is the number.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's what the hell headlines?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
On the Alabama Show, a dog named after Taylor Swift
got adopted after a highway chase. Why the dog led
the cops on a high speed chase?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Guess where it happened.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
There's no way it was Florida. It was in Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The Highway Patrol had to shut down a whole section
of the interstate before catching the dog. Like even one
of the ramps chasing the dog. They caught her. She
went to the Humane Society. They named her Taylor Swift
and then guess who adopted her? Please tell me it
was no the Palm Beach County Sheriff. They adopted her

(02:30):
and they're putting her in the Paws and Stripes Therapy
dog program.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Now that's a true love story if I've ever heard one.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show, Tabita, good morning.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
What are you doing right now?

Speaker 8 (02:45):
I am taking the kids to my in laws so
that way I can.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Go to work.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's awesome. And they're going to take the kids to school.
How many kids do you have too? Are they teenagers
or little kids?

Speaker 6 (02:58):
I have a five year old and a nine year
old that loves little Wayne.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Wait, why are you way your five year old listen
to the little lame.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, my nine year old.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Son year old. I'm just giving you a hard time.
Well you want to you want to play Super Easy Trivia?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Absolutely? All right, girl, I got the questions. Producer Blake
is your lifeline? Is everybody ready?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
All right, Tabitha, question number one, what country does pasta
come from?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Put your hand together?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Italy is correct? He's doing the mommy a hand, all right?
Who was the first man on the moon? Next question, Armstrong?
My nine year old's answering Alarmstrong.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
This seems to be are you smarter than a nine
year old?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
How does your nine.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Year old by that? That's all right. Last question for
the win, Tabitha.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Who is the only player on a soccer field that
can touch the ball with their hands?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Goally correct.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Congratulations, you just won super easy trivia.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
It's three things you need to know you with the Alabama.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Show, don't forget the cahab a Q kickoff is this
Saturday benefits breast cancer at Cahaba Brewing. It starts at twelve,
goes until four. Tickets if you get them in advance,
So if you get your tickets online right now, fifteen bucks.
It's twenty bucks at the door and all the proceeds.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Go to breast cancer. I'll be there judging too, so
come out. It's a good time.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
We have a list of the most mispronounced words in
the US in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
WARSA sharp number one is chapel ron.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's literally one of them.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yes, because I was saying chappelle ron it's chapel rone.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
The other one Number two sizza susa.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Things would be hard work.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Just wait, there's some more.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
People were saying s z a instead of scissor or scissor, uh, croissant?
Probably demure is number four? Do you say demure dem demure?
And number five Oregon people were saying oregne.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Oh, we have our boss? Does that? Does he.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Boss?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Ipe?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
You're listening to the show, it's Orgon? Okay, this one's
for you, Producer Blake. You remember how we talked about
Sabrina Carpenter being a character on Fortnite. Yeah, it's official,
and now it's going viral because people are doing adult
things with her Fortnite character.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I could have told you that before it even started.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
What is going on, Jimmy Fair.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's like stuff she already does in her concert, but
they're just like doing compromising positions. And now it's going
viral on everyone on the Internet and people are posting
clips of it and going they should never put Sabrina
Carpenter on Fortnight.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
So you found my TikTok?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
I did I found your TikTok? What is going on?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's although knowing Sabrina Carpenter she probably thinks.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's hilarious because she's very risky.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, I would put money on it.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
That's certain things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
To man producer Blake. What is the holiday that is
coming up?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Easter?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
And what do people celebrate on Easter?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Jesus?

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Yes? And what do they do? Egg What about eggs?
Come on, buddy, what about eggs?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
They color them?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, they do color them. But I'm going to read
you a story really quick. Easter is costing more because
eggs cost more, and people are throwing out the eggs
this year, and they're decorating other things like marshmallows, mateballs,
rocks and potatoes and even onions. Okay, do you know
where this is going yet?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I have an idea.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So today on the Alabama Show, Producer Blank, your mission.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Is we're gonna be decorating.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
We're doing arts and crafts today, not eggs because they
cost too much.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I have brought in.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Fusty and potato.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Lucid are very own the Easter potatoes.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
We're gonna paint them today. I got paint, I got
arts and crafts. We're gonna paint our Easter potatoes all morning.
My side of the table is gonna be destroyed by
you can paint whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I was gonna make us paint each other's faces and.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
See what happened.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
But they were like, oh, that's too much, don't do that,
Just paint Eastery.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Who's this?

Speaker 6 (07:51):
They?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Everybody that I talked.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
To, the Easter fairies, the Easter Bunny's friends, the Easter bunnies, elves, And.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Where did you get these East potatoes?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I don't the Easter Bunny laid them for us? Anyway?
Call the show eight three three five oh one Bama. Actually,
we'll let you vote luck colors.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
To paint them. Or are you doing something different for
Easter this year? Because eggs are super expensive. They were
like ten dollars a dozen the other day at the
grocery store, and.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I got a paint a potato.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
We are painting Easter potatoes because eggs.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Cost so much.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Jennifer, what do you do instead of painting Easter eggs?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
I by fake eggs off of Amazon. Are they cheaper
than the real eggs?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah? Are you painting them or are you getting the
ones that open and put money in them? We paint them.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
They come with like a little dye kit or we
use like the thing that spins and you can color them.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yes, Oh, I bet kraft Ay is so much funny your.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
House, Oh definitely. I'm a teacher, so we have a
lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Of Oh you know, well, do you have any tips
for producer Blake painting his Eastern potato today? Just have
fun with it.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
May It's okay, everything's washable.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Thank you. I think I needed to hear that.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Today we're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Are you ready for the big reveal of my Eastern potato?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
If you missed it, we're painting Eastern potatoes on the show.
Producer Blake is still painting his a minute. Follow the Alabama.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Show to see the photos of these. I painted a
bunny potato. We're doing this because eggs are too expensive.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (09:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Why didn't you make the house blue?

Speaker 10 (09:57):
The People's blog.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Because that's what color.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Peoples are, pupils are black, and eyes are bunny has
blue eyes.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Don't they don't they have this blue wives in my ears?
I need to know who Lord Farquhart is.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
He's from Shrick.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Just like to cut off yoursing the incredible You know
the lady that does all their easterbody with bags that's
ugly as son of bangs. I ever done song. Just
when you do not need to rescue, send the bag.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Following the Alabama Show, we'll look at producer Blanks in
a minute.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
on demand.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
We brought the Boss in to judge ours our Eastern
potatoes or no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna say boss, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
You can, you can do it?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Okay, yeah, all.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Right, Well we brought the Boss in to judge our Easter.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Potatoes that we have painted all morning. Producer Blake, would
you like to reveal yours?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, I'll reveal mine. It's it's a spider man.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I'm by the way, Alabama.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
And if you like introduced me that is that is
like I would see that in a dollar tree.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
That's how nice that is.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Okay, didn't you see that's really good?

Speaker 7 (11:29):
And I know what it is that. That's the that's
half of it. I know what you're trying to do.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
You have seen Producer Blake's Okay.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, moster mine laid on me. What do you.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Got, Holy Mother of Magdalen?

Speaker 9 (11:49):
You want?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
It's not a bunny?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Oh I forgot their potatoes and Blake's didn't look like
a potatoesus all this?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, that's this looks.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Like a horrible masked singer costume with a helmet, like
the new football padded helmets they're wearing.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Sorry, don't get a concussion. That's the bunny ears. It
looks like I gave it bangs.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
It looks like it has a head injury.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
If you saw this and you would be like if
you watch Shrek again, you'd be like, that's Lord Farkle,
that's Lord Halloween.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Amazing, amazing stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
How long did this take you, guys?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm scared to ask all morning?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Oh my gosh, who's who's do you think wins the contest?

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Overall?

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Who's wins The one that does not scare me in
my sleep is Producer Blake?

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Congratulations?

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, finally I want something.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's what the hell headlines?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (12:53):
On the Alabama show, ron Sea, Chris Face Planet chasing.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
A wheel of cheese.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Wait he fell while chasing a wheel of cheese.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yeah, he was on Wheel of Fortune, hosting as he does.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
He was chasing the wheel of cheese.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
By the way, did you know this week is iHeartRadio
Week all week long on Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 6 (13:14):
I did, And leading up to this, he's doing special
events and in one of the special events, he starts
to chase a fake wheel of cheese and face plants
on the floor.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh no, Also, can you imagine Vana White's like, oh
my god, our insurance doesn't cover this.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
R No. It's three things you need to know with
the E.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So we do have a severe weather potential this afternoon
into the night with a few strong storms. They're going
to roll in between seven and ten pm. So just
be weather aware. We do have a slight risk. Did
you see Justin confronted the paparazzi yesterday and it was
not good?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
I didn't see the most recent one, but he does
this whole.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Listen to this good morning?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
No not. Basically he's yelling at them and he is
not okay. And he has made comments before about his
angry issues, and he was yelling at them you care
more about money than people, which is truely, like the
paparazzis stand outside of people's houses and their hotels and

(14:30):
stuff in harass on.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, I think that's a little outrageous.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Here are the things you should never tell chat Chat GPT, pretty.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Suit, Blake, I'm talking to you, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Number one, your passwords they could end up on the
dark web one day. Apparently people are saying to remember
their passwords stuff that could be used to steal your identity,
like your passport information or social Security number, a legal activity,
even if you are just joking.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I wish we had done this from a week ago.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Oh no, because it is being tracked.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, and don't tell chat GPT any embarrassing secrets because
hackers can get in and use those secrets to blackmail
you for money.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Have you done this?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Just be careful way you tell chat GPT, it's not
a real person. Don't be safe. They don't keep secrets.
That's three things you need to know. More at Thealabama
Show dot com, you were listening to the Alabama Show
on dement Allison Good morning.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Do you have good news?

Speaker 9 (15:42):
I do.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I'm getting married this weekend.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
What are the bridesmaid's dresses? What color are they?

Speaker 7 (15:51):
So?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Is garden party themed? So they're all different colors and floral.
How long have you been dating your fiance? We've been
there dating over five years. Oh girl, it's time. Congratulations.
Where's your honeymoon going to be?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
We're going to cruise to the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Girl, you are set. Congrat that is exciting. We'll send
us pictures after you get married this weekend. Tag the
Alabama Show when you post them. Okay, we'll do it.
Was so nice to.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Talk to you.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
What'd you do to almost get kicked out of church?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I placed a bit while we were listening to the sermon.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. What was going on?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Because Producer Blake, if you missed it, you go to
church every Sunday. You teach the kids at church on Sundays,
don't you?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
That is correct?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
All right?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
So we were done with Sunday school. We head straight
down and I hear that the preacher is out of
town running a race in Disney, and they have a
fill in preacher who is a deacon there, so we
always know when he gets up there, it's gonna be
hit or miss.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
If he says one thing controversial on stage could be anything.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
So me and my friends in a group chat, go, Hey,
I said, I bet he doesn't say anything controversial today.
Two other people said, Oh, yeah, I bet he does.
I even got money on it, like what.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Kind of controversial? Give me one that he said?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Okay, all right, nothing like too bad, but enough to
be much for you, betting ten bucks each.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
At church here to celebrate Jesus.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well that one?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Did he say anything?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I won?

Speaker 6 (17:37):
He didn't say anything controversial Sunday, but he has a
habit of doing to everyone's while just sprinkle it in
like real quick.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
So did you just get ten dollars off of your
pastor at church?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I got a free lunch. They paid for my lunch
because I won. So I hope he doesn't hear this
because he's gonna be like, what.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna pray for you.
Dear Jesus, please save Producer Blake.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I am saved by the way from.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Betting in church.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
We're sorry he came into your establishment to worship you
and your Holy Ghost and.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Then made money off of it. Isn't that illegal? Didn't
you break so many laws?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
You broke a commandment that's definitely a tenth commandment.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
That's where it is.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Whatever you learn the commandments, you get back to me.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
If you want to pray for Blake. Called the show
eight three three five oh one, bamit thee.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
Alabama Show on demand. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
How do you feel about the show today?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It went phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
You gotta go see the photo of our Easter potatoes
we painted. Follow the Alabama Show everywhere.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
We'll post those and we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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