June 29, 2023 • 34 mins
Alabama had meat for the FIRST TIME in almost 10 years! Listen to find out if she liked it or not! DJ New Era went on vacation and his guest wouldnt' shut up. Plus how to be irresistable to men in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. Hey, what's
up? How are you? I'mlovely? What you do yesterday? A
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lot of stuff? You don't wantto talk about it? You're guilty?
What are you guilty of? Almostkicking somebody? And you know what?
Oh? Eric got in an argumentwith somebody yesterday? Yeah, okay,
really want to talk about it?Do you welcome to therapy? Tell me
why you're so upset? I boughta car from somebody about three months ago.
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Oh lord, the car had nothingon it. You know. I
like my fast and furious suit up. So Era has a hobby and you
should go follow him on Instagram,the DJ Era follow the Alabama Show.
We'll share it. Era like getscars and like you've got a purple car?
Yes, well, anyway, Ilike cars. When I bought this
car and this guy told me hewouldn't work on the car until I bought
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the car. Yeah, and I'mlike, all right, cool, here's
the money. Put it in yourhand. I said, take your time,
but don't take forever. He said, how soon you need a bag?
How many months has it been?It's been three months? And I
told him, I said, dogat least. That's like a trimester.
If you were pregnant, you wouldlike just be barely baking in the oven.
It's all right, nine months followthe rule of pregnancy. Women wait
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nine months all the time. That'sthat's light. This is a car.
How long do you wait before youtell somebody you love him? Um?
Years, years, maybe six months, maybe six months to a year.
Then that's the time frame. Youshould get your car back, six months
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to a year. Why do youwant to hold to him year to tell
somebody you love him? Because youhave to figure them out. You have
to make sure that before you usethat word, this is what you truly
mean. I am dating somebody andI the whole year has passed, the
day haven't said I love you yet, I'm out. No, that means
you're emotionally unavailable. That's not true. If he wasn't available for you,
he wouldn't be with you mentally.Now, that just means he's getting good.
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That's not what that is. Well, that could be a mental connection
too, But which one do youwant for a man to have you mentally?
Up here in my head, yourhead or just mentally? What are
we even talking about anymore? Wewent from a car to love to mental
connection, call the shot. I'mready to plug something right now. Good
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morning is the number? How's yourday going? What the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the AlabamaSHAW A man pose as a Vegas hotel
owner and stole over one million dollars. Now the next time I go to
Vegas to DJ, I'm sliding withthis guy. Guess how old he is?
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Gotta be under twenty one? Twentythree years old? Eric Guterres.
He pretended to be the owner ofCirca Hotel and casino in downtown Las Vegas.
And what he did is he convincedone of the hotel employees, the
casino cage supervisor, to give hima million dollars in fake payments for fire
safety equipment. You know that persongot fired who gave the stranger his money?
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I wish you could have got awaywith it. Ara, next time
you got to wear a suit whenyou go to Vegas and be like,
I'm the owner of this hotel.I need a million dollars. Hey,
you go come bio me out?Why you super easy Trivia with the Elama
Michelle, Good morning, Felicity,Where are you calling from? Calling from
Pelity? What are you doing today? I love pell City, Pella Pelsity
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too. Whoo who named you?Oh my god? I like your name.
That's why X thank you And it'sVielicity with a V, not an
F. Felicity. What are youdoing this morning? I'm headed to work
this morning. Where do you work? What do you do? I work
at all, Chris, And I'ma dispatch coordinator. I wait for like
nine one one or like no foreighteen wheelers. Oh so you get to
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talk to all the hot daddy truckersall day. Daddy truckers. Where they're
going all day? Oh yeah,route them to my house. Okay,
this is what's going on right now, Felicity bla city. Have you seen
truck taught with the truckers. Yeah, there's some hot ones out there.
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Are it's a whole it's a wholenew thing. Just are you calling to
play Super Easy Trivia? Here's howit works. Asked the questions de January
is your lifeline? Are you readyready? Question number one? What is
the closest planet to the sun?Does she hang up? Just sit out?
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Notice we just lost her Era You'regonna play for Felicity. Now you're
sitting in Question number one, whatis the closest planet to the Sun.
We'll go with Mars. It's Mercury. Who against it? I'm watching to
see if Felicity calls back. Sheprobably drove through a background in pel City.
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Question number two, what sounds canyou hear in space? No sounds?
That is it? Good job sounds? Trick question and last one and
super easy trivia. Djanuarra filling infor Felicity, whose phone just dropped while
we were having a great conversation withher. What grows from acorns? Oh?
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Man, I don't know this one. Well what acorns fall off of
a tree? Right? What kindof tree? Uh? I don't know?
Okay, well they fall off ofa tree. So what grows out
of acorns? Plants? What kindof plants? I don't know? A
tree? A tree plant? Yeah, it's the seed of the tree.
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So a tree, an oak tree? Just congratulat question? Yes, congratulations
area you one. I guess whatI'm with my prize. You get to
keep your job. That's fair enough. There's three things you need to know.
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Do you refrigerate your ketchup or leaveit out? I keep it in
the fridge. This has been agreat debate apparently with people online. So
hines catch up just right in becausesome people leave it out and like they're
ketch up at room temperature makes itfresh. Haines said, you keep it
in the refrigerator at all time.The best way to maintain the taste.
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Do you put tomatoes in the fridgeor leave them out? I don't even
eat like whole tomatoes. Oh what, okay, I'll eat tomato like the
Ketchup ketch Up version. I lovetomatoes. I'll leave them out of the
fridge. Are ants poster frigerad Madonna, did you see this? She was
in the ICU for a few days. I saw this at the hospital.
Nobody knew. Apparently she had aserious bacterial infection. Her manager says that
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her health is getting better. She'sexpected to make a full recovery, but
she's still in the hospital. Herdaughter found her unresponsive. Wow, so
she has to postpone her world tour. It was going to start in a
few weeks and oh she can't doit right now? What Donna, Well,
take care of your health first.Yeah, that's true. If you
were sick, I wouldn't say nodo the shell air let me Still you
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want to do the show in yourhospital bed. That's what I was gonna
say. No, don't. I'ma huge advocate of no, don't do
that. Like I had a strokea few years ago at working for another
radio station and the boss was like, let's get her on the air while
she's in the ICU. We werelike, no, that's so inconsiderate.
See, that's what I'm an advocateof. If you were in the hospital,
take care of your health first.Okay, we are under a heat
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advisory until tomorrow night. Scary.Also, air quality level is trash.
So the experts say, here's howyou can keep your house a little bit
cooler, because have you noticed Inoticed yesterday. It may be different for
you because you live in apartments,but I noticed era my house was not
as cold as it normally gets.And here is why they say, your
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air conditioner is only gonna be abouta twenty degree drop from outside. Most
cooling systems, that's all they cando. So even if you set it
at seventy, if it's one hundreddegrees outside, it can only operate at
eighty at the hardest it's going.So here's the trick. Drop the temperature
real low at night, that's gonnamake the bill go up. No,
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you drop not like real low.You drop it to like sixty five at
night, so that in the morning, when the temperature starts going up,
your house is cool and we'll staycooler longer. Gonna say sixty five,
it's gonna make it go up.If you're trying to get it down to
seventy and it's one hundred degrees outsideand it can only do eighty, it's
gonna be for a few days.You're just gonna have to get over it.
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They also say make sure like yourwindow, your blinds are closed and
your windows are closed, because that'llkeep the cool in. And if you
have an outside unit, make sureit's clear from debris. Clean it up.
To remember, based off some acwhy not just you know, get
some popsicles, lay around the house, nice and cool, no shirt on.
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It's only me, and you know, might not everybody in their house.
Is only one person in the house, you know, sitting naked and
you're on your couch and some kidscome walking in from school. Hey dad,
you know what, I don't haveany kids, So what do the
people that I have kids do?Why would they even be better? If
I'm sitting on my couch in myhouse. I used to literally, when
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I'm not talking about you, I'mtalking about everybody in our listening area.
That's a good question. They betterfigure it out. I'm thinking you're trying
to save money. Okay, that'sthree things you need to know. Marthea
Alabama Show dot Com. You're listeningto Alabama in the morning. Demand.
We're gonna play a game right now, d January, let's play. Here's
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the game. This is what it'scalled. Are you ready? Yes?
How well do you know your coworker? Kind of game? Is this?
Alabama? How long have I beena vegetarian for over ten years?
Okay, there was a little cheaptime in there. Yeah, eight years.
It's been eight years since I've hadmet You can't really count that though.
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Okay, what have I been?What am I doing right now to
lose weight? You're on some kindof diet that requires you to only eat
small portions throughout the day. Lastweek, what did I say? I
was starving? Right? And whatdid I say? I wanted to take
a steak? Where are we goingwith this? Last night there was a
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guy, a guy I've been hangingout with. Oh, it comes over
to the house. He came over. We had a date. Don't make
this dirty. He asked if hecould come over and cook me dinner.
Oh, I took a picture ofsaid dinner, and I want I'm going
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to show you a picture. Thispicture is just for you, okay,
and I want you to describe whatis the dinner? All right? Let
me see this. Oh, thisis beautiful asparagus, A sirloin steak,
well done? Is this? It'sa filet mignon and it was medium rare.
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But I hate a freaking steak.Cook his whole meal. I made
the asparagus, He made the mushroomsin the in the steak, and I
did the asparagus in the salad.I thought, I wish your word.
Husband. You don't even do thisfor me. You cook the asparagus.
What the hell you're missing rudy saladwith strawberries. You hadn't love You're missing
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the whole point. No, I'mnot. For the first time in almost
a decade, I ate meat.Meat. I had a joke, but
I got a joke too, Ihad all of me. How was it?
How did it take? Dude?I will tell you it was so
freaking amazing. It was great,and I was watching because we were both
nervous because it's been almost eight yearsand it can either have gone one of
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two ways. I could have lovedthe steak or it could have been miserable.
And the reason this all started waslast week we went on a date.
He ordered a steak at a seafoodrestaurant. They didn't cook it right.
He sent it back twice and weended up going to the grocery store
buying a steak, and he cookedhis own steak at my house. You're
in love, And I was like, I have been thinking about that steak
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for a week and drooling. Willyou make me mistakes? So earlier this
week he asked if he could comeover and cook me dinner and did.
He brought wine and dessert too,And a man cooks for you, that's
how you know it's for real.Oh lord. He in that kitchen,
sweedting and working with his apron onover to drinking the wine like I was.
So he was like watching me.He was like, you could tell
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he was nervous if I was gonnalike the steak or not. And I
was nervous because I cut a biteand I was looking at it, and
I held it in my fork andI stared at it for a good probably
sixty seconds before I ate it.I thanked the cow for sacrificing its life
for me. Did you go ona hippie rant? Did you go on
a hippie ramt? No, thiswas all in my head. I did
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not let him know. I wasjust sitting there looking at it, because
that's the thing. I became avegetarian ten years ago to lose weight.
And then I watched the documentaries andI love animals like I cannot eat chicken.
So what's the next thing that's gonnahappen with this mystery guy? Well,
let's keep it back. The nextthing with him, I don't know.
I hope he cooks me dinner forever. That was great. That was
the greatest food ever. Oh ohgod, you great? Right? How
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great? I'm a scaleful one toten. So here's the thing. I
think I'm gonna let my self starteating steak like once a month. Are
you sure about this? Yeah?It was delicious and I want I want
the meat, Okay, helldo so? I mean, we all know I'm
not gonna eat chicken because I'm raisingchickens. So I refused to do that.
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I've been eating fish fish, Itold him yesterday. I've been eating
shrimp on this diet, and seafoodis my gateway drug. Now I want
steaks again. So here's what Iwant to know. Call the show.
Eight three three five one Bama isthe number. Where's the best place to
get a steak? Where's your favoritesteak? Where's yours? Era? Lobsters
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you that's it's the true I say, never got a steak from a seafood
place. So call a show.Eight three three five one Bama is the
number. Best place to get asteak. I'm starting steak again. Lobster
is at Michael's. Oh oh lord. Anyway, it was a good date,
I bean, it was a gooddate. You love your steak,
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don't it? Was it will done? Was it will done? Medium?
Rare, medium rare. Tell methe joke. He's got Aaron's got Aaron
wants to me. Okay, we'redone. Just call the show right three
three five one Bama. Catch upon Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Good morning, here's this, Good
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morning, this is Chris. Iknew you were going to call today.
Chris is going down in the studio. He's going down, Meat is going
down, New mirror. What areyou stop it? Don't make this dirty,
don't make it dirty. What doyou want to know, Chris?
What do you want to know?I'm just talking about what's going down.
I don't know where your mind went. Alabama a little okay. So here's
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what's funny, because Chris has messagedme on Instagram. By the way,
you can follow the Alabama show.And you've said this on the show before.
You were like, get that guyto cook your steak shirts in the
kitchen when he cooks for you.And so yesterday I was laughing so hard
in the middle of our dinner andhe goes, what's so funny? And
he listens to the show and healways says, I think I like that
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Chris guy. He was shirtless becausewhen he got to my house from work,
he had to take a shower andhe forgot to bring a change of
clothes, and so I was like, what are you going to wear tomorrow?
He goes, well, do youmind if I wash my clothes while
I'm here? So I threw hisclothes in the washer. So he had
to cook dinner in a towel etw extra work. I laughed in the
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middle of dinner. I laughed inthe middle of dinner. I was like,
Oh, Chris is going to bereal happy about this. I am.
This makes me smile on the insideon the outside, this was wonderful.
And I have to say, bigcrops here, gentlemen, for not
serving you well done leather. Ah. Yeah, I'm proud of him for
getting serving you a proper state.He refused to let me eat a stay
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well done. It had to bemedium rare, and he made me like
cut into the middle of it.Why do I have dirty thoughts in my
head? This is awkward? Ilove it anyway, Damn steaky, I
have broken my vegetarianism. Chris,You're the best. Thanks for calling.
I didn't even tell you the hottestpart of the date. What's the hottest
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part of the date? If youmissed it a second ago? The guy
I'm seeing brought over a steak andcooked me my first steak that I've eaten
in eight years because I'm broke beinga vegetarian for it. It was so
good. But here was the hottestpart. I did even tell you this
This was the greatest thing he did. And if you're an old lady listening
to the show, you will understandwhy this is so sexy. He after
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we were done eating, he goes, stay there, and he got up
and he took the dishes and putthem all in the scene, and he
cleaned off the table. And thenhe had cheesecake. He brought his cake
and he pulled the two pieces outand put them on plates and set down
the dessert and he was like,here you go. Did he really a
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lot of time? Did he reallysay it like that? Like stay there?
Yeah? He was like, hegoes, stay stay right there.
You think he batman a song,You think he's smooth, He is smooth.
Well I'm the only Batman here now, Okay. Well, anyway,
he cleaned the kitchen and that isthe hottest thing out of the entire day.
I will look down him and Iwas like, oh my god,
thank you. Let's see how longthat led call the show eight three three
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five one. Bama is the number. Catch up with Alabama in the morning
on the I Heart radio app orwherever you listen to podcasts. I ate
steak for the first time in almostten years yesterday how was it? It
was delicious. I actually really likedit. And Aaron, it's so funny
because last week you were like,don't need a steak. You know what
steaks are good for bodybuilding. WellI'm not a bodybuilder. I just I
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wanted some meat and so stop it. There you guys I'm seeing brought me.
He cooked me a steak, Hecooked me dinner yesterday. Just oh
my god, eight three three fiveone bamas the number, Kelly, good
morning, Yes, good morning.Oh are you calling about steak or the
new guy? Well? Yeah,I want more geats on on the new
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guy? Oh boy, yeah hehas a beard. So we were talking
at dinner last night and I waslike, if I talk about you on
the air, what do I callyou? And he goes, that's a
good question. What do you callme? And I said, well,
you know, I've been telling youso much how you're my hero because every
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time he comes over he fixes somethingat the cabin, Like he he's mounted
my TV, he fixed my barndoor. The other day, he ordered
parts to fix my hot tub.He's fixed. Like every time he comes
over, he fixes something. AndI was like, you're my hero.
So I think then I'm gonna startcalling you on the air Batman. No,
No, not Batman, nobody getsthat. Not Batman show. No,
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oh God, go with iron Man, go with the Marvel care.
I was gonna Actually I first wentwith Superman because I was like, I
can't call you Batman because Earra thinkshe's Batman. And he was like,
Oh, tell Earra that you're goingto call me Batman. No, he's
not getting that title Superman. Ithink, I think, I don't know.
We'll come up with the name.Superman. Got a weakness too.
Superman can beat Batman all day long. Have you seen Oh you want to
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go there? Well you go downthat, Kelly. I love you.
You know what thor can up anyother but thought it was a good one
too. You're the best. Thanksfor calling the show. I love y'all.
What the hell? It's what thehell headlines on the La Mishaw hey
Man accidentally donated fifteen thousand dollars insteadof one hundred and fifty. Why that's
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a lot of damn man. Andit was to a charity. It was
on an accident. Then it wasfor his neighbor and this charity that he
was doing for, like hunger peoplewho were starving. So he went to
hit one hundred and fifty dollars.He accidentally put in an extra zero and
made it fifteen thousand, and itwas on go fund me, and so
it charged him and now it doesn'tknow how to get it back. Well,
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you know what, that's a goodcall. So it's a huge tax,
right off, you know that,right? Okay, But Erona,
you have fifteen thousand dollars to justgive away right now, No, ma'am,
why there's three things you need toknow. Hey, don't forget you
can win a thousand dollars. Whoneed it? And everybody needs a thousand
dollars. You pay your bills.You may need it for your power bill
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from running the AC for the nextcouple of days because it's gonna be so
Hotles, we're giving away a thousanddollars. Keep listening for your chance to
win all day long on this stationand you will. You will hear the
keyword and then you can text intoone. Did you see Chrissy Teaguan and
John Legend Welcome to a surprise,baby boy. She announced that yesterday.
I'm serious, this is the biggestheadline baby Boy. Via surrogate. So
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she announced this on Instagram. Here'spart of the post. I'm paraphrasing.
It's not the whole post because itwas long, but she said, for
as long as I can remember,I've always wanted four children. After losing
Jack, I didn't think I wouldbe able to carry any more babies on
my own because remember she had lostone of her babies in twenty twenty one.
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We reached out to a surrogacy agencyand she said, that's when I
also started IVF and I told Johnthat I would try to carry one more
baby. If it didn't work,then we would stick with only surrogacy.
And that's how they got their daughter, Luna if she had her. So
then she said, about the sametime, we met the most incredible,
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loving, compassionate surrogate and I knewshe was a perfect match for us the
moment that we spoke, just minutesbefore midnight on June nineteenth. This month,
I got to witness the most beautifulwoman give birth with strength and pure
joy and love. And this wasto their baby boy who's just born.
His name is Wren Alexander Stevens.I do too. I give you all
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of me, all of me Iguess that's the risk of the song.
It's all I know, it's allI love them. I think they are
a great couple and they deserve happiness. They deserve this. They've had a
hard they had a hard time whenit comes to babies, and so I'm
really happy for them. God isgood. How to be irresistible to men,
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According to a male relationship expert,I want you to tell me if
this is all correct. There's threethings. Number one, be true to
who you are. Don't try tobe who you think the person wants you
to be, because then you're notauthentic and men can see right through that.
True. I think this is alsotrue for guys, like I've dated
guys before who have not been themselves, and girls see right through it too.
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So always be authentic, true,don't try to be somebody else.
Number two, show interest, butmake him whoa this is so confusing.
Make him work. The psychology iswhen you have to work for something,
it becomes more valuable. So,like say you meet a guy at a
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bar. Here's the example. Ifyou meet a guy at the bar and
he's flirting with you and it's yourfirst time meeting him, you sit and
you flirt with him for a littlebit, and he talked to him.
But then you say, Okay,I'm gonna go back and talk to my
friends for a little bit, butfeel free to come bug me later.
That way, you know that we'reinterested. We're not spending all of our
attention on you, but you knowyou can come back and talk to us.
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If I'm at a bar with myhomies, Hey, all right,
cool, I got your number.I hit you up deuces then I would
then I would be like, oh, you're a player, and then I
am true because then I put itin the work on the back end.
That's why, Yeah, you areputting in the work on the back end.
How did you get that? Fromnew Tap into your femininity? Number
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three? That's steaking got you trip? It doesn't. So when people say
tap into your femininity in the worldtoday, a lot of women will be
like, oh, you mean jimMy Star. But that's not what this
means. Like, if you're astrong woman in the workplace, you work
with me, era, I ama strong woman in the workplace. I
would even agree that I am thesethings. Strong women tend to be more
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aggressive, have a strong handshake,and are competitive, and I am this
way at work. This does notand these are all masculine traits and it
works at work, but not ona date. What the expert says is,
when you're on the date, justlet the businesswoman take a break for
a bit and just show your carryinga nurturing side. I guess I don't.
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You don't agree with that, Okay, So if I'm on a date
with you and i's like I doat work, you would enjoy the date.
I don't think you would. Istill want you to have a voice,
if that makes sense. Yeah,you still have a way. It
doesn't say don't have a voice.Have a voice, still be yourself.
Just don't like you can be masculinewith me. I don't mind, as
long as you don't put me inthe head like a body slam me.
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I got to go. I wantto make a joke so bad right here,
but I'm not. Okay, that'sjust we gotta three things. The
Alabama Show dot Com. Here's what'scoming up next on the Alabama Show.
What's awesome in your Life? MyLife? You finally ate a steak meal.
We want to hear your feel goodstories. Eating a steak meal could
be a what's awesome? That bitsomebody texted in the other day and said
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their kids slept the whole night throughwithout waking up. That's what's awesome.
There's nothing too small to celebrate.Call the show eight three three five one
Bama or text the keyword Alabama andyou're what's awesome to three zero three eight
to catch off with Alabama in themorning on the iHeart Radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts Ara, tellme something awesome in your life right now?
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We get a three day weekend,four day weekend. Oh yeah,
the fourth of July. Celebrate.You're gonna do fireworks. It's my dad's
birthday on the fourth, So don'tyou do a birthday party every year for
your doubt on the fourth? Icecream and fireworks. That is a what's
awesome everything. There's no thing toosmall to celebrate. Everything can be what's
awesome. We want to hear thegood news in your life. Eight three
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three five one Bama is the numberof Good morning, Randall, how's it
going? Want to tell you myown was awesome to me? My grand
baby got to come home today?Boy or girl? Boy or girl Randall?
Boy, oh boy, what's hisname. I love it? Is
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this your first grandson? Second?Are you gonna? Are you the kind
of granddad that spoils your grandkids?And then when you when they go home
to parents, they're like, Dad, why did you just do that?
Yep, that's what my daughter says. Oh, I love it. I
can't wait. I bet you areso excited for him to get older and
you can take him fishing and doall the fun things. Yes, ma'am,
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Yes, that is a great what'sawesome? Thanks for calling the show
and sharing. Yes, ma'am,you have a good day. Catch up
with Alabama in the morning on theiHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Who in your life doesn't know whento be quiet? A lot of
people, A lot of people Alabama. By the way, thanks for listening
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to the Alabama Show yesterday. Iwas like, Ara, what do you
want to talk about on the showtomorrow? He goes, oh, Man,
I don't know if I want tothrow this person under the bus,
and I was like, just sayit. He was like, I don't
want to. I don't want tothrow him under the bus. But something
that urts me. Well, I'vebeen traveling a lot lately, for work
because I DJ yep, and whenI'm traveling, I like to have a
piece of mind. When I havedowntime, I like to relax. Okay,
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So if I'm sitting on the beachsomewhere cooling, what happened This person
wouldn't shut up. That's what happened. Aaron had a friend, yes,
that talked about everything under the singing. I'm sitting down trying to relax,
So what do you think about this? Think about that? And I'm like,
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I got a gig to go toit nine o'clock to knowledge. You
want to sit here and catch abreeze and drink what? Okay? Did
you say that? I wanted toso bad? But you can tell from
just listening to her she doesn't havewhat's the word I'm looking for without sounding
so mean? Well, just thendon't say if you think it's gonna be
made. If you can't say anythingnice, don't say anything at all.
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But okay, so she kept askingquestions? Then what was another time you
were trying to relax? Since shewould keep talking. I hate when like
if I have just taken a biteof food, If you're at dinner with
somebody and they ask you a questionand you can't say anything. You're trying
to eat your food. That's that'swhen. That's when. Before I went
to my gig, I went toget a steak meal of food, and
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the whole time I'm sitting there,I'm truly trying to just think about how
good it is, and also thinkabout the music that I'm going to play
going to this gig. It's excited, I get it, but you need
those moments. When did she whatdid she ask? I've never had a
long out of iced tea. Iwonder how it tastes, I'm thinking,
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or you like, do you honestlythink Chef Ramsey serves a long out nice
te here? Like? For really, this is the hard part too.
If you're out at dinner and you'retrying to read the menu to decide what
you want to order, and peoplekeep talking and you can't read the menu.
Or here's one I would call theshow eight three three five O one
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bama. When do you hate itwhen people talk to you and won't stop
talking, Or if you have aperson in your life who doesn't know when
to quit. Here's one and Imiss it now because my mom passed away.
But this was the first time Itook my mom to get a pedicure.
Getting a pedicure is my me time. I take a book, I
sit and read a book. Iturned the massage chair on. I feel
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the massage chair. Sometimes I'll justlay back and close my eyes and relax.
Pedicures are my thing. I broughtmy mom to get a pedicure with
me, and the whole time shewas like, what do you think about
this color? Well? What aboutthis? Well? What about this?
And I like, I was literallyreading a book, and I would keep
shutting the book and look at herand I'd be like, yes, Mom,
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what do you want? Sometimes yougot to tell people to rule though.
When you do stuff for you thatinvolves you, that's for you.
You include that quiet. It soundsso bad, it does. But another
time is when you go to themovies. Oh god, if somebody talks
their movie Helena, that's the worst. Call the show. What's the worst
(31:17):
time for you? Eight three threefive one is the number you're listening to
Alabama in the morning on demand.Hero went on vacation and brought a friend,
and the friend would and quit talkingto it. You know what,
Next time, remind me to inviteyou. Oh, I won't shut up
either, you know me, Italk a lot. Yeah, but you
get the message though at some point, Oh yeah, I do. I
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go do my own thing. Eightthree three five one Bamma is the number?
What is the time that you hatewhen people keep talking to you?
Like I was saying, like ifI'm trying to read a menu at dinner,
era you said at the movies eightthree three five one Bama? Or
text the keyword Alabama and your messageto three zero three eight two? Good
morning? Who's this? This isLeanne? Leanne? When is your When
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do you hate when people won't quittalking when I'm getting a massage? Oh?
Absolutely? And the missus, likeI've had both. I want it
quiet, and then I've had amissus that talks the whole time. Yes,
I'm trying to enjoy the money Ipaid you to just rub me.
(32:22):
Yes, And you're sitting there talkingald time and getting more tense because I'm
like, please just hush. Whata question? And somebody asked you why
getting a massage? Oh? Theyask you everything. They just talk like
sometimes I've had a massage. Personlike just talk about life, like,
so where do you live? Tellme about your life, tell me about
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work, and then you start talkingabout work while you're trying to forget about
work and get your BackRub quiet exactly. I love you, Leanne, Yes,
exactly, Thank you for calling.Thank you. Here's a list of
times that you wish people would justshut up. When you're at dinner chick,
when you're getting a pedicure, understandthat one Leanne just called and said,
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when you're getting a massage, that'sa definitely one eight three three five
one BAMA is the number to shareyours, Charles. When do you hate
it when somebody talks to you andwon't stop? Honestly, this has very
far in few in between. Butwhen I'm in line at the gas station
gas I'm just trying to get mystuff and get it off behind him,
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they start striking up a conversation andjust like or if I'm in a hurry.
If I'm in a hurry and thegas station attendant has been there all
night, it's the end of theirday because I'll go like if I'm running
late for work in the morning,and they'll start like oh, and they'll
tell you their whole life story,and You're like, I have got to
go. I have got to getto work again, right like, I'm
(33:50):
just trying to get mad the redbull and get out there. I love
it. Charles. Thank you.Catch off with Alabama in the Morning on
the IHRT Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcast. Do you want to
look at the picture of my steakmeal one more time? Bring that energy
here one morning, cook that andbring it here for me. I don't
know how to cook a steak.I've been a vegetarian for ten years.
(34:12):
You want me to cook me?You do not want me to cook me.
You know what, you probably won'tputting a season in on it.
I will season. But what happensis I grilled burgers for my friends the
other day and I burnt them andthey were shrunk and they looked like little
quarters. Anyway, we're done.If you missed what happened, and I
broke my vegetarianism of eight years andhad the steak the best steak ever.
(34:34):
Feels good, doesn't it. I'mso hungry right now I want to go
eat some more. Anyway, Downloadthe Alabama Show on demand on the iHeartRadio
app. We're done. We'll seeyou tomorrow. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the morning on demand
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. Hey, what's
up? How are you? I'mlovely? What you do yesterday? A
(00:23):
lot of stuff? You don't wantto talk about it? You're guilty?
What are you guilty of? Almostkicking somebody? And you know what?
Oh? Eric got in an argumentwith somebody yesterday? Yeah, okay,
really want to talk about it?Do you welcome to therapy? Tell me
why you're so upset? I boughta car from somebody about three months ago.
(00:45):
Oh lord, the car had nothingon it. You know. I
like my fast and furious suit up. So Era has a hobby and you
should go follow him on Instagram,the DJ Era follow the Alabama Show.
We'll share it. Era like getscars and like you've got a purple car?
Yes, well, anyway, Ilike cars. When I bought this
car and this guy told me hewouldn't work on the car until I bought
(01:06):
the car. Yeah, and I'mlike, all right, cool, here's
the money. Put it in yourhand. I said, take your time,
but don't take forever. He said, how soon you need a bag?
How many months has it been?It's been three months? And I
told him, I said, dogat least. That's like a trimester.
If you were pregnant, you wouldlike just be barely baking in the oven.
It's all right, nine months followthe rule of pregnancy. Women wait
(01:27):
nine months all the time. That'sthat's light. This is a car.
How long do you wait before youtell somebody you love him? Um?
Years, years, maybe six months, maybe six months to a year.
Then that's the time frame. Youshould get your car back, six months
(01:49):
to a year. Why do youwant to hold to him year to tell
somebody you love him? Because youhave to figure them out. You have
to make sure that before you usethat word, this is what you truly
mean. I am dating somebody andI the whole year has passed, the
day haven't said I love you yet, I'm out. No, that means
you're emotionally unavailable. That's not true. If he wasn't available for you,
he wouldn't be with you mentally.Now, that just means he's getting good.
(02:15):
That's not what that is. Well, that could be a mental connection
too, But which one do youwant for a man to have you mentally?
Up here in my head, yourhead or just mentally? What are
we even talking about anymore? Wewent from a car to love to mental
connection, call the shot. I'mready to plug something right now. Good
(02:36):
morning is the number? How's yourday going? What the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the AlabamaSHAW A man pose as a Vegas hotel
owner and stole over one million dollars. Now the next time I go to
Vegas to DJ, I'm sliding withthis guy. Guess how old he is?
(03:00):
Gotta be under twenty one? Twentythree years old? Eric Guterres.
He pretended to be the owner ofCirca Hotel and casino in downtown Las Vegas.
And what he did is he convincedone of the hotel employees, the
casino cage supervisor, to give hima million dollars in fake payments for fire
safety equipment. You know that persongot fired who gave the stranger his money?
(03:23):
I wish you could have got awaywith it. Ara, next time
you got to wear a suit whenyou go to Vegas and be like,
I'm the owner of this hotel.I need a million dollars. Hey,
you go come bio me out?Why you super easy Trivia with the Elama
Michelle, Good morning, Felicity,Where are you calling from? Calling from
Pelity? What are you doing today? I love pell City, Pella Pelsity
(03:45):
too. Whoo who named you?Oh my god? I like your name.
That's why X thank you And it'sVielicity with a V, not an
F. Felicity. What are youdoing this morning? I'm headed to work
this morning. Where do you work? What do you do? I work
at all, Chris, And I'ma dispatch coordinator. I wait for like
nine one one or like no foreighteen wheelers. Oh so you get to
(04:08):
talk to all the hot daddy truckersall day. Daddy truckers. Where they're
going all day? Oh yeah,route them to my house. Okay,
this is what's going on right now, Felicity bla city. Have you seen
truck taught with the truckers. Yeah, there's some hot ones out there.
(04:30):
Are it's a whole it's a wholenew thing. Just are you calling to
play Super Easy Trivia? Here's howit works. Asked the questions de January
is your lifeline? Are you readyready? Question number one? What is
the closest planet to the sun?Does she hang up? Just sit out?
(04:54):
Notice we just lost her Era You'regonna play for Felicity. Now you're
sitting in Question number one, whatis the closest planet to the Sun.
We'll go with Mars. It's Mercury. Who against it? I'm watching to
see if Felicity calls back. Sheprobably drove through a background in pel City.
(05:15):
Question number two, what sounds canyou hear in space? No sounds?
That is it? Good job sounds? Trick question and last one and
super easy trivia. Djanuarra filling infor Felicity, whose phone just dropped while
we were having a great conversation withher. What grows from acorns? Oh?
(05:38):
Man, I don't know this one. Well what acorns fall off of
a tree? Right? What kindof tree? Uh? I don't know?
Okay, well they fall off ofa tree. So what grows out
of acorns? Plants? What kindof plants? I don't know? A
tree? A tree plant? Yeah, it's the seed of the tree.
(06:00):
So a tree, an oak tree? Just congratulat question? Yes, congratulations
area you one. I guess whatI'm with my prize. You get to
keep your job. That's fair enough. There's three things you need to know.
(06:25):
Do you refrigerate your ketchup or leaveit out? I keep it in
the fridge. This has been agreat debate apparently with people online. So
hines catch up just right in becausesome people leave it out and like they're
ketch up at room temperature makes itfresh. Haines said, you keep it
in the refrigerator at all time.The best way to maintain the taste.
(06:46):
Do you put tomatoes in the fridgeor leave them out? I don't even
eat like whole tomatoes. Oh what, okay, I'll eat tomato like the
Ketchup ketch Up version. I lovetomatoes. I'll leave them out of the
fridge. Are ants poster frigerad Madonna, did you see this? She was
in the ICU for a few days. I saw this at the hospital.
Nobody knew. Apparently she had aserious bacterial infection. Her manager says that
(07:11):
her health is getting better. She'sexpected to make a full recovery, but
she's still in the hospital. Herdaughter found her unresponsive. Wow, so
she has to postpone her world tour. It was going to start in a
few weeks and oh she can't doit right now? What Donna, Well,
take care of your health first.Yeah, that's true. If you
were sick, I wouldn't say nodo the shell air let me Still you
(07:32):
want to do the show in yourhospital bed. That's what I was gonna
say. No, don't. I'ma huge advocate of no, don't do
that. Like I had a strokea few years ago at working for another
radio station and the boss was like, let's get her on the air while
she's in the ICU. We werelike, no, that's so inconsiderate.
See, that's what I'm an advocateof. If you were in the hospital,
take care of your health first.Okay, we are under a heat
(07:56):
advisory until tomorrow night. Scary.Also, air quality level is trash.
So the experts say, here's howyou can keep your house a little bit
cooler, because have you noticed Inoticed yesterday. It may be different for
you because you live in apartments,but I noticed era my house was not
as cold as it normally gets.And here is why they say, your
(08:18):
air conditioner is only gonna be abouta twenty degree drop from outside. Most
cooling systems, that's all they cando. So even if you set it
at seventy, if it's one hundreddegrees outside, it can only operate at
eighty at the hardest it's going.So here's the trick. Drop the temperature
real low at night, that's gonnamake the bill go up. No,
(08:39):
you drop not like real low.You drop it to like sixty five at
night, so that in the morning, when the temperature starts going up,
your house is cool and we'll staycooler longer. Gonna say sixty five,
it's gonna make it go up.If you're trying to get it down to
seventy and it's one hundred degrees outsideand it can only do eighty, it's
gonna be for a few days.You're just gonna have to get over it.
(09:00):
They also say make sure like yourwindow, your blinds are closed and
your windows are closed, because that'llkeep the cool in. And if you
have an outside unit, make sureit's clear from debris. Clean it up.
To remember, based off some acwhy not just you know, get
some popsicles, lay around the house, nice and cool, no shirt on.
(09:20):
It's only me, and you know, might not everybody in their house.
Is only one person in the house, you know, sitting naked and
you're on your couch and some kidscome walking in from school. Hey dad,
you know what, I don't haveany kids, So what do the
people that I have kids do?Why would they even be better? If
I'm sitting on my couch in myhouse. I used to literally, when
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I'm not talking about you, I'mtalking about everybody in our listening area.
That's a good question. They betterfigure it out. I'm thinking you're trying
to save money. Okay, that'sthree things you need to know. Marthea
Alabama Show dot Com. You're listeningto Alabama in the morning. Demand.
We're gonna play a game right now, d January, let's play. Here's
(10:03):
the game. This is what it'scalled. Are you ready? Yes?
How well do you know your coworker? Kind of game? Is this?
Alabama? How long have I beena vegetarian for over ten years?
Okay, there was a little cheaptime in there. Yeah, eight years.
It's been eight years since I've hadmet You can't really count that though.
(10:26):
Okay, what have I been?What am I doing right now to
lose weight? You're on some kindof diet that requires you to only eat
small portions throughout the day. Lastweek, what did I say? I
was starving? Right? And whatdid I say? I wanted to take
a steak? Where are we goingwith this? Last night there was a
(10:50):
guy, a guy I've been hangingout with. Oh, it comes over
to the house. He came over. We had a date. Don't make
this dirty. He asked if hecould come over and cook me dinner.
Oh, I took a picture ofsaid dinner, and I want I'm going
(11:13):
to show you a picture. Thispicture is just for you, okay,
and I want you to describe whatis the dinner? All right? Let
me see this. Oh, thisis beautiful asparagus, A sirloin steak,
well done? Is this? It'sa filet mignon and it was medium rare.
(11:35):
But I hate a freaking steak.Cook his whole meal. I made
the asparagus, He made the mushroomsin the in the steak, and I
did the asparagus in the salad.I thought, I wish your word.
Husband. You don't even do thisfor me. You cook the asparagus.
What the hell you're missing rudy saladwith strawberries. You hadn't love You're missing
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the whole point. No, I'mnot. For the first time in almost
a decade, I ate meat.Meat. I had a joke, but
I got a joke too, Ihad all of me. How was it?
How did it take? Dude?I will tell you it was so
freaking amazing. It was great,and I was watching because we were both
nervous because it's been almost eight yearsand it can either have gone one of
(12:24):
two ways. I could have lovedthe steak or it could have been miserable.
And the reason this all started waslast week we went on a date.
He ordered a steak at a seafoodrestaurant. They didn't cook it right.
He sent it back twice and weended up going to the grocery store
buying a steak, and he cookedhis own steak at my house. You're
in love, And I was like, I have been thinking about that steak
(12:45):
for a week and drooling. Willyou make me mistakes? So earlier this
week he asked if he could comeover and cook me dinner and did.
He brought wine and dessert too,And a man cooks for you, that's
how you know it's for real.Oh lord. He in that kitchen,
sweedting and working with his apron onover to drinking the wine like I was.
So he was like watching me.He was like, you could tell
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he was nervous if I was gonnalike the steak or not. And I
was nervous because I cut a biteand I was looking at it, and
I held it in my fork andI stared at it for a good probably
sixty seconds before I ate it.I thanked the cow for sacrificing its life
for me. Did you go ona hippie rant? Did you go on
a hippie ramt? No, thiswas all in my head. I did
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not let him know. I wasjust sitting there looking at it, because
that's the thing. I became avegetarian ten years ago to lose weight.
And then I watched the documentaries andI love animals like I cannot eat chicken.
So what's the next thing that's gonnahappen with this mystery guy? Well,
let's keep it back. The nextthing with him, I don't know.
I hope he cooks me dinner forever. That was great. That was
the greatest food ever. Oh ohgod, you great? Right? How
(13:52):
great? I'm a scaleful one toten. So here's the thing. I
think I'm gonna let my self starteating steak like once a month. Are
you sure about this? Yeah?It was delicious and I want I want
the meat, Okay, helldo so? I mean, we all know I'm
not gonna eat chicken because I'm raisingchickens. So I refused to do that.
(14:16):
I've been eating fish fish, Itold him yesterday. I've been eating
shrimp on this diet, and seafoodis my gateway drug. Now I want
steaks again. So here's what Iwant to know. Call the show.
Eight three three five one Bama isthe number. Where's the best place to
get a steak? Where's your favoritesteak? Where's yours? Era? Lobsters
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you that's it's the true I say, never got a steak from a seafood
place. So call a show.Eight three three five one Bama is the
number. Best place to get asteak. I'm starting steak again. Lobster
is at Michael's. Oh oh lord. Anyway, it was a good date,
I bean, it was a gooddate. You love your steak,
(15:01):
don't it? Was it will done? Was it will done? Medium?
Rare, medium rare. Tell methe joke. He's got Aaron's got Aaron
wants to me. Okay, we'redone. Just call the show right three
three five one Bama. Catch upon Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Good morning, here's this, Good
(15:26):
morning, this is Chris. Iknew you were going to call today.
Chris is going down in the studio. He's going down, Meat is going
down, New mirror. What areyou stop it? Don't make this dirty,
don't make it dirty. What doyou want to know, Chris?
What do you want to know?I'm just talking about what's going down.
I don't know where your mind went. Alabama a little okay. So here's
(15:50):
what's funny, because Chris has messagedme on Instagram. By the way,
you can follow the Alabama show.And you've said this on the show before.
You were like, get that guyto cook your steak shirts in the
kitchen when he cooks for you.And so yesterday I was laughing so hard
in the middle of our dinner andhe goes, what's so funny? And
he listens to the show and healways says, I think I like that
(16:11):
Chris guy. He was shirtless becausewhen he got to my house from work,
he had to take a shower andhe forgot to bring a change of
clothes, and so I was like, what are you going to wear tomorrow?
He goes, well, do youmind if I wash my clothes while
I'm here? So I threw hisclothes in the washer. So he had
to cook dinner in a towel etw extra work. I laughed in the
(16:37):
middle of dinner. I laughed inthe middle of dinner. I was like,
Oh, Chris is going to bereal happy about this. I am.
This makes me smile on the insideon the outside, this was wonderful.
And I have to say, bigcrops here, gentlemen, for not
serving you well done leather. Ah. Yeah, I'm proud of him for
getting serving you a proper state.He refused to let me eat a stay
(17:00):
well done. It had to bemedium rare, and he made me like
cut into the middle of it.Why do I have dirty thoughts in my
head? This is awkward? Ilove it anyway, Damn steaky, I
have broken my vegetarianism. Chris,You're the best. Thanks for calling.
I didn't even tell you the hottestpart of the date. What's the hottest
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part of the date? If youmissed it a second ago? The guy
I'm seeing brought over a steak andcooked me my first steak that I've eaten
in eight years because I'm broke beinga vegetarian for it. It was so
good. But here was the hottestpart. I did even tell you this
This was the greatest thing he did. And if you're an old lady listening
to the show, you will understandwhy this is so sexy. He after
(17:45):
we were done eating, he goes, stay there, and he got up
and he took the dishes and putthem all in the scene, and he
cleaned off the table. And thenhe had cheesecake. He brought his cake
and he pulled the two pieces outand put them on plates and set down
the dessert and he was like,here you go. Did he really a
(18:06):
lot of time? Did he reallysay it like that? Like stay there?
Yeah? He was like, hegoes, stay stay right there.
You think he batman a song,You think he's smooth, He is smooth.
Well I'm the only Batman here now, Okay. Well, anyway,
he cleaned the kitchen and that isthe hottest thing out of the entire day.
I will look down him and Iwas like, oh my god,
thank you. Let's see how longthat led call the show eight three three
(18:30):
five one. Bama is the number. Catch up with Alabama in the morning
on the I Heart radio app orwherever you listen to podcasts. I ate
steak for the first time in almostten years yesterday how was it? It
was delicious. I actually really likedit. And Aaron, it's so funny
because last week you were like,don't need a steak. You know what
steaks are good for bodybuilding. WellI'm not a bodybuilder. I just I
(18:52):
wanted some meat and so stop it. There you guys I'm seeing brought me.
He cooked me a steak, Hecooked me dinner yesterday. Just oh
my god, eight three three fiveone bamas the number, Kelly, good
morning, Yes, good morning.Oh are you calling about steak or the
new guy? Well? Yeah,I want more geats on on the new
(19:15):
guy? Oh boy, yeah hehas a beard. So we were talking
at dinner last night and I waslike, if I talk about you on
the air, what do I callyou? And he goes, that's a
good question. What do you callme? And I said, well,
you know, I've been telling youso much how you're my hero because every
(19:37):
time he comes over he fixes somethingat the cabin, Like he he's mounted
my TV, he fixed my barndoor. The other day, he ordered
parts to fix my hot tub.He's fixed. Like every time he comes
over, he fixes something. AndI was like, you're my hero.
So I think then I'm gonna startcalling you on the air Batman. No,
No, not Batman, nobody getsthat. Not Batman show. No,
(20:03):
oh God, go with iron Man, go with the Marvel care.
I was gonna Actually I first wentwith Superman because I was like, I
can't call you Batman because Earra thinkshe's Batman. And he was like,
Oh, tell Earra that you're goingto call me Batman. No, he's
not getting that title Superman. Ithink, I think, I don't know.
We'll come up with the name.Superman. Got a weakness too.
Superman can beat Batman all day long. Have you seen Oh you want to
(20:27):
go there? Well you go downthat, Kelly. I love you.
You know what thor can up anyother but thought it was a good one
too. You're the best. Thanksfor calling the show. I love y'all.
What the hell? It's what thehell headlines on the La Mishaw hey
Man accidentally donated fifteen thousand dollars insteadof one hundred and fifty. Why that's
(20:53):
a lot of damn man. Andit was to a charity. It was
on an accident. Then it wasfor his neighbor and this charity that he
was doing for, like hunger peoplewho were starving. So he went to
hit one hundred and fifty dollars.He accidentally put in an extra zero and
made it fifteen thousand, and itwas on go fund me, and so
it charged him and now it doesn'tknow how to get it back. Well,
(21:15):
you know what, that's a goodcall. So it's a huge tax,
right off, you know that,right? Okay, But Erona,
you have fifteen thousand dollars to justgive away right now, No, ma'am,
why there's three things you need toknow. Hey, don't forget you
can win a thousand dollars. Whoneed it? And everybody needs a thousand
dollars. You pay your bills.You may need it for your power bill
(21:37):
from running the AC for the nextcouple of days because it's gonna be so
Hotles, we're giving away a thousanddollars. Keep listening for your chance to
win all day long on this stationand you will. You will hear the
keyword and then you can text intoone. Did you see Chrissy Teaguan and
John Legend Welcome to a surprise,baby boy. She announced that yesterday.
I'm serious, this is the biggestheadline baby Boy. Via surrogate. So
(22:00):
she announced this on Instagram. Here'spart of the post. I'm paraphrasing.
It's not the whole post because itwas long, but she said, for
as long as I can remember,I've always wanted four children. After losing
Jack, I didn't think I wouldbe able to carry any more babies on
my own because remember she had lostone of her babies in twenty twenty one.
(22:21):
We reached out to a surrogacy agencyand she said, that's when I
also started IVF and I told Johnthat I would try to carry one more
baby. If it didn't work,then we would stick with only surrogacy.
And that's how they got their daughter, Luna if she had her. So
then she said, about the sametime, we met the most incredible,
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loving, compassionate surrogate and I knewshe was a perfect match for us the
moment that we spoke, just minutesbefore midnight on June nineteenth. This month,
I got to witness the most beautifulwoman give birth with strength and pure
joy and love. And this wasto their baby boy who's just born.
His name is Wren Alexander Stevens.I do too. I give you all
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of me, all of me Iguess that's the risk of the song.
It's all I know, it's allI love them. I think they are
a great couple and they deserve happiness. They deserve this. They've had a
hard they had a hard time whenit comes to babies, and so I'm
really happy for them. God isgood. How to be irresistible to men,
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According to a male relationship expert,I want you to tell me if
this is all correct. There's threethings. Number one, be true to
who you are. Don't try tobe who you think the person wants you
to be, because then you're notauthentic and men can see right through that.
True. I think this is alsotrue for guys, like I've dated
guys before who have not been themselves, and girls see right through it too.
(23:49):
So always be authentic, true,don't try to be somebody else.
Number two, show interest, butmake him whoa this is so confusing.
Make him work. The psychology iswhen you have to work for something,
it becomes more valuable. So,like say you meet a guy at a
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bar. Here's the example. Ifyou meet a guy at the bar and
he's flirting with you and it's yourfirst time meeting him, you sit and
you flirt with him for a littlebit, and he talked to him.
But then you say, Okay,I'm gonna go back and talk to my
friends for a little bit, butfeel free to come bug me later.
That way, you know that we'reinterested. We're not spending all of our
attention on you, but you knowyou can come back and talk to us.
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If I'm at a bar with myhomies, Hey, all right,
cool, I got your number.I hit you up deuces then I would
then I would be like, oh, you're a player, and then I
am true because then I put itin the work on the back end.
That's why, Yeah, you areputting in the work on the back end.
How did you get that? Fromnew Tap into your femininity? Number
(24:55):
three? That's steaking got you trip? It doesn't. So when people say
tap into your femininity in the worldtoday, a lot of women will be
like, oh, you mean jimMy Star. But that's not what this
means. Like, if you're astrong woman in the workplace, you work
with me, era, I ama strong woman in the workplace. I
would even agree that I am thesethings. Strong women tend to be more
(25:17):
aggressive, have a strong handshake,and are competitive, and I am this
way at work. This does notand these are all masculine traits and it
works at work, but not ona date. What the expert says is,
when you're on the date, justlet the businesswoman take a break for
a bit and just show your carryinga nurturing side. I guess I don't.
(25:38):
You don't agree with that, Okay, So if I'm on a date
with you and i's like I doat work, you would enjoy the date.
I don't think you would. Istill want you to have a voice,
if that makes sense. Yeah,you still have a way. It
doesn't say don't have a voice.Have a voice, still be yourself.
Just don't like you can be masculinewith me. I don't mind, as
long as you don't put me inthe head like a body slam me.
(25:59):
I got to go. I wantto make a joke so bad right here,
but I'm not. Okay, that'sjust we gotta three things. The
Alabama Show dot Com. Here's what'scoming up next on the Alabama Show.
What's awesome in your Life? MyLife? You finally ate a steak meal.
We want to hear your feel goodstories. Eating a steak meal could
be a what's awesome? That bitsomebody texted in the other day and said
(26:22):
their kids slept the whole night throughwithout waking up. That's what's awesome.
There's nothing too small to celebrate.Call the show eight three three five one
Bama or text the keyword Alabama andyou're what's awesome to three zero three eight
to catch off with Alabama in themorning on the iHeart Radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts Ara, tellme something awesome in your life right now?
(26:42):
We get a three day weekend,four day weekend. Oh yeah,
the fourth of July. Celebrate.You're gonna do fireworks. It's my dad's
birthday on the fourth, So don'tyou do a birthday party every year for
your doubt on the fourth? Icecream and fireworks. That is a what's
awesome everything. There's no thing toosmall to celebrate. Everything can be what's
awesome. We want to hear thegood news in your life. Eight three
(27:04):
three five one Bama is the numberof Good morning, Randall, how's it
going? Want to tell you myown was awesome to me? My grand
baby got to come home today?Boy or girl? Boy or girl Randall?
Boy, oh boy, what's hisname. I love it? Is
(27:25):
this your first grandson? Second?Are you gonna? Are you the kind
of granddad that spoils your grandkids?And then when you when they go home
to parents, they're like, Dad, why did you just do that?
Yep, that's what my daughter says. Oh, I love it. I
can't wait. I bet you areso excited for him to get older and
you can take him fishing and doall the fun things. Yes, ma'am,
(27:45):
Yes, that is a great what'sawesome? Thanks for calling the show
and sharing. Yes, ma'am,you have a good day. Catch up
with Alabama in the morning on theiHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Who in your life doesn't know whento be quiet? A lot of
people, A lot of people Alabama. By the way, thanks for listening
(28:07):
to the Alabama Show yesterday. Iwas like, Ara, what do you
want to talk about on the showtomorrow? He goes, oh, Man,
I don't know if I want tothrow this person under the bus,
and I was like, just sayit. He was like, I don't
want to. I don't want tothrow him under the bus. But something
that urts me. Well, I'vebeen traveling a lot lately, for work
because I DJ yep, and whenI'm traveling, I like to have a
piece of mind. When I havedowntime, I like to relax. Okay,
(28:30):
So if I'm sitting on the beachsomewhere cooling, what happened This person
wouldn't shut up. That's what happened. Aaron had a friend, yes,
that talked about everything under the singing. I'm sitting down trying to relax,
So what do you think about this? Think about that? And I'm like,
(28:51):
I got a gig to go toit nine o'clock to knowledge. You
want to sit here and catch abreeze and drink what? Okay? Did
you say that? I wanted toso bad? But you can tell from
just listening to her she doesn't havewhat's the word I'm looking for without sounding
so mean? Well, just thendon't say if you think it's gonna be
made. If you can't say anythingnice, don't say anything at all.
(29:11):
But okay, so she kept askingquestions? Then what was another time you
were trying to relax? Since shewould keep talking. I hate when like
if I have just taken a biteof food, If you're at dinner with
somebody and they ask you a questionand you can't say anything. You're trying
to eat your food. That's that'swhen. That's when. Before I went
to my gig, I went toget a steak meal of food, and
(29:33):
the whole time I'm sitting there,I'm truly trying to just think about how
good it is, and also thinkabout the music that I'm going to play
going to this gig. It's excited, I get it, but you need
those moments. When did she whatdid she ask? I've never had a
long out of iced tea. Iwonder how it tastes, I'm thinking,
(29:53):
or you like, do you honestlythink Chef Ramsey serves a long out nice
te here? Like? For really, this is the hard part too.
If you're out at dinner and you'retrying to read the menu to decide what
you want to order, and peoplekeep talking and you can't read the menu.
Or here's one I would call theshow eight three three five O one
(30:15):
bama. When do you hate itwhen people talk to you and won't stop
talking, Or if you have aperson in your life who doesn't know when
to quit. Here's one and Imiss it now because my mom passed away.
But this was the first time Itook my mom to get a pedicure.
Getting a pedicure is my me time. I take a book, I
sit and read a book. Iturned the massage chair on. I feel
(30:36):
the massage chair. Sometimes I'll justlay back and close my eyes and relax.
Pedicures are my thing. I broughtmy mom to get a pedicure with
me, and the whole time shewas like, what do you think about
this color? Well? What aboutthis? Well? What about this?
And I like, I was literallyreading a book, and I would keep
shutting the book and look at herand I'd be like, yes, Mom,
(30:56):
what do you want? Sometimes yougot to tell people to rule though.
When you do stuff for you thatinvolves you, that's for you.
You include that quiet. It soundsso bad, it does. But another
time is when you go to themovies. Oh god, if somebody talks
their movie Helena, that's the worst. Call the show. What's the worst
(31:17):
time for you? Eight three threefive one is the number you're listening to
Alabama in the morning on demand.Hero went on vacation and brought a friend,
and the friend would and quit talkingto it. You know what,
Next time, remind me to inviteyou. Oh, I won't shut up
either, you know me, Italk a lot. Yeah, but you
get the message though at some point, Oh yeah, I do. I
(31:40):
go do my own thing. Eightthree three five one Bamma is the number?
What is the time that you hatewhen people keep talking to you?
Like I was saying, like ifI'm trying to read a menu at dinner,
era you said at the movies eightthree three five one Bama? Or
text the keyword Alabama and your messageto three zero three eight two? Good
morning? Who's this? This isLeanne? Leanne? When is your When
(32:02):
do you hate when people won't quittalking when I'm getting a massage? Oh?
Absolutely? And the missus, likeI've had both. I want it
quiet, and then I've had amissus that talks the whole time. Yes,
I'm trying to enjoy the money Ipaid you to just rub me.
(32:22):
Yes, And you're sitting there talkingald time and getting more tense because I'm
like, please just hush. Whata question? And somebody asked you why
getting a massage? Oh? Theyask you everything. They just talk like
sometimes I've had a massage. Personlike just talk about life, like,
so where do you live? Tellme about your life, tell me about
(32:43):
work, and then you start talkingabout work while you're trying to forget about
work and get your BackRub quiet exactly. I love you, Leanne, Yes,
exactly, Thank you for calling.Thank you. Here's a list of
times that you wish people would justshut up. When you're at dinner chick,
when you're getting a pedicure, understandthat one Leanne just called and said,
(33:06):
when you're getting a massage, that'sa definitely one eight three three five
one BAMA is the number to shareyours, Charles. When do you hate
it when somebody talks to you andwon't stop? Honestly, this has very
far in few in between. Butwhen I'm in line at the gas station
gas I'm just trying to get mystuff and get it off behind him,
(33:27):
they start striking up a conversation andjust like or if I'm in a hurry.
If I'm in a hurry and thegas station attendant has been there all
night, it's the end of theirday because I'll go like if I'm running
late for work in the morning,and they'll start like oh, and they'll
tell you their whole life story,and You're like, I have got to
go. I have got to getto work again, right like, I'm
(33:50):
just trying to get mad the redbull and get out there. I love
it. Charles. Thank you.Catch off with Alabama in the Morning on
the IHRT Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcast. Do you want to
look at the picture of my steakmeal one more time? Bring that energy
here one morning, cook that andbring it here for me. I don't
know how to cook a steak.I've been a vegetarian for ten years.
(34:12):
You want me to cook me?You do not want me to cook me.
You know what, you probably won'tputting a season in on it.
I will season. But what happensis I grilled burgers for my friends the
other day and I burnt them andthey were shrunk and they looked like little
quarters. Anyway, we're done.If you missed what happened, and I
broke my vegetarianism of eight years andhad the steak the best steak ever.
(34:34):
Feels good, doesn't it. I'mso hungry right now I want to go
eat some more. Anyway, Downloadthe Alabama Show on demand on the iHeartRadio
app. We're done. We'll seeyou tomorrow. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the morning on demand
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