April 3, 2025 • 10 mins
Welcome to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcast Network! Join Bama Brown and his hilarious co-host, The Big Puma, as they dive into a whirlwind of topics that will keep you entertained and informed. In this episode, the duo tackles a fascinating and alarming story about California's sinking land. Did you know that California is sinking at a rate of 0.4 inches per year? By 2050, parts of the state could be 17 inches lower! Bama and Puma discuss the implications of this phenomenon, the role of groundwater over-pumping, and how it could affect the Bay Area and Los Angeles.
But that's not all! The episode is packed with Bama's signature humor and witty observations. From a light-hearted take on the homeless situation in San Francisco to a series of laugh-out-loud jokes about one-armed men and Chuck Norris, there's never a dull moment. Bama even shares a personal anecdote about meeting Chuck Norris and making him laugh with a classic joke.
Whether you're here for the intriguing facts, the comedy, or just to enjoy the banter between Bama and Puma, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in for a mix of science, humor, and everyday musings that only The Bama Brown Experience can deliver. Remember, it's free and available anywhere you get your podcasts. Don't miss out on this entertaining and thought-provoking episode!
But that's not all! The episode is packed with Bama's signature humor and witty observations. From a light-hearted take on the homeless situation in San Francisco to a series of laugh-out-loud jokes about one-armed men and Chuck Norris, there's never a dull moment. Bama even shares a personal anecdote about meeting Chuck Norris and making him laugh with a classic joke.
Whether you're here for the intriguing facts, the comedy, or just to enjoy the banter between Bama and Puma, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in for a mix of science, humor, and everyday musings that only The Bama Brown Experience can deliver. Remember, it's free and available anywhere you get your podcasts. Don't miss out on this entertaining and thought-provoking episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hello, you're listening to the Mamma Brown Experience on
the iHeart podcast Network. Glad to have you. Long thousands
are listening. We appreciate that so much. Remember it's free.
It's about ten to twelve minutes. We try to have
some fun. Me and my partner, the Big Puma, the
Big Cat down in San Antonio has a sports cave.
How do I get that podcast if I want to
(00:24):
do sports?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Ah? Yes, sir, live recorded live to tape most days
here on the east side of San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Anywhere you get.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Your podcasts, just search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I was reading a story last night.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
NASA has done a study of the topography topography of
the land in California, and this is what they have
figured out. The California is sinking. It's not that the
ocean is rising, that the land itself, California is sinking.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh point all right, let me do it. Make sure
I get it right.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Zero point four inches per year the Bay Area down
to LA.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now what that means.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They say it will have sunk seventeen inches by twenty fifty.
That ain't that far away. I mean, I won't be
you'll be alive, but I won't.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Be well, I don't know, man, what's we're still talking
twenty five years from now?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm low gone. I'll be lucky to make it
into the week, so you know.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But anyway, a year that's significant.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's a little that's almost foot and a half for
you know, by twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And it feels like it feels like both can simultaneously
be true. That California is sinking while the ocean is rising.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you combine the two of those, it's even worse.
I mean, it's worse.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I and I mean when you think twenty five years,
well nine to eleven, think about nine eleven, that seems
like that wasn't that long ago. That's almost twenty five
years ago, you know. So, I mean, that's that's what
we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Now. Why is it doing that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
They say the overpumping Gordon to NASA, the overpumping of
groundwater in California is the reason for it. The ground
starts sinking and they're pulling the water out to use
it for consumption because of the drought nationwide.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know, sense, even to my non scientific I mean,
that feels like a natural outcome of you remove that
much from the ground. It's going to contrast, it's going
to shrink up.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I have no idea. I mean, it's NASA, so I
have no idea if it's true or not. I mean
I was reading the story. But they say, uh, and
then the ocean water will come into you know, the
Bay area will grow and get up in the course,
it's hilly there. Los angeleso is a basin. But they saying,
like in San Francisco alone, this will be the first
(03:04):
time that twenty thousand homeless people will actually have a bath.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So okay, okay, just set that up and set that up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That just came to me right then, and I didn't
think through. And please don't, please don't call if you're
homeless going out, you wish you didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know, of course you probably don't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, you'd have a phone in bed anyway, A whole
other that's a whole other argument in my head, this
is what I do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I saw I saw a homeless person here in my
neighborhood jump in a lift the other day, and my
first thought was the thing of how the hell did
they call a lift? Okay, well, actually know they probably
have a phone, but then well, how the hell do
they have it all synced up to it? It warn't
so many yeah lines of thought. And then my final
(03:52):
idea was just like, okay, well let's try to see
about that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I start having these guns. I had.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This happened to me the other day. I was I
was seeing this thing, and people's like, dode do a joke, dude,
tell us joke. I don't know any clean ones, but
I remembered one about the guy getting his hand cut off,
and it's a visual jokes.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I can't even but.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's the most tame one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're like, well, I can't, I can't do any clean
but here I got one about a guy getting his
hand chopped off.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So I do that one and everybody laughs, you know.
And then somebody complained, and I thought, and so I
was explaining us, well, it's not like he was mad
enough to come up here and hit me. Plus, he's
only got one arm, and he's not gonna fight me.
I don't think, you know, I mean, you know you're
gonna you probably you're gonna win. You know, he's gonna
(04:42):
know going in he's only got one arm, he's gonna
beat up. But then I thought, well, what if he
beat you up. I mean it's where my head's going. Okay,
you know, if you fight at one armed guy, I
don't care if you invent if you split the night them,
they go, Bama Brown, Oh he beat up at one
arm I remember that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
And then if he.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Beats you up, then you remember bab Brown with what
arm beat his ass? And so either way you're losing
that deal. And then you go, you know, then the
only one I can think about Harrison Ford, remember, and
he got beat up in the Fu Jump by one
arm guy.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And He's like, I did not kill my wife And
I went.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, no shit, you couldn't even beat up the one
arm guy was killing your wife would be a huge deal,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So see this, I mean, this is where this all
went in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is where this is where it all goes, or
it starts to just jump all over. My first thought
is right now as we record this, Chuck Norris is
eighty five years old. Oh yeah, if he lost one
of his arms, he could still kick.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's that is always.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That is always my baseline of eighty five year old
Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Could he could he whip your ass? Okay? Well, let's
remove an arm.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Could he still one arm and one leg?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
He could still? Did I tell you my Chuck No?
You know, I met him one time and told him
a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, he actually took it out.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, I'm gonna tell it again. So but if
he hadn't heard it, but he because he doesn't like
those Chuck Norris jokes, you know, like the Grim Reaper.
Chuck Norris died three years ago, but the Grim Reaper
has been afraid to tell him, you know, that kind
of stuff. He don't like those at all. But I
told him, I said, I have a joke for you.
I met him and the guy at the station, and
he goes careful, I go, no, no, I think, and
(06:31):
I said, Uh, this guy came and he wanted to
do a movie with the superheroes, but not a super
hero movie, not an action movie, and he wanted he
wanted to do it about classical music. And so he said,
all right, Uh, Chuck Norris is going to be Beethoven,
and then Steven Segal was going to be uh uh Mozart,
(06:56):
and then Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Well, he said, I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I know, still good, even knowing where the payoff is coming.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
You know it's coming. But anyway, he laughed and said,
that's a funny joke. I've never heard that. That's very funny.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And I said, well, noway's gonna tell you a joke
then with their ass kicked, and he goes, I need
not do that or not beat up people. But he
is the meanest guy in the world or nicest kind
of world, but he could be the meanest guy in
the world if you messed with him. Now, I'll do
my other joke, the visual one, and then you can
tell people because you're gonna laugh.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I believe you'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So this guy, uh, he gets his hand cut off
and he runs with this doctor and he says, doc,
docor got my handcut off? Can you sew my handback on?
And the doctor says sure. It's gonna be fifty thousand dollars.
He said, no, I can't do that. So then he
runs on and he comes up to his next doctor.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
He's a doc.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Doctor, got my handcut off because sew my handback on.
The doctor goes sure, he said, be one thousand dollars,
So it's done. So he sees that first doctor later
and he said, let me tell you something to me
and I had my hand cut off. You want to
charge me fifty grand now with this other guy? And
he did for a thousand. I got one thing to
say to you.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
So's he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He does like an up yours in his hand, and
he looks up because his hand flies, just goes flying.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, because you get what you pay for.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I can see out of all of the jokes you have,
I can see how that one kills uh in public.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
People loved it, they laughed, and then the one guy
got mad. You know that I have one more of those,
and you can explain it again. Because I love when
Puma laughs. I don't care if anybody's laughing with Puma laughing.
But these are visual jokes. You can do, your buddy.
So Uh, this guy, he uh, he runs an ad
for he's a rancher. He needs a ranch foreman, and
he gets This guy comes and and he goes, well,
(08:51):
I'm pretty much the greatest ranch foreman ever was.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He said.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I can write, wrote brand, I can do anything. I
do two cows at the time. I do it all,
he says. A matter of fact, one time I cut
my own hand off and I sewed my own hand
back on and this. Rencher was like, good, god man,
that's that's impressive. He said, I'll tell you what you
got the job, and the guy goes, great, we got.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A little we got a little upside down, a little
cur Instead of the double thumbs up.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You got the double thumbs up, but the other thumb
is down. So you go great.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, you gotta at least appreciate the dedication though.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, there's some value there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So I'm doing visual jokes on the podcast again.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
True professionalism on display here.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's freaking free, Okay, so I don't want out there.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
It's free, so you know that. You know, Monday we
did the big ball joke. So there you go. You
should have been here for Monday the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
By the time we get to Thursday, this is this
is what you get in the chamber. God knows what's
in store for tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Probably not that good. I don't know if I listened.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm all right, that's a good one to get out on.
Practice those jokes at home because you may have to
tell somebody to go. These aren't clean. But make sure
you're not telling the one arm guy, because I got
you got pretty mad about it. All right, You're listening
Bamma Brown Experience on the Heart Podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Thank you very much.
Well, hello, you're listening to the Mamma Brown Experience on
the iHeart podcast Network. Glad to have you. Long thousands
are listening. We appreciate that so much. Remember it's free.
It's about ten to twelve minutes. We try to have
some fun. Me and my partner, the Big Puma, the
Big Cat down in San Antonio has a sports cave.
How do I get that podcast if I want to
(00:24):
do sports?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Ah? Yes, sir, live recorded live to tape most days
here on the east side of San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Anywhere you get.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Your podcasts, just search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I was reading a story last night.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
NASA has done a study of the topography topography of
the land in California, and this is what they have
figured out. The California is sinking. It's not that the
ocean is rising, that the land itself, California is sinking.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh point all right, let me do it. Make sure
I get it right.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Zero point four inches per year the Bay Area down
to LA.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now what that means.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They say it will have sunk seventeen inches by twenty fifty.
That ain't that far away. I mean, I won't be
you'll be alive, but I won't.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Be well, I don't know, man, what's we're still talking
twenty five years from now?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm low gone. I'll be lucky to make it
into the week, so you know.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But anyway, a year that's significant.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's a little that's almost foot and a half for
you know, by twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And it feels like it feels like both can simultaneously
be true. That California is sinking while the ocean is rising.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you combine the two of those, it's even worse.
I mean, it's worse.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I and I mean when you think twenty five years,
well nine to eleven, think about nine eleven, that seems
like that wasn't that long ago. That's almost twenty five
years ago, you know. So, I mean, that's that's what
we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Now. Why is it doing that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
They say the overpumping Gordon to NASA, the overpumping of
groundwater in California is the reason for it. The ground
starts sinking and they're pulling the water out to use
it for consumption because of the drought nationwide.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know, sense, even to my non scientific I mean,
that feels like a natural outcome of you remove that
much from the ground. It's going to contrast, it's going
to shrink up.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I have no idea. I mean, it's NASA, so I
have no idea if it's true or not. I mean
I was reading the story. But they say, uh, and
then the ocean water will come into you know, the
Bay area will grow and get up in the course,
it's hilly there. Los angeleso is a basin. But they saying,
like in San Francisco alone, this will be the first
(03:04):
time that twenty thousand homeless people will actually have a bath.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So okay, okay, just set that up and set that up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That just came to me right then, and I didn't
think through. And please don't, please don't call if you're
homeless going out, you wish you didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know, of course you probably don't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, you'd have a phone in bed anyway, A whole
other that's a whole other argument in my head, this
is what I do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I saw I saw a homeless person here in my
neighborhood jump in a lift the other day, and my
first thought was the thing of how the hell did
they call a lift? Okay, well, actually know they probably
have a phone, but then well, how the hell do
they have it all synced up to it? It warn't
so many yeah lines of thought. And then my final
(03:52):
idea was just like, okay, well let's try to see
about that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I start having these guns. I had.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This happened to me the other day. I was I
was seeing this thing, and people's like, dode do a joke, dude,
tell us joke. I don't know any clean ones, but
I remembered one about the guy getting his hand cut off,
and it's a visual jokes.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I can't even but.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's the most tame one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're like, well, I can't, I can't do any clean
but here I got one about a guy getting his
hand chopped off.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So I do that one and everybody laughs, you know.
And then somebody complained, and I thought, and so I
was explaining us, well, it's not like he was mad
enough to come up here and hit me. Plus, he's
only got one arm, and he's not gonna fight me.
I don't think, you know, I mean, you know you're
gonna you probably you're gonna win. You know, he's gonna
(04:42):
know going in he's only got one arm, he's gonna
beat up. But then I thought, well, what if he
beat you up. I mean it's where my head's going. Okay,
you know, if you fight at one armed guy, I
don't care if you invent if you split the night them,
they go, Bama Brown, Oh he beat up at one
arm I remember that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
And then if he.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Beats you up, then you remember bab Brown with what
arm beat his ass? And so either way you're losing
that deal. And then you go, you know, then the
only one I can think about Harrison Ford, remember, and
he got beat up in the Fu Jump by one
arm guy.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And He's like, I did not kill my wife And
I went.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, no shit, you couldn't even beat up the one
arm guy was killing your wife would be a huge deal,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So see this, I mean, this is where this all
went in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is where this is where it all goes, or
it starts to just jump all over. My first thought
is right now as we record this, Chuck Norris is
eighty five years old. Oh yeah, if he lost one
of his arms, he could still kick.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's that is always.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That is always my baseline of eighty five year old
Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Could he could he whip your ass? Okay? Well, let's
remove an arm.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Could he still one arm and one leg?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
He could still? Did I tell you my Chuck No?
You know, I met him one time and told him
a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, he actually took it out.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, I'm gonna tell it again. So but if
he hadn't heard it, but he because he doesn't like
those Chuck Norris jokes, you know, like the Grim Reaper.
Chuck Norris died three years ago, but the Grim Reaper
has been afraid to tell him, you know, that kind
of stuff. He don't like those at all. But I
told him, I said, I have a joke for you.
I met him and the guy at the station, and
he goes careful, I go, no, no, I think, and
(06:31):
I said, Uh, this guy came and he wanted to
do a movie with the superheroes, but not a super
hero movie, not an action movie, and he wanted he
wanted to do it about classical music. And so he said,
all right, Uh, Chuck Norris is going to be Beethoven,
and then Steven Segal was going to be uh uh Mozart,
(06:56):
and then Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Well, he said, I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I know, still good, even knowing where the payoff is coming.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
You know it's coming. But anyway, he laughed and said,
that's a funny joke. I've never heard that. That's very funny.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And I said, well, noway's gonna tell you a joke
then with their ass kicked, and he goes, I need
not do that or not beat up people. But he
is the meanest guy in the world or nicest kind
of world, but he could be the meanest guy in
the world if you messed with him. Now, I'll do
my other joke, the visual one, and then you can
tell people because you're gonna laugh.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I believe you'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So this guy, uh, he gets his hand cut off
and he runs with this doctor and he says, doc,
docor got my handcut off? Can you sew my handback on?
And the doctor says sure. It's gonna be fifty thousand dollars.
He said, no, I can't do that. So then he
runs on and he comes up to his next doctor.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
He's a doc.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Doctor, got my handcut off because sew my handback on.
The doctor goes sure, he said, be one thousand dollars,
So it's done. So he sees that first doctor later
and he said, let me tell you something to me
and I had my hand cut off. You want to
charge me fifty grand now with this other guy? And
he did for a thousand. I got one thing to
say to you.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
So's he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He does like an up yours in his hand, and
he looks up because his hand flies, just goes flying.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, because you get what you pay for.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I can see out of all of the jokes you have,
I can see how that one kills uh in public.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
People loved it, they laughed, and then the one guy
got mad. You know that I have one more of those,
and you can explain it again. Because I love when
Puma laughs. I don't care if anybody's laughing with Puma laughing.
But these are visual jokes. You can do, your buddy.
So Uh, this guy, he uh, he runs an ad
for he's a rancher. He needs a ranch foreman, and
he gets This guy comes and and he goes, well,
(08:51):
I'm pretty much the greatest ranch foreman ever was.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He said.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I can write, wrote brand, I can do anything. I
do two cows at the time. I do it all,
he says. A matter of fact, one time I cut
my own hand off and I sewed my own hand
back on and this. Rencher was like, good, god man,
that's that's impressive. He said, I'll tell you what you
got the job, and the guy goes, great, we got.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A little we got a little upside down, a little
cur Instead of the double thumbs up.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You got the double thumbs up, but the other thumb
is down. So you go great.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, you gotta at least appreciate the dedication though.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, there's some value there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So I'm doing visual jokes on the podcast again.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
True professionalism on display here.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's freaking free, Okay, so I don't want out there.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
It's free, so you know that. You know, Monday we
did the big ball joke. So there you go. You
should have been here for Monday the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
By the time we get to Thursday, this is this
is what you get in the chamber. God knows what's
in store for tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Probably not that good. I don't know if I listened.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm all right, that's a good one to get out on.
Practice those jokes at home because you may have to
tell somebody to go. These aren't clean. But make sure
you're not telling the one arm guy, because I got
you got pretty mad about it. All right, You're listening
Bamma Brown Experience on the Heart Podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Thank you very much.
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