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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Happy Monday. Everybody you are rolling would have
been in skin show. Glad to have you on board.
We are cooking with grease. Obviously. Throughout the day we'll
be getting back into the Dallas Maverick stuff, the Nico
press conference, the bombshell articles that have dropped just the
end of the season.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We'll get back into the Nico stuff coming up at
four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You don't want to miss that with us. But right now,
stop with this juicy news.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Hot gods if you live to come, stay on top
in the shovel. All right, big weekend and the next
hour we'll get into some big movie news over the
weekend as well.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But I came across this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I don't know why, but there's a talk show that
is hosted during the day.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Your host is Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The guests that she had on are one and Luke,
Brian and the other guy that you just can't seem
to get away from. Everywhere you turn, he's there. In fact,
I pulled out my compass the other day and it
was just his face. Which direction are we going on?
Jelly roll? He's everywhere you can't he's your he's your
(01:17):
wallpaper on your.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Phone right now and you didn't even know it. D
bless Jesus your phone. There he is. It's jelly Roll.
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I swear to God. You go walk around, maybe you
just want to go bump into someone in the office.
You see jelly Roll on the walls of iHeart everywhere, which.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is just amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You can't miss him. So here he is on Jennifer
Hudson's daytime talk show. You gotta be ready for Luke
Brian's crazy voice.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's very strange.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while performing?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I pooped myself one time.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, there's more, but to a good start.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Man, A guy that's side pooping himself just out there
on stage.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, I don't you know.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The whole pooping yourself is not really a problem for me,
which is why when Skins started hanging out with those
legendary poopers that just for what was the.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Golf club called lake Woodlake, the lake Wood Poop Band.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's all these guys poop themselves every year, so they
have a bet with each other to see who does
it first. And that's the big loser. I thought man,
I don't. This isn't even worth talking about. Nobody poops
their pants, and then our text messages exploded with people
admitting to pooping their pants.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So I guess this is the thing, and you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Know, he's communicating it the way that he best can.
But everyone has pooped themselves because we were all babies once,
but Jelly Roll is saying he did it recently while performing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The question is very specific.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while performing?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, that could be my guitar, I broke a string,
you know, my voice cracked.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh, I had a booger. You know, you give me
a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
If it's Lenny Kravitz, my pants split, my fell out,
my dog fell out, and everyone was okay with that.
It was my pants splitting and a log fell out.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wow performing?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I pooped myself one time.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I did.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'm sorry, I listen.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I did.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm so sorry myself one time?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wow perform me.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I pooped myself one time. I did.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm sorry, I listen. It was what they call it.
I didn't know. I was confident it was all there.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It was not.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I watched this crowd go from loving.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Me to just being completely out, just completely out.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's why we love him out there. And wait, that's
why we love him because he craps himself.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Can you imagine if they come out with jelly bro
jelly roll adult diapers?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now, dude, look, Bryan just said that's why we have
him around.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's not because he's good at what he does and
that he sounds good and said he poops himself.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He's kind of funny, big guy, you want to have
one of.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Those in your free Okay, with his name being his
last name being Roll, we could very easily have a
toilet paper endorsement.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You know, I'm sure all of these ideas his team's
been sitting on things.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Forever because his name is jelly Roll. And I don't
know if.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Enough people have asked why, and I haven't looked that
too too far into it, because what.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Even is a jelly roll. It's not jelly donut, right,
I thought it was a fritter. I mean, I don't
even know what it is. Well, it's a I think
it probably falls in the category of Danish you know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Those, It's like a little little Debbie snack there like
the strawberry shortcakes.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's more like that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, let me ask you this. What's more famous? Jelly
roll or a jelly roll? Jelly roll the performer or
the Danish I just searched jelly roll and what came up?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, a guy, the guy.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Over, if you could you please google jelly roll pastry
and see what category it falls in or does it
just broadly fall in pastry?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Uh? It comes up under I mean I put what
is a jelly roll?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And there's a picture of him and his silver teeth
and his tattoo.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Taste jelly roll, cake, dirty diaper. Oh it says it's
a cake.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I don't know. It's very strange.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hold on, now, I want you to listen to Luke
Brian says here, because are we just you know, I've
said there's like sports funny where sports guys don't have
to work too hard to be funny, like a low
hanging fruit joke will really pass the test. I've now
determined that there's country funny. So country funny is gonna be.
What the line that Luke Brian issues here that gets
(05:38):
jelly roll it gets the crowd. Jennifer Hudson just sits there.
She did not understand it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
She don't want to hang out with these white guys.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Completely completely, That's why we love him out there and
I overhard him.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
You're thinking you will's a turn it, Like, how am
I gonna top that?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
My problem was I didn't really get it embarrassed about
it when I did it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh no, that was amazing. Why so good about that?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So he's saying he pooped his pants also, but didn't
get embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And I didn't get embarrassed by It's what he's saying.
That was his joke. So when this happens, Jelly Old
grabs Luke Bryan and starts shaking him like he's trying
to empty his pockets. He craigary thing. He couldn't help himself.
He just started like hyperventilating. Oh look, Brian with a singer.
You know who's loving all of this? Jennifer Hudson, Oh no,
I know, Fergie.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Fergie.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Fergie's loving this because here's just a couple of guys
talk about how frequently they pooped themselves while performing. And
She's like, no one's talking about that one time I
just urinated all out in my leg.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That's what you went to because I went to the
Kelly Clarkson story of the time she claimed that she
had to go so bad she ran off stage and
they had someone got like a home depot bucket over there,
and she put that thing up.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I respect that because if I was having digestive issues,
I would canceled the performance. Really, she's she's a real
the show must go on type. If you were over
there going to town in a home depot bucket, would
you ask somebody to bring you something to read? Yes,
someone bring me a sports page. Somebody hold their phone
(07:17):
in front of my eyes and scroll with their finger
when I tell them to.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hey, the audience, which you'll come back out though the crowd.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Wait, if you're pooping at a home depot bucket, are
you grabbing the sides of it?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You're not really thinking about it, You're just running to
it and sitting because he had to go, So you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Don't sit on a bucket though that. Somebody's like, hey, man,
have I had something in there?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I had my lunch and I'm sorry. There's a couple
of tools in here. There's a hammer and some nails.
Somebody cleaned this up for the carpenter.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
All right, Uh, there you have it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Jelly Roll pooped himself and admitted it to the world.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's why we have him around.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, all right, coming up in less than four minutes
of strange new celebrity couple. A strange new celebrity couple
less than four minutes away.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Don't go towhere.