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April 21, 2025 • 19 mins
Part 4: Vaseline Applications, Sex Toy Fire, No Love For Revere
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Except one morning show urges you too nine one one
point seven.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
WCLX and your message just seven oh four seven oh Boston.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Classic Rock one hundred point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Just before nine o'clock. This is a critical time preparing
for the Boston Marathon. All the participants right now are
making heavy usage of the multiple quarter partties on the
town common in Hopkinson. They're hydrating, they're pacing, they're trying
to stay warm. They're getting ready to go. And the
critical application of the basoline. Please tell us how this works.

(00:38):
You have to do it okay, because you're running twenty
six point two miles, so your legs are gonna rub
together several thousand shafing like making a fire. Is it
that same feeling when you're at like an outdoor concert
in the summer and it's really hot and you've been
walking a lot, and then afterwards you just got that
burn gone. It's that times a thousand and in my

(01:01):
early running days, I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And oh my god, you ran the first marathon without
the vaciline. Yeah, I was bleeding it was. It hurts
so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So you gotta slather that vassaline between your legs or
I have a friend do it for you, all right,
obvious question. Yeah, it's it's hot, it's warm when you're running.
I see vasoline, vasoline.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
That can't help.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
But that's how I was about to say, I see
vaciline just getting all like just gooey and gross. Oh,
you're gonna be so nasty. You can't even think about
that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So much. Yeah, you're trying to grab the least.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Of your issues with dripping down the leg with other
things you could run into.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
The vasciline is the least of the problems.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Good point point saying, all right, so you're gonna put
it between your legs, you gotta put it between your
toes because your feet are just gonna be ripped apart with.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
About under your feet that too.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, you're gonna be you don't want to be sliding around,
but you're all right.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You then have to. But you got to put band
aids over the nip.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yes, you got to cover them completely. I didn't do
that the first time. I thought I almost had a
nipple ripped right off.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Dude, you broad dog the whole race. I did. I did, God,
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I was like Bill Rogers the first time you know, truck,
did the nipples grow back larger?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
See if you shave.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Them like the areola or the actual dinner, the bud,
the plant hanger, the planet to hold out, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Right now everybody's doing that because your shirt gets heavier
as you're sweating, sure, and it's bouncing up and down
against your flesh.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You have to do it, and you'll see people who
haven't done that. You'll notice, You'll know.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
You get to the hills and Newton and everything, you're
gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're going to see things out. How did you not
know to do that? I did it, like I said,
I did it on a bed. I could do that.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I think I won twenty bucks for twenty six miles
for twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So Za.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Danio Charas run today, which is fascinating to me that,
oh my god, the since he left the Bruins, he's
really got into marathon. He does marathons all over the place.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Here's what I would love is to compare if we
had Tara and Tyler both run the marathon. I want
to see the difference in the number of steps based
on their strideline.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I got ten steps for every one of his easily.
It's like a giraffe against a bunny. You know, it's
just pretty much it. Yeah, he's he's like six.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Foot nine, right, six foot nine? Yeah? What am I
like six six something like that?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, relatively minus the foot nine, Yeah, minus the foot
He finished the twenty twenty three Boston Marathon at the
time of three thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's faster than you. Yeah, it is faster than me.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
But guys that size should not be doing marathons physically,
it's such a toll.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
But but hockey's not.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, I'm saying, after all those years of getting beat
up in the NHL, then he decides to have a
marathon career. That's you know what they call people like
that professional athletes. They do it for a living. They're
used to it, so you think they can do any
sport at all because they were a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Michael Jordan played baseball. Do you see Tiger Woods running
the marathon?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, maybe he could, well not anymore, he couldn't, but
he probably could have back in the day. So Danie
char is just like the manchild. I remember going to
Cannaby Lake Park once and they have a ride. As
you first come in. It's the airplane ride. It's just
those little metal planes on the chains and it just
goes around in a circle and you have levers and everything.
The little kids ride. He was riding that by himself,

(04:34):
and he's having the greatest time. And I'm standing there
with my wife going, that's a Danie char No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
You look so it is.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
And he's just riding this ride surrounded by all these
kids and the other airplanes. Why was he by himself
because six foot ninety you couldn't fit anybody else in
that place with his kids or something.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Why are you putting it till day over the end?
What are you saying is to Danielle? Is that if
I've been mispronouncing it all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Isn't that or it's not? I think it's a Dane
O Dano, But I know a lot of people that
say it's a Danielle. That's what I always heard, was
the Danielle.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
The daniel sounds like a guy that tried to pick
me up outside of Narcissus and me.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Did he succeed? I know, I was nine, Oh we
got cash coming up? Sorry I asked that was a dollar?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Brud right after jet for Boston's Classic Rock one hundred
points that have at w c l X.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's the Chuck Lannoying Show on Boston's Classic Rock.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
You know, Danielle's really taking it to heart this journalism
that she's doing.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
At the top of the hour download with Danielle really,
I know Edward R.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Murrow over here is talk of a scholarship perhaps coming
out of bu It's early.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's only it's been a week, Danielle mrras scholarship. But
I like it, like that it's for squirrels only. Yeah,
I was gonna say it's only like for cats though. Yeah,
but you've already made an impression probably with stories like uh.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
This one was Staten Island last week. Thirty seven year
old man by the name of it was a Harry Torris.
Harry Torris, Harry Harry. No, I did not make it
all Harry Harry. He was arrested. He set a little
fire in the backyard. But it's what he used that's
of interest, as a fuel, as a few, as an

(06:25):
incendiary device.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Whole chili night wanted to warm himself up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
We're saying, I mean I've used these things for the
same for the same purpose, but unfortunately he.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Decided to like them on fire.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
A couple two three sex toys, one of which, how
can I say this for the people's air waves, was
a pocket pee excuse me, yeah, a pocket pea or
a travel vs a travel V Yeah, flash light, I
can say that that's a branded name.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't know how much you've investigated the story, but
were the devices in question still in their original packaging?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, you can't return them if they're not right spoken
like a true professional. You're saying, it's like a bathing suit.
You can't bring it back. Bathing suits, you can. You
got to have the liner in.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Sex toys are a little bit different that that gets
a little That's why you hat That's why, Yeah, you
have them tested with the batteries before you leave the store,
because oftentimes if you try to come back and say, look,
I put the batteries and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, common sense. Was that embarrassing when you did that?
I don't get embarrassed by any of that. She doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
I can you put my points in please?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can see you taking video and posting it on Instagram. Hey,
I'm at the sex toy shop. Hi, I'm Danielle. You like,
look at this tuble.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
We have this backyard bonfire forever chemicals going off, and
how many does it say how many?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
He set three on fire. We only know about the
type for one of them. But the problem is, thank you,
it's spread to two neighboring houses. So this poor like
this eighty year old woman who lives next door had
to be evacuated. I think she lost her cat. Oh
that's tragic, but she's been living in that house since
nineteen freaking eighty seven. Now this guy, this guy might

(08:14):
be how do we say this little off? He seemed
to not be remorseful. I think something might be going
on there. I think he's had some some prior run
ins with the law. He may have had some some
we might like to burn things.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Not a good neighbor, what you're saying, not.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
A great neighbor. I'm guessing he might have lived with
a parent. He was taken away in handcuffs wearing a
blue robe and sandals or slippers.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You know, this poor woman, she's going to have to
file a claim with the insurance company and they say,
I'm sorry, we have to deny.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
You're not covered for sex toy fires. I mean, you
got it. That's like flood flood covers.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You got to make sure you have to get a
check off your policy and make sure you have the
appropriate designation.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
He was just screwed. Do we know why he burned him?
Just because just like it's I think he's like a pyro.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Okay, so didn't belong to No that we don't say,
like I want to know the meaning behind this?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Did have anything to do with Easter weekend? No, I
don't believe he was trying to resurrect anything.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
But if this guy has a full time partner, and
I don't, that's trust.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's the morning show, Boston's classic rock.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
And when you're going.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
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Speaker 3 (09:30):
At Friday night, there was a very cool horse ride
through Boston, which I thought was amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Some people.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Kind of like who cares? Some people who actually live
along the route of this nighttime horse ride which was
re enacted Friday night and couldn't care.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Less correct, that's just amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's something I don't care. It's just I don't think
it's as big a deal. And you've been making it
all morning behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
He's not bringing out the camping chair exactly. I'm out there.
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
It just you know, helps start a country and you know,
kick some English ass all that it was a big anniversary.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
We'll get into it. I'll give you some details on it.
Maybe you'll change and Danielle can talk about phones.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
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Speaker 1 (10:33):
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Speaker 2 (10:35):
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Speaker 1 (10:40):
Jush Norwin, Danielle Murr, Chris Tyler, keep it up. Great team,
you guys are great.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm loving let'sten into ZLF in the morning.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh all right, what I'm talking about? Very laid back.
How many I guess that guy? I think he's happy
holiday and it's a good move.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It is a holidays, Patriots Day marathon Monday, A lot
of history, a lot of history. Friday night was one
of the coolest nights I've seen a long time, and
I totally forgot about it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Two hundred and fiftieth anniversary at the midnight Ride.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Of Paul Revere, and they re enacted it in actual time. Yes,
you could see Paul. I didn't picture him to look
like that either. You know, the guy who was Paul Revere.
They pictured him. They showed him coming out of his
house and his wife giving him the teary goodbye, wishing him,
you know, be merry or whatever you said back then.

(11:38):
And he was on his way, and there were thousands
of people lining the entire ride from here to Lexington
and Conqueror, and they're all standing there with Mike's pastry boxes.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
It was it was not a tourism thing at all.
Made it look like it, all right, we.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Gotta talk about because I did pick even before you
said that, I was amazed how many people had their
phones up because this guy is flying on the horse
in the dark, and everybody has their phones out to
record it, so they totally missed seeing him in real time.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
You're not listen.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I hate to break it to you, but you're not
going to be the one video that goes viral.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's not going to be you. So just put the
phone down and enjoy the moment. Be done.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
With it, and it looked like some of those people
are going to get whailed by the horse hanging.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Out When they were waiting for him to come down
on the horse, you have all these idiots like standing
trying to get the view, leaning over, and then he
comes down like like a shot. I'm shocked nobody got
run over.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
They were so close, so close, but he was paying attention,
and this.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Guy's like, I'm going I've got my job. I am
Paul Revere. It was trot right. I thought it was
so cool and everybody was so into it, except for
the guy who lives in Charlestown, which was on part
of the course there, Tyler, who just I mean, you're
from Rhode Island. They liked the river on fire there.
I get that it's big steel, it's a big deal.

(13:04):
But the birth of our nation very cool moment. I'm
not saying it's not like a cool thing, but you
were talking about it like it was the second coming
of Christ.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I just think they did it so well. It was
very cool. It was very cool. People were cheering Merca,
you know.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
And then the next morning they had the recreation of
the battle at the exact time was like the.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Morning do you see the crowds for that? Yes, yeah,
so many people came out for that. It's very cool. Yeah,
I was in bed, I was sound asleep. You have
no sense of history at all.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I do, and I don't. I just think these like
reenactments are. They're cool, but there's a little bit of
a cornball factor to it. There.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It is.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, you said it, and we just lost the reenactor audience,
the reactors.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Tuned out, the cosplay people gone.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
So you're saying, when your New England Patriots score a
touchdown and those Patriots fire off the muskets and celebration,
that's corny.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, that's cool. Why is that cool?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Because it's not at five point fifteen in the morning
waking people up with bombs and guns.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's during a football game.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
And by the way, I have PTSD with that sound
he's playing right now, because yes, I live in Charlestown
and they laid off that stupid cannon twice a day
at eight am and then again at sunset, and there's
like it's a residential neighborhood dogs sby yard. I like
to it's not a functional navy yard.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
When I it still is.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
That is the oldest active warship in the United States
Navy it is? And how many battles has it seen lately? Oh,
it's not necessary to do. The tourist coming on, a
little kid drop an ice cream on the deck. Someone's
gonna clean that on.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Paul Revere went riding through the North End when Tyler
was living there. Now would he knock, would he get
out and join the cause? Or would he just go
back to watch?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I would have said, get out of my way. I
gotta go pick up my veal, palm, my sangue. I
got a sub with my name on it. Somebody posted
a map of Paul Revere's ride, and they they show
every dunks along the way.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That's the kind of content I want to say. That's
what I want. That's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
How many dunks do you think there are between Boston
and Lexington on this.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Right, on this thirteen let's let's take guesses. Yes, now
on the actual route, like on the actual route, yes,
fifty seven. I'm gonna go that's a lot. I'm gonna
go under, but not slightly. I'll say, like forty five.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Are you serious? You guys have such a weird perception
of how many dunks there.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Are really, because I live in an area where there
are there's at least four locations I can think of
within five miles of my house where there are two
Dunkin Donuts across the street from each other.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I live in an area where's one in the
very next building next to mine. There are seven.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's called franchises. There's anity.
What do you do? Right through the woods?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, through Somerville, Medford, Yeah, the World Headquarters, Arlington, all on.
There's seven altogether. A couple spots. There's two, like one
on the side of the road. But there's not a
ton of them, which is surprising because Paul would have
loved the dunkn Caramel coconut cream Pine Mancioto on his
way to Machiano whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What did you call it? I don't know, I don't care.
You say macchiato? Yeah, I said macchiato. I don't offend
the Italian with the coffee head. Did I say macchiatto?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Ross?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
The guy is mac Yoto, He says espresso. I guarantee it.
You said that. The other day you did?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
There was an accident I slipped. Wow, all right, I
tend to do that. So cool or not cool? The
midnight Ride of Paul Revere two hundred and fiftieth anniverals.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You're into it, I mean the two.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
I think the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary made it
a bigger thing because I saw a lot of people
that I know even post you know, in their Instagram
stories from it, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh, you went to that really okay? Cool, I'll bring
the kids.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'll say cool with an asteriss if you're doing like
the family friendly night that kind of thing, I get
the wife from the kids. Let's go see this guy
getting on a horse and ride away.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, it's a big deal though, because it was two
hundred and fifty years See this guy horse, by the way,
it was so damn cool.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Why weren't you there?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Because I'm getting nice, try I don't think so. Pal Wow, shout,
I'm a Patriot. Tears for fears from z LS to
take on the Red Coats as they arrived at conquered

(17:28):
north Bridge.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Then a shot rings out from the British side, by
all accounts, and then a second and a third and
one of the minute men is graised in the forehead
and then Major Butcher gives the faithful order fire for
God's sake, fire And that was the first time that
a colonial officer ordered his minutemen to fire on the

(17:50):
king's soldiers.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, that was.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Two hundred and fifty years ago. That was huge. That
was history in the making. Yes, we weren't a nation then.
We were ruled by King George and those guys way
across the ocean until that happened two hundred years ago.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
This weekend, how many the birth of a nation?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yes, we have all these great things happening this weekend,
including the ride of Paul Revere and Tyler's annoyed by that.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Like what happened to method acting.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You know this guy, the reenactor, He didn't actually ride
his horse to Lexington. He jumped in a car and
then picked up an I don't believe that. That's what
it says right here on the website. Oh it's got
to be true. Then it's got to be true. The
reenacted playing somebody said that did not ride his horse
all the way to Lexington. He ride there on horseback
around ten o'clock, which means he probably jumped in an
uber and they said, oh, let me grab that horse
over there.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
They couldn't use a bike lane.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
He's stuff at dunks. Yeah, exactly, there's only seven. All right,
we got to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
We do.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Let's do it again tomorrow morning, six am.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Danielle Tyler, Thank you, Rojo, thank you, Pelosi, thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
We are Carter Allen coming up next marathon Monday, get it.
We could do the Rosie Ruiz. Just just go down
there and jump on the tee. Get all sweating. Meet
you at the finish line. We've won.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
About to start a thousand dollars bride. Remember your next
chance of graant coming up here. Ten ten, have a
great day.
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