August 15, 2022 • 35 mins
Find out what the first person who was trying to milk a cow trying to do in this kick off of the Jubal Show, a man is on the phone to prank his wife about their iHeart Radio Music Festival tickets, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow is reporting on why you shouldn't be scamming your own mother out of millions of dollars in this INN, Jess is on the phone for a First Date Follow Up to try and figure out why he is not getting a call back from Claire, there is a man on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret about what his parents think happened versus what actually happened, and our new 22 year-old Producer, Victoria, is being test on her Britney Spears knowledge in this special game of If You Don't Know, Now You Know!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then jubil Show on demand. It's time for another exciting
edition of Stupid Internet Questions. It's the game where we
ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the
dot com today. I forgot my name. It's okay, because
names don't matter. If Funky something right, funny, I'm Funky
(00:23):
Funk Stevens, and I forget my name sometimes, but I
never forget when it's time to play Stupid Internet Questions.
And what is the question that everybody's asking on the
Internet today that we need to talk about? We are
dying to know, and let's not die anymore. Let's just know.
(00:45):
And here's today's Stupid Internet question text and four one
oh six one. I personally think this is a very
amazing stupid Internet question and I can't wait to hear
your answer. Here is today's stupid Internet question. What do
you think it's the first person to milka cow was
actually true trying to do you think the first person
(01:05):
to milk cow was actually trying to do? That's a
disturbing thought. Very well. The first thing that comes to
my mind is I think that whoever it was maybe
thought that the cow was in pain because it was
trying to get milk out, and I was like, hmm,
I think I'm squirting out of it like it does humans.
I didn't think about that as women do when you're pregnant.
This is the only person here it's been pregnant before. Yeah,
(01:25):
right right, your boost when it fills up with milk,
it gets sore. Yeah, you have to like, yeah, you
have to release the milk. Whether you're trying to not
breastfeed or not. You know, you can do things that
stop it from producing milk, but it takes time. But
if they're full, they'll just start squirting out. God literally,
Like if I didn't have a braw Er T shirt on, like,
it would just squirt like that. And that is why
(01:53):
men don't get that fun little option on our body,
because I wouldn't be scoring everybody in the face squirt.
You eye walk into them more than your buddies, Like, hey,
what's up? Mention stains everywhere everywhere? Driving a mom and
then forgetting and put a pad in. Oh wow. Yeah,
(02:14):
it's stupid Internet questions, and we're asking the question, what
do you think the first person to milk a cow
was actually trying to do? Calls up eight to eight
three four three one or six one text and four
one oh six one? What do you think they were
trying to do? You know, guys just like to pull
on thing. Oh that's something I can pull on. Let's
(02:37):
pretend like it was back when you first discovered a
cow when you were a caveman, okay, and you didn't
know what a cow or a cow watter was, and
then you saw the cow and you're like, well that
things scary. But then you realize this movement slow and
it doesn't look that scary, and you see some utters?
What's going through your mind? Right there? I feel like
I would probably just want to touch them, And then
I jumped it and I'd be like, wait a second,
this thing is fun to pull on. How many does have?
(02:59):
I think? Now? Do you know how many others I
think it has? Like nine? Three six nine? You maniac?
Can't wait? Wait? If the utter is the utter the
little little little knob or pull down, you know, like
your dots where the milk comes out of? I think,
But don't they like two? Like bad? Well they got
four four, four utters? What do I think they have?
(03:22):
Like twelve? Technically they have one other that splits into
four separate compartments so the utter is just the big pass.
It's like the areola. Then oh my, yeah, that's what
I thought. It was also called teas. Yeah, call us
up one text in four one oh six one today
(03:43):
stupid internet question is a good one. It's this, what
do you think the first person the milk a cow
was actually trying to do? I think about stuff like
that a lot. Just why because I think I have
a lot of more pressing issues that I should think about.
Like I think we're laid on our taxes, but I
(04:03):
think about things like that more than I do paying taxes,
which is probably why laid on taxes. Hey, judge, look,
it's fine that we didn't do it, because I'm asking
you a question and tell me if you could be
on time to the tax I'm trying to figure this out.
We got a really interesting text. Then they said cow's
only lactate when they have a calf, So I guess, like,
(04:23):
but they said anyway, so the first person to milk
a cow would have seen a calf nursing on the cow.
Therefore they would have known there was something going on.
So that's how they went to try it. Yeah, exactly
did they know for sure? But if they did see that.
I don't think humans at that time in the world
would have known. Let me try to squeeze it first.
They probably did the same exact thing, don't you think.
(04:47):
Oh oh, now, I can imagine the first humans that
tried milk are new to the milk. A cow the
one guy that was like, I'm gonna do it, trying
to dri us like a baby calf and get in
there with the other calfs like I'm one of you.
My god. This is also how furry Play got started.
(05:09):
So many things happened all because of the cow artter
that was two bid Internet questions. Join us tomorrow for
another exciting edition, and remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewels Show follow all of
us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas,
I'm at Christian Grace. Now I'm at Bennett No. The
Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil Phone frame Day
(05:29):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Ted
Thobdo and I'm calling from Tickets. I was looking for Alicia.
This is her. Hi, Alicia, I'm calling in regards to
a recent purchase of a pair of two day tickets
to the iHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas on
September twenty third and twenty four US. Oh yeah, well,
(05:51):
I'm not sure if you know this, but excess dot
Com is the preferred ticket side for the I Heeart
Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, and we are third
party vendor, which means times we put tickets up there
when we actually don't have them, and I have to
regretfully inform you that we do not have more of
those tickets since we are third party side. So I'm
so sorry about the whoa, whoa what that you don't want?
I've been looking forward to the show. My husband and
(06:13):
I already have our tickets books for Vegas. We have
a babysitter. No, no, look, no, no, You're gonna answer
two questions for me. Now, how did this happen? And
how are you gonna get me my ticket? You send
a little bit upset to me A little well, I
guess you're saying more than the bold stepped on the
thumb tack here that hold on the ticket box. Not
(06:35):
right now, Foxing, I'm so sorry, not right now, fox There.
I am on the phone. Try Daddy's trying to work.
Please close the door and go away. I'm so sorry
about that, ma'am. That was my son, Foxing. What that
kid look at? I can tell me about my ticket.
I'm so sorry about this. I work from home. You
(06:55):
see right now, Foxy clothes, that was my son, Foxy fox.
If you don't close this door. This second man you get,
I think he work from home. I heard your kid. Okay,
it sounded like he was saying something about my tickets.
(07:18):
What know, Well, he knows that I work for a
ticketing website. Sometimes he comes in when I'm working and
wants to see what I'm working. Our own that's pretty
much all of it is. No, it sounded like he
wanted tickets. I heard radio music festival, man, I can
assure you that is not the case. And did you
cancel her? I heard radio music festival tickets yet? Okay,
well that one was probably clear as day, wasn't it.
(07:42):
You are you canceling my purchasing because you're a little kiddo? Yeah, tickets?
Stop it? Foxing fox back, Hey, lady, you have my
I heard radio music festival tickets. I'm on the back
right now. Say you can't be saying that to people.
(08:04):
Shut I'm dead. You don't hurt my tickets. I'm gonna
business girl. Shut your hole sright down, man, ma'am, give
me that phone back right now. Give me hello, ma'am.
I'm so sorry about this. I retrieved the phone from
my son Foxy, who is now out of the room. No,
I'm not Dad, get out of the room. Please. That
(08:26):
was very unprofessional, and I please, I hope you don't
report me to my manager. Oh oh, you're I'm reporting
you to everyone. Okay, you're gonna be sorry. I'm calling
the better business guirau. I'm gonna shut down your whole psyche.
Nobody's ever going to purchase tickets from you, and please
going down. Let me explain, Please, if I could just
explain it to you, it all makes things. No, you
my tickets because you want to give them to your
(08:47):
little breath. Okay, do you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hang up this song and I'm gonna call
up a real ticketing website and I'm gonna get some tickets,
and then i'm gonna call the cock at Lady. I'm
not going back to yes man. Please don't call the police.
I have the authorities. I cannot have my sun Fox
to go back to jail. I don't know what is
going on in this family, but I'm hanging up and
(09:08):
this is not the last time you've heard from me. Okay, well,
don't hang up yet, because this is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
Foxy is Jack's my ten year old steps on hike.
Your husband Dylan set you up for a phone prank.
It's a joe. Your husband said that you bought tickets
(09:31):
to the Heart Here Music Festival in Las Vegas, and
he's been mesting with you about how they're gonna be
fake tickets or whatever. Do I have tickets? Yes, we
have the tickets. We're going. Obviously you're excited about going
to the show. That's cool. Yes, the Jewbil Show on demand.
(09:52):
Welcome to the iron N, the idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.
For Monday, August fifteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh,
and you think your drive to work is crappy today,
wait till you hear this. Oh tell you more about
that in just a second. But first, le's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh and a video is going viral about
a guy who shows us exactly what not to do
(10:13):
at a national park that has ledges where you could
fall like thousands of feet. I have what he did
coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grays now. And
if you were forced to scam your own mother out
of millions of her own dollars, perhaps you were never
deserving of the money in the first place. We're coming
up on that in my story. That's coming up in
my story. Marrow those in just a second before you.
First story the day in the I N N the
eighty news. There the report the news. Everybody knows that
(10:34):
Mondays are crappy. Everybody knows that traffic is crappy. But
if you think your drive to work is crappy, wait
till you hear this. Gosh, a bunch of porta potties
fell off a truck and a highway in Wisconsin, oh
got hit by cars, a huge pile up of not
just cars. Enjoy The best part of this story is
(10:57):
the news report they did on the actual news about it.
Listens A porta potty fine back at me and I
try my best to serve out the way, but Alex
Lario says it happened so fast his mind was racing.
I was so shook. I was beyond shook. I was like,
is that a porter potty? I'm like, where did he
even come from? To these set it there. Over the
next few minutes, cars and trucks hit nearly all of
the porta potties, one leaving only fluttering toilet paper behind.
(11:21):
This is this reporter's biggest news story ever. So much working,
I mean, this is the i N the Eadian News Network,
the airport the news, and we don't work that hard
on our stories. He took the time to sit there
and go, how can I paint the picture ye to
the paper? What would be doing from a port of fluttering? Look,
I'm gonna use fluttering when someone comes out of the
bathroom and they have toilet paper on their shoes, like
(11:44):
toilet paper on their tires. This is the i NN,
the Idiot's Network. Quaritiots are just in the news the
very next story. Listening on over to Alex Thresh, who's
on location Bryce Canyon in Utah where this guy somebody's
recording him and he like runs and leaps over this
railing and then on the other edge is like a
(12:04):
cliff that goes thousands of feet down, and then he
didn't mean to go that farest when he fell, he
like slipped and like slid down this little ambigment and
then just like two feet from him was thousands of
feet down. So why why did this? Because, like you know,
out in the desert area like that, that type of
ground is slippery with shoes. Also, why would you do
that anyway slippery? Why? National Park? It's a huge canyon. Yeah,
(12:30):
he jumps over the rail and then his feet hit
the ground and then he falls on his button, starts
sliding down like to the cliff about to fall off
of it. Looks like he did it obviously thinking that
he was tricking whoever was watching it, because he was
going to land on the other side and then he
got tricked. Real I was thinking maybe he was doing
it for Instagram social media, like people will do anything.
(12:51):
Probably liken't mean to fall, No, definitely not. I'm surprised
you didn't see a little stream of pea going down,
falling down the cliff from where he felt, because I
would have video. Even the person recording they stop, I
think because they were panting, so here's audio of it. Right, Yeah,
she definitely thought that he was about to die. That
(13:13):
was Oh, I don't know what language it back to you.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. It on over
to Christian Gray Snows on location in Brazil where the
daughter of a wealthy art collector scammed her art collecting
mama out of fine art and jewelry totaling over one
(13:34):
hundred and forty million dollars. Yes, the daughter was taken
into custody Wednesday in Rio de jan Eira after she
used fake fortune tellers to convince her mom that all
their family like belongings. Her mom was the widow of
a wealthy art collector basically okay, and she convinced her
using fortune tellers that all the belongings were possessed and
they needed to get them out of the house. Oh. Yes,
(13:56):
so she has been charged, Sabine Bog she thinks her
name was charged with embezzlement at stortion and fake in
prison man trying to get money from her mother. The
idea though, that is a genius way. You got to
give it to her from creativity. I mean, how greedy
Are you clearly very greedy that you even have to
go to that point? Isn't a couple mill enough? You
(14:17):
would think how greedy is the daughter and how stupid
is the mom? Yeah right? That was the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
In tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report
from the I n N. Remember, you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow us
all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres,
I'm at Christian Grace Now, I'm at Bennett Knows the
(14:40):
Jewel Show on demand First date follow up? Yes, is
on the phone today for a first date follow up,
and he's not getting a call back from Claire. Jess.
I'm assuming Claire's probably got a lot of money. Why
because Claire from them all? Yes, Claire's Boutique. I was
getting there. I was gonna make a Clai's Boutique show
of Claire. Yeah right, it doesn't really matter. It's more
(15:03):
about why Claire's not calling you back, and let's figure
that out. So first, first, how long has it been
since your date with Claire? It's been about a week
at about a week and how many times have you
reached out to Claire in that time? Um, let's see twice,
just twice twice? All right, son? You texted her? I did, yes,
(15:25):
and she darrance blond at all? No? What about social media?
Social media? Um, we didn't get each other's Instagram. Sweet,
I just have her through Umble, you know. Okay, so
you met her on bumble. Tell us about the day.
Why do you think she's not calling you back? I
truly have no idea. I mean, I've been thinking about it.
(15:45):
Maybe it was something I said. I mean we we
we went out, Um, we went out to eat it.
H The conversation was really easy and uh, you know,
I was talking about things that you talk on the
day about, you know, her friends and sports and all that.
And you know what, though, I could sense in the
(16:06):
middle of the date, I could sense her sort of
pushing back. So it must have been sometimes said, Yes,
it must have been something that you said or maybe
something that you did. Yeah, And what do you mean
by pushing back? Well, she just got a lot quieter.
I ordered kind of a lot of food, a couple appetizers,
(16:28):
a meal, dessert and stuff, and she like this is
when the date kind of went south. She kind of
just like picked at her food. I didn't really eat
the dessert, and so I don't know. I something happened
to where she was turned off. Okay, maybe she wasn't
feeling well, maybe she's a vegan. Maybe I don't know,
maybe she didn't like the food. Yeah, she's blaming all
(16:51):
on you. Did you invite her hair? Did you bring
her to that restaurant? Yeah? I mean I suggested the place. Okay,
maybe she didn't. I don't know, but I thought that
she would have liked me well enough to like still
keep in touch and go out again. Yeah. I mean
it would be pretty harsh if she didn't want to
call you back just because she didn't like your selection
(17:11):
of a restaurant. But I mean that could happen. Some
people could be like that. But I I mean, I
wouldn't want to go out with that person again if
they didn't want to talk to me because of the
restaurant I took him too. Did you make her pay
to make true? No? No, of course she had to
pay for about your kid? Yeah, that would do it. No,
I covered it. I told her it was this one
(17:32):
was on me. Well, she did say, which I thought
was kind of interesting that I looked like someone she knew.
She said it multiple times too. She was like, are
you sure I don't know you? You You looked so familiar
And she said it in a way that she wasn't
pleased about it. Oh weird, Maybe she realized who you were.
(17:54):
Maybe if you guys had like a bad passors, I
mean you don't have them about a road rage incident recently?
Was somebody that looked like her, you know? Or I
mean maybe you cut her off in traffic for some
time and you can't forget it. I don't know the
window and sees your license plate. No, I mean, it's
not my fault if I look like someone that she
(18:14):
You know, it could actually be you, though. What if
something happened you don't even know about it, that'd be crazy.
Odds of that would be insane or maybe bad case
of the X. You know you might look like her X.
Oh yeah, yeah, that can happen too, Like you do
it like a little thing that reminds her over X.
I wouldn't want to date with somebody like that, be like, h,
(18:37):
I was gonna say that, you'd be surprised what has
happened on dates? You know, you say that would be
whatever impossible or like the odds know, yeah, it could happen.
I mean you've heard, but I've heard so well. I
just I want to figure it out because I really
liked her and I really would like to see her again. Okay,
(18:57):
we'll play a song, come back and then call her
and get your first date follow up right for this,
but all of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Jess is on the phone and he's
not getting a call back from Claire. They met on
bumble and they went out to a just a normal
American restaurant and have some burgers and chat. Jess ordered
a bunch of appetizers. Did you order the dessert? Jess?
(19:17):
I didn't ask you that. That's very important thing that
I forgot to ask you. Did you say? Okay, So
it's not that I didn't ask. I wasn't listening at
that point in the conversation. Um. They went out to eat, though,
and then at a certain point her mood changed and
she put she was sort of pushing back, is how
Jess described it. She didn't seem like she wanted to
be there. One word answers and the only things that
Jess can think of being a reason that she's not
(19:39):
calling him back is that maybe she didn't like the restaurant.
And also she kept saying that he reminded her of somebody,
so it could be that he reminded her of someone
that she never wants to see again. Yeah, or maybe
she ran into Jess somewhere, like he took her spot
in line at the Apple Store when she was waiting
for a new iPhone or something and she never forgot.
I don't know, but we'll try to figure out. Right now,
we're gonna call her, get her on the and see
(20:00):
if we can find out why she's not calling you back. Jess,
are you ready? I am ready? All right, cool, I'm
gonna dial her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello.
Hi is this Claire? Yeah? Who's this? Hey Claire? How
(20:21):
are you? This is jew Bil from the radio show
The jew Bowl Show. Hi Claire. This is Alex from
the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show called The
Jewels Show. Hi Claire, this is a bet. I'm a
producer on the jew Bil Shop. Okay, well, why are
you calling me? We're calling you because we do a
segment on the show called the First date follow up.
It's where if you go out on a date with
(20:42):
somebody and then end up ghosting them, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
So you recently went out on a date with a
dude named Jess. Yes, Jess, you did. I'm hilarious, Claire,
thank you. So Jess emailed us though and told us
about your date. He said he liked you a lot,
(21:02):
and he also said that you're ghosting. I mean, he
doesn't know why, and we don't you tell um? Well,
I'll tell you what he said. Okay. He said that
he thinks two things could have gone wrong on the date.
He thinks either you didn't like the restaurant so much
that you didn't want to talk to him anymore because
(21:23):
he took you there. And then he also thinks that
maybe you he reminded you of somebody that you don't like,
because you kept saying that he reminded you of somebody. No,
none of those. But two weeks before our date, I
ended up going on a date and sleeping with one
(21:44):
of his friends. And he had been talking about this
person and he has a very specific name that I
won't mention, and I was like, it has to be
the same person. You know, people with unique names. There's
only one. I was like, oh, that's interesting. What do
you have a picture of him? And he showed me
a picture and it was him, and I just was like, oh, okay.
(22:07):
He said, at a certain point, you seem like you
were kind of over the date. Was that after he
saw the picture and you're like, oh, weird. I just
told him, oh, that's not the same person, um and uh,
and then he stopped talking and uh. And then I
was like, this is awkward. And I just was like
trying to get through it. But the other guy, he's
(22:29):
such a jerk and we slept together. After we slept together,
I didn't want to continue it, and I just thought, oh,
well his friend must be a jerk. If he's a jerk, okay,
so yeah, not necessarily. You know, some people are jerks.
Some people some people are nice and have friends that
are jerks. Huh. Well, I just didn't want to be
awkward that I slept with his friend. And then I
(22:50):
was just like I might maybe he'll be into it,
maybe I'll think it's cool or not. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just saying, if you if you liked him, then, like,
why not let him know that, you know, and then
see where it could go? Did you like Jess? Yeah,
but like I slept with his friend. Don't you think
that would be a turn off? I mean I would
(23:11):
think so for some people kind of, but like we
all have a pass. Yeah. I also don't really ever
want to see this other guy again. So the fact
that that does make sense, Yeah, well, I guess this
is the point for me to let you know that
Jess is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Oh my god. Surprised. I mean that's
(23:34):
pretty crazy. Would you be able to get over that
if she went out with you again? Just theoretically? Oh yeah, yeah,
definitely not all. Yeah, it happened before we met, so
I can't hold it against you. Why do you have
(23:54):
rude friends? Yeah? She said your friend is Oh yeah,
he's totally I mean I actually I stopped talking to
him like a week ago after something that he did.
So yeah, yeah, so hold on, both of you you guys,
have brought it up with your friend, Oh my gosh,
(24:17):
as long as you're okay with it, you know, I
didn't know how to bring it up and she's just
awkward and I don't know. Claire, would you would you
like to go on another date with Jess? We'll pay
for it. I mean, as long as not. Now that
both of you guys are single from Jesse's a hole
of a friend, I don't see why you wouldn't. Well,
(24:42):
are you guys like going to be friends again? Do
you think? Or is that like gonna? No? I mean
we're not friends anymore. If I see him, if I
see him around town like you know, every once in
a while, to believe that, no, we're not friends, I
would choose you your time. Tom. That's so sweet. Okay, Claire,
(25:04):
would you like to go on another date with Jess?
We'll pay for it? I mean, yeah, congratulations, Jess got
another date. I'm so excited right now? Ye, so much. Okay,
let's know how it goes. Thank you absolutely, And when
you guys make it, when you guys finally kind of
seal the deal. Try not to think about your friend
(25:28):
or how them as your best man on your wedding. Yeah,
there you go. Stories for days. Oh my god, the
Jewils show on demand, Jebils, Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? You texted in at four one six one
(25:49):
that you have a dirty little secret and this is
the Jewils Show and we're calling you back. So hello there,
oh my god, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh huh
yeah yeah. Alright alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
(26:11):
yeah there, all right, you want to get off your
get off? Why did everybody say that, I don't know,
get it off your chest? Is it because like everybody
listens to Jealist and like that. It was like something
you have to say, I can stop my chest. I
don't know. Sometimes you got some heavy on your chest,
you never feel like I have to get things off
my chest too. No, that's because you're going to getting
(26:32):
them off your chest. You get things off your chest
pretty quickly. Okay, I think this isn't about me. Well
you said you don't have them on your chest, but
I want to hear heavy. Get it off your chest?
Can you get it off your chest? Please? Alright? Okay,
well alright, so like literally though no one knows this
besides my my fiance and like that's friend, but I was,
(26:59):
I was what and I actually got out whole scholarge
ship to college. Cool gave me right? Yeah, So I
was awesome, and I liked it. You know, I was
gonna I was going to school for business. But um,
you know, I'm not the only person. I guess this
happened too, but whoops, I party too hard, I guess,
(27:19):
And uh, it didn't work out. But it's not all bad.
I met my girlfriend who's by fiance now. But so
I got something out of it. But college did not
work out for me the way I was supposed to,
and I dropped out. Dropped out of college. Yeah, is
that your secret that you dropped out of college? People
don't know that kind of the secret. But what's really
(27:41):
the secret is my parents think I graduated, so they're
probably super proud of wherever you went to school. I
fake went to school in the world. Yeah, do they
think that you graduated. They think that I graduated because
I told them I graduated like that. Nothing. They didn't
want to see nothing. They didn't want to come to
the graduation the degree your info that they did. But
(28:05):
I was like, uh, the way it worked out, my
leg was broken. Uh, well I was supposed to graduate
and they were like, all right, So it was really broken.
It actually was broke because we don't know what to
believe now that though, and uh, that's bad. I'm not
super proud of it. But the graduation, the graduation present
(28:28):
that my my folks gave me, well, wasn't Oh my god,
than Graham, you give it back, no, sir, Yeah, it's
almost like you earned it or they lost it. They
believed that light don't come on. They should lose that
ten thousand. Thank you for telling us your little secret. Hey,
(28:51):
it's been um. My parents didn't even believe I graduated,
are you. I mean like they went. They went to
the graduation for like half of it, then they left. Okay,
your I didn't believe that you graduated. No, your parents
went for half of it and left. It was too hot. Okay,
before I watched I didn't even watch me. You have
a k last name. That's not even that far time, right.
(29:13):
I didn't even know that because I didn't go to college.
I knew I went to I went to school in
Rhode Island University, population of ten I know. And they
didn't believe that I graduated because they can't see me
across the states because they left. Well that's the problem.
I literally did not get my diploma until four years later.
Why yes, why I had to pay for my diploma.
(29:35):
Actually why I had to pay for the replacement because
the one they send me but I lost it. The
college sounds hard. That's why I'm glad I didn't go. Okay,
that's all. Okay, that's procrastination. But it you waited four
years to figure out where the heck your diploma is?
I did? I did? Yeah, Well I didn't have a
wall to hang it up on for a while, so
I don't. Okay, it'd be like, where is my diploma?
I didn't have a wall to hang it up on.
(29:57):
Hold on, we don't even have time to we don't.
That's another story. The Jewel Show on demand. Have you
heard the audio that is breaking the internet right now?
Britney spears freaking out the Jewel Show. Here's that audio.
You all better start respecting me, are we clear? Yeah?
(30:19):
And when robbing, you're you're all even robbing? Kid? She goes,
what have you been doing to your kids? You're all
start treating me like a woman with worth? I am
a woman. Okay, be nice to me, do you understand? Yeah?
(30:40):
I think Britney's got a new song maybe coming out soon,
So I am a woman being nice to me. It
sounds like it said could be a song. It was
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman back in
the day, and now it's I'm a woman being nice
to me. Yeah. And because we're talking about Britney Spears
(31:02):
right now, it means it's perfect time to play another
round of if you don't Know, Now you Know. One
of the members on the show has to play a
game about something they know nothing about, just to prove
how much they don't know about the subject and for
most people who do know about the subject to laugh
at the person on the show. Yes, and once again,
we're gonna play if you don't know, Now you Know
(31:22):
with Victoria because Victoria has zero knowledge of the world
before the year two thousand. Yep, she's twenty two years old.
So it's pretty simple. Just works like this, Play a
clip of a very very very very popular song from
Britney Spears or whoever the huge, very very very very
super popular artist is, and then we see if Victoria
(31:44):
can name the song. Are you ready? I think so? Okay,
we'll make it easy. I'll play the song that I
just did a second ago. I know this one, okay,
what is it? Oh? I don't know? The name, but wait, toxic,
(32:05):
discuss the most said word. We're playing our new game.
If you don't know, now you know where One of
the members on the show gets asked questions about something
they should know but definitely don't know, and then they're
made fun of mercilessly. We're playing with Victoria because she's
twenty two and doesn't know anything before the year two thousand.
(32:27):
We did this just a little while ago with Beyonce
songs pre two thousand Beyonce songs and Victoria had no
idea about any of them unless they were on the
show Glee. Victoria thinks that Beyonce is actually Leah Michelle.
Oh god, same, All right, here we go, Victoria. Here's
another Britney song. See if you can identify this song.
(32:55):
Come on, she's looking like she doesn't have at no,
says lucky. That's awkward. That is awkward. Isn't she lovely?
That's a song that's like an old song, like a
Beatles song or something like. This is a classic. Think everybody,
(33:16):
I mean yet singing the singing Christians dancing. Alex's dancing
been into dancing everybody except you. He's dancing for you. Well,
I don't know the song, but I've never been a
Britney Spears fan. So well, you didn't get born after
two thousands, that's true, and you're working radio, that's true.
But I've also ignored most of the music on the
(33:38):
radio stations i've been on for not at a certain
point you can't ignore it. Oh my gosh. Well maybe
you're married to me, Alex. You know how good I
can ignore things if I need to imagine, I've ignore
Britney Spears music throughout my trying to get some respects.
All right, Victoria, what is that? Yeah? I don't know.
My guess is isn't she lucky? Oh? Good? Is that
(34:00):
what it's called? Really? Just lucky? It's just lucky, it's
just lucky. Well, give me a half a point one
more time. I'm gonna play a song here, Victoria, and
you'll see if you can guess what Britney Spears song
of this is, because remember Victoria doesn't know anything about
what happened before the year two thousand. Nothing. Here's the song.
You definitely would not know the song. Thank you. I
(34:28):
don't know how to do it. Then, it's because born
to make you happy? Is that what it's called that
was super easy, though, You would that she should know
the song as if she sings along with it. Yeah,
(34:50):
that's actually yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, you should be
you should have to sing along with it all right,
one more time and then we'll see if you can
sing along with the song approves. You know it? All right?
Here we go, here's the next. Victoria was just doing
the thing that everybody does when they don't know the
worst to a song, and then they just start saying
(35:12):
like nonsense words really quiet, so it sounds like it
might possibly be saying I thought she was doing the
Maria carried you see, I know it? What did she
say right there? Then? If you know it? She said?
He Obviously Victoria has no clue about Britney Spears two thousand. Sorry, mortal.
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Remember you can follow the show on social media at
the Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I at that Dres, I'm at Christian Grace, Now, I'm
at Bennett Knows and your phone pric happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
in just a few minutes. It's The Jewel Show on demand.
Then jubil Show on demand. It's time for another exciting
edition of Stupid Internet Questions. It's the game where we
ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the
dot com today. I forgot my name. It's okay, because
names don't matter. If Funky something right, funny, I'm Funky
(00:23):
Funk Stevens, and I forget my name sometimes, but I
never forget when it's time to play Stupid Internet Questions.
And what is the question that everybody's asking on the
Internet today that we need to talk about? We are
dying to know, and let's not die anymore. Let's just know.
(00:45):
And here's today's Stupid Internet question text and four one
oh six one. I personally think this is a very
amazing stupid Internet question and I can't wait to hear
your answer. Here is today's stupid Internet question. What do
you think it's the first person to milka cow was
actually true trying to do you think the first person
(01:05):
to milk cow was actually trying to do? That's a
disturbing thought. Very well. The first thing that comes to
my mind is I think that whoever it was maybe
thought that the cow was in pain because it was
trying to get milk out, and I was like, hmm,
I think I'm squirting out of it like it does humans.
I didn't think about that as women do when you're pregnant.
This is the only person here it's been pregnant before. Yeah,
(01:25):
right right, your boost when it fills up with milk,
it gets sore. Yeah, you have to like, yeah, you
have to release the milk. Whether you're trying to not
breastfeed or not. You know, you can do things that
stop it from producing milk, but it takes time. But
if they're full, they'll just start squirting out. God literally,
Like if I didn't have a braw Er T shirt on, like,
it would just squirt like that. And that is why
(01:53):
men don't get that fun little option on our body,
because I wouldn't be scoring everybody in the face squirt.
You eye walk into them more than your buddies, Like, hey,
what's up? Mention stains everywhere everywhere? Driving a mom and
then forgetting and put a pad in. Oh wow. Yeah,
(02:14):
it's stupid Internet questions, and we're asking the question, what
do you think the first person to milk a cow
was actually trying to do? Calls up eight to eight
three four three one or six one text and four
one oh six one? What do you think they were
trying to do? You know, guys just like to pull
on thing. Oh that's something I can pull on. Let's
(02:37):
pretend like it was back when you first discovered a
cow when you were a caveman, okay, and you didn't
know what a cow or a cow watter was, and
then you saw the cow and you're like, well that
things scary. But then you realize this movement slow and
it doesn't look that scary, and you see some utters?
What's going through your mind? Right there? I feel like
I would probably just want to touch them, And then
I jumped it and I'd be like, wait a second,
this thing is fun to pull on. How many does have?
(02:59):
I think? Now? Do you know how many others I
think it has? Like nine? Three six nine? You maniac?
Can't wait? Wait? If the utter is the utter the
little little little knob or pull down, you know, like
your dots where the milk comes out of? I think,
But don't they like two? Like bad? Well they got
four four, four utters? What do I think they have?
(03:22):
Like twelve? Technically they have one other that splits into
four separate compartments so the utter is just the big pass.
It's like the areola. Then oh my, yeah, that's what
I thought. It was also called teas. Yeah, call us
up one text in four one oh six one today
(03:43):
stupid internet question is a good one. It's this, what
do you think the first person the milk a cow
was actually trying to do? I think about stuff like
that a lot. Just why because I think I have
a lot of more pressing issues that I should think about.
Like I think we're laid on our taxes, but I
(04:03):
think about things like that more than I do paying taxes,
which is probably why laid on taxes. Hey, judge, look,
it's fine that we didn't do it, because I'm asking
you a question and tell me if you could be
on time to the tax I'm trying to figure this out.
We got a really interesting text. Then they said cow's
only lactate when they have a calf, So I guess, like,
(04:23):
but they said anyway, so the first person to milk
a cow would have seen a calf nursing on the cow.
Therefore they would have known there was something going on.
So that's how they went to try it. Yeah, exactly
did they know for sure? But if they did see that.
I don't think humans at that time in the world
would have known. Let me try to squeeze it first.
They probably did the same exact thing, don't you think.
(04:47):
Oh oh, now, I can imagine the first humans that
tried milk are new to the milk. A cow the
one guy that was like, I'm gonna do it, trying
to dri us like a baby calf and get in
there with the other calfs like I'm one of you.
My god. This is also how furry Play got started.
(05:09):
So many things happened all because of the cow artter
that was two bid Internet questions. Join us tomorrow for
another exciting edition, and remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewels Show follow all of
us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas,
I'm at Christian Grace. Now I'm at Bennett No. The
Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil Phone frame Day
(05:29):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Ted
Thobdo and I'm calling from Tickets. I was looking for Alicia.
This is her. Hi, Alicia, I'm calling in regards to
a recent purchase of a pair of two day tickets
to the iHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas on
September twenty third and twenty four US. Oh yeah, well,
(05:51):
I'm not sure if you know this, but excess dot
Com is the preferred ticket side for the I Heeart
Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, and we are third
party vendor, which means times we put tickets up there
when we actually don't have them, and I have to
regretfully inform you that we do not have more of
those tickets since we are third party side. So I'm
so sorry about the whoa, whoa what that you don't want?
I've been looking forward to the show. My husband and
(06:13):
I already have our tickets books for Vegas. We have
a babysitter. No, no, look, no, no, You're gonna answer
two questions for me. Now, how did this happen? And
how are you gonna get me my ticket? You send
a little bit upset to me A little well, I
guess you're saying more than the bold stepped on the
thumb tack here that hold on the ticket box. Not
(06:35):
right now, Foxing, I'm so sorry, not right now, fox There.
I am on the phone. Try Daddy's trying to work.
Please close the door and go away. I'm so sorry
about that, ma'am. That was my son, Foxing. What that
kid look at? I can tell me about my ticket.
I'm so sorry about this. I work from home. You
(06:55):
see right now, Foxy clothes, that was my son, Foxy fox.
If you don't close this door. This second man you get,
I think he work from home. I heard your kid. Okay,
it sounded like he was saying something about my tickets.
(07:18):
What know, Well, he knows that I work for a
ticketing website. Sometimes he comes in when I'm working and
wants to see what I'm working. Our own that's pretty
much all of it is. No, it sounded like he
wanted tickets. I heard radio music festival, man, I can
assure you that is not the case. And did you
cancel her? I heard radio music festival tickets yet? Okay,
well that one was probably clear as day, wasn't it.
(07:42):
You are you canceling my purchasing because you're a little kiddo? Yeah, tickets?
Stop it? Foxing fox back, Hey, lady, you have my
I heard radio music festival tickets. I'm on the back
right now. Say you can't be saying that to people.
(08:04):
Shut I'm dead. You don't hurt my tickets. I'm gonna
business girl. Shut your hole sright down, man, ma'am, give
me that phone back right now. Give me hello, ma'am.
I'm so sorry about this. I retrieved the phone from
my son Foxy, who is now out of the room. No,
I'm not Dad, get out of the room. Please. That
(08:26):
was very unprofessional, and I please, I hope you don't
report me to my manager. Oh oh, you're I'm reporting
you to everyone. Okay, you're gonna be sorry. I'm calling
the better business guirau. I'm gonna shut down your whole psyche.
Nobody's ever going to purchase tickets from you, and please
going down. Let me explain, Please, if I could just
explain it to you, it all makes things. No, you
my tickets because you want to give them to your
(08:47):
little breath. Okay, do you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hang up this song and I'm gonna call
up a real ticketing website and I'm gonna get some tickets,
and then i'm gonna call the cock at Lady. I'm
not going back to yes man. Please don't call the police.
I have the authorities. I cannot have my sun Fox
to go back to jail. I don't know what is
going on in this family, but I'm hanging up and
(09:08):
this is not the last time you've heard from me. Okay, well,
don't hang up yet, because this is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
Foxy is Jack's my ten year old steps on hike.
Your husband Dylan set you up for a phone prank.
It's a joe. Your husband said that you bought tickets
(09:31):
to the Heart Here Music Festival in Las Vegas, and
he's been mesting with you about how they're gonna be
fake tickets or whatever. Do I have tickets? Yes, we
have the tickets. We're going. Obviously you're excited about going
to the show. That's cool. Yes, the Jewbil Show on demand.
(09:52):
Welcome to the iron N, the idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.
For Monday, August fifteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh,
and you think your drive to work is crappy today,
wait till you hear this. Oh tell you more about
that in just a second. But first, le's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh and a video is going viral about
a guy who shows us exactly what not to do
(10:13):
at a national park that has ledges where you could
fall like thousands of feet. I have what he did
coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grays now. And
if you were forced to scam your own mother out
of millions of her own dollars, perhaps you were never
deserving of the money in the first place. We're coming
up on that in my story. That's coming up in
my story. Marrow those in just a second before you.
First story the day in the I N N the
eighty news. There the report the news. Everybody knows that
(10:34):
Mondays are crappy. Everybody knows that traffic is crappy. But
if you think your drive to work is crappy, wait
till you hear this. Gosh, a bunch of porta potties
fell off a truck and a highway in Wisconsin, oh
got hit by cars, a huge pile up of not
just cars. Enjoy The best part of this story is
(10:57):
the news report they did on the actual news about it.
Listens A porta potty fine back at me and I
try my best to serve out the way, but Alex
Lario says it happened so fast his mind was racing.
I was so shook. I was beyond shook. I was like,
is that a porter potty? I'm like, where did he
even come from? To these set it there. Over the
next few minutes, cars and trucks hit nearly all of
the porta potties, one leaving only fluttering toilet paper behind.
(11:21):
This is this reporter's biggest news story ever. So much working,
I mean, this is the i N the Eadian News Network,
the airport the news, and we don't work that hard
on our stories. He took the time to sit there
and go, how can I paint the picture ye to
the paper? What would be doing from a port of fluttering? Look,
I'm gonna use fluttering when someone comes out of the
bathroom and they have toilet paper on their shoes, like
(11:44):
toilet paper on their tires. This is the i NN,
the Idiot's Network. Quaritiots are just in the news the
very next story. Listening on over to Alex Thresh, who's
on location Bryce Canyon in Utah where this guy somebody's
recording him and he like runs and leaps over this
railing and then on the other edge is like a
(12:04):
cliff that goes thousands of feet down, and then he
didn't mean to go that farest when he fell, he
like slipped and like slid down this little ambigment and
then just like two feet from him was thousands of
feet down. So why why did this? Because, like you know,
out in the desert area like that, that type of
ground is slippery with shoes. Also, why would you do
that anyway slippery? Why? National Park? It's a huge canyon. Yeah,
(12:30):
he jumps over the rail and then his feet hit
the ground and then he falls on his button, starts
sliding down like to the cliff about to fall off
of it. Looks like he did it obviously thinking that
he was tricking whoever was watching it, because he was
going to land on the other side and then he
got tricked. Real I was thinking maybe he was doing
it for Instagram social media, like people will do anything.
(12:51):
Probably liken't mean to fall, No, definitely not. I'm surprised
you didn't see a little stream of pea going down,
falling down the cliff from where he felt, because I
would have video. Even the person recording they stop, I
think because they were panting, so here's audio of it. Right, Yeah,
she definitely thought that he was about to die. That
(13:13):
was Oh, I don't know what language it back to you.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. It on over
to Christian Gray Snows on location in Brazil where the
daughter of a wealthy art collector scammed her art collecting
mama out of fine art and jewelry totaling over one
(13:34):
hundred and forty million dollars. Yes, the daughter was taken
into custody Wednesday in Rio de jan Eira after she
used fake fortune tellers to convince her mom that all
their family like belongings. Her mom was the widow of
a wealthy art collector basically okay, and she convinced her
using fortune tellers that all the belongings were possessed and
they needed to get them out of the house. Oh. Yes,
(13:56):
so she has been charged, Sabine Bog she thinks her
name was charged with embezzlement at stortion and fake in
prison man trying to get money from her mother. The
idea though, that is a genius way. You got to
give it to her from creativity. I mean, how greedy
Are you clearly very greedy that you even have to
go to that point? Isn't a couple mill enough? You
(14:17):
would think how greedy is the daughter and how stupid
is the mom? Yeah right? That was the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
In tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report
from the I n N. Remember, you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow us
all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres,
I'm at Christian Grace Now, I'm at Bennett Knows the
(14:40):
Jewel Show on demand First date follow up? Yes, is
on the phone today for a first date follow up,
and he's not getting a call back from Claire. Jess.
I'm assuming Claire's probably got a lot of money. Why
because Claire from them all? Yes, Claire's Boutique. I was
getting there. I was gonna make a Clai's Boutique show
of Claire. Yeah right, it doesn't really matter. It's more
(15:03):
about why Claire's not calling you back, and let's figure
that out. So first, first, how long has it been
since your date with Claire? It's been about a week
at about a week and how many times have you
reached out to Claire in that time? Um, let's see twice,
just twice twice? All right, son? You texted her? I did, yes,
(15:25):
and she darrance blond at all? No? What about social media?
Social media? Um, we didn't get each other's Instagram. Sweet,
I just have her through Umble, you know. Okay, so
you met her on bumble. Tell us about the day.
Why do you think she's not calling you back? I
truly have no idea. I mean, I've been thinking about it.
(15:45):
Maybe it was something I said. I mean we we
we went out, Um, we went out to eat it.
H The conversation was really easy and uh, you know,
I was talking about things that you talk on the
day about, you know, her friends and sports and all that.
And you know what, though, I could sense in the
(16:06):
middle of the date, I could sense her sort of
pushing back. So it must have been sometimes said, Yes,
it must have been something that you said or maybe
something that you did. Yeah, And what do you mean
by pushing back? Well, she just got a lot quieter.
I ordered kind of a lot of food, a couple appetizers,
(16:28):
a meal, dessert and stuff, and she like this is
when the date kind of went south. She kind of
just like picked at her food. I didn't really eat
the dessert, and so I don't know. I something happened
to where she was turned off. Okay, maybe she wasn't
feeling well, maybe she's a vegan. Maybe I don't know,
maybe she didn't like the food. Yeah, she's blaming all
(16:51):
on you. Did you invite her hair? Did you bring
her to that restaurant? Yeah? I mean I suggested the place. Okay,
maybe she didn't. I don't know, but I thought that
she would have liked me well enough to like still
keep in touch and go out again. Yeah. I mean
it would be pretty harsh if she didn't want to
call you back just because she didn't like your selection
(17:11):
of a restaurant. But I mean that could happen. Some
people could be like that. But I I mean, I
wouldn't want to go out with that person again if
they didn't want to talk to me because of the
restaurant I took him too. Did you make her pay
to make true? No? No, of course she had to
pay for about your kid? Yeah, that would do it. No,
I covered it. I told her it was this one
(17:32):
was on me. Well, she did say, which I thought
was kind of interesting that I looked like someone she knew.
She said it multiple times too. She was like, are
you sure I don't know you? You You looked so familiar
And she said it in a way that she wasn't
pleased about it. Oh weird, Maybe she realized who you were.
(17:54):
Maybe if you guys had like a bad passors, I
mean you don't have them about a road rage incident recently?
Was somebody that looked like her, you know? Or I
mean maybe you cut her off in traffic for some
time and you can't forget it. I don't know the
window and sees your license plate. No, I mean, it's
not my fault if I look like someone that she
(18:14):
You know, it could actually be you, though. What if
something happened you don't even know about it, that'd be crazy.
Odds of that would be insane or maybe bad case
of the X. You know you might look like her X.
Oh yeah, yeah, that can happen too, Like you do
it like a little thing that reminds her over X.
I wouldn't want to date with somebody like that, be like, h,
(18:37):
I was gonna say that, you'd be surprised what has
happened on dates? You know, you say that would be
whatever impossible or like the odds know, yeah, it could happen.
I mean you've heard, but I've heard so well. I
just I want to figure it out because I really
liked her and I really would like to see her again. Okay,
(18:57):
we'll play a song, come back and then call her
and get your first date follow up right for this,
but all of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Jess is on the phone and he's
not getting a call back from Claire. They met on
bumble and they went out to a just a normal
American restaurant and have some burgers and chat. Jess ordered
a bunch of appetizers. Did you order the dessert? Jess?
(19:17):
I didn't ask you that. That's very important thing that
I forgot to ask you. Did you say? Okay, So
it's not that I didn't ask. I wasn't listening at
that point in the conversation. Um. They went out to eat, though,
and then at a certain point her mood changed and
she put she was sort of pushing back, is how
Jess described it. She didn't seem like she wanted to
be there. One word answers and the only things that
Jess can think of being a reason that she's not
(19:39):
calling him back is that maybe she didn't like the restaurant.
And also she kept saying that he reminded her of somebody,
so it could be that he reminded her of someone
that she never wants to see again. Yeah, or maybe
she ran into Jess somewhere, like he took her spot
in line at the Apple Store when she was waiting
for a new iPhone or something and she never forgot.
I don't know, but we'll try to figure out. Right now,
we're gonna call her, get her on the and see
(20:00):
if we can find out why she's not calling you back. Jess,
are you ready? I am ready? All right, cool, I'm
gonna dial her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello.
Hi is this Claire? Yeah? Who's this? Hey Claire? How
(20:21):
are you? This is jew Bil from the radio show
The jew Bowl Show. Hi Claire. This is Alex from
the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show called The
Jewels Show. Hi Claire, this is a bet. I'm a
producer on the jew Bil Shop. Okay, well, why are
you calling me? We're calling you because we do a
segment on the show called the First date follow up.
It's where if you go out on a date with
(20:42):
somebody and then end up ghosting them, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
So you recently went out on a date with a
dude named Jess. Yes, Jess, you did. I'm hilarious, Claire,
thank you. So Jess emailed us though and told us
about your date. He said he liked you a lot,
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and he also said that you're ghosting. I mean, he
doesn't know why, and we don't you tell um? Well,
I'll tell you what he said. Okay. He said that
he thinks two things could have gone wrong on the date.
He thinks either you didn't like the restaurant so much
that you didn't want to talk to him anymore because
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he took you there. And then he also thinks that
maybe you he reminded you of somebody that you don't like,
because you kept saying that he reminded you of somebody. No,
none of those. But two weeks before our date, I
ended up going on a date and sleeping with one
(21:44):
of his friends. And he had been talking about this
person and he has a very specific name that I
won't mention, and I was like, it has to be
the same person. You know, people with unique names. There's
only one. I was like, oh, that's interesting. What do
you have a picture of him? And he showed me
a picture and it was him, and I just was like, oh, okay.
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He said, at a certain point, you seem like you
were kind of over the date. Was that after he
saw the picture and you're like, oh, weird. I just
told him, oh, that's not the same person, um and uh,
and then he stopped talking and uh. And then I
was like, this is awkward. And I just was like
trying to get through it. But the other guy, he's
(22:29):
such a jerk and we slept together. After we slept together,
I didn't want to continue it, and I just thought, oh,
well his friend must be a jerk. If he's a jerk, okay,
so yeah, not necessarily. You know, some people are jerks.
Some people some people are nice and have friends that
are jerks. Huh. Well, I just didn't want to be
awkward that I slept with his friend. And then I
(22:50):
was just like I might maybe he'll be into it,
maybe I'll think it's cool or not. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just saying, if you if you liked him, then, like,
why not let him know that, you know, and then
see where it could go? Did you like Jess? Yeah,
but like I slept with his friend. Don't you think
that would be a turn off? I mean I would
(23:11):
think so for some people kind of, but like we
all have a pass. Yeah. I also don't really ever
want to see this other guy again. So the fact
that that does make sense, Yeah, well, I guess this
is the point for me to let you know that
Jess is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. Oh my god. Surprised. I mean that's
(23:34):
pretty crazy. Would you be able to get over that
if she went out with you again? Just theoretically? Oh yeah, yeah,
definitely not all. Yeah, it happened before we met, so
I can't hold it against you. Why do you have
(23:54):
rude friends? Yeah? She said your friend is Oh yeah,
he's totally I mean I actually I stopped talking to
him like a week ago after something that he did.
So yeah, yeah, so hold on, both of you you guys,
have brought it up with your friend, Oh my gosh,
(24:17):
as long as you're okay with it, you know, I
didn't know how to bring it up and she's just
awkward and I don't know. Claire, would you would you
like to go on another date with Jess? We'll pay
for it. I mean, as long as not. Now that
both of you guys are single from Jesse's a hole
of a friend, I don't see why you wouldn't. Well,
(24:42):
are you guys like going to be friends again? Do
you think? Or is that like gonna? No? I mean
we're not friends anymore. If I see him, if I
see him around town like you know, every once in
a while, to believe that, no, we're not friends, I
would choose you your time. Tom. That's so sweet. Okay, Claire,
(25:04):
would you like to go on another date with Jess?
We'll pay for it? I mean, yeah, congratulations, Jess got
another date. I'm so excited right now? Ye, so much. Okay,
let's know how it goes. Thank you absolutely, And when
you guys make it, when you guys finally kind of
seal the deal. Try not to think about your friend
(25:28):
or how them as your best man on your wedding. Yeah,
there you go. Stories for days. Oh my god, the
Jewils show on demand, Jebils, Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? You texted in at four one six one
(25:49):
that you have a dirty little secret and this is
the Jewils Show and we're calling you back. So hello there,
oh my god, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh huh
yeah yeah. Alright alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
(26:11):
yeah there, all right, you want to get off your
get off? Why did everybody say that, I don't know,
get it off your chest? Is it because like everybody
listens to Jealist and like that. It was like something
you have to say, I can stop my chest. I
don't know. Sometimes you got some heavy on your chest,
you never feel like I have to get things off
my chest too. No, that's because you're going to getting
(26:32):
them off your chest. You get things off your chest
pretty quickly. Okay, I think this isn't about me. Well
you said you don't have them on your chest, but
I want to hear heavy. Get it off your chest?
Can you get it off your chest? Please? Alright? Okay,
well alright, so like literally though no one knows this
besides my my fiance and like that's friend, but I was,
(26:59):
I was what and I actually got out whole scholarge
ship to college. Cool gave me right? Yeah, So I
was awesome, and I liked it. You know, I was
gonna I was going to school for business. But um,
you know, I'm not the only person. I guess this
happened too, but whoops, I party too hard, I guess,
(27:19):
And uh, it didn't work out. But it's not all bad.
I met my girlfriend who's by fiance now. But so
I got something out of it. But college did not
work out for me the way I was supposed to,
and I dropped out. Dropped out of college. Yeah, is
that your secret that you dropped out of college? People
don't know that kind of the secret. But what's really
(27:41):
the secret is my parents think I graduated, so they're
probably super proud of wherever you went to school. I
fake went to school in the world. Yeah, do they
think that you graduated. They think that I graduated because
I told them I graduated like that. Nothing. They didn't
want to see nothing. They didn't want to come to
the graduation the degree your info that they did. But
(28:05):
I was like, uh, the way it worked out, my
leg was broken. Uh, well I was supposed to graduate
and they were like, all right, So it was really broken.
It actually was broke because we don't know what to
believe now that though, and uh, that's bad. I'm not
super proud of it. But the graduation, the graduation present
(28:28):
that my my folks gave me, well, wasn't Oh my god,
than Graham, you give it back, no, sir, Yeah, it's
almost like you earned it or they lost it. They
believed that light don't come on. They should lose that
ten thousand. Thank you for telling us your little secret. Hey,
(28:51):
it's been um. My parents didn't even believe I graduated,
are you. I mean like they went. They went to
the graduation for like half of it, then they left. Okay,
your I didn't believe that you graduated. No, your parents
went for half of it and left. It was too hot. Okay,
before I watched I didn't even watch me. You have
a k last name. That's not even that far time, right.
(29:13):
I didn't even know that because I didn't go to college.
I knew I went to I went to school in
Rhode Island University, population of ten I know. And they
didn't believe that I graduated because they can't see me
across the states because they left. Well that's the problem.
I literally did not get my diploma until four years later.
Why yes, why I had to pay for my diploma.
(29:35):
Actually why I had to pay for the replacement because
the one they send me but I lost it. The
college sounds hard. That's why I'm glad I didn't go. Okay,
that's all. Okay, that's procrastination. But it you waited four
years to figure out where the heck your diploma is?
I did? I did? Yeah, Well I didn't have a
wall to hang it up on for a while, so
I don't. Okay, it'd be like, where is my diploma?
I didn't have a wall to hang it up on.
(29:57):
Hold on, we don't even have time to we don't.
That's another story. The Jewel Show on demand. Have you
heard the audio that is breaking the internet right now?
Britney spears freaking out the Jewel Show. Here's that audio.
You all better start respecting me, are we clear? Yeah?
(30:19):
And when robbing, you're you're all even robbing? Kid? She goes,
what have you been doing to your kids? You're all
start treating me like a woman with worth? I am
a woman. Okay, be nice to me, do you understand? Yeah?
(30:40):
I think Britney's got a new song maybe coming out soon,
So I am a woman being nice to me. It
sounds like it said could be a song. It was
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman back in
the day, and now it's I'm a woman being nice
to me. Yeah. And because we're talking about Britney Spears
(31:02):
right now, it means it's perfect time to play another
round of if you don't Know, Now you Know. One
of the members on the show has to play a
game about something they know nothing about, just to prove
how much they don't know about the subject and for
most people who do know about the subject to laugh
at the person on the show. Yes, and once again,
we're gonna play if you don't know, Now you Know
(31:22):
with Victoria because Victoria has zero knowledge of the world
before the year two thousand. Yep, she's twenty two years old.
So it's pretty simple. Just works like this, Play a
clip of a very very very very popular song from
Britney Spears or whoever the huge, very very very very
super popular artist is, and then we see if Victoria
(31:44):
can name the song. Are you ready? I think so? Okay,
we'll make it easy. I'll play the song that I
just did a second ago. I know this one, okay,
what is it? Oh? I don't know? The name, but wait, toxic,
(32:05):
discuss the most said word. We're playing our new game.
If you don't know, now you know where One of
the members on the show gets asked questions about something
they should know but definitely don't know, and then they're
made fun of mercilessly. We're playing with Victoria because she's
twenty two and doesn't know anything before the year two thousand.
(32:27):
We did this just a little while ago with Beyonce
songs pre two thousand Beyonce songs and Victoria had no
idea about any of them unless they were on the
show Glee. Victoria thinks that Beyonce is actually Leah Michelle.
Oh god, same, All right, here we go, Victoria. Here's
another Britney song. See if you can identify this song.
(32:55):
Come on, she's looking like she doesn't have at no,
says lucky. That's awkward. That is awkward. Isn't she lovely?
That's a song that's like an old song, like a
Beatles song or something like. This is a classic. Think everybody,
(33:16):
I mean yet singing the singing Christians dancing. Alex's dancing
been into dancing everybody except you. He's dancing for you. Well,
I don't know the song, but I've never been a
Britney Spears fan. So well, you didn't get born after
two thousands, that's true, and you're working radio, that's true.
But I've also ignored most of the music on the
(33:38):
radio stations i've been on for not at a certain
point you can't ignore it. Oh my gosh. Well maybe
you're married to me, Alex. You know how good I
can ignore things if I need to imagine, I've ignore
Britney Spears music throughout my trying to get some respects.
All right, Victoria, what is that? Yeah? I don't know.
My guess is isn't she lucky? Oh? Good? Is that
(34:00):
what it's called? Really? Just lucky? It's just lucky, it's
just lucky. Well, give me a half a point one
more time. I'm gonna play a song here, Victoria, and
you'll see if you can guess what Britney Spears song
of this is, because remember Victoria doesn't know anything about
what happened before the year two thousand. Nothing. Here's the song.
You definitely would not know the song. Thank you. I
(34:28):
don't know how to do it. Then, it's because born
to make you happy? Is that what it's called that
was super easy, though, You would that she should know
the song as if she sings along with it. Yeah,
(34:50):
that's actually yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, you should be
you should have to sing along with it all right,
one more time and then we'll see if you can
sing along with the song approves. You know it? All right?
Here we go, here's the next. Victoria was just doing
the thing that everybody does when they don't know the
worst to a song, and then they just start saying
(35:12):
like nonsense words really quiet, so it sounds like it
might possibly be saying I thought she was doing the
Maria carried you see, I know it? What did she
say right there? Then? If you know it? She said?
He Obviously Victoria has no clue about Britney Spears two thousand. Sorry, mortal.
(35:38):
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