June 14, 2024 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you're ever having a hard day, just remember I've
been cheated on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've been cheated on. I don't know have the beauty
filter on, and these.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Are my real eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I've been cheated on.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
If you've been cheated on and you feel insecure, it's
never about you. Because I've been cheated on, Surely it
can't be about me. You might be thinking, well, maybe
her personality sucks. No, unfortunately not, I'm hilarious and incredibly smart.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's the Jewil Show. And stop what you're doing right now.
Look around you. One of the people next to you
might actually be an alien. That's fun. A team at
Harvard University, you know, one of those places where they
send all the smart people to to learn even more.
(00:47):
They released a study and we'll go over it next
because everybody's talking about it. But are you or someone
you know an actual alien? What it could be? Will
tell you right after this. It's the Jebal Show. Okay,
you have to hear this. It's the Jewbal Show. And
researchers at Harvard University, you know, one of those schools
(01:09):
where we send all the smart little nuggets to and
they all come together and sit in the room smoking
pipes and making jokes we'd never understand. So that's when
I stopped talking to my family. I said, I'm sorry, mom,
but he does not equal M E squared. But I digress.
I think that's funny, asked me the beaker real quick.
(01:31):
You know, my cousin is a gymnast named Adam. I
have radiation poisoning from when he did the splits in
front of me the other day.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
He split the atom. That's why you didn't go to Harvard.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Researchers at Harvard University have put out a new theory
on UFOs and they say that they're not coming from
outer space, but UFOs and aliens might actually be inside
the Earth underground. And they also tossed out the idea
that they're living among us like in the movie Men
in Black. And the term that they use at Harvard
University for the aliens that walk amongst us is crypto terrestrials.
(02:19):
Oh oh wait, that's like in the superhero movies scryptonite.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, No, I mean that is in the Superman Superhero movie.
Our social media producer Gabby is really stressed out about
this study that came out from Harvard, saying that aliens
are walking around among us. Yeah, I really don't like
it. It breaks me out. I really don't want the aliens
to approach me. I'm pretty skittish.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Already are here and you have been approached, and you've
just been living your life and everything's been fine and
they haven't hurt you. So why are you scared now?
Just because nothing will change? We just know that they're there,
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm with Gabby.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I don't know that they're not hurting us. How do
we know they're not hurting us? How do we know
what hurt even means?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
And well, because we hurt each other, So then that
for they knew or is it the aliens causing the hurt?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
And there you go? Who knows? But researchers at Harvard
University have a new theory that aliens could be walking
among us, I mean, which is really trippy.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Is it, especially when you when you throw in the wrench,
that they could be coming from bolow where we can't
get half.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The time, we can't even get and they just found
a new ocean underneath our ocean and the world's crust
that's bigger than all of the oceans that we know about.
That's wild. That's what makes this believable. And if you've
ever heard the theory of Agartha, which is that there's
a city under the world, like in the middle of
the world where people live. Now people are saying that
(03:49):
might be true.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I just keep thinking, we're like the part the top
apartment and.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
We're really loud and we're just like, babe, that's why.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
They're allowed to come up.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I love Jessica. Hi, you have a theory on the aliens.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, it's not like really a theory. It's just I
am one of them.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You are one.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, Like I don't like the guys are all laughing
and stuff that you have no idea how hard it
is to be an alien on this planet?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
How hard? Like, what do you mean are you? First
of all, I'm trying to process this and you're telling
us that you are an alien? Yeah, where are you from?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes, I'm where do you think I'm from? Like, I'm
an alien, I'm from out of space.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I know, but there's so many planets out there. It
could be I don't know Mars or Jupiter. I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm just saying, like, you don't even know the planet,
You've never even heard of. The planet that I'm from.
I don't even think you could speak the language like
enough to be able to say the name of the
planet that I'm from.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You're probably right, so you can teach us the name
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm probably already going to get too much trouble from
making this phone call.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Who would you get in trouble with?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like the other ones you Jay Carber came up the
sell by themselves.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
No, okay, wait, what do you But I thought this
was like a troll phone call at first.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Are you saying that you legitimately are an alien? Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, and it's really hard, Like I have to go
into the office every day and act like nothing's different,
and I have to sit in an office with like
you people.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I can understand that. So are you here by me?
Or are you forced to be here?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't even like Yeah, I mean, like, I guess
I can talk about that like I'm here by choice?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Technically, huh technically what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean like I can't get into it right, but
I I'm here by choice. I was given a choice.
This was my choice.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Oh what else would you be doing if you weren't here?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So this is your like so like working in where
do you work with the humans that you talk about
that work?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Which?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh my gosh, the fact that you people came up
with the idea of an office is do you hate yourselves?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What else I was going to ask? So working in
an office, which is terrible. What you would be doing
on your home planet is worse than that.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We'll just call what I'm doing in the office studying.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Studying. Oh, our social media producer Gabby is real freaked
out right, Wait what do you I just have a
quick question. What do you eat? Well?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I have to look like you people, so I have
to be able to eat the same food as you people.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Okay, you just eat like normal food, like you don't
eat humans?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Are we? Gabby? Cheezburger? Make sure we're safe? Is there
are alien? Well? I guess, Jessica, I didn't. Is alien
offensive to you?
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean in your language, alien means foreigner and according
to that we are foreigners.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Very rational, like a would be.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Of your alien friends, like any of their jobs just
get to like run around in spaceships and outer space.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I really thought she was gonna be like any of
your alien friends to to.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Tell you what their jobs are would be in a
lot of trouble.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh okay, I'm stuck on the studying Jessica.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
What is the purpose? You've seen movies?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, well you're different. We have to figure out if
we can manage you or not.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
What how okay, how long heart are Eventually the rest
of you, Jessica gonna make an appearance and make yourself
known as like are you going to shove to the
office one day? Like, hey, guys, I called this meeting
to let you guys know I'm an alien. My name
is Jessica.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We figure out what it depends on what we figure out.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Huh your dress so cryptic. This is stressful. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Have you guys seen the show six Body Problem on Netflix? No,
everybody is in the three Body Problems. That was six
Body Problem.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think it's heavy. It's a body problem and this
feels familiar. Yeah it does well? Okay, any uh anything
else you want to say? Jessica, thank you for calling
the show. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I would just recommend not running for government.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Okay, cool, thank you appreciate it. It's another jewbile phone Frameay,
Mornings on the twenties. Well, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I know you.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh sorry, I guess I should identify myself.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
My name is Trevor. I'm calling from Auto salon and
we're detailing your Mustang. Uh yeah, this is okay.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
So I'm calling with like a little bit of an
update on your vehicle that we're detailing.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Okay, is it almost done?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Okay, so no, it's not almost done yet. Yeah, and
actually there is something that like I need to let
you know because it might need to be here for
like a while longer. Uh okay, Well Frank sort of
got loose, So yeah, that's happened.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Right now.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Okay, So Frank like he was being good and then
all of a sudden, like I couldn't find him, and
so now like we might have to get to like
I don't know what kind of damage he could be doing.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So unfortunately, is my car okay?
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Like you said, there is damage?
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Well I don't. Most likely, yes, there is some damage.
So because Frank, like Frank got in there.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
And so who were talking about?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Frank is my favorite?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
Frank is my ferret and like yeah, and a lot
of times when I'm detailing cars, like I'll bring him
with me and I'll put like little mits on his hand,
and he does a good job in the seats.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
But like, wait, hang on, you brought your ferrets to
work and you let it get into my car.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, okay, serious, So here's what happened.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
So I brought Frank with me today, and like normally
he does a good job. Like I'll put like little
washmits on him and like spray him down, and he
does a good job because he scurries around and gets
like the spots that I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Get why, why was what did he do?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
What?
Speaker 11 (10:55):
What? What happened in my car?
Speaker 10 (10:57):
So I turned my I turned my head like I
don't know what happened, but all I saw was like
is the end of his tail and he was going
into your ace event, so like I can't get him.
Oh I'm trying to coax him out.
Speaker 11 (11:09):
But okay, hang on, let me just let me give
this straight. You brought your ferret into the shop, Frank,
my car. It's in my AC unit, like it could
be chewing my cables to could be like I could
get into the engine.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like do you understand?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Most likely he is because Frank does like to chew
on things, So most likely that is happening. And I
was calling you to see if you know how to
coax a ferret out of an engine?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Like have you ever had experience with that?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What?
Speaker 11 (11:38):
No, I don't know how to coax a ferret out
of an engine?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Like why?
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Like, why would I know that?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Have you ever coaxed the ferret out of anything?
Speaker 13 (11:46):
No?
Speaker 11 (11:46):
I've never even seen a ferret. They smell My car's
gonna smell like, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well freak out, get your ferret out of my car
right now? Okay.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
And that's why I was calling you to see if
you had any suggestions, like could you pull up a
YouTube real QUI see if there's I don't have any suggestion?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Why I have a suggestion.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
I'm on the phone with you, so like, if the fair,
if my favorite Frank is in your juris, if you're.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
The employee, if your fault, there's a ferit running around
in my car, you have to deal with this. I'm
not about like you took to worry about.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Coaxing a ferret.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Okay, I want to speak to your manager now.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
So the reason I called you was because I really
don't want to tell my manager, because like, like he
doesn't understand the bond like you do. I can tell
you understand the bond.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
Understand the bond. That's something he's talking about.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Like the bond that a ferret daddy has with his baby,
you know, like he told me. Yeah, I don't want
him to know, because he tells me all the time
that I should bring Frank to work with me, but
like he doesn't really get what it's like to.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Have you ever been?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Are really rewarding animals? Like I know sometimes they spoull
but like they're really cute and like mischievous, Like I
taught him to give me a high five.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I don't care give you your manager right now?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Okay, understand Well, okay, I guess I couldn't do that though,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone Frank on you, and your wife said, you
have it's a joke.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
What are you serious?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yes, she said that your car's your baby and you
need to get into get details, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
Oh my god, I was going to origin in my car.
Oh my god, wake.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time for
Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
So it's a big weekend for dads and grads. So
let's start out with shout out to the class of
twenty twenty four. We haven't done that yet because I
know there's a lot of graduations tonight. I know there
were some earlier this week, but you did that, so congratulations.
Pop off, right, and then also going into Father's Day weekend,
there's lots to discuss. This is a very themed trending
by the way, but we're going to start out with
(13:48):
the best cities for single dads. Okay, saddies, I'm sorry,
I like single dads. So the ten best cities at
the top ten of them, I'm not even gonna get
into that. I am going to highlight however, Number two
on the list is Redmond, Washington.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Why yes?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
And number seven on the list is Bellevue, Washington. That's
number one, Newton, Massachusetts, Oh yeah, and then Portland, Oregon.
It runs out the top three, I mean Redmond and Bellevue.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Gentlemen, if you play the cards right, you can spend
your morning in Redmond, in your afternoon in Bellevue.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Just hanging out with the kids. Just for congers.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, find all the parts and just just create a
movie scene with you and your kid where you're like,
I'll just throw the ball.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
No big deal here, Yeah, go borrow your friend's kid
and be like, DoD, I'll pay twenty bucks if you
just played catching me in the park for it. It's
she's gonna go. So where's your kid? Though he lives
in Newton, Massachusetts of time with his mom, I really
miss him though. I need somebody to hold me because
(14:56):
I'm really sad because I haven't seen them in like
a moll sad part that would work.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Said anyway, Father's Day is on Sunday, And if you
didn't already know, roses are the official flower. Yeah red
for fathers who are live, white for those who have passed.
But dads, if you want your daughter to have a
good career when she grows up, do the dishes. There's
a new study that says that it is showing women
(15:25):
or girls, young girls, how important it is to have
less traditional female roles. So when you see your dad
doing the dishes or cleaning or any of that kind
of stuff, then you know you can do it at all.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Like apparently according to psychology.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Lastly, dads want to be outside for Father's Day allegedly, well.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Just so odd. Like you could also just be like,
you can do anything you want. See, let's go, have
you do anything you want. It's not about me doing the.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Dishes, is what the study says from the University of
British Columbia.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
And also vacuuming is on that list.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Your kid's too dumb for a conversation, so you need
to show them by ample.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Make sure that you vacuum, wash the dishes and take
out the tree. Has something to do with growing up
in a household where the two parents do equal parts. Ye, yeah,
where one parents not just like, I don't know, you're
the woman do woman stuff, right, Man, I sit here
and drink beer and watch sports. Don't you touch my remote?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Woman, that's my remote, do some dishes and cook.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Probably not the healthiest dynamic to see, is what I'm
saying that.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Again, you explained that better than I did, so thank
you the problem.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Lastly, you take your pops outside.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Survey says seventy seventy five percent of dads want to
be outdoors, not inside.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Opening your presence and take you down on a hike. Yeah,
we're going golf in this weekend. Let's go. That's are
you doing for Father's Yeah? Oh yeah, happy early father,
Say to you, thank you, yeah, thank you everyone. And
that's what's trending. It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only
on the Tubile Show. Kim is on the phone today
(17:05):
for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her husband
Rob for four years, but now she thinks something might
be going on. So in a few minutes, we're going
to call and see if we can catch him if
he is cheating, but hopefully he's not. Kim, what's going on?
Why do you think Bob might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Basically when we met, we met at a.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Time when we were just kind of done with the
whole dating scene. Bob had actually been married before before
we met.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
They separated amicably. They all still keep in touch.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
You know. They had met at Berkeley and they both
were kind of like weird.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Hippie types, so they clicked. Rob, in his own words, is.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Kind of like grown up since then, and he's happy
where he's at.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We don't really.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Fight much at all, and he's never really been the
londering eye type of guy. He still is very loving
and doting and as years like he still treats me
to romantic nights out and gives me gifts and buys
me flowers. That kind of feels a little silly that
I'm even calling.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
But basically.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Rob's ex wife, Emily, like I said, they still talk
a little bit. We've met a few times. She's been
our wedding. She's wonderful. They have a son, but he's
grown and older, and nothing like trying them really together much,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
And also with having a son, I.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Understand there's going to be co parenting, there's going to be.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Conversations together and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
So that's not.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
A problem with me. They are on good terms and
I appreciate that. I've never felt threatened by his relationship
with her until lately. So basically the last three weeks,
it seems like they've been talking a lot more than usual. Again,
not like a big deal, but he's been secretive about it,
(19:02):
like when she calls, he kind of leaves the room
or text he'll like get up and walk away. I've
tried really hard not to pry. He's a drama free
kind of guy, so he's very open and usually shares
everything with me.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
So.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I thought it was weird that.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
He was kind of sneaking away then if there's anything wrong,
if there was anything I could do to help him,
you know, because he seemed a little closed off, and
he just basically responded like, don't worry, I'm handling things
and left it at that.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I just want to know if there's something I need
to worry about, if he's rekindling something with his ex,
or maybe there's something more.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I just don't know that.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
I mean, that's super vague. He says, I'm handling it,
and it makes it sound like there's a problem.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I don't know. It's not like it was an emergency situation.
It just seems like I don't know. They're having a conversation.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
He doesn't want me to see it or hear it,
and that's yeahs.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Strange, especially if it's been it's been f years and
everything's been cool and now you're having concerns that means
something's changed. You'd be surprising you, Yeah, like your birthday son.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
The other thing is, like you know, I said, she
and I are We're not close by any means, we.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Know each other, but it would be weird that he
would plan something.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Good. That'd be a strange person to plan your birthday with.
All right, well, well yeah, play a song. Come back.
You already told us a grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if
he sends them to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Okay, that's good, Thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Plas on, come back and get your to Catch a
Cheater next if you're just joining us for today's to
Catch a Cheater. Kim is on the phone and she's
been married to her husband, Bob for four years, but
now she thinks he might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(21:02):
totally free, and see if he believes us, and if
he does, see who he sends him to, if he
sends him to his wife or to someone else. So, Kim,
before we do that, why don't you catch everybody up
on your situation.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah, my husband and husband, Bob and I have been
married for four years. He was previously married to his
ex wife, Emily. They stayed in communication but not much,
and lately he's been sneaking off to speak with her
and it's.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Making me question thing. Okay, all right, you ready first
to Colin? Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this
is Corbyn calling from So. I was looking for our
(21:53):
rewards card member named Bob.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Yeah, that's me, Bob.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually callin. Congrats here this month's big winner.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Oho. What surprised or is there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for shopping with us and
being a loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long
stem red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want within the
fifty United States.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh cool, awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I can take the information down over the phone, I know.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Go on, I can tell you over the phone.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So first I'll need the first last name of the
person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
Kim.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Okay, same as mine.
Speaker 14 (22:34):
We're married.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh your this is your wife.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
In my wife?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, anything you want to put on a card, Uh.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
Sure, I'll say I love you too, and we should talk.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well, I guess you can talk to her right now,
because Bob, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. My name is jewbile Hi. I'm Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria and we do a segment on the
show called to Catch a Seater where if you think
your significant other mind me messing around, you can try
to see what they send flowers to. And your wife,
Kim is actually on the phone.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Ta see what's up. Why I'm a little bit college guard.
Why did you step this up?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Well, I am.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I wasn't really sure what else to do.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I kind of feel like there's something going on with
Emily that you're not telling me.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
You're right, yeah, are you?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:39):
I mean there's yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
So I don't really want to be doing this over
the fun. But Emily, as I told you, is still
working in economic development. She's developing programs around the US.
She's obviously had a more lucrative career than me, so
the hippie stuff that we used to do did not
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help me in the same way as you have joked.
She's an economic specialist, as I've told you, but she
recently started a new job at the Peace Corps and
she's being sent abroad to a particularly dangerous place. But
(24:24):
there is a good chance that she won't come back. Yeah,
So we've been communicating more than we normally do since
the news of her relocation.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I mean I believe that because I know you did
mention that she was working for the Peace Corps. But
I still don't understand why the sinking around.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
So it's pretty sensitive information, Like she didn't ever want
to say what she's doing over there, and so she
wanted to meet me in person, and I suspected that
she wanted to tell me something other than just detailed
about the job. I suspected maybe she felt something for me,
(25:21):
and I was right. She said that she still loved
me very much, and I was clear about the fact
that I love my wife, you Kim. Last week we
talked for some time and she told me this. She
wanted to tell me in person before she left because
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there's a solid chance that she never would see me again.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
She told you that she still loved you.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Great, she's just gonna be working over there and not
coming back. Like what are you saying?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, because this is kind of intense, Like it's I
don't know this said, the conversation has changed.
Speaker 14 (26:00):
It is really intense. I mean the nature of her
work over there and just the location. It's like incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
So there, So of course.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
You say that you love somebody if you think that
this is going to be the end, right, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
But okay, I understand that I do.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
But she expressed feelings for me and we did have sex.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh wow.
Speaker 14 (26:28):
Who I am really ashamed of it, and it was
a mutual choice to do it. I regret it. I
think in the moment it felt like I might never
see this person again.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Is that what you said you need to talk about
in the card?
Speaker 13 (26:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (26:50):
Yeah, I've been planning to tell you today or the
next time we got a chance. I know we've been
in and out the last few days, haven't really call
each other at a good time.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
But I know, I don't know a lot about the
Peace Corps, But is it normal for them to be
in places that are so dangerous that they're risking their
lives to this extreme. I thought sometimes or is this
her using this as a way to get to you
by saying that I'm not going to see you, because
that's also really disturbing.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I kind of don't know what to say right now.
Obviously we need to talk in person. Yeah, I just
think I'm sorry that we went about it this way.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But yeah, I'm going to probably come.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Home right now and we'll talk about this.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
You're apologizing to him.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I told you that he slept with his ex y mostly.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
To you guys in the listener right now that Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Don't apologize us, go handle your business. I mean, it's totally, totally, totally.
I'm glad you found out, even though it sounds like
Bob was going to tell you anyway, but you never know.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
Yeah, I'm sorry for a lot of reasons and a
lot of things, but I'm also sorry for you finding
out this way.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
But I'll be it.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I'll be at home, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Right, Well, kim uh let us know if we can
help in any way.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yeah, thank you guys, thanks for having me on the show.
H I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I'm sorry for all the things. Good luck.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater. It's almost time
for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria your chance
to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a factually
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give Victoria's brain all stretched out and ready to go.
Word association Victoria. First word that comes to mind when
I say satchel patch racks as a song.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Oh the song I'm thinking of is not appropriate?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Which song is it? It goes like rackrax ch City,
Okay it right there, Scooper Duper, That's not what I
was thinking of. Your phone break, your phone break Friday
or whatever your versus Victoria is going on next, It's
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the Jubile Show.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(30:09):
your time.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
For America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance
to take on Victoria Ameria's in a game of trivia
to see who wins. A gently used white T shirt
that says I do good at questions Brittan Sharpie. All
that also hot Wheel's monster truck, Live Globe party tickets,
and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Brittany.
What's up, Brittany? Hey, how are you.
Speaker 13 (30:37):
Forget?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm here with my two boys.
Speaker 13 (30:40):
My oldest is shocked that we got through.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
That's a long name. What what's his name?
Speaker 14 (30:49):
We try to get created?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
What are your kids kids?
Speaker 10 (30:55):
Archer?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
And oh those are great names?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Wow? All right, really good naming job. Yeah, not quite
as good as Shocked we got through, But.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, shocks we got through is gonna be the name
of the year. Yeah, all right, here we go. We're
gonna tell Victoria to leave the studio. All right, Victoria
is leaving, and Brittany, here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I'm as ready as I can be.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Here we go. Your time starts now. Which is faster
light or sound?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What? What is the.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Powerhouse of the cell? What sport is love? A score in?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tennant?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Which bird has the largest wingspan?
Speaker 14 (31:55):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:56):
A eagle?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
How many noses does a slug have?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
How many archs?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Tru got that and will bring Victoria back in the studio.
And while she's getting settled, Brittany with something you would
like the world to know today.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I am a preschool teacher at a super awesome Montessori school.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh, I'm sus geometry in kindergarten.
Speaker 13 (32:27):
I think, yeah, they are better at mass than I am.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
My brother went to one of those. He's an engineer.
I'm a radio. I don't know if Victoria is ready
to play the game, But when she walked back in studio,
I saw her sniffer hair and then give a funny
look okay, over this morning. I showered yesterday. I'm sorry,
(32:54):
I just I wanted to see if it smell bad.
I didn't smell bad. It smells like my hair. I'm
just like, I don't know, I don't know you notice? Yeah,
all right, Victoria can be low key thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just if your hair and you have to be Brittany
(33:16):
out right to wain. All right, Brittany, you can tell
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Which is faster light or sound light? What is the
powerhouse of the cell?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh, I know, I know what that's in the m miyochondria?
What sport is love? A scoring? What this? Uh?
Speaker 11 (33:42):
If?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Your hair?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
So we can give you a new question next. Which
bird has the largest wingspan? An eagle? Now a pelican?
How many noses does a slug have?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Five?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Are worker bees male or female?
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Give me a second. I'm trying to think of the
B movie male. I think it's yeah, yeah, all right,
we'll get mail.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
We'll give you that and let's send it on over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard. Producer Brad Brittany got two correct. Victoria also
got two correct, which means Brittany a rare victory for
the caller. Congratulations, he would be Victoria. You got hot wheels,
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Monster truck, Live, Globe party tickets, and let's get the
answers now.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
With Nina.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Light is faster than sound. The mitochondria is the powerhouse
of the cello. Love is a score in tennis.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
That's not true.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Albatross is the bird with the largest wingspan. Slugs have
four noses, and worker bees are female.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Dang it. I always had female too.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
But then I started to see Brad almost like give
me a point that when I said male, so I was,
I was like, would keep it going male?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I meant female. Though, Oh, congratulate relations, Brittany, thank you
very much for playing you doing okay? To Victoria, I
want to start crying for every sin.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
But also in the B movie, Barry went out, No,
I know that for a fact.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
It's time for Nina's what's trending. I think Friends will
never die. The TV show will be here forever. Yeah,
so there's a new experience It's coming to Las Vegas
that recreates Ross and Rachel's chapel scene where they get married.
So if you remember they had the Traveling Friends set up,
that was like the coffee shop, but now they have
the chapel, you can actually like.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Go get drunk and get married in the jack. That
would be kind of fun. It'siless if you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they should just grab an elvis or something. And I
never got into Friends. I really don't know what scene
you're talking about. Yeah, she should start.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
They got really wasted, and it was after they had
already broken up, and they were at they were in Vegas,
and they went and they got married. And then the
next day they didn't realize they got married, and like, oh, yeah,
they got married, and then they couldn't get.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
It and all they had to get divorce. Oh I'm
rewatching it. I didn't make it there yet.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
I'm sorry if that was a spoiler. Friends has been
out for a long time. That's not my fault.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
That's a spoiler, Nina. You get mad at me for spoilers.
This show has been out for a long time. I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
They don't even know. Half the things that they invent
are already invented. You can't be spoiling things.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Like that the z my bad. So we'll go on
to this one.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Remember the Tom Brady roast, Well, apparently that roast is
now responsible for his ex Giselle being single again.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Really so.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Instructor can't take a joke and he can, but he
can take the kick.
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Yeah, but he can't so her Allegedly, her jiu jitsu
instructor broke up with her because he doesn't like being
in the spotlight and he couldn't handle everybody being like,
are you the reason why Giselle and Tom broke up?
Are you the reason? And allegedly he was like, no,
I can't do this. Oh but they were actually together, Yeah,
she just like I don't know if she actually cheated
or not, but they were together.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
The jokes around the jiu jitsu instructor were brutal, yeah,
and very.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Funny jokes on him.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
He just broke up with this, right, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Take the hate from the roast. It'll go away. Nobody
really cares about you. I'm just thinking like, if you're
just right, but if you're just how upset are you?
I'd be like, not at all? Hitting me, not at all.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
She's like, well, I can literally choose any man on
the Planet's fine, But there's a lot of jiu jitsu
instructions out there.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Brad, are you one?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
No, no black beltain tongue suo? Okay, different and cool?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Okay, you're gonna bring Bridgerton Season three, Part two is here.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
I need to watch it, and so do I.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
And I'm bringing that up because we know that season
four is coming, but not for two years.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Wait what I know My interest is gonna be gone
by then.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
No, it's not y.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It's a long time to get into those dresses and
then film people in those dresses.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
To give these people a break.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
They said it takes eight months to film the show
and then it has to go get edited and then
it comes back.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
So two years they deliver it on horses and buggies. Yeah,
they really are method production. But that's what sprending.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
First Day to.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
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Speaker 4 (38:31):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So in
a few minutes we'll call her see if she tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Ryan, how long has it been since you
heard from Ella?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
It's been It's just been a few days. But you know,
it was such a instinct connection.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
I'm really baffled.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
What was your last interaction?
Speaker 12 (38:54):
Like, well, we I mean initially we were just you know,
texting over Bumble the dating app, and but but we
we did go out. We went on a We went
on a first date to a nice restaurant and I
don't think it could have gone any better.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Really, Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 12 (39:13):
Yeah, so we we went to the Italian place. We
were both uh, both pasta lovers, and we were just laughing, drinking.
We bonded over the fact that we're both newly divorced
and still new to the dating world. Everything's changed a lot.
And she she told me she wanted to start a family,
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and I told her I actually I am already a dad, and.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
She took that.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
She was just like in she was. She wanted to
see pictures of my son and wanted to hear stories.
It was an incredible conversation. After you know, the check
came and everything, and she didn't want it to or
we didn't want it to end.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
I guess.
Speaker 12 (39:56):
So we went to the bar to you know, to
have a little coffee and just keep chatting, and you know,
we both had to get up the next morning and work,
so we made plans to meet up again.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I thought we could go on a bike.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Ride, and she was into that idea and said we
you know, I'd text her the next day. And I mean,
I thought that second day was going to happen for sure.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
So you guys basically made plans for a second date
and it just never happened.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 12 (40:28):
She didn't respond back ever.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Did anything awkward at all happened on the date? Any
reason you can think of that you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
I mean, like the one there's one thing where I'm like,
I guess I could have This might have been a
dumb thing to say.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
When we switched from.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Our you know, our dinner table to the bar, the bartender.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Came up to us and he asked.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
If me and my wife, you know, wanted what we
wanted to drink, and I didn't correct him. I said, oh,
you know, I thought it was kind of cute. I thought, actually,
my wife and I were just going to have an
express So if that's okay, and she laughed too, and
you know, I I thought, okay, sweet, like she gets
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my sense.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Of humor and everything.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
And I went to the bathroom. I came back, but
she was if something happened. I don't know, she maybe
had time to think about it, or I offended her,
you know. When I got back, she seemed kind of
anxious to leave, a little antsy, and we just you know,
hugged goodbye, kissed her on the cheek, and I don't
(41:33):
I guess, I guess I put my foot in my
mouth there.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Maybe if she laughed about it.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
However, I could see if you're somebody that's freshly divorced
and not being a wife anymore, and then even to
be joked, like, even if it's just joking, that's a
title that you gave up, and then to be like, ah,
my wife maybe just kind of put her in her feels.
Maybe had nothing to do with you at all. It
just kind of put her in her feels or something.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I don't know. Yeah, that's tough. Have you reached out
to her then? Since?
Speaker 12 (42:01):
Yeah, I mean the next day I texted about, you know,
the bike ride. I had found some different you know
trails we could try out and see what would work
for her. And you know, I didn't hear anything back,
and I figured, you know, I don't know if she's
busy or whatever. I'd just give it a little little space.
I texted you know again the next.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Day and yeah, just another radio silence. Yeah, okay, Well
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her in steep hotels why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get to another date.
Speaker 11 (42:35):
Okay, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, all right, well, play a song come back, get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of the first day follow up and if you're just
joining us, Ryan is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Ella. So we're about to call her suphatas
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, Ryan, why don't you refresh
our memory on your date with Ella.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
Yeah, we went out to dinner Italian restaurant. We had
a great time. I'm she loved the fact that I'm
a dad and she's she's divorced too, and you know,
but still wants to have a family. We we had
coffee at the bar after dinner, and I referred to
as my wife as a joke and then changed.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
It's sacrifice tough when something like that happens off somewhere.
You're on a date and someone calls them your girlfriend,
because you don't want to be like, yeah, they are,
but you also don't to be like whoa, no way.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Don't even say that the other way, like I would
never all right, well that would be.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Okay, here we go? Well, I may I speak to Ella?
Please say hi? How are you? My name is Jewbel.
(44:01):
I'm calling from a radio show called the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Ella, I mean I'm here too. Hi. How are you?
Speaker 11 (44:08):
I'm okay, how are you good?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Do you ever listen to the show at all?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Okay? Well, maybe do that from time to time to
be cool, but also no pressure if you haven't. We
do a segment on our show it's called the first
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
So, oh my gosh, we got an email.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
About you you're kidding.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
No, I'm not. Do you know who would email us?
I have an idea you want to take a guess?
Speaker 6 (44:46):
Is it Ryan?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yes? It is? Ryan emailed us. We talked to him.
He told us about your date. He said he really
liked you a lot, but he doesn't know why you're
ghosting him, and would you mind telling us?
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Oh, I feel really awkward about this. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
This is okay.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
I mean, I thought he was great. We had a
great time. It was very sparky. I mean, I don't
know how much he told you. But so I'm recently divorced.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
And we do it having a great night, And.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
I guess what, I'm honest, Like, I got on Instagram
while he was in the bathroom and I saw a
picture of my ex with his new girlfriend. Oh, and
I guess I just got kind of in my feels
about it, and I feel like maybe my mood kind
of wrecked the night. It kind of just made me realize, like, oh,
(45:51):
maybe I'm not as ready as I thought I was.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I should have handled those very.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Differently, But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I'm kind of you with this and thought run away.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Your instincts were to run I mean, yeah, that's hard.
That's a lot to process all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, and I feel bad. He seems like a nice guy.
I mean, we really did hit it off.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
So you're ghosting it because you saw a picture of
your X with somebody.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
Yeah, I mean, I'm ghosting me because I think I'm like,
oh god, am I actually ready to be jumping back
out there? If this silly picture threw me off so hard?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
I mean, whether you're ready or not. I think those
types of pictures throw anybody off their game. Like, even
if you were already moved on in another relationship, seeing
it for the first time, I would imagine it's still
kind of shocking.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
No, like jobble, don't you feel that way? No, I
never care. Oh okay, I'm glad usually okay, I'm like,
good they've moved on. Well, I understand, and I feel
the same way. But what I'm saying is, maybe that
doesn't mean you're not ready, it's just that you needed
to rip the band aid off.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
I mean yeah, maybe. I mean, and the photo was
taken by a friend of ours who so like she's
meeting our old friends. Like, I don't know, he just
threw me.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Okay, it wasn't fair to Ryan.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Well, you can say that to Ryan if you want to,
because he's actually on the phone listening. Want to.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Embarrassing?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Sure, Hey, hey Ella, I uh, I don't care.
Speaker 12 (47:27):
I mean, I totally get it that you were you
were caught off guard, and uh, I don't think it
ruined the night at all.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
I'm I'm relieved.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Frankly, I'm sorry that was not the most mature way
to handle that. I did not mean to make your
or feel bad. I know you're kind of in the
same position.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12 (47:48):
I mean, I I totally I understand where you're coming from.
And you know, I mean if we if we were
able to like hang out again like you you'd be
welcome to, you know, talk about this type stuff like
we can totally talk it out really.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Well, Ella, would you like to go out with Ryan
again on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I mean, yeah, I'd love to. Amazing.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Congratulations Ryan, you got another date?
Speaker 12 (48:14):
Yay, we can still do the bike ride and then
we'll we'll go to another restaurant.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Spot pictures.
Speaker 8 (48:25):
Or not.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Jule's first date follow up.
Speaker 7 (48:30):
There is a beef that I did not see coming
and it is between bb REXA and Gez.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
What why?
Speaker 7 (48:36):
So Bbe went pretty public yesterday, posted all this stuff
on Instagram, took it down and then went to X
and was like, you know what, I regret that I
took down all that information.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
I stand by what I said.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
So they had a couple songs together back in twenty
fifteen twenty seventeen, Gezy's people reached out to her people
and were like, hey, can they do some social media
because that would be really great for Gez. For whatever reason,
that really struck a chord with BIB and she went off.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
Wait, why just because they wanted to.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Promote the song some more or what? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
They wanted to do something in New York and collaborate,
and she went off being like, why don't you text
me and ask me yourself? You stuck up, ungrateful loser. WHOA,
You're lucky people are liking you again. Then she kept
going on about how she was it was so traumatic
during that time for her. Plus She's like, hope you good,
You're welcome. I gave you the only hit you've ever.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Had bb REXA and Gezy. I have a joke that
maybe three people will get there's be between bb REXA
and Gezy. I hope C. C. Winings gets on it.
I love them bb CC gay.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You know.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Exactly, so we'll see how that plays out. Gezi has
said nothing about it, but she is standing by her word.
So Saltburn's soundtrack is available on vinyl.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Did you guys?
Speaker 7 (50:05):
I still never saw Saltburn, but by this time, whether
you've seen it or not, you've probably heard about the
pathtub scene and the bathwater. So now you can buy
this vinyl with bathwater in it. What So it's kind
of like those like you turn it upside down and
there's water in the middle, So it's supposed to be
bathwater in the vinyl.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:20):
And when you shake it up there's water in it.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
That's cool. But pick up crazy. Only dorks have record
players anymore? What what? Only dorks have record players? Not true?
Do you have a record player?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, welcome to the cool kids Club? Do you have no?
I don't, oh really, but I want one?
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Do you have a record player?
Speaker 14 (50:45):
Nina?
Speaker 4 (50:45):
I used to do you? Do you have a record player? Nina? No,
but I wish I did. So all of you are cool.
And you got upset that. I said, dorks have records?
What them? They're cool? You know what else?
Speaker 7 (50:57):
What else is cool? A truck that's ready for the apocalypse?
What that is also cool? There's a company called Apocalypse Manufacturing,
and Drake got already got himself a monster vehicle that
is ready for the apocalypse. He only spent two hundred
thousand dollars on it. But it's ready for doomsday?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
What is it for? Like what kind of doomsday? I'm
going to be ready for doomsday? If we don't know
what doomsday that is. I'm so confused by that. I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
But and then the description of it is just like
a HEMI Halcat eight hundred and seventy horse power, four
wheel drive, armored and riveted doors.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Is there like food in it as well? You got
a cafeteria back there?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
You got like yeah, like, is it really ready for
doomsday without all of the like the protectives.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Is ready for doomsday? It's just a Dune Bro truck.
Yeah it is. It's a bro truck. Drake bought a
Dube Bro truck.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
By the way, Drake's not one of the people we
care sticks around at the Apocalypse.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Your skills are not useful in an apocalypse, sir. But
also there's a doomsday. How are you going to charge
the truck? I can imagine that gas. It's probably gasoline.
Imagine the apocalypse, right, and you wake up the morning
after the apocalypse. You're one of the few people alive
on this earth. You hear faint murmurs of hotline bling
(52:12):
play Drake made it. You're just like, what's going on?
It's just like off in the distance in the hot line?
Is that Drake? Everything's birds around me. There's nobody around me,
and I just hear hot line and blink faintly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(52:36):
that's that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (52:41):
Doubles Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yes, I have a dirty little secret that everybody knows.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
I don't want to kids and they're.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Like, oh, it's probably because of La la la.
Speaker 16 (52:56):
But it's really because of my niece and nephew, because
they are crazy and they're they're high energy, and there's
always a problem, and my sister is always complaining about
the things she can't do, like go to Hawaii or
like even like this, like a simple girl's night, she
has to like stay home and watch the kids.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
And I'm like, oh, I don't want kids because of.
Speaker 16 (53:16):
That, But nobody knows it's it's strictly because of my
niece and nephew because they're so annoying.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
All right, well, thank you for your little secret. Of course,
have a good one, you doo. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I sure do.
Speaker 13 (53:36):
Well, I accidentally got engaged and married ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.
Speaker 13 (53:48):
Well. I was dating my now husband for about four
years and we went out for Valentine's.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Day and he pulled out a ring.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
Bok and I immediately said yes because I figured he's
proposing to me as Valentine's Day. Long story short, he
had purchased this beautiful ring from an antique store and
it was actually supposed to be an anniversary gift because
we had been dating for four years.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (54:16):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom. The
whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations, and.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
They sent over desserts.
Speaker 13 (54:25):
After a couple of weeks, so I realized he didn't
actually mean to propose to me. He just kind of
rolled with it, But I will call you. We are
happily married ten years now, and it's the best mistake
he's ever made.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
That's great, that's awesome. Down to lace. Yes, Yeah, that's funny. Well, congratulations.
It didn't work the same at all.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
That's fine. It's better off that way. But I I
should have let her know that I wasn't meaning that
I wanted to marry her. What happened with me was
I was literally falling asleep and I was dating this
girl for her a long time, and I was like,
if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday.
That's what I said. We were just talking, but then
she turned to me and started crying and said yes,
And then she called her mom and then threw the
(55:18):
phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.
All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,
and I was like, yeah, super excited. The moral of
this story is ladies just say yes and they don't
say no. Yeah exactly. Well, thank you for your dirty
little secret?
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Sure, thanks guys, Ye, what's your dirty little secret?
If you're ever having a hard day, just remember I've
been cheated on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've been cheated on. I don't know have the beauty
filter on, and these.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Are my real eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I've been cheated on.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
If you've been cheated on and you feel insecure, it's
never about you. Because I've been cheated on, Surely it
can't be about me. You might be thinking, well, maybe
her personality sucks. No, unfortunately not, I'm hilarious and incredibly smart.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's the Jewil Show. And stop what you're doing right now.
Look around you. One of the people next to you
might actually be an alien. That's fun. A team at
Harvard University, you know, one of those places where they
send all the smart people to to learn even more.
(00:47):
They released a study and we'll go over it next
because everybody's talking about it. But are you or someone
you know an actual alien? What it could be? Will
tell you right after this. It's the Jebal Show. Okay,
you have to hear this. It's the Jewbal Show. And
researchers at Harvard University, you know, one of those schools
(01:09):
where we send all the smart little nuggets to and
they all come together and sit in the room smoking
pipes and making jokes we'd never understand. So that's when
I stopped talking to my family. I said, I'm sorry, mom,
but he does not equal M E squared. But I digress.
I think that's funny, asked me the beaker real quick.
(01:31):
You know, my cousin is a gymnast named Adam. I
have radiation poisoning from when he did the splits in
front of me the other day.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
He split the atom. That's why you didn't go to Harvard.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Researchers at Harvard University have put out a new theory
on UFOs and they say that they're not coming from
outer space, but UFOs and aliens might actually be inside
the Earth underground. And they also tossed out the idea
that they're living among us like in the movie Men
in Black. And the term that they use at Harvard
University for the aliens that walk amongst us is crypto terrestrials.
(02:19):
Oh oh wait, that's like in the superhero movies scryptonite.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, No, I mean that is in the Superman Superhero movie.
Our social media producer Gabby is really stressed out about
this study that came out from Harvard, saying that aliens
are walking around among us. Yeah, I really don't like
it. It breaks me out. I really don't want the aliens
to approach me. I'm pretty skittish.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Already are here and you have been approached, and you've
just been living your life and everything's been fine and
they haven't hurt you. So why are you scared now?
Just because nothing will change? We just know that they're there,
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm with Gabby.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I don't know that they're not hurting us. How do
we know they're not hurting us? How do we know
what hurt even means?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
And well, because we hurt each other, So then that
for they knew or is it the aliens causing the hurt?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
And there you go? Who knows? But researchers at Harvard
University have a new theory that aliens could be walking
among us, I mean, which is really trippy.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Is it, especially when you when you throw in the wrench,
that they could be coming from bolow where we can't
get half.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The time, we can't even get and they just found
a new ocean underneath our ocean and the world's crust
that's bigger than all of the oceans that we know about.
That's wild. That's what makes this believable. And if you've
ever heard the theory of Agartha, which is that there's
a city under the world, like in the middle of
the world where people live. Now people are saying that
(03:49):
might be true.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I just keep thinking, we're like the part the top
apartment and.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
We're really loud and we're just like, babe, that's why.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
They're allowed to come up.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I love Jessica. Hi, you have a theory on the aliens.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, it's not like really a theory. It's just I
am one of them.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You are one.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, Like I don't like the guys are all laughing
and stuff that you have no idea how hard it
is to be an alien on this planet?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
How hard? Like, what do you mean are you? First
of all, I'm trying to process this and you're telling
us that you are an alien? Yeah, where are you from?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes, I'm where do you think I'm from? Like, I'm
an alien, I'm from out of space.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I know, but there's so many planets out there. It
could be I don't know Mars or Jupiter. I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm just saying, like, you don't even know the planet,
You've never even heard of. The planet that I'm from.
I don't even think you could speak the language like
enough to be able to say the name of the
planet that I'm from.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You're probably right, so you can teach us the name
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm probably already going to get too much trouble from
making this phone call.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Who would you get in trouble with?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like the other ones you Jay Carber came up the
sell by themselves.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
No, okay, wait, what do you But I thought this
was like a troll phone call at first.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Are you saying that you legitimately are an alien? Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, and it's really hard, Like I have to go
into the office every day and act like nothing's different,
and I have to sit in an office with like
you people.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I can understand that. So are you here by me?
Or are you forced to be here?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't even like Yeah, I mean, like, I guess
I can talk about that like I'm here by choice?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Technically, huh technically what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean like I can't get into it right, but
I I'm here by choice. I was given a choice.
This was my choice.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Oh what else would you be doing if you weren't here?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So this is your like so like working in where
do you work with the humans that you talk about
that work?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Which?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh my gosh, the fact that you people came up
with the idea of an office is do you hate yourselves?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What else I was going to ask? So working in
an office, which is terrible. What you would be doing
on your home planet is worse than that.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We'll just call what I'm doing in the office studying.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Studying. Oh, our social media producer Gabby is real freaked
out right, Wait what do you I just have a
quick question. What do you eat? Well?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I have to look like you people, so I have
to be able to eat the same food as you people.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Okay, you just eat like normal food, like you don't
eat humans?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Are we? Gabby? Cheezburger? Make sure we're safe? Is there
are alien? Well? I guess, Jessica, I didn't. Is alien
offensive to you?
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean in your language, alien means foreigner and according
to that we are foreigners.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Very rational, like a would be.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Of your alien friends, like any of their jobs just
get to like run around in spaceships and outer space.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I really thought she was gonna be like any of
your alien friends to to.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Tell you what their jobs are would be in a
lot of trouble.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh okay, I'm stuck on the studying Jessica.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
What is the purpose? You've seen movies?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, well you're different. We have to figure out if
we can manage you or not.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
What how okay, how long heart are Eventually the rest
of you, Jessica gonna make an appearance and make yourself
known as like are you going to shove to the
office one day? Like, hey, guys, I called this meeting
to let you guys know I'm an alien. My name
is Jessica.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We figure out what it depends on what we figure out.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Huh your dress so cryptic. This is stressful. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Have you guys seen the show six Body Problem on Netflix? No,
everybody is in the three Body Problems. That was six
Body Problem.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think it's heavy. It's a body problem and this
feels familiar. Yeah it does well? Okay, any uh anything
else you want to say? Jessica, thank you for calling
the show. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I would just recommend not running for government.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Okay, cool, thank you appreciate it. It's another jewbile phone Frameay,
Mornings on the twenties. Well, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I know you.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh sorry, I guess I should identify myself.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
My name is Trevor. I'm calling from Auto salon and
we're detailing your Mustang. Uh yeah, this is okay.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
So I'm calling with like a little bit of an
update on your vehicle that we're detailing.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Okay, is it almost done?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Okay, so no, it's not almost done yet. Yeah, and
actually there is something that like I need to let
you know because it might need to be here for
like a while longer. Uh okay, Well Frank sort of
got loose, So yeah, that's happened.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Right now.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Okay, So Frank like he was being good and then
all of a sudden, like I couldn't find him, and
so now like we might have to get to like
I don't know what kind of damage he could be doing.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So unfortunately, is my car okay?
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Like you said, there is damage?
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Well I don't. Most likely, yes, there is some damage.
So because Frank, like Frank got in there.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
And so who were talking about?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Frank is my favorite?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
Frank is my ferret and like yeah, and a lot
of times when I'm detailing cars, like I'll bring him
with me and I'll put like little mits on his hand,
and he does a good job in the seats.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
But like, wait, hang on, you brought your ferrets to
work and you let it get into my car.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, okay, serious, So here's what happened.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
So I brought Frank with me today, and like normally
he does a good job. Like I'll put like little
washmits on him and like spray him down, and he
does a good job because he scurries around and gets
like the spots that I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Get why, why was what did he do?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
What?
Speaker 11 (10:55):
What? What happened in my car?
Speaker 10 (10:57):
So I turned my I turned my head like I
don't know what happened, but all I saw was like
is the end of his tail and he was going
into your ace event, so like I can't get him.
Oh I'm trying to coax him out.
Speaker 11 (11:09):
But okay, hang on, let me just let me give
this straight. You brought your ferret into the shop, Frank,
my car. It's in my AC unit, like it could
be chewing my cables to could be like I could
get into the engine.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like do you understand?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Most likely he is because Frank does like to chew
on things, So most likely that is happening. And I
was calling you to see if you know how to
coax a ferret out of an engine?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Like have you ever had experience with that?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
All?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What?
Speaker 11 (11:38):
No, I don't know how to coax a ferret out
of an engine?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Like why?
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Like, why would I know that?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Have you ever coaxed the ferret out of anything?
Speaker 13 (11:46):
No?
Speaker 11 (11:46):
I've never even seen a ferret. They smell My car's
gonna smell like, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well freak out, get your ferret out of my car
right now? Okay.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
And that's why I was calling you to see if
you had any suggestions, like could you pull up a
YouTube real QUI see if there's I don't have any suggestion?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Why I have a suggestion.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
I'm on the phone with you, so like, if the fair,
if my favorite Frank is in your juris, if you're.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
The employee, if your fault, there's a ferit running around
in my car, you have to deal with this. I'm
not about like you took to worry about.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Coaxing a ferret.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Okay, I want to speak to your manager now.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
So the reason I called you was because I really
don't want to tell my manager, because like, like he
doesn't understand the bond like you do. I can tell
you understand the bond.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
Understand the bond. That's something he's talking about.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Like the bond that a ferret daddy has with his baby,
you know, like he told me. Yeah, I don't want
him to know, because he tells me all the time
that I should bring Frank to work with me, but
like he doesn't really get what it's like to.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Have you ever been?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Are really rewarding animals? Like I know sometimes they spoull
but like they're really cute and like mischievous, Like I
taught him to give me a high five.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I don't care give you your manager right now?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Okay, understand Well, okay, I guess I couldn't do that though,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone Frank on you, and your wife said, you
have it's a joke.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
What are you serious?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yes, she said that your car's your baby and you
need to get into get details, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
Oh my god, I was going to origin in my car.
Oh my god, wake.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time for
Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
So it's a big weekend for dads and grads. So
let's start out with shout out to the class of
twenty twenty four. We haven't done that yet because I
know there's a lot of graduations tonight. I know there
were some earlier this week, but you did that, so congratulations.
Pop off, right, and then also going into Father's Day weekend,
there's lots to discuss. This is a very themed trending
by the way, but we're going to start out with
(13:48):
the best cities for single dads. Okay, saddies, I'm sorry,
I like single dads. So the ten best cities at
the top ten of them, I'm not even gonna get
into that. I am going to highlight however, Number two
on the list is Redmond, Washington.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Why yes?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
And number seven on the list is Bellevue, Washington. That's
number one, Newton, Massachusetts, Oh yeah, and then Portland, Oregon.
It runs out the top three, I mean Redmond and Bellevue.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Gentlemen, if you play the cards right, you can spend
your morning in Redmond, in your afternoon in Bellevue.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Just hanging out with the kids. Just for congers.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, find all the parts and just just create a
movie scene with you and your kid where you're like,
I'll just throw the ball.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
No big deal here, Yeah, go borrow your friend's kid
and be like, DoD, I'll pay twenty bucks if you
just played catching me in the park for it. It's
she's gonna go. So where's your kid? Though he lives
in Newton, Massachusetts of time with his mom, I really
miss him though. I need somebody to hold me because
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I'm really sad because I haven't seen them in like
a moll sad part that would work.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Said anyway, Father's Day is on Sunday, And if you
didn't already know, roses are the official flower. Yeah red
for fathers who are live, white for those who have passed.
But dads, if you want your daughter to have a
good career when she grows up, do the dishes. There's
a new study that says that it is showing women
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or girls, young girls, how important it is to have
less traditional female roles. So when you see your dad
doing the dishes or cleaning or any of that kind
of stuff, then you know you can do it at all.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Like apparently according to psychology.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Lastly, dads want to be outside for Father's Day allegedly, well.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Just so odd. Like you could also just be like,
you can do anything you want. See, let's go, have
you do anything you want. It's not about me doing the.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Dishes, is what the study says from the University of
British Columbia.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
And also vacuuming is on that list.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Your kid's too dumb for a conversation, so you need
to show them by ample.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Make sure that you vacuum, wash the dishes and take
out the tree. Has something to do with growing up
in a household where the two parents do equal parts. Ye, yeah,
where one parents not just like, I don't know, you're
the woman do woman stuff, right, Man, I sit here
and drink beer and watch sports. Don't you touch my remote?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Woman, that's my remote, do some dishes and cook.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Probably not the healthiest dynamic to see, is what I'm
saying that.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Again, you explained that better than I did, so thank
you the problem.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Lastly, you take your pops outside.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Survey says seventy seventy five percent of dads want to
be outdoors, not inside.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Opening your presence and take you down on a hike. Yeah,
we're going golf in this weekend. Let's go. That's are
you doing for Father's Yeah? Oh yeah, happy early father,
Say to you, thank you, yeah, thank you everyone. And
that's what's trending. It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only
on the Tubile Show. Kim is on the phone today
(17:05):
for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her husband
Rob for four years, but now she thinks something might
be going on. So in a few minutes, we're going
to call and see if we can catch him if
he is cheating, but hopefully he's not. Kim, what's going on?
Why do you think Bob might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Basically when we met, we met at a.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Time when we were just kind of done with the
whole dating scene. Bob had actually been married before before
we met.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
They separated amicably. They all still keep in touch.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
You know. They had met at Berkeley and they both
were kind of like weird.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Hippie types, so they clicked. Rob, in his own words, is.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Kind of like grown up since then, and he's happy
where he's at.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We don't really.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Fight much at all, and he's never really been the
londering eye type of guy. He still is very loving
and doting and as years like he still treats me
to romantic nights out and gives me gifts and buys
me flowers. That kind of feels a little silly that
I'm even calling.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
But basically.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Rob's ex wife, Emily, like I said, they still talk
a little bit. We've met a few times. She's been
our wedding. She's wonderful. They have a son, but he's
grown and older, and nothing like trying them really together much,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
And also with having a son, I.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Understand there's going to be co parenting, there's going to be.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Conversations together and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
So that's not.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
A problem with me. They are on good terms and
I appreciate that. I've never felt threatened by his relationship
with her until lately. So basically the last three weeks,
it seems like they've been talking a lot more than usual. Again,
not like a big deal, but he's been secretive about it,
(19:02):
like when she calls, he kind of leaves the room
or text he'll like get up and walk away. I've
tried really hard not to pry. He's a drama free
kind of guy, so he's very open and usually shares
everything with me.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
So.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I thought it was weird that.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
He was kind of sneaking away then if there's anything wrong,
if there was anything I could do to help him,
you know, because he seemed a little closed off, and
he just basically responded like, don't worry, I'm handling things
and left it at that.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I just want to know if there's something I need
to worry about, if he's rekindling something with his ex,
or maybe there's something more.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I just don't know that.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
I mean, that's super vague. He says, I'm handling it,
and it makes it sound like there's a problem.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I don't know. It's not like it was an emergency situation.
It just seems like I don't know. They're having a conversation.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
He doesn't want me to see it or hear it,
and that's yeahs.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Strange, especially if it's been it's been f years and
everything's been cool and now you're having concerns that means
something's changed. You'd be surprising you, Yeah, like your birthday son.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
The other thing is, like you know, I said, she
and I are We're not close by any means, we.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Know each other, but it would be weird that he
would plan something.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Good. That'd be a strange person to plan your birthday with.
All right, well, well yeah, play a song. Come back.
You already told us a grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if
he sends them to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Okay, that's good, Thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Plas on, come back and get your to Catch a
Cheater next if you're just joining us for today's to
Catch a Cheater. Kim is on the phone and she's
been married to her husband, Bob for four years, but
now she thinks he might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(21:02):
totally free, and see if he believes us, and if
he does, see who he sends him to, if he
sends him to his wife or to someone else. So, Kim,
before we do that, why don't you catch everybody up
on your situation.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah, my husband and husband, Bob and I have been
married for four years. He was previously married to his
ex wife, Emily. They stayed in communication but not much,
and lately he's been sneaking off to speak with her
and it's.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Making me question thing. Okay, all right, you ready first
to Colin? Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this
is Corbyn calling from So. I was looking for our
(21:53):
rewards card member named Bob.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Yeah, that's me, Bob.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually callin. Congrats here this month's big winner.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Oho. What surprised or is there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for shopping with us and
being a loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long
stem red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want within the
fifty United States.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh cool, awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I can take the information down over the phone, I know.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Go on, I can tell you over the phone.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So first I'll need the first last name of the
person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
Kim.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Okay, same as mine.
Speaker 14 (22:34):
We're married.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh your this is your wife.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
In my wife?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, anything you want to put on a card, Uh.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
Sure, I'll say I love you too, and we should talk.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well, I guess you can talk to her right now,
because Bob, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. My name is jewbile Hi. I'm Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria and we do a segment on the
show called to Catch a Seater where if you think
your significant other mind me messing around, you can try
to see what they send flowers to. And your wife,
Kim is actually on the phone.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Ta see what's up. Why I'm a little bit college guard.
Why did you step this up?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Well, I am.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I wasn't really sure what else to do.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I kind of feel like there's something going on with
Emily that you're not telling me.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
You're right, yeah, are you?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:39):
I mean there's yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
So I don't really want to be doing this over
the fun. But Emily, as I told you, is still
working in economic development. She's developing programs around the US.
She's obviously had a more lucrative career than me, so
the hippie stuff that we used to do did not
(24:04):
help me in the same way as you have joked.
She's an economic specialist, as I've told you, but she
recently started a new job at the Peace Corps and
she's being sent abroad to a particularly dangerous place. But
(24:24):
there is a good chance that she won't come back. Yeah,
So we've been communicating more than we normally do since
the news of her relocation.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I mean I believe that because I know you did
mention that she was working for the Peace Corps. But
I still don't understand why the sinking around.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
So it's pretty sensitive information, Like she didn't ever want
to say what she's doing over there, and so she
wanted to meet me in person, and I suspected that
she wanted to tell me something other than just detailed
about the job. I suspected maybe she felt something for me,
(25:21):
and I was right. She said that she still loved
me very much, and I was clear about the fact
that I love my wife, you Kim. Last week we
talked for some time and she told me this. She
wanted to tell me in person before she left because
(25:44):
there's a solid chance that she never would see me again.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
She told you that she still loved you.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Great, she's just gonna be working over there and not
coming back. Like what are you saying?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, because this is kind of intense, Like it's I
don't know this said, the conversation has changed.
Speaker 14 (26:00):
It is really intense. I mean the nature of her
work over there and just the location. It's like incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
So there, So of course.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
You say that you love somebody if you think that
this is going to be the end, right, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
But okay, I understand that I do.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
But she expressed feelings for me and we did have sex.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh wow.
Speaker 14 (26:28):
Who I am really ashamed of it, and it was
a mutual choice to do it. I regret it. I
think in the moment it felt like I might never
see this person again.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Is that what you said you need to talk about
in the card?
Speaker 13 (26:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (26:50):
Yeah, I've been planning to tell you today or the
next time we got a chance. I know we've been
in and out the last few days, haven't really call
each other at a good time.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
But I know, I don't know a lot about the
Peace Corps, But is it normal for them to be
in places that are so dangerous that they're risking their
lives to this extreme. I thought sometimes or is this
her using this as a way to get to you
by saying that I'm not going to see you, because
that's also really disturbing.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I kind of don't know what to say right now.
Obviously we need to talk in person. Yeah, I just
think I'm sorry that we went about it this way.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But yeah, I'm going to probably come.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Home right now and we'll talk about this.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
You're apologizing to him.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I told you that he slept with his ex y mostly.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
To you guys in the listener right now that Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Don't apologize us, go handle your business. I mean, it's totally, totally, totally.
I'm glad you found out, even though it sounds like
Bob was going to tell you anyway, but you never know.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
Yeah, I'm sorry for a lot of reasons and a
lot of things, but I'm also sorry for you finding
out this way.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
But I'll be it.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I'll be at home, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Right, Well, kim uh let us know if we can
help in any way.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yeah, thank you guys, thanks for having me on the show.
H I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I'm sorry for all the things. Good luck.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater. It's almost time
for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria your chance
to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a factually
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Word association Victoria. First word that comes to mind when
I say satchel patch racks as a song.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Oh the song I'm thinking of is not appropriate?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Which song is it? It goes like rackrax ch City,
Okay it right there, Scooper Duper, That's not what I
was thinking of. Your phone break, your phone break Friday
or whatever your versus Victoria is going on next, It's
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the Jubile Show.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(30:09):
your time.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
For America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance
to take on Victoria Ameria's in a game of trivia
to see who wins. A gently used white T shirt
that says I do good at questions Brittan Sharpie. All
that also hot Wheel's monster truck, Live Globe party tickets,
and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Brittany.
What's up, Brittany? Hey, how are you.
Speaker 13 (30:37):
Forget?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm here with my two boys.
Speaker 13 (30:40):
My oldest is shocked that we got through.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
That's a long name. What what's his name?
Speaker 14 (30:49):
We try to get created?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
What are your kids kids?
Speaker 10 (30:55):
Archer?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
And oh those are great names?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Wow? All right, really good naming job. Yeah, not quite
as good as Shocked we got through, But.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, shocks we got through is gonna be the name
of the year. Yeah, all right, here we go. We're
gonna tell Victoria to leave the studio. All right, Victoria
is leaving, and Brittany, here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I'm as ready as I can be.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Here we go. Your time starts now. Which is faster
light or sound?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What? What is the.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Powerhouse of the cell? What sport is love? A score in?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tennant?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Which bird has the largest wingspan?
Speaker 14 (31:55):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:56):
A eagle?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
How many noses does a slug have?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
How many archs?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Tru got that and will bring Victoria back in the studio.
And while she's getting settled, Brittany with something you would
like the world to know today.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I am a preschool teacher at a super awesome Montessori school.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh, I'm sus geometry in kindergarten.
Speaker 13 (32:27):
I think, yeah, they are better at mass than I am.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
My brother went to one of those. He's an engineer.
I'm a radio. I don't know if Victoria is ready
to play the game, But when she walked back in studio,
I saw her sniffer hair and then give a funny
look okay, over this morning. I showered yesterday. I'm sorry,
(32:54):
I just I wanted to see if it smell bad.
I didn't smell bad. It smells like my hair. I'm
just like, I don't know, I don't know you notice? Yeah,
all right, Victoria can be low key thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just if your hair and you have to be Brittany
(33:16):
out right to wain. All right, Brittany, you can tell
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Which is faster light or sound light? What is the
powerhouse of the cell?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh, I know, I know what that's in the m miyochondria?
What sport is love? A scoring? What this? Uh?
Speaker 11 (33:42):
If?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Your hair?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
So we can give you a new question next. Which
bird has the largest wingspan? An eagle? Now a pelican?
How many noses does a slug have?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Five?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Are worker bees male or female?
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Give me a second. I'm trying to think of the
B movie male. I think it's yeah, yeah, all right,
we'll get mail.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
We'll give you that and let's send it on over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard. Producer Brad Brittany got two correct. Victoria also
got two correct, which means Brittany a rare victory for
the caller. Congratulations, he would be Victoria. You got hot wheels,
(34:28):
Monster truck, Live, Globe party tickets, and let's get the
answers now.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
With Nina.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Light is faster than sound. The mitochondria is the powerhouse
of the cello. Love is a score in tennis.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
That's not true.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Albatross is the bird with the largest wingspan. Slugs have
four noses, and worker bees are female.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Dang it. I always had female too.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
But then I started to see Brad almost like give
me a point that when I said male, so I was,
I was like, would keep it going male?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I meant female. Though, Oh, congratulate relations, Brittany, thank you
very much for playing you doing okay? To Victoria, I
want to start crying for every sin.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
But also in the B movie, Barry went out, No,
I know that for a fact.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
It's time for Nina's what's trending. I think Friends will
never die. The TV show will be here forever. Yeah,
so there's a new experience It's coming to Las Vegas
that recreates Ross and Rachel's chapel scene where they get married.
So if you remember they had the Traveling Friends set up,
that was like the coffee shop, but now they have
the chapel, you can actually like.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Go get drunk and get married in the jack. That
would be kind of fun. It'siless if you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they should just grab an elvis or something. And I
never got into Friends. I really don't know what scene
you're talking about. Yeah, she should start.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
They got really wasted, and it was after they had
already broken up, and they were at they were in Vegas,
and they went and they got married. And then the
next day they didn't realize they got married, and like, oh, yeah,
they got married, and then they couldn't get.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
It and all they had to get divorce. Oh I'm
rewatching it. I didn't make it there yet.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
I'm sorry if that was a spoiler. Friends has been
out for a long time. That's not my fault.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
That's a spoiler, Nina. You get mad at me for spoilers.
This show has been out for a long time. I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
They don't even know. Half the things that they invent
are already invented. You can't be spoiling things.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Like that the z my bad. So we'll go on
to this one.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Remember the Tom Brady roast, Well, apparently that roast is
now responsible for his ex Giselle being single again.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Really so.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Instructor can't take a joke and he can, but he
can take the kick.
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Yeah, but he can't so her Allegedly, her jiu jitsu
instructor broke up with her because he doesn't like being
in the spotlight and he couldn't handle everybody being like,
are you the reason why Giselle and Tom broke up?
Are you the reason? And allegedly he was like, no,
I can't do this. Oh but they were actually together, Yeah,
she just like I don't know if she actually cheated
or not, but they were together.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
The jokes around the jiu jitsu instructor were brutal, yeah,
and very.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Funny jokes on him.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
He just broke up with this, right, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Take the hate from the roast. It'll go away. Nobody
really cares about you. I'm just thinking like, if you're
just right, but if you're just how upset are you?
I'd be like, not at all? Hitting me, not at all.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
She's like, well, I can literally choose any man on
the Planet's fine, But there's a lot of jiu jitsu
instructions out there.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Brad, are you one?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
No, no black beltain tongue suo? Okay, different and cool?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Okay, you're gonna bring Bridgerton Season three, Part two is here.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
I need to watch it, and so do I.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
And I'm bringing that up because we know that season
four is coming, but not for two years.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Wait what I know My interest is gonna be gone
by then.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
No, it's not y.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It's a long time to get into those dresses and
then film people in those dresses.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
To give these people a break.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
They said it takes eight months to film the show
and then it has to go get edited and then
it comes back.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
So two years they deliver it on horses and buggies. Yeah,
they really are method production. But that's what sprending.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
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Ryan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So in
a few minutes we'll call her see if she tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Ryan, how long has it been since you
heard from Ella?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
It's been It's just been a few days. But you know,
it was such a instinct connection.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
I'm really baffled.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
What was your last interaction?
Speaker 12 (38:54):
Like, well, we I mean initially we were just you know,
texting over Bumble the dating app, and but but we
we did go out. We went on a We went
on a first date to a nice restaurant and I
don't think it could have gone any better.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Really, Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 12 (39:13):
Yeah, so we we went to the Italian place. We
were both uh, both pasta lovers, and we were just laughing, drinking.
We bonded over the fact that we're both newly divorced
and still new to the dating world. Everything's changed a lot.
And she she told me she wanted to start a family,
(39:36):
and I told her I actually I am already a dad, and.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
She took that.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
She was just like in she was. She wanted to
see pictures of my son and wanted to hear stories.
It was an incredible conversation. After you know, the check
came and everything, and she didn't want it to or
we didn't want it to end.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
I guess.
Speaker 12 (39:56):
So we went to the bar to you know, to
have a little coffee and just keep chatting, and you know,
we both had to get up the next morning and work,
so we made plans to meet up again.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I thought we could go on a bike.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Ride, and she was into that idea and said we
you know, I'd text her the next day. And I mean,
I thought that second day was going to happen for sure.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
So you guys basically made plans for a second date
and it just never happened.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 12 (40:28):
She didn't respond back ever.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Did anything awkward at all happened on the date? Any
reason you can think of that you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
I mean, like the one there's one thing where I'm like,
I guess I could have This might have been a
dumb thing to say.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
When we switched from.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Our you know, our dinner table to the bar, the bartender.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Came up to us and he asked.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
If me and my wife, you know, wanted what we
wanted to drink, and I didn't correct him. I said, oh,
you know, I thought it was kind of cute. I thought, actually,
my wife and I were just going to have an
express So if that's okay, and she laughed too, and
you know, I I thought, okay, sweet, like she gets
(41:10):
my sense.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Of humor and everything.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
And I went to the bathroom. I came back, but
she was if something happened. I don't know, she maybe
had time to think about it, or I offended her,
you know. When I got back, she seemed kind of
anxious to leave, a little antsy, and we just you know,
hugged goodbye, kissed her on the cheek, and I don't
(41:33):
I guess, I guess I put my foot in my
mouth there.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Maybe if she laughed about it.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
However, I could see if you're somebody that's freshly divorced
and not being a wife anymore, and then even to
be joked, like, even if it's just joking, that's a
title that you gave up, and then to be like, ah,
my wife maybe just kind of put her in her feels.
Maybe had nothing to do with you at all. It
just kind of put her in her feels or something.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I don't know. Yeah, that's tough. Have you reached out
to her then? Since?
Speaker 12 (42:01):
Yeah, I mean the next day I texted about, you know,
the bike ride. I had found some different you know
trails we could try out and see what would work
for her. And you know, I didn't hear anything back,
and I figured, you know, I don't know if she's
busy or whatever. I'd just give it a little little space.
I texted you know again the next.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Day and yeah, just another radio silence. Yeah, okay, Well
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her in steep hotels why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get to another date.
Speaker 11 (42:35):
Okay, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, all right, well, play a song come back, get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of the first day follow up and if you're just
joining us, Ryan is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Ella. So we're about to call her suphatas
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, Ryan, why don't you refresh
our memory on your date with Ella.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
Yeah, we went out to dinner Italian restaurant. We had
a great time. I'm she loved the fact that I'm
a dad and she's she's divorced too, and you know,
but still wants to have a family. We we had
coffee at the bar after dinner, and I referred to
as my wife as a joke and then changed.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
It's sacrifice tough when something like that happens off somewhere.
You're on a date and someone calls them your girlfriend,
because you don't want to be like, yeah, they are,
but you also don't to be like whoa, no way.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Don't even say that the other way, like I would
never all right, well that would be.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Okay, here we go? Well, I may I speak to Ella?
Please say hi? How are you? My name is Jewbel.
(44:01):
I'm calling from a radio show called the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Ella, I mean I'm here too. Hi. How are you?
Speaker 11 (44:08):
I'm okay, how are you good?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Do you ever listen to the show at all?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Okay? Well, maybe do that from time to time to
be cool, but also no pressure if you haven't. We
do a segment on our show it's called the first
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
So, oh my gosh, we got an email.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
About you you're kidding.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
No, I'm not. Do you know who would email us?
I have an idea you want to take a guess?
Speaker 6 (44:46):
Is it Ryan?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yes? It is? Ryan emailed us. We talked to him.
He told us about your date. He said he really
liked you a lot, but he doesn't know why you're
ghosting him, and would you mind telling us?
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Oh, I feel really awkward about this. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
This is okay.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
I mean, I thought he was great. We had a
great time. It was very sparky. I mean, I don't
know how much he told you. But so I'm recently divorced.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
And we do it having a great night, And.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
I guess what, I'm honest, Like, I got on Instagram
while he was in the bathroom and I saw a
picture of my ex with his new girlfriend. Oh, and
I guess I just got kind of in my feels
about it, and I feel like maybe my mood kind
of wrecked the night. It kind of just made me realize, like, oh,
(45:51):
maybe I'm not as ready as I thought I was.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I should have handled those very.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Differently, But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I'm kind of you with this and thought run away.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Your instincts were to run I mean, yeah, that's hard.
That's a lot to process all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, and I feel bad. He seems like a nice guy.
I mean, we really did hit it off.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
So you're ghosting it because you saw a picture of
your X with somebody.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
Yeah, I mean, I'm ghosting me because I think I'm like,
oh god, am I actually ready to be jumping back
out there? If this silly picture threw me off so hard?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
I mean, whether you're ready or not. I think those
types of pictures throw anybody off their game. Like, even
if you were already moved on in another relationship, seeing
it for the first time, I would imagine it's still
kind of shocking.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
No, like jobble, don't you feel that way? No, I
never care. Oh okay, I'm glad usually okay, I'm like,
good they've moved on. Well, I understand, and I feel
the same way. But what I'm saying is, maybe that
doesn't mean you're not ready, it's just that you needed
to rip the band aid off.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
I mean yeah, maybe. I mean, and the photo was
taken by a friend of ours who so like she's
meeting our old friends. Like, I don't know, he just
threw me.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Okay, it wasn't fair to Ryan.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Well, you can say that to Ryan if you want to,
because he's actually on the phone listening. Want to.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Embarrassing?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Sure, Hey, hey Ella, I uh, I don't care.
Speaker 12 (47:27):
I mean, I totally get it that you were you
were caught off guard, and uh, I don't think it
ruined the night at all.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
I'm I'm relieved.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Frankly, I'm sorry that was not the most mature way
to handle that. I did not mean to make your
or feel bad. I know you're kind of in the
same position.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12 (47:48):
I mean, I I totally I understand where you're coming from.
And you know, I mean if we if we were
able to like hang out again like you you'd be
welcome to, you know, talk about this type stuff like
we can totally talk it out really.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Well, Ella, would you like to go out with Ryan
again on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I mean, yeah, I'd love to. Amazing.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Congratulations Ryan, you got another date?
Speaker 12 (48:14):
Yay, we can still do the bike ride and then
we'll we'll go to another restaurant.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Spot pictures.
Speaker 8 (48:25):
Or not.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Jule's first date follow up.
Speaker 7 (48:30):
There is a beef that I did not see coming
and it is between bb REXA and Gez.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
What why?
Speaker 7 (48:36):
So Bbe went pretty public yesterday, posted all this stuff
on Instagram, took it down and then went to X
and was like, you know what, I regret that I
took down all that information.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
I stand by what I said.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
So they had a couple songs together back in twenty
fifteen twenty seventeen, Gezy's people reached out to her people
and were like, hey, can they do some social media
because that would be really great for Gez. For whatever reason,
that really struck a chord with BIB and she went off.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
Wait, why just because they wanted to.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Promote the song some more or what? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
They wanted to do something in New York and collaborate,
and she went off being like, why don't you text
me and ask me yourself? You stuck up, ungrateful loser. WHOA,
You're lucky people are liking you again. Then she kept
going on about how she was it was so traumatic
during that time for her. Plus She's like, hope you good,
You're welcome. I gave you the only hit you've ever.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Had bb REXA and Gezy. I have a joke that
maybe three people will get there's be between bb REXA
and Gezy. I hope C. C. Winings gets on it.
I love them bb CC gay.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You know.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Exactly, so we'll see how that plays out. Gezi has
said nothing about it, but she is standing by her word.
So Saltburn's soundtrack is available on vinyl.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Did you guys?
Speaker 7 (50:05):
I still never saw Saltburn, but by this time, whether
you've seen it or not, you've probably heard about the
pathtub scene and the bathwater. So now you can buy
this vinyl with bathwater in it. What So it's kind
of like those like you turn it upside down and
there's water in the middle, So it's supposed to be
bathwater in the vinyl.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:20):
And when you shake it up there's water in it.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
That's cool. But pick up crazy. Only dorks have record
players anymore? What what? Only dorks have record players? Not true?
Do you have a record player?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, welcome to the cool kids Club? Do you have no?
I don't, oh really, but I want one?
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Do you have a record player?
Speaker 14 (50:45):
Nina?
Speaker 4 (50:45):
I used to do you? Do you have a record player? Nina? No,
but I wish I did. So all of you are cool.
And you got upset that. I said, dorks have records?
What them? They're cool? You know what else?
Speaker 7 (50:57):
What else is cool? A truck that's ready for the apocalypse?
What that is also cool? There's a company called Apocalypse Manufacturing,
and Drake got already got himself a monster vehicle that
is ready for the apocalypse. He only spent two hundred
thousand dollars on it. But it's ready for doomsday?
Speaker 4 (51:16):
What is it for? Like what kind of doomsday? I'm
going to be ready for doomsday? If we don't know
what doomsday that is. I'm so confused by that. I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
But and then the description of it is just like
a HEMI Halcat eight hundred and seventy horse power, four
wheel drive, armored and riveted doors.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Is there like food in it as well? You got
a cafeteria back there?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
You got like yeah, like, is it really ready for
doomsday without all of the like the protectives.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Is ready for doomsday? It's just a Dune Bro truck.
Yeah it is. It's a bro truck. Drake bought a
Dube Bro truck.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
By the way, Drake's not one of the people we
care sticks around at the Apocalypse.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Your skills are not useful in an apocalypse, sir. But
also there's a doomsday. How are you going to charge
the truck? I can imagine that gas. It's probably gasoline.
Imagine the apocalypse, right, and you wake up the morning
after the apocalypse. You're one of the few people alive
on this earth. You hear faint murmurs of hotline bling
(52:12):
play Drake made it. You're just like, what's going on?
It's just like off in the distance in the hot line?
Is that Drake? Everything's birds around me. There's nobody around me,
and I just hear hot line and blink faintly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(52:36):
that's that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (52:41):
Doubles Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yes, I have a dirty little secret that everybody knows.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
I don't want to kids and they're.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Like, oh, it's probably because of La la la.
Speaker 16 (52:56):
But it's really because of my niece and nephew, because
they are crazy and they're they're high energy, and there's
always a problem, and my sister is always complaining about
the things she can't do, like go to Hawaii or
like even like this, like a simple girl's night, she
has to like stay home and watch the kids.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
And I'm like, oh, I don't want kids because of.
Speaker 16 (53:16):
That, But nobody knows it's it's strictly because of my
niece and nephew because they're so annoying.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
All right, well, thank you for your little secret. Of course,
have a good one, you doo. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I sure do.
Speaker 13 (53:36):
Well, I accidentally got engaged and married ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.
Speaker 13 (53:48):
Well. I was dating my now husband for about four
years and we went out for Valentine's.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Day and he pulled out a ring.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
Bok and I immediately said yes because I figured he's
proposing to me as Valentine's Day. Long story short, he
had purchased this beautiful ring from an antique store and
it was actually supposed to be an anniversary gift because
we had been dating for four years.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (54:16):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom. The
whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations, and.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
They sent over desserts.
Speaker 13 (54:25):
After a couple of weeks, so I realized he didn't
actually mean to propose to me. He just kind of
rolled with it, But I will call you. We are
happily married ten years now, and it's the best mistake
he's ever made.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
That's great, that's awesome. Down to lace. Yes, Yeah, that's funny. Well, congratulations.
It didn't work the same at all.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
That's fine. It's better off that way. But I I
should have let her know that I wasn't meaning that
I wanted to marry her. What happened with me was
I was literally falling asleep and I was dating this
girl for her a long time, and I was like,
if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday.
That's what I said. We were just talking, but then
she turned to me and started crying and said yes,
And then she called her mom and then threw the
(55:18):
phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.
All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,
and I was like, yeah, super excited. The moral of
this story is ladies just say yes and they don't
say no. Yeah exactly. Well, thank you for your dirty
little secret?
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Sure, thanks guys, Ye, what's your dirty little secret?
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Jubal Fresh
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