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The Jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Tom kum
Quat and this is America's favorite on the radio stupid
Internet question. Yes, I can absolutely say stupid Internet questions
on the radio because I'm Tom Kumquat. Let's get to
the show. That's what I'm saying. You can't say on
the radio. Tom. I can absolutely say Tom on the
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radio because I'm Tom kum Quat. All right, and it's
time for stupid Internet questions where we ask you the
question that everybody's asking about on the dot com. Today's
stupid Internet question is this. Don't say it's a hard one, America.
How do you like your avocado? Yo? I'm Tom kum
quator dot kum quat word, that's the word I'm talking
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about that you can't say on the radio. Cum quat? Okay,
if they're delicious? What have you ever had a kumquat?
Alexander talked about kum quats. They're delicious. Has anybody in
this room had a kumquat? I heard, and yes I do,
But I don't think we're talking about that. Does sounds
a little familiar. I think it's almost cumclat season. The
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cumclot and it's exciting when it's not always come lat season.
Why are we so? Wu doesn't sound like a word
anymore more now than ever. They're like tiny little ornos
and you don't even have to pill them. You can
just pop them in your mouth. Ye are called cuties.
We're definitely not talking about it. We're smaller than cuties.
They're smaller than a grape. Cumquats are even smaller than
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a grape. They're these cute little oranges you just pop
in your out. They're delicious, according to Google. Besides eating
them whole, what you can do you can also use
them for chutneys, marinads, and sauces, for meats, chicken, her fish.
Still asking the question, how do you take your alvocado?
If you forgot? This is stupid internet questions. I'm Johnny Garbonzo.
I like garbonzo. Now better switch it up. Don't you
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go to courthouse? I how do you guys take your avocados?
I don't, Victoria Ramirez, you don't like avocado and don't
like avocado? What what a your atlantic? I try to
eat it because it's good for you, But then I've tried.
I'll eat a few pieces and then I'm like, oh
my gosh, that sounds like my ten year old son.
I feel like it's a hot subject. I feel like
a lot of people don't like avocados. I don't like
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them on things. I don't like them on a burger.
I don't need that because then it gets slippery, like
you gotta take a bite and it's the bung goes
one way and the avocado goes the way. Yeah, okay, yeah,
it is a weird little when I like avocado. I
like avocado on things. I like it on burgers and
stuff like that. But you're one hundred percent correct, Christian.
It is a weird little balancing actor. Have to do
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you eat a burger with an avocado on? Or it's
too slippery? If this is stupid Internet questions, and the
question today is how do you take your avocado? How
many different ways can you have an avocado? There's at
least twenty four apparently, really, according to this article I
felt online an article. Okay, there's at least twenty four
ways that have an avocado. Make avocado fries? Is one
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of fries? Do you like them? Guess? Yeah? They're deep
fried and they're freaking delicious. I forgot about avocado fries
and some dipped in avocado sauce, crab meat like an
avocado and I don't know what, like a whole where
the seedgut crap right there and then eat it like
a Like that I think is how you eat it.
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Spike it with rum, soak it in rum. Yeah. According
to epicurious dot com, I'm an avocado daccherie alcoholic. They
have a founder of the desk. I think one of
the best ways to take an avocado is for it
to be the A and a BLT. A BLT A
love with A in it. Might bl blas no tomatoes,
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alex and like the tomato, so you'll do a block.
I definitely love BLTs as long as it's got some
A in it. What about avocado and salad? Yeah, I
don't need slid. I think avocado and a Burger's delicious.
I think almost anything on a burger's delicious. I like
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all kinds of stuff on a burger, So I think
you can put avocado on pretty much anything. There we
go then, so you'll take it anyway you can get it.
I'll take a slice up in daily. I bet you
what else can you take sliced umpny. It just sounds
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funny to say that I like mine sliced up in
Daily and you say that with anything, say that with anything.
It sounds funny. The only time that I don't like
a slice up in Daily is when it's over ripe, underripe,
too hard underripe, when it's too hard underripe. Okay, yes,
it confuses me. Yeah, I like them when they're soft,
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not hard. This is the only day I'm not APPRD
I'm talking about. I'm sorry. I mean, I get the
same way when I think about avocados. I love them.
I'm Tom Kumquat And that was another exciting round of
Stupid Internet Questions. Join the same time tomorrow for another
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exciting edition. I'm Tom Kumquat and this is in Stupid
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the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame
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Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello Yeah, Beal, Hello, Yeah,
this uh BeO calm looking for Andy? Andy? Yeah? Andy,
this is Andy. Who would you say you were? Yeah?
(05:39):
Beal yep Bill, yep be my Mustang Crabb Mustang. Can
you maybe an nunciator? Yeah? I don't. Yeah, I think
you said you're working on my Mustang. Yeah, I gotta
uh you just wanting a new tires on the Mosang? Uh?
So we put that new tie on there? I want
putting news good? Yeah okay? And is it ready for
(06:03):
to be picked up? Yeah? Yeah, that is why. Yeah,
that's why I'm calling you, Uh Joe bread picked up
would have been ready picked up. Problem with that alignment
on the ties with the tizone problem with alignment there.
You didn't got anything up putting on the fires because
I just got the alignment. So there shouldn't be a problem.
That's not from before. Let's car, you got it. We
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came here in more maybe like normal cars. Just get
that old classic Bustang. I haven't worked on one of those.
I never worked on one of those before. I was
really excited working on You've never worked on a ninety
seven Mustang? Yeah. I started here a couple of weeks ago.
So the first working on a couple of weeks agore,
you started a couple of weeks ago. Most if you
haven't worked on a nine Mustang, that it must not
(06:45):
have worked on any cars. Yeah, but they're letting you
work on my car. I was working in washing dish
before and then I apply here. They gave me a
jeb changed tires or changed Oh they are letting a
dishwasher work on my car. Yeah, for a decade and
put thousands of dollars in two with your dishwasher hands. Well,
(07:05):
probably wasn't putting in new ties and new tie a
little wabbly and then they kind of fell off the thing,
and then you know, the kind of messed the linement
a little bit from what thing they fell off? What dissection?
The intersection? Did you say the intersection? Yeah, I made
an offer the same kind of thing, you know. M Yeah,
the wheel fell off while you were on the highway. Yeah, freeway,
(07:28):
yeah you freeway. So yeah, image there is to the car.
You guys better fixed. I don't even know why they're
letting you work on cars period. I'm on my way
right now, and if there's any damage on my car,
I'm gonna wherever you get a car, not here. Right now.
So what does that mean? What do you mean it's
not there? What does that even mean? Was it here?
(07:50):
That's where we are talking about. What you dropped the
car off? That will be here. And it's a different
location as well. I was meaning by that one a
different location as in where the don't drunk came to
get Um. I don't know where it took it exactly,
but they came took it. You don't know where the
where's my car? Fourteen car pile ups? So you kind
of cars the true and everyone one insurance? You got insurance?
(08:16):
I have insurance yet, but yeah, so your card, this
is what I'm calling you, your car cars your car
causse a fourteen car pileups. So probably gonna hand some
questions about that. Also, don't go to look ay information
on where you can pick the car up on where
your card. But me, dude, dude, if you were driving
my car and you didn't tighten the lug nuts or whatever,
the keep telling me somebody asked me a question right
when I was supposed to be tightening the lug nuts
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of somebody asked me a question. I ask the question.
I've forgotten that I hopped the car to takeing for
test drive to make sure wheels a tight the alignment
was straight, and then uh we was just fell off
and then cause the pile up, and then they took
it somewhere because I don't know cut cars everywhere. Um,
so you might want to call yourshurance company. I'm not
calling my insurance company, dude. I'm gonna come down there
right now, yeah and straighten this sh out or I'm
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gonna straighten Yeah. Please all down here looking for you
so they won't talk to you anyway. To talk to
me about a car accident. You cause no problem, and
I'll tell him that you caused the accident because you're
a idiot. Okay, I'll just tell you frank phone call then,
and your wife Tricia set you up for a prank
phone call, because this is actual Jubil from Jewil Shore
doing a phone prank on you and your wife set
you up. What Hi, honey, So my car's not My
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car's fine? Yes? Yeah, Oh my god, you had my
blood boiling, dude, Oh my god. Then Jebel Show on
Demand First Day follow Up. It's time for your first
date follow up. And today Mark is on the phone
and Mark's not getting a call back from Nat. What's up? Mark?
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How are you? What's up with that? Man? Before we
get into your date, Mark, how long has it been
since your date? Well, Mary, it's been about a week, Um, okay,
and I've been texting us and I have a guy
with a bath room. You haven't got any any reply
in a week? How many times do you text? There
had of such a like two guys and she hasn't
responded to either. Well, first of it was what you
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guys did for your date? Um? Well, we went to
dinner forgout the roof Chris, and then we um went
up to a draft through movie and we saw old
they just had an old flick plan I think was
Bee which they had Bee? Which plan? And so we
went to the draft through after rest after dinner and
you know, just talk then why to be which? Okay?
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And did you seem like you guys got along? Like
why do you think she's not calling you back? Okay? Man?
I think what it was? You know throughout the date
she was crashing downs a lot what Oh yeah, man,
it was it was a lot of games everywhere everywhere
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from the time that I picked her up, Um, by
the time we got to the restaurant was the first
time it happened, and I played it off. I thought
that maybe it was outside you know, maybe the outside
air was the phone, but it wasn't. It was it
was your dage. You know. We sat down at the
table and I smelt it again. Okay, you know, I'm
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thinking now I'm looking around at my shoes opening. I
didn't stepping anything. You can tell a difference to me.
So I kindly asked her, I was, you know, do
you smell that sheaus had a you know, I had
a look on her face. From the look I can
kind of tell, and so she she told me, um,
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because I don't feel well, and I, you know, I'm
kind of having dass. At first, it torew me off
and I let it slide at the restaurant. But we
got back in the car at the drop through movie
and it was all nice in the car and in
the car to open the window. Goodness, Okay, you had to,
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you had to, and you want to call her back
for a second date. Still, even with all that, and
everybody has gas, is its true? Yeah, she's beautiful, beautiful woman.
I understand that, you know, you get sick sometimes, you know,
so I wish we would have, you know, moved the
dick to another day. Yeah, you know, I just want
to see what it can go, all right, So you
want us to try and call it you another day,
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and you think that she's not calling you back because
she had gas, Like maybe what she she's embarrassed that
or something probably you know that comes out first dack.
You know that's kind of embarrassing to have gass on
your first day, so bad that you have to admit it, Like,
she don't have a choice. You know what I did
when somebody was starting around me one time to do okay,
I was on an airplane and I'm sure everybody else
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was getting sick of it too. So after like I
don't know, two hours on this plane of you know,
every three minutes smelling this terrible you know, airplane farsonal,
I was like, who's farting? I guess what? We didn't
smell it again? Yeah. No. And the person that we're
that we think was doing it was very He sat
very straight up, very right, very tight. I think he
had to keep it tight. So let's go to the bathroom, right, Yeah. Yeah,
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so you liked her a lot, obviously, you guys thought
you got along. I can understand why she wouldn't be
calling you back if that is the reason, which I
would imagine it would be if I went on a
date and I couldn't stop passing gas so much that
my date was like, Hey, who's farting? And I had
to be like, that's me. I've been farting this whole time,
but I'm sorry. I would probably be embarrassing and I
want to call you back either. So we'll give her
a call see if that is the reason she's not
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calling you back, and try to get you another date
when she does not have gas. Okay, all right, all right,
let's do it. Plan song, come back, and then call
her in the middle of today's first date follow up
and if you're just joining us. Mark is on the phone,
and Mark went out with a girl named Nat. They
went to dinner and then to a drive in movie
to watch be which that sounds fun. It was fun.
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It's so much fun that Nat couldn't stop farting the date,
so Mark he smelled gas the whole time, and he
thought it maybe he stepped in something. And then he
finally had to ask his date Nat if she smelled something,
and she admitted that it was her and her stomach
was upset and she had been farting the whole time
on their date. And now she's not calling him back.
It's been a week. He's reached out to her a
couple of times and nothing. And he thinks the reason
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he's not gonna to call back is because she's embarrassed
because she should not stop farting on her date, which
would be understandable beat up. So we're about to call
him right now. Are called Nat right now and see
if that is the reason she's not calling him back,
and see if we get Mark another date. All right, Mark,
are you ready to call her? Yeah? Man, I'm ready
to call him. Okay, here we go. Hello, him speaks
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to Nat. Please, Hey, Nat, how are you? This is
the jew Bils Show. It's a radio show. My name
is jew Bil, my name is Alex, and I'm Christian
Gray Snow And how are you? Oh? I'm good. Have
you heard the show before? Do you know what it is? No?
But it's just weird that you're like, Hey, I'm from
the radio and it's the Three People's But okay, right, wow,
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you know your day was gonna start off like this?
Did you No. It's kind of like how you wake
up in your stomachs upside You're like, man, I didn't know.
It doesn't start off like this. Um, so did I
win something? Or maybe? We're not sure. Actually a segment
on our show called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
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and you don't call them back, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why. And
we got an email about you from a guy named Mark.
Oh so Mark is just eliciting my number? Cool, all right,
kind of Yeah, he gave us your number. He hasked
us to call you because you haven't been calling him back,
and so we want to ask you why you don't
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want to call Mark back? Why are you ghostinging? All right?
That's weird, but yeah, go ahead. Well, Mark thinks the
reason you're not calling him back is because he told
us about the gas, told us about how your stomach
was upset. Good for you for admitting it. I don't
know if I would have. I would have blamed it
on everybody around me, exactly, even the person I was,
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like a normal person, I'm not farting, you're farting. I
don't know when someone farts and it's them though, like
I don't know, it wasn't me, I have no idea.
But then when it's not them, like, right, it's Dane,
who is that? So I can understand why you wouldn't
be calling him back. That would be embarrassing. I don't
know if it was. But that's the reason he thinks
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you're not calling him back? Is it? Um? No? Actually,
I mean everybody has gas, right, M yeah, so that
it isn't the reason. So what is the reason? Well,
the reason I haven't been answering his checks is because
we were having a conversation about comedy and he said
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that he didn't like Dave Chappelle. And Dave Chappelle is
one of my favorite comedians, and it's like a deal
breakup for me. I was just like, so, so he
went on a date with you and you had uncontrolled,
uncontrollable gaps. Sorry and you and um, that's another reason
(17:27):
you're not calling back? Isn't because of that? So but
he wants to go out with you again when you
had this problem on the date and you don't want
to go with him because he doesn't like Dave Chappelle.
That's it. Basically. I mean I was quoting a lot
of stuff from Chappelle's show, talking about time on Big Hum,
even though who he was, and like the dialone dialone dialine,
you know, go give me some breastmolk from a Cambodian
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woman in Brooklyn, like all the all the funny things.
He had no idea what I was talking about. Okay,
And yeah it was a turn off now for you
just on the fact that this guy is willing to
go on a second day with you, despite the fact
that you were farting the entire time. Can you not
get over the fact that maybe he doesn't like Dave Chapelle.
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Absolutely not, Okay, forget I asked, well, he is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you. I
should have told you that. Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Way for I tell you can you guys are the worse. Hey, Mark,
that is sale. He's okay, so meeting, but he's no
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Richard Pryor. So I mean, I know that he learned
from Richard Pryor. I love Richard Pryor too, but if
you knew anything about comedy, you would know that since
Richard's passing and after Eddie Murphy Dave is the goat
right now? How do you not sew that Chaplin Hard
is a goat? What are you talking? Oh my? You
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not almost don't what I told you that it is? Yeah?
Is gonna be o Keaven? Does that have a funny
bone and fine gold? Life ahead? Shad family, short and
terrible couple? Yeah? He did you imagine? Not even he
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ever happens own big Special. I want to say, dude,
are you kidding me? Netflix is the only thing you
could get net? What is going on on football? The
reason I don't care about football? And Kevin? Kevin is
a football something you not liking? Dave Chappelle is going
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to ruin a lot of things in your life. Nobody
likes jail. Have you not swinging the moves lately? You
mean to say me, I put over all that gay
and you won't talk to me over Dave chappelilation. How
bad of a smell was her farst on on a
scale of one to ten? Oh, that was silent? So
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you know they was it? You don't hear if smack
you on your face. It was enough to make me
call And I don't know what you find that you
are wrong about everything? Okay? Those guests. Mail is worse
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a day to sail joke, so much good. I cannot
go out with this guy. Okay, well let me ask
you this question of fish. Now, would you like to
go out with Mark again on a second date? We'll
pay for it. No, absolutely not no. If we would
touch a sailor show, would you go now with you? And? Then?
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All right? Fun? Good luck you too. She'd probably just
fart the whole time. Anyway. Well we went out, you'd
probably be funky anyway, funky. Yeah, I'm glad you're another
pung bob. Another brief from you, this time the Jewels
Show on demand, jebils dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? Hi? Hi?
(21:26):
How are you? Fantastic? Really? That's good? Me too. So
you have a dirty little secret I do? All right,
let's hear it. Okay. So I got pregnant and the
father didn't want the baby, so I convinced him to
pay me twenties thousand dollars to get an abortion, and
(21:53):
he ended up paying me the money before the abortion,
and so I kind of like, say the abortion that
he was leaving two weeks later, yea to go out
of state for school. So I think the abortion kept
the money and kept the baby. Wow, iconic. That is
(22:16):
a great move. I mean, he's wrong, that's a bad
move for him. I mean you should know that you
don't pay until the thing is done you're going for
But hey, good for you. You got twenty grand and
then you still had the baby. Yes, mommy's a little blessing.
Mommy's a little paycheck. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. So did
you keep the baby or do you give it up
adoption or anything like that? No? I kept it. Oh
(22:37):
that's awesome. Congratulations you got your baby and you got paid.
I did. That's cool. Now you should surprise him a
child support yeah out yeah. Funny part is is that
he actually paid eight hundred dollars every month for drilds before. Ye.
(22:59):
So yeah, and he's actually in the child's life. Oh
oh well plot twist yeah wow, yeah, healing. Yeah. But well,
did you ever ask for the twenty k back? No?
I offered it. But well you're nicer than I am. Well,
(23:20):
thank you for telling us. You're a little secret. You're welcome,
Happy day, good one bye? Hello, How are you good?
How are you all right? Thank you? So you have
a dirty little secret to tell us? Um? Yeah, for
(23:43):
the last ten years, I have not actually bought a
pair of underwear, Like I don't technically own any underwear. No, yeah,
so go no, go ahead. I just have questions, but
you might answer them before I even ask. So, yeah,
my thirty secret is that I go into Victoria's Secret
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and it just kind of corrabs me underwear as I
can sometimes up to a dozen, and I just kind
of pile them on and I kind of make it
a point to go, like, you know, two times a year,
so you shoplift, you shoplift you, Okay, iviberate them from
the story. But yeah, I thought you were saying you
didn't own underwear because you didn't wear any. You're saying
(24:29):
you just don't pay more. Then I guess illegally they're
not mine, right, yeah, yeah, after you were underwear once,
they're legally yours. Exactly. Dude. People try on you know,
like you said, Victoria's Secret, and I don't think I
mean maybe they do this everywhere. I don't see them
doing it a target that much, but people try on
underwear that's so weird to me. Yeah. So they have
(24:52):
like this little protective shield thing that they put on
there that it's just like a ficky thing to protect
from stuff. Yeah, I don't know. You know, you take
that off and you wash everything as soon as you
get home. Well, the first time I saw that it
was it was a girlfriend of mine at Victorias Secret,
the first time I ever saw that, and they're like, no,
it's a little little sticky thing you put over it.
(25:13):
And I was like, dude, it better be a Hazmats secret.
I don't do that should stop anything. When I go
into this store, I'm wearing some boy shorts. I'm not wearing, like,
you know, something released thin because this is going over
my boy shorts and it's not touching any skin. As
soon as I go home, you know, I make sure
(25:34):
to wash everything and take care of all that before
I actually wear this. So thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Yeah, all right, The Jewel Show
on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot
News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. They
report the news. For Thursday, July twenty one, twenty twenty two,
(25:55):
I'm Jewel Fresh and there's proof about what Thanks for asking.
The world is going to end in twenty twenty four.
Why is the world going to end. We'll tell you
in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh and if you're getting married soon, listen up,
because it's no coincidence that I chose a story for
The ironn two days in a row that has to
(26:15):
do with something that's like, um, maybe you should rethink
that whole thing. Yeah, come up my story. I'm Christian
Gray Snow. And you know what they say, be careful
what you wish for. Well, my idiot proved that through
and through twenty two thousand times over. Exactly. We're coming
up on that my story. That's coming up in my story.
All right, more on those than just a second before
you first started in The Iron the Port the News
the world is going to end in the year twenty
(26:37):
twenty four. I have proof of that. How so start
planning ahead. Smoke them if you got him, because it's
going to end pretty soon. And I'll tell you why.
The chain Smokers are going to be performing on the
edge of space in twenty twenty four. Oh yeah, wait,
so like at the edge of our atmosphere. Yes, that's cool.
(26:58):
You think that aliens are going to get annoyed by
these guys performing this is why humans should not go
into space. We're like a terrible neighbor. You know. Aliens
are going to have to hear the Chain Smokers performing
at the edge of our atmosphere in space, and they're
going to attack and kill us. All. This is a
good song though, thank you. Yeah, what it reminds me
of Summer twenty sixteen. Oh yeah, this song is it
(27:22):
is old. Aliens are going to hear the lyrics to
this song and be like, Okay, these people, these humans
whatever they are, these people on this planet, these things,
they are so dumb. They must die because they're going
to destroy the universe and they're going to blow a berth.
It's official and the idiot news network where idiots aren't
just in the news. For next story, let's sit it
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on over to Alex three US, who's on location in Pennsylvania. So, okay,
you guys may or may not know the show ninety
Fiance right, so supposedly, Well, it's you know, the reality
whole TV thing so scripted, I believe, and none of
it's my favorite celebrities ever was on that show. The
little dude what's his name? Oh well, I thought you
were going to say Kate Goslin. She was on ninety
day Fiance. Oh, I was someone else. She's that one
(28:07):
that had a lot of kids. She's also lived in Pennsylvania.
Oh that's why I can't buss. Okay, it's easy to
get your reality shows and mixed up. Is it the
one where they get married super quick and then divorce
the one where they have But it's one of those
reality shows where you know it's fake, but it's so
(28:28):
good you can't not watch it. What's that guy's name?
He's a little dude with no neck ed ed yea name.
Oh my gosh, ed he like was trying to marry
this Filipino girl went went there, I believe, and like
he was in love with her and she hated him.
But this isn't about at all or anything else. Like
we haven't even started talking about my story anyways. I
was saying, if you're getting married, to rethink that, because
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yesterday I told you guys about a story that happened
in Hawaii, Like the waves came up and crashed over
like a whole reception, and that was karma for that couple.
But today, without even realizing it, when I chose my story,
it's about a fiance who killed somebody in Pennsylvania in
twenty and eighteen. So you guys, if you remember the
story Michael Anthony Baltimore, he was on that show, I guess.
But really what this has to do with is he's
(29:09):
now on the US Marshall Service fifteen most Wanted list
because he killed his barber. Oh my lord, just next time,
give a bad YELP review. You don't have to do
all of that if you get a bad haircut. Yeah.
I didn't look into why, but I was just shook
about the headlines. Wow, he Well, anybody who would be
on ninety day fiance, you don't expect them to make
(29:31):
the best decisions. Why wasn't he locked up? So it
happened in two thousand and eighteen. Actually, this is the
I n N. We have some of the facts on
the time. We don't have time for this. You might
want to google it. Yeah, this is now where gradients
are just in the news the I n N where
you might want to google it after we'll talk about it.
Senator to Christian Grace, though I'm on location and Providence,
(29:53):
Rhode Island, shout out his own day, yes, where a
man robbed a strip club called the Cadillac Lounge and
made away with some bank. To be honest, okay, he
got away with thirty five hundred dollars in cash, plus
he knew the place. Okay, it was some sort of
an mside job. He opened up the safe and got
out twenty two thousand dollars all in one dollars. I
(30:15):
hope that would be robbed play. If you rob a
strip club, they should throw it on the floor and
make you pick it up. So twenty two thousand dollars
all in one dollar bills. I hope they tucked it
in his underwear to just here to hear the full experience. Yeah,
this is the i N the Idiot News Network where
idiots are just in the news. The tune in tomorrow
(30:36):
the same time for another hard hitting report from the
i n N. Remember you can follow the show on
social media. At the Jewel Show, you can follow all
of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Drea's,
but not for long. Oh yeah, I'm contemplating changing it. Okay,
I'm at Christian Grayce. No, I'm not contemplating changing it.
I'm at Bennett Knows. Are you also thinking about changing it? No,
I'm not at all. All right, Your phone prank happens
(30:58):
every single hour on the twenties, or next one is
coming up in just a few minutes, the Jebil Show
on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frankyday. Mornings on the twenties.
Tody is on the phone and he wants to prank
his friend Devin. Why do you want to prank him?
Because you guys have been working on a documentary. Yeah,
we're friends since we were kids, and we're going in
the last two years and we sent it off to
(31:19):
get edited. What I want to do is I thought
it would be funny to tell him that someone brought
an emotional support goat and the goat got hungry at eight.
That's amazing, all right, cool, Yeah, we'll do that. I
actually have a goat sound effect ready to go. So
we call up and we'll tell him that his lifelong dream,
his documentary that he shot, all the footage has been
lost because someone brought in their emotional support goats and
(31:42):
it ruined everything. Let's see how you're acting. This is
gonna be funny. All right, here we go. We've got
to get these goats out of here. I don't understand
why anybody would bring emotional four goats and to work.
(32:04):
I have to tell them. I can't not tell him here, Devin,
I'm so okay. I gotta hold on. Let me go
in another room real quick, hold on just one second.
What can you hear the goats? Yeah? I'm sorry? Who
is it? I'm okay, Devin, I'm My name is thorpe
Or Productions. Did you say yes? I did? Can we
do something about these goats? Please? Yes? I did at
(32:27):
the footage you're talking about, the footage that you gave
us for the documentary that you spent two years of
your life shooting video for that you were excited about
this about. Yeah, I'm just calling you with a little
bit of an update on everything that you dropped off,
really great stuff that you dropped off. I can barely
hear you. I don't know what's going on over there, animals,
(32:49):
And I'm gonna go hold on, let me go in
another room. Hold on, let me go in another room. Okay.
Can you hear the goats now? Is that audio is
an actual goat? No, Devin, those are actual goats. And
I'm calling you because I don't know how to break
this news to you, so what is my footage? Fine?
Alway was amazing stuff, Like you should really be proud
of all the video and all the time that you
(33:11):
put into shooting this documentary. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah,
you get to the point, fleet Okay. Have you ever
had a co worker that you just can't stand and
they always have to bring their emotional support pets into
the office. You ever have a coworker like that. I've
had co workers that I can't stand, but nobody brings animals. Yeah, well,
we have a co worker that we can't stand here.
His name is Josh, and so Josh decided to bring
(33:35):
in his emotional support goats today. I never heard of
that kind of thing, but neither of I. But I
have heard of Josh. I didn't say opened the door.
The goats are back so close. I'm trying to have
a conversation with him. Sorry, okay, I'm just gonna get
to the point. Josh brought his emotional support goats into
work today, and they destroyed all of your footage there,
I said it, What do you mean it destroyed all
(33:58):
the footage? I mean they they ave aiming everything. They
ate all of your hard drives, like goats. I apparently
goats will eat anything, so everything is gone. No, no, no, no,
you need to do your best to get my footage back.
All right, this is all we have. We don't have
any backups. And that was it. What's a ghost man?
Get to another room. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
(34:19):
I can't. Are you still talking about something? You're saying
it because in there you were saying it's okay. No no,
I didn't say it was cool. It's not cool. All right,
I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna punch you in
the face, your partner, I'll punch in the faith out,
punch every goat in the face if you have over there.
I can't hear. I think you said you're gonna punch
these goats, and I would love to punch one of
(34:40):
these ghosts in the face. I'm glad we're on the
same page. Hey, if you'll do do a favor, if
you could leave us a good ride on Yelp regardless
I'm leaving anything on you review. Okay, well don't do that,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your buddy Cody. Set
you up and he's on the phone. I'm so sorry. Sorry,
the footage is fine. What I so nuts? Funny, man,
(35:04):
this is so nuts. I'm so sorry. I'm going to
I'm going to murder while you're sleep. Man, I swear
to God, I'm gonna murder. Josh, you're bringing these goats.
That's what I'm the Jewel Show on demand. Normally at
this time, it's a brand new War of the Roses
to catch a cheater. But today is going to be
even more awkward than that, because I hate you guys.
(35:28):
Come on, Victoria, are you so nervous? I get nervous,
and y'all just tell me that I have to interview
Benson Boone. I've never done it live one before. My
last one was on Zoom and I hated that one interview,
but I hated how I looked. Well, that is true.
We just informed you that you have to interview Benson Boone.
He quit American. I don't actually right in the middle
because he was on pace to win the whole thing.
His song is blowing up right now. He's got his
new EP coming out next week, and the radio station
(35:50):
was like, hey, we have him coming in studio. Do
you guys want to do an interview? We said sure,
and then we just told a Victoria that she's gonna
do the interview. It's her second interview ever. And then
like this morning, I just watched the first interview I
did with Nikki Year was on Zoom and my chin
was cut out the entire like the entire time I
watched it, You're like an idiot? Why do you feel
(36:11):
like an idiot? Because I was sitting there so nervous,
literally pacy right before, and then I finally sat down.
I was like, Okay, it's okay, we got this. And
well they said, hey, we have Nikki Year coming by
the studio. Does anybody from the Jewel Show want to
interview him? And we're like yeah, Victoria, it's like your
third week, go for it. And we all left her
the bag, your first interview ever. And then what happened?
(36:31):
So then I got on zoom because it was on Zoom,
So I got on Zoom. I was like, hey, I'm
five minutes early. We're doing great, and then I was
ready and then he got on and I couldn't hear
him and I was like, oh no, like I'm taking
up time. I need to hurrybody to figure this out
at work, I was like, oh, Bingo. Yeah, they Bingo.
I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. That's how he
(36:51):
started it. I was like, why am I saying bingo? Okay?
That should be your thing? So, oh, can you give us?
Can you just give us like thirty seconds? So he's here,
he's here, he's here, he's here. You're embarrassing and Victoria's
(37:16):
an interview on him. This is her second interview ever.
Vincent Boone is in the building. He just walked in.
He does just tried to walk in the Yeah, so
it's gonna be super awkward. Now we should talk for
like twenty more minutes and get him. Yeah, I said
thirty seconds. It's been let's pretend like we're fighting to
really pick it awkward. I think how we should do
is what well, what I was going to say before
(37:37):
he came in here and reruly interrupted us. You should
talk to him about being rude. I think that should
be your thing. That's how you should start every interview
you do. Now, Victoria, Welcome to Bingo with Victoria Oria's
Big Bingo Break. Yes, so here's we're gonna bring bing Bingo.
(38:00):
We're gonna bring Benson in here, you're gonna interview him,
and you have to start the interview with your new
trademark catchphrase, Victoria. You have to start it like that. Hi,
I'm Victoria. I've only worked here for a few weeks. Bingo,
here we go. Actually, no, Bengo should be first. Bingo
should be first, right, Yeah? I think so, yeah, because
if it's your catchphrase, it should be the first thing
out of your mouth for let's do so. Yeah. So
(38:22):
when he comes in or comes back in after we
kicked him out, because we already kicked him out. So
Benson boone. He made huge news by quitting American Idol.
He was on pace to win the whole thing, wow,
and then quit. Most people don't do that. His song
has made his number twelve on the Billboard charts. He's
got his EP coming out next week. So he's gonna
walk in here when we let him back in because
we kicked him the f out because he came into early.
(38:45):
And that might be a little awkward because he's probably
not used to being kicked out of the radio studio
when he walks into do an interview. So at that point, though,
when he walks in, it'll just be you and him,
and at that point you should not break eye contact.
At this time, we're teaching you how to an interview.
This is only your second interview ever. The first one
you did was on zoom and half your face was
cut off and you were nervous and you started it
(39:06):
by saying bingo. So there's nothing to be nervous about, Victoria.
This is your second interview ever. Thank you. And we
just kicked the dude that you're interviewing, Benson Boone out
of the studio. He's about to walk back in. When
we let him back in, that may or may not
have made him angry. I'm not sure, but it's Benson Boone.
His song is blowing up right now. He actually quit
(39:27):
American Idol in the middle of it when he was
on pace to win the whole thing. And he's gonna
walk up to that microphone and you're gonna just stare
him down the entire way until he gets yes. And oh,
you see those chairs over there that we've sat on
the other side of the studio. Yes, yeah, that's where
we're gonna be sitting, So you'll be right here by yourself.
We're gonna sit there as you're in studio audience with
(39:49):
a round of appause after every question. Ye wait, y'a
are gonna watch on him, and then we're gonna clap
after every single question. We're gonna be staring at you.
Make it your staring at him. Okay, exactly, guys, come on,
come on, I'm gonna be sooner. And Barbara Walters of
radio he gave you great tips. Exactly. Yeah, I'm already
(40:12):
pacing because it's not you're sitting there's nothing to be
nervous about. You're gonna be standing here alone, by yourself, alone,
completely alone, by yourself in this microphone, and he's gonna
be over there staring at you. And we're gonna be
sitting in chairs on the other side of the studio
staring at both of you, waiting for you to start
your interview off with your patented catchphrase bingo, I love this.
(40:35):
And oh, don't forget all the people listening to they're
gonna be listening as well. So she looks so amused.
Why your face training rid? Why do you look like
my sixteen year old daughter teenager? Right now? Okay, I'm ready,
but I'm not gonna say bingo and y'all can't be
in the room. That's not gonna happen. So you have
just a couple of minutes here to get ready for
your big interview, Victoria, Victoria's big break ye oh good,
(40:59):
plus come back, and then you'll hear Victoria's interview with
superstar Benson Boone, which should be very awkward coming up
that normally, right now, I'll be warre the Roses gotch
a cheater, But this is even more awkward. Victoria, one
of our producers who just started on the show, is
going to do her second interview ever ever, and it's
gonna be even more awkward because we're gonna sit on
(41:20):
the other side of the studio and chairs we set
up so she has an in studio audience, and it's
gonna get even more awkward because she has to start
the interview off by saying, bingo, Benny, do you want
to grab the door and bring in? We're here so
that we can watch this. I'll be interviewing today. Where
(41:50):
do you want to sit? Oh? No, you're good. You
can sit right there if you want, yes, and then um, okay,
stay good. I can't believe they're making me do this.
Oh that's your microphone right there, Benson. All right, Hi Benson.
My name is Victoria. I'm an assistant producer on the show,
(42:11):
and I will be interviewing you today. Here we go,
bingo bingo. Awesome, now that we have the bingo out
of the way. Sorry about that. It's a long story
about the whole beingo thing. But okay, so Benson boone,
you're killing it right now. Your song in the Stars
(42:32):
is blowing up. You got your new EP coming out
this week called walk Me Home, And I guess my
first question is what's your favorite restaurant. I really like
the restaurant Dick's Burghers. Really, it is actually so good.
There's good food everywhere, but dick is the best. But
(42:59):
dis we I drove by it once but then I
was told that's mostly high schoolers, and then I looked
and it was mostly high schoolers. And some of my
friends were like scared to get out, and as we
shouldn't be because we're a lot older than them. But yeah,
you got you gotta assert your dominance. Yeah that did not.
We got nervous and we're like, never mind, we'll go home. Okay,
(43:19):
well next time, next time, let's hope there's not as
as many high schoolers. Yeah, or you can just power
through it and just go into the front of the
line and be like, hey, guys, we're go I need
to move this line. Yeah. Do you all have to
keep watching? Yeah? Great? Oh yeah, Sorry about the awkward questions.
I just found up today that Ben Simon was coming
(43:41):
in here and I started on this job about three
weeks ago, and they said good luck the TORII or
you have your first interview today. I read that you
didn't know that you knew how to sing until high school,
but you have a really good voice, So I don't
fully know if I believe that I was kind of
a rude question. Christian, that is true. It was senior
year of high school and it was like a Battle
of the Band's competition and I was just gonna play
(44:02):
piano for it, but then our singer quits, so I
had to sing. And then long story short, I figured
out I could sing sing Shallow by Lady Gaga, The
Good Parts by Andy Grammer, and one more that I
don't remember. But yeah, yeah, dang, okay, that's kind of cool.
And you never knew like before then, like you never
(44:23):
tried singing or singing around your house or stuff like that.
That's what I try and think about all the time,
Like how I didn't know, And I don't know how
I didn't know, But I was a very outdoors and
sports guy, so I never like thought about music as
a thing I would ever be good at. So yeah,
I guess I just never even a thought to try it.
(44:44):
That's crazy. And now you're Ben Saboon and you got
your EP coming out next week and your song was
literally on Billboard And I'm Victorian working for the Jewels Show.
This is my second interview ever and everybody's watching me
from across the studio. Yeah, kill her there. Than I
have a question, why did you quit American Idol? Good
(45:05):
to have questions in an interview. Well, I think when
I really made the decision of like this is what
I want to do is when I quit American Idol,
Because while I was on the show, I was like, man,
I feel like, if I'm going to be on a
show like this, I have to know this is what
I'm gonna do for the rest of my life. And
that kind of just made me think about a lot
(45:25):
of things, and I didn't know if I was there
for the right reasons. And so I stepped away kind
of so I could just figure out what I'm gonna
do on my own. And I'm very glad I made
that decision. I forgot I saw a video. I didn't
realize it was you on American Idol, Like I guess
it was one of your first auditions, and when you
got the ticket, you did like a front flip or
a backflip or something. Yeah, yeah, are you like d
(45:47):
are you into like umnastics or like how did you
learn that? Like I was like, oh, okay, um, yeah,
I get I've been doing flips since I was a kid.
My dad is just like a freaking monkey. He's forty
nine and he's still backflips off walls, Like it is
just unreal. I have a lot to live up to.
So so when I was a kid, I would see
him doing backflips. I was like, that's the coolest thing ever.
(46:08):
And I guess I just have always been doing them
since I was a kid. Butt into your interview real quick,
Hey Benson, sorry interrupt Victoria. You're doing a great job.
I know this is very awkward that we're watching over there,
but you got me fired up when you started talking
about backflips. I've always wanted to be able to do
a backflip. Always. I had this friend in elementary school
named Marquise. He could do a backflip. I remember the
first time I saw it. It was the most amazing
(46:29):
I got ever seen in my life. I was like, dude,
I have to learn to do that. If I could
learn to do a backflip, so many people would like me.
My last comedy tour was actually called Backflip. I don't
I don't think you understand who you're talking to right now.
I have taught so many people had a backflip I
would gladly bring out to the grass a courtyard right now, absolutely,
by today, by today, Okay, you got your work cut
(46:52):
out for you. All you need to do is like
be able to jump. Like well, I've never been able
to jump in my attire life, so you might still
have your work out out for you. It might be
a while. Oh you got enough time. Been one of
my dreams in my life hasn't been able to learn
how to do a backflip. Yea, if your tourist called backflip,
you thought about. Look, I've had about ending the show
(47:13):
with doing a backflip, but then I was like, there's
no way. At this point in my life, I think
I have to give up the dream. I'm not going
to be able to do a backflip ever. But I
also didn't want to try it because I might die.
So it's definitely out of the comfort zone. But like
to comfort your I will spot you, okay, no matter what.
If you award to land on your head, I would
be there to flip you over. So okay, on your
(47:34):
feet cool. And if I did it doesn't matter. I've
landed on it a lot. I want to back Victoria. Congratulations,
your interview with Benson Boone is done. Now that was awkward.
He did a great job, Benson Boone. Make sure you
check out his EP coming out next week. He was
on American Idol, was about to win the whole thing quit.
His song in the Stars is huge right now, check
that out. And now we're about to go outside and
he's gonna he's gonna teach me how to do a backflip.
(47:57):
And nice knowing you. I'm nervous. We all survive. I'll
be posting it on so sorry. Yeah who put it
on solo at The Jewel Show The Jewels Show on
Demand Jebils dirty little secret. So you have a dirty
little secret? Sell? So I do I do? All right?
Get it? Yeah? What is it? Oh? I got the
(48:20):
whole Jewel Show on the phone. Yes, well not all
of us, all of us, but yes, yeah, I've been
listening to your show for like some months now, and
I'm excited to finally talk to you guys. Oh well,
thank you man, appreciate it. Where are you? Where are
you calling from? Or where are you? Where are you from?
I'm from California? Where though? Hey? Oh where that's part
(48:41):
of the dirty little secret I forgot? You can't say
it that you were smart. You caught me. It's almost
like I was trying to do that on purpose, but
I wasn't, but also trying trying to expose me high Yeah,
what's your name? All right? So what's your dery little secret? Man?
A dirty little secret? Is I get much was done
with my fiance, well before my fiance. But now we
(49:04):
go and we get our feet done. Yeah, we get pedicures,
get colors, the designs of the whole nine yard. Why
is that a secret? There's no shame in that secret,
because names the world we live in now, my family,
my friend, I would be shamed for the rest of
my life. What that you get them painted? Yeah, I
get my toest painted that We take pictures and clothes
and have Instagram and we do it whole things. I
(49:27):
love that you're tapped into that feminine side of me. Yeah,
you know, I can't go around just telling everybody that,
yes you should though, like I said, and it's a
phrase I don't think I've ever uttered before. That's super cute, bro. Yeah,
I would do that. You guys will help me get
that confidence out there. Yeah. I do that kind of
stuff with my wife Alex. I Like I've always gone
and done that kind of stuff. I mean, even when
(49:49):
I was in high school, I would go get my toes.
I wouldn't get them painted necessarily, but I would go
just because I like the finer things in life. Right.
I would get my eyebrows waxed if I had the money,
you know, And so I've always done that. And like,
of course, when I was growing up, my friends will
make fun of me all the time. But then like
once they noticed that girls started liking my eyebrows better
than them, they started getting there. You'd be amazed, Well,
(50:13):
my girl hates all the attention that my feet look
better than her, toes look cutter than mine. He just
hate me. Oh hey, it's been here. So are you
doing like the clear polish or are you doing colors
with your We do colors, we said, we do colors.
We do designs, so we get fancy with its. How
long are they now? Right now? I haven't done anything
(50:33):
because he fife sucks some broke, can't afford to do
it right now, but coming up in like the next
couple of weeks. So fully that's cool. So Juble and
are married, and we'd take my son with us as
well to go give petitors. And he loves it, so,
I mean, he's ten and we've been doing it for
a long time, so he's used to it. And he
gets some painted too, and he doesn't care. And I
get him painted with yeah, like I'll get him painted
if you yeah. If he get some painted, I'll get
him painted, yeah. And he doesn't care. He literally does
(50:55):
it to prove a point to people, like, I don't
care all I'm gonna do it. And he does it
every single time, and he doesn't every single time. The
same color too. It's red on the left and blue
on the right. That's amazing. That's so cool. Spider Man.
Spider Man, but he doesn't associate with Spider Man. He's like, no,
I just get my dons. Yeah, I like that. He's
like there's other people in his life that don't like it,
(51:16):
and he's like, I don't care. I'm gonna still do it. Yeah.
Oh you know, well, maybe I'm just gonna have to
go around and start caring with us about what people do. Yeah.
I highly encourage that. I do too. And I love love.
I didn't used to love love, but now I love love.
And that sounds super fun to be able to do
that with your fiance, right, Like, it's like a thing
you do and then you post it on your Instagram.
You have your own Instagram for doing your toes together.
(51:36):
More people should do stuff like that together. I'm saying, right,
it's it's definitely brought us together. There's a couple. Okay.
I have one question though, are you putting your feet
on Instagram for free? I was literally Unfortunately, you know,
people aren't interested in buying dude, but couples don't. I
don't know if you're correct about that. Alice and I
are married and we're on the same page, Dude, they
(51:58):
want dude's feet too, and then a couple that are
painting their toneails together. Hello, my fans, influencers, you can
make some cat maybe, well maybe I gotta start trying
that out there, you guys back. Yeah, they don't have
to know who you are. Just you can find some
websites that your feet put your feet on that people
would find definitely, Just your feet actually will start it.
(52:21):
Check that out. Alex and I will start the website
just the feet dot com, and then you and your
fiance can be the first people to start on just
your feet dot com. Hey, there we go. We'll be
here first. All right, thanks for telling you than you
did Jebel Show on Demand to talk about the biggest
moments in your life. Maybe the birth of your first child.
We all know the second one is no big deal.
(52:44):
The birth of the first one though, or the one
that you liked, Yeah, exactly, your first kiss, remember that,
I try not to remember it. There's no bigger milestone
than anybody's life. I don't care if it's yours or ours. Okay,
then when a new set of emojis comes out, oh
hey and true in the next update, there's thirty one
(53:04):
new emojis they're coming out. Well, i'll tell you what
they are in just a pand with one finger up
emoji like a moment, just a moment. Please, yes that emoji.
But before I tell you what the thirty one new
emojis are that are coming out. Sunday was World Emoji Day.
Find out today that thirty one new emojis are coming
and I realize, because these new emojis are coming out
(53:25):
that really society has gone full circle because at the
beginning of humanity, people drew hieroglyphics and read off a
pictures on tablets like rock tablets. Now we do the
same thing with emojis on iPads. It's still a tablet,
still pictures. Yeah, exactly. You haven't really gone as far
as we think. Sad face emoji. Here are some of
(53:49):
the thirty one new emojis that are gonna be added
to your phone on the next update. Just the best funds,
well the ones that are on the list that I have. Okay,
I wish I could just use emojis and that's it.
It takes less er g takes more energy for me
to use emojis. But no, because you probably don't use
a search part at the top where you can search
in your emojis for like a star, like no, what, Yeah,
that still takes energy because I have to type in
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the world if I'm going to type the words to
search it, right, whatever, And your recent recent feels something
sometimes seems like you don't want to give emojis. Emojis
are frustrating. I'm frustrating anyway. One of the new emojis
they're coming out with is a pink heart is going
to be added. Okay, they were missing the pink cart
thank you. They are missing just the solid pink hart
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and it's been bothering me since the beginning of time.
You're right, Yeah, the pink hearts are like little designs. Yeah,
with the flutters it bothered me. What is the fluttery
heart for? Anyway? It's like, oh, I love his own?
Can you give me butterflies? I'm terrible at reading emojis.
You are. I'm like, can you just figure it out?
Alex and I am married if you didn't know this,
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So we text a lot, right, and she'll send me
emoji sometimes And the only thing I responded with this,
I don't know what that emoji with nothing because I'm like,
oh my god. And the worst time is if we're
in an argument, right because she'll see me emoji. I
know that's got a attitude on it, but I don't
know what it means. Like I know what should I
be reading into that eye rule? Is that it don't
come home? Is that I sleep on the couch? I
don't know. But out so I'll just be like, I
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don't know what that emoji means. Literally, I use the
easiest emojis, But come to what I'm exhausted or something
or tired about talking about something. I'm like, whoof you
know Christian? Like the whoo? Yeah, like whoo. I don't
even have to explain the emog I'm talking about. What
I'm talking about is that the smoke one. He's like,
what did you eat something? Spicy? Dog? Come in the
room for a while. Thirty one new emoji's being added,
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the donkey. They're adding a donkey. So Alex was most
excited about the new pink card emoji. Producer been it
got really excited about the donkey. You've been wanting that.
That's a perfect clap back, if you know what I'm saying, Like,
if you're talking to someone, they're saying something dumb. Just
send them the stop being a donkey. Okay, you know
what I'm saying. Another new emoji they're coming out with
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is a shaking face. Emojis a shaking face. Yeah, it's
supposed to mean that you're shocked by something, so shake face.
I do feel like they're missing a lot of emojis
that I usually have four emotions. So I'm really excited
to see what comes up. Everybody I'm like, well, yeah,
that could be one. That's thirty one new emojis are
coming out. Everybody's excited about it. Well, Emoji Day was
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on Sunday, and I'm surprised they don't have this. But
the next update that will add thirty one emojis a
wireless or Wi Fi emoji. We don't have that. I guess. Wow,
really I didn't realize that interesting. Yeah, I guess they're like, wow,
nobody cares about that one. Can we get another animal
because we got a donkey? But it cares about the
Wi Fi emoji? Where emoji high five emoji is also
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coming out. I thought me too, five three text messages,
so exciting. They have a lot of animals already. Yeah,
I think the high five emoji instead of just one emoji.
It's two different emoji is what it's going to be.
It's gonna be one palm facing right, leather left, so
you can literally do two emojis in their high fiving. Okay,
do you like the one that just came out recently,
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the heart one where the hands together. I use it.
That's like my favorite one. I use it all the time.
That one. I like it. A freetext from an Android
phone to Apple phone. The emojis aren't the same. They're not.
It's really weird actually because I was a Samsung user
for a long time. I only switched to Apple several
years ago. So I was a Samsung Android user and
I know the difference and it's not the same. And
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iPhone users there's pretty much that's all there is now
and they don't realize the difference between the two emojis.
I never knew. Yeah, there really is. So Like I
met Jubil when I still had a Samsung and I'm
glad I don't know how to read emojis because of
what happened. Yeah, because before Jubul and I ever met
in person, when we were DM, I sent a like amojo.
I was like, oh, okay, right, trying to be flirty
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from my Samsung, and it came across on iPhones as
the eyroll to read emojis, I'd be like, man, what
did I do? Said? I was like, Oh, that's cute.
Wonder what that means? Yeah, exactly text in four one,
o six one. What emoji do you think they should
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