English Evan Strikes back Again!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebel show on demand. We don't realize it's about me,
but I'm a type of personality. So if you're bugging
me to get something done, if I'm the type that's like, hey,
I'll get to it when I get to it. If
a bill collector calls my phone and says I'm laid
on a payment, I'm always like a wrong number, or
when people are on here stressing out, I'm always like, hey,
forget about it. Just truth. You can go get that
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(00:21):
for a video today, we see it and we like it.
We'll reshare it on our social media. What type of
personality are you? I know this is for sure about me.
I'm definitely a type of personality. But don't realize this
about me. But I'm a type of personality. So if
you're bugging me to get something done, if I'm the
type that's like, hey, I'll get to it when I
get to it. If a bill collector calls my phone
and says I'm laid on a payment, I'm always like
a wrong number. Or when people are on here stressing out,

(00:42):
I'm always like, hey, forget about it. Sure is I
don't know what type of personality. I don't know how many. Mean,
there's twenty six letters in the alphabout dot you know that,
But maybe I'm probably one of those. But I could
be a type A personality whatever it is. Hey, well yeah,
I'm Alex. I mean, I'm for sure a type of
type A personality like A. I mean I'm type A too,

(01:06):
like I need a drink both in one. I think
everybody's a type A personality, just different types of type
A text in four one to sixth one? What type
of a personality are you? So go to at the
Jewel Show and steal this audio for your social media today.
People don't realize this about me, but I'm a type
A personality. So if you're bugging me to get something done,

(01:28):
I'm the type that's like, hey, I'll get to it
when I get to it. If a bill collector calls
my phone and says I'm laid on a payment, I'm
always like a wrong number. Or when people are on
mere stressing out, I'm always like a forget about it.
So grab that audio from our social media use it
for yours. Remember if you make a video or I mean,
and we think it's funny, we'll re share it on
our social media. For whatever reason, everybody always wants to

(01:48):
be a type A. You want to be a high
strung a hole. Type A personalities all sound like high
strung a holes to me. But I'm reading what it
says about the type and I'm like, that doesn't sound bad.
Except nobody that I've met that calls themselves a type A.
Is actually this the director personality? They call it goal oriented.
That's good, risk taking that's good. Good understress, that's good. Okay,
so I could see why people want to be a
type A. There's the type B personality that's the socializer okay,

(02:13):
not me, relationship oriented, outgoing, enthusiastic, basically a spin instructor.
There's the type C personality, the thinker, detail oriented, logical, prepared.
Oh I'm a Type C. Tak your Type C. Hello,
I'm not. I'm so glad I'm learning this. I can't
wait to start using the pharmacy so far here see, Okay.

(02:36):
The type D personality the supporter, task oriented, stabilizing, cautious.
I don't think I'm any one of those. So you
don't have any of those personalities. I wouldn't classify myself
is one of them because it's like, okay, the type
A goal oriented, risk taking, good understress. Oh okay, I
guess I am a Type A personality. I'm goal oriented,
like I have goals and I chase them. I do

(02:57):
take risks a lot of times, risks that I shouldn't take,
but I do take risks, right, A lot of it
hasn't always worked out for me. I guess, so, yeah, weird.
I've always made fun of Type A personality of people,
and I guess I am because I'm good under stressed too,
Like I don't weird, all right, I mean that's good
though it's like an alpha personality. Yeah, but I'd rather
be a Type C. Why because prepared? I'm never prepared

(03:19):
for anything. Well, then using your Type A personality to
be goal or until you can now work on becoming
more prepared. That's true, and I kind of am. I guess. Oh.
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You can hear that if you go check out our
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the podcast of that there. And remember the sound for
sounds trendy today is this. People don't realize this about me,
but I'm a type of personality. So if you're bugging
me to get something done, I'm the type that's like, hey,
I'll get to it when I get to it. So
Bill Collector calls my phone and says, I'm laid on
a payment. I'm always like a wrong number. Or when
people are on mere stressing out, I'm always like a

(05:02):
forget about it. So go grab that from at the
Jewels Show. Use that for your social media. If you
put it in a video or mean or whatever, and
we like it, we'll reshare it on ours. And Nick
Cannon is definitely a type A personality. He's a type
A I'm gonna get you pregnant type. I'm not gonna
wrap it up, all right. I remember your phone prank
cup is every single hour on the twenties. Your next
one is coming up in just a few minutes. It's

(05:23):
a Jewel show, the Jewil Show on demand. It's another
jewil phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this
is Sad calling from doctor office. I was looking for Meredith.

(05:44):
Is she Hello? Meredith? How are you today? I'm doing well? Thanks? So,
how can I help you? Well, it's not really about
how you can help me, is it? How can I
help you? I'm excited? Okay, what are you excited for?
I'm excited for the birth of your new child? Thank

(06:08):
you me too. You're welcome. Does have something to tell me?
Or what? Oh? I'm so sorry. I got so excited
that I didn't explain why I was calling, did I?
I am the Oh? How do I describe it? My
job title is birthing coordinator. But that's pretty boring? Okay,
but I like to think of myself more as like

(06:31):
a conductor, the birthing conductor at our doctor's office. I'm
a little confused. I mean, it was just their last week,
and should I have spoken to you then. I didn't
speak to you then when we were well, no, I
was on a silent retreat that day when you came in.
Have you ever been to one of those? I haven't. Okay, Well,

(06:52):
it's a retreat where you're silent for a whole week,
you don't speak at all. It's amazing. You should try it,
and you will sort of be trying it when you
give birth to your new baby. I hear, what does
that mean? Well, they should have told you we're gonna
receive a phone call from me. If they didn't, I apologize.
But like I said, I'm the birthing coordinator, the conductor.

(07:13):
This is an art for me, and I put together
a birthing package for you that you are going to love.
And I think that the first thing wait wait, wait stop, Yes,
is Michelle there? Because I spoke to Michelle last week
and i'd really like to go back to how things
were with Michelle. I'm not really interested on anything new.
I'd like to speak to Michelle so that I can

(07:35):
make sure that what we talked about last seek is
the plan that's going into motion. Right. Well, let me
speak to you first, and then if you really, really,
really don't like the amazing event that I've planned for you,
then I'll let you speak to Michelle. I'd like, Jenna,
I need you to go through this quickly because I'm
not really interested. So go ahead. The cabin has been booked.

(07:56):
What do you mean the cabin, the cabin on the lake.
They should have told you a little bit about that. No,
I'm stilistening in a hospital. Well that was the plan, yes,
and that's part of the revisions I'd like to make.
There's a lake that I think would be a beautiful
setting for you to give birth in. Give birth in
a cabin. No, I'm not giving birth in a cabin. No,
you're not giving birth in a cabin. That you want

(08:20):
me to give birth in a cabin. No, I'm so sorry.
You must have misunderstood. You're giving birth in the lake.
It's a lake birth. A silent lake birth, is what
I have planned for you. So you'll be in the
lake alone. The choir will be on the shore, and
you'll wade out into the lake and there you will
give birth. Do you know anything about delivery? Because this
is crazy thinking. Well, before you head out into the lake,

(08:43):
the choir will sing to you in the cabin. It'll
be a very intimate situation where they'll just be singing
to the baby, and with a direct path to the baby,
so they'll be singing in that area. That no way,
I am not letting a choir seeing to my vagina

(09:04):
as a baby is coming out. This is getting a
little too ridiculous. I don't know who the you are,
but I need to speak to Michelle right now. Well
how about you speak to your sister Katie instead? What
are you talking about? I'm talking about that this is
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your sister Katie set you up, all right?

(09:26):
I got you. I got you. You don't think a
choir in a lake that this is so great that terrible.
I just want to mess with you a little, you know.
I'm so excited about this for you, and everything's gonna
go just as you already set up. But I just
want to have a little fun. Are sure you don't
want me to try to book a choir like I said? No?

(09:49):
The Jewel Show on Demand first day follow up on
the phone today for a first day follow up? Hey,
how's it going, y'all? Apparently you were go stood by
somebody named Christie? Right, how long? How long has it
been since your day? It's only been about a week.
About a week, okay? And how many times have you
reached out to her in that week? Um? Three times?

(10:11):
I texted her three times, once the day after saying
it had fun, you know, usual, and then the day
after that I asked her our day was going, and
then this weekend I asked if she had any plans.
But all three messages a goord. So I think that's
so rude to ignore someone when they ask you, like,
how that day is going. Yeah, it's hard though, like
when you don't want to talk to somebody, like you
feel bad, You don't you know, you feel about ghosting,

(10:31):
You feel bad responding? Right, Yeah, you don't want to respond.
And if somebody's situation, it really is. And if it's
somebody that you don't want to talk to, they keep
texting you and like, hey, hey, hey, good morning, you're
smiling to day sunshine, Hey how's your day going? And
you're always like it was good until you texted. Now
I feel bad about myself because I don't want to

(10:52):
respond to you, and I know that you're so hopeful.
So what did you do then? Why do you what
do you think she's just ghosting you like that? Um?
I don't know. I mean it's kind of could drive
me crazy, to be honest, Like, like I keep thinking
about it. I didn't talk with food in my mouth,
I didn't like fill my drink all over the table,
I didn't get drunk, you know, So there's nothing embarrassing,
and everything was just you know, normal chill and then

(11:14):
she just stopped responding. I'm weird. Well, how often were
you guys talking before you guys met? We met on
Tinder and we kind of for like a couple of
days there and we then we only switched to texting
like to make our plans um and she picked the
place we went to, which, you know whatever, I'm plining
with that, um, But I can see she's still active
on Tinder, so it's not like she did that's good.

(11:38):
That means there's a chance for another date unless you're
a weirdo and I don't support that. Well, what about her?
You said you didn't do anything to embarrass yourself. Did
she do something to embarrass herself in front of you?
And maybe that's why she just kind of like bounced
from the situation. I mean, the only thing she did
to embarrass herself is not texting me back everything. Um, yeah, no, no,

(12:01):
I think the only thing I can remotely remember. At
one point she seemed to be looking around a lot,
like she was looking for somebody. I asked her if
she saw someone she knew, and she said, oh, it's nothing.
But I didn't think anything of her until literally, like
right now, Oh, okay, so you just you just thought
of that. That's really the only thing you can think of. Yeah,
I said, I have fun, and you know I told

(12:23):
her that let me know if she made home okay
that night, and you know, we'd have to do it again.
She said, for sure, would definitely do this again. But
you know I'm pretexted, as you know by now, all right,
when you guys were departing from your date, did you
guys make any plans again? Like for sure? Like how
was her vibe during it? I mean she seemed great,
she seemed good, like we both had a good time.

(12:43):
I didn't. You know, I've been on dates before where
you know what's done at the end of it. But
it felt great, all right, So you really don't know
why she's ghosting you. I mean, you have a couple
of theories, but really basically you don't know it anything
at all about the data. I mean, I'm trying to
talk about you as a person. You don't know. No.
I mean, maybe she felt there was no chemistry, angle,

(13:04):
that's that's fine. I just want to know, you know, right,
And I feel like I need to know because I
felt there was chemistry and if there wasn't, then, you know,
is my game off. That's a whole other issue. I
don't want to people right right you know where. Honestly, though,
when you're dating and you get ghosted, it is nice
to actually know, yeah, because then you go, all right, well,
I don't want to do that again. If I did

(13:25):
something that was annoying, or if it's something that you
just like about yourself and they don't like it, then
you're like, okay, well screw you. Yeah right, Well we'll
try to figure out for you. We'll play a song,
come back, and then call her and find out if
Christy is dead, alive, or just not interested. That's a
fun game. Interested, all right, we'll do it next in

(13:45):
the middle of your first date follow up. If you're
just joining us, we're playing the new game, Dead, alive
or just not interested. That's a tuble show, and our
contestant today I'm dead or alive or just not interested
is Alex, who went on a date with a woman
named Christy. He doesn't know what happened. They met on tender.
He thought everything was going great on the date. They
even shared a little bit of a kiss and said

(14:05):
they'd see each other again, except he's texted or three times.
Has been about a week, and he has heard nothing.
The only suspicious thing that he can think of is
that while they were at the restaurant, she was kind
of looking around the place weird and he doesn't even
really know why. Before we call her, Alex during that song,
is there anything else you can think of that might
be a reason she's not calling you back? I don't
think so. I'm gonna be really embarrassed at this. Something

(14:27):
I forgot. It's usually something though. Yeah, there's always a
weird reason. Let's do this, Okay, I'm gonna call her
right now here. Hello, Hi, mayst week to Christy. Please,

(14:50):
This is Christie. Hey Christy, how are you. My name
is Jubil Fresh, my name is Alex, my name is English,
Evan and I'm Christian Grace Snow and this is a
radio show called The Jewel Show. Why the hell are
you all calling you? What the hell is this? We're
calling you? You sound worked up. We're calling you because
we got an email about you from someone who listens
to our show. It's a radio show. It's called The

(15:11):
Jewel Show. My name is Jebel, and my name is Alex,
and my name is English Evan and I'm Christian graycenow O. God,
can you guys like stop just repeating yourself over and over?
So okay, so let me get this, let me get
this straying. So this is a dum show calling me
because someone emails you about me. Yes, we do a
segment on our show called the First Date follow Up.

(15:32):
It's where if you go out on a date with
someone and then end up not calling them back, that
person will email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. And you recently went on a
date with a guy named Alex. Oh yeah, and Alex
emailed us because he said he really enjoyed going on
with you. But it's been a week and he's reached

(15:53):
out to you three times, and you've just ignored him,
and he doesn't know why, and he wants to know why.
That's why we're calling again. This is the Jewel Show.
My name is Jewel and my name is Alex. I'm
my name is Christian Grace. Yeah. I get it. Okay,
I get it. I get it. Okay. So all right,
So I mean, yeah, the day was nice. Um, so
what's the problem. But I'm just I'm just I'm not

(16:15):
ready to be dating yet. I don't think I'm fully
ready to be talking about this, oh to us or
I mean my X and my ex and I just
broke up two months or so ago, and I I'm
just trying to get back out there and I don't
I don't know that I'm going about it in the
right way. Oh all right, what do you mean going

(16:35):
about it in the right way? If you don't mind asking?
He really wants to know he liked you a lot show. No,
I just, um, you know, uh, I just uh this
is a safe say. I was so, I was. I
was talking to Alex continder, you know, um, in distractions
after the breakup that happened. Um, and he asked if

(16:57):
I wanted to go out that weekend, and I was like, well,
get let's just do it. But the thing is is that, um,
and this is probably me and I didn't tell him,
but when he asked me to pick a place, I
picked the restaurant. My ex is the GM of No,
why would you want to do that? That's kind of

(17:17):
creeper status. You want your ex to see you on
a date? Is that why? I mean? Yeah, I mean
I I want Yeah, I wanted him to see me. Um,
it sounds bad when you say it like that. I mean,
there's no other way to say. It sounds bad because
it is bad. Yeah, trying to make you jealous? I
mean yeah, yeah, Okay, so you were using your date

(17:39):
to make your ex jealous. So you didn't even like
your date? No, he was either sweet. I just I
just I shouldn't even have gone on the date because
I'm really I'm just not I'm not ready. But well,
it sounds like you're still on well distractions. I just
need you know. I'm just I'm not ready to like
do something for real. I just I don't know you're

(18:01):
saying that the dude you went on a date with,
Alex who we talked to the guy that emailed us
and wanted to know why you're not calling him back.
You're not calling him back because you went and you
went to the restaurant that your ex is the GM of,
so you can make your ex boyfriend jealous and Alex
is basically just a distraction for you. Yeah, yes, he's

(18:24):
kidding me. What Who's that is he on the phone? Yes?
He is? Wow, you're that's Alex. He's actually on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you. So yeah,
hey Christy, Um, Yeah, that's uh, that's uh some some
corrupt right there. You only went out with me hoping

(18:45):
that your X would see us. I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry. I M I should I could have handled
this better. I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, you could have
handled it. You handle it better by like not agreed
to go out in the first place, like Alex I did.
I don't know. Did your ex actually see you? I don't.

(19:08):
I don't think he was, even though that night I didn't.
I didn't. He did this whole thing for nothing, well,
not exactly for nothing. What do you mean by that? Yeah?
What do you mean? So? I mean, I don't want
to tell you this, but afterwards I texted my ex
picture of us on the date you didn't want the strange?

(19:35):
Did he respond? I didn't? I mean yes? Was he jealous? Um?
He just said next time we go in for a date,
he'll give us a discount. That didn't work, like you
thought out, Well, this is a great time to ask them.
Would you like to go on another date with Alex?

(19:57):
We'll pay for it and you can go back there
and get a counted. What do you think here? Uh
say no, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna say you
know you can. You can go back by yourself, if
you're gonna have a date by yourself, and you can
sit there there and like this talker you are great.
Oh my god, you don't even know me, Alex. I
don't want to if you if you use me and

(20:19):
do creeper like that. No, thanks, Christy. I have a
Colin Oscarby schedule for next week and that sounds like
way more fun to hang out with you. The Jewels
Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Well it's the
Jewels Show. Yes, Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm not gonna ask

(20:39):
what your name is because you have a dirty little
secret to tell us, right I do? Yes? Okay, Well
it's nice to meet you. Whatever your name is nice
to meet. Yeah, you cogotiate. I'm ready to say it. Okay,
whenever you're ready. Okay, ready A mouth into my husband

(21:00):
Facebook account and Messenger account and he has no idea.
Oh so he has this thing where he doesn't want
me to see his phone. He's always been away before
we got married and even afterwards. Me a little bit
of suspicious. Did you find anything? Well, kind of, there's

(21:22):
some I guess florty messages with growth. I have no idea.
Oh here they are? Are these just like random girls
that he's met like on the like online or in person. No,
so I've actually stocked them right, so it actually from
the same place where he's from the same account. Um,

(21:43):
I guess they're friends. He's never talked about them, he's
never mentioned them, but um, they're messages like around like
eleven o'clock maybe midnight. Yeah, no matter what though. Yeah,
he has this scene where he says, you know, something
has to be private in the marriage. That's actually one

(22:04):
that you should be open about in your marriage. Yeah,
I'm sorry. Yeah, and you should be cool with it
so that you don't feel like you have to check it. Yeah,
I mean, is this somebody that you see yourself most
likely that you want to be with forever, or because
I've been in a situation like this and I knew that,
I knew that it wouldn't be forever, right, and he
was shady with his phone, and like I didn't check

(22:27):
because I just knew, right, I just didn't care. But
if you care, if you want to be with him,
that's a different story. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah,
it is a different story right now. I don't know
if he's just you know, like, what are his intentions? Yeah,
it's really weird. Are you trying something? Or if he's
just being friendly? Well, if I have any advice for

(22:48):
you at all, even though you'd ask, just keep checking,
keep checking, keep I'm hoping for the best, but I'm
going to be prepared for the words. Can I ask
you a question? We should? You was a rose? Guess
we should? Who we could? Here's my question to you, Okay,
because ultimately I believe everybody knows everything that's going on
in their life if they truly pay attention. Okay, are

(23:10):
you looking for proof or are you keeping tabs? Just
be honest? Both both? Okay, So you're looking for proof? Okay, um,
because I don't want to, you know, accuse him or
anything like that, because, of course, yeah, And at the
same time, I want to be one step ahead of him. Right. Yeah,
he might not be cheating, but might not be. He
still should not be messaging those girls. He's walking the line.

(23:32):
That's my other question. Is it cool with you that
he messages girls at eleven o'clock at night? No, honey, yeah, yeah,
I mean most people probably would not be cool with it, right, Yes,
I just don't want to be that crazy one, but
I kind of feel crazy. That is so stressful. Yeah,
that is super stressful, and that will make you go crazy.

(23:54):
Here's what I would you if you want some other
advice they didn't ask for. Log out of it, Okay,
log out of it. Don't forget about it. Log out
so you don't have to keep feeling like a crazy person,
checking and checking and checking and checking and checking, waiting
until you find the proof. Just log out except the
fact that you saw something you're not cool with, and
then figure out how you're gonna bring it up. Because
you should. You absolutely should. Whether you need to find

(24:15):
proof that is yes, because it's not cool with you, right,
it's not. Your knees are important, just like his knees
are important, but your needs are important. And if you're
his wife and you're not cool with that, which I
don't think a lot of wives would be cool, right,
Alex with that? That's correct? Yea, then you should definitely
log out of it. You got the proof you need

(24:36):
and and do something about it, you know, I think, Yeah,
I have to just get it together and confine them
about this. Yeah, you feel better, yep. But if you
want to do it in a world of the roses
to catch a cheater, we can let us know he will. Yeah,
I'll definitely think about it. Okay, Okay, Well, good luck

(24:57):
with everything. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us you're
dirt little secret. Yeah, good luck, Thank you for listening.
Thank you, You're welcome. You guys The Jewel Show on Demand.
Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network
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For Thursday, May nineteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh
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Really nine to take that money, makes some more money,
scaring money, don't make nine or just lose it all?
All right? More on those in just a second before
you first story of the day and the I nd
the idiot newstwork the airport, the news. That's right, New
York City has a new super villain that shut down

(26:03):
the city and it's Grubhub. Oh how so, Also, if
you just listened earlier, you heard how Alex got banned
from door Dash. Yeah's pretty sure it's English Sevan who
used to work with us. Now he's doing DoorDash. Pretty
sure he told us that he's doing that now. And
the next day Alex got banned from DoorDash. I mean,
that's not even a coincidence. I don't believe in coincidence.
Is everything happens for a reason. That was calculating, And

(26:23):
then he tried to play it off like that was
the best acting job that I have ever heard him do. Yeah,
why didn't he have those skills when he was a girl?
Alex got banned from door Dash. Didn't want to hear
how she got banned. Then go check out the podcast
into jewelshow dot com and you'll hear what we just
talked about. You'll hear her come front English means that
was a bad business decision for doordosh because I spend
so much money with them, and I tipped the driver's

(26:44):
good And now I'm just gonna rant about door Dash
and how bad they are. Now I can't confirm that
you do spend a lot of money there, obviously, And
y'all order smoothies at least like twice a day. That's
just at breakfast. Yeah, exactly, that's the few hours I
see you on the beginning of each day. I don't
like to cook. But for my Grubhub story, they gave
everybody in New York City free lunch for three hours,

(27:05):
and it caused complete and total chaos in the city,
probably for a promotion or something, but it exceeded all expectations.
They say. They blasted on social media and then streets, buildings,
everything got shut down. They basically shut down New York
City for a few hours. Did they expect How many
are there? I have no idea, but there's you know,
over eight million people in just in the five boroughs

(27:27):
of New York City. Bad idea. If you're grubhub and
you're like, let's do promotion where we give an entire
city free food, you choose New York you choose the
biggest city. Hello, you realize that grub Hub, they could
have given free food to the entire state of Montana.
It's less people than New York City or Wyoming, less
people than New York City, the whole states where they

(27:48):
have the most people in the country. And it was
a very, very bad idea. They're not winning the Idian
news network where idiots aren't just in the news. They
report the news and for our next story of the day,
let's send an oven over to a trifle. Alex rash
who is on location. I'm at the doctor's office. I
was forty one year old father of seven, Nick Cannon
and I are the doctor's office because he announced, guys,

(28:09):
guess what, God what he's going to get of a sect?
To me? Thinks he thinks what? Please considering it, Nick Cannon? Please,
I'm wait if he doesn't get one soon, I feared
that I'm going to get pregnant by himself. I didn't
read far enough down the story that it says he's
expecting a child. He is expecting an eighth child. I'm googling,

(28:34):
and so now he wants to get a second Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
so now he does because he's expecting an eighth child.
I mean, does he even sleep with people to get
them pregnant? Or do you get pregnant just by watching
something that he's on? I mean, I mean he's getting
so many people pregnant. Yeah, I don't. I think that
these girls are like they have like an agreement. I
think they want to get pregnant by him, and so
they're like, Okay, I'm I can have a baby today,
tomorrow and Friday. Nick Cannon's like done, done and done.

(28:58):
I'm having triplets again. Next to you for your next
storry sending one over to another one of Nick Cannon's kids,
Christian Gray snow Daddy location. I'm on location in Yamagucci, Japan,
where a twenty four year old man was accidentally sent

(29:20):
forty six point three million yen, which is about three
hundred and sixty thousand US dollars okay, And this was
accidentally sent to him because they were issuing COVID nineteen
relief money to four hundred and thirty six low income
residents and there was an issue that accidentally all got
sent to like one person. Wow. Yeah, So he got
all of the money on April the eighth, and now

(29:41):
they are trying to sue him to get the money back,
but they can't get it back because he's spent it
all on online gamplane. Imagine the gift of waking up
with that much money in your bank. Your first instant
is to go play some games online. No, I saw
this ad for a sports betting thing online. I'm gonna

(30:01):
gonna have all three hundred and sixty thousand. Are we done? Yes?
We are. I'm glad we're done because I'm frustrating with
this story sending it back to you, and I was saying,
that's just such a stupid move to gamble it online.
I would just take it to Vegas. Put it all
on black, okay, because you're always super lucky. Ten pentacles.
All right, This is the i NN, the idiot news

(30:22):
network where idiots aren't just in the news. They reports
Alex has to pee. So that's it for today's newscast.
Don't get by Nick Ken and tune in tomorrow's at
the same time for another hard hitting report. This is
the I n N News. All your phone brake up?
Is everythingle hour on the twenties? Your next one was
coming up in just a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show,
the Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi,

(30:55):
this is Timothy and I was looking to speak with
Lenny's walker. Oh this is Issy. Hiy Timothy. Hi? What's
going on with Timothy? Not much? Okay? Okay? Is there
something wrong with Lenny? We've never spoke on the phone

(31:16):
before or in person, have we? No? I usually just
you know, communicate through the app. Yeah, I know, you
communicate with me through the app where you met my dog? Lenny?
Is everything okay with Oh? It's not okay? Um? What happened?
I hope everything's okay with Lenny. I really liked walking Lenny,

(31:39):
you know, and using the Rover app has been super convenient,
I thought, not very convenient for me, but super convenient
for you. You got a dog to walk, a great
pug named Lenny, and you also got a bathroom. Don't
you have one at home? A bathroom? Don't you have
one at home? I don't understand. I don't use your
bathroom when I come to walk Lenny. I just get

(32:00):
Lenny on the leash and take them out. Then explain
to me why there is feces strewn about my property
all the time and down the street. Um, okay, So
I've messaged you a couple of times that Lenny will
sometimes poop when I don't notice. How dare you accuse
my precious Lenny, the pug with a heart of gold,

(32:23):
of going to the bathroom where he shouldn't be when
you know all along it's you, He's an innocent little
dog and you've been pooing around my property. I'm sorry,
you know, I can't believe you're accusing me of First
of all, I can't believe my dog. How dare you
accuse you work for me? I worked the Rover and

(32:45):
I don't know what you're talking about, Like, well, okay, yes, technically,
technically you work, well, you probably work for yourself, I
guess because you signed up with an app that there's
an app that people walk dogs with, but you don't
really work for the company. And you walk my dog, Lenny,
the pug that you know you've been walking for a
month now, so kind of in a roundabout way, you
work for me. Okay, well, I work for Rover and myself,

(33:09):
and I has the authority to block you on the
app if I want to block you, because this is ridiculous.
Why would you think I'm pooping in your yard? Since
you've started walking Lenny, there's been a bunch of little
nuggets all over my property and down the street, like
I said, And so the only explanation is that when
you're walking him, you're taking a number two. You're blaming

(33:31):
it on a poor innocent little dog. Okay, I'm going
to block you on the app and I'm not walking
Linny anymore. I literally can't deal with this shop. Well,
hold on, hold on, hold on, don't make Lindie pay
the price. He's just an innocent, sweet little dog. You're
going to stop walking him, Yes, because you're accusing me
of doing something I would never do. I would never

(33:54):
poop on somebody's property. I am going to let you
in on a little bit of a secret. What is he?
You don't know much about me. All you know is
that you walk my little pug Lenny, and then you
go to the bathroom on my property and blame it
on him, which you didn't know about me. Is I
got cop friends. You've got cop friends. I got cop friends,
and I already sent some species to the lab, and

(34:16):
we'll find out who's going number two, won't we? And
then when you find when we find out that it's
you go in number two, you're probably going to be
looking at at least twenty five years in prison. And
you are a idiot. That is very true, very true,
because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Saul set
you up. Oh my god, Oh my god. He said

(34:39):
that you just started walking dogs for a rover and
you've got one that has pooh anxiety and you haven't
met the owner. So, oh my god, that you know
what you really had me? You had me thinking that
this dog's owner is the craziest person I've ever talked about.
I think the craziest person I've ever talked to you
as you because I know you're doing it. I know
you're actually doing it. The Jewels Show on demand and

(35:00):
it's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jebel Show.
I don't know if we're going to catch a cheater
or not, but if you were listening to just a
second ago, Ava is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend might be cheating on her. His name
is Cameron, and we asked her, just a second ago,
do you think your boyfriend cheating on you? And she
said yeah, And if he is, I'm going to yeah,
maybe twice. So pretty rolled up. Somebody might get during

(35:24):
this a few times. All right, Ava, So you think
your boyfriend's cheating on you? Why do you think he's cheating? Well,
I started to notice that he's not answering phone calls
from an old friend of his called Hayden. Okay, And
is it only Hayden that he's not answering the phone too? Yeah,
it's truly, I mean it's weird. He's getting phone calls
and on the Callarity, it says Hayden. Yeah, and he's

(35:46):
not answering it. No, okay, And do you know who
Hayden is? Yeah? It's his best friend, like all through
high school and then when they were in college they
had a falling out and they haven't spoken sent Oh right,
Oh so I'm assuming you've never actually met Hayden in person? No,
I have it, okay, And they haven't spoken, and all
of a sudden there's a name on his phone that
comes up and it calls him a lot and it

(36:07):
says Hayden. Who is that person? Okay? So do you
think that it's like a girl that he put under
the name Hayden. That's what I'm wondering. So why it's
the only calling him and not leything? Like they don't
try I know. Like I'm just wondering why they're even
calling to begin with. Who calls anymore? But if they
fell out though, he might be trying to, like, you know, yeah,
text again text. Have you asked him about it? Yeah?

(36:28):
He just says that he doesn't want to answer, he
doesn't want to talk to him. Okay, So he never
answers this phone call when he's around you. I mean,
could that be the truth. This is an old friend
of his, They had a falling out, and the guy's
trying to call him now all of a sudden, he
doesn't want to talk to him. Could that be the truth?
Or do you know him better than that? No? I
don't No, okay, yeah, I mean, you wouldn't be asking

(36:49):
us to try to catch him cheating if you believed him.
It does. I mean it seems weird. So he hasn't
really had any I mean, if I hadn't talked to
a friend of mine in a long time, excuse me,
freaking a smoothie, if you I hadn't talked to fred
of mine in a long time, we had a falling out.
All of a sudden he started calling me. I would
probably be like, hey, that's weird. Yeah, Hayden called. I
haven't talked to that guy in forever. Yeah, fusing up

(37:10):
this Saturday to punch each other in the face because
we still don't like each other. You know, whatever it is, right,
you would say something, yeah, and you know we're not
spending as much time together right now. He's just acting weird,
so there's something. Okay, So all of those things together, Yeah,
they don't add up right, Well, have you thought of
a way that we could try to set him up
that wouldn't seem like a weird phone call to get Yeah,

(37:31):
he's got these big rocks that he just ordered because
he's doing some yard stuff and he's super excited about it.
But you know there's that company that you could use maybe, okay, right,
well yeah, so he hasn't got the shipment yet, No
he has not, Okay, well yeah, I mean if he's
just expecting a big shipment of something, yeah, i'd be
a perfectly reasonable reason to call someone. He's a d

(37:51):
y guy as well, like you, Jubo. Well, all things
better than I am. I've learned a few things. Doesn't
take me as long to screw in something in the wall. Now,
it's pretty crazy. I had about taking about thirty minutes
one screw now thank you an hour and a half. Yeah, um, yeah,
we can call from I mean that sounds legit. Um,
all right, we'll play a song that song you give
me all the INFA will call him and thank him

(38:14):
for his business, say there's things on the rocks are
on the way, and then say we'll send some flowers
to someone to see if he gives us your name
where someone else is Okay, okay, all right, we'll plaus.
I'll come back and get your War of the Roses
to catch cheeter right after this. It's a jewel show
the middle a Ward the Roses to catch a teeter
if you're just joining us. Eva is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend Cameron is cheating on
her with his friend Hayden, who we had a falling

(38:37):
out with in high school or college or something anyway. Yeah,
not with him, but she's noticed lately. But he did
have a falling out with a friend named Hayden, and
she's noticed lately that he's been getting a bunch of
phone calls from Hayden. They haven't talked since she's even
known her boyfriend, and she asked him about it and
he just says, oh, yeah, whatever, whatever. It never answers
the phone. So it looks like maybe he's got somebody

(38:57):
else calling him, but put that name in his phone. Yeah,
it's a cover. Yeah, so we're gonna see if it is.
He's getting a big shipment of rocks or something, because
he's doing a bunch of landscaping well or something. It's rocks.
She gave me the name of the business anyway, and
I'm gonna call from there and thank him for his business,
let him know that the rocks are on the way,
and he's offered a sit in flowers to someone special

(39:17):
to him, and see if he gives us his girlfriend's
name or someone else's. All right, Eva, you're ready to
call him? Yeah? I think so. I really hope he
isn't cheating. Yeah, yeah, buck, All right, here we go. Hello. Hey, um,

(39:39):
my name is jimmy birthday and I'm calling from landscaping.
Is this Cameron? Yeah, that's me. Hey, So no, I'm
just calling to let you know that rocks are on
the way. Great, okay here, Yeah, I also wanted to
say thank you for your business. Oh okay, you're welcome. Yeah, no,
that you guys have been great, so you know, I'm
looking forward to it. Do us a PHAVESI and send

(40:01):
us some picks when you're done with all the work.
Maybe we can put it on our website. And we
also wanted to say thank you for your business, and
so we once in a while. So we're calling up
any customer we placed the order in the last seven
months and we're saying thank you. For your business. And
we'd love to send some flowers and some chocolates to
somebody special in your life. Organ send me yourself, I
don't care. Oh, just just like for free, just sending

(40:24):
it out like yeah, totally for a while, not for free.
You did buy a bunch of rocks from us, but
that's that's true. I did, Yeah, I did. The flowers
are just a gift based on your purchase. Okay, cool, Okay, great,
sounds good. So I don't need much information from you. Well,
first of all, the flowers be sent to your address
or another address. Out of it, they'll be sent to

(40:45):
another address. Okay, I'll grab that from you in just
a second. And we color would you prefer? We got
three colors to choose from. We got yellow, red, or white. Um,
you know I'd go with red red? All right? Great,
And then I'll come with a heart shaped box of
chocos and I just need the first and last name

(41:05):
of the person you want to send them to and
anything you want to put on a card. Okay, Um,
it is going to be to Kaylee. Um. And you
know you could just say just thinking of you and
I hope to see you soon. All right. Then that

(41:27):
was ka A. How do you spell Kayley? It's k
A y l e E. And the card was one
one one more time. You want to hear that card
one more time? Make sure I got it right, just
saying uh, um, thinking of you and can't wait to
see you again. That's nice, Okay, great. Um. It's weird

(41:47):
because the spelling on the Kayley was kind of off
for me. You know, the traditional killing spelling of Kayley
that I know is a V A M hmm wait
what yeah, Ava, like your girlfriend's name? Yeah? Oh no,
what what? Who is this? Hey? What's up? Cameron? This
is the Jewel Show. It's the radio show. My name

(42:08):
is Jewel Mind's Alex, Mind's English Evan, and your girlfriend
Nama is on the phone. Actually, Okay, what the Cameron? Cameron?
Who is Kaylee? Well? She umm, look it's she's not

(42:32):
anybody like I wanted to. Uh, she's got to be
somebody I can't even believe, like the audacity. H shame
on you, Cameron, Like, why don't you just break up
with her? So this is when Haydon was calling you
and this was actually Kaylee, right, because I knew someone
was weird about those calls. You just never answered him
and you never talked to him. Am I right, I'm sorry,

(42:56):
I'm I'm I'm really really sorry. Okay, Well who is she?
She's She's just this this girl i've I've seen her
a few times. Okay, Look I don't I don't love her,
but I love you. I just like her. Wow. Wow, man, Cameron,

(43:17):
you're a liar piece of Okay, I'm sorry, Ava, Please
I I this will never happen again. I promise you. Look,
she means nothing to me. I like, please, please, you
ruined it, you ruined everything, so there's no way, there's
no way I could trust you. Okay, Please, I will

(43:40):
do anything anything, Okay, Like, I promise you. This is
the end of it. Like, Okay, you'll do anything. Okay,
been bag, Go ahead and beg right now? Please please please,
I am, I am begging you. Please please do not
break up with me like I made a mistake. Okay,
this is obviously in your relationship to make you cheat.

(44:02):
So why are you? Like it's weird, like you're willing
to cheat on your girlfriend but you don't want to.
You don't want her to leave you? This, yeah, so
much that you would beg Yeah, it's it's embarrassing, and
there you go. I'm glad I got to embarrass you.
And no, I'm not going to take you back. I
just wanted to hear you beg like a little bit.

(44:23):
Now you get to feel as stupid as you made
me feel. Oh all right, Wow, yeah, Cameron, I don't
think she's gonna take you back, but I'm gonna go
ahead and hang up on you. There. You have a
good day, and it's gonna be a long one for you. Eva. Yeah,
are you still you're still planning on me to him
like you told us earlier? Oh yeah, I might just

(44:45):
do worse. Okay, I know it was worse than that.
Well I'm sorry it sucks, but you know you'll be
all right. Yeah. Well, thank you for helping the Jewels
Show on demand. Jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
It's the Jewel Show. Hey, how are you guys? I'm fabulous.

(45:10):
I do have a dirty little secret. We have dirty
little ears. Go for it. Spill your beans. Okay, Oh
my gosh, Okay, this is like I'm nervous. Okay, so
I have actually had sex with hi of my brother's
friends that he does modeled out. You are a homie

(45:32):
hopper growing up girl? Why five of them do they
let them know that the other one has friends? Are
they friends? Are they're keeping it in the family. I've
always been the one that's how after the fact? Okay,

(45:56):
So I'm like, oh yeah, So, by the way, do
you remember, like, let's say, Josh And they're like, are
you hitting me? And I'm like no, I'm dead serious.
And they're like, oh man, what no, No, keep that
to yourself. Wait, how old were you when you hooked
up with one of your brother's friends for the first time?
For the first time? I was like fifteen? How old

(46:17):
your brother? How old was the Yeah? How old your brother?
So my brother's seven years older than me. So there
are on the same age. Oh okay, okay, let's just
go forth. Okay, We're just gonna ask some other questions.
Let's talk about the fridge who woked up with after
the age of eighteen? Wow, so I feel I got

(46:38):
married after the friends. So did you say to one
of them? No, I said that you did, but I
thought she said she did. Yes, yes, the fifth one
you got married to one of his friends? The fifth one,
I guess, yes. Okay, good, Hopefully the third. Okay, so

(47:00):
does your brother know? Uh, so he knows about a
few of them. I've not told him about every n
of them, but he doesn't all about a few of them.
Can't obviously about your husband. Yeah I was going to say, well,
now ex husband. Okay, so I didn't work out. Yeah, okay,
I know that didn't work out. Who was the best
mad that wedding? Is it not your brother that such

(47:23):
a slab in the face? It was actually my nephew
because nobody else wanted to call with the entire groom
part like, actually, we can't invite them, We can't invite them. Yeah,
we can't. Yeah that was Yeah, that would have been
a little awkward. So yeah, I'm actually divorced, so yeah,

(47:45):
I don't know. And I think, like my things, I
was always like promiscuous. So yeah, so now I'm divorced.
But the g'm with now I have been with for
like twelve years, and does he know all your probscuous
things that you did back in the day. He does,
and he can not believe me. He's like, there is
no way. I'm like, yeah, I could. What would you

(48:07):
have done if your brother slept with one of your
friends or five five. You know all my brother, all
my friends, and my brother was always like really attractive,
and I was to grow I will see what you see.
Of course he's my brother. I was like you and
but no I would have been like, okay, okay, all right. Well,
so if you ever were to find out and get

(48:28):
mad at you, that's what you said, you bet. Look,
I wouldn't care if you did that, So thank you
very much. The Jewel Show on Demand. Hold on, I
have to call somebody one second. If you can call somebody, Yep,

(48:48):
you're just such a weird I guess I could have
waited until we weren't on the air to do this. Hey,
it's a Jewel show, Sandport. Hang on a second. You'll
know who I'm calling one one moment. Is he pranking somebody?
What the heck is going on? No, it's not a prank.
Way you guys will see. It's very important, though, very Alex. He'ly,
it's very important. You'll get this right on the air
as soon as this person picks up. Okay, Alex, he's

(49:11):
gonna know exactly who is this? The better answer, I'm
gonna frigging I don't know what I'm gonna do Hey,
who is this? It's Jewish English Evan Evans Jewil. It's
also hey English Evan, this is a show called the
Jewel Show. It's me. My name's Jewel and my name

(49:32):
is Alex and I'm Christian Gray. Snow, oh oh oh,
I know why Jewel called Evan. Yeah, you're about to
find out. It's because I have a bone to pick
with Evan. Yeah. English, Evan used to be on the show.
He quit just like a week ago was his last day.
He quit because he just wanted to do something else.
He wasn't really sure that the whole radio thing was
for him. He just came in yesterday to stop by

(49:53):
and say hi, and like, let us know that since
he left, he's been doing door Dash and he already
bought himself a new house and he ought so. And
we're playing a game today called change my Mind. It
plays like this, Evan has to change my mind that
he did not get me kicked off of door Dash

(50:14):
and have my accounty activated. What change my mind? Day?
After sixty seconds? Hold on, I don't need sixty seconds.
This is justin Yolish English. Evan seriously came in studio.
He told us his Doordashing. Now the next day I
wake up to order my smoothies and guess who doesn't

(50:37):
have a DoorDash account? Is why the actual f I'm
not playing around DoorDash and Evan Amelia, you guys did
a disservice for your company. Hello, I order from DoorDash
at least twice a day. I was keeping the lights
and they have the audacity to block me. Well English, Evan,
do you remember saying this when you were in here

(50:58):
yesterday to stuff you from scar for you to grab
my stuff? Excuse me? I was hungry. And there was
one time I was a clip from him talking about
how you treat the drivers and the next day, Yeah,
let's see how I'm gonna treat him next time I

(51:19):
see him. I completely stand by that statement. Still, are
you going to use grubpub or something? Yeah, Grandpa, there's
only a matter of time until you get bad from
then scre you don't use the spirit you had them.
You had them deactivate my account, Evan. Look, maybe I did,
maybe I didn't. Maybe No, I did not deserve it.

(51:40):
I tipped well, Evan, she was gonna feed her child
be a door dash this morning, and you got in
the way, I was hungry. Can you imagine finding out
a company that you spend that much money with deactivated
your account because of some bogus freaking who knows what,
because of Evan Okay, I literally looked it up on
Reddit to see why my account was deactivating. Didn't. I
was shot And it could be a number of different reasons.

(52:02):
But you can get deactivated very easily with DoorDash. You
just be be rude to one of the customer service
representatives and you'll be banned right away. They don't care,
they give no crabs. So I got money badger. And
then there's Oven, and then there's even who probably called
up customer care and was like, hey block this account
and they're like, okay, done. I wish I did now.
I mean, for you to get banned, there must have
been a lot of process to go through them. No,

(52:25):
that's not right. You could get banned very easily. That's incorrect.
Said that you could get banned is that you complained
to many times. But that's not the case. In my case.
I tip, well, I hardly complain so that with how
much I pay, how much I pay, he has no
idea how much order and how much I paid a
DoorDash compared to how many times I complained is like

(52:45):
one percent. I'm not playing. The last time that I
complained was on my birthday and guess what. My DoorDash
driver want to go pick up my smoothies on my
birthday and guess what, lock key's in the car. So
guess what. I didn't get my smoothies and I was
never notified. So what I message into Doorda was like,
hey Dan, get me my smoothies. What the hell? They said,
They're on their way for two hours and it's my birthday.

(53:05):
They refunded my order. That was the last time I complained.
You know, that was like a long time ago. It
cannot be that. Tell me the truth. There's no If
you know me at all, you know that I don't
believe in coincidences. Nothing is a coincidence. If you want
your account to be reactivated, it said go into your
local door Dash office. I didn't know there was one

(53:27):
and going there be super super super super super super
nice and if you're not at all like that, then
they're not going to reactivate your account. I'm like, I'm
not spending any time being that nice to anybody. Yeah,
when you didn't do anything. Well, the first place did
it for me. I'm also just now. I'm now my
mind is blown that there's a local DoorDash office. I

(53:49):
feel like a door dash office, like an actual door
dash office. If you walk into it looks like a
shady insurance open. Oh my god, it is two desks
and a phone. Evan, you're sticking by your story that
you didn't get Alex Bann from DoorDash. No, I didn't
get Alex Bann, but okay, well someone did. If you
switch jobs and all of a sudden become an Amazon

(54:10):
delivery driver and then we get banned from that, we're
gonna have a big problem. Then Jebel Show on demand

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