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to be quite honest. All right, here we go. Okay,
you know what they say when you're in a plane,
put on your own oxygen mask first before helping others, right, yea,
because it's the ten of one's reversed. And I say
that because this indicates that you're trying to do too
much by yourself. Whether you're a people pleaser or not,

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your efforts are to help people and you want to
do everything for everyone else. You may be struggling to
stay afloat, but this is one of my favorite messages
to relay because you need to allow yourself to accept
help from others. So delegate. It relieves stress on everybody,
especially yourself, and then also eliminates possible resentment and future relationships.
Because this is just from my personal experience, because I
do like to do things myself because I want to

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make sure they get done right and YadA YadA, But
that actually creates resentment with your relationships because you do
want help from others and you are feeling burnt out,
and you do want to help others because you just
want to help. But it's just too much at some point,
and that's what this ten of one's reversed is indicating
right now. And if you don't ask for help, you're
not gonna get any help, and then you're gonna be like,
nobody ever helps me out. It's like, well, you don't ask, Yeah,

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don't get fit. Yeah. Right, So I had a really
hard time asking for help and later relationships after that
previous one. And now I feel okay because I know
that my husband Jubil wants to help and he feels
good helping seems like he's helping me. Yeah. It's actually
one of the very few things I don't have a
lot of issues with anything, which sometimes is a bad thing,
but it's one of the very few things that I've
ever had a conversation with Alex about that I didn't like.

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I was like, the only thing I didn't like was
I was like, can you just ask me for help? Sometimes?
Like if the trash is full and you want to
take an out, I'm totally cool if you just ask me.
Because I'm an idiot and all walked by it a lot,
and like I was like, I don't want to ask, Yeah,
I want you to just take the trash out, and
I'm like, for sure, and I want to be an
adult and take the trash out. I do. I wanted
it my whole life. I just know that if I don't,
if I don't notice it, I might not notice it.

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And I don't want it to be a problem. And
if you see it, I don't even want you to
take it out. And I want you to feel comfortable going, hey,
take the trash out, right, you know? Yeah? So I
had to get past like getting annoyed of having to
ask yeah yeah, and it works way. I think helping
is kind of like a love language, you know what
I'm saying. Like, so I think that whenever you do
these little things that just kind of compliment, you know,
your partner's day and just maybe takes the smallest amount

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of stress off and then totally it goes a little
goes along, you know. I can see Dubo wants to
do that every day, wants succeeds. But I want to
do that. You have a good attitude about it. I've
got a can do attitude uncles on this. I've noticed
also that the tin of ones reverse can indicate that
you may be dealing with some emotional trauma from the past,

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or keeping a dark secret that you don't feel comfortable
to share with others. So just remember this though, if
you are willing to talk about it with some people around,
your friends, your family, it will make you feel better. Otherwise,
if you keep all this in this may end up
actually pushing people away who can help. So just keep
that in mind today, you know, share some stuff that
you normally wouldn't with the people that love you who
are around you. The tin of ones indicates releasing is

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an end of a cycle. And I always like to
suggest decluttering. That always makes me feel better. I just
did that this weekend and I feel absolutely incredible. I
was just telling you about it this morning. I was like,
I got so much stuff done this weekend, Like I
had a nice release. I did. I had all these
like pictures and stuff that I did have a waiting
this whole time. Do you feel better? You? Yeah, talking

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about a nice release and I gave me a nice release.
We're full of nice releases today, and that's great, all right,
you guys, we're talking about anymore. The vibe is up.
Everything's been releasing. The vibe is up. Thank you for
shutting it down. Remember I close out the daily vibration
every day with your daily affirmation, So I gently release

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on demand. It's another Jewil phone frame morning. Hello, Hi,

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this is Pete Deakins called from hotel and SPA. I
was looking for to Shaun speaking Hi to Sean. How
are you. I'm calling because you had a recent stay
with us and we got a note on your reservation
that there was a complaint you lodged with us, and
I am part of the U complaint deal with team.

(06:00):
That's not the official name. Those a name. I was
trying to make up right there on the spot and
I couldn't think of anything anyway I deal with complaints.
So I'm calling you from the hotel to say what happened.
I mean, you know, it was pretty much a horrible
stay here. Yeah, we booked an advance, you know, and
it was for Mother's Day. When we get there, we

(06:21):
had trouble because we had the online digital key, so
we just try to use the key from the phone.
So you couldn't figure out how to use the phone
Is that No? I thigured about how to use it.
I used it a thousand times, right, So you you're
one of those people that's troubled with technology and it
was a little too advanced for you. Is that what
I'm hearing? No, I work with technology every day, so

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that's not the issue. And I used the phone key
all the time. Okay, So yeah, the phone key at
our hotel works very well, and so that's why I
was just thinking that it might be user error there
on that one. Obviously, No, it doesn't work very well
because you didn't let me finish one. I try to
use the phone key. That didn't work, so I called

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the office and see what they can do. They told
me to come downstairs and get a regular key. I
go downstairs and get the regular key. That key doesn't work,
so I called them. They had to come up there
and messed around with the locked. The locker is messed up,
So that was on your part. Okay, So you're saying
that you didn't know how to work the regular key,
either you're saying this is my fault, well, I know.

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I mean, I'm just wondering if it's user air. Those
old fashioned keys. He just put them in the hole
and turn them. That's all, So thank you very much.
I'm glad we got that cleared up. I don't think
you're paying attention because it wasn't just the key issue.
It was issues with the actual room. The picture that
I saw online was nothing like the room, nothing like
the seven that was horribly really well, okay, that's shocking.

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So the room didn't look like it was advertised. Do it? Okay,
I'm gonna actually go ahead and pull up the camera
footage so I can see because that is going I'm
going to be very upset about that. So I'm looking
at you in the room, and what was different? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?
What the hell you mean? You're looking at me in
the room? Oh? I pulled up the camera footage, so

(08:10):
I'm looking at you, but what wasn't the same. So
I'm looking at the room and I just want to
hear what the difference was. What you expected? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? What? Whoa?
What do you? What do you? You You got cameras inside
the room. Well, there's cameras everywhere in our building, and
it's very important to me that our rooms online match
what they are in person. And that makes me very
angry that it was inconsistent. Bro, you took cameras in
people's room to record them. Man, that's that's that's legally.

(08:33):
You're you're lathering up something fierce like geared. The soaps
were okay, you enjoyed those, at least it's a positive
review on that one. Yeah, Bro, you're watching the video
of me in a shadow right now? Bro, you got
me speeches right now? I want to ring your neck, bro,
right man, Oh boy, you've got me see, Oh boy,
you've got me speechless? Yeah? Wow? How do you even

(08:56):
carry that thing? Right? You're gonna have back problems to Sean.
Bro when I catch you, I'm gonna kick your heads
in a masson. But just don't beat me over the
head with that thing wilder. You know what. And I'm
hanging up right now, calling my lawyer. I'm calling the cops. Yo.
It's over for you, bro. Well then it's all I
should just it should be over for this phone call.
Then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call
and your wife set yup? What this is actually Jewel

(09:17):
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife Melissa set you up. She said that
you guys stayed at a hotel recently and it was
terrible and you complained and she wanted me to mess
with you. Yo. Man, Oh all right, well there is
no video footage of you in the hotel. But seriously,
though that thing is impressive, sir, The Jewel Show on

(09:40):
Demand First Day follow Up do something a little bit people,
the first Day call up Today test is on the phone,
and normally this segment is where you know if someone
goes out with someone on a date that they won't
get a call back, so they email us to get
that person on the phone, ask them what happened? Right?
Why they're not calling them back? Tests on the phone
to day because she just got engaged and wants to
tell us about it. Whoa who Yeah, so how is

(10:02):
this not a first day fall up at all? Just right?
He wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations to brag,
not at all? Actually tests on the phone and she's
not getting a call back from a dude named Jack soon. Yeah,
I thought I'd switch it up for you guys a
little bit. Switch your room, Tess, what's up? How are you?
I'm good? How are you not too bad? Um? Your
email said that you and Jack have actually been on

(10:23):
a couple dates. Yeah, so like we were on we
were like on a good two date streak, and um,
like our second date, we like went to his house
and watched um War of the World. It was going fine,
and UM, we like made out a little. It was

(10:44):
like an awesome connection. I like nice, thought he was
really cute, and so then, UM, yeah, I just like
went home and he kind of ghosted me, like he
didn't text me back when I said, like, have a
good night, um, have a like have a good sleep,
I think I wrote, UM, Like, so I'm just kind

(11:05):
of wondering, like what happened? How are you feeling? Were
you nervous at all? Um? I mean, I like, since
you know, a second date, you're not like going to
fart in front of the guy, So like I was
a little nervous, Like I'm not totally comfortable, and I'm
not totally comfortable yet, So I guess I was nervous
in that regard. But like we were drinking a little
bit and um, like I had a buzz on and

(11:29):
yeah it was cool, Like it wasn't. I'm only thinking
like the second date, right, So I'm thinking you guys
are like hanging out and there's an opportunity to hook up,
but you guys didn't. You guys just kissed. Well, I
mean I didn't. I don't want to, like I always
wait told like the fifth date. Oh no, that's totally fine.

(11:50):
I just feel like some guys don't like that, Like
they're just like like if you don't give it up,
they're just like okay bye, some like yeah, yeah, vibe.
Then he's not worth my time for sure. English seven.
Have you ever met any other dudes? I'm not saying
you're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that. Yeah.
I just I'm so removed from the whole sexual Well,
you operate kind of like an old woman. Yeah, hilarious.

(12:16):
But that's fine. That's what I like about you, you know.
It's just like, but yeah, there's a lot. You were
always comparing him to women. It's the funniest elderly women.
But there there is a lot. There are a lot
of dudes that are like that, that are just like
what did come on, I'm not gonna wait till the
fifth day? What are you talking about? Like a bride away?
Like that? I was actually very bad, you know, like

(12:37):
I've had my fair share of encounters. I've always been
pretty slow to move with people that I've actually really liked,
Like slow, very slow. You guys know how slow I've been. Yeah,
he seven lost his virginity the last week last week,
so so do you think that might have played into it? Though?
Maybe he was, you know, thinking that more was going
to happen. I mean, like I don't know what he thinks,

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but like maybe if he thought more was gonna have
I mean like I've waited longer for a door dash
money can't wait five feet, so like get his quay,
let's let's go, bro. It could be one of those
things too, Like you know, anybody that I haven't cared
about at all, I've had no problem like making a
move or whatever. Bro, when I do actually like someone
like Alex and our married By the way, you didn't
know that to me forever. Yeah, you get to us

(13:22):
right because I know I'm actually nervous too, so we're
we're both just like balls of anxiety. Well, you don't
want to mess it up, do you right? Yeah? It
was it's awkward. Yeah. Well, um, any other reason that
you can think he might not be calling you back? No, No,
I mean like not not not really like I was
a little buzzed. Um, I mean like also like if

(13:44):
he doesn't like girls that drink like next you know,
like what, Okay, well we'll figure it out. We'll play
a song, come back, and then call him and see
if we can find out why he's ghosting me. Okay, okay, thanks, yep,
what do it this in your first day? Fall up?
It's a jewel show. We're just joining us. Today is

(14:04):
the first date? Follow up? Hello, welcome, take a seat.
We can do a few minutes. Snack Test is on
the phone and she's not getting a call back from
a dude named Jack. Apparently they've gone on two dates.
They had, according to her, a nice two date streak going.
On the last date, she went over to his house.
They hung out, drank a little bit, watched movie, and

(14:25):
made out a little bit, and then she left went home,
texted him good night, and that's the last she's heard
from him, and she has no idea why. The only
thing she can think of is well. I don't know
if she thought of it or if we thought of it,
but maybe she was moving too slow. Maybe he was
expecting more because she came over to her house. Yeah,
and then other than that, there's there's really nothing else
that you can think of. Everything's been going great. Um yeah,

(14:45):
I mean everything's been going great. Like I totally perplexed
why we're not on our third date. I mean we
had we planned to do like a picnic in um,
like an empty ballpark stadium, like you know how they
have the lawns outside of this yeah, v that is
socially distanced and fun. And then like maybe one day

(15:05):
when COVID's over, we can talk about how we went
and eight on the line and watched the baseball and
watched the baseball game that didn't happen. That's all right,
So you actually made plans and now he's blowing off.
So yeah, that's so that's why I emailed Dathan. I
wanna call him right now. See if we get him
on the phone and figure out what the reason actually is. Okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, Might I speak to Jack? Oh? Yeah,

(15:43):
let's see Jack. How are you? This is the jew
Bowl Show? My name is je Bowl and my name
is Alex. My name is Evan, and it's the jew
Bowl Show. Welcome to the Jewel Show. Yeah, well, you
sounds weird when you say it that much. You get Wait, Mum,
I don't, I don't, I don't what you know? Do
you know what the Jewel Show is? Did I win something? No? Really,

(16:06):
we don't really have much to give away right now.
I'm I'm sorry. I don't. That's okay to be sorry.
You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude, I
don't know if you've done anything wrong you sorry, I'm
sorry for being so vague right now. Jack. Have you
heard the first Day follow up before on the show? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, Well,

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congratulations Jack the star of a first Date follow up?
Oh okay, okay. Have you gone out on a date
with anybody recently and ghosted them and they might have
emailed us to get you on the phone and figure
out why you ghosted them? Yeah? A handful, A handful,

(16:50):
A handful? Okay, Well, okay, let's play the guest in game.
We haven't had one of these for a while. Hey,
mystery caller, what's your name? You're on with? Jack? Would
you like to tell him your name? Oh my god,
it's Test. Oh yeah, Tess. Oh her not what you
want to hear. No, are you like a serial makeout person?

(17:14):
You just like makeout girl and then drop them after
the second day? No? No, no, no, no no no,
that's that was That was that's just you. Oh now,
I have like a lot of questions for you. For
first of all, why didn't you text me back? Oh?
I don't. We don't have to get we don't have

(17:34):
I don't have to get into that, like, um, we
kind of do. You're on the radio, like it doesn't
get any bigger. Okay, uh, Test, do you want to
tell them? I feel like you obviously know. No, I
don't like what. I have no idea what you're talking about.

(17:56):
You threw up in my my only plant? What what
she threw up? She threw up in my planter, like
like your house plant. Yeah, she threw up in my
house plant. Yes, I like just have no recollection of
throwing up in a plant. Whoops. Okay, people throw up

(18:17):
and do all sorts of things and planters. Okay, what
do you mean? Oh you remember? Okay, Well I did
not throw up in a planter. I don't know what
you're talking about, Like, I have no idea. Come on, dude,
we weren't like blacked out drunk. You had like three
or you as you get nervous, or like you maybe

(18:37):
just like ate too much before you came over. Maybe
you thought I wouldn't see it, or like I think
it was someone else or whatever. But as soon as
you left, there was puke in my planter and it
wasn't me lightweight. Okay, look, I look, okay, I didn't
think you were gonna see it. Your planter is right

(18:59):
next to your cat box. It was like in the
corner behind the cat litter box. Like also, I'm sorry,
I I'm kind of allergic to alcohol, and I didn't
eat very much before I came over because I'm doing
the whole thirty it's a mistake, I don't know. So
you're you're allergic to alcohol and you still drank it. Well,
I mean, you know, it's only if I if I

(19:21):
haven't eaten and I just didn't eat. That's that's pretty
much what it is. Okay, But you're admitting that you
did puke in the planner. We've figured that out for sure.
But I also, like kind of forgot because I don't
really remember what happens after they get a certain level
of blood alcohol. Okay, so I'm really sorry. I now

(19:46):
I really remember it because I tried to put cat
litter over the pew. Wow, I own a cat. That's nasty.
That's super nasty. Oh it smells terrible. Candles. They've never
owned candles in my life. I thought, like four, I
literally had to throw out my freaking plant buy you

(20:07):
a new one. It was like a nice fikiss and
I'm really I'm sorry. Well how about that, then, Jack,
would you like to go out with Tests on another date?
We will pay for it, and she'll buy you a
new plant. If she buys me a new plant, I
will go out with it plant and then go to dinner. Yeah.

(20:30):
You happy about that? Test? Hold the drinks. Yeah, I
won't be drinking at dinner. Just to be on the
safe side, Okay, I will. Um. I just want to
say thanks for giving me a second chance. And also
we're gonna need to talk about like the other chicks
that you are dating. Um. Yeah, oh he's not dating them, Test,

(20:55):
he's not dating them. He also ghosted them. Yeah, so
you should not have your back there still ghosted. I think, right,
are they Yeah? But I mean that was like, you know,
within like a year or whatever. It wasn't all like
around tests as time. It's just like it's just happened
to you. Probably just stop talking about that and digging
yourself a hole. I mean, I'm just really excited, so um,

(21:20):
and I can't wait to go to the nursery by
my house and start looking at jour Plans, the Jewels
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If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell
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(21:42):
so you're free to say excuse me, like I free
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anything you want because nobody will know who you are.
We don't even ask what your name is. Everybody stays anonymous.
So you have a dirty little secret. I do, yes, okay,
what it did? So when Netflix was like brand new,
I really wanted it but was not willing to pay,

(22:05):
and so I hoped to put this guy who had
a Netflix account, and I like, yeah, I was, I
definitely was, and uh, and he gave me his logging info,
and I to this day, five years later, still use
his accounting it. I mean, probably hundreds of people probably

(22:26):
share your secret. Yeah, I think that guy slept with
hundreds of people. Well no, if he was lucky, maybe,
so he hasn't noticed at all. I don't. I mean,
I don't really know. I haven't seen him in any
stupid question. I apologize for the dumb question. That was
a very stupid question. Sometimes I do that and I
catch myself and I just have to call it out

(22:48):
because I know people are probably thinking it to be like,
why was at dumb question? If they're not, they should
be thinking that, you know, because anyway, terrible question. He
obviously hasn't noticed. What are you gonna do when he
does find out? That's better? Thank you? I mean, I'm
waiting for the day. I'm waiting for the day. I
don't think he's ever going to find out. He might actually,
because they have settings in the back like in Netflix,
where you can go and you can see like how

(23:09):
many people are logged into your account? Oh really? Oh yeah,
because and you can end the session. Because I did
that once there was like twenty people logged in. Because
we always like put it in when we would go
to Airbnb's Yeah, and we would log out, so all
these people all over the world. You know, I says,
we're using our Netflix password because there's there. I guarantee
you this dude that you hooked up with just so

(23:30):
you could get his net and it was just so
you could get his Netflix password. I mean at the
end of the day, yeah, oh wow, you used him.
Was it enjoyable at although the actual act of it
or was the whole time You're just like, say fourteen
dollars a month. I'm gonna say fourteen dollars a month.
I'm gonna say fourteen dollars a month. I mean, it
wasn't like the worst afternoon in my life, but you

(23:51):
know whatever, I saw him like twice. This is just
another example of women taking advantage of men. It happens
all the time, doesn't Alex Well Men take advantage of
them all the time too. What's that saying, like we
always know what time it is because there's one mike
wave one on the stove. I've actually never heard that before.
But because women's belonging in the kitchen making against sandwich,

(24:12):
doing laundry, you know, it goes both ways. Yeah, well,
men kind of suck, so I don't feel bad for
him at all. I guarantee you he's at home though,
and he's like, I never watched When did I watch that?
You know, because it shows you suggested things you should
watch and if someone else is using your account, that's
happened to me and Alex so many time. We're so confused.

(24:33):
I'm like asking my fifteen year old daughter, like, m
were you watching? This? Wasn't really weird real sex Diaries.
It's like, no, I didn't come on, No, I promise,
And then we find out that somebody in Rhode Island
probably watch. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Yes, thank you so much. On demand. Welcome
to the iron N, the idiot news Network where idiots

(24:55):
aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, March eight, twenty
twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and do you want to
make your life ninety three percent easier? Well, expert's just
released a study on how to do that, and I'll
tell you how in just a second. But first let's
meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and you guys laughing
at my face, I'm trying not to. I had gum surgery.

(25:16):
We didn't know that, and I look like a chip
among my face is also enough. That's why my ses
kind of sound funny. You an idiot. Evan is over
here just shamelessly laughing at least tried today. It's fine,
tried to. I've been laughing at myself since I had
it done. Hopefully the swalling will go down soon, I hope.
So I'm Alex Fresh, and I'm sorry to say, guys
that we live in a world where I'm reporting on

(25:36):
kim Ka's doppel gangler Gang and why she's defending her
natural but surgically enhanced. But I'm English Evan, And if
there's one group of people you want to see trapped
in an elevator, this is the group. Oh wow, I'm
Christian Gray. Snow and Silly Rabbit chocolates are for normal,
nice people, not imprisoned predators. More on that story coming up.
We'll get to those in just a second before your

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first story of the day. In the I ND the
itdiants networkers for the News, a news study found the
effect of agreeable nous on two hundred and seventy five
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and success, and they found that being agreeable and cooperative
has a positive effect on ninety three percent of those situations. So,
in other words, don't be agreeable seven percent of the time.

(26:18):
I don't know what those situations are where that's good
for things. There you go, I had nothing you said.
I know, I don't even know what I said. I
was just trying to talk get the words out because
my face is so swollen. This was me what the
Kardashians feel like, like, I know there's me in here
in my face. I know I'm there, but nothing is moving.

(26:39):
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
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let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on
location in Kim Kardashian duffelgangler Land. Yeah, probably Wyoming because
yea's new girl Channy Jones, who looks like she's been
plotting on how she can dig the most gold because
she looks exactly like Kim Kay and she did not

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used to and she recently posted a picture saying that
she's all natural, that she's only had a Brazilian butt lift,
which is they take fat from somewhere else in your
body and they put it in your butt. That's still
a surgery though, Um I roll. If you can't see me,
she's offending her naturally surgically enhanced. But you know I
haven't naturally enhanced. But but it's not surgically enhanced because
I do vacuum BBL. It just takes fan congestion from

(27:23):
like your thigh area. You put these cups on for
an hour and it just sucks it up. And that
is a naturally enhanced butt, but not surgically enhanced. And
so this is and seriously, it changed my butt. Yeah
it did. It looks different, like it's actually up there now.
And you're not afraid to admit that you stuff your butt.
It's natural stuff for you. It's natural. It's my natural
fan stuff. But I can't surgically take it out of anywhere. Yeah,

(27:45):
at least you admit it, like some people won't even
say that. Yeah, Alex, vacuum bbill. It works. I promise
you it works. Not no surgery necessary. It's a very
low investment. Just go do it. Yeah, you've already got
the commercial scale works. Alex is one of the only
women I know that will own anything that she's done.
Who cares I spend that much money on a procedure.
Everybody's gone, yeah, absolutely, I'm gonna tell random people on

(28:07):
the street guess. Oh, I know. If I was a
Kardashian or one of these people that try to deny it,
and I had spent this much money on my body,
would be like if I had a new car, I
would want to pull up and go, wow, he got
butterfly doors on his butt. I want to be like, yeah,
you know how much this cost me? This but cost
me more than your house. Yeah. Absolutely, This is the
ironn the idiot news network for idiots. Aren't just in

(28:29):
the news for our next door the day. Let's sending
on over to English Evan who was on location Ukraine.
In the Ukraine, Yes, a partial group of ten Russian
soldiers were captured in an elevator by Ukraine Territorial Defense recently.
They were apparently though, trying to reach the rooftop to
take sniper positions, but then the people who run the
building cut off the power and they were stuck in

(28:51):
the elevator for hours. Oh my god, So it didn't
work out for them. That's all I have sending it
back to you. This is the iron N, the Idiot
News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For
next story the day, let's send it on over to
Christian Gray Snow, who's on location. I am with former
film producer Harvey Weinstein. I'm not with him. I'm never
with him, but I'm talking about him today. Um. We
all know he was sentenced to twenty three years in

(29:13):
prison following a Manhattan trial where half a dozen women
took a stance against him for sexual abuse. However, during
a routine check of his jail cell, they found milk duds,
which if you are a convicted predator you're not allowed
to have. He told the guards that he bought it
in New York before he was extradited, so I guess
he like brought them with him. If you see Harvey Weinstein,
he looks like a milk dud liked sat in the

(29:35):
car for a while. It's all melted out, like I'll
moldy got something lent on it. See you about your job, lady,
And that means the inn is done for the day,
and that's breaking music you just got right here on
the ISNN. Harvey Winstein looks like a milk dud that
melted in your car and has leant all over it,

(29:58):
sure of his face that I'm melted. You can follow
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another hard hitting report from the I n NAN. The

(30:24):
Jewbil Show on demand, It's another jewil phone frame Mornings
on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Ted Thibideo. I
was looking for Hannah. Yes, this is Hannah. Hi, Hannah,
how are you. I just wanted to call it inform

(30:46):
you the cake that you ordered for your father's birthday
is on the way. It's being delivered right now, so
it should be there shortly. Oh that's great. I'm so glad.
I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it is
not too nutty for you. Yeah. I went a little
crazy with this one. I just want to let you
know I personally bake this cake myself, and I went

(31:06):
a little bit crazy, and I hope it's not to you. Nutti, Okay,
excuse me, Nuttie. Do you mean you have nuts on
it or in it? Because my father is very allergic
to nuts. Please tell me that there are no nuts
in that cake. Hello? Hello, Yes, I'm sorry. You just
said not to tell you something. Man, I don't think

(31:27):
I could tell you that, so I was just remaining quiet.
So I, um, no, No, I told you guys specifically
when I called there cannot be any nuts on that
cake or in that cake. So okay, So let me
just see if I'm picking up what you're putting down here.
You said that you ordered this cake with no nuts.
That's right. I ordered the cake was no nuts. I

(31:49):
told you specifically, no nuts in or on that cake.
Do you remember who you spoke with about ordering this
I don't, No, I don't, and I don't care at
this point. I just need to know are there nuts
on this cake? And we're supposed to be having this
party now and you're telling me those nuts on the
cake and the cake is on the way the cake's
on the way. I'm not sure if I told you that,

(32:10):
did I did I tell you that the cake is
on the way. Yes, you did tell me that the
cake is it's the wrong cake. I don't think y'all
told me that you must tell someone else, and they
did not relate the message to the cake from. And
that's why I'm asking if you know tell who that was.
I need to go back and tell that I employers.
I don't want this cake if it's got nuts. I
can't cakes on the way and that thing that I

(32:34):
don't care if it's on the way. If that cake
gives my father an allergicraction, I will sew you from
now till eternity, your company, your person that took to
order you, the delivery person, and everybody else that's involved
in this. This man is eighty years old. He dies
from a nut allergy at this point, after he survived

(32:56):
everything else, including a heart attack. I will you know.
I don't, Ah, I am so frustrated right now, I
could just you know what. I don't want this damn cake.
I don't care what. I don't care, Okay, Well, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
I think what I'm hearing from you is that you
don't want this cake anymore? Is that what I'm hearing?
Don't want the cake? No, no, I do not want

(33:19):
the cake. Okay, the thing is cakes on the way.
The cake is on the way. Stop saying that. Stop stop.
I don't want to hear the cake. I told you
was turning around. I just need to let you know
the cake is on the way. I don't about the
damn cake, about you or your weight on the way.
I don't well, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I mean, currently, the cake is on the way, So

(33:39):
I don't cakes on the way, cake is stop, it's stopped.
Stapp stapp it, stapp it. Damn it's stapp it. Okay,
I will then, and I'll let you know that this
is actually Jewel from the Dubel Show doing a phone
break on you. What. Yes, it's a joke. Your husband,
Pablo set you up. He said that you've been planning
a big birthday party for your father, who is allergic

(34:01):
to nuts. Then he wanted me to tell you that
the cake you heard it had nuts all over it,
and the cake is on the way. Yeah. Oh oh
that's great. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Are you sure
this is a plant, because well, I can tell you
the cake. It's not on the way. There's no cake
on them. Well, there may be a cake on the way,
but it's not this cake with nuts on a cake.
It's not on the way. Okay, all right, change it's

(34:29):
on the way. Yeah. The Jebel Show on demand, It's
time Floor of the Roses only on The Jebel Show.
Can't trust poodles? Am I right? Poodle or wrong? Poodles
and Dalmatians? Well, I can't trust them, all right. I
don't know. I just get the vibe that they're crazy.
Poodles are some of the most vicious dogs out there.

(34:51):
They look super cute, but they're vicious. Yeah, Tiffany's on
the phone and she has a poodle, and I know
that because the poodle might be one of the reasons
that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. Tiffany,
thanks for coming on the show. I'm sorry you have
to come on the show like that. But you said
that you've been with your boyfriend Brandon for five years,
living together for three of them. Why do you think, yeah,

(35:13):
that he's cheating. So there's kind of just been an
overall change in our relationship to be honest, over the
last year or so, and we just, you know, fight
over everything, like the stupidest really did you do anything
in particular or just in general? You fight, it's like
in general. So basically what happened was I go to

(35:38):
a local fitness center a few times a week for
some like group classes and stuff, and for two weeks ago,
when I got home, the weirdest thing happened. Oh. I
have a dog named Macy. She's my little baby, she's
my everything, and I had her a few years before
I met Brandon. But she's very antisocial toodle, she's like
moodles or antisocial, but also she's a rescue. Oh I know,

(36:05):
she only really liked me, and it took her a
long time to even warm up to Brandon, like once
we were living together. She has this habit of hiding
in places if people are at the house that she
doesn't feel comfortable around. Starting last week, every time I
get home, Macy is hiding in one of her s thoughts. Okay,
like if as if people who she doesn't trust like

(36:27):
just left her even are still in the house. So
if you had company over, yeah, like if there was
company over. So oh, and she hasn't done that in
a long time because she's comfortable now with your boyfriend.
She's comfortable with him. She only does it when there's
like strangers in the house. There are strangers to her
in that house. Oh my gosh, you think somebody was

(36:47):
in the house and that he had somebody over. Yes,
So the first couple of times is scared me because
I was like, oh my god, there's something somebody in
my house. So after this happened the first time, I
like panicked and I asked my boyfriend if he was okay,
and he was like, yeah, why And I told him
that Macy was hiding in her spot like she usually
does what she's scared, and it threw me off. And

(37:09):
like when I walked in and I saw that, and
I was just freaked out. And then he like went
sheet white. Oh yeah, So like he didn't even think that,
like Macy could be the one to reveal going on.
And I'm sure you got a big vibe from that, yeah,

(37:31):
And like obviously, like he shrugged it off, and I
think he said that maybe there was like a loud
noise outside or something that scared her, Like sure, but
then it happened multiple times since oh really, So is
there any person that you can think of that you
know that you'd be suspicious of. I don't know. My

(37:52):
boyfriend might be bringing someone in the house. I don't know.
I mean honestly, like, I may be a nice girl,
but I will kill him if I caught him, So
I don't want to chance finding that. So I will
live catching him up to you. So, what grocery store
is here? Rewards member, we asked you to find that out.
Oh and he goes to Okay, all right, cool, So

(38:14):
we'll call him from there and tell him, hey, thanks
for being a loyal customer. We just opened up a
new floral department, and we're going to give you some
free roses to send to somebody and see if he
gives us your name or someone else's. Okay, okay, what's
been working? Yeah? Yes, all right, and play a song.
Come back and then find out if he is cheating
on you and if your poodle needs to get used
to use to somebody in just a second with a

(38:35):
word roses cut it's a jewel show. Opinion back about poodles.
Maybe poodles are nice because Tiffany has a poodle, and
that's the reason she thinks that her boyfriend of five
years named Brandon might be cheating on her. Apparently, her poodle,
because it's a poodle and it's crazy, has issues when
people come over to the house, anybody the poodle doesn't know,
and it hides somewhere. Well, it hasn't hit anywhere in

(38:56):
a long time because it's gotten used to her boyfriend
after five years. Tiffany took five years right, well, it
was like year three that she got used to her.
So her poodle got used to the boyfriend by year
three and wouldn't hide anymore. But lately, when Tiffany has
gone to work out, she's got home and the poodle
is in the hiding spot where it normally goes to
hide when strangers are over. So she's wondering if somebody's

(39:18):
in her house when she's not home, and she asked
her boyfriend about it and said that he had. He
just got weird and kind of went white and sort
of started making things up of what it could possibly be.
So she's pretty sure her boyfriend is having somebody over
when she's not there, and she wants to know who.
So we're gonna call him from the grocery store that
he shops at and say, we just opened up a
brand new floral department. We'd love to offer you some
free flowers to send us somebody as a promotion and

(39:40):
see if he sends them to Tiffany or to someone else,
and then we'll know. All right, Tiffany, are you ready? Yes, Okay,
I'm gonna call him. Here we go. Hello, Hey, this

(40:03):
is Gafahrror calling from. I was looking for a Brandon. Yeah,
this is the same. Who is this I'm calling from?
Or your Rewards member here? And please don't hang up.
We are doing a promotion that I want to tell
you about. I'm not gonna ask you to buy anything.
We're doing a promotion right now, and I'm just gonna

(40:23):
ask you to hear me out. We opened up a
huge new florial department. I don't know if you've seen it.
I am not. Okay, Well, it's huge and it's a
new floral apartment, and we're calling a few select Rewards
members today to let them know about it by offering
them a free bouquet of flowers that they can send
to anybody. No, thank you, I don't I don't have
anybody that I could send flowers to anyway, Well, I'm

(40:44):
not interested nobody at all. I mean, it's completely free.
We send it. It looks like it came from you,
not the grocery store. So if you have significant other,
your mom or your dad, your uncle, anybody you want, No,
I really don't. So we have another thing going on too.
Do you purchase alcohol ever from our store? Yeah? Yeah,

(41:08):
yeah I do. We also open up a new wine bar,
like a wine bar tasting area. Have you seen that? No?
I haven't seen that. Oh, well great. We're offering Rewards
members a kind of a couple sing a date night
thing where it's an exclusive VIP event for a few

(41:31):
of our Lucky Rewards members to for them and they
can bring a date to come to a wine tasting.
Would you like to do that instead? Yeah, I would
definitely be interested in something like that. Absolutely. Well that's
perfect then I would just I can put you down
and it is exclusive. There's only twenty five people being
invited to this, and you will be one of those

(41:53):
twenty five, you and a guest. I would need the
name of the person that you'd be bringing, if you
have that information right now? Oh, okay, that's nice. Um okay, yeah,
so ed me and you can add my friends. Carla,
that's my private plus one, you said, Carla, Carla. Wait yes,

(42:14):
wait wait wait, oh my god, you're our neighbor, Tiffany,
our neighbor. Oh whoa, what's going on here? Oh I'm sorry.
I'm not calling from a grocery store at all. This
is actually The Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My
name's Jewel, mine's Alex, mind's English Evan, and I'm Christian Grace.
Now and that's your girlfriend, Tiffany on the phone. Yeah, Hi,

(42:35):
your neighbor. Yeah, that's our neighbor. And I knew Macy
was trying to tell me something. This is insane. What
are you talking about, Masie for what? What? What's going on?
Oh my god, it was obvious Macy knew what she
was doing. I knew it. What's the hell is going on?
It's a radio show called The Jewel Show. Your girlfriend

(42:56):
thought you might be cheating on her, so she called,
so she emailed us to see if we could catch you.
And it seems like, yeah, you're being real neighborly with
the neighbor. Wow, neighborly. And she knew that you were
cheating because her dog was acting weird and like hiding,
and she knows that when like strange people come over
and you weren't smart enough to make the dog comfortable.
Would I just would, Brandon. I had this radio show.

(43:21):
I had this radio show call you. You're not getting it.
I had this radio show call you because I thought
maybe something was going on, maybe you were cheating because
my freaking dog was acting weird whenever she whenever I
would get home from working out, And I asked you
about it, and you were like, oh, you're flying to
me and you had Carla and our how that I'm

(43:45):
not really like, I'd nothing to go. What do you
tell me the truth? Tell me the truth? Answer me.
She's been over a couple of times. That's obviously disgusting.
Why are you going to take her to a wine
bar a little thing? Why not take your girlfriend, Tiffney
and she's married with children? Oh my god? Yeah, did

(44:08):
you sess in our house? How many times has she
been over? If you set her on my bed, you
are dead meat. It had only been a few times.
I'm sorry, tiff I love you weirda well, you know
who else is gonna be sorry? Or stupid kids when
they find out their mom's a horse. And I because
I'm going to tell the entire neighborhood where are you,

(44:30):
let's meet up. I can leave work, we could talk. No,
I'm not meeting up with you. I'm going straight to
Kinko's and I'm gonna bring up some posters that say,
hold onto your wives, Brandon, she's a cheater, and I'm
gonna put it all over the neighborhood with a picture
of both of you. Oh, I love that person. I
think that was a great idea. Yeah, Brandon, Brandon, No,

(44:54):
is he going He's probably going, Wow, Brandon sucks. Yeah,
he's probably go going to your house so that he
can take down those signs. Are you actually planning on
doing that? That was a great line either way? Yeah?
Why not? All right, Well, more power to you. Looks
like you got some stuff to do. And I'm really
sorry that you had to find this out, But at

(45:16):
least you know now so that you can move on
and you'll find someone who won't cheat on you. And
can I just say kudos to Macy, Thank you Macy.
Oh yeah, detective absolutely. So there's one poodle in the
world that I don't think is a total a hole
and it's yours. Yeah, thanks guys. Also about the posters
pix or it didn't happen. Yeah, yeah, there's some pictures

(45:39):
exactly to keep your head of girl. Have a good day, okay, thanks,
hopefully I wanted to send you pictures because hopefully it'll
go viral. Then Jebils show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Hi?
What does it sounds? Scared? Hello? Okay, what's up? You

(46:00):
haven't doing a little secret? Yes, I sure do. Well,
let's have it. Okay, this has to do with my
ex husband. Okay, when we were married, Um, I got
very suspicious that he was running around. So you when
you say running around, you don't mean like going for
like jogs when you didn't know, you mean running around

(46:21):
with other women. Oh yeah too, in fact doing Okay,
all right, and that's anyway. I got a little suspicious. So, well,
you know, the thing that catches everybody is technology. So
I started looking at the phone records and sure us,

(46:41):
there they were like two hour phone conversations to a woman,
multiple texts every day. So I thought I would get
a little even good. What happened, Well, I used to
take his toothbrush and clean the toilet with it for
how long? Amazing? Several times and once I even took

(47:06):
his tooth for brush and clean my that's amazing, he
said that I am so rarely I am speechless. His toothbrush.
That's not all I used to take. He could like
drink a gatoray and he wouldn't finish at all. Put

(47:27):
it back in the refrigerator. I go take urine and
put in it. You did it right, honestly, like, hey man,
he's cheating on you with two women. And instead of
just freaking out and divorcing him right away, that had
to do some fun. So did he gets I always
want to know. Did he get sick when you use
his toothbrush to clean and clean the toilet? No, he didn't,

(47:50):
But it was a pleasure to sit there and watch
him do it. Though that would be so awkward, like
he's cheating on you and you're just standing at the
counter while he brushing his teeth, just staring at him.
He's gonna be like, and she has no idea. She
loves me so much, she loves me so much. Brush
my teeth. I put. I put just as much year
and as I could in there without changing the taste

(48:10):
too much. Well, thank you, I mean it from the
bottom of my heart on this one. Thank you for
telling us it doesn't smell as tooth fresh. I actually
kind of envied this girl. I admire her commitment because
I had I had this planned. I wanted to get
my ex back one time. Yeah, but you didn't do it.

(48:32):
I didn't do it. I didn't follow through it. I way,
I'm not that creative. No, I wish no. So my
ex I hated his best friend. Okay, we did not
get along, and um, every year they always did their
annual friend trips that I was not included a national

(48:55):
real quick, like a year and a half, almost two years,
so there was like two trips in this time. But
there was also we were talking leading up to that.
So I think there were probably about three tricks throughout
this course of relationship, right, none of which I was
invited on. And also his friend and I we just
did not click. We tried, we did not click. And
I don't remember what he even did that made me mad.
But they had gone to Switzerland for a vacation. What Switzerland,

(49:17):
I don't know. Beautiful and somehow, because I'm very obsessed
with like, I'm like into like booking flights and I
just like my thing, right, So all my friends always
helped them with their travelering. I had their confirmation code
and they were in first class together. I went on
and was going to move his best friend's seat completely somewhere,

(49:37):
and that they would have been on like a twelve
hour flight completely separated. I had the seat clicked ready.
All I had to do was hit submit, and I'm like,
because I knew that he would know it was me,
I was like, you know what, let me not do that,
let me not ruin their day. Things come back to
get you. I did that before. I was on a
plane with someone I didn't want to sit next to.

(49:58):
So I moved their seat right because I had I
booked the ticket. So I was like, I'm gonna move
them so I don't want to sit next to them
because I don't feel like talking, right yeah, And so
I did, and I'm like sweet, and then they got
moved back, got them and moved them back next to me,
and it was very obvious I moved there seat. I
was like, oh man, now I'm a jerk. Jebile show
on demand, Brianna, You're Online four. Pretty cool. Huh yeah,

(50:25):
you know what else is cool? It's time too, Yeah,
it's time to be with Brianna Online four. Brianna Online
four to beat the britt Today. It is the only
American game show with the English guy answering trivia questions
with a weird German Dancy intro and Brianna, here we go.
We're gonna send English Evan out of the studio and

(50:47):
the game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and you have to beat
English Evan outright to win. Okay, got it? All right?
Here we go. Cat Are you a cat person? All right? Oh?
English Ivan as a cat person? So here we go.
Cat facts. You still won't know any of them, all right, Brianna,

(51:10):
Your time starts now. What is the name of a
group of kittens? A letter? What is a group of
cats called cat? Why do cats need the ground? Um?
So you land on their feet? How many breeds of
domesticated cats are there? Oh? See? Which was a cat?

(51:34):
And Tom and Jerry Harry and your time is up? Alrighty,
those are a lot harder than I expected them. To be.
Oh yeah, I don't think I could get one of those, right, Brianna.
I'm not sure how you did, but at least you
were thrown out answers. That's good. And this is the
time where we ask the contestant to tell something interesting

(51:55):
about themselves so we can get invested in them and
root for them to win. Brianna, what's something interesting about you? Um?
I love Sailor Moon. I'm like thirty two and I
still collect it. So Sailor Moon. I don't know what
that is? That anime? Right? Anime cartoons? Yeah, that's cool
my type of woman. I love anime too. And it
isn't Sailor Moon like saying their mate. I don't know,

(52:16):
isn't there? It's the three. It's the three women that
have like special abilities. Is that the one that's the
right one? Wha? I mean it's five? Yeah? Okay, I
don't even know. I might be lying. English talk about
the Powerpuff Girl. Fake. Nothing drives me more crazy than
a fake anime fan English. Evan, that's this guy? All right?

(52:36):
Here we go? All right? The category for today is
lucky you Evan cat facts Okay, I could do well, Yes,
I don't think so all right, these questions were a
lot harder than I expected them to be. Here we go.
Don't blame me, Evan. Your time starts. Now. What is
the name of a group of kittens a hood? What
is a group of cats called a mill? Why do

(53:00):
cats need the ground? Why do cats need to walk?
How many breeds of domesticated cats are there? Fifty two?
Which was a cat? And Tom and Jerry? Tom Tom
Well named Garfield's human dad, Jeff. All right, okay, time
is up. Wow. I think his last name was Arbuckle,

(53:22):
but I can't remember the first name. Anyway, let's find
out the answer. So in a second, let's go over
the answers in just one second. I think the most
hilarious question to me was why do cats need the ground?
I don't think the need that you're thinking is why
did they need it? You know, I thought it was
a sentence. Anyway, Let's send it over to the scoreboard, though,

(53:43):
went first, and see how you guys did with our
executive producer Brad down around the style. No, thank thank
you for playing on Brionni got zero. Okay, Yeah, that
was tough for me to listen to. M Evan. Yeah,

(54:04):
you because it was a fifty fifty shot got one. Yeah,
he showed have a half a point for that, but
it's still you still beat her out right, right? Which
one did you? Which one did you get? The Tom
from Tom and Jerry? Oh, okay, I knew that, but
it's okay, it's okay. I'm still going to send you
some spagger for playing along with Evan Brionn. I'm gonna

(54:25):
go over the answers, okay, so everybody knows all these answers.
Tough question, Get your cat facts right. What is the
name of a group of kittens a kindle? What's a kindle?
I don't know, you don't ask. What is a group
of cats called clouder? Clouder? Why it's a cloud? Why
do cats need the ground like k n E A

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D as a sign to produce milk for the mom?
They need the ground as a sign to produce milk. Yeah,
like babies cry, so then they're just like and then
give me that milk. The domesticated cats, you're in their
close and they're just like, give me some milk. Seventy
which was the cat and Tom and Jerry? Tom? Okay,
name Garfield's team and Dad John R. Buckle jep still

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hung up on the mom just thinking about a cat
just looking at just like me in the ground its closet.
Thanks for playing, Branda can try to get before leaves
because he quit for playing on some stuff you'll get
in the mail. It'll buy me like a kitten like
these mal Thanks for playing. Yeah, thanks for playing. And

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