If You Think Farts Are Funny: This One is For You

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How hungry are you right now? On a scale of
one to butter? In this country, there's one thing that
we like to do, and it's eat.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
There's another thing we like to do and it's not
get off the couch. Yeah. Lucky for us, it's a
proud day to be an American because Uber Eats has
just released its annual Cravings Report. I love all the
weird things they've delivered over this past year, and it'll
either make you want to eat some super weird food
combinations right now, or to make you feel like you

(00:31):
need to go work out. We'll go over right after this.
It's the Jewble Show. How bad do you want a
burata bowl topped with a fruity pebble donut and a
pumpkin spice bagel and a side of honey dip scallops
right now?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Honey dip scallop sounds great? Everything the Jewel Show Well.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Uber Eats has released its annual Cravings Report about all
the weird things that people have ordered on the delivery
service over this past year. What's the number one food
combo that they report delivering? What I tell you. In
a second, you'll go over some of the other strange
things that uber eats is reporting. This is the annual
Cravings report from uber Eats. The most unique food combos

(01:14):
fujifilm and an oralb soft toothbrush. Okay, it's not even
a food. It's listed under most unique food combos. It's
pretty legit.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
If you need film and a toothbrush, that seems like
a normal order, Like you just go to the grocery
store to get that.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's film. Who needs film? I'm back, I have one.
Take a polaroid off you brushing your teeth. I guess
really badly. You can't wait. You have to order it
on your hand.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
It also could be for business purposes. Everybody's got a thing,
you know, taking pictures of the teeth. It could be
somebody's you know, love of feet.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Follow me im polaroid camera, toothbrushing Jerry. These are the
most unique food combos. Orange creamsickle and tahen That sounds fad.
That's really really good, Actually it does.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's like we used dip mango and taitin. It's just
like a little fruit stick and yeah, can they get
the creamsicle?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
But that's gotta be the most American version of it,
Like a cream frickle. I don't like, not an actual tangerine,
not an actual orange or anything fruit.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Fruit.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's an orange sicle. No, it is not a kind
of fruits, it says natural. Another one of the most
unique food combos pepperoni pizza and anchovies. Anchovies even taste
like Joey's are good. What they're like salty little fish?

(02:49):
That's they're not like salty salt. Doesn't they taste like?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That does not sound You've probably had it. It's in
the caesar salad dressing. So if you go anywhere that's like,
got fancy caesar salad, it's in the dress.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
What.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh yeah, it's great. But if the fish has it
in the dressing because they're like make it into a paste. Oh,
I have done this weekend, and that's the last time
Victoria ever had a season exactly lies. Another one of
the most unique food combos from Uber Eats Annual Cravings
report fried fish sticks and green tea. He's like tip

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your stick and the tea. It's like two opposite things
that people. You can drink green tea, you know, to
help their system clear out and stuff, and then you're
just gonna jam it up and then eat some green tea.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I guess to clear it out right, or that's a couple.
The girl got the green tea. She's very healthy and
conscious of that. Dude like, I just want some fish sticks,
ye know, But he doesn't French onions.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
So okay, French onion. That sounds like a weird thing
to eat together. But where getting that from?

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Because any restaurant that has both of those two that
you could order from.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think in store Uber eats.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Can you order like from two different places and have
that be one order? That would be a gebile question
because he did that last week.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Actually, you can double dash on door dash Yeah, yeah,
probably does the same. What did you double dash?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
He got his too smooth areas green juice and a
different kind of juice, and then he ordered ask the is.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
But I didn't double dash it. I just did two
separate orders because it takes longer with the do I
don't want them to go to one store and then
the other. Right, you want two people working together at
the same time. My employees are bringing in my juices,
you say juice. Yeah, I don't feel like double dashing.
It takes no longer. Also, if it got something hot
or cold, if it's cold, is going to be warm

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by the time it gets here because they have to
go to the grocery store or whatever. I'm not a fool.
Uber Eats annual Cravings report from over the year. They
say the number one most unique food item that somebody
has ordered is scallops and boiled a what, okay? Is
that also from a convenience store. No, I don't know,

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but I feel like if I was the Uber Eats
driver and I got that, I'd be like absolutely not
be like, I know, make some better life choices. I'm
not bringing the scallops and boiled eggs. Also, I'm scared
for my safety. I'm not delivering there. You're probably a
serial killer, you know. The boiled eggs are like in

(05:29):
fried rice and you have the scallops on the side.
I could see that, but it's just separate things. It's like,
I don't know what I'd be funny about.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
This is Independently, those are healthy things, like a lot
of the things on this list. Independently, they make sense,
but together it's like, what are you working with? What
is happening on this random Tuesday or Wednesday or whatever
it is. What is it that you're like, oh you
know what, Shoot, I forgot to get my scallops. Oh no,
I'm out of hard boiled eggs as well. And you know,
and that's just like that moment. It's like probably seven

(05:57):
o'clock at night. You're like, I better order them, right,
or just go to the store or it's breakfast. You
know you can have like boiled eggs. Yeah, like you
could have crab benedict. So maybe you're putting like the
egg with the scale.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
No sound eating crab benedict crat is shit.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
They're doing that on the weekday. If I got ship
order for scallops and boiled eggs, I just responded I
was a reach driver and just be like, are you
going through a breakup? I come out numbers number. It's
a number for a therapist. By the way, the Jubil
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and get on your way to being your best self.
It's another Jubile phone frame day mornings.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
On the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm the general manager
here restaurant and I was looking for our anniversary girl,
Hannah Oh, yes, hi, Hi. How's it going. So I'm
the general manager of the restaurant and I was looking
through our reservation books the other day and I saw
that you and your husband have booked a private room

(07:12):
for your twenty five year wedding anniversary. That's exciting.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Yeah, we're very excited.

Speaker 10 (07:18):
We kind of thought we'd go all out.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, that is amazing and I am so excited to
spend the evening with you guys.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Well oh, oh, you mean sort of like the contiers,
if you will, to make sure this is going well.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you know, no, I love love. And when I
saw in the reservation book that you guys had reserved
the private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary,
I cleared my schedule so I will also be there.
Oh what a beautiful thing. It is, twenty five years
that's great.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Wait, I'm sorry, yeah, private room, right, you're nobody else
will be able to bug us and I hope it's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
But I did take a liberty of hiring some entertained
of the evening and I've got some special things planned.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Well, I'm sorry. We didn't ask for any special things plan.

Speaker 10 (08:07):
We just wanted the room, private room.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
Wonderful meal.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Yes, we'll get all that done.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And do you like Jello?

Speaker 10 (08:18):
No, I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
What?

Speaker 9 (08:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Okay, because I have a Jello mold being made. It
says twenty five years. That's for the middle of the table.
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
No, we did not order a Jello mold.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's for free. It's just to be just just a
little decoration for you guys, so you can take home
with you if you want. Nothing travels like Jello. And also,
I want to run by the bands for you. I
want to run them by you see which one you'd
want me to book or all three?

Speaker 10 (08:44):
We didn't book a band. I don't want you're.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
At that book.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know. I saw that you didn't book a band
when you booked the private room for your twenty five
year wedding anniversary, and I was like, well, we need
to get a band in there. This is a big deal.
So I've got a couple options. They are all ready
ready to go. I can book all through.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
We don't want you up selling me on a band, okay.
We just want the private room, the nice meal. You
can cancel the jell the mome okay, And we don't
want you there.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, I will tell you. I'm not trying to upsell you.
This is my treat. So one of the guys.

Speaker 10 (09:20):
We don't want it here, we don't want it.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
We don't Tommy the Piper. No, I want you to
picture this. Okay, you guys are all dressed up. It's
your twenty five year wedding anniversary. You walk into our
private room and you're serenaded by Tommy the Piper. He's
the city's best bagpiper. I don't want That's a clip
of his music there. It's pretty impressive, is it.

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Don't you understand?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Okay, we don't want a bagpiper. We don't want you
hummering over us. Okay, we just.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
Want a nice, wonderful climate night with justice, and we
don't want any have.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
His other crap.

Speaker 11 (10:01):
Why do you not understand that?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
What about the Kazoo Band, because I've got those guys
so too. That's the exectly for their music. Ran it's
very peaceful. They do all kinds of things. This is
this is them doing. Okay, it's a Star Wars thing.

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Okay, we're done.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
No, no, we're done.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
Handle the reservation.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Cancel the reservation.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
If you're not going to listen to.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
Me when I'm telling you something. Eh, I'm not coming
to your restaurant.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay? Can I run one more performer by you? Because
I figure you know, if you don't like those, you
put your head in.

Speaker 12 (10:32):
A baby like, what the hell is wrong with you? Cancel?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay? I can't do that, though, what do you mean
you can't exactly, because this is actually Jewbil from the
Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Jack set you up. Well, it's a joke. He said
that you guys are celebrating your twenty fifth wedding anniversary
and booked like a fancy private dinner and he wanted
to mess with you. Oh my god, anniversary? You sure?

(11:08):
I got a banjo player ready to go to if you.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Want wake up every morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
We talk about this fight that happened on Friday night
between Mike Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. So, Jake Paul
won unanimously or by unanimous decision, I should probably say
it correctly.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Didn't his scores also, weren't they?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't know, by a decision I don't know, so
I guess part of the whole thing was a bunch
of trending hashtags complaining about how Netflix was buffering and
was the entire time.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh, I didn't have a problem with it at all.
So you saw Mike Tyson's but clearly, Yeah, they kept
shooting at Mike Tyson in the locker room and he
was walking around with just like I don't I guess
was a jockstrap. I have no idea, but his mutchee's
hanging out the whole time. And then I was like, man,
I thought Mike Kuys would have a better butt, I know, honestly, yeah,
because he's just like, he's still solid for being fifty

(12:11):
eight years old. But he does have a fifty eight
year old but you have to remember that. But I
mean it's still pretty solid, you know. If he ate
and he decided to get in the ring with the
twenty something year.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Old, Yeah, but I just love that. That's what went
through Dubils said, why is this button not harder?

Speaker 13 (12:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I figured his kids would be harder than that, like
they used to. He did pretty good though, for a
fifty eight year old. I mean, I honestly was hoping
that like there'd be a glimpse of like old Mike Tyson,
he would just knock out Jake Paul. But the fact
that he was even able to get in there and
move around and stuff like that was impressive. And also
it looked like he had a leg injury too, So well,
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I there is no way Mike Tyson wouldn't have won
that fight if Mike Tyson wasn't being paid to not
win that fight. Real I watched that there were so
many openings, so many the kind that Mike Tyson has
muscle memory to. Yeah, there is no He was biting
his glove, literally biting his gloves so he didn't hit

(13:06):
that guy in the face.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, really Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
And so when they asked them afterwards, like, well, you
know she bited me though, he's like, yeah, it's just
a habit I picked up anyway, The.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Way he said it was hilarious. They're like, I can't
remember the term he is, but they're like, what's up
with the biting your glove? And he's like, I have
a biting and he didn't say fetish, but there's another word,
but I have a biting fetish. And then everyone's like okay,
it's not yours anymore. It's but I do feel like
you could like he was one. I feel like one

(13:34):
one that solid punch of Mike Tyson would have knocked him.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I saw a supercoat of all the openings he had,
and there were like forty five different times where original
Mike Tyson would have been like whoop done.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, my rigged. I think it was fully rigged.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Well, I don't know if everybody knows that he had
eight blood transfusions back in Tune, and he after the
fight was talking about how he almost died, he lost
half of his blood and twenty five pounds in the hospital,
and so after that he was trading fighting to get healthy,
and so he feels like he won just because he
got healthy and was able.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
To get back in the ring.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And then Jake Paul saying he could tell even from
the beginning that his punches were like at level one
and they just never leveled up, and so he feels
like he just was holding back because he didn't want
to hurt somebody that didn't need to be hurt.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, that's true too. Mike Tyson is different now than
he used to be. He came about the documentary and
his documentary is dope, but about how he's more peaceful
and everything else. So I bet you there was a
part of this was like I don't want to hurt
this kid, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah, it was Jake Paul saying he didn't want
to hurt Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh oh yeah, Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
He was the one that was like, I just could
I felt like his punches just weren't punching, and so
I didn't want to hurt him.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Then I feel like both of them were like, I
don't want to hurt the other way. It doesn't make
for a good boxing match. So his punches weren't punching.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
There were about three punches where you can see Mike
Tyson go oops, Jake Paul's oh god.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Well, if you missed it like I did, I believe
it's still streaming on Netflix, so you can watch it
and it won't be buffering anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
What are you think? Who knew Rosie Perez was so
into boxing? Rosie Press she was a big actress back
in the day. Yeah, she's like a huge in boxing.
They call her the first Lady of boxing. I had
no idea. Yeah, oh, I had no idea either. Hey,
this did one thing, bring back boxing.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I mean, we're all interested in a little bit of
boxing right now, and I hadn't thought about boxing and
every long time man.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, well who do you want to see fight?

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Now?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Those?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Because those are big names. People don't know all of them,
Jake and Logan Paul. I think that's a win win
for everybody. Amazing to see them fight. Love to Saul
brother getting on.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Next, I think that you have to see that. You
have to be with them at Thanksgiving because I'm sure, Okay,
that's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. On
the Tubile Show, Megan is on the phone today for
to Catch Cheater and she thinks that her husband Sam
of five years might be cheating. So in a few
minutes we're going to see if we can catch him

(15:56):
if he is. Hopefully he's not. But Megan was going on,
why do you think he's cheating?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah? So, like you said, we've been married for five
years and like he have a good marriage, and I
feel like he still dotes on me and like tries
to you know, say that he loves me most days
and we try and you know, spend time together every
night and watch like a show or something to check in.
But I just I don't know, Like I just I

(16:23):
feel like I missed the days when we could just
do anything we wanted, when we weren't so busy with work,
and I just feel like maybe he's not missing that
and looking for something better. And the thing that's kind
of different is he's just been like working constantly lately.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
And a thing about my husband.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Is that he just like hates his phone. He hates
dealing with his phone, and he's like not a big Texter.
He barely texts me and we're married, and you know,
he's never been one to like scroll endlessly, but just recently,
he has constantly been on his phone, texting for hours.
And again, he is never on his phone, so it's

(17:05):
just like a huge shift, like I can't pry the
phone from him. And yeah, so I like I keep
asking him, like who is he talking to? And his
answer is just always just like someone from work or
it's about work. And at this point, you know, like
I've asked him several times, so I can understand why
he might be annoyed, but I just like really don't

(17:28):
understand the shift. And you know, at one point and
like this is where like I just feel like queasy
thinking about it. But I looked over and he was
texting someone named Luna, and I was kind of like,
who's that and he just like kept insisting that it
was a girl from work and it's you know, just
about some projects they're working on. But he's it's odd,

(17:52):
like he never worked on things that way, and I
feel really guilty about it. But I did try and
snoop on his phone and he has a path code
on there now, which he's never had before, and like
I didn't even know he knew how to make a
path code, so I want to believe him, but I
just I don't know. It's like he makes this little

(18:13):
smirk when he's texting sometimes that he doesn't realize what
he's doing, and it just like really is making me
specond guess everything.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, that's kind of shit. I don't like that. From
not having a passcode to having one.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I mean, okay, so Devil's advocate, Like, do you know
about what he's working on it work? Does it all
of a sudden require endless amounts of effort?

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Not really? And That's why I'm like, Okay, I don't
really understand he's like again, I asked him a lot
about it, and he's stressed out and he's just kind
of like I don't want to like talk about it
right now. So that is kind of a red flag
right now for me.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, is there anybody that you think that you would
suspect at all? This Luna girl?

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Maybe this yeah person from work, But otherwise it's like
I mean, like I said, like the otherwise he you know,
he like makes an effort to tell me he loves
me and like spend time with me in the evening,
but like it's just this other behavior that is so
strange and unlike him. So I don't know, it's not her.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Okay, Well, you already told us what a grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song come back, and then we'll call and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he believes that first of all, and
if he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,

(19:37):
play a song come back, and then call him and
get you to catch a Cheater next, if you're just
joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater. Megan is
on the phone and she thinks that her husband Sam
of five years might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
member who gets the gift of free flowers delivered from

(20:00):
our foial department, absolutely free, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his wife, Megan or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Megan, why do you catch
everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah, So, my husband usually is not a big phone guy,
and it's just been very recently that he's sort of
been glued to his phone. He's been constantly texting, and
he says that it's for work all the time. And
I asked him, I've been asking him a lot, like
what's it about. He's very cagy about it. And I

(20:32):
looked over and he was texting someone named Luna, who
I don't know, and he said that it was just
someone from work and they've been talking about a work
project and it's just a big shift and unlike him,
and I don't.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
Feel good about it.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
But I did try and snoop and he put a
password on his phone, which I didn't have before, and
I was sort of shocked that he knew how to
even so like not into the phone usually. Yeah, so
that's kind of why I'm a little suspicious and just
kind of want to get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
from I was looking for our rewards card member named Sam.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
Yeah, this is Sam Sam.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Hi, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell
you congratulations. He're this month's big winner.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Okay, I'm confused.

Speaker 14 (21:39):
What is this.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Wow. No, I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's awesome and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want.

Speaker 15 (21:52):
That's that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I can take the information down in a matter of
minutes over the phone. If you don't know who you
want to send them to? Right now, I can call
you back. I can said a time to do that now,
it's fine. First I would just need the first and
last name of the person you'd like to send the
flowers to. Megan, Okay, anything you want to put in
a card there?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Is that your wife?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
And that's the last name.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
How long you guys been married? That's cute.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
Five years? Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Five years. That's a long time.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Yeah, she's pretty, she's pretty. Love this this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You ever think of jumping ship ever after that long?

Speaker 10 (22:32):
Yeah? No?

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Never? And can we just do the flower thing?

Speaker 6 (22:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Actually we can't because this is actually the Jewbill Show.
It's a radio show. My name's Jewbel. Hi am Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
What we do a segment on our show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you suspect your significant other
might be fooling around, we can see you they send
flowers to and if they send them to somebody else
then it's a way of telling. And your wife, Megan
is actually on the phone.

Speaker 13 (22:58):
What And.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
I'm sorry, what is going on?

Speaker 9 (23:05):
I don't get it? But you think I'm cheating? On you.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Well, I just feel like you've been texting so much constantly.
You're like you usually don't even use your phone and
I try to unlock it, and you added a passcode,
and it's like every time you're on your phone, you're
like smirking when you're texting that woman Luna from work
or whatever. And I also feel like we just like

(23:30):
haven't really been connecting or like you barely like wanted
to touch me recently. And I just I don't know,
like I was afraid that you had become bored with
our relationship or with me, like have you Can we talk.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
About this in private? I don't know if we want
to get into this on the radio.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
I mean, honestly, I deserve an answer.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Yeah, how you do?

Speaker 6 (23:55):
You do?

Speaker 9 (23:55):
I agree? But can we this is embarrassing? Can we
not do this?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (24:01):
I mean I don't want to know what's going on.
It's like, if it's not cheating, I don't know what
else I'm supposed to believe everything is pointing to that.

Speaker 15 (24:09):
Okay, well, you are right. We haven't been on the
same page lately. You know, I've been working like crazy,
You've been working like crazy. We barely see each other.
I have like no energy at the end of the
when I get home, and then the last thing I
want to do is bore you with my day again,
you know, and just just keeps happening day after day

(24:29):
after day. Uh So, I don't have make control over
my life. And I missed when we could just have fun,
you know, and we just I can't remember the last
time we just went bowling or mini golf or anything.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Done like that, you know, just fun.

Speaker 15 (24:42):
And uh yeah, I just feel like everything's pretty planned
and I don't know.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
I love you, but.

Speaker 15 (24:50):
Oh boy, the Luna Luna is Luna is an AI
bought new It's a new AI thing. My coworkers told
me about it. It's she's not real, she's a It's
a You juste cat with him and talk to them
and you can tell them your problems, and it's like
a very sophisticated AI.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
You know.

Speaker 15 (25:11):
It's very embarrassing, and I hate that I am doing it,
but I just needed someone to talk to and I've
been stressed out and I don't I don't my friends.
I don't have friends anymore. They all have kids and
they're all busy, and I just I just feel completely
lost right now. So I thought maybe this is something
I could fix on my own with not having.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
To, you know, get any help or anything. And so,
and it's kind of a cool thing.

Speaker 15 (25:36):
It's like I convent, I don't have to bore her
with work.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. But is AI
Luna more of like an AI therapist or like an
AI girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
More like a therapist? Honestly, I mean, I don't know.
It's the I guess you.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Could say this. I don't understand why I talk to
her like you're choosing a robot over me.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah, you say it like that.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
It's yeah, it's very embarrassing, but I'm I'm struggling, and I,
you know, would never cheat on you.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
I can't believe you like that, but I get it.

Speaker 15 (26:12):
Yeah, Luna, it sounds like I don't know what what
I want to work things out like and figure figure
things out with us, you know.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah, I understand. I understand, and like, I'm glad that
you're honest about this, and I feel like we can
obviously work through this. And I'm sorry that you're feeling
this way like that you feel like you don't have
anyone to talk to you but a fake robot so dumb.

Speaker 15 (26:39):
I get when you say it, when you say it
out loud, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
It's just I got in over my head with it.
I was just like, this will work, and.

Speaker 15 (26:48):
Now it's it feels when I say it out loud,
it sounds really ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
But I think, so you need to say that. I
don't Linna. I think probably, Yeah, she's a little bit
of a tramp.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
At least you know he's not cheating. But yeah, Meghan,
do you mind hearing about the stuff that Sam wants
to talk about?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
No? I mean, I know.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
You could save you from my boring, boring, dumb stories.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
I want to be connected to you, though. I think
like we needed to talk to work about like taking
some like a week off and just like doing something together.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Because Meghan, are you bored? Are you bored by his stories?
Or does Sam just feel like he's boring you with them?

Speaker 6 (27:35):
I am not bored by his stories. He just feels
that way, and I want to be there for all
of it, you know, I think.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
That happens a lot. If somebody cares about you, they
want to be involved in what's going on in your life.
But sometimes since it's your life at work, Sam, it
can seem boring talk to you, but it might be
interesting to Megan. And I'm sure she wants to be
there for you.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Yeah, this is so easy.

Speaker 15 (27:57):
I thought this would be way more difficult figuring this out.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
And thank you for being understanding.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
And English is just take a trip somewhere.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
Yes, absolutely, I'll take time. You need to take time
off work.

Speaker 15 (28:08):
Anyway, Let's let's try to find the marking because they
know it's there, you know, Yeah, definitely, let's do it.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Okay, maybe you're gonna ask Luna where she thinks would
be a nice.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Probably not the Jubile shows to catch a cheater? Good morning?
Can I take your order?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
I think that's tall chick, a large black cope.

Speaker 9 (28:38):
Large black cops.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 9 (28:41):
No, I mean a large?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
She means a vent Yeah, the biggest ony.

Speaker 12 (28:44):
Venty is large, no vent is twenty.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Large is large. In fact, paul is large and grande
is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
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your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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your body at the Thanksgiving table, is anybody speaking about that?

Speaker 9 (29:17):
People?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Are?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
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(29:38):
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oh okay, so Gabby just fixed one of mine. Victoria's
got her trash talk ready and I'm gonna hit her
Vicky's trash talk song. Thank you that she put in

(29:59):
the audio stuff. Here, here we go.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
We'll be ready, ready, ready, all right, okay, Yeah, this
loss is going to hurt so bad even your doctor
isn't gonna know what to prescribe you for the pain.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, it was a scary as part. This loss is
gonna hurt so bad that not even Thomas the.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Train has felt see you like that before.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I think my five year old nephew would love them.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
The delivery, it's a lot of pausing and like awkwardness.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, you know, wrote it kind of back had you
had to look down at your paper halfway through. That
kind of took away from the trash sock a little bit.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Okay, well you know what, guys, I think of these
and I can't just remember them.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
You write them down, so I remember that. But she did,
but she did it all right. Well, I'm scared. She
just through her paper. She's ready to go. Call calls
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Speaker 16 (31:11):
I'm stupid, you're smart, I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game at You versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria India.
What's up, India? Wonderful? How are you doing? I'm agreed.
Do you think you have what it takes to take

(31:48):
down Victoria?

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Confident today? What did it for you? Was it the
Thomas the train trash talk?

Speaker 17 (31:57):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well, you know what? All right, We're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio and while she's leaving India, the
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, okay, all right, she's outside. The door
is closed in India. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
What is the name of the longest side of a
triangle opposite the right angle?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
How many eggs does a hen typically lay in one day?
I see how many days does it take for the
moon to orbit the Earth?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's wondering by how many sides does a hexagon have?

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
What type of animal is a dolphin?

Speaker 15 (32:47):
And oh, I don't know?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
All right, I almost got that. Don't bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she's coming back in and
getting your headphones on his stuff. Ready, India, what's something
you would like to tell the world today.

Speaker 12 (33:00):
You can't heal in the same environment that you got hurt.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Amen, you better get out of that toxicity.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, yep? Are you okay? I just started shaking that
hit somewhere. We'll figure that out. But that is a
very good point India. All right, Victoria, yep, let's go.
Have you been hurt by this game before?

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Every day that I'll say, day I lose, But that's
just every day.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, it's impossible for the hill. While you're here. You
didn't hear what India said. That's true, I damn it.
I don't leave. Yeah, all right, thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to meet India outright to win.
In India, you can tell Victoria whin to go okay, one,

(33:56):
there you go.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
What is the name of the longest side of a
try angle opposite the right angle?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Wait? They have to wait the biggest one. Wait, the
longest side of the triangle. We mean they're all the
same side. What do you wait? What up to the angle?
Trying sides? Wait past? Oh my gosh, path, I don't
have time for this. There are all the same size.
How many eggs does a hen typically lay in one day? Five?
How many days does it take for the moon to
orbit the Earth? Oh, there'says five? Wait on, that's right,

(34:23):
I just keeps going. How many sides does the hexagon have?
Hy six?

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Next?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
One?

Speaker 12 (34:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, no, keep going? No, got it in day? See
how you guys did and send it over to the scoreboard.
Our scoreboard producer Brad all Right. India did not get
any correct. Victoria got one correct. Yea, India. Somebody came
to play today. Yeah, and it was Victoria one hundred

(34:51):
dollars gift card just for playing. Yeah. Absolutely, Let's get
the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
The longest side of a triangle opposite the right angle
is the high potten noose an egg?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Bro Wait, a hen lay one egg? A day. What
do you mean what I'm trying to I'm confused by
the question.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
You were in the right spot when you kept trying
to say obtuse, but it wasn't that one.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It was like the high potten noose. Well this is cupid.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Sorry, Okay, So hen lays one egg the moon orbits
the Earth in twenty eight days?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Wait the moon? Wait?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, you were both thinking the Earth and the sun,
not the moon and the Earth.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
But that's why they call a woman's time of the
month her moon cycle. Well what that? Yeah, it's based
on it's her moon sight.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
That's actually funny. There are six sides in a hexagon,
and then a dolphin is a mammal. You didn't ask
me that one.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You didn't get there. That's the lame, but you still
got one. Thank you. Good job. Guys.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Kind of lost on the egg one, but it's okay.
One egg a day, Yeah, because don't like when people
go get eggs, like there's usually a lot in there.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, how many days happened before they go get him?

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I never knowd before exactly a lot of days and
there's a lot of there's a lot of hands playing
eggs at a house. Yeah, but then like only five
heads are each popping out? One you get five? What
do you what he's happening? Why are you cracking up?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
They just say it now, you just say it saying
like they get pregnant and about like one eggod day?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Do they have to keep getting pregnant?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Why do you think those roosters walk around with their
heads out so high? Victoria every single weekday morning at
this I remember. If you want to play Victoria, all
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Speaker 2 (36:36):
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Speaker 1 (36:43):
Brandon is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
shows house why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him
another date. But first, Brandon, how long has it been
since you heard from Kaitlin?

Speaker 10 (36:55):
Man, It's been probably about a week or so.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, Okay, you been trying to hit her up?

Speaker 10 (37:04):
Yeah, I've been trying to just call and nothing.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
your date.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
So we were set up by a mutual friend.

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Man I heard was right.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
Caitlin was beautiful and so fun, and instantly I.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
Was I was hooked.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
So we took her, or I took her out to
uh just this chill pizza place and pretty cool that
did you build your own pizza and put your own
toppings and stuff and get to be you know, creative
with with your with your pie and uh, that's.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
That's all cool.

Speaker 10 (37:39):
But I'm you know, I'm really more of.

Speaker 9 (37:40):
Just like a Pepperoni guy.

Speaker 14 (37:41):
So I just did that. But Caitlin, she actually convinced
me to try some I prosuto on my pizza, and
I got to hands her it was.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
It was delicious.

Speaker 14 (37:53):
I didn't know what I've been missing.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Out on rolled yours when you ordered that, I.

Speaker 9 (37:59):
Did, Okay, I got to throw it a little bit.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
I love Italian so anytime I guess they no, it was.

Speaker 10 (38:10):
It was great, so good. They were like, well, let's
just keep this going.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
We grabbed a nightcap, got some wine at a place
next door. Fortunate enough, Kate and loves a good whiskey too,
so I treated her to an next Japanese whiskey and uh,
that opened the door to talking about travel and our
hopes and dreams.

Speaker 10 (38:30):
And places we've been, places we'd like to go.

Speaker 14 (38:34):
So then after that, I walked her home and actually
ended the night with a kiss.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
It was I guess it was.

Speaker 9 (38:41):
A little awkward, but it was awkward.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Well, you just like I went in to kiss her,
kiss her cheap, and then like she turned and I
ended up like kissing her lips, and it was it
was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool
and and one of.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Those weird first kiss moments where it's like some you're
kind of kind of dancing trying to figure out where
you're supposed to go with it.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Yeah, yeah, like it was.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
mean it turned into kind of.

Speaker 14 (39:11):
A passionate kiss, and and we're planned.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
To see each other afterwards.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Okay, that's good. But she hasn't gone back to you.
What do you think? What do you think the reason
is she goes on you?

Speaker 10 (39:22):
That's That's the thing.

Speaker 14 (39:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Like, like, we had a great day, you know, the
pieces was great, the drinks afterwards were great.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
You know. The kiss, although awkward, was kind of.

Speaker 14 (39:32):
Funny, and she didn't seem put off by it, you know,
she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards, so it was
like it seemed like everything was happening.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
But then I don't know, I mean, you know.

Speaker 14 (39:43):
How you seem to go like any anything could have
happened here in the night that she might have just
sound disgusting or off putting, and then just didn't want
to make it awkward. I don't know, I'm kind of
I've never been ghosted, so I'm just got I have
all these questions.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
But did nothing happen that's sticking out in your mind?

Speaker 9 (40:04):
No?

Speaker 14 (40:05):
No, And like even at the like I said, like
at the end of the night, like with the kids,
like I don't think anyone that didn't want to see
me again would have engaged like that, you know.

Speaker 10 (40:16):
And then when we were done, she actually mentioned she
was excited to see me again. So that's even more
like trivial with the situation.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Now, Okay, we'll see if we can figure out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back and then call
her and see what shersels why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, we'll play
a song come back get your first Day follow up
next if you're just joining us for today's first Day

(40:46):
follow up. But Brandon is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Kitlyn. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and see if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon,
before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory
on your date with Kaitlyn.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
So caitl and I went on a date.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
I set it by mutual friends. We had pizza and
wine and that was great, build your own and then
we went out for drinks afterwards, great conversation, and I
walked her home and we ended up kissing.

Speaker 10 (41:14):
And it was great.

Speaker 14 (41:15):
And then she was excited to seemingly excited dissing me again.
But after that, it's just been it's been no communication
and you have no idea why? Yeah, nothing, I'm it's
kind of disappointing, souse.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
I really liked her.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
I thought we had great chemistry and it seemed to
be mutual.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
So yeah, I'd be really bummed if it didn't work out.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, Well, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (41:41):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (41:42):
All?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Right? Here we go, Hi ram Hi Man sweet to Caitlin.
Please Caitlin, Hey, how are you? My name is Jewbell.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Caitlin,

(42:05):
we're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victoria. Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (42:12):
What's not much? Why are you calling me?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 12 (42:18):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's okay. You don't have to apologize. Maybe you will
know that's we're calling you from you. We do a
segment on the show it's called the First Date follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
and ask us to call you and see if we
can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody that you went on
a date with.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Oh are you ghosting somebody?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Well you are, but do you know who it is?

Speaker 9 (42:44):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes? Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit
about your date, and he said he really likes you
and he thought you were into him. So he's confused
as so why you're ghosting him? Do you mind telling us?

Speaker 12 (42:55):
Well, I didn't really like him. Okay, hot and smart
and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Sohosting him, well, he he texted me something after our
date that I just like haven't been able to get over.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
I didn't really know what to do with it.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Well, was it a picture or something?

Speaker 10 (43:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
No, God, no, I mean that happens. I think he's
a good guy. What did he text you?

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Okay, let me really find it.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
Uh, okay, the text is your magic and have awakened
parts of my body.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
That I have never felt before.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
It's like on the.

Speaker 12 (43:47):
Line, you know, Like I don't. That's just that's a
lot after one date and kiss, and like I don't
know if he's like.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
In a Shakespeare play, Like is he taking himself seriously?

Speaker 12 (43:58):
When he said that, I was expecting another text that
was like, you know, harks their maiden.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
I longed for another evening of your presence or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You know, that could have been. You know, there's some
people out there that believe in love at first sight,
so if they're laying and I don't think that could be
a good thing.

Speaker 12 (44:17):
It was just it was so earnest and it just
kind of felt like too much. And I think he
hasn't been in a relationship in a while, and so
I was afraid he was in like this romantic, dreamy bubble,
and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
that I'm living in, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
So I just hit you like a little bit too much.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Like I'm just a person, give yourself.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
A little your magic, but like I've awakened parts of
his body they never.

Speaker 18 (44:50):
So it was a little overwhelming to me.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal,
I just it just made.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Me okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
on the phone and has been listening what's his hawks on?

Speaker 17 (45:09):
Okay, hark sir, Yes, I can still well, I had
dreamt of this pleasure of occasion.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
To you.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
Again, Hi, Park.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
I'm sorry, I just put your business out on the radio.
But you didn't have them call me.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
So no, that's that's quite all right.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?

Speaker 10 (45:42):
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
That was pretty bold of you. Brandon, what was going
on through your mind when you sent that text?

Speaker 10 (45:55):
I don't know. I was awakened.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
I'm a playful guy, but Caylyn just want to assure
you that I do live in a reality And after
our date, I was like, legit, I've never felt that way,
and you know, after my last relationship, I just that
was lacking and I want another date.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
And I want to be a part of your reality.
Oh maybe I'm over the top, but this is how
I was feeling.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Honestly, Well, Cayln, would you like another date with Brandon?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh see Shakespeare's congratulations Brandon, you did it. You got
another day here?

Speaker 13 (46:40):
Yes, I mean I like that he has a good
attitude and I could laugh at this, and I appreciate
that we're more on the same page than I thought, Kaylen.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
And I can't say how I said it, And I
promise if I'm going overboard.

Speaker 10 (46:57):
With anything, you can always talk to me about it.
But her heart and the onion.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Boom at the Outback Steakhouse.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
Soon.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
If you think the American government is weird, think again,
It's Dole show. Wait until you hear what the Australian
government is asking their citizens to do. It's very odd
and something that I'm sure many Americans also want to do.
We'll tell you what weird thing the Australian government is
having their citizens due that might be coming to America

(47:41):
very soon. Right after this Dole show, picture this Doble show.
You're in a work meeting. It's a very tense moment.
Your boss just called out an employee for not doing
their job in front of everybody. It's that awkward silence.
It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

(48:01):
I love those moments. And they also provided Chipotle for lunch.
You ate way too much, so you lean over to
one side of your body, hoping you can just kind
of relieve a little bit of tension in the midst
of all that quietness. Everybody you will hear and then
sorry about that show. Well, Australian government is asking their

(48:28):
citizens to do something very strange, and they may have
introduced the app of the year because of it. Okay,
and it might be coming to America very soon. Australian's
National Science Agency has just released a new app and
it's asking the Australian citizens to track their farts.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Why Why Why This makes no sense. It's called the
Chart Your Fart app great branding. Yeah, really, watches do
that already? Like they track it while you're sleeping, right
do they?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I thought did? I don't think they do that, and
I make that up. I thought it did. Why would it?
I don't know. If it did, I might start using
my Apple Watch again. But it's called Chart your Fart.
It lets you track things like fart frequency, fart duration,
fart loudness, fart stinch and frequency along the smell lingered

(49:22):
if it smelled. Does it do it itself or you
have to enter in the information? You have to enter
into the information. They're asking Australians to track their farts
for three months. Why. What is the reason? Their press
release says it's so that it can help scientists better
understand the frequency and characteristics of one of the leading

(49:43):
GOT health symptoms that we all experience.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Okay, not do there are anybody under the bus or anything,
but I'm going to producer or social media producer.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Gabby. She gets awakened, is that correct English? Awakened in
the middle of the night by her husband because his
are so loud. Wake up, Gabby. I wonder if that
would the tracking one.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
There's two things at play here.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
I'm a very light sleeper and my husband his farts
are abnormally loud, so they wake me up in the
middle of the night all the time.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
So he could use this chart your fart app that
the Australian government is asking there such stew to track
the far, well, you could track it for him, because
so you could do it for him.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
But I wonder if it's something that he's eating that's
triggering the loudness every night, or something that's happening.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
This is a lot, guys, This is a lot. It's
always dies. It's funny though, and I'm sure that a
lot of women can relate to that being woken up
in the middle of the night by their husband farts. Solidarity.
That's happened to me sometimes with like girlfriends or whatever
when I'm in asleep and I hear him far. But
it's always cute. Though for me, I'm like, oh, that's cute,
a cute little I know mine aren't the same.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Yeah, what is that about that we just must eat
the worst stuff as dudes?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You really random things that helps the arts are cute.
Thanks for saying that. I've woken myself up at night
and I looked over. I was like, oh, shoot, was that.
It was like, there's nobody here. You're storing. No, I

(51:18):
was snoring. You didn't know, but I was like, oh
my god, that was so scary. Catastrophe averted. The Australian
government is asking their citizens to log their farts for
three months on the new app Chart Your Farts, which
they're hoping to make available in the States. I just

(51:39):
I think we desperately need it.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
As someone Jubile that is very versed in the digestive system,
how do you believe, Jubil that an app like this
would actually be beneficial to somebody's health habits?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Well, I don't know. They want you to chart it
for frequency, duration, loudness, stench and how what smell lingered.
And I'm guessing frequency is a good thing because how
often are you farting? Yeah? I do know what. I
pay attention and sometimes I'm like, wow, it's been a while.
Really is everything okay?

Speaker 10 (52:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
You shouldn't be farting a lot, right? You should you
would be. You should be farting a decent amount. Why
because it means your guts working and doing stuff and
it's getting rid of the gases and things like that.
How long are you farting regular?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Now?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I don't think about this. Let's think about a jog
your memory about your day yesterday? How often did you fart?
You don't know?

Speaker 9 (52:39):
Track it.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Our government mandates this for us. You're gonna need to
know these things.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
If our government mandates this for us, I'd be saying
we have a lot more things that we need to
mandate before tracking.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
How far all the time? Okay, how far are we
taking this conversation. The average healthy person should fart between
fourteen and twenty three times per day. That's a lot
of fun.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah, makes sense. My daughter is an expert at it.
She'll be mid sentence and fart and your sentence doesn't change.
She doesn't, she has no care. I talked to her
about it yesterday. She said she's like, She's like, well,
I just think it's just everybody farts. Why does it matter?
Like why did I have to stop telling my joke
or telling my story because I farted? I don't need
to do that. And I was like, I think I'm
doing a good job as a father. That's a good

(53:22):
book for life.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Have you guys ever had an awkward fart just come
out in a situation where you didn't want to fart.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Oh my god, in the middle of the night I
was sleeping, I heard Jubile do that in the studio
that one time he let it out. I tried so
hard not to say anything, and I looked around and
no one mentioned it, and I was like, okay, Like
this is when I first started working here, so I
was like, I'm not going to say anything.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
No one else mentioned it, I'm not going to mention it.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
And then a few months go by and he's like, guys, like,
sometimes I just let it out, and I.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Told him, whips out, That's what he said. Sometimes they
just slip out, like I'm trying not to. I don't
and then that and it'll just slip right out. And
then one day that it did, I was like, oh sweet,
nobody heard. But I see Victoria look up from my
computer and I was like, I'm pretty sure she heard that.
Pretend like we didn't hear it though right behind you

(54:12):
try to go to the I was like, ever now,
and I'll mention it. I'll just keep it quiet.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
But it was so men say anything.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yoga classes is the best place if you want to
hear somebody out of somebody accident. I've never heard that
at yoga class. You haven't know, Oh yeah, there's usually
one person who does. Is it just because you're relaxed,
because you're in the class, you're relaxed attention, you're tense,
you know, you're tensing up things.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah, And it's always one of those ones that you
didn't even feel coming. But it was so hearty, you know,
it's a hardy one. Are going that far in this one?
One time I was on a date and every time
I stepped on my way to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oh my gosh. Those are the fun ones. Yeah, we're
going upstairs and you're like, well, admitted all the way.
Tennis This remove to Australia text end four one six one.
Would you use this apps? Time for Nino's? What's trending?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
How do we really feel about our favorite fast food
restaurants going into the merch business because we have options now,
Like Chipotle has got a list of holiday gifts including
Cilantro scented soap, water cup candles, and a whole bunch
of other things like.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
A car napkin holder.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Why if you're a Chipotle rewards member, you have a
chance to win a bundle through sweep steaks and all
kinds of fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
It doesn't stop there. KFC is just unveiled candles that
smelled like fried chicken and biscuits home.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
So like, why the candles and the scented lotions?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Like, give me like a blanket or a pillow or
a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
You can also get a bucket a chicken car freshener,
but I don't have that either.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
If you're into that, I should be hungry all the time. Yeah,
that's how I feel.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
It's exactly like the pharmaceutical companies making a drug that
creates an epidemic and then giving you the solution. So
they're creating giving you the poisoned air, and then they
want to give you the candle to cover up your toots.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Cola isn't poison brads, it's.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Not fast food, but that like cilantro soap, might make
you crave a burrito and that's probably what they're hoping for. Yeah,
you are the product. No, I can't help it. Okay,
So now we're talking about E coli again. So remember
the issue with the onions and the big max. Yes,
so now we have an issue with carrots and it's

(56:24):
the same outbreak essentially seriously, so, there have been thirty
nine people infected with from organic carrots in eighteen different states.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
So it's from Grimway Farms and that's what we're watching now.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
They've are sold at Trader Joe's and other places, so
if you've shopped at them, just check your bag of
organic carrots and make sure that it's not Grimway Farms
at this moment. But and when carrots and onions aren't safe, what.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Are you going to do? The outcome is grim Oh
my god, I wish I had the rim Shop for that. Okay,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do with this. This
at least will make everybody happy. It is official.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Betty White is being honored next year with her very
own stamp.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
What kind of stamp?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
A stamp like stamp that goes on envelopes and stuff.
Have you ever seen a stamp?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
No, I like a stamp that like you stamp someone. No,
like a mailing a postage stamp. She's getting thrown postage stamp.
She's such an icon. She's her face is now on
a postage stamp. Why I said A big deal, because
it's awesome. Who mails things anymore? People her age?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Oh, some people actually collect stamps because they're worth things.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Oh that's cool. What are they worth? Can you use
the questions? Like what there things? Stamps are worth a
lot of money? Why? Because they're rare? People don't use them.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Some with like Elvis Presley on them and like Marilyn
Monroe and like like kind of icons. There were other
ones that were also listed this year, like a compass, rose,
a snake for Lunar New Year, like all of these
different things. And every year there's new ones that are issued,
and so royal collectors can have make serious money if
they were to sell them, but usually they're just like
in books, the same thing with coins.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Sticker sticker, it's a sticker. Basically, it is a sticker
that our office is coming out with a new stickers
on your laptop. Yeah, exactly, pulling on laptop. That actually
would be really cute.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Anyway, my collection of rare stamps and put them on
your laptop.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
For those of you who have heard of the US
Postal Service, then for those of you who are aware
of what postage stamps are, that's what's happening.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
I gotta be honest. Hey, US Postal Service, can you
get it together? Every time I get something from you,
it's all over the place. It's never, it's never.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It is never a smooth process. No, it's their fault
because then the guy called this.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
The other day.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I was trying to get a package.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
The guy called and said, hey, we got your package
at this facility. Why is it a facility and not
in my apartment? Okay, fine, I'll go to the facility
to get there. And he goes like, oh, it's not you,
it's somebody else.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
You've heard that before. Come on, And that is why
Amazon wins. No stick needed, Hey, man, makes it a
lot easier.

Speaker 19 (59:03):
Jewbles Dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Actually I don't, but you had a segment about a
week and a half ago of a woman who did
it wasn't a dirty secret, it was a secret she
had a six year old child with a man.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Okay, I remember that, Yeah, I remember that one. Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
So I reached out desperately because the profile and.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Description of this person fit the description.

Speaker 18 (59:34):
Of my daughter's dad exactly to a mee.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
And so I was desperately trying to reach out to
hopefully get my information to this person so that we
can see if this is in fact the same person.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
I just I haven't been able.

Speaker 18 (59:51):
To let it both.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I heard the segment, I had my daughter listen to
the segment, and she, without me even saying anything.

Speaker 18 (59:58):
To her, started bawling.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
He feels that.

Speaker 18 (01:00:02):
It is her father.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Were you married to that person? Because she was talking
about how the man that was her baby daddy that
passed was married or was your baby married?

Speaker 18 (01:00:16):
So quick snapshot of the relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
So he has an eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Year old son and then my daughter who's fifteen. And
if this person who has a six year old by
him is in fact, you know, the same person, that
means she would have been the third baby Mama.

Speaker 18 (01:00:36):
That sounds so terrible, And so she didn't know about
his other child she called the third child because that one,
if it is him, is only three years old.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
And he did have a child with someone that he
was married to and also.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Was married to at the time he.

Speaker 18 (01:00:57):
Had passed, so he had ever been married, briar, So
he wasn't married when this person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Who this six year old mother him, But he would
have wanted to keep it a secret because at that
point in time, the instability that he had to offer
for his other children. And I know him to the
core and I see that that is something he would
have probably done, is to try to not And this
sounds really terrible to say, because rip, you know, he's

(01:01:27):
not here with us anymore, but he didn't want to
own his responsibilities with the other to be children that
he had, though it wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can get that information
from that person. But if they hear this, they can
also get a hold of us, so I'll try to
connect you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
The hardest part of it is that it's all anonymous,
like people like to leave their phone numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
How love this will air this very little secret and
they obviously listened, so if they hear it, then yes, and.

Speaker 18 (01:01:58):
You can take all my con tact information. So if
this person does hear the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Segment or will please somebody that sure knows that hears
it and they feel so inclined to reap out.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I know she mentioned she wants.

Speaker 18 (01:02:09):
Wait until after the holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
That seems like forever now that we think that this could.

Speaker 18 (01:02:13):
Be a possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
So my daughter and I at least would like to
know if you know that's the case.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Before then Okay, well yeah, we'll we'll see we can
if they hopefully can hear it or someone knows them
and hear it, and then they can reach back out
to us and we'll put you two together. Yeah all right, Well,
thank you for your not their little secret, but thank
you for.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
I appreciate it, all right, bye?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do, sweet? What is it? Okay?

Speaker 19 (01:02:49):
So my ex with a marathon runner and you were
those short shorts with the under included okay.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
And I found out you was cheating on me.

Speaker 19 (01:03:00):
So I took some poison ivy and I rubbed it
on his shirt on the underwear part. It really didn't
start working until he got sweaty and was running quite away.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Yeah, it's pretty miserable. Not a very nice thing to do,
but I was pretty mad.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I've had poison ivy in that area before and it
is not fun, not at all.

Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I went pe in a bush and it was poison ivy.
So wait that well that definitely was good revenge.

Speaker 9 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Okay,
bye bye, Bye, what's your dirty little secret,

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