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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Taking a first date to play pickleball can be a
risky move, but if you're gonna try.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It, here's a few tips. I have to ensure that
you have a second date. The first thing that I
like to do is to make sure.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That the person I'm bringing on the pickleball date has never.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Played pickleball before.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This gives you a better chance to win. You don't
want to hold back.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The more you dominate the match, the better it's gonna
make you look.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm sorry, Kathy, did it hit you more to that.
Another thing I like to do is I make.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sure that I enforce the rules as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
By enforcing the rules, this is gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Show the person that, hey, you have values, you're a
responsible person, you like to obey the law, all good
things when they're going on a first date. I know,
see that's a violation, Kathy, Yeah, you can't stand in
that space.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm I like to have all the rules. I'm just
I'm a responsible guy.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And lastly, you know, I'm always down to show a
little skin. I do that in my competitive play, and
I also do it on a first date.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It just kind of shows the person what you're working with.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't know if he's a relationship expert. He's definitely
a pickleball expert. It's the Jewbil Show. And if you
want to ensure that you get a second date, every
time you go out with someone, relationship experts have release
a list of things you need to do on a
first date that will guarantee you get a second date.
I don't know if being really staunch about the rules
and pickleball will get you a second date. It just
depends on your rear. If you're with somebody who likes
(01:23):
to break the rules, I product'a like it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, But if they're a rule follower, that's a turn on.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh my goodness. Do you d have to speed limit
all the time?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I do, and I always come to a complete stop. Goodness.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I can't wait to be intimate with you in about
six months. Here's one thing that they say you have
to do on a first date if you want to
guarantee a second date. Don't be afraid to give honest compliments.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I like that. Oh that's cute. But why are they
put honest in front of it?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I well, I guess you could not be honest and
be like, oh my god, you're just the sexiest woman
I've ever seen in my entire life when they're not right.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And then you could go, wait, well so are you?
You know, without even thinking about it, you just returned
the compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's what I mean, which is I mean to be honest,
of what if it's like the third sexiest, that's not
the same the same compliment, Like Victoria, if you and
I went out on a date, that would be weird
because we work together. Yeah, but anyway, if we did
and I was like, Victoria, you are like the fourth
or fifth hottest woman I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Actually, honestly, that probably would be it might be better.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What do you think would that hit better? Actually? Because
I would be like fourth or fifth? Oh okay, then
also number one my personalities, I will win it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
People want to hear compliments like I like your shirt
in the first conversation that you have, and remember to
be a bit flirty and cute when you tell them this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So does that work? I don't know if people knows
how to flirt.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You're just now saying you pretty lips. Yeah, okay, I
can get a second date for.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sure, hot take. And I just saw someone say this
as well. Second dates are honestly scared of the first dates.
Why because the first date.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Is like, yes, there's a little initial whatever awkwardness because
you're strangers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But the second date is like, well we had a
good first date. What if I don't like this person
as much as I thought I did? Total is then
it's like, well where is this going? Because why am
I going to waste my time?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Third dates are serious? Why you're really giving a person
a chance? If you make it to a third date.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And you haven't said I love you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yet, I didn't say all that commitment, Like, if you
get a second date, that's still a big deal. It is.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We're going over a list of things out here that
relationship experts say you should do on a first date
if you want to guarantee a second date. Don't hide
your intelligence is another one that they say you should do.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Says people are attracted to someone who can carry the
conversation to a higher level by bringing topics or insights
that are deep and substantial. Show them you're smart and
you can find solutions to life challenges.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's also a good filter. It really is.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
If you show somebody that you're smart and they're like,
oh I can't handle this or this is boring or whatever,
that's not your person.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, you gotta find somebody who thinks that's.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Cool, right, And I've had a lot of experience with
that in relationships. I'm smart, dude. Yeah right, Okay, thank
you for well you think you are.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I know what I know, and I'm never scared to
be like I don't know it. If I don't know it,
I'll say I don't know it. But if I know it,
then I make sure that I know it. But also,
I grew up I long story short, I read the
encyclopedia as a kid to kill.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Times, so I have a lot of useless information. Why
can you imagine, though, that you're sitting on a date
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you're talking
about Kylin Maury and it switches to So have you
read the encyclopedia? I will tell you about all types
of amphibians. Yeah, not Jewbiles person if they can't like exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
But I've literally had people not on a first date,
but I should have noticed some red flags. But I've
had people get so mad at me in relationships, like
you think you know everything. No, I don't. I just
think I know what I know. Also, I think you're
a bit insecure about what you know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm not going to say that because I don't want
to make you angry atle bit because you know that
one person that's got the answer for everything. It's like,
excuse me, I'm sorry. We just live.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
They say, another way to ensure that you always get
a second date is be spontaneous and care free.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's cute.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I totally am all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It depends though, right if you're with a person who
doesn't want to be spontaneous and carefree.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, as soon as you come up against the person
who works at the library and has everything planned out
by the minute, you're like, you're like, hey, you want
to go get drinks to the Oh, I'm so.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
St You're like, I thought of a surprise for our
first date. Something we're gonna do after real quick. It'll
be a fun thing. And then they start freaking out
and they're like, I.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hope to leave. That's actually really cute to me too,
that kind.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Of Kelly, you have a tip for people on how
to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh? Yeah, so to get him on the hook, you
give him a hook up.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
That's what you do.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So you're saying hook up on the first date, and
it guarantees you a second date. But you have to
be good at what you do. I'll say, what if
you're not good, then they're not going to want a
second date.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Them?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
How many cats you have, it'll work.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I can stear them away. Is this the game where
it's like I don't want the next game? Do you
usually always get a second date?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Then, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
All the text messages from the truckers that listen to
the show you give me a date?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from Airlines Baggage
Recovery department.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is this Meredith?
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Oh my god? Yes, did you guys find my bag?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You're wondering if we found the luggage you lost?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Huh, well the luggage you lost, right?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But yeah, well I guess yes, the airline did misplace
your luggage. But guess what, Meredith, I've got your bag
and I'm ready to bring it to you.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Well, thank you. That is a huge relief.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I appreciate it's been tough. Are you on vacation?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I am.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
I am on a vacation missing my shing, but I
don't have anything to wear.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's rough.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
When you go on vacation, you die of your stuff,
you know. So I'm sorry about misplacing your bag. But
good news, We've got it and I am ready to
take it right to you so you can have your
vacation and not have to worry about your things.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Well, thank you very much. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
So what kind of information you need to get from
me so I can get this today?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
We All I really need to know is one thing.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Okay, what's the thing?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
How bad do you want your lost luggage?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Pretty bad? It has everything?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Are we talking five hundred dollars bad or fifteen hundred
dollars bad?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
What do you mean? Is this like an insurance thing?
I don't understand what you're asking me.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Well, five hundred bucks that gets you the bag by
the end of the week. Fifteen hundred gets yet within
the hour?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Wait are you saying that? Is this what you're contemplating
me for losing my bag? I don't understand. Are you
trying to bribe me to get my own belonging? It
was you lost my belongings.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay, well, technically I didn't lose it.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
The airline did.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But I am the courier, and I yeah, you're.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
A representative of the airline, am I correct?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes? But also guys got to make say and.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Now you're trying to extort me for fifteen hundred dollars
to get back my.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Back fifty hundred. You're good for fifteen hundred. Then I
heard say fifteen hundred.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
No, I'm not good for fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Are you kidding there?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
If you're not good for fifteen hundred, then now I
guess we could do seven. I could get it to
you within a day and a half. How about that
hard bargain?
Speaker 11 (09:04):
How how about you give me my luggage that your
airline loss? And then I called the police and have
you arrested for extorting your customer.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, if it's about the money, I know you're good
for it. So well, yeah, I mean you got these
Louis Vauton shoes. I know anybody who has that has
the money. I wasn't going to ask for too much
until I saw those. I was like, whoa, hello, Oh okay.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Now let me get this straight.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
So not only are you extorting me to get back
my belongings that your airline loss. You've now gone through
my things, You've gone through my suitcase, and you're bribing
me because I have designer clothes in my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It'll be another two hundred dollars for me to take
the shoes off.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Excuse me? Yeah, are you wearing my shoes right now?
This is insane.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
You've gone through my luggage, you are wearing my belongings,
and now you are extorting me to get my things back.
You're probably stretching out my shoes like a man. Hi,
you're sitting in my ladys size six slides. I don't
really fully understand.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I am a man, but I got lady feet so
they fit right in. Do you want the bag or not?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (10:11):
I want my dad, I want all of my belongings.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
And you better believe I'm going to be writing a
police report and going through everything and one thing is missing.
I'm taking you to court and I'm not saying sixteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
I'm not paying up.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Tenny.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
You are bringing my bags to my hotel right now
for I am calling the copts.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
And this is going to be a much bigger issue. Now,
which way do you want it to be?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Well, I just want to tell you that this is
actually a prank phone call. This is Jewbel from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
boyfriend Doug set you up?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What yeah, Jo, Oh my god. He wanted me to
tell you that it is a joke.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
The airline got ahold of them today and they have
your bag and it'll be there this afternoon. But he
wanted to mess with you first.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Oh that's the ample.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Time for what trending with Nina.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm excited to talk about this one. That was my
attempt to talk like a mob wife. But it's pretty good.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
So. I think you'd be a good by the way,
if you ever were one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think you do a good job. That's a real compliment.
I don't want to hurt anybody, but I'm here to
scare people in wine.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, you know, I think you could do a good
job hurting people adjacent.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I think that would suit you up. Thank you. So
this isn't brand brand new, but if you've been anywhere
on TikTok, or social media. You've seen the past couple
of weeks that the clean girl aesthetic is out the
window and we have all welcomed in the mob life.
Huh is that a like a look? It is a look. Oh,
that's what we're talking about. Big hair, French manicures, big
(11:43):
gold jewelry, dramatic eye makeup, stiletto heels, and you know,
you've got all of the animal print faux or real
fur jackets, like all of the stuff, and you just
come in all wild and you just live your life.
You don't like this that I am so here for
this because I'm already almost half that, like, big gold
(12:04):
jewelry is my life. So yeah, I think it's really
fun and I think the funny part about this is
and I haven't like read deeper, but this is my
assumption is that you probably saw that The Sopranos was
celebrating their anniversary and then all of the episodes are
now out. It's Netflix, right, It's a Netflix or one
of the streaming platforms, so that hits and all of
(12:24):
a sudden, clean girls out the window and everybody's inspired
by the Mob wives.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
It's just so funny because every time something new becomes
popular or old becomes popular again, the whole world shifts
around it. I'm like, guys, do we have no identity
at all? Animal print should have never been around in
the first place. Let's not do it again.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, slow down the animals down. I don't want to
see a naked cheetah. Their outfits are making it weird.
Would you wear her coat?
Speaker 12 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I guess so, fur coat, just not with any animal
print on it. Not as friends. Are you a tiger?
Are you a lion? What are you? Solid colors? Only
that and it's after Labor Day and you're wearing white.
Now you're just rude. You're a rude tiger. I love
how these always start one way and then they had
a whole another world. So shout out to you if
(13:27):
you've embraced the mob wife aesthetic and if you're rocking
it today. But that's what's trending.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
If you want to win the jubil Shows trip to
the Caribbean, you got to listen at eight ten. Mason
is on the phone today for a first Date follow up,
and he's getting ghosted by Nicole. Hey, Mason, before we
talk to you about your date, how long has it
been since you heard from Nicole?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You know, it's been about five days since the date. Okay,
that's not too bad. Did you try to hit her
up after for the date and she just didn't respond?
Speaker 13 (14:02):
Yeah, totally. I mean I'm not being annoying about it.
I mean, other than what I'm doing right now. I
guess I reached out. I was like, hey, that was
great on the night, and she was like yeah, you know.
Then I say, I texted to be like, maybe we should,
you know, make plans to do it again, and it
didn't get any response. And then yesterday I let a
(14:24):
few days go by, and then I'm sorry, this is
too much information, And then yesterday I texted again and
I got no response a second time, and so I'm like.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Bummed out and confused.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Tell us about your date.
Speaker 13 (14:39):
We were going to plan to meet for coffee, but
we sort of upgraded it to pizza because there's this
great pizza place nearby, and I had a gorgeous view.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Of the sunset.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Never and it was very.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Chill, it was very casual.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
It felt really great actually, because dating kind of a nightmare,
so it was really nice to just have a nice
time with someone, or so I thought. I mean, that's
kind of what I'm calling about.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was there anything that happened on the date that felt
weird that could be part of the reason why she's
not calling you back.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
I can't think of anything. I feel like maybe she
had an allergic reaction to the pizza or something and
got food poisoning.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I was just going to ask you what kind of
pizza you had, and do you think it could have
been like lactose intolerance or something.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Maybe, But you know, we talked about food alogies specifically
while we were eating, because everyone is so crazy about
food alergy is these days, and she said like, thankfully
she didn't have any.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Even if she did, though, I'm not really sure how
that would have kept her from not texting, Oh man,
what happened to me?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Only if something embarrassing happened, maybe, But yeah, when I
said it, I'm like, that wouldn't be a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Did she get up to the other the bathroom for
a while.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, So is there anything at all that happened in
your conversation.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
That you know I'm sorry, but again, I don't think so.
I really feel like we had a genuine connection and
it was a really cool chill time.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
How did you leave the date?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
We didn't kiss on the mouth, which is.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
You know, always like are we going to do that
or not? But it didn't feel right.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Did you kiss on something else.
Speaker 13 (16:30):
It was but no, it was just like a hug.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But it was a nice It was a nice hug,
you know.
Speaker 13 (16:34):
It didn't feel like a rejection at the end of
the date. I guess it's what I'm trying to say.
I just feel like I did something wrong, and I
guess that's what I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
To figure out.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
She really is great. She's confident and knows what she
wants out of life and is just a great energy
to be around, you know, like an uplifting energy. It's
nice because I feel like a lot of people I
meet are are sort of dragged down energy, like kind
of like sat back energy.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, I've never heard love it more, but I love
it all right.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
We'll see if we can get some more of the
Nicole energy in your life then and try to get
you another date. We'll play a song come back, call
her and see if we can find out why she's
ghosting you and then see if you still want to
go out with her after you hear the reason. Okay, okay, okay,
all right, well play a song, comeback. Get your first
day follow up, Next.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
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Speaker 4 (17:33):
Right in the middle of your first Date follow Up,
if you're just joining us, Mason is on the phone.
He's getting ghosted by Nicole, and we're about to call
her and see if we can figure it out for
him and maybe get him another date if he still
wants one. Mason before we call her, refresh. Everbody's memory
real quick? On your date with Nicole?
Speaker 13 (17:49):
Sure, we met on an app and we went and
got pizza together and it was really nice and chill,
and we watched the sunset and we had I thought
we had a great time and win our separate ways.
And now I can't get a response out of her.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
What was the last thing she said to you?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It was like, yeah, I have.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
I have so much fun or something like on the
night of the date. That was the last I.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Heard from her.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
All right, I'm gonna call he right now here we go.
I may I speak to Nicole?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Please?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
This is Nicole. Hi, how are you? My name is
Jewbel hosts a radio show called The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Hi Nicole, my name is I'm Nina. I'm here too,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Why am I like suddenly nervous?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Don't be nervous. This is our formal introduction. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
We do a segment on our show called the First
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and find out why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
So you are currently ghosting somebody that you want on
a date with, and they want to know what they did.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
His name is Mason.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I know Mason.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So it's up, Nicole. How come you haven't hit Mason back?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Listen? Mason is a great guy. You know. We we
met on a.
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Dating app, and you know, I've been going on dates,
Like I had a date the night before my date
with Mason, and like, you know, we had a fun time,
you know, with the date that I had the night
before Mason. And even though I had a great time
with Mason, a couple of things like why he might
be two nights of a guy for me. And then
(19:43):
also when we were on the date, you know, he
was mentioning that like he really doesn't date around and
he doesn't.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You know, just just go out on dates a lot.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
So I know I kind of felt bad, like because
I am doing that, like I don't want to waste
his time.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Well, well, and that's interesting and fair. I mean, I
guess this whole dating pool is kind of hard to navigate,
but it's also hard to know if anything's going to
go anywhere with somebody after just one date.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
True, I just I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
I was because he's such.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
A nice guy. I like I felt bad. I'm like,
you know, I he paid for everything, and.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
Like I know dating is expensive, and like I didn't
want because I am out there dating.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Different people and he kind of.
Speaker 14 (20:25):
Just focuses on one person at a time. For what
he told me, Like I didn't want to, I don't know,
lead him on or waste his time when I when
I just didn't know.
Speaker 15 (20:35):
I mean, did y'all talk about it, Like did you
tell him that you were dating around and he told
you that he wasn't.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
Yeah, I mean, it was like we were just talking
about the dating app and like, how you know how
dating is so hard, and I was like, yeah, you know,
I've been dating, and he's like, you know, I really
kind of just focus on one person at a time.
I mean, it wasn't like a who are you dating?
And how many people are you dating?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
If he realized that, like I had been on a
date the night before, which it didn't really matter. It
just the fact that he was putting all of his
eggs in one basket.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It seemed like and I wasn't.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
I'm not like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
I just felt bad.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
So you'd like him more if he was dating some
other people.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Too, Yeah, we're I mean, you don't hear.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
That very often. Not Well, thank you for being honest
with us, Nicole. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Are you gonna tell you're again to tell him I.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Said this, I don't need to actually, because he's listening
and on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Oh, I'm cool.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (21:40):
I am sorry to be lurking, but this being a
wonderful I really appreciate getting all of this information from you.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I really do.
Speaker 14 (21:53):
I'm sorry I'm just still like processing the fact that
you just heard everything that I said.
Speaker 13 (21:58):
I'm sorry, because you know, I thought that i'd done
something wrong and I kind of wanted to figure it
out so I.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Didn't do it again.
Speaker 13 (22:06):
You know. But I really appreciate everything you said because
it helps me sort of move on with what I
want to do with my life as well. And you know,
I know people tell me I'm a nice guy, but
I was thinking to get in a motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That was a joke.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
I'm sorry. Maybe if we go out again, I could
like not listen to your stories while you tell them.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Mason.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
So what you're saying, Mason is if Nicole went out
with you again, you could be a little bit more
of it.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Yeah, I could act like a real jerk, saying that
I want to be someone that's a jerk. I just
because he was nice and so gentlemanly.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
And I don't know, I just if you go out
with me again, this time it'll be different.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I won't open any doors for you.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
He's trying to show you that he's a bad how about.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Yeah, I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
You see, I'm already not listening to you.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Maybe kiss me next time? I don't know, like I
felt like we were going to kiss and then you
like you went in for a hug and it was
like a weird I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Know, plot twist.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
I you know, I just don't want to move too
fast on a date because I don't want to freak
anybody out. But I definitely wanted to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
What do you think, Nicole, It sounds like Mason's willing
to be a little bad. Would you like to go
out with him again on another date?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We'll pay for it, He'll kiss you.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I would. I would totally go out with him again.
We had so much fun.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
I just want to make sure he's okay with the
fact that, like I am going out with other people too.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
It's absolutely okay with me.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I want a kind of mind, but not really. I
want to bother you that I'm going out with other people,
but I want you to be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, Well, I mean I don't love it, so.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
It's not like I think it's really good makes me
feel good, but it is something that happens, and you
know that's I'm totally.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay with it.
Speaker 13 (24:10):
But at the same time, I'm also not okay with it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
There you go. So she's looking for what you're looking for.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Nicole, Right, I know she's not not not all nice guy.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
Okay, Nicole, So what do you think do you want
to maybe go for this? I mean they're gonna pay
for a date for us, so it's kind of like
just to get use of the radio station's money, right,
and he's using us perfect.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
No, I mean I would love.
Speaker 14 (24:40):
I would love to go out with you again. I
had a great time and I think it would be
fun awesome. I think there'd be a lot of fun.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
I'm really I'm really happy to hear you say that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A sprinkle of jealousy, but not too much. Yeah, but
it can't be.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
On Friday, Ran.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
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online at Advocateslaw dot Com.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Time for what's trending with Nina. What if punk Satani
Phil gets replaced with a giant gold coin? Who punks
a tiny fill? You don't know who that is?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Do you know about groundhogs?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Day?
Speaker 15 (25:13):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
He's the groundhog.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He's the groundhog. Oh is an actual groundhog? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
He comes out if he sees his shadow is if
he sees his shadow, it's more winter, or.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
If he doesn't. Nobody ever knows the answer.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I never, I always have to google it every single time.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
If he sees his shadow, winter's over because the sun's
coming out. Yeah, I think that there's no more winter.
I think you're actually right, look at you knowing stuff. Yeah, well, anyway,
while I look this up, Actually, will you look this up?
Thank you very much? Okay, so peta or yeah, peta,
that's how we call it.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Peter Bread People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Thank you, Juble, can you stop talking?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Also, I want I want some pea bread now, because
Peter bread is delicious.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
So good.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So they're calling for punks a tani Phil to be retired.
They're sick of it. They don't think any real groundhogs
should be used anymore, and it should just be a
giant gold coin, so a coin toss. But that doesn't
make any sense because you can't see Peter is so
fun a coin shadow. So yeah, but punksatani Phil has
been doing this since eighteen eighty six. I'm kind of confused.
(26:20):
That's an old Oh.
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I thought it was just like whatever, like whatever you
see a groundhog see a shadow like yoh yay.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
So just the answer to the question, if Punksatani Phil
sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh what? Okay? Okay, so now we know. So that's
February second, by the way, So they're trying to really
ramp this up right now, so little punks a Tani
can get a break. Do they do anything that actually
coakes him out of his hole?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Like, like, is there I mean, is there a reason
that there would be animal cruelty at all or unfair
to the groundhog?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think so because every time you see pictures, it's
just the guy that's got the top hat on and
then's just like pulling him out of his little space,
which I don't think he lives there. Maybe they keep
him in a cage or something that's I was.
Speaker 15 (27:04):
Thinking, like a zoo, because how do you know it's
the same groundhog punksa Tani every single time if he's
out in the wild, Like, do they tag him or
like what?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, I mean they keep punk Satani feel safe. I mean,
he's like iconic.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
And also do you think Punksinani feels like Peter doesn't
speak for me. I like being the celebrity groundhog.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I haven't had to dig into a whole year. I'm
driving around in a Bugatti and all these groundhog ladies
around me all the time. I'm fine, get away from me.
Humans all working for me.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, so they want top top hat guy geting massages
at night.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm good. Well that's how he feels. Then Peter can
back off. But for right now, Peter's still trying to
get the gold coin in its place.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I will go ahead and make a prediction that they
will not be successful.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Like most of the things that they try to make,
their hurt's in the right place. Yeah, so that's what strengthen.
Take your orders. Had a large black coffee?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 12 (28:08):
No, I mean a large.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Venty is large, is twenty Danny large is large.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
In fact, col is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
It's now time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia to see who gets an
honorable mention at this year's Southern Iowa County Fairs Tractor Poll.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What an honor?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Also Bryce Fne tickets, and let's meet today's contestant.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
His name is Jason. What's up, Jason?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I think it's actually Jason. I just felt like pronouncing
it that way.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Fancy. What's up, Jason?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I am well? How about you, guys?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
I'm great. Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm ready that I can be at eight o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
How you feel that, Jason? And the good thing is
Victoria's been up for a few hours now. All right,
I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio. Jason. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know what,
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Are you ready to here we go?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yep, Jason, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
What year did Justin Timberlake perform at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
What country gifted United States the Statue of Liberty. What
is the rarest eminem color? Who is Cardi B's baby daddy?
Which planet is known as the Blue Planet? What won't
(30:05):
sam i Am eat?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
So he will not eat?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Grenagan hands all right, Victoria's sliding down the studio door window.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
So she was having a fun out there where you
were answering the questions. You did a good job, though.
Victoria's back in Studi's putting your headphones on now, so, Jason,
well she does that. What's something you would like the
world to know about you?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well, my birthday is Friday. I'm going to tell everyone
what my birthday wish that I've done every year as
long as I can remember. I always wish that all
my family and friends are happy and healthy.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh that's so cute that birthday do we count?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
It was very selfless of you. It's your birthday, Jason off.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Jason, also and also things, just all the things. If
you're happy and healthy enough to buy me for my birthday, yeah,
I want you to be very happy, very very successful
and wealthy, so you can buy me a new car.
Why do you buy me a new car? Why am
I even married to you?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
You know what I mean kind of thing. Happy birthday early, Jason, Yeah, birthday,
appreciate it. Appreciate that you're wishing us a nice thing
on your birthday. You know we're not going to Yeah,
of course, I'm here for you. You might win the tickets.
If you win the tickets as your birthday present. Here
we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
(31:20):
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Jason outright to win. Okay, okay,
and Jason, you can do the honors of telling Victoria
when when it's time to go.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Today, now, now, now here it did justin Timberlake perform
at the Super Bowl. If you're sixteen, No, fourteen. I
don't know what country gifted the United States the Statue
of Liberty. Oh god, I know this.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
I'm not stupid.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
No, friends, what is the rarest eminem color around? Who
is Cardi B's baby daddy?
Speaker 14 (31:55):
No?
Speaker 13 (31:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah? Which planet is known as the Blue planet? Venus? Nope? Okay,
time is up.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I never really know where to give her a point
because this is his nine different answers, so I just
go with whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The last one was the last question.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You stepped away and you kind of punched your hand
right well, because I thought for a second you punched
yourself in the.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Cheek, and I was like, don't do that, Victoria. Really,
I'm not that crazy thing. Gives a score with our
scoreboard producer.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Bread violent thinker. Victoria, you got two correct? Really yeah,
good job. Jason got three correct Jason. Congratulations, Jason.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I went a little easy on you for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Victoria gave you the one I guess.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Congratulations, you got Bryce Vine tickets and also also an
honorable mention at this year's Southern Iowa's County First Tractor Pull.
Make a show there, all right, let's get the answers.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
With Nina Justin Timberlake performed at Super Bowl in twenty eighteen.
France did give the United States a statue of Liberty.
Brown is the rarest eminem color. Offset is Cardi B's
baby daddy that the blue planet is Earth? And then
Sam I am wants to eat green eggs or won't
eat green eggs in hand, I knew that one. You
didn't get there. Well, I need more time on this game.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
You.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Victoria gets a minute, everybody. Jason, thank you for playing man.
Happy birthday again.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Early birthday, birthday, birthday. Yeah, you gotta have a birthday week.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
See you Friday for your birthday backrup, all right, I'll
be ready. We play You versus Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning and also the same time every
single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
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Speaker 2 (34:15):
Good luck.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
It's time to catch a cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Malia is on the phone today for it to catch
a cheater and she has been with her boyfriend for
a year, but last month, I guess they went on
a break and now she thinks that he might be
seeing someone else. Malia tell us what's going on.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
Well, I don't know. I don't think he's necessarily cheating
because you know, we just got back together, you know,
but he but I just want to see if the
break was good and that he's not going to cheat,
that he's not he's really true to me, you know
what I mean. And I just want to see if
it's going to be me that he says a too.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
But I mean, you guys got back together, but you
think like maybe he started something and it hasn't finished it, right.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
He seems a little spacey, and you know, he keeps
saying that like there was something that we do have
to talk about now that we're back together, but it
has never been in the mood or hasn't had the
time and kind of blows it off and seems nervous
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh my gosh, could you imagine you got something be pregnant?
WHOA sorry? Sorry? Is this kind of like a test?
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to freak you out. That's
probably more of like a movie I saw, But I mean,
I mean that.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Is like, I mean, imagine where your mind could go
if he says there's something to talk about, Yeah, you
know exactly, And.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
So I just I'm now, I just need to know
I feel like this is going to be the test
to see, like, since he won't talk to me about
it on his own, I'm kind of trying to force
his hand a little bit, like what is this? What's
this thing that you need to talk about?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
So, Malia, would you be upset then if you found
out that during your one month break that Jack was
messing around with somebody else?
Speaker 7 (35:52):
No, I wouldn't because we took a break to reevaluate
and what happens when we're not together, That doesn't it
doesn't matter to me. I just want to make sure
that you know he's true to me now now that
we're together.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Was he ever not true while you guys were together
all those other months?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
No, but we were definitely we were getting serious and
it was just kind of like, Okay, is this going
to be a like forever thing? And we kind of
took a break just to kind of see if this
is what we really want and we came back together
and because we decided it was I want to make
sure that it is.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Why did you guys go on the break, We just we.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Wanted to We want we just want to make sure
that this was it that we wanted to make sure
that we did want to be together, we were getting serious.
We just I just want to we just want to
reinforce that, like, yes, we are the people that we
want to be with.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Did you like see anybody else while you guys want
to break?
Speaker 7 (36:47):
I did. I went on a few dates, and it
just I just didn't get the feeling that I.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Have Jack, m I get that amazing how much you
guys can do in one month. I mean, I go
on a break for a year and it's like, well,
still miss you. I'm sorry, this is not about me,
and I just really am making it that way. How
do you think Jack's gonna feel about multiple tests in
(37:12):
order to prove your love for each other long term?
Is he gonna understand?
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Right? I know what's not fair, but it's but this whole,
this thing that he needs to talk to me about
is giving me so much anxiety that I'm not I
feel like I'm not really funging correctly, Like I just
want to know what it is, and he just keeps
blowing it off every time, and I just can't relax
unless until I know. And I don't know how to
get him to tell me.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
What if it's a proposal, well then he.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Shouldn't tell me that there's something that's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, okay, okay, that's a fair point.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
You told us what grocery store he's a rewards card
member at, So we'll do the usual call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and tell him
that every single month, we choose one rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
We'll see if he sends those to you or somebody else.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, okay, great, thank you.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
All right, Well, play a son, come back and get
your to Catch a Teeter. Next, it's time to Catch
a Cheater only on the table show. Right in the
middle of To Catch a Teeter if you're just joining us,
Malia is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of one year, Jack might be cheating on her.
So in just a second, we're going to call up
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
(38:23):
a rewards card member at and say that he just
won free flowers to be delivered to anybody that he
wants anywhere in the world, and see if he delivers
them to his girlfriend Malia or to somebody else. But first, Melia,
why don't you remind everybody why you think he might
be cheating.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Since we've gotten back from the break, she's been really
spacey and has said that he really needs to talk
to me about something, but yet can never find the
time to tell me what it is that he needs
to tell me and just blows it off. And it's
just given me so much anxiety that now I'm resorting
to calling in a radio station to see what is
the deal.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
My anxiety is real.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I can tear you apart in Yeah, okay, are you
ready to call them and see? Here we go?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Hi, is this Jack? Who's a rewards card member at.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah? This is Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually gonna
let you know. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations, And.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Whether it's a scam or something or no.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You may not know this, but every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department, just our way of
saying thank you very much for shopping with us, and congratulations,
you won this month's flowers, so you won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Wow, that's really cool. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
So here's how it works. If you know who you
want to send them to. I can take the information
over the phone. In just a matter of minutes.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I can tell you what I want to say and
who I want to send it to you and all that.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, do you need me to call you back? Or
you got it right now? Do you know already?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I think I know who I want to send it to.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I would need first the first and the last name
of the person.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Her name is Emma.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
All right, And do you want to put anything on
a card to.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
My baby girl? Comma, I love you? So just something simple,
I'm sweet. Did you get all that?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Great? And now I'll let you know that your your
girlfriend Malia is on the phone and probably wants to
know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Wait, what this.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Is actually the Double Show? It's a radio show. My
name is Jubal. Yeah, I'm Nina, I I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where we try to see where we try to catch
somebody cheating by based on who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Malia is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Oh my god, what is this radio? What are we doing?
Speaker 12 (41:05):
You won't talk to me otherwise?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Who's Emma?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm not, I'm this is ridiculous. I am not cheating.
Oh my god, Emma, I didn't. I told you we
needed to talk, and I didn't know what a good
time to talk about this would happen.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Okay, yeah, now this is a great time. Great, tell
me all right.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I guess now is the time. Then, Well, when we
were on our break, you know, my my mom decided
to tell me that my my ex Jenna had a
baby and it was mine. And they didn't tell me
because they didn't think I would react great. They thought
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that they I mean, I'm too mature, as what they said,
so they kept it a secret for me, and they
were scared that I would, you know, fly off the handle.
So I mean, I didn't know when to be tied
to tell you because I also thought you might fly
off the handle. And I'm I'm just I'm just dealing
with this information myself recently. So look, it's not it's
(42:10):
not what you think. I'm not cheating on you, Okay,
I have a new baby girl to take care of.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
And I mean, you know, when when we were together,
I didn't see my mom very often. I was, you know,
with you a lot. I didn't see a lot of
other people. And so I got a chance to spend
more time with my mom and she eventually told me
that Emma is now two years old. I'm sorry, baby, Look,
I don't want you to be mad. I just I
(42:39):
didn't know why to tell you this. I don't I mean,
I don't even know how my life is going to
go with this in the future. I'm adjusting too, but
I just it's not I'm not cheating on you. That's ridiculous.
And I'm so upset that you had to call a
radio station to figure this out. Do you not trust me?
Speaker 7 (43:00):
I just wish that you could have told me. I mean,
this is such a huge thing that I should have
known about before we got back together. Like what am
I supposed to do with this? I recommitted myself to you,
and you've left out this enormous detail. And now you
have like a baby to take care of, and like,
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so like us going forward, like half your money is
going to go to this baby, and like you'll be
spending a lot more time with her and your ex,
and it's you.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
I don't know if this is what I signed up for.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
This is a lot of information that I should have
known about before we got back together.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
My god, this is exactly why I didn't want to
tell you about this. You're always the one saying that
you never want to talk about what happened during the break.
You constantly say that whatever happened doesn't matter because we
weren't together. Just let it be. I mean, I don't
even know if you were with anybody, but we weren't together,
and I'm.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Gonna trust it doesn't matter. We weren't together, and get
it like we weren't together when you had sex with
your ex. But my god, you knew that you now
you know.
Speaker 16 (44:07):
That there's a baby.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
There's a child, and I deserve to know.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
That is a huge leave out for me.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I didn't. I don't know what to do about this now.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
I'm sorry handling it better because it's a huge bomb.
You just dropped you have a child.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know if you can do that with me,
but I'm okay to the introducer to you, like I guess,
and maybe we can you know, build a life together.
I you know, I love you.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh my god, which part is upsetting you, Malia? Is
it the care or is it that he just didn't
tell you?
Speaker 7 (44:45):
I guess I'm I'm just I'm just thrown from all
of it. It's the I can't even I can't even
think straight.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
This is.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
This is not how I pictured this call going. I
can handle cheating. I can't. I don't. I just haven't thought.
I just haven't thought about kids, and I haven't thought
about a kid, having a kid that isn't even mine.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I still think a kid is better than cheating.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
I don't know. This is a lot. I'm sorry. I
thank you guys so much for helping me with this.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
You know, you obviously both have a lot to talk about,
so we'll let you handle it, but you know, keep
us update to let us know if you guys need
anything or you.
Speaker 10 (45:28):
Know, baby is a beautiful things.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah no, they were never they never existed in the
first place. That's not a bad idea to buy.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Or yeah, Malia, we got to talk about this later, please, yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The Jewel Show to catch a cheater, It's the Jewel
Show where we get all trendy and bendy with Nina.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Well, thank you for that. So you guys may have
seen a photo of a man dresses his girlfriend circulating
all over the internet, and if you haven't seen it,
just let me tell you this is a story about
real love, because does your man really love you if
he's not willing to dress up like you to take
a test on your behalf and get you both in
trouble with the tests? WHOA what kind test was this?
(46:27):
So there's this couple in India and the woman has
been trying to pass this test so she can be
a healthcare worker and she kept failing the test.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
What test will do?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
So? I don't know them. It's a prerequisite. Bro, Stop
asking so many questions. I don't know the answers too.
It was obviously a hard one.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
It was a test because she had to have her
boyfriend dress up or her to take it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Maybe, but he offered, He's like, listen, babe, I'll take
this for you. So he shaved his face, put on makeup,
put on her clothes, all of this stuff and got
himself all set up and went to go take the exam.
So the only way that they realized that it wasn't
actually her though, after getting suspicious looking at him. I
guess they can test like your movements or something that
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they have so they know that, like the way that
his body functions isn't the same as her body functions. Yes,
like some type of I don't know, I you put
it on your finger and like you know, your waves
or something like that. I'm not speaking proper English, but
I hope you understand what I'm saying kind of. So
that's how they busted him, and now they're both like
facing multiple charges because he loved her so much he
(47:34):
was willing to take it to test for her.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Nina, she's supposed to be a healthcare professional. Do you
want all these healthcare professionals out here not passing their tests?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Because that's ridiculous. That wasn't the point to me, though,
that he was willing to do all of those things
for her. And he's facing serious jail time for her.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Because he did a serious thing that that requires jail
time and she should never be.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
A healthcare worker in this Do you know people at all?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yes, so those same people that you know, those people
are also doctors and stuff. So really the tests don't matter.
I mean think of the people that you know, and
everybody's listening. Think of the people you know. There's doctors
out there that are just like the people you know.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then think about the people they're hungover and.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
The like.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
I don't care what your degrees are. What did you
do last night? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
That's super valid. But also, how many people do you
know that have someone that loves them that much that
would be willing to take a test and go to
jail for you?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I just don't. They had to do like a body
scan to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
They couldn't have been like That's what I was trying
to think out. Hello, you look like a strapping young
lad in a wig. I don't think you're my student
taking this test. What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (48:52):
I told you? Oh, boy, forgot Normally, here's a room
like mess Carolyn's. Oh the Live of Lady.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Buddy, the France uses the ultimate baby baby?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
What does he hook the wrong girl? Then a new blossom?
You are great? Is blossom cheating on?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Benny?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I just do this guy.
Speaker 10 (49:28):
I'm physically attracted to you.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
It's good enough for me friend Blossom Hour.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Every iconic sitcom has their wacky cast of characters, and
The Jubil Show is no different. Why We've got your
drunk at Nina I might be leaving the show soon
to live out her dream as a new Jersey mob wife.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Maybe one of the very last episodes. You never know.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez's. When she's
not breaking into mom and dad's liquor cabinets and blaming you,
she's watching Disney Movie. And who could forget the quirky
neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by every
once in a while trying to sell her guinea pig
so she can upgrade to a hamster.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
It's our social media producer, Gabby, please buy my guinea pigs.
She really wants a handswer. She wants her handswer so bad.
Also our producer Brad. He's a dad. That's me.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
And then there's the weird guy who lives in a
tent in the backyard and spends his days climbing trees
with his imaginary friend, Bob Montgomery.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
That's me.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
I'm Jewbil and it's The Gewbil Show. Bob we said Hi,
he said, hello, where's the top half? But anyway back
to us, Yeah, what's going on with you this week? Nina?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
So I'm a self proclaimed sleepy, hungry girl, right, So
my mood is affected by not sleeping and by being hungry.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
So you're a woman. There's a little scarier person on
the planet than a hungry girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
I am all woman in regards to that and things.
But I found myself lately kind of defending my need
for sleep, you know, and not just with you guys,
but like other people too, because they're like, well, why
don't you want to come out or what are you doing?
I need to sleep because if I don't sleep, I'm
not happy and I'll get sick. But here's the thing.
(51:20):
Sleepy people are not lazy people. That's one of the
most well I don't know if they've said it, but
it feels like it's implied, okay, like you know, what
are you doing today? Sleeping? Okay, and like rolling your
like their eyes. But Dakota Johnson just came out recently too,
talking about how she sleeps for fourteen hours, and that
just kind of validated that I'm not the only person
(51:43):
out here that needs this sleep. Sleep, and I'm not lazy.
I'm like the farthest thing from it. So sleepy people
are not lazy people. And I think that was my point.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
The cool thing is the only people who heard you
right now are probably not sleepy people.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Listen, don't judge the people that need to sleep. Okay,
all right, Victoria, what's going on with you this week? Well?
Speaker 15 (52:04):
I thought I'd use this time to make a little
p s A to all the mothers out there, well,
not just mom's.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Everyone I guess that watches soap operas. Do any of
your mom's watch or anyone? No, my mom likes Doctor Phil.
Oh okay, my mom doesn't like.
Speaker 17 (52:18):
That, but your soap operas or telenovela's anyone. Because if
you're talking on the phone with someone who's also watching
one of them, in the middle of a conversation, they
will stop what they're doing, they won't be listening to you.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
And I'll be like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (52:40):
Michael and Sarah are not doing well, and my little
brother's name is Michael. I'm like Michael and Sarah's.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm pretty sure she's trying to have Michael killed.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
I need to come there and help out.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
It's General Hospital.
Speaker 15 (53:00):
I was like, I'm talking to you anyways.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I love you, Mom, produce some bread. What's going on
with you? Hold on? I'm sorry. Oh look who just
popped by social media? Pretty said Gabby? What's up?
Speaker 15 (53:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (53:19):
That's going what's up with you?
Speaker 3 (53:20):
This week?
Speaker 16 (53:21):
I just want to say to all the dog owners
out there, if if you can't clean up after your.
Speaker 15 (53:26):
Pet, oh, don't get one, because I stepped in poop
last night, and I'm really.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
It takes a lot to upset Gabby. She's like the
sweetest person on the planet. So where did you step
in poop? At? Was it on the sidewalk? On the sidewalk?
Speaker 4 (53:43):
That also gives me so upset. When it's on the
sidewalk right when you're walking down the city street. You
should pick it up on the city street. Yeah, at
least crush it off to the side.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
Like.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Brushing off of the risual. Some of their fingertips just
kind of brushing. But I agree with you pick up
your dog's poop please, that's a fair request. I wonder
what Gabby looks like when she's mad. You know, I
don't know it's probably scary. She's still smiling right now though,
she's like, can you pick up your poop? She's got
(54:17):
this big smile on her.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Face still, So it's like, except you know, people when
they're really nice, like Gabby is legit really nice, but
I'm sure when she snaps, she snaps.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Can you please pick up your poop?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
I've come to the realization that I need to be
more fun more of the time, because, you know, this
whole team, we just went to Jamaica to test it
out for you, those of you who are trying to
win a trip to the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
We just wanted to test it out.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
And when I was there, everyone was like, I like Brad,
he's really nice and he has lots of fun, and
I'm like, nobody ever says this in the real world,
only in the Jamaica world.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I felt like I had to ask you a lot
of the time, are you okay? Because I just wasn't
used to seeing this version of you.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
You miss Brad and his dance moves because I was sleeping.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
It was amazing.
Speaker 4 (55:16):
It was Michael Jackson came on and then all of
a sudden, yeah, Brad turned into Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Nowhere. I did see the video those I'm thankful you
guys captured it. Maybe we should post it. Yeah, it's
getting posted okay at the show.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Follow us.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
You can see the happy Brad What Happens in Jamaica
stays on The Jubil Show's Instagram.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
What about you? I need help with what? Lots of things,
lots of things.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
I think I talked about this last week. I don't
know if it was at this time or not. Can
anybody help me get in my Facebook?
Speaker 14 (55:53):
Please?
Speaker 2 (55:55):
I can't get into my Facebook for like two years now.
You just don't like I need a new one.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Well, no, I don't. I mean I guess I could.
But also the show's Facebook is associated with it, but
we can still use the show's Facebook. Well I can't
get into it, and we can't get into it, but
it's we can still post on it. But I don't know.
It's really weird. And I cannot get into my Facebook
and I've tried everything. I can't find the way to
like email the people to give them my idea again
(56:22):
to get a password, and I need to get into
my Facebook.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
That's got a meta hack.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
It's so crazy, yeah, if anybody has a hack on
how to it's so hard to get a hold of
these companies to try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Do you work for Meta? Can you call? Does anybody
know that Zuckerberg guy?
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Time to hit me up? It's just really frustrating. I
just need help getting into it because I need it
for stuff. And yeah, it's like impossible. Do I have
to go break into literally Facebook? Who ooh, that'd be
like a cool movie social too.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Ironically, How don't you dare him to do it? And
then it's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (56:58):
It's not a tom I dare you to post on
Facebook you're breaking into meadow?
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I can't. If I were into my Facebook, I would
be able.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
To jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (57:24):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
So.
Speaker 16 (57:26):
When my fiance and I first started seeing each other,
I wanted to impress him, so I told him that
I was like a really good singer, and I'm actually
not a good singer. And fast forward to like five
years later, he wants me to sing at our wedding.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
He's never heard any sing.
Speaker 16 (57:42):
So for six months, like I'm not even getting all
Like the last six months I've been taking voight lessons
so that I can sing at our wedding.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
At least you're doing that.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
Some people wouldn't be prepared for that, and then they'd
get up there and try to figure it out in
the moment, and then he'd be like, Wow, I am
so glad that I didn't hear a sing before we
got married, because we might not be getting.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
You can always just say you lost your voice.
Speaker 16 (58:09):
Oh, I wish he wouldn't believe me, Like, I don't
know how I got through this live the last five years,
but I'm like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 10 (58:16):
Just trying to keep it up.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
What song are you going to sing at your wedding?
Speaker 16 (58:21):
Honestly, I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out
what song I can sing. We've been doing like so
much work, just trying to get it where I can,
like get the right pitch and things like that.
Speaker 6 (58:34):
So it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
I think you should do like my heart will go
on and hold him for a long time.
Speaker 10 (58:44):
Really difficult.
Speaker 16 (58:46):
I'm pretty sure I would get very busted.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
Very quickly.
Speaker 4 (58:48):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Well, good luck, and also.
Speaker 9 (58:53):
Thank you what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (59:06):
Hello, Hey, I know you're at work right now and
you have to get to it. So what's your dirty
little secret?
Speaker 12 (59:11):
Well, two years ago, with my eggs very narcissistic and controlling,
didn't have a clue, so I had kind of created
a fake Facebook account to try and talk some sensing
to him, like hey, some friendly advice to let him
know like, yeah, dude, don't do that kind of He
still doesn't know to this day that it was me.
(59:34):
And I had even the catfish this woman who was
sending him photos and he kept saving them to his
phone but deleted it from the messages. I also catfished
her to see what kind of person she was and wow,
the photo is actually within two days she started sending actually.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Wow, wow, dang, that's crazy. I'm glad you got out
of that relationship.
Speaker 12 (59:55):
Yeah, yeah, that was That was in twenty twenty COVID.
Terrible time to be dating.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna start cat fishing more people.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
This sounds interesting. Too much time on your hands and
catfish during that time too. You figured out what you
needed to know.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you, Yeah,
thank you. Appreciate you calling him from work too.
Speaker 12 (01:00:16):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I for gotta go now, what's your dirty little secret?
Text cubile to four one oh sixty one
Taking a first date to play pickleball can be a
risky move, but if you're gonna try.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It, here's a few tips. I have to ensure that
you have a second date. The first thing that I
like to do is to make sure.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That the person I'm bringing on the pickleball date has never.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Played pickleball before.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This gives you a better chance to win. You don't
want to hold back.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The more you dominate the match, the better it's gonna
make you look.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm sorry, Kathy, did it hit you more to that.
Another thing I like to do is I make.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sure that I enforce the rules as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
By enforcing the rules, this is gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Show the person that, hey, you have values, you're a
responsible person, you like to obey the law, all good
things when they're going on a first date. I know,
see that's a violation, Kathy, Yeah, you can't stand in
that space.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm I like to have all the rules. I'm just
I'm a responsible guy.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And lastly, you know, I'm always down to show a
little skin. I do that in my competitive play, and
I also do it on a first date.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It just kind of shows the person what you're working with.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't know if he's a relationship expert. He's definitely
a pickleball expert. It's the Jewbil Show. And if you
want to ensure that you get a second date, every
time you go out with someone, relationship experts have release
a list of things you need to do on a
first date that will guarantee you get a second date.
I don't know if being really staunch about the rules
and pickleball will get you a second date. It just
depends on your rear. If you're with somebody who likes
(01:23):
to break the rules, I product'a like it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, But if they're a rule follower, that's a turn on.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh my goodness. Do you d have to speed limit
all the time?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I do, and I always come to a complete stop. Goodness.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I can't wait to be intimate with you in about
six months. Here's one thing that they say you have
to do on a first date if you want to
guarantee a second date. Don't be afraid to give honest compliments.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I like that. Oh that's cute. But why are they
put honest in front of it?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I well, I guess you could not be honest and
be like, oh my god, you're just the sexiest woman
I've ever seen in my entire life when they're not right.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And then you could go, wait, well so are you?
You know, without even thinking about it, you just returned
the compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's what I mean, which is I mean to be honest,
of what if it's like the third sexiest, that's not
the same the same compliment, Like Victoria, if you and
I went out on a date, that would be weird
because we work together. Yeah, but anyway, if we did
and I was like, Victoria, you are like the fourth
or fifth hottest woman I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Actually, honestly, that probably would be it might be better.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What do you think would that hit better? Actually? Because
I would be like fourth or fifth? Oh okay, then
also number one my personalities, I will win it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
People want to hear compliments like I like your shirt
in the first conversation that you have, and remember to
be a bit flirty and cute when you tell them this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So does that work? I don't know if people knows
how to flirt.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You're just now saying you pretty lips. Yeah, okay, I
can get a second date for.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sure, hot take. And I just saw someone say this
as well. Second dates are honestly scared of the first dates.
Why because the first date.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Is like, yes, there's a little initial whatever awkwardness because
you're strangers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But the second date is like, well we had a
good first date. What if I don't like this person
as much as I thought I did? Total is then
it's like, well where is this going? Because why am
I going to waste my time?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Third dates are serious? Why you're really giving a person
a chance? If you make it to a third date.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And you haven't said I love you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yet, I didn't say all that commitment, Like, if you
get a second date, that's still a big deal. It is.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We're going over a list of things out here that
relationship experts say you should do on a first date
if you want to guarantee a second date. Don't hide
your intelligence is another one that they say you should do.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Says people are attracted to someone who can carry the
conversation to a higher level by bringing topics or insights
that are deep and substantial. Show them you're smart and
you can find solutions to life challenges.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's also a good filter. It really is.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
If you show somebody that you're smart and they're like,
oh I can't handle this or this is boring or whatever,
that's not your person.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, you gotta find somebody who thinks that's.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Cool, right, And I've had a lot of experience with
that in relationships. I'm smart, dude. Yeah right, Okay, thank
you for well you think you are.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I know what I know, and I'm never scared to
be like I don't know it. If I don't know it,
I'll say I don't know it. But if I know it,
then I make sure that I know it. But also,
I grew up I long story short, I read the
encyclopedia as a kid to kill.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Times, so I have a lot of useless information. Why
can you imagine, though, that you're sitting on a date
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you're talking
about Kylin Maury and it switches to So have you
read the encyclopedia? I will tell you about all types
of amphibians. Yeah, not Jewbiles person if they can't like exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
But I've literally had people not on a first date,
but I should have noticed some red flags. But I've
had people get so mad at me in relationships, like
you think you know everything. No, I don't. I just
think I know what I know. Also, I think you're
a bit insecure about what you know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm not going to say that because I don't want
to make you angry atle bit because you know that
one person that's got the answer for everything. It's like,
excuse me, I'm sorry. We just live.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
They say, another way to ensure that you always get
a second date is be spontaneous and care free.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's cute.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I totally am all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It depends though, right if you're with a person who
doesn't want to be spontaneous and carefree.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, as soon as you come up against the person
who works at the library and has everything planned out
by the minute, you're like, you're like, hey, you want
to go get drinks to the Oh, I'm so.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
St You're like, I thought of a surprise for our
first date. Something we're gonna do after real quick. It'll
be a fun thing. And then they start freaking out
and they're like, I.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hope to leave. That's actually really cute to me too,
that kind.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Of Kelly, you have a tip for people on how
to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh? Yeah, so to get him on the hook, you
give him a hook up.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
That's what you do.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So you're saying hook up on the first date, and
it guarantees you a second date. But you have to
be good at what you do. I'll say, what if
you're not good, then they're not going to want a
second date.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Them?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
How many cats you have, it'll work.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I can stear them away. Is this the game where
it's like I don't want the next game? Do you
usually always get a second date?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Then, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
All the text messages from the truckers that listen to
the show you give me a date?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
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Recovery department.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
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Speaker 10 (07:15):
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Speaker 2 (07:17):
You're wondering if we found the luggage you lost?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Huh, well the luggage you lost, right?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But yeah, well I guess yes, the airline did misplace
your luggage. But guess what, Meredith, I've got your bag
and I'm ready to bring it to you.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Well, thank you. That is a huge relief.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I appreciate it's been tough. Are you on vacation?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I am.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
I am on a vacation missing my shing, but I
don't have anything to wear.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's rough.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
When you go on vacation, you die of your stuff,
you know. So I'm sorry about misplacing your bag. But
good news, We've got it and I am ready to
take it right to you so you can have your
vacation and not have to worry about your things.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Well, thank you very much. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
So what kind of information you need to get from
me so I can get this today?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
We All I really need to know is one thing.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Okay, what's the thing?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
How bad do you want your lost luggage?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Pretty bad? It has everything?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Are we talking five hundred dollars bad or fifteen hundred
dollars bad?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
What do you mean? Is this like an insurance thing?
I don't understand what you're asking me.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Well, five hundred bucks that gets you the bag by
the end of the week. Fifteen hundred gets yet within
the hour?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Wait are you saying that? Is this what you're contemplating
me for losing my bag? I don't understand. Are you
trying to bribe me to get my own belonging? It
was you lost my belongings.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay, well, technically I didn't lose it.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
The airline did.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But I am the courier, and I yeah, you're.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
A representative of the airline, am I correct?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes? But also guys got to make say and.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Now you're trying to extort me for fifteen hundred dollars
to get back my.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Back fifty hundred. You're good for fifteen hundred. Then I
heard say fifteen hundred.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
No, I'm not good for fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Are you kidding there?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
If you're not good for fifteen hundred, then now I
guess we could do seven. I could get it to
you within a day and a half. How about that
hard bargain?
Speaker 11 (09:04):
How how about you give me my luggage that your
airline loss? And then I called the police and have
you arrested for extorting your customer.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, if it's about the money, I know you're good
for it. So well, yeah, I mean you got these
Louis Vauton shoes. I know anybody who has that has
the money. I wasn't going to ask for too much
until I saw those. I was like, whoa, hello, Oh okay.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Now let me get this straight.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
So not only are you extorting me to get back
my belongings that your airline loss. You've now gone through
my things, You've gone through my suitcase, and you're bribing
me because I have designer clothes in my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It'll be another two hundred dollars for me to take
the shoes off.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Excuse me? Yeah, are you wearing my shoes right now?
This is insane.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
You've gone through my luggage, you are wearing my belongings,
and now you are extorting me to get my things back.
You're probably stretching out my shoes like a man. Hi,
you're sitting in my ladys size six slides. I don't
really fully understand.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I am a man, but I got lady feet so
they fit right in. Do you want the bag or not?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (10:11):
I want my dad, I want all of my belongings.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
And you better believe I'm going to be writing a
police report and going through everything and one thing is missing.
I'm taking you to court and I'm not saying sixteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
I'm not paying up.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Tenny.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
You are bringing my bags to my hotel right now
for I am calling the copts.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
And this is going to be a much bigger issue. Now,
which way do you want it to be?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Well, I just want to tell you that this is
actually a prank phone call. This is Jewbel from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
boyfriend Doug set you up?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What yeah, Jo, Oh my god. He wanted me to
tell you that it is a joke.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
The airline got ahold of them today and they have
your bag and it'll be there this afternoon. But he
wanted to mess with you first.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Oh that's the ample.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Time for what trending with Nina.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm excited to talk about this one. That was my
attempt to talk like a mob wife. But it's pretty good.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
So. I think you'd be a good by the way,
if you ever were one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think you do a good job. That's a real compliment.
I don't want to hurt anybody, but I'm here to
scare people in wine.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, you know, I think you could do a good
job hurting people adjacent.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I think that would suit you up. Thank you. So
this isn't brand brand new, but if you've been anywhere
on TikTok, or social media. You've seen the past couple
of weeks that the clean girl aesthetic is out the
window and we have all welcomed in the mob life.
Huh is that a like a look? It is a look. Oh,
that's what we're talking about. Big hair, French manicures, big
(11:43):
gold jewelry, dramatic eye makeup, stiletto heels, and you know,
you've got all of the animal print faux or real
fur jackets, like all of the stuff, and you just
come in all wild and you just live your life.
You don't like this that I am so here for
this because I'm already almost half that, like, big gold
(12:04):
jewelry is my life. So yeah, I think it's really
fun and I think the funny part about this is
and I haven't like read deeper, but this is my
assumption is that you probably saw that The Sopranos was
celebrating their anniversary and then all of the episodes are
now out. It's Netflix, right, It's a Netflix or one
of the streaming platforms, so that hits and all of
(12:24):
a sudden, clean girls out the window and everybody's inspired
by the Mob wives.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
It's just so funny because every time something new becomes
popular or old becomes popular again, the whole world shifts
around it. I'm like, guys, do we have no identity
at all? Animal print should have never been around in
the first place. Let's not do it again.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, slow down the animals down. I don't want to
see a naked cheetah. Their outfits are making it weird.
Would you wear her coat?
Speaker 12 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I guess so, fur coat, just not with any animal
print on it. Not as friends. Are you a tiger?
Are you a lion? What are you? Solid colors? Only
that and it's after Labor Day and you're wearing white.
Now you're just rude. You're a rude tiger. I love
how these always start one way and then they had
a whole another world. So shout out to you if
(13:27):
you've embraced the mob wife aesthetic and if you're rocking
it today. But that's what's trending.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
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Speaker 4 (13:39):
If you want to win the jubil Shows trip to
the Caribbean, you got to listen at eight ten. Mason
is on the phone today for a first Date follow up,
and he's getting ghosted by Nicole. Hey, Mason, before we
talk to you about your date, how long has it
been since you heard from Nicole?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You know, it's been about five days since the date. Okay,
that's not too bad. Did you try to hit her
up after for the date and she just didn't respond?
Speaker 13 (14:02):
Yeah, totally. I mean I'm not being annoying about it.
I mean, other than what I'm doing right now. I
guess I reached out. I was like, hey, that was
great on the night, and she was like yeah, you know.
Then I say, I texted to be like, maybe we should,
you know, make plans to do it again, and it
didn't get any response. And then yesterday I let a
(14:24):
few days go by, and then I'm sorry, this is
too much information, And then yesterday I texted again and
I got no response a second time, and so I'm like.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Bummed out and confused.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Tell us about your date.
Speaker 13 (14:39):
We were going to plan to meet for coffee, but
we sort of upgraded it to pizza because there's this
great pizza place nearby, and I had a gorgeous view.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Of the sunset.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Never and it was very.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Chill, it was very casual.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
It felt really great actually, because dating kind of a nightmare,
so it was really nice to just have a nice
time with someone, or so I thought. I mean, that's
kind of what I'm calling about.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was there anything that happened on the date that felt
weird that could be part of the reason why she's
not calling you back.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
I can't think of anything. I feel like maybe she
had an allergic reaction to the pizza or something and
got food poisoning.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I was just going to ask you what kind of
pizza you had, and do you think it could have
been like lactose intolerance or something.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Maybe, But you know, we talked about food alogies specifically
while we were eating, because everyone is so crazy about
food alergy is these days, and she said like, thankfully
she didn't have any.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Even if she did, though, I'm not really sure how
that would have kept her from not texting, Oh man,
what happened to me?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Only if something embarrassing happened, maybe, But yeah, when I
said it, I'm like, that wouldn't be a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Did she get up to the other the bathroom for
a while.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, So is there anything at all that happened in
your conversation.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
That you know I'm sorry, but again, I don't think so.
I really feel like we had a genuine connection and
it was a really cool chill time.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
How did you leave the date?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
We didn't kiss on the mouth, which is.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
You know, always like are we going to do that
or not? But it didn't feel right.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Did you kiss on something else.
Speaker 13 (16:30):
It was but no, it was just like a hug.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But it was a nice It was a nice hug,
you know.
Speaker 13 (16:34):
It didn't feel like a rejection at the end of
the date. I guess it's what I'm trying to say.
I just feel like I did something wrong, and I
guess that's what I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
To figure out.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
She really is great. She's confident and knows what she
wants out of life and is just a great energy
to be around, you know, like an uplifting energy. It's
nice because I feel like a lot of people I
meet are are sort of dragged down energy, like kind
of like sat back energy.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, I've never heard love it more, but I love
it all right.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
We'll see if we can get some more of the
Nicole energy in your life then and try to get
you another date. We'll play a song come back, call
her and see if we can find out why she's
ghosting you and then see if you still want to
go out with her after you hear the reason. Okay, okay, okay,
all right, well play a song, comeback. Get your first
day follow up, Next.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
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Speaker 4 (17:33):
Right in the middle of your first Date follow Up,
if you're just joining us, Mason is on the phone.
He's getting ghosted by Nicole, and we're about to call
her and see if we can figure it out for
him and maybe get him another date if he still
wants one. Mason before we call her, refresh. Everbody's memory
real quick? On your date with Nicole?
Speaker 13 (17:49):
Sure, we met on an app and we went and
got pizza together and it was really nice and chill,
and we watched the sunset and we had I thought
we had a great time and win our separate ways.
And now I can't get a response out of her.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
What was the last thing she said to you?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It was like, yeah, I have.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
I have so much fun or something like on the
night of the date. That was the last I.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Heard from her.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
All right, I'm gonna call he right now here we go.
I may I speak to Nicole?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Please?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
This is Nicole. Hi, how are you? My name is
Jewbel hosts a radio show called The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Hi Nicole, my name is I'm Nina. I'm here too,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Why am I like suddenly nervous?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Don't be nervous. This is our formal introduction. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
We do a segment on our show called the First
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and find out why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
So you are currently ghosting somebody that you want on
a date with, and they want to know what they did.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
His name is Mason.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I know Mason.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So it's up, Nicole. How come you haven't hit Mason back?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Listen? Mason is a great guy. You know. We we
met on a.
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Dating app, and you know, I've been going on dates,
Like I had a date the night before my date
with Mason, and like, you know, we had a fun time,
you know, with the date that I had the night
before Mason. And even though I had a great time
with Mason, a couple of things like why he might
be two nights of a guy for me. And then
(19:43):
also when we were on the date, you know, he
was mentioning that like he really doesn't date around and
he doesn't.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You know, just just go out on dates a lot.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
So I know I kind of felt bad, like because
I am doing that, like I don't want to waste
his time.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Well, well, and that's interesting and fair. I mean, I
guess this whole dating pool is kind of hard to navigate,
but it's also hard to know if anything's going to
go anywhere with somebody after just one date.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
True, I just I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
I was because he's such.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
A nice guy. I like I felt bad. I'm like,
you know, I he paid for everything, and.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
Like I know dating is expensive, and like I didn't
want because I am out there dating.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Different people and he kind of.
Speaker 14 (20:25):
Just focuses on one person at a time. For what
he told me, Like I didn't want to, I don't know,
lead him on or waste his time when I when
I just didn't know.
Speaker 15 (20:35):
I mean, did y'all talk about it, Like did you
tell him that you were dating around and he told
you that he wasn't.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
Yeah, I mean, it was like we were just talking
about the dating app and like, how you know how
dating is so hard, and I was like, yeah, you know,
I've been dating, and he's like, you know, I really
kind of just focus on one person at a time.
I mean, it wasn't like a who are you dating?
And how many people are you dating?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
If he realized that, like I had been on a
date the night before, which it didn't really matter. It
just the fact that he was putting all of his
eggs in one basket.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It seemed like and I wasn't.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
I'm not like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
I just felt bad.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
So you'd like him more if he was dating some
other people.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Too, Yeah, we're I mean, you don't hear.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
That very often. Not Well, thank you for being honest
with us, Nicole. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Are you gonna tell you're again to tell him I.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Said this, I don't need to actually, because he's listening
and on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Oh, I'm cool.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (21:40):
I am sorry to be lurking, but this being a
wonderful I really appreciate getting all of this information from you.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I really do.
Speaker 14 (21:53):
I'm sorry I'm just still like processing the fact that
you just heard everything that I said.
Speaker 13 (21:58):
I'm sorry, because you know, I thought that i'd done
something wrong and I kind of wanted to figure it
out so I.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Didn't do it again.
Speaker 13 (22:06):
You know. But I really appreciate everything you said because
it helps me sort of move on with what I
want to do with my life as well. And you know,
I know people tell me I'm a nice guy, but
I was thinking to get in a motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That was a joke.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
I'm sorry. Maybe if we go out again, I could
like not listen to your stories while you tell them.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Mason.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
So what you're saying, Mason is if Nicole went out
with you again, you could be a little bit more
of it.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Yeah, I could act like a real jerk, saying that
I want to be someone that's a jerk. I just
because he was nice and so gentlemanly.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
And I don't know, I just if you go out
with me again, this time it'll be different.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I won't open any doors for you.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
He's trying to show you that he's a bad how about.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Yeah, I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
You see, I'm already not listening to you.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Maybe kiss me next time? I don't know, like I
felt like we were going to kiss and then you
like you went in for a hug and it was
like a weird I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Know, plot twist.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
I you know, I just don't want to move too
fast on a date because I don't want to freak
anybody out. But I definitely wanted to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
What do you think, Nicole, It sounds like Mason's willing
to be a little bad. Would you like to go
out with him again on another date?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We'll pay for it, He'll kiss you.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I would. I would totally go out with him again.
We had so much fun.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
I just want to make sure he's okay with the
fact that, like I am going out with other people too.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
It's absolutely okay with me.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I want a kind of mind, but not really. I
want to bother you that I'm going out with other people,
but I want you to be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, Well, I mean I don't love it, so.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
It's not like I think it's really good makes me
feel good, but it is something that happens, and you
know that's I'm totally.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay with it.
Speaker 13 (24:10):
But at the same time, I'm also not okay with it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
There you go. So she's looking for what you're looking for.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Nicole, Right, I know she's not not not all nice guy.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
Okay, Nicole, So what do you think do you want
to maybe go for this? I mean they're gonna pay
for a date for us, so it's kind of like
just to get use of the radio station's money, right,
and he's using us perfect.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
No, I mean I would love.
Speaker 14 (24:40):
I would love to go out with you again. I
had a great time and I think it would be
fun awesome. I think there'd be a lot of fun.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
I'm really I'm really happy to hear you say that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A sprinkle of jealousy, but not too much. Yeah, but
it can't be.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
On Friday, Ran.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
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Speaker 2 (25:04):
Time for what's trending with Nina. What if punk Satani
Phil gets replaced with a giant gold coin? Who punks
a tiny fill? You don't know who that is?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Do you know about groundhogs?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Day?
Speaker 15 (25:13):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
He's the groundhog.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He's the groundhog. Oh is an actual groundhog? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
He comes out if he sees his shadow is if
he sees his shadow, it's more winter, or.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
If he doesn't. Nobody ever knows the answer.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I never, I always have to google it every single time.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
If he sees his shadow, winter's over because the sun's
coming out. Yeah, I think that there's no more winter.
I think you're actually right, look at you knowing stuff. Yeah, well, anyway,
while I look this up, Actually, will you look this up?
Thank you very much? Okay, so peta or yeah, peta,
that's how we call it.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Peter Bread People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Thank you, Juble, can you stop talking?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Also, I want I want some pea bread now, because
Peter bread is delicious.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
So good.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So they're calling for punks a tani Phil to be retired.
They're sick of it. They don't think any real groundhogs
should be used anymore, and it should just be a
giant gold coin, so a coin toss. But that doesn't
make any sense because you can't see Peter is so
fun a coin shadow. So yeah, but punksatani Phil has
been doing this since eighteen eighty six. I'm kind of confused.
(26:20):
That's an old Oh.
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I thought it was just like whatever, like whatever you
see a groundhog see a shadow like yoh yay.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
So just the answer to the question, if Punksatani Phil
sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh what? Okay? Okay, so now we know. So that's
February second, by the way, So they're trying to really
ramp this up right now, so little punks a Tani
can get a break. Do they do anything that actually
coakes him out of his hole?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Like, like, is there I mean, is there a reason
that there would be animal cruelty at all or unfair
to the groundhog?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think so because every time you see pictures, it's
just the guy that's got the top hat on and
then's just like pulling him out of his little space,
which I don't think he lives there. Maybe they keep
him in a cage or something that's I was.
Speaker 15 (27:04):
Thinking, like a zoo, because how do you know it's
the same groundhog punksa Tani every single time if he's
out in the wild, Like, do they tag him or
like what?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, I mean they keep punk Satani feel safe. I mean,
he's like iconic.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
And also do you think Punksinani feels like Peter doesn't
speak for me. I like being the celebrity groundhog.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I haven't had to dig into a whole year. I'm
driving around in a Bugatti and all these groundhog ladies
around me all the time. I'm fine, get away from me.
Humans all working for me.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, so they want top top hat guy geting massages
at night.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm good. Well that's how he feels. Then Peter can
back off. But for right now, Peter's still trying to
get the gold coin in its place.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I will go ahead and make a prediction that they
will not be successful.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Like most of the things that they try to make,
their hurt's in the right place. Yeah, so that's what strengthen.
Take your orders. Had a large black coffee?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 12 (28:08):
No, I mean a large.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Venty is large, is twenty Danny large is large.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
In fact, col is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
It's now time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia to see who gets an
honorable mention at this year's Southern Iowa County Fairs Tractor Poll.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What an honor?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Also Bryce Fne tickets, and let's meet today's contestant.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
His name is Jason. What's up, Jason?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I think it's actually Jason. I just felt like pronouncing
it that way.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Fancy. What's up, Jason?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I am well? How about you, guys?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
I'm great. Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm ready that I can be at eight o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
How you feel that, Jason? And the good thing is
Victoria's been up for a few hours now. All right,
I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio. Jason. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know what,
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Are you ready to here we go?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yep, Jason, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
What year did Justin Timberlake perform at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
What country gifted United States the Statue of Liberty. What
is the rarest eminem color? Who is Cardi B's baby daddy?
Which planet is known as the Blue Planet? What won't
(30:05):
sam i Am eat?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
So he will not eat?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Grenagan hands all right, Victoria's sliding down the studio door window.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
So she was having a fun out there where you
were answering the questions. You did a good job, though.
Victoria's back in Studi's putting your headphones on now, so, Jason,
well she does that. What's something you would like the
world to know about you?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well, my birthday is Friday. I'm going to tell everyone
what my birthday wish that I've done every year as
long as I can remember. I always wish that all
my family and friends are happy and healthy.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh that's so cute that birthday do we count?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
It was very selfless of you. It's your birthday, Jason off.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Jason, also and also things, just all the things. If
you're happy and healthy enough to buy me for my birthday, yeah,
I want you to be very happy, very very successful
and wealthy, so you can buy me a new car.
Why do you buy me a new car? Why am
I even married to you?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
You know what I mean kind of thing. Happy birthday early, Jason, Yeah, birthday,
appreciate it. Appreciate that you're wishing us a nice thing
on your birthday. You know we're not going to Yeah,
of course, I'm here for you. You might win the tickets.
If you win the tickets as your birthday present. Here
we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
(31:20):
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Jason outright to win. Okay, okay,
and Jason, you can do the honors of telling Victoria
when when it's time to go.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Today, now, now, now here it did justin Timberlake perform
at the Super Bowl. If you're sixteen, No, fourteen. I
don't know what country gifted the United States the Statue
of Liberty. Oh god, I know this.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
I'm not stupid.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
No, friends, what is the rarest eminem color around? Who
is Cardi B's baby daddy?
Speaker 14 (31:55):
No?
Speaker 13 (31:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah? Which planet is known as the Blue planet? Venus? Nope? Okay,
time is up.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I never really know where to give her a point
because this is his nine different answers, so I just
go with whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The last one was the last question.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You stepped away and you kind of punched your hand
right well, because I thought for a second you punched
yourself in the.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Cheek, and I was like, don't do that, Victoria. Really,
I'm not that crazy thing. Gives a score with our
scoreboard producer.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Bread violent thinker. Victoria, you got two correct? Really yeah,
good job. Jason got three correct Jason. Congratulations, Jason.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I went a little easy on you for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Victoria gave you the one I guess.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Congratulations, you got Bryce Vine tickets and also also an
honorable mention at this year's Southern Iowa's County First Tractor Pull.
Make a show there, all right, let's get the answers.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
With Nina Justin Timberlake performed at Super Bowl in twenty eighteen.
France did give the United States a statue of Liberty.
Brown is the rarest eminem color. Offset is Cardi B's
baby daddy that the blue planet is Earth? And then
Sam I am wants to eat green eggs or won't
eat green eggs in hand, I knew that one. You
didn't get there. Well, I need more time on this game.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
You.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Victoria gets a minute, everybody. Jason, thank you for playing man.
Happy birthday again.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Early birthday, birthday, birthday. Yeah, you gotta have a birthday week.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
See you Friday for your birthday backrup, all right, I'll
be ready. We play You versus Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning and also the same time every
single weekday morning.
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Speaker 4 (34:08):
Beach at the Jubilshow dot com slash Sandals. That's beach
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Speaker 2 (34:15):
Good luck.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
It's time to catch a cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Malia is on the phone today for it to catch
a cheater and she has been with her boyfriend for
a year, but last month, I guess they went on
a break and now she thinks that he might be
seeing someone else. Malia tell us what's going on.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
Well, I don't know. I don't think he's necessarily cheating
because you know, we just got back together, you know,
but he but I just want to see if the
break was good and that he's not going to cheat,
that he's not he's really true to me, you know
what I mean. And I just want to see if
it's going to be me that he says a too.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
But I mean, you guys got back together, but you
think like maybe he started something and it hasn't finished it, right.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
He seems a little spacey, and you know, he keeps
saying that like there was something that we do have
to talk about now that we're back together, but it
has never been in the mood or hasn't had the
time and kind of blows it off and seems nervous
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh my gosh, could you imagine you got something be pregnant?
WHOA sorry? Sorry? Is this kind of like a test?
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to freak you out. That's
probably more of like a movie I saw, But I mean,
I mean that.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Is like, I mean, imagine where your mind could go
if he says there's something to talk about, Yeah, you
know exactly, And.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
So I just I'm now, I just need to know
I feel like this is going to be the test
to see, like, since he won't talk to me about
it on his own, I'm kind of trying to force
his hand a little bit, like what is this? What's
this thing that you need to talk about?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
So, Malia, would you be upset then if you found
out that during your one month break that Jack was
messing around with somebody else?
Speaker 7 (35:52):
No, I wouldn't because we took a break to reevaluate
and what happens when we're not together, That doesn't it
doesn't matter to me. I just want to make sure
that you know he's true to me now now that
we're together.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Was he ever not true while you guys were together
all those other months?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
No, but we were definitely we were getting serious and
it was just kind of like, Okay, is this going
to be a like forever thing? And we kind of
took a break just to kind of see if this
is what we really want and we came back together
and because we decided it was I want to make
sure that it is.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Why did you guys go on the break, We just we.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Wanted to We want we just want to make sure
that this was it that we wanted to make sure
that we did want to be together, we were getting serious.
We just I just want to we just want to
reinforce that, like, yes, we are the people that we
want to be with.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Did you like see anybody else while you guys want
to break?
Speaker 7 (36:47):
I did. I went on a few dates, and it
just I just didn't get the feeling that I.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Have Jack, m I get that amazing how much you
guys can do in one month. I mean, I go
on a break for a year and it's like, well,
still miss you. I'm sorry, this is not about me,
and I just really am making it that way. How
do you think Jack's gonna feel about multiple tests in
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order to prove your love for each other long term?
Is he gonna understand?
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Right? I know what's not fair, but it's but this whole,
this thing that he needs to talk to me about
is giving me so much anxiety that I'm not I
feel like I'm not really funging correctly, Like I just
want to know what it is, and he just keeps
blowing it off every time, and I just can't relax
unless until I know. And I don't know how to
get him to tell me.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
What if it's a proposal, well then he.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Shouldn't tell me that there's something that's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, okay, okay, that's a fair point.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
You told us what grocery store he's a rewards card
member at, So we'll do the usual call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and tell him
that every single month, we choose one rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
We'll see if he sends those to you or somebody else.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, okay, great, thank you.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
All right, Well, play a son, come back and get
your to Catch a Teeter. Next, it's time to Catch
a Cheater only on the table show. Right in the
middle of To Catch a Teeter if you're just joining us,
Malia is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of one year, Jack might be cheating on her.
So in just a second, we're going to call up
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
(38:23):
a rewards card member at and say that he just
won free flowers to be delivered to anybody that he
wants anywhere in the world, and see if he delivers
them to his girlfriend Malia or to somebody else. But first, Melia,
why don't you remind everybody why you think he might
be cheating.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Since we've gotten back from the break, she's been really
spacey and has said that he really needs to talk
to me about something, but yet can never find the
time to tell me what it is that he needs
to tell me and just blows it off. And it's
just given me so much anxiety that now I'm resorting
to calling in a radio station to see what is
the deal.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
My anxiety is real.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I can tear you apart in Yeah, okay, are you
ready to call them and see? Here we go?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Hi, is this Jack? Who's a rewards card member at.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah? This is Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually gonna
let you know. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations, And.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Whether it's a scam or something or no.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You may not know this, but every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department, just our way of
saying thank you very much for shopping with us, and congratulations,
you won this month's flowers, so you won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Wow, that's really cool. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
So here's how it works. If you know who you
want to send them to. I can take the information
over the phone. In just a matter of minutes.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I can tell you what I want to say and
who I want to send it to you and all that.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, do you need me to call you back? Or
you got it right now? Do you know already?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I think I know who I want to send it to.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I would need first the first and the last name
of the person.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Her name is Emma.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
All right, And do you want to put anything on
a card to.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
My baby girl? Comma, I love you? So just something simple,
I'm sweet. Did you get all that?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Great? And now I'll let you know that your your
girlfriend Malia is on the phone and probably wants to
know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Wait, what this.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Is actually the Double Show? It's a radio show. My
name is Jubal. Yeah, I'm Nina, I I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where we try to see where we try to catch
somebody cheating by based on who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Malia is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Oh my god, what is this radio? What are we doing?
Speaker 12 (41:05):
You won't talk to me otherwise?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Who's Emma?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm not, I'm this is ridiculous. I am not cheating.
Oh my god, Emma, I didn't. I told you we
needed to talk, and I didn't know what a good
time to talk about this would happen.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Okay, yeah, now this is a great time. Great, tell
me all right.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I guess now is the time. Then, Well, when we
were on our break, you know, my my mom decided
to tell me that my my ex Jenna had a
baby and it was mine. And they didn't tell me
because they didn't think I would react great. They thought
(41:49):
that they I mean, I'm too mature, as what they said,
so they kept it a secret for me, and they
were scared that I would, you know, fly off the handle.
So I mean, I didn't know when to be tied
to tell you because I also thought you might fly
off the handle. And I'm I'm just I'm just dealing
with this information myself recently. So look, it's not it's
(42:10):
not what you think. I'm not cheating on you, Okay,
I have a new baby girl to take care of.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
And I mean, you know, when when we were together,
I didn't see my mom very often. I was, you know,
with you a lot. I didn't see a lot of
other people. And so I got a chance to spend
more time with my mom and she eventually told me
that Emma is now two years old. I'm sorry, baby, Look,
I don't want you to be mad. I just I
(42:39):
didn't know why to tell you this. I don't I mean,
I don't even know how my life is going to
go with this in the future. I'm adjusting too, but
I just it's not I'm not cheating on you. That's ridiculous.
And I'm so upset that you had to call a
radio station to figure this out. Do you not trust me?
Speaker 7 (43:00):
I just wish that you could have told me. I mean,
this is such a huge thing that I should have
known about before we got back together. Like what am
I supposed to do with this? I recommitted myself to you,
and you've left out this enormous detail. And now you
have like a baby to take care of, and like,
(43:21):
so like us going forward, like half your money is
going to go to this baby, and like you'll be
spending a lot more time with her and your ex,
and it's you.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
I don't know if this is what I signed up for.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
This is a lot of information that I should have
known about before we got back together.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
My god, this is exactly why I didn't want to
tell you about this. You're always the one saying that
you never want to talk about what happened during the break.
You constantly say that whatever happened doesn't matter because we
weren't together. Just let it be. I mean, I don't
even know if you were with anybody, but we weren't together,
and I'm.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Gonna trust it doesn't matter. We weren't together, and get
it like we weren't together when you had sex with
your ex. But my god, you knew that you now
you know.
Speaker 16 (44:07):
That there's a baby.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
There's a child, and I deserve to know.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
That is a huge leave out for me.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I didn't. I don't know what to do about this now.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
I'm sorry handling it better because it's a huge bomb.
You just dropped you have a child.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know if you can do that with me,
but I'm okay to the introducer to you, like I guess,
and maybe we can you know, build a life together.
I you know, I love you.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh my god, which part is upsetting you, Malia? Is
it the care or is it that he just didn't
tell you?
Speaker 7 (44:45):
I guess I'm I'm just I'm just thrown from all
of it. It's the I can't even I can't even
think straight.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
This is.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
This is not how I pictured this call going. I
can handle cheating. I can't. I don't. I just haven't thought.
I just haven't thought about kids, and I haven't thought
about a kid, having a kid that isn't even mine.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I still think a kid is better than cheating.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
I don't know. This is a lot. I'm sorry. I
thank you guys so much for helping me with this.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
You know, you obviously both have a lot to talk about,
so we'll let you handle it, but you know, keep
us update to let us know if you guys need
anything or you.
Speaker 10 (45:28):
Know, baby is a beautiful things.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah no, they were never they never existed in the
first place. That's not a bad idea to buy.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Or yeah, Malia, we got to talk about this later, please, yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The Jewel Show to catch a cheater, It's the Jewel
Show where we get all trendy and bendy with Nina.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Well, thank you for that. So you guys may have
seen a photo of a man dresses his girlfriend circulating
all over the internet, and if you haven't seen it,
just let me tell you this is a story about
real love, because does your man really love you if
he's not willing to dress up like you to take
a test on your behalf and get you both in
trouble with the tests? WHOA what kind test was this?
(46:27):
So there's this couple in India and the woman has
been trying to pass this test so she can be
a healthcare worker and she kept failing the test.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
What test will do?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
So? I don't know them. It's a prerequisite. Bro, Stop
asking so many questions. I don't know the answers too.
It was obviously a hard one.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
It was a test because she had to have her
boyfriend dress up or her to take it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Maybe, but he offered, He's like, listen, babe, I'll take
this for you. So he shaved his face, put on makeup,
put on her clothes, all of this stuff and got
himself all set up and went to go take the exam.
So the only way that they realized that it wasn't
actually her though, after getting suspicious looking at him. I
guess they can test like your movements or something that
(47:11):
they have so they know that, like the way that
his body functions isn't the same as her body functions. Yes,
like some type of I don't know, I you put
it on your finger and like you know, your waves
or something like that. I'm not speaking proper English, but
I hope you understand what I'm saying kind of. So
that's how they busted him, and now they're both like
facing multiple charges because he loved her so much he
(47:34):
was willing to take it to test for her.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Nina, she's supposed to be a healthcare professional. Do you
want all these healthcare professionals out here not passing their tests?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Because that's ridiculous. That wasn't the point to me, though,
that he was willing to do all of those things
for her. And he's facing serious jail time for her.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Because he did a serious thing that that requires jail
time and she should never be.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
A healthcare worker in this Do you know people at all?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yes, so those same people that you know, those people
are also doctors and stuff. So really the tests don't matter.
I mean think of the people that you know, and
everybody's listening. Think of the people you know. There's doctors
out there that are just like the people you know.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then think about the people they're hungover and.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
The like.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
I don't care what your degrees are. What did you
do last night? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
That's super valid. But also, how many people do you
know that have someone that loves them that much that
would be willing to take a test and go to
jail for you?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I just don't. They had to do like a body
scan to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
They couldn't have been like That's what I was trying
to think out. Hello, you look like a strapping young
lad in a wig. I don't think you're my student
taking this test. What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (48:52):
I told you? Oh, boy, forgot Normally, here's a room
like mess Carolyn's. Oh the Live of Lady.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Buddy, the France uses the ultimate baby baby?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
What does he hook the wrong girl? Then a new blossom?
You are great? Is blossom cheating on?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Benny?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I just do this guy.
Speaker 10 (49:28):
I'm physically attracted to you.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
It's good enough for me friend Blossom Hour.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Every iconic sitcom has their wacky cast of characters, and
The Jubil Show is no different. Why We've got your
drunk at Nina I might be leaving the show soon
to live out her dream as a new Jersey mob wife.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Maybe one of the very last episodes. You never know.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez's. When she's
not breaking into mom and dad's liquor cabinets and blaming you,
she's watching Disney Movie. And who could forget the quirky
neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by every
once in a while trying to sell her guinea pig
so she can upgrade to a hamster.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
It's our social media producer, Gabby, please buy my guinea pigs.
She really wants a handswer. She wants her handswer so bad.
Also our producer Brad. He's a dad. That's me.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
And then there's the weird guy who lives in a
tent in the backyard and spends his days climbing trees
with his imaginary friend, Bob Montgomery.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
That's me.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
I'm Jewbil and it's The Gewbil Show. Bob we said Hi,
he said, hello, where's the top half? But anyway back
to us, Yeah, what's going on with you this week? Nina?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
So I'm a self proclaimed sleepy, hungry girl, right, So
my mood is affected by not sleeping and by being hungry.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
So you're a woman. There's a little scarier person on
the planet than a hungry girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
I am all woman in regards to that and things.
But I found myself lately kind of defending my need
for sleep, you know, and not just with you guys,
but like other people too, because they're like, well, why
don't you want to come out or what are you doing?
I need to sleep because if I don't sleep, I'm
not happy and I'll get sick. But here's the thing.
(51:20):
Sleepy people are not lazy people. That's one of the
most well I don't know if they've said it, but
it feels like it's implied, okay, like you know, what
are you doing today? Sleeping? Okay, and like rolling your
like their eyes. But Dakota Johnson just came out recently too,
talking about how she sleeps for fourteen hours, and that
just kind of validated that I'm not the only person
(51:43):
out here that needs this sleep. Sleep, and I'm not lazy.
I'm like the farthest thing from it. So sleepy people
are not lazy people. And I think that was my point.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
The cool thing is the only people who heard you
right now are probably not sleepy people.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Listen, don't judge the people that need to sleep. Okay,
all right, Victoria, what's going on with you this week? Well?
Speaker 15 (52:04):
I thought I'd use this time to make a little
p s A to all the mothers out there, well,
not just mom's.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Everyone I guess that watches soap operas. Do any of
your mom's watch or anyone? No, my mom likes Doctor Phil.
Oh okay, my mom doesn't like.
Speaker 17 (52:18):
That, but your soap operas or telenovela's anyone. Because if
you're talking on the phone with someone who's also watching
one of them, in the middle of a conversation, they
will stop what they're doing, they won't be listening to you.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
And I'll be like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (52:40):
Michael and Sarah are not doing well, and my little
brother's name is Michael. I'm like Michael and Sarah's.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm pretty sure she's trying to have Michael killed.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
I need to come there and help out.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
It's General Hospital.
Speaker 15 (53:00):
I was like, I'm talking to you anyways.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I love you, Mom, produce some bread. What's going on
with you? Hold on? I'm sorry. Oh look who just
popped by social media? Pretty said Gabby? What's up?
Speaker 15 (53:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (53:19):
That's going what's up with you?
Speaker 3 (53:20):
This week?
Speaker 16 (53:21):
I just want to say to all the dog owners
out there, if if you can't clean up after your.
Speaker 15 (53:26):
Pet, oh, don't get one, because I stepped in poop
last night, and I'm really.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
It takes a lot to upset Gabby. She's like the
sweetest person on the planet. So where did you step
in poop? At? Was it on the sidewalk? On the sidewalk?
Speaker 4 (53:43):
That also gives me so upset. When it's on the
sidewalk right when you're walking down the city street. You
should pick it up on the city street. Yeah, at
least crush it off to the side.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
Like.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Brushing off of the risual. Some of their fingertips just
kind of brushing. But I agree with you pick up
your dog's poop please, that's a fair request. I wonder
what Gabby looks like when she's mad. You know, I
don't know it's probably scary. She's still smiling right now though,
she's like, can you pick up your poop? She's got
(54:17):
this big smile on her.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Face still, So it's like, except you know, people when
they're really nice, like Gabby is legit really nice, but
I'm sure when she snaps, she snaps.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Can you please pick up your poop?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
I've come to the realization that I need to be
more fun more of the time, because, you know, this
whole team, we just went to Jamaica to test it
out for you, those of you who are trying to
win a trip to the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
We just wanted to test it out.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
And when I was there, everyone was like, I like Brad,
he's really nice and he has lots of fun, and
I'm like, nobody ever says this in the real world,
only in the Jamaica world.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I felt like I had to ask you a lot
of the time, are you okay? Because I just wasn't
used to seeing this version of you.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
You miss Brad and his dance moves because I was sleeping.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
It was amazing.
Speaker 4 (55:16):
It was Michael Jackson came on and then all of
a sudden, yeah, Brad turned into Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Nowhere. I did see the video those I'm thankful you
guys captured it. Maybe we should post it. Yeah, it's
getting posted okay at the show.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Follow us.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
You can see the happy Brad What Happens in Jamaica
stays on The Jubil Show's Instagram.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
What about you? I need help with what? Lots of things,
lots of things.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
I think I talked about this last week. I don't
know if it was at this time or not. Can
anybody help me get in my Facebook?
Speaker 14 (55:53):
Please?
Speaker 2 (55:55):
I can't get into my Facebook for like two years now.
You just don't like I need a new one.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Well, no, I don't. I mean I guess I could.
But also the show's Facebook is associated with it, but
we can still use the show's Facebook. Well I can't
get into it, and we can't get into it, but
it's we can still post on it. But I don't know.
It's really weird. And I cannot get into my Facebook
and I've tried everything. I can't find the way to
like email the people to give them my idea again
(56:22):
to get a password, and I need to get into
my Facebook.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
That's got a meta hack.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
It's so crazy, yeah, if anybody has a hack on
how to it's so hard to get a hold of
these companies to try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Do you work for Meta? Can you call? Does anybody
know that Zuckerberg guy?
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Time to hit me up? It's just really frustrating. I
just need help getting into it because I need it
for stuff. And yeah, it's like impossible. Do I have
to go break into literally Facebook? Who ooh, that'd be
like a cool movie social too.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Ironically, How don't you dare him to do it? And
then it's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (56:58):
It's not a tom I dare you to post on
Facebook you're breaking into meadow?
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I can't. If I were into my Facebook, I would
be able.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
To jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (57:24):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
So.
Speaker 16 (57:26):
When my fiance and I first started seeing each other,
I wanted to impress him, so I told him that
I was like a really good singer, and I'm actually
not a good singer. And fast forward to like five
years later, he wants me to sing at our wedding.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
He's never heard any sing.
Speaker 16 (57:42):
So for six months, like I'm not even getting all
Like the last six months I've been taking voight lessons
so that I can sing at our wedding.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
At least you're doing that.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
Some people wouldn't be prepared for that, and then they'd
get up there and try to figure it out in
the moment, and then he'd be like, Wow, I am
so glad that I didn't hear a sing before we
got married, because we might not be getting.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
You can always just say you lost your voice.
Speaker 16 (58:09):
Oh, I wish he wouldn't believe me, Like, I don't
know how I got through this live the last five years,
but I'm like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 10 (58:16):
Just trying to keep it up.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
What song are you going to sing at your wedding?
Speaker 16 (58:21):
Honestly, I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out
what song I can sing. We've been doing like so
much work, just trying to get it where I can,
like get the right pitch and things like that.
Speaker 6 (58:34):
So it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
I think you should do like my heart will go
on and hold him for a long time.
Speaker 10 (58:44):
Really difficult.
Speaker 16 (58:46):
I'm pretty sure I would get very busted.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
Very quickly.
Speaker 4 (58:48):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Well, good luck, and also.
Speaker 9 (58:53):
Thank you what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (59:06):
Hello, Hey, I know you're at work right now and
you have to get to it. So what's your dirty
little secret?
Speaker 12 (59:11):
Well, two years ago, with my eggs very narcissistic and controlling,
didn't have a clue, so I had kind of created
a fake Facebook account to try and talk some sensing
to him, like hey, some friendly advice to let him
know like, yeah, dude, don't do that kind of He
still doesn't know to this day that it was me.
(59:34):
And I had even the catfish this woman who was
sending him photos and he kept saving them to his
phone but deleted it from the messages. I also catfished
her to see what kind of person she was and wow,
the photo is actually within two days she started sending actually.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Wow, wow, dang, that's crazy. I'm glad you got out
of that relationship.
Speaker 12 (59:55):
Yeah, yeah, that was That was in twenty twenty COVID.
Terrible time to be dating.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna start cat fishing more people.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
This sounds interesting. Too much time on your hands and
catfish during that time too. You figured out what you
needed to know.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you, Yeah,
thank you. Appreciate you calling him from work too.
Speaker 12 (01:00:16):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I for gotta go now, what's your dirty little secret?
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