June 27, 2024 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Jubil Show, but there's no Jubil and there's
no Nina, So it's just me producer Brad. We've got
Victoria Y and we've got digital producer Gabby Hey and
right now, through the magic of what it is to
be producer Brad.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh my gosh, all of the glory that is him.
Okay wow, is bringing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Back Jubil and Nina in a conversation about things we
hated as kids that we love as adults.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let's go. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Girl Mass is putting your phone on do not Disturb
and still checking if he disturbed you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
When I do that, all my notifications are off. But
I'm still just like Snapchat, Instagram. Yes, girl, Mass is
taking one thousand picks and only liking three to five
of them. I have two rebuttals to it too. One
that's just how you look. No angles go change that.
Number Two's crazy. I'm sick of it. You look that way.
That's how you look. Number two is so you're trying
(00:58):
to get a photo right to post on the grand
you want paper to lock it. Stuff, trying to look
like a million dollars. That's not what gets locks by yourself.
What you look like you nuts and your nutural hobitality.
That's what gets locks right. You will show You'll like
there's a thread going viral now of people over thirty
sharing adult things that seem boring when they were younger,
(01:20):
but now it really excites them.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I just want to point out, real quick, victoria over thirty,
part of the whatever the story is also applies people
over two three.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Are you an adult? No, I'd like to think of itself.
That's okay, cool, glad to be clarified.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, you know, you get to that point in life
we have to start doing adult things all the time.
And being an adult sucks. Yeah, I heard, But you
start to take pleasure in some of the simple things.
And there's the list going viral and it's pretty funny.
Getting good at produce that's a skull. Finding a good
avocado or tomato at the store is amazing, It's true.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
But sometimes you don't even really realize that your skill
has been mastered until you get home. Es actually with melons,
you know, because you've got to really hit the melon
on the right side to make sure that it feels hollow,
and when you get home and it's a juicy melon,
wait what.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh my gosh, I wanted life.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Why did you get to hit a melon to figure
out it's good or not? Yeah, smack a melonie, smack it, dude.
I just am like praying when I get home that
it's really good because I'm going to cut it into it,
like the minute I get home, and I'm kind of
just praying that it's not you to start smacking.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Being an adult means you smack melons. Another thing on
this list of adult things that used to be boring
but are fun now bird watching on purpose for fun.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I like to do that, but I also like to
whenever I'm having a relaxing Saturday, I'll watch TV and
then I'll put bird watching on my iPad for Mosa,
my cat.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Kind of cute. She gets into it. That's cool. Another
thing on this list is it's such a losard. It's
as I get ridiculously excited about appliances that I couldn't
have cared less about as a child. I got an
instapot for Christmas, Yes, and a vacuum for Black Friday,
and I was so excited.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's so true when you get the vacuum that sucks
everything up. Yes, thing that it is more satisfying. And also,
to be fair, kitchen toys are the best toys. If
you do not have an immersion blender, I highly recommend
getting an immersion blender because you have an immersion blender.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, I had to use it to mash potatoes. What
is it?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We were all together, it was a family dinner or not,
you know so, but you plug it in and you
turn it on and just goes ah.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Those are cool.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, okay, to mash your potatoes you like mate
guatt or like whatever pesto.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I was really excited when I got that. I
didn't know what it's called anmmersion blender. Immersion blenders. Yes,
I use it for my protein shakes, but mostly because
I don't wash out the other stuff that I'm happening with.
So then I'm like, where's that other little blender thing?
Another thing that people used to find boring that they
find exciting now as an adult alone time, Yes it
doesn't matter if it's just sitting in silence doing nothing.
(03:54):
Something like that would have been punishment as a kid,
but now it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I've always loved being alone, so I will say when
I was little and we would get in trouble like
me and my brothers. My brothers would not want to
stay in the room like they would yell, scream, cry,
and then there'd be me next.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Door being like, h losers. Who's going to get out faster?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But who doesn't want to leave their room? Also me.
Another thing on the list of things that people used
to find boring when they were a kid, but now
as an adult they find it weirdly satisfying. Paying bills No, no,
what who finds that fun? Nope? Not fun? Yeah no,
that's why I don't do it. I never really have.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
But the funny part is when you play the game
where you pay bills and then you look at your
bank account there's still money there.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But how often does that happen?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But it's a fun game when you play it like that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah right, it's like haha, sucker is I still have cash.
But that's not all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Spending an hour on Amazon looking for the perfect mop
and then finally finding it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, bro, just spending time on Amazon itself. I'll go
through daily and be looking like what do I want today?
What do I want to spend? You end up getting
a lot of things. I got a sandy Desky the
other day. Oh yeah, But then I get a message
from my mom being like, why are you spending so
much on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Because I use her account? So is that really adult?
That so much to watch on Amazon? Your Mom's like,
what are you doing? So I'm using my credit card?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's another jewbile phone Frameday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hello, Hi, Hello, my name is or Helio. I'm calling
from doggy daycare. Is this Peanuts mommy?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes? This is me? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know where to start. I need to speak
with you about specifically Peanut. I know both of your
little Aussie doodles, Peanut and Snoop stay here during the day,
and I need to talk to you specifically about Peanut.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I mean, is there an issue?
Speaker 8 (05:53):
He's been going you guys for like a year now
and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So we have not met in person. I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My name is Rojalio, familiar and I am the in
house dog.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Whisper, the in house dog whisper.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes, I have consultations with the dogs weekly and I've
spoken to your dogs a few times. But this week
Peanuts shared something with me and so I thought I
needed to call you and talk about I.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Did not know that dog whispering was part of the
service at the doggy day care.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh well, I'm surprised. Yes, every dog that stays here
gets whispered to at least once a week. I have
whispered your dogs, and your dogs have whispered me many times.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Okay, and is there?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Are are you getting to a point here?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is there?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Do we need to keep having our conversation?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Was today? Peanuts shared with me that there's a cat
in the house.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Correct, Uh, yeah, yes, so they don't.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Really interact though. The cat stays in the basement.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, not according to Peanut, that's not Peanut told me
that the cat is mean to him. The cat steals
his bed, and the other day the cat slapped him
on the cheek.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
The cat that's scared of his own shadow and won't
come out of the basement is interacting with my dog.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Your dog himself told.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
You, well, no, you're telling me.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
My dog is telling you that a cat who is
trapped in the basement is abusing him. Yes, this is
what you're calling me about.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And he warned me that this is the reaction I
would get because the thing that I really wanted to
talk to you about was He says that you choose
the cat's side over his.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
How do you now look what you've done?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
How do you want this conversation to go? Because I'm
a little bit I'm a little bit of a loss here.
It's to what is even what are you even talking about?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Normally an instance is like a coherent stuff coming from
your side.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Normally in instances like this, Rolio requests that you come
in here for about two hours, sit down with me
and your dog Peanut, and we will conversation to sort
of mend this conflict.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You think that I'm going to take two hours out
of my day to sick and have a conversation with
you and my dog about a problem that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, he can hear you, you know, and he knows everything.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I can understand everything that I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Every single yes, yes, yes, everything. So when can I
get you to in here for a session so that
we can mend this conflict?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
That's not that's not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I guess the retreat is off the turn wait, retreat?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The final stage? The final stage mending a conflict like
this is I sit down with all of you, and
then after that we will need to go on a
three week retreat into a low populated wooded area and
live off the land together so that we regain our
sense of community.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
No, there's no way I'm doing any of that, and
that's out of curiosity.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
What are we looking, warrior? What is that going to
put me back? What's is your retreat?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's only four thousand dollars. It will only be four
thousand dollars from the starfore.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Four thousand dollars. Sure, no problems.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I would love to.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Give you wonderful wonderful have.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
A non exective problem with my dog?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
That sounds grim?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Helio is confused.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Here, I will start has some whisper it for you?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, yeah, clear us.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yes, okay, that's time that's gonna be wasted today.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So all right, wait, hold up, I have to let
you know that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your sister
Taylor set you up. What it's a joke, Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Said sir.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
I was so ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Dog was for Oh my god, wake up every morning
with Jubal phone Franks, it's time for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
There is no Nina huh, there is no jubil There
is only me, producer Brash.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Okay, the rest of the team over here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, yeah, you're right. Let me introduce the rest of
the B team from the Jubile Show. It's Victoria Hi,
and we've got digital producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
We thought it was important you still knew what was
going on in the world, So Victoria is gonna go
ahead and attempt to deliver Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Guys, I'm so excited. Freaky Friday Too has begun filming.
Who that is exact?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Really?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They announced it twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I believe that they would be getting a sequel, and
it's been like twenty something years since we've gotten the
first movie, and now the second one is finally.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is confusing. Does it have any same actors? Yes,
it's Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. A'm gonna be
in any Was the first movie iconic?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I used to go home every single day and watch
it after school. Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I didn't know that, Like, can you tell me like
top Gun hasn't been made in twenty years, and you
make a new top Gun that I would understand, or
maybe like Liar Liar, Jim.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Carrey's Liar or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Freaky Friday was one of those movies for me that
was just on a list of movies.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It got dumped out in the summer and nobody cared
about it. No, Brad, that was like so iconic. You
feel like it's pretty iconic. Okay, well I'm down to
be wrong. This is what my daughter like it. Yes,
she will act. Okay, maybe I'll take her to see it.
There you go. Well's not gonna come out to twenty
twenty five. But well they started filming. It's all good.
Hopefully she'll still be around by then. I don't know
why that. We're going to move on.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
A Montana man was sentenced to prison for bank robberies
the Catches.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He is eighty eight years old. Oh nice, okay, get
his son.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Even white Cloud pled guilty in February to one count
of bank robbery and was ordered to pay three thousand
and ninety two dollars in restitution.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But then they sentenced him to ten years in prison.
After that, Oh that's lame. Why is it lame? Okay, yay,
he only got three grand.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, it's harmless, it's hardly did he hurt anybody?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Not that I'm armed. Money please, and then they gave
him too much money. I don't know. I I feel
like maybe you only think this way because he's because
he's older, and you think that's like cute. It can't
be like scary because he's older. But I don't know. Yeah,
this is justice. Maybe I've also seen.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Maybe I've also seen too many documentaries recently, so I'm decentitive.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's definitely possible. That could be it too well.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
To end the trendings up eight and ten Americans are
burnt out of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Or sounds kind of crazy, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was an actual statistic at this point, says seventy
eight percent of people who are using dating apps feel
burnt out of them, and that was when they did
a poll of one thousand US adults.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Of course, what is it? I mean, just go out
in the world and meet people at coffee shops. We
correct really hard.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You don't, Victoria. You can barely put a sense together
when you're in public. When the Q guy walks up
to you shut it down? That was a good boy.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
First dated follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Really is all the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So in a few minutes we're going to call him
see if you'll tell us why is ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, literly, how long
has it been since you heard from Lucas?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yea, so it's been two weeks for exactly?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, have you reached out to him? No?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I kind of feel like the guys she reached out first.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, why do you want to get a hold of him?
Likes if it's been two weeks? Like, was the date
just like that? Did?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Well? I would say it was okay, Like it wasn't
that great, but I thought I did everything right and
he made it a point to tell me that he
really wanted to see me again. So I'm just kind
of wondering why he hadn't reached out.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, Well, tell us to tell us how the date, Lily,
what happened?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah, well, you know, I.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Haven't been on a date in a while. I'm kind
of like a homebody, so my friends were saying that
they needed to get me out. They met this school
guy at a neighborhood bar named Lucas. So I met
up with him for asangria and appd a q bar
and it was fun. But you know, he talked about
himself a lot, And I don't think I did anything
(14:03):
wrong because I didn't have time to say anything inappropriate
because he was talking about him the whole time.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Kind of and you want to see him again.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Well, I think that sometimes when people start talking about
themselves incessantly, it's almost a defense mechanism, right, like you
get kind of married. Yeah, so we had two different options,
and he was nervous or he's extremely arrogant.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm not sure what was your take on that, Lily.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
No, maybe I thought maybe he was nervous and maybe
I didn't react to him, like maybe I should have
been like ooh and ah about his whatever he was
saying a little bit more. I could have been more engaging.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So you think that would be that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't know. I mean, I really would like to know.
That's kind of why I'm going in.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, tell us a little bit more about the date, like,
was there any awkward moments or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Well, he wanted with the bill, which I'm always kind
of like, I don't know how I feel about that.
I feel like a guy should usually paid. But it
was kind of a casual things. I was like, okay,
But I also think that when guys wants with the bill,
it's kind of like, oh, do you not want to
see me again? So that was one fine, but I
(15:12):
didn't read too much into it. I mean, we had,
you know, pretty good conversations. It was like a fixed
out of him date.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Six out of him? You still want to call him back?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, I guess my ego's a little bit hurt.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So this is about the principle, not the date.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It's like, Okay, you're the buddy that had the nerve
to goes to me, and you want to know why?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah, exactly, that's what.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
How did your date end?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
You know, hug? He didn't try to go in for
like an awkward kiss, which I think is very respectful
on a first date. And again he said that he
really wanted to see me again, which I was, you know, flattered,
And then he walks me to my car.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Okay, and you said that you haven't reached out to
him because you think that he should reach out, right.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, and he also said that he was going to
reach out.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
She wanted to see it had he reached out, Lily,
would you have gone on that second date?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah? I always wanted to give people a second because
you know, people get nervous.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I was a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
They do say you should go on a date with
somebody three times before you make a decision about how
you say about them.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Science and my mother both stay those things. I agree.
I'm just saying that's what i've heard. Okay. Well, we'll
play a song come Back, and then call him and
see if you tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date. Okay, thank you, if you
even want one. Maybe they just be able to find
out why you're getting ghosted. All right, We'll play song
(16:40):
come Back, get your first date follow up next. Right
in the middle of your first date follow up, if
you're just joining us, Lily is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas that she
is okay with. I was normally I say that I
really liked but Lily doesn't really really really like Lucas.
She just wanted to date with him. She's been getting
ghosted for two weeks now, so we're about to call him,
(17:00):
see if I tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
get her another date if she wants one. But Lily,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah? Sure, So I met up with this guy Lucas
for like a cute date, and he talked about himself
a lot, but at the end he said he really
wanted to see me again and he was going to
reach out. And it's been two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Okay, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right, here we go him ask week to Lucas. Please. Yeah, Hey, Lucas,
how are you. My name is Jeubel and I'm calling
from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Lucas,
I'm mean als on the show. Hi, and I'm.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Victoria there, gus.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Have you heard the show before? No, Well, let me
tell you a little bit about it. It's a radio show.
And then also we do a segment on it called
the first Date follow Up, where if you go out
on a date with somebody and ghost them. That person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email
about you from somebody. Do you want to know who?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, her name is Lily. Do you remember Lily?
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Yeah? Yeah, of course?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Thoughts on Lily?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Uh? She thinks I'm ghosting her?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Mm hmm are you?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
I don't know? I don't. I don't call girls after
a date. I wait for them to call me.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Can I ask why?
Speaker 12 (18:28):
Yeah, because I don't like to play games.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
I like, I want a girl plays games, So like,
I don't want to like how many days you're supposed
to wait and not? It's just a stupid game and
I don't need that. So I want somebody who wants
to hang out with me. So I mean, if anybody's
getting ghosted, it's me.
Speaker 12 (18:42):
Here, right.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Huh? Okay, did did you like your date with her?
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (18:48):
It was fine. She didn't seem like that. You know,
I'm like, I'm an open book. Ask me questions. You know,
she hadn't ton't like have much to say.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, did it seem like she wasn't into you?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Really?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
I mean it was fine, it was it wasn't It
wasn't like a big spark. But it was fine, like
I would go with her again.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, that's what I was going to ask if she
called me. If she did? Okay, interesting, Okay, cool, Well, Lucas,
Lily is actually on the phone listing and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Oh oh hey hi lookad Yeah, hey, look, Lucas, she
didn't more than call you.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We can't do too hey.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
Okay, Well, I mean this, this feels like the game
dand all games. Man, I don't I don't think this
is for me. We're doing a radio show after one date.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
I would.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I'm not a game player at all. I was just
really curious why you didn't text me after you said
you really wanted to see me again and you were
going to reach.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Out, you didn't text me either. I mean, it feels
like it goes both ways.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Well, Lucas, actually you're the one that's playing games because
you're waiting to see if I'm going to text you.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
I mean you could just have texted. This feels like
you're doing games right back. I feel like this is
these are your.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Games to get clarity and communication.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Look, I don't know what you want, like you didn't text,
You didn't say anything, So seems like you know want
I want to be with someone who really wants to
talk to me.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
That's enough, That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Don't you see it kind of as a game because
you didn't text either? You know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
What it feels like now you're trying to do mine games.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
I'm just not interested in this.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying. You're playing games. Yeah, now,
I think we're all playing games. But if you want
someone to like you, shouldn't you also like them show
them interest as well.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
I mean, I'm interested in everybody, So I'm looking for
people who are interested in me.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Oh okay, How am I supposed to know that you're
interested if you don't text or call me?
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Am I supposed to know you're interested if you don't
text or call me?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Hey, would you guys? I like to go on a
second date? We'll pay for it?
Speaker 10 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Actually I would.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh what you would? Yeah, Lucas, you want to go
on a date too?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Sure that sounds good. You're gonna pay for them?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
So, now do we both feel confident that the other
person is interested in the other person? Or do we
need to text again after this call to say I'm interested.
I want to see you. We can go on the
counter three you can text each other at the same time.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like she's interested. That's what
I was looking for. So I think he solved it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
All right, And now Lily, you know that he was
interested too.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And he's glad to find it out.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, Well, enjoy your date and you guys have a
lot to talk about. I'm sure. Yeah, good luck on that.
Speaker 12 (21:39):
We should appreciate this out now. Then I guess you
want to text me only you know what.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Sure, but you have to text me back after.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Isn't that what you do? Okay, well, deal, we got
a deal. Congratulations guys. First date.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Follow up The jew will show on Hits one of
six point one. You can stream us by the way
down on the Freeheart Radio Hits one of six one
Seattle dot Com.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We don't have a Jewel or a Victoria. We do
have Victoria.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We don't have a Jewel lor A Nina today, but
I'm producer Brad. Victoria's here, digital producer Gabbia's here, and
we are gonna through the magic of radio and audio.
And since everything we say and do is recorded. We're
gonna bring jubil Anina back into the studio here, and
we're gonna do a game of you versus Victoria. Find
out a few wins starting right now.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Time for you versus Victoria, your chance to take on
our own Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia
to see who gets to get tickled until they pee
their pants. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria,
Shan And what's up Shannon? Good morning, Good morning? Are
you ready to get tickled till you be your pants?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'll pass on that, but I'm excited for trivia.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Very answer, Victoria, Do you have anything to say to
Shannon before you go out of the studio. I really
hope I win, but that hasn't really been working for
the last few days, so I hope it's not a strategy. Yeah,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving, Shannon.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
(23:32):
you outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (23:34):
I am all right?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Your time starts now. Who wrote the famous novel nineteen
eighty four?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
What is the chemical symbol for potassium?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Shoot?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Heo?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
In?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
What year did World War two end?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Nineteen twelve?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What is the capital city of Argentina?
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (24:00):
True?
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Who?
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I feel really stupid to day?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Who sated the famous artwork The Persistence of Memory?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh shoot, I don't know a pass?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
These are hard. Just to be fair, bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she comes back in and
gets settled, Shan And what's something you would like the
world to know about you today?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
My goodness, well, I don't know if I want the
world to know.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
But right now we are raising chicks and duck wings
in our dining room. We have six duck wings and
ten chicks in our dining room.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That sounds fun, horible yeah, how did you acquire the ducks?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
So many questions, multiple stores we.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Went in for we went in for something else, and
I came out with a couple gugs. And we got
home and the kids like, I don't want yellow ducks.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
I want black ducks.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
So we went to a different store and.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Got black ducks.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And then I was.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
At another store and then I saw black and.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
White ducks, and so now we am sick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm getting great, got cool. Before I leave the house,
I'd be like, sorry, I was late, guys, I was
getting my ducks in a row, saying I'll make them
all line up.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You are someone who would undonne us.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, Shanny, you give me the hook up on those stores.
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds scared, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and you have to beat Shannon outright
to win, and Shannon, you can do the honors of
telling Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
He wrote the famous novel in nineteen eighty four, What how,
I don't know? What is the chemtra symbol for potassium yo?
In which year did World War Two end? I know
this one forty A? What is the what is the
capital city of Argentina?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I don't know who painted the famous artwork The Persistence
of Memory.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Bro, what are these questions? I don't know, man, I
didn't know what. I don't even know what painting that is.
Let's sing, hey, who painted the freaking mona?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Lisa?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard, producer bread.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I almost didn't have to pick up my pen. Shannon,
you got zero, correct, Victoria got one? Whoa victory for Victoria? Wow,
Shannon got that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You didn't win. You didn't be Victoria. So Victoria gets
to get tickled until she peees her pants. I'd rather
not the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
George Orwell wrote the famous novel nineteen eighty four. The
chemical symbol for potassium.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Is k oh.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I kind of thought it was k two. World War
two ended in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah. I did the capital city in forty eight. Yeah,
but then I said we'll wait forty five, forty four. Yes,
you landed on forty five.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
The capital city of Argentina is Buenos Aires.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I wish I could say that.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Quote Salvador Dally is the artist that did the Persistence
of Memory.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I feel like I definitely knew that one too. Yeah,
you said about every question Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Well yeah, but that one I never kind of knew
because it kind of well, you know, Salvador Dolly, but
you probably don't know the painting.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, Na, sal I do now.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I get on the way. He was like, yeah, that
who doesn't know little Sala doll a little Sally. Guys
were playing these games with me, Jen, Thank you very much,
are playing. Thank you? Your ducks are love. Yes, what's
your Dutch name?
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Oh my gosh, Well that's okay if you're excited about them.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Now.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
So the kids named the first four, so that we
have Duckleberry Finn.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yes, we have t J, who my youngest Tucker, he
named after him, So Tucker Junior is TJ.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
We also have Jamal and Johnish John and then the
two the two newest ones are Maggie because she the
magpie deck and then Annie after the gallant the feed store,
the galu.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
The feed store. I love it. I love it when
kids name thing. Yeah, they they really do a great
job naming. Shannon, thank you very much for playing. We
play you versus Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you can
always dm us At the Jubil Show, It's time to
Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show. Evan is
(28:28):
on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and
he thinks that his girlfriend of four years named Morgan
might be messing around. So we're going to see if
we can help him out. Evan was, up, man, why
do you think Morgan might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (28:40):
This is the thing you know she's in. She's in
the kickball right, Okay, I pretty much it started getting
a little suspicious with her because you know, she comes home,
you know, from kickball with like, you know, a little
redness around her mouth and then you know, a cheeks.
And when I asked about it, she says, you know,
(29:01):
it comes from you know, getting hit with the ball
and it leaves a mark, you know, And.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
She says, you know, she loves it.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
She likes it because you know, it makes her feel
like he you know, tried hard and was putting put
himself out there, you know, putting in the effort.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
You know, it makes sense when you feel like you
did something, are you constantly hit in the face. I
don't know gus she is.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
But yeah, yeah, But the reason why I'm a little
alarmed about it is because you know, it's happening like
after every game, you know, like every single game. I
can understand, you know, once in a wild type of thing,
but every game, and I don't know, mane of one
(29:42):
of the biggest red flags is the fact that you know,
I had a bed, you know, and it would leave
the same mark on her face, you know, after we made.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Out like.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Exactly, and you know, kickball is her thing, and you know,
you know, I don't want to you know what I'm saying.
I don't want to overstep and you know and pose.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
But it's just it just doesn't sit.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Well with me, you know. And it's a co op
league too, by the way, there's definitely a co op league,
So there's definitely gods there. And I don't want to
jump to conclusions, but I can understand, you know, getting
hit in the face with you know, with the ball
like air and there, but every game, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I tried going to her games and like seeing what
goes on.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
See the reason I didn't want to go is because
I don't see. I'm not the type of person that
liked to impose, you know what I mean. If she
would have invited me, or if she would have asked me,
I definitely would have went. But she has you know,
in the beginning, I've went to a few games, you know,
but lately she hasn't asked me to come at all.
(30:57):
It's almost like, I don't know, it's almost like she
doesn't want me to go, but I don't want to
be confrontational. And you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, have you asked her straight up if something's going on?
Speaker 10 (31:11):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Like through how that you keep getting hit the face everything,
you know.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
That's why I'm calling you guys, because I haven't actually
straight up.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
But I.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
Really have strong suspicions about it, you know, because I
know the pattern, and we were together and in the beginning,
you know, it was it was different, you know. And
to be honest, the games I went to, she didn't
get hit in the face with the balls, so you
get you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to laugh at that. I'm
just picturing this girl sticking her head out every time
a ball.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
Yeah, like she didn't get hit one time at number
of games I watched.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
All right, man, well we'll try to figure it out
for you. Okay, you already told us a grocery store.
She's a Rewards I remember so well, the usual. All
up and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those flowers
to you or to somebody else. All right, okay, all right,
we'll play a song come back and get you to
(32:14):
catch acheter next if you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Evan is on the phone and
he's been with his girlfriend Morgan for four years, but
now he thinks something might be going on. So we're
gonna see if we can catch you right now when
we call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a Rewards card member at and tell
her that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member to say thank you for shopping with us by
giving them free flowers delivered to anybody that they want. See.
(32:38):
She sends those to her boyfriend Evan or to somebody
else before we do that, Why don't you catch everybody
up on your situation.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You know, my girl, she's into kickball, and lately she's
been coming home with readiness around her mouth and on
she since she's saying it comes from getting hit with
the ball in the face. But I mean suspicious about
it because at this point it's happening in every single game.
I really it's hard for me to believe you're getting
hit with the ball in the face every single game
(33:06):
and it's causing that redness surround your face.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yes, all right, man, you ready to call her?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
To be honest, I'm a little nervous, but all.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Okay, Okay, Hello.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Hi, this is Trouble calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Morgan.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Uh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Hi. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to inform you that congratulations,
you're this most big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Okay, what I didn't sign up for any contests like
what is this?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Every single month we' use one Rewards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
You've just won thirty six long star red roses, a
box of candy, and a card delivered anywhere in the
United States absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred dollars value.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Thanks just our way of saying thank you for shopping
with us.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Here's how we can go about this. If you know
the person's name that you want to send them to.
I can take the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone. If you need some time, I
can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
No, that's fine. I know who I want to make
it out to. You can send them to Keenan.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You say, Keenan.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Do you have a last name on the Keenan?
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Would you like to send a card with it?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Great? So what would you like to put in the card?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
I guess uh? I always a good time. I hope
you enjoy these flowers.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Always a good time.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
And then my name Morgan.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Great, Thank you very much. That was Keenan once again?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Right, yes, Keenan.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Do you think Evan would have a problem with that?
Speaker 10 (35:02):
Who's Keenan?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
What?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Yeah? I was just wondering, like, who's Keenan? I could
send him some flowers too? Who is always a good time?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
What do you This is actually the Jewel Show. It's
a radio show. We do a segment where we catch
people cheating by seeing who they'll send flowers to.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Always a good time? I guess them always a good time.
I mean, I could send him some flowers too, if
you know it's always a great time. I'm like, y'all
just having so much money.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Mine.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Evan, I met always in a good time playing kickball.
He's the color Oh my.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
God, Like, come on, like that's the thing. Like I
feel like you're playing with my intelligence at this point,
Like you you really think like I'm just stupid, Like
this is crazy.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I don't think you're stupid, But you know, Keenan, he's
your friend from college.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
Like why I don't know why?
Speaker 10 (35:53):
You know I know who Keenan is. That's why I
ask who's Keenan? And you're talking about always a good time?
I'm with him? Really, First of all, that's my friend
from college, and I know I know what his good
time looks like.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Trust me, Evan, It's not like that. Okay, It's not
like we haven't.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
Even so if it's not like that, what is it like?
What is it like?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
If it's not like that, it's just.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
We only made out a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, oh wow.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
Wow, wow, you know what, at least at least you're
being honest about it, you know, and wow, and you
know this world is the big place right out of
all of these people. And were you you go to Keenan? Okay, yeah,
we were cool. We were fresh in high school. He's narcissistic.
(36:48):
I think every woman another not just another notch on
his belt. And I look like the clown. Now you
just you gave him You're not a clown me. Okay,
you just gave him a lot of points on me.
Now he can say I had your girlfriend, Like, No.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
You're making this all about you, Evan. That's not what
this is. Okay, I love you, Okay, it's just that
I a crush on Keenan.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Oh my god, wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Plan this, Evan.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Well guess what. I didn't plan this either, But I
hope you plan to find somewhere to stay because I'm
packing your stuff and you got to get out of
my house. Mom.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, No, Look, this was
a we had a little bit of a crush.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
He and his girlfriend broke up and we made out
a couple of times. That's all it is. I don't
even know if we even have feelings for each other.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
I do not want to break up with you, Okay,
I feel like you're making this into a bigger deal
that needs to be.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
I'm gonna be honest. There's no way I can be
with somebody that has a crush on somebody else. That's
just absolutely never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
And out of all people, did you ever get hit
in the face with the ball though?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I was just wondering.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
I didn't get hit my face from the ball.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Feelings.
Speaker 10 (38:20):
I'm sorry to be honest. At this point, I think
y'all deserve each other. Like I was hurt, I was like,
I went through a roller coaster of emotions. To be honest,
I was hurt, I was angry, I was confused, I
was everything right. But at this point I came to
the realization that y'all are both narcissists because I know him.
He's a narcissistic and you fit right in that category
(38:43):
with him. Yeah, you really do.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Ye.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Y'all deserve each other. Ya should have what you said
on the uh on a note for the gift. What
you said, great time, always a good time. You need
to have a good time together and stay together. Okay,
and I'm gonna have a good time packing your stuff
and leaving it on the porch. Okay, they're not even
coming in my house. Okay, I'm gonna have a great
on hacking your stuff and putting it outside. Okay, Okay, you.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Know what I can tell this is going nowhere. I'm
gonna hang up now. Okay, bye, Evan.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Bye bye, and come get your stuff please, goodbye, good
riddance too.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
She's gone, Evan.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I'm sorry, bro man, this is crazy.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
I treated that ungrateful girl like a queen.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
You know, nice guys always finished last.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Like all of my friends, I have a lot of
friends that you know. They treat women like, you know,
like dirt. They cheat on them and do all these things.
Their hearts are never broke, man. There's only the good
guys who hard to get broke.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
At this point, I'm about to just stop being a
good guy.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
No, it's a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Arrow.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We're working on right now.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
Man, it's hard being a nice person. Man, it's just hard.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It is if nobody else appreciated you and I could
date someday, Evan, I think we be really good for
each other.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
The Jewbel shows to catch a cheater, some conversation should
be had twice, sometimes even three times. Thrice. Oh, that's correct, Victoria.
I'm producer Brad. This is the Jubil Show. Victoria doesn't
know what thrice is? Hi, yep, that's me and digital
producer Gabby definitely knew what thrice was.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I did say three times.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
A conversation that was had in the studio before about
what men learn when they move in with women is fantastic,
and we're going to play that for you right now
on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Roman Empire is knowing that when Cleopatrick died, she said,
no man shall ever find my troop, and then two
thousand and fifty one years later, the closest person to
finding it is a woman.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Shocked because I'm not really second understand she said, too too, Yeah,
because the accident. Yeah, it's cute. You know how it
is you think you know a person and then you
move in with them. Well, A list is going viral
of things that men didn't know about women until moving
in with one, and it's pretty hilarious. So let's go
over the list. One thing that men didn't know about
(41:09):
women until they moved in with them is, just like cats,
they naturally gravitate to the warmest parts of the house.
Oh yeah, you don't want to be cold? What this
is gonna be funny? Okay? Another one says that they
take showers with boiling hot water. Again, who wants to
be take Another thing on the list of things that
men didn't know about women until they moved in with one,
(41:31):
they never finished their drinks. I find two cups of
half drunk coffee scattered around the house multiple times a week.
I don't know why we I think that is true, definitely.
I noticed that too. I'm always like, well, when I've
lived with women before them, I was like, why does
she never finish her drink? Ever, I don't know why
we do that? I somewhere done, We're done. That applies
to all things in life things. Another thing on the
list she takes off her broad at the end of
(41:53):
the day the same way I take off my belt
with the force of a thousand suns and a sigh
of relief is the greatest thing. But that's so funny.
We're going over a list that's going viral of the
top things that men didn't know about women until they
moved in With one, women have a million black hair
ties and also none, Yeah, because you're always looking for
(42:13):
a hair tie, but you have so many.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
It's the same thing with chapstick, the two things that
you have tons of that you can never find.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Because then you lose them, then you gotta go find them,
and then you find them in random places and then.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Well, I you were excited about finding my chapstick in
my jeans pockets than five dollars, because I'm like, oh,
I've been looking for this yet.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Little bird's bees. Another I think on the list of
things that men didn't know about women until they moved
in with one that a five foot tall, one hundred
pound woman can take up an entire king sized bed.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
You got a starfish, dude, it's so comfy.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Another thing on this list is how long it takes
to put on makeup. A guy said he never saw
his mom do hers and didn't realize that it's a
whole production. Yeah, it is. A whole production. And it's
not just the makeup, it's also the hair.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
It's more stressful when you feel like you and your
man are getting ready at the same time and you
are just taking way longer. But in reality you get
ready faster than all your friends.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh, that's a good point. It's so weird. I've probably
found that the peaceful time of the day, like if
we're going out somewhere, because I could, I know, I
have like two hours to basically do whatever I want, Like,
I'll take a shower, I'll get ready, and then I'm like, sweet,
what do I want to do right now? A long time? Yeah,
it is. I could go outside, I could work on something.
I can do a whole painting, I can read a book,
(43:25):
I can do whatever I want. But at the end
of it, she will still come downstairs and go, Okay,
I'm ready, and then I'll be like, oh, sweet, let
me just want on my shoes. And then now I'm
the reason we're running late. I'm just waiting on you, like, well,
you've been up there for two hours, yeah, but you're
not ready to go. Your shoes aren't on.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Sins.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I had someone come over give me a massage in
the time it took you to get ready. I've been
coming over a list of things that men didn't know
about women until moving in with one. Their hair gets everywhere. Yeah,
we should sometimes I do that on purpose. What I
told you, I've done this.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
When you're leaving the house, a strand of my hair
be somewhere on your clothing.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
That way, my territory has been marked.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
When you go about your day, you don't know it's there,
but another woman will see it and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Are you serious.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
It's like a dog tag, but it's harmless and it works.
Speaker 16 (44:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay. I had a girlfriend that I was living with
once accused me of being with another girl because of
a hair and she was going off because it wasn't
the same color as her hair. Yeah, that's how you
catch them. And I was just quiet though. I was
quiet because she was going off, and I was like,
you just did your hair the other day and had
it colored, and then she was like, oh yeah I did. Okay,
(44:35):
never mind, I know that you care. Now, can you
go do makeup or something as I need to decompress.
After that, we're going over the list of things that
meant didn't know about until they moved in with one.
It just says pillows. Pillows everywhere, Yeah, everywhere, it's the best.
They hold you up when you're sleeping on the couches everywhere.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Pillows, Well, we don't have any pillows on the couches.
Whenever we send you to the couch, what are you
gonna sleep with?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's a good point, Victoria. I slept on a lot
of throaw pillows. They're not as comfy as the real gal.
I actually like pillows, though, so I don't have a
problem with that. But I do know guys that complained
about how many pillows there are in the house. Another
thing on the list of things that men didn't know
about women until moving in with one. Common areas guests
can see must be spotless. Their personal space cannot be
(45:22):
seen by any guests. It's an absolute disaster song. Yeah,
how do you not know that?
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Isn't that common sense?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
But I also am someone who likes to like before
I even clean the kitchen, just in case they see
my room, I'll click my room. And my roommate's gotten
mad at me about that, because she's like Victoria, we
have friends coming over in thirty minutes. I'm like, I know,
I'm cleaning my room. She's like, why, no one's gonna
look at your room and I'm like, well, just in case.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Gonna blame the dirt on her. But if you see
your room it's spotless, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Oh really I could thank Yeah? Yeah, how longing?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Like, have you seen her room? That's why this place
is that. It's time for Nina's what's trending? But there's
no Nina today.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I miss her? Are you too?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
She will not here either. I'm producer Brad Victorious here.
She's about to give you what's trending, and we have
digital producer Cabby Hey, it's her for Color commentary.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
All right, Victoria, what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Well, first off, a Florida family who had Space station
debors hit their house is now swing NASA debris.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Just wow, Okay, I don't care. I'm just gonna keep going. No,
that's fine. I just wanted to let you know it
was debris. You got this.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I know it's French for stuff on your house.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Okay, Well, they got hit by stuff on their house
with stuff that crashed through. Apparently that was from NASA,
so their objects ripped through their home in March, and
then about a month later, NASA confirmed that it was
a metal support used to mount old batteries on a
cargo palette.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Are you okay, No, too early for this. I don't
know how NA does it obviously. Wow, Okay, So Florida
family is suing NASA.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yes, because NASA they didn't know what it was that
hit their house, and then.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Well clearly it was devors. Next story. You're good. You're good.
I believe in you, Victoria. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Well, anyways, now they're suing to the next story.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
K It now.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Has a new baby Stanley cup that's going viral. Now.
Stanley cups have been in the news a lot this year,
but now Target is announcing their new baby Stanley Cup.
It is a fourteen out stainless steel tumbler and they're
apparently designed for toddlers and are garnering significant attention for
they're cute and compact size.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
That's really cute.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Listen as the only parent in the room, Okay, I
have to say, I really like this. I think we
need to begin in doctrinating our children at the toddler age.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
All the brands, all.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
The brands, all the screens, all the dumb things we like.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
We need to give it to them now so they
don't make us feel stupid later. Exactly. We're liking those things,
you need to show them target.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, he show Stanley Kint Stanley Kint.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
New Balance shoes and you.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Can get them in really cute colors, by the way,
like violet, tropical, teal, passion, pink, and right line.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh my goodness, good reminder.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
This is normally Nina's what's trending, but Victoria is doing
it today and we're gonna stop there.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Okay, you could do more into just a little bit.
Is that cool? Yep? All right.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
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Speaker 3 (48:34):
Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yes, I've been married for fifteen years.
Speaker 16 (48:42):
And I've been having an affair with a twenty three
year old and I'm twenty four years older than him. Whoah,
and it's been going on for like five years.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Oh wow, Wow, are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 16 (48:58):
Not really, because it's he just comes over and I
do what I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 7 (49:04):
I just handled my business and go.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Are you meant done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 7 (49:09):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well? Thank you for telling us your dirty little see
like Leonardo? No problem, Bye bye bye. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (49:21):
Yes, I've been married for fifteen years and I've been
having an affair with a twenty three year old and
I'm twenty four years older than him.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Whoa, Yeah, it's been going on for like five years.
Oh wow, Wow, are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 16 (49:39):
Not really, because it's he just comes over and I
do what I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
I just handled my business and go.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Are you meant done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well? Thank you for telling us your dirty little see
like Leonardo?
Speaker 7 (49:56):
No problem, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
What's your you dirty little secret?
It's the Jubil Show, but there's no Jubil and there's
no Nina, So it's just me producer Brad. We've got
Victoria Y and we've got digital producer Gabby Hey and
right now, through the magic of what it is to
be producer Brad.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh my gosh, all of the glory that is him.
Okay wow, is bringing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Back Jubil and Nina in a conversation about things we
hated as kids that we love as adults.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let's go. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Girl Mass is putting your phone on do not Disturb
and still checking if he disturbed you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
When I do that, all my notifications are off. But
I'm still just like Snapchat, Instagram. Yes, girl, Mass is
taking one thousand picks and only liking three to five
of them. I have two rebuttals to it too. One
that's just how you look. No angles go change that.
Number Two's crazy. I'm sick of it. You look that way.
That's how you look. Number two is so you're trying
(00:58):
to get a photo right to post on the grand
you want paper to lock it. Stuff, trying to look
like a million dollars. That's not what gets locks by yourself.
What you look like you nuts and your nutural hobitality.
That's what gets locks right. You will show You'll like
there's a thread going viral now of people over thirty
sharing adult things that seem boring when they were younger,
(01:20):
but now it really excites them.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I just want to point out, real quick, victoria over thirty,
part of the whatever the story is also applies people
over two three.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Are you an adult? No, I'd like to think of itself.
That's okay, cool, glad to be clarified.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, you know, you get to that point in life
we have to start doing adult things all the time.
And being an adult sucks. Yeah, I heard, But you
start to take pleasure in some of the simple things.
And there's the list going viral and it's pretty funny.
Getting good at produce that's a skull. Finding a good
avocado or tomato at the store is amazing, It's true.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
But sometimes you don't even really realize that your skill
has been mastered until you get home. Es actually with melons,
you know, because you've got to really hit the melon
on the right side to make sure that it feels hollow,
and when you get home and it's a juicy melon,
wait what.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh my gosh, I wanted life.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Why did you get to hit a melon to figure
out it's good or not? Yeah, smack a melonie, smack it, dude.
I just am like praying when I get home that
it's really good because I'm going to cut it into it,
like the minute I get home, and I'm kind of
just praying that it's not you to start smacking.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Being an adult means you smack melons. Another thing on
this list of adult things that used to be boring
but are fun now bird watching on purpose for fun.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I like to do that, but I also like to
whenever I'm having a relaxing Saturday, I'll watch TV and
then I'll put bird watching on my iPad for Mosa,
my cat.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Kind of cute. She gets into it. That's cool. Another
thing on this list is it's such a losard. It's
as I get ridiculously excited about appliances that I couldn't
have cared less about as a child. I got an
instapot for Christmas, Yes, and a vacuum for Black Friday,
and I was so excited.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's so true when you get the vacuum that sucks
everything up. Yes, thing that it is more satisfying. And also,
to be fair, kitchen toys are the best toys. If
you do not have an immersion blender, I highly recommend
getting an immersion blender because you have an immersion blender.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, I had to use it to mash potatoes. What
is it?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We were all together, it was a family dinner or not,
you know so, but you plug it in and you
turn it on and just goes ah.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Those are cool.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, okay, to mash your potatoes you like mate
guatt or like whatever pesto.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I was really excited when I got that. I
didn't know what it's called anmmersion blender. Immersion blenders. Yes,
I use it for my protein shakes, but mostly because
I don't wash out the other stuff that I'm happening with.
So then I'm like, where's that other little blender thing?
Another thing that people used to find boring that they
find exciting now as an adult alone time, Yes it
doesn't matter if it's just sitting in silence doing nothing.
(03:54):
Something like that would have been punishment as a kid,
but now it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I've always loved being alone, so I will say when
I was little and we would get in trouble like
me and my brothers. My brothers would not want to
stay in the room like they would yell, scream, cry,
and then there'd be me next.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Door being like, h losers. Who's going to get out faster?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But who doesn't want to leave their room? Also me.
Another thing on the list of things that people used
to find boring when they were a kid, but now
as an adult they find it weirdly satisfying. Paying bills No, no,
what who finds that fun? Nope? Not fun? Yeah no,
that's why I don't do it. I never really have.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
But the funny part is when you play the game
where you pay bills and then you look at your
bank account there's still money there.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But how often does that happen?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But it's a fun game when you play it like that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah right, it's like haha, sucker is I still have cash.
But that's not all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Spending an hour on Amazon looking for the perfect mop
and then finally finding it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, bro, just spending time on Amazon itself. I'll go
through daily and be looking like what do I want today?
What do I want to spend? You end up getting
a lot of things. I got a sandy Desky the
other day. Oh yeah, But then I get a message
from my mom being like, why are you spending so
much on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Because I use her account? So is that really adult?
That so much to watch on Amazon? Your Mom's like,
what are you doing? So I'm using my credit card?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's another jewbile phone Frameday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hello, Hi, Hello, my name is or Helio. I'm calling
from doggy daycare. Is this Peanuts mommy?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes? This is me? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know where to start. I need to speak
with you about specifically Peanut. I know both of your
little Aussie doodles, Peanut and Snoop stay here during the day,
and I need to talk to you specifically about Peanut.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I mean, is there an issue?
Speaker 8 (05:53):
He's been going you guys for like a year now
and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So we have not met in person. I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My name is Rojalio, familiar and I am the in
house dog.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Whisper, the in house dog whisper.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes, I have consultations with the dogs weekly and I've
spoken to your dogs a few times. But this week
Peanuts shared something with me and so I thought I
needed to call you and talk about I.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Did not know that dog whispering was part of the
service at the doggy day care.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh well, I'm surprised. Yes, every dog that stays here
gets whispered to at least once a week. I have
whispered your dogs, and your dogs have whispered me many times.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Okay, and is there?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Are are you getting to a point here?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is there?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Do we need to keep having our conversation?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Was today? Peanuts shared with me that there's a cat
in the house.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Correct, Uh, yeah, yes, so they don't.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Really interact though. The cat stays in the basement.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, not according to Peanut, that's not Peanut told me
that the cat is mean to him. The cat steals
his bed, and the other day the cat slapped him
on the cheek.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
The cat that's scared of his own shadow and won't
come out of the basement is interacting with my dog.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Your dog himself told.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
You, well, no, you're telling me.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
My dog is telling you that a cat who is
trapped in the basement is abusing him. Yes, this is
what you're calling me about.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And he warned me that this is the reaction I
would get because the thing that I really wanted to
talk to you about was He says that you choose
the cat's side over his.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
How do you now look what you've done?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
How do you want this conversation to go? Because I'm
a little bit I'm a little bit of a loss here.
It's to what is even what are you even talking about?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Normally an instance is like a coherent stuff coming from
your side.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Normally in instances like this, Rolio requests that you come
in here for about two hours, sit down with me
and your dog Peanut, and we will conversation to sort
of mend this conflict.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You think that I'm going to take two hours out
of my day to sick and have a conversation with
you and my dog about a problem that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, he can hear you, you know, and he knows everything.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I can understand everything that I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Every single yes, yes, yes, everything. So when can I
get you to in here for a session so that
we can mend this conflict?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
That's not that's not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I guess the retreat is off the turn wait, retreat?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The final stage? The final stage mending a conflict like
this is I sit down with all of you, and
then after that we will need to go on a
three week retreat into a low populated wooded area and
live off the land together so that we regain our
sense of community.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
No, there's no way I'm doing any of that, and
that's out of curiosity.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
What are we looking, warrior? What is that going to
put me back? What's is your retreat?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's only four thousand dollars. It will only be four
thousand dollars from the starfore.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Four thousand dollars. Sure, no problems.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I would love to.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Give you wonderful wonderful have.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
A non exective problem with my dog?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
That sounds grim?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Helio is confused.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Here, I will start has some whisper it for you?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, yeah, clear us.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yes, okay, that's time that's gonna be wasted today.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So all right, wait, hold up, I have to let
you know that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your sister
Taylor set you up. What it's a joke, Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Said sir.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
I was so ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Dog was for Oh my god, wake up every morning
with Jubal phone Franks, it's time for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
There is no Nina huh, there is no jubil There
is only me, producer Brash.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Okay, the rest of the team over here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, yeah, you're right. Let me introduce the rest of
the B team from the Jubile Show. It's Victoria Hi,
and we've got digital producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
We thought it was important you still knew what was
going on in the world, So Victoria is gonna go
ahead and attempt to deliver Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Guys, I'm so excited. Freaky Friday Too has begun filming.
Who that is exact?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Really?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They announced it twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I believe that they would be getting a sequel, and
it's been like twenty something years since we've gotten the
first movie, and now the second one is finally.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is confusing. Does it have any same actors? Yes,
it's Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. A'm gonna be
in any Was the first movie iconic?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I used to go home every single day and watch
it after school. Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I didn't know that, Like, can you tell me like
top Gun hasn't been made in twenty years, and you
make a new top Gun that I would understand, or
maybe like Liar Liar, Jim.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Carrey's Liar or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Freaky Friday was one of those movies for me that
was just on a list of movies.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It got dumped out in the summer and nobody cared
about it. No, Brad, that was like so iconic. You
feel like it's pretty iconic. Okay, well I'm down to
be wrong. This is what my daughter like it. Yes,
she will act. Okay, maybe I'll take her to see it.
There you go. Well's not gonna come out to twenty
twenty five. But well they started filming. It's all good.
Hopefully she'll still be around by then. I don't know
why that. We're going to move on.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
A Montana man was sentenced to prison for bank robberies
the Catches.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He is eighty eight years old. Oh nice, okay, get
his son.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Even white Cloud pled guilty in February to one count
of bank robbery and was ordered to pay three thousand
and ninety two dollars in restitution.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But then they sentenced him to ten years in prison.
After that, Oh that's lame. Why is it lame? Okay, yay,
he only got three grand.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, it's harmless, it's hardly did he hurt anybody?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Not that I'm armed. Money please, and then they gave
him too much money. I don't know. I I feel
like maybe you only think this way because he's because
he's older, and you think that's like cute. It can't
be like scary because he's older. But I don't know. Yeah,
this is justice. Maybe I've also seen.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Maybe I've also seen too many documentaries recently, so I'm decentitive.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's definitely possible. That could be it too well.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
To end the trendings up eight and ten Americans are
burnt out of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Or sounds kind of crazy, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was an actual statistic at this point, says seventy
eight percent of people who are using dating apps feel
burnt out of them, and that was when they did
a poll of one thousand US adults.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Of course, what is it? I mean, just go out
in the world and meet people at coffee shops. We
correct really hard.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You don't, Victoria. You can barely put a sense together
when you're in public. When the Q guy walks up
to you shut it down? That was a good boy.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
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Speaker 2 (12:59):
Really is all the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So in a few minutes we're going to call him
see if you'll tell us why is ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, literly, how long
has it been since you heard from Lucas?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yea, so it's been two weeks for exactly?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, have you reached out to him? No?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I kind of feel like the guys she reached out first.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, why do you want to get a hold of him?
Likes if it's been two weeks? Like, was the date
just like that? Did?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Well? I would say it was okay, Like it wasn't
that great, but I thought I did everything right and
he made it a point to tell me that he
really wanted to see me again. So I'm just kind
of wondering why he hadn't reached out.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, Well, tell us to tell us how the date, Lily,
what happened?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah, well, you know, I.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Haven't been on a date in a while. I'm kind
of like a homebody, so my friends were saying that
they needed to get me out. They met this school
guy at a neighborhood bar named Lucas. So I met
up with him for asangria and appd a q bar
and it was fun. But you know, he talked about
himself a lot, And I don't think I did anything
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wrong because I didn't have time to say anything inappropriate
because he was talking about him the whole time.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Kind of and you want to see him again.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Well, I think that sometimes when people start talking about
themselves incessantly, it's almost a defense mechanism, right, like you
get kind of married. Yeah, so we had two different options,
and he was nervous or he's extremely arrogant.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm not sure what was your take on that, Lily.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
No, maybe I thought maybe he was nervous and maybe
I didn't react to him, like maybe I should have
been like ooh and ah about his whatever he was
saying a little bit more. I could have been more engaging.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So you think that would be that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't know. I mean, I really would like to know.
That's kind of why I'm going in.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, tell us a little bit more about the date, like,
was there any awkward moments or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Well, he wanted with the bill, which I'm always kind
of like, I don't know how I feel about that.
I feel like a guy should usually paid. But it
was kind of a casual things. I was like, okay,
But I also think that when guys wants with the bill,
it's kind of like, oh, do you not want to
see me again? So that was one fine, but I
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didn't read too much into it. I mean, we had,
you know, pretty good conversations. It was like a fixed
out of him date.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Six out of him? You still want to call him back?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, I guess my ego's a little bit hurt.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So this is about the principle, not the date.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It's like, Okay, you're the buddy that had the nerve
to goes to me, and you want to know why?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah, exactly, that's what.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
How did your date end?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
You know, hug? He didn't try to go in for
like an awkward kiss, which I think is very respectful
on a first date. And again he said that he
really wanted to see me again, which I was, you know, flattered,
And then he walks me to my car.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Okay, and you said that you haven't reached out to
him because you think that he should reach out, right.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, and he also said that he was going to
reach out.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
She wanted to see it had he reached out, Lily,
would you have gone on that second date?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah? I always wanted to give people a second because
you know, people get nervous.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I was a little nervous.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
They do say you should go on a date with
somebody three times before you make a decision about how
you say about them.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Science and my mother both stay those things. I agree.
I'm just saying that's what i've heard. Okay. Well, we'll
play a song come Back, and then call him and
see if you tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date. Okay, thank you, if you
even want one. Maybe they just be able to find
out why you're getting ghosted. All right, We'll play song
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come Back, get your first date follow up next. Right
in the middle of your first date follow up, if
you're just joining us, Lily is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas that she
is okay with. I was normally I say that I
really liked but Lily doesn't really really really like Lucas.
She just wanted to date with him. She's been getting
ghosted for two weeks now, so we're about to call him,
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see if I tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
get her another date if she wants one. But Lily,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah? Sure, So I met up with this guy Lucas
for like a cute date, and he talked about himself
a lot, but at the end he said he really
wanted to see me again and he was going to
reach out. And it's been two weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Okay, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right, here we go him ask week to Lucas. Please. Yeah, Hey, Lucas,
how are you. My name is Jeubel and I'm calling
from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Lucas,
I'm mean als on the show. Hi, and I'm.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Victoria there, gus.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Have you heard the show before? No, Well, let me
tell you a little bit about it. It's a radio show.
And then also we do a segment on it called
the first Date follow Up, where if you go out
on a date with somebody and ghost them. That person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email
about you from somebody. Do you want to know who?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, her name is Lily. Do you remember Lily?
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Yeah? Yeah, of course?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Thoughts on Lily?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Uh? She thinks I'm ghosting her?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Mm hmm are you?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
I don't know? I don't. I don't call girls after
a date. I wait for them to call me.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Can I ask why?
Speaker 12 (18:28):
Yeah, because I don't like to play games.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
I like, I want a girl plays games, So like,
I don't want to like how many days you're supposed
to wait and not? It's just a stupid game and
I don't need that. So I want somebody who wants
to hang out with me. So I mean, if anybody's
getting ghosted, it's me.
Speaker 12 (18:42):
Here, right.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Huh? Okay, did did you like your date with her?
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (18:48):
It was fine. She didn't seem like that. You know,
I'm like, I'm an open book. Ask me questions. You know,
she hadn't ton't like have much to say.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, did it seem like she wasn't into you?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Really?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
I mean it was fine, it was it wasn't It
wasn't like a big spark. But it was fine, like
I would go with her again.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, that's what I was going to ask if she
called me. If she did? Okay, interesting, Okay, cool, Well, Lucas,
Lily is actually on the phone listing and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Oh oh hey hi lookad Yeah, hey, look, Lucas, she
didn't more than call you.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We can't do too hey.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
Okay, Well, I mean this, this feels like the game
dand all games. Man, I don't I don't think this
is for me. We're doing a radio show after one date.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
I would.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I'm not a game player at all. I was just
really curious why you didn't text me after you said
you really wanted to see me again and you were
going to reach.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Out, you didn't text me either. I mean, it feels
like it goes both ways.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Well, Lucas, actually you're the one that's playing games because
you're waiting to see if I'm going to text you.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
I mean you could just have texted. This feels like
you're doing games right back. I feel like this is
these are your.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Games to get clarity and communication.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Look, I don't know what you want, like you didn't text,
You didn't say anything, So seems like you know want
I want to be with someone who really wants to
talk to me.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
That's enough, That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Don't you see it kind of as a game because
you didn't text either? You know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
What it feels like now you're trying to do mine games.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
I'm just not interested in this.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying. You're playing games. Yeah, now,
I think we're all playing games. But if you want
someone to like you, shouldn't you also like them show
them interest as well.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
I mean, I'm interested in everybody, So I'm looking for
people who are interested in me.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Oh okay, How am I supposed to know that you're
interested if you don't text or call me?
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Am I supposed to know you're interested if you don't
text or call me?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Hey, would you guys? I like to go on a
second date? We'll pay for it?
Speaker 10 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Actually I would.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh what you would? Yeah, Lucas, you want to go
on a date too?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Sure that sounds good. You're gonna pay for them?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
So, now do we both feel confident that the other
person is interested in the other person? Or do we
need to text again after this call to say I'm interested.
I want to see you. We can go on the
counter three you can text each other at the same time.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like she's interested. That's what
I was looking for. So I think he solved it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
All right, And now Lily, you know that he was
interested too.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And he's glad to find it out.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, Well, enjoy your date and you guys have a
lot to talk about. I'm sure. Yeah, good luck on that.
Speaker 12 (21:39):
We should appreciate this out now. Then I guess you
want to text me only you know what.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Sure, but you have to text me back after.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Isn't that what you do? Okay, well, deal, we got
a deal. Congratulations guys. First date.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Follow up The jew will show on Hits one of
six point one. You can stream us by the way
down on the Freeheart Radio Hits one of six one
Seattle dot Com.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We don't have a Jewel or a Victoria. We do
have Victoria.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We don't have a Jewel lor A Nina today, but
I'm producer Brad. Victoria's here, digital producer Gabbia's here, and
we are gonna through the magic of radio and audio.
And since everything we say and do is recorded. We're
gonna bring jubil Anina back into the studio here, and
we're gonna do a game of you versus Victoria. Find
out a few wins starting right now.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Time for you versus Victoria, your chance to take on
our own Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia
to see who gets to get tickled until they pee
their pants. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria,
Shan And what's up Shannon? Good morning, Good morning? Are
you ready to get tickled till you be your pants?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'll pass on that, but I'm excited for trivia.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Very answer, Victoria, Do you have anything to say to
Shannon before you go out of the studio. I really
hope I win, but that hasn't really been working for
the last few days, so I hope it's not a strategy. Yeah,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving, Shannon.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
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you outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (23:34):
I am all right?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Your time starts now. Who wrote the famous novel nineteen
eighty four?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
What is the chemical symbol for potassium?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Shoot?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Heo?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
In?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
What year did World War two end?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Nineteen twelve?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What is the capital city of Argentina?
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (24:00):
True?
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Who?
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I feel really stupid to day?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Who sated the famous artwork The Persistence of Memory?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh shoot, I don't know a pass?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
These are hard. Just to be fair, bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she comes back in and
gets settled, Shan And what's something you would like the
world to know about you today?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
My goodness, well, I don't know if I want the
world to know.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
But right now we are raising chicks and duck wings
in our dining room. We have six duck wings and
ten chicks in our dining room.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That sounds fun, horible yeah, how did you acquire the ducks?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
So many questions, multiple stores we.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Went in for we went in for something else, and
I came out with a couple gugs. And we got
home and the kids like, I don't want yellow ducks.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
I want black ducks.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
So we went to a different store and.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Got black ducks.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And then I was.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
At another store and then I saw black and.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
White ducks, and so now we am sick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm getting great, got cool. Before I leave the house,
I'd be like, sorry, I was late, guys, I was
getting my ducks in a row, saying I'll make them
all line up.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You are someone who would undonne us.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, Shanny, you give me the hook up on those stores.
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds scared, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and you have to beat Shannon outright
to win, and Shannon, you can do the honors of
telling Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
He wrote the famous novel in nineteen eighty four, What how,
I don't know? What is the chemtra symbol for potassium yo?
In which year did World War Two end? I know
this one forty A? What is the what is the
capital city of Argentina?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I don't know who painted the famous artwork The Persistence
of Memory.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Bro, what are these questions? I don't know, man, I
didn't know what. I don't even know what painting that is.
Let's sing, hey, who painted the freaking mona?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Lisa?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard, producer bread.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I almost didn't have to pick up my pen. Shannon,
you got zero, correct, Victoria got one? Whoa victory for Victoria? Wow,
Shannon got that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You didn't win. You didn't be Victoria. So Victoria gets
to get tickled until she peees her pants. I'd rather
not the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
George Orwell wrote the famous novel nineteen eighty four. The
chemical symbol for potassium.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Is k oh.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I kind of thought it was k two. World War
two ended in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah. I did the capital city in forty eight. Yeah,
but then I said we'll wait forty five, forty four. Yes,
you landed on forty five.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
The capital city of Argentina is Buenos Aires.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I wish I could say that.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Quote Salvador Dally is the artist that did the Persistence
of Memory.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I feel like I definitely knew that one too. Yeah,
you said about every question Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Well yeah, but that one I never kind of knew
because it kind of well, you know, Salvador Dolly, but
you probably don't know the painting.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, Na, sal I do now.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I get on the way. He was like, yeah, that
who doesn't know little Sala doll a little Sally. Guys
were playing these games with me, Jen, Thank you very much,
are playing. Thank you? Your ducks are love. Yes, what's
your Dutch name?
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Oh my gosh, Well that's okay if you're excited about them.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Now.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
So the kids named the first four, so that we
have Duckleberry Finn.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yes, we have t J, who my youngest Tucker, he
named after him, So Tucker Junior is TJ.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
We also have Jamal and Johnish John and then the
two the two newest ones are Maggie because she the
magpie deck and then Annie after the gallant the feed store,
the galu.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
The feed store. I love it. I love it when
kids name thing. Yeah, they they really do a great
job naming. Shannon, thank you very much for playing. We
play you versus Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you can
always dm us At the Jubil Show, It's time to
Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show. Evan is
(28:28):
on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and
he thinks that his girlfriend of four years named Morgan
might be messing around. So we're going to see if
we can help him out. Evan was, up, man, why
do you think Morgan might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (28:40):
This is the thing you know she's in. She's in
the kickball right, Okay, I pretty much it started getting
a little suspicious with her because you know, she comes home,
you know, from kickball with like, you know, a little
redness around her mouth and then you know, a cheeks.
And when I asked about it, she says, you know,
(29:01):
it comes from you know, getting hit with the ball
and it leaves a mark, you know, And.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
She says, you know, she loves it.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
She likes it because you know, it makes her feel
like he you know, tried hard and was putting put
himself out there, you know, putting in the effort.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
You know, it makes sense when you feel like you
did something, are you constantly hit in the face. I
don't know gus she is.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
But yeah, yeah, But the reason why I'm a little
alarmed about it is because you know, it's happening like
after every game, you know, like every single game. I
can understand, you know, once in a wild type of thing,
but every game, and I don't know, mane of one
(29:42):
of the biggest red flags is the fact that you know,
I had a bed, you know, and it would leave
the same mark on her face, you know, after we made.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Out like.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Exactly, and you know, kickball is her thing, and you know,
you know, I don't want to you know what I'm saying.
I don't want to overstep and you know and pose.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
But it's just it just doesn't sit.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Well with me, you know. And it's a co op
league too, by the way, there's definitely a co op league,
So there's definitely gods there. And I don't want to
jump to conclusions, but I can understand, you know, getting
hit in the face with you know, with the ball
like air and there, but every game, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I tried going to her games and like seeing what
goes on.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
See the reason I didn't want to go is because
I don't see. I'm not the type of person that
liked to impose, you know what I mean. If she
would have invited me, or if she would have asked me,
I definitely would have went. But she has you know,
in the beginning, I've went to a few games, you know,
but lately she hasn't asked me to come at all.
(30:57):
It's almost like, I don't know, it's almost like she
doesn't want me to go, but I don't want to
be confrontational. And you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, have you asked her straight up if something's going on?
Speaker 10 (31:11):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Like through how that you keep getting hit the face everything,
you know.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
That's why I'm calling you guys, because I haven't actually
straight up.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
But I.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
Really have strong suspicions about it, you know, because I
know the pattern, and we were together and in the beginning,
you know, it was it was different, you know. And
to be honest, the games I went to, she didn't
get hit in the face with the balls, so you
get you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to laugh at that. I'm
just picturing this girl sticking her head out every time
a ball.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
Yeah, like she didn't get hit one time at number
of games I watched.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
All right, man, well we'll try to figure it out
for you. Okay, you already told us a grocery store.
She's a Rewards I remember so well, the usual. All
up and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those flowers
to you or to somebody else. All right, okay, all right,
we'll play a song come back and get you to
(32:14):
catch acheter next if you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Evan is on the phone and
he's been with his girlfriend Morgan for four years, but
now he thinks something might be going on. So we're
gonna see if we can catch you right now when
we call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a Rewards card member at and tell
her that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member to say thank you for shopping with us by
giving them free flowers delivered to anybody that they want. See.
(32:38):
She sends those to her boyfriend Evan or to somebody
else before we do that, Why don't you catch everybody
up on your situation.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You know, my girl, she's into kickball, and lately she's
been coming home with readiness around her mouth and on
she since she's saying it comes from getting hit with
the ball in the face. But I mean suspicious about
it because at this point it's happening in every single game.
I really it's hard for me to believe you're getting
hit with the ball in the face every single game
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and it's causing that redness surround your face.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yes, all right, man, you ready to call her?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
To be honest, I'm a little nervous, but all.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Okay, Okay, Hello.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Hi, this is Trouble calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Morgan.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Uh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Hi. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to inform you that congratulations,
you're this most big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Okay, what I didn't sign up for any contests like
what is this?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Every single month we' use one Rewards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
You've just won thirty six long star red roses, a
box of candy, and a card delivered anywhere in the
United States absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred dollars value.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Thanks just our way of saying thank you for shopping
with us.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Here's how we can go about this. If you know
the person's name that you want to send them to.
I can take the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone. If you need some time, I
can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
No, that's fine. I know who I want to make
it out to. You can send them to Keenan.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You say, Keenan.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Do you have a last name on the Keenan?
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Would you like to send a card with it?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Great? So what would you like to put in the card?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
I guess uh? I always a good time. I hope
you enjoy these flowers.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Always a good time.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
And then my name Morgan.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Great, Thank you very much. That was Keenan once again?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Right, yes, Keenan.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Do you think Evan would have a problem with that?
Speaker 10 (35:02):
Who's Keenan?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
What?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Yeah? I was just wondering, like, who's Keenan? I could
send him some flowers too? Who is always a good time?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
What do you This is actually the Jewel Show. It's
a radio show. We do a segment where we catch
people cheating by seeing who they'll send flowers to.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Always a good time? I guess them always a good time.
I mean, I could send him some flowers too, if
you know it's always a great time. I'm like, y'all
just having so much money.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Mine.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Evan, I met always in a good time playing kickball.
He's the color Oh my.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
God, Like, come on, like that's the thing. Like I
feel like you're playing with my intelligence at this point,
Like you you really think like I'm just stupid, Like
this is crazy.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I don't think you're stupid, But you know, Keenan, he's
your friend from college.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
Like why I don't know why?
Speaker 10 (35:53):
You know I know who Keenan is. That's why I
ask who's Keenan? And you're talking about always a good time?
I'm with him? Really, First of all, that's my friend
from college, and I know I know what his good
time looks like.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Trust me, Evan, It's not like that. Okay, It's not
like we haven't.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
Even so if it's not like that, what is it like?
What is it like?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
If it's not like that, it's just.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
We only made out a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, oh wow.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
Wow, wow, you know what, at least at least you're
being honest about it, you know, and wow, and you
know this world is the big place right out of
all of these people. And were you you go to Keenan? Okay, yeah,
we were cool. We were fresh in high school. He's narcissistic.
(36:48):
I think every woman another not just another notch on
his belt. And I look like the clown. Now you
just you gave him You're not a clown me. Okay,
you just gave him a lot of points on me.
Now he can say I had your girlfriend, Like, No.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
You're making this all about you, Evan. That's not what
this is. Okay, I love you, Okay, it's just that
I a crush on Keenan.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Oh my god, wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Plan this, Evan.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Well guess what. I didn't plan this either, But I
hope you plan to find somewhere to stay because I'm
packing your stuff and you got to get out of
my house. Mom.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, No, Look, this was
a we had a little bit of a crush.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
He and his girlfriend broke up and we made out
a couple of times. That's all it is. I don't
even know if we even have feelings for each other.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
I do not want to break up with you, Okay,
I feel like you're making this into a bigger deal
that needs to be.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
I'm gonna be honest. There's no way I can be
with somebody that has a crush on somebody else. That's
just absolutely never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
And out of all people, did you ever get hit
in the face with the ball though?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I was just wondering.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
I didn't get hit my face from the ball.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Feelings.
Speaker 10 (38:20):
I'm sorry to be honest. At this point, I think
y'all deserve each other. Like I was hurt, I was like,
I went through a roller coaster of emotions. To be honest,
I was hurt, I was angry, I was confused, I
was everything right. But at this point I came to
the realization that y'all are both narcissists because I know him.
He's a narcissistic and you fit right in that category
(38:43):
with him. Yeah, you really do.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Ye.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Y'all deserve each other. Ya should have what you said
on the uh on a note for the gift. What
you said, great time, always a good time. You need
to have a good time together and stay together. Okay,
and I'm gonna have a good time packing your stuff
and leaving it on the porch. Okay, they're not even
coming in my house. Okay, I'm gonna have a great
on hacking your stuff and putting it outside. Okay, Okay, you.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Know what I can tell this is going nowhere. I'm
gonna hang up now. Okay, bye, Evan.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Bye bye, and come get your stuff please, goodbye, good
riddance too.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
She's gone, Evan.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I'm sorry, bro man, this is crazy.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
I treated that ungrateful girl like a queen.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
You know, nice guys always finished last.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Like all of my friends, I have a lot of
friends that you know. They treat women like, you know,
like dirt. They cheat on them and do all these things.
Their hearts are never broke, man. There's only the good
guys who hard to get broke.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Man.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
At this point, I'm about to just stop being a
good guy.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
No, it's a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Arrow.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We're working on right now.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
Man, it's hard being a nice person. Man, it's just hard.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It is if nobody else appreciated you and I could
date someday, Evan, I think we be really good for
each other.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
The Jewbel shows to catch a cheater, some conversation should
be had twice, sometimes even three times. Thrice. Oh, that's correct, Victoria.
I'm producer Brad. This is the Jubil Show. Victoria doesn't
know what thrice is? Hi, yep, that's me and digital
producer Gabby definitely knew what thrice was.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I did say three times.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
A conversation that was had in the studio before about
what men learn when they move in with women is fantastic,
and we're going to play that for you right now
on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Roman Empire is knowing that when Cleopatrick died, she said,
no man shall ever find my troop, and then two
thousand and fifty one years later, the closest person to
finding it is a woman.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Shocked because I'm not really second understand she said, too too, Yeah,
because the accident. Yeah, it's cute. You know how it
is you think you know a person and then you
move in with them. Well, A list is going viral
of things that men didn't know about women until moving
in with one, and it's pretty hilarious. So let's go
over the list. One thing that men didn't know about
(41:09):
women until they moved in with them is, just like cats,
they naturally gravitate to the warmest parts of the house.
Oh yeah, you don't want to be cold? What this
is gonna be funny? Okay? Another one says that they
take showers with boiling hot water. Again, who wants to
be take Another thing on the list of things that
men didn't know about women until they moved in with one,
(41:31):
they never finished their drinks. I find two cups of
half drunk coffee scattered around the house multiple times a week.
I don't know why we I think that is true, definitely.
I noticed that too. I'm always like, well, when I've
lived with women before them, I was like, why does
she never finish her drink? Ever, I don't know why
we do that? I somewhere done, We're done. That applies
to all things in life things. Another thing on the
list she takes off her broad at the end of
(41:53):
the day the same way I take off my belt
with the force of a thousand suns and a sigh
of relief is the greatest thing. But that's so funny.
We're going over a list that's going viral of the
top things that men didn't know about women until they
moved in With one, women have a million black hair
ties and also none, Yeah, because you're always looking for
(42:13):
a hair tie, but you have so many.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
It's the same thing with chapstick, the two things that
you have tons of that you can never find.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Because then you lose them, then you gotta go find them,
and then you find them in random places and then.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Well, I you were excited about finding my chapstick in
my jeans pockets than five dollars, because I'm like, oh,
I've been looking for this yet.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Little bird's bees. Another I think on the list of
things that men didn't know about women until they moved
in with one that a five foot tall, one hundred
pound woman can take up an entire king sized bed.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
You got a starfish, dude, it's so comfy.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Another thing on this list is how long it takes
to put on makeup. A guy said he never saw
his mom do hers and didn't realize that it's a
whole production. Yeah, it is. A whole production. And it's
not just the makeup, it's also the hair.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
It's more stressful when you feel like you and your
man are getting ready at the same time and you
are just taking way longer. But in reality you get
ready faster than all your friends.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh, that's a good point. It's so weird. I've probably
found that the peaceful time of the day, like if
we're going out somewhere, because I could, I know, I
have like two hours to basically do whatever I want, Like,
I'll take a shower, I'll get ready, and then I'm like, sweet,
what do I want to do right now? A long time? Yeah,
it is. I could go outside, I could work on something.
I can do a whole painting, I can read a book,
(43:25):
I can do whatever I want. But at the end
of it, she will still come downstairs and go, Okay,
I'm ready, and then I'll be like, oh, sweet, let
me just want on my shoes. And then now I'm
the reason we're running late. I'm just waiting on you, like, well,
you've been up there for two hours, yeah, but you're
not ready to go. Your shoes aren't on.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Sins.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I had someone come over give me a massage in
the time it took you to get ready. I've been
coming over a list of things that men didn't know
about women until moving in with one. Their hair gets everywhere. Yeah,
we should sometimes I do that on purpose. What I
told you, I've done this.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
When you're leaving the house, a strand of my hair
be somewhere on your clothing.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
That way, my territory has been marked.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
When you go about your day, you don't know it's there,
but another woman will see it and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Are you serious.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
It's like a dog tag, but it's harmless and it works.
Speaker 16 (44:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay. I had a girlfriend that I was living with
once accused me of being with another girl because of
a hair and she was going off because it wasn't
the same color as her hair. Yeah, that's how you
catch them. And I was just quiet though. I was
quiet because she was going off, and I was like,
you just did your hair the other day and had
it colored, and then she was like, oh yeah I did. Okay,
(44:35):
never mind, I know that you care. Now, can you
go do makeup or something as I need to decompress.
After that, we're going over the list of things that
meant didn't know about until they moved in with one.
It just says pillows. Pillows everywhere, Yeah, everywhere, it's the best.
They hold you up when you're sleeping on the couches everywhere.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Pillows, Well, we don't have any pillows on the couches.
Whenever we send you to the couch, what are you
gonna sleep with?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's a good point, Victoria. I slept on a lot
of throaw pillows. They're not as comfy as the real gal.
I actually like pillows, though, so I don't have a
problem with that. But I do know guys that complained
about how many pillows there are in the house. Another
thing on the list of things that men didn't know
about women until moving in with one. Common areas guests
can see must be spotless. Their personal space cannot be
(45:22):
seen by any guests. It's an absolute disaster song. Yeah,
how do you not know that?
Speaker 12 (45:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Isn't that common sense?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
But I also am someone who likes to like before
I even clean the kitchen, just in case they see
my room, I'll click my room. And my roommate's gotten
mad at me about that, because she's like Victoria, we
have friends coming over in thirty minutes. I'm like, I know,
I'm cleaning my room. She's like, why, no one's gonna
look at your room and I'm like, well, just in case.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Gonna blame the dirt on her. But if you see
your room it's spotless, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Oh really I could thank Yeah? Yeah, how longing?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Like, have you seen her room? That's why this place
is that. It's time for Nina's what's trending? But there's
no Nina today.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I miss her? Are you too?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
She will not here either. I'm producer Brad Victorious here.
She's about to give you what's trending, and we have
digital producer Cabby Hey, it's her for Color commentary.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
All right, Victoria, what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Well, first off, a Florida family who had Space station
debors hit their house is now swing NASA debris.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Just wow, Okay, I don't care. I'm just gonna keep going. No,
that's fine. I just wanted to let you know it
was debris. You got this.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I know it's French for stuff on your house.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Okay, Well, they got hit by stuff on their house
with stuff that crashed through. Apparently that was from NASA,
so their objects ripped through their home in March, and
then about a month later, NASA confirmed that it was
a metal support used to mount old batteries on a
cargo palette.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Are you okay, No, too early for this. I don't
know how NA does it obviously. Wow, Okay, So Florida
family is suing NASA.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yes, because NASA they didn't know what it was that
hit their house, and then.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Well clearly it was devors. Next story. You're good. You're good.
I believe in you, Victoria. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Well, anyways, now they're suing to the next story.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
K It now.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Has a new baby Stanley cup that's going viral. Now.
Stanley cups have been in the news a lot this year,
but now Target is announcing their new baby Stanley Cup.
It is a fourteen out stainless steel tumbler and they're
apparently designed for toddlers and are garnering significant attention for
they're cute and compact size.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
That's really cute.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Listen as the only parent in the room, Okay, I
have to say, I really like this. I think we
need to begin in doctrinating our children at the toddler age.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
All the brands, all.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
The brands, all the screens, all the dumb things we like.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
We need to give it to them now so they
don't make us feel stupid later. Exactly. We're liking those things,
you need to show them target.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, he show Stanley Kint Stanley Kint.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
New Balance shoes and you.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Can get them in really cute colors, by the way,
like violet, tropical, teal, passion, pink, and right line.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh my goodness, good reminder.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
This is normally Nina's what's trending, but Victoria is doing
it today and we're gonna stop there.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Okay, you could do more into just a little bit.
Is that cool? Yep? All right.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
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Speaker 3 (48:34):
Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yes, I've been married for fifteen years.
Speaker 16 (48:42):
And I've been having an affair with a twenty three
year old and I'm twenty four years older than him. Whoah,
and it's been going on for like five years.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Oh wow, Wow, are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 16 (48:58):
Not really, because it's he just comes over and I
do what I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 7 (49:04):
I just handled my business and go.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Are you meant done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 7 (49:09):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well? Thank you for telling us your dirty little see
like Leonardo? No problem, Bye bye bye. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (49:21):
Yes, I've been married for fifteen years and I've been
having an affair with a twenty three year old and
I'm twenty four years older than him.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Whoa, Yeah, it's been going on for like five years.
Oh wow, Wow, are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 16 (49:39):
Not really, because it's he just comes over and I
do what I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
I just handled my business and go.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Are you meant done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well? Thank you for telling us your dirty little see
like Leonardo?
Speaker 7 (49:56):
No problem, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
What's your you dirty little secret?
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Jubal Fresh
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