June 13, 2024 • 54 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't trust Staares what they're always up to something.
It's Father's Day weekend, and in honor of that, a
new survey is out that ranked the best dad joke
of all time? What is the best dad joke of
all time? We'll tell you in a second. Also, what
is the one thing your dad definitely does not want
(00:21):
for Father's Day? We'll tell you right after this. It's
The Double Show. Are you scared of elevators? Just take
steps to avoid them a lot. It's the show and
it is Father's Day weekend. So in honor of that,
a new survey is out that ranked the best dad
joke of all time? Such a gold statement? Who called it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Is there really a best dad joke? I feel like
they're all pretty bad? Victoria, you have a favorite dad joke? Yeah?
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just sold that one though. So what is the
best dad joke of all time? They actually ranked the
top dad jokes of all time? And I gave the
list to our producer producer Brad, because he is a dad,
so I figured he could read them the best. Yeah,
so he'll read some of the top dad jokes of
all time, including the number one dad jokes. See if
you agree. Also if you have your favorite dad joke
(01:19):
texted in call us up eight eight eight three four
three one one eight eight eight three four three one
o six one. All right, producer Brad, Since your dad,
take it away, Daddy, what did no? I didn't hate it?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I know what did one wall say to the other wall?
What I meet you at the corner? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You should we rate these or just keep going? Okay,
these are the top dad jokes of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I didn't love that one when your mom says, how
do I look? And he says, with your eyes? Okay,
that's what.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
This is one of my favorites that I've used a
million times. When someone asks you a haircut and you say, no,
I got them all cut, that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is definitely a dad thing. I can't count the times
I've talked to a dude who has said that to me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't get it. I got a haircut. I got
all of the hairs cut, not just one haircut. Oh yeah,
you know. Usually you get the best.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dad jokes as a male when you're in the bathroom
and you see someone you're like, Oh, what's up, dude,
You get your haircut? No, I got them all cut.
My favorite dad joke in the bathroom as a guy
is when you're standing next to a dude at the urinal.
No words are said, they just walk up and they
go and then they go, oh, this water's cold.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Times yunny.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, telling dad jokes in the bathroom this.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You walk into the bathroom, there's a urinal there, the
unzip happens. Everyone hears it. It's just it's a weird
place in the men's bathroom and you, oh, this water
is cold?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The other person has to think is about the appearance.
It happens all the time. I've seen it literally at
the sporting events so long. Yeah, it'll be a crowded
bathroom in a sporting event and one dude will do it.
I guess that'll trophy Arnolds and just be like, is
the water cold? Guys, and everyone'some galago others. I'm everybody's
heard of before. We're going over the top dad jokes
(03:20):
of all time. A new survey ranked the top dad
jokes of all time and honor of Father's Day weekend.
We haven't gotten to the number one joke just yet,
it's a good one. I only know twenty five letters.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Of the alphabet because the twenty six I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I just only know if twenty five, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's a lot of dads that listen to the show
and they're getting AMMO for this one. I love that one.
I'm sorry. Makes a good dad joke. It's got to
be obvious. It's got to be obvious, but not a parent. Okay, right,
(04:04):
and it becomes a dad joke?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Is a joke?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What makes a good dad joke? She's gotta be obvious
but not a parent. I'm sorry to realize that everything
Producer Bread says sounds like a dad joke.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like, what happens? Is it like a rite a passage?
You turned into a dad and you just speak that way.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Honestly, once the baby is born, you just there's this
thing inside of you that builds and you're just like
I am now a father, and I will point out
everything in a weird way. One of my favorite things
to do is throw the car in reverse. Well backrup
camera comes up and I go, ah, this takes me back.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're serious? What does your daughter say? These dad jus,
My daughter goes, Dad, No, she's only nine.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
She doesn't realize she has another forty years years of
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What are the top three dad jokes of all time?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew
on me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can see that. Number two.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
When you're a kid and you say, hey, dad, can
you put my shoes on? And he says, I don't
think they'll fit me.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I put them on your Yeah, but he's saying about himself, like, yeah,
I don't think your little kid shees will fit me
because I'm an adult. One of my favorite dad stories
ever is declan. One time. That's my daughter.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
She she was putting her pants on. She's like, I don't,
I can't, I can't. She's like six years old. She's like,
I don't want to do this, and I was I
was like, Declan, put your pants on, right, because that's
that's the dad in me. Yeah, And she's like, I'm
not gonna do this every day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I was like, couldn't be mad as a dad.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I was like, you know what, you shouldn't have to honestly,
and when you're older, like when you're older, you're in
college or something, just pick some days.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Don't put your pants on right now? Please put them
all right? The number one dad joke of all time,
according to this new survey, this graveyard looks crowded. People
must be dying to get in. Oh wow, that's the
number one dad to joke about the graveyard killed. They
(06:19):
just keep coming. Also, they did a survey on what
your dad wants for Father's Day. The number one thing
that they do want, I'll tell you in a second.
They also said the one thing that dads do not
want at all. I'll also tell you that after this.
But the number one thing that dads want for Father's Day.
And he guesses, Nina, do you have a guess on
what fathers would want? A watch? No peace and quiet,
(06:43):
No Victoria, that's not it, surprisingly pretty, it's your dad. Yeah,
more quality time with our child that day. Okay. I
can tell by the look on your face you don't
mean that a gift card is the number one gift
for dads. Oh ye, honestly, let me decide.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You all suck it to let me decide what I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's there. He's a gift cartoons. I could choose any store. Yeah,
And they asked people the one thing they ask fathers,
the one thing that you do not want for Father's Day,
and the one thing that fathers don't want is a
post about him on social media and how great he is.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Actually, that is the thing they want the least for
father says agree. My dad gets so embarrassed when I
do that. He's like, no, why did you?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why did you do that? Just leave me out of
your social career.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I don't want to be next to people going, oh
my gosh, your father is so cute, and.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Then weird d ms from dudes. I don't want it
out of that environment. It's another jubile phone frame. Morning's
on the twenties. Hello, what's up?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Who is?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What's up? But Hi, my name is Petekins. I'm calling
from cable and I'm responding to a few emails that
we've gotten this this Jordan's Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt?
Sorry about that, just joking around here. Okay, yeah, I
(08:17):
just had some eggs for breakfast, so great thinking about
I'm chickens, got chickens on the brain.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for records. Okay, Well, it's.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Been over several times to fix our Wi Fi and
it's still not working.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
So I need to know what's going.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
On, you know what, you know how they say locally
sourced and things like that. When you get eggs from
a restaurant.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
A lot of times are you calling from the cable company.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh yeah I am, and uh yeah, sorry about that.
I just got chickens on the brain. I just had
some delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, okay, so here you're
having a problem with your wife. I real quick. I
just wanted to ask you. You know how they say
locally sourced eggs and stuff like that. Sure, do you
know how that happens that they just have chickens? Like
is it just a house down the street that has chickens?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Listen, I'm really sorry, but I don't really care about
eggs right now.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
I don't really want my wife I fixed. So can
we get to the point.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are
the humans warm and the eggs?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Please? Please?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Sorry? Okay, so you're having some issues with your wife. Yeah, okay,
So tell me about it.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You guys are just.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Kept coming over and trying to fix it, and.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
We keep getting pissed off the Internet. And if I
get on, it's just moving so slow. I can't watch
any videos. I can't work, I can't do anything. Gobbles
gone on for too long, Goble gobble, excuse me?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a
chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
I I'm sorry. Can I speak to someone else about
what your manager around?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You want to speak to a manager about the chicken stuff?
The chicken questions?
Speaker 11 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 9 (10:09):
The Wi Fi?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh? Yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
get so focused on one fact and I just can't
let go. So can you do me a favor? If
you could google an answer for me, then I could
get to move in on to your question.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
I can't google anything.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
I told you.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Our Wii doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
more time. Sorry about that. I just had breakfast, some
delicious eggs, and I just can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Can you just let me speak to someone else?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Can you give me one more chance.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, so what was the problem?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Can you? Have you tried p cock restarting your PCCK
router for cock back? How is that?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thats it?
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I don't know what's going on over there if you're
well mentally, but yes, we've restarted the route or four
hundred times. That's what they ask us every time to
do it. It does or I need to speak with
someone who knows forgot.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm s so sorry.
I don't know if I described this to you, but
I had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop
thinking about them.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Okay, enough, you were literally the worst customer service person I.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Have ever encountered.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
I'll answer a question that I asked.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but you know what,
I'm not sorry.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
I'm not sorry. Cancel my service so you know what
you know what for? You cancel my plucking service?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Idiot?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Is there a way that I can ask you to
not talk to my manager and maybe we can. I
can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
No, put me on the phone with your manager right now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
How about I just tell you that your boyfriend Darren
say yep, for a phone prank? Probably easier. Wait what Yeah?
This is Jubil from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your boyfriend Darren Say, you up
did it? It's a joke, said you. Guys just moved
in together and you're having trouble with the Wi Fi,
so you wanted me to just frustrate you a little
bit more.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe I was talking to
someone that's humid.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Wake up every morning with jewbile phone pranks.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Okay, so this is wild.
I couldn't unread this and I had to share it
with the rest of you. Harvard academics you may have
seen the story go viral yesterday, are suggesting that aliens
may live among us. What yes, saying that they're possibly,
but this is they're more specific about their location.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, good, they're.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Possibly underground or in a moon base, and that there
the UFOs could be visiting the Earth. At any time.
They may be disguised as humans, time travelers, or descendants
of intelligent dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Harvard. This is from Harbor that I feel like Jewbills
already said that in this room billion times.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Did you say time travelers and intelligence a dinosaur part,
you know, and there's a little lizard hold on.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
They said they're disguised as time travelers or humans even
and humans or dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's not a great disguise feeling. We'd be like, yeah,
the dinosaur one is definitely a giveaway.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Kid's birthday parties waiting to take over. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
T Rex to today's case, you guys, I do t
rex like costume races. I imagine an inflatable t Rex.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Sorry, we're not making fun of you. We can be
friends disguise though.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That so funny.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
And this weekend, those of you who are big fans
of Calisi and you know House of the Dragon, the
show does premiere on Sunday. But that's not all. Game
of Thrones is actually getting another spin off. It was
squashed earlier, but it's just been green lighted again and
it's called Ten Thousand Ships. It's supposed to be a
prequel to Game of Thrones. So I thought this was
a prequel. House a Dragon is a prequel. It's another prequel,
(14:01):
but this time it goes around different people in Nimria
and Ronar.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't remember them. I probably be iron order. Remember
that people owned all the ships in the in the show, Oh,
eight seasons, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
But there's okay, Victoria, there's eight seasons, but there's like
every person has a thing dragons, normals, shields and swords, right, ships.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, it was like the sibling went at the very end, right.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, yeah, heang, all right, well we'll see what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ten thousand ships and I misheard it and I thought
it was a battle with ibs.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 12 (14:42):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Jackson is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted from a day he
went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a
few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another day.
But first, Jackson, how long has it been since you
heard from Amanda.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's been a few days.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted days or
is this like that you had of the date last night?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, like, like you know it's been three days, maybe
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?
Speaker 13 (15:18):
Well, I mean we went on and it's a great day, right.
We were to the same place that we both wanted to.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Go and wanted to try.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
And I mean it was really nice and you know,
we had three courses, wine, dessert, and it felt really awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know, it was really romantic easy.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
Amanda's beautiful and she eat all in food. It was
so cute, you know, and I mean it just it
would be to sort of something great. But it's something,
you know. I mean, I've written her, you know, I
walked into her car. I wrote her afterwards and said,
you know, you know here from here, and I thought
she would write me back, and she never wrote me back,
(15:58):
and I.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Kind of want to know what a problem is, So
you said what to her, I'm sorry, I hope to
hear from you.
Speaker 13 (16:03):
No, I said, you know, it was a great date,
and I hope you know, you know, I hope to
hear from you when we left the day and then
when I texted her, I said it was a great
night last night, and she didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, why do you think she's ghosting you?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
I mean I had to take my dog out, and
I was apologetic about, you know, like I kind of
mismanaged my time, and she kived me about it a
little bit, and I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But I don't know.
Speaker 13 (16:29):
Maybe, you know, first impressions are tough, you know, I
don't don't know. Maybe she seemed like she understood and
got over it, but maybe she didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder
like at that point? Was she cool with you? You know,
somebody shows up fifteen minutes say you're kind of mad
or annoyed, I should say, but that's valid and it's
the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So then was she like, so anyways, tell me what
sign you are? Or was she more like can we
just order?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
She made She made a couple of jabs, but she didn't,
you know, shut over quick.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Okay, I felt like, shut over quick.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I feel like that's fair. Yeah, how the rest of
the date go?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Personally? You know, we had we had we had three courses.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
You know, wine dessert, and and we we discussed you know,
at the food and we discussed.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Like, you know, travel and we like to be both
like to travel. We both like this, you know, like
like wanted to.
Speaker 13 (17:20):
Go to Italy and you know, I mean it was
like it was pretty good, Like.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
We had a really good conversation. It was a long night.
I mean, I thought it was really good.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Absolutely, I didn't. I walked her to a car at
the end, So I feel like, you know, it wasn't
like she wasn't put off, It wasn't awkward.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
What do you say like a gentleman?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Because if he did it the way Jubil said, then
that would absolutely be why he's getting most of it true.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So no kiss. Did you guys hug at least?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Or yeah, we got like to half hug.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's not a good sign. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Every time I've half hugged a guy, it kind of
resulted in me they were talking to him again.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
In a rush, or you're like on your way somewhere.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
I feel like it was a good ending, even though
it was a half hug, it sounds good.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, But now she hasn't talked to you in a
few days, and you want to know why you're getting ghosted.
So play a song come back, and then we'll call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe give you another date.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, excellent, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Play a song, come back, get your first Day follow
up next. If you're just joining us for today's First
Day follow up. Jackson is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Amanda. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date. But first, Jackson, why
don't you remind us about your situation?
Speaker 13 (18:45):
Well, I met Amanda and we went out on a
great day, and you have to thinking about it and
talk to you guys. I feel like we have a
really good time and I really don't know why she's
not getting back to me. After a few days I
wrote her and hisstn't texting back at all, and I feel,
you know, she should have.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It was definitely a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
What was the last thing you said to her own text.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night and I thought, you know, if
she would have gotten back to me.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
M M.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, Well you're ready for us to call her and
see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Hello, I'm aspeaing to Amanda. Please, this is Jesus calling hi, Amanda.
My name is Jewbel and this is a radio show.
It's called the Jewbil Show. Yes, the show is here.
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Hi.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
Hi, hey hi.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh you know the show? Yea, yea, so great. I'm
actually calling today because you went out on a date
with somebody and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 15 (19:57):
Okay, I might need more info.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, you know we do the first dight follow up
on the show where if you go out on date
with somebody he goes to them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why we
got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Ah, Okay, was that a good date for you?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
He doesn't know why.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I guess he does not.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
That's crazy that he has no idea why.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, so it should be obvious.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah, I would say like okay, this is this is nuts. Okay,
hey yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So well, let me let.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
Me preface the restaurant was fantastic and the food is fantastic,
and that was good.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
The company was not good.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server, So I have no idea why he
would be confused.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He was hitting on the server obviously.
Speaker 15 (21:07):
Oh like huge, like like I checked out five minutes in.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
And I was like, I'm good, the food's good, and
I just focused on my food and getting, you know,
a good meal out of it, and that was it.
But I checked out five minutes in because instantly he
was like, oh, you're so gorgeous and like it's like, oh,
your hair's so pretty and like, oh my gosh, I
love the color of your nails and like like yeah,
like no joke, Like he was making jokes about like
(21:35):
feeding her what I came.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
And he was like, oh, you want to buye to this,
and like I can seat you. Oh yeah, Like he
commented on her legs at one point, like it was
it was sick.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag,
but yeah, uh yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 15 (21:53):
Like the fact that he doesn't know what's going on,
it just.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
D I mean that's blatant.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
Yeah, Like I mean in front of me, he was
just like he was like asterly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous with any
just like every time she came to the table, there
was something else, like he talked about you. It was
just like, oh, this is ner like it's not as
sweet as you are and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, that's also kind of like you're on a date
with someone else. Did he say that stuff to you too?
Was it just like how he communicates with women or
was it her specifically?
Speaker 15 (22:29):
No, Like there wasn't even like a you look nice
like there was like all on the waitress I was.
I was flabberg.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Acid, Like, okay, well, thank you for telling us. Also,
I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you or
maybe find out the waitress isn't at the same time.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I don't know, But oh, man, like what is that about?
Like I wasn't like you sound like I was.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
Really elaborate, like I've always you know, just talk to
you know, you know at your service, you know, awesome
and give them great compliments because bigger serving and better pores,
and I mean, you're going to treat me all around.
It's like a win win, And that's what I was doing.
And I just I don't think that was like you know,
like into the into the waitress so much.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Like that's teaching you you're please and thank you sir,
not like you give me your legs.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well, she had legs, so.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You were hitting on her.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
If she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't one
of them. Because I feel like you should compliment her
legs no matter what her legs look like.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
If that's just strategy you're going for, Well, she.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Had nice legs, but I wasn't. I mean, it was
it was just something to hit like you know, to
say terror. It wasn't like I was hitting on her.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
If no matter what if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes across.
Speaker 15 (23:51):
As hitting on yeah for real, Like I mean, because
you're complimenting like her looks all the time, you could
have like if you were doing that, you could have
said like, oh, you're so nice, Finn, thank you, and
you're so helpful, and like, you know, you could have
said like I like your nails, not like oh, your
nails are so beautiful and I love that collar.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Like you could have just been like, oh, where'd you
get them done?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Or something?
Speaker 15 (24:11):
But no, like you're hitting on her because you're talking
about her, looks to her every time she came to
the table, Like that's not like that's not getting extra
stuff out of it. That's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Wow, I didn't really realize you were the jealous type.
I'm not running into.
Speaker 15 (24:29):
That, Like, I'm just not into rude people. And let
me remind you that you're the one that like wanted
me so bad that you're willing to go on the
radio and do this.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, it's all good because I was really so good
to that kindl.
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I got her number, and you know, so if you
got the number, have.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
You tried the number?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Because I got a stake, Amanda, You're impossible.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, I would love to ask, Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Do that as Okay, you're lost, Amanda.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Oh no, I guess I'm just gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Jules first follow up.
Speaker 16 (25:25):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking,
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a wild and crazy game of trivia for
a chance to be known as the grand Master of
all Trivia for the entire afternoon. Why Jack, kind of
like that. Also, Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live Glow Party tickets,
(26:00):
So call us right now eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. You can also d m
us at the jubil Show or go to the jubilelshow
dot com if you want to play Victoria and now
for some fun brain exercises to loosen up that noodle
of your Victoria. Yikes, here we go, noodle time. When
(26:21):
is a door no longer a door? When it's open, No,
when it's a jar? What get it. No, the door
is a jar. It's a it's a term for meaning
a door is open. Oh. If you think about it now,
it's like like like you get things from you know,
(26:43):
put things into like what breaks, yeah, never falls, and
what falls yet never breaks? Air? Day and night? Oh,
what day and night? We were all blowing my mind.
We're in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly, none of them incorrectly.
(27:07):
You versus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. Yeah, to see who will be known as
the grand Master of all trivia for the entire afternoon today.
We want that also also Hot Wheels, Monster Truck, Live
Glow Party tickets, and Let's Wake. Today's contestant for you
versus Victoria, lindsay was up. Lindsay, Hey, what's up? Not much?
(27:47):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Are you ready? I'm ready? The challenge of your lifetime? Time.
She didn't know she's looking up to a life challenge.
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, lindsay, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
(28:11):
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, ready, I
am good? So am I?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Here?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We got nice? Everybody else ready, I'm ready? He feels good.
I like this marbady? Okay, great, here we go, lindsay,
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
What is the most ordered seafood in America?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
What is the group of lions called.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Uh name the villain of the Little Mermaids? How many
edges does a cube have? What is the only land
mammal that cannot jump? What is it called when caterpillars
turn into butterflies?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right, got that out on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. So while she's getting settled, lindsay,
what's something you would like the world to know today.
Speaker 17 (29:09):
I actually am. I do trivia a lot in like
the pub trivia and hit up different ones. So this
is my jam.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh nice? Okay, all right? How does that work?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Is it like a weekend tour where you're like, okay,
it's Thursday, Trivia is over here, and then Friday Tribute's
over again.
Speaker 17 (29:26):
I actually and I actually have a team.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh wow, what's the team's name?
Speaker 17 (29:30):
And I recruit it actually can't stay on the radio, right,
We're the m ms and princesses love it?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Okay, did you want to recruit Victoria to play with
you guys?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (29:45):
We we We'll see how she does.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right, let's see how she does.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to eat. Lindsay right to win. Lindsay, you can
tell Victoria Whitney go serious. What is the most ordered
seafood in America? Fish? What is a group of lions
called uh hublions? Name the villain of the Little Mermaid?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Arsa that one? How many edges does a cube have? What?
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Eight night? Wait eight twelve? What is the only land
mammal that cannot jump.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Wait wait no, I don't what is it?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
What is it called when caterpillars turn into butterflies? Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
I know this, I know this.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I know that's wait wait wait wait, I don't care.
Give me a second. All right, let's send it over
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Producer Bread lindsay got too correct and Victoria got too correct.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What lindsay? Not only is Victoria also shocks she got
too correct. But guess what you won? Congratulations thought that
last one. You get to be known as the Grandmaster
of Trivia for the entire afternoon. So if anybody refers
to you by your first name, please correct them. Also,
hot Wheels and Monster Truck, Live Globe Party tickets. So congratulations,
(31:19):
and let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
The most ordered seafood in America is shrimp. A group
of lions is called a pride. They're called the group
of Lions. The villain in The Little Mermaid is Ursula. Yeah,
a cube has twelve edges.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, I had account. The only land mammal that cannot
jump is the elephant. My favorite land animal is the whale. Yeah,
those guys are crazy. I seem skateboarding all the time
at skate.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Parks, and then when caterpillars turn into butterflies, it's called.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Lindsay congratulations, thank you for playing?
Speaker 17 (31:53):
Ah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I'm playing versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, can just DM us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
How are you feeling, bro? It was Metafreaking Morphosis.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I knew it too. I'm like, why didn't you say it?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't know the title Victoria's book Metafreaking Morphosis.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Time for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
If you were here yesterday, then you probably heard me
say that it was the end of the era of
an era where Joey chestnutt was not going to be
competing in the hot dog eating contest at Nathan's right.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, I say this to tell you don't worry.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Netflix has stepped in and instead of it being like
a boxing fight, they've made it a full blown hot
dog eating fight. Why Chestnut versus Kobyashi dun dun dunya
yea Yeah, Kobyashi is already talking all kinds of mess,
like Chestnut's got nothing on me for a different thing. No,
(32:49):
it's hot dog eating the fourth of July though, or different.
It's different.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It's a Netflix thing they're doing on hot dog eating.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, oh, because because Nathan's is banned. Nathan's banded Kobeyash
because he had a conflict with this contract, and then
Chestnuts getting banned because he's got the partnership with the
not real hot dogs impossible foods.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
So.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Putting their own battle. Yeah, Netflix is bringing the meat.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
Wow, you.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Wanted to say that.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I just am really picturing like a w w E
type of a thing, or like an actual box.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, logan out there's yeah a stud I mean that's
real meat sweats.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Sorry, way, the coboy, she's just able to open his
throat is something amazing that I have not seen in years.
Don't count just not Altco.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, you guys, prepare yourself to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You do the voiceover. Staying on topic a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I'm staying on the hot dog top because there is
a new debate that is taken over the internet, and
that is does mayonnaise belong on a hot dog. No,
apparently everybody is divided. But the new it condiment for
hot dogs is mayo. People have been very upset with
Costco for not providing mayo. That's an option, and the
ketchup mayo is where it's at.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Allegedly, what does it ketchup mayo? Mayo goes on everything,
because this is America, not everything. Brad, name one thing
you can't put mayo on. Get you put saghetti? No,
you can't. Tong it tastes good and it just makes
it kind of creamy and tangy.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
You put hot dogs in it, peas and mayonnaise and
you've got this good.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Anyway. And other news or italiout Mayo. Georks are making
a comeback this summer.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
All of y two K fashion seems to be making
its revival moment, and jeort's are one of them. The
baggyeper muta length jean shorts that were popular are now
back for fellas, ladies everybody to pair with anything?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Are those the ones that go down like past the knee,
They go like like borderline cup freeze.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, but and they've got the pockets pockets every day.
It's great to be a man, but you know the
extra pockets. No man men wear those two.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I know.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I'm just saying you. As a man, I always have
pockets all the time. Pocket life for me kind of sucks.
You could just wear man pants.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
We have purses and bras. That is a pocket.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You actually have two pockets on us at all times
if you're wearing a broth pocket, right, that's if you're
wearing one, Brad, space is going round.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I don't There's something I want to say that I
cannot say. It's about pockets. Should I just end this?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And that's what?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
God, it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she's been married to her husband,
Noah for a year and she already thinks something might
be going on. So we'll see if we can help
her out. Candice, I'm sorry in that situation, but what's
going on? Why do you think no is cheating?
Speaker 9 (36:09):
So here's the thing. Noah is. Noah is so sweet
and I love him so much. He's just he is
a very busy guy.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
He has always been a very busy guy, and work
takes up a lot of his life. And I know
that that's part of the deals, but in like the
last month.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Or so, it feels like, I don't know that.
Speaker 19 (36:33):
He's been a lot busier than usual, and he always
comes home on his.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Lunch break, which I absolutely love. He doesn't work too
far from home, so it's really nice to be able
to have that time together.
Speaker 19 (36:47):
But lately he's just, oh, he's just kind of been
making excuses, and you know, he says things like, well,
it's the work thing, and I don't know. So we
are actually looking for houses right now, which is incredible,
and I'm just so excited and so ready to get
out of this apartment. So he is also like going
(37:10):
on potential health hunting and he's going to go check
these things out.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
But sometimes I feel like you've gone for hours and
it's just you'll come home.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
And be like, oh, well it wasn't right, or you know,
just something along those.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Lines, and I get it. You know, the market is
crap right now, you know what I mean? Like, I know,
you guys know, and it's going to be really hard
for anybody to find anything that we want.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
But like, I have very high standards, and you know
what he.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Does do We both we want to find something that
we love, especially you know, if we're going to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He's yeah, he's in.
Speaker 20 (37:52):
And you know that was something that that's that's fine.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I can't always get away at the time that he
can and go see these houses. And I trusted him.
We have very similar tastes and you know, no problem.
But he doesn't bring home brochures or four plans. And
every time that I say that I want to go
(38:16):
look at the house with him because I can, he'll
say things like, oh, it's just closer if I stop buying,
like or I'm just I'm just going to go real
quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't know, it just feels weird, like I want
to go see these houses, like I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is he acting different outside of those times not house
hunting with you and not having answer with you.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor,
and I was like, well, we hired a reel sir,
and I don't know, that's just something that.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
I feel like we would have talked about that. And
am I just making this up in my head? And
this is what he's actually just buy. He's actually going
to look at all of these houses and he's trying
to find something really nice and pretty and he knows
that I like surprises, and I don't know, he's probably just.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Working really hard to find a nice place for us
that we can call home.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, I'm part of that. That feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
before in terms of like one time we had this
really amazing date and he hired the chef.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
You know.
Speaker 9 (39:46):
It was something that I was like, like, we were
going to cook together, and he was like, Hey, I'm
surprising You've I hired this chef to come and cook
for us. So I was like, oh, you know, and
that was like a it was like a really cool
little date night thing.
Speaker 20 (39:57):
So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
I need to get used to, or maybe I need
to be like, hey, I do love surprises, but let's
let's talk about how we're.
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Spending our money a little better. But I don't want
him to stop doing nice things for me.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are Rewards card members, so we'll call and
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, okay,
play a song, come back and get your to Catch
(40:34):
a Cheater next. Right in the middle of Today's To
Catch a Cheater And if you just joined us, Candace
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of one year named Noah might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department. We'll see if he sends them to
(40:55):
his wife, Candace or someone else. But first, Candace, why
don't you refresh our memory on the situation?
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is. We started looking for houses,
but I am not necessarily part of the process, and
I want to be. And he's gone a lot looking
at houses, and I want.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
To be a part of that process. He's also kind
of getting text messages that he.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Says is from the realtor, but I didn't know we
hired a realtor, so I don't know. I'm just kind
of at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Noah.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Yeah, this is Noah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Hi Noah, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's big winner.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Take a while.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
free free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to
anybody that you would like to within the fifty United
States of these Americas. Absolutely free. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple
of minutes. I can take down the information over the phone.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Yeah, let's just spend do it on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Great, okay. First thing that I would need would be
the first and last name of the person you'd like
to send them to.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to Beyonca?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (42:45):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
I certainly can. Yeah, we just got we just got
the option of being able to use emojis, So a
little can't wait for your open house? Swinkybaste. And then
the next thing I will need would would have been
the address but I don't need that anymore because this
is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jubell. I'm Nina, and I'm Victoria. And we
do a segment on a show called the Katchacheeta where
(43:14):
if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 9 (43:21):
Noah, who Bianca?
Speaker 6 (43:24):
It's just our realtor.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Noah with Bianca. We don't have a realtor.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 21 (43:34):
We have a realtor that's been getting us into a
wee of awesome places.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
any housing. You have been viewing houses.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Wait, it's just dawn on me. You had a radio
show called me to see if I was cheating. This
is a kind of ridiculous. Oh is it?
Speaker 9 (43:59):
Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous than you cheating
on me within our first year of being married. We're
actually loth to be looking for houses. Are you going.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
For me?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Are you? Or are you banging some reel to her?
In new open houses? What open houses talk to me
about the open houses. Noah, No, I haven't. I haven't
seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen Oh, okay,
(44:39):
you know what, I'm going to look up what was
her name again? I'm gonna look up her real tonight.
I'm gonna look up where she goes.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
H a scene, Okay, Oh.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
I'm making a scene. Oh I'm making a scene, you guys,
I'm making a scene.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okays, to your realtor.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Sometimes I'm slow.
Speaker 21 (45:00):
You can try and get ourselves a better deal because
the interest rates are.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Crazy right now. On, this is ridiculous that you're calling
me about this.
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's
my money too, right, it's our money, it's our marriage,
it's our life, it's going to be our house. So
why don't I get her numbers and just let's just
make sure that the next open house that you get
in on, we get in on that.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Yeah, right, that could.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
you're not cheating because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
It doesn't sound very convincing that you're not.
Speaker 21 (45:40):
We only talk about addresses and houses, literally about it.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Okay, Well then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just send me the tech messages that she
sending so that way I can click on the addresses and.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
I can look at these houses.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
No, maybe I would have actually loved them.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 21 (46:04):
That's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
mary Leaves together.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Well, it's not ridiculously on the radio.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
B your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
a winki face to and flowering.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
Right, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Is it not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you, because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't know why you're doing.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Does Bianca know you're married.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later. Wow.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, Wow he hung up Candace. Oh my god, Candice,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, it definitely sounds
not like innocent house hunting.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I really didn't want you to be right, but I
really think you should hunt down Bianca.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I thought he was just looking for, you know, get
a hold of this pianco woman to see maybe it
is just that, or maybe it's still in the flirtation stage,
and maybe it's stuff I don't I don't know. I mean,
i'd be very upset, but I also would want to
confront her.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
The Jewel shows.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
To catch a cheater? Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Okay, so this story is ju say, and it's accusing
allegedly Diddy of being an FBI informant.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
What right?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
So, of course he is Suge Knight. Do you guys
know who sug Knight is. No, he's one of the
co founders of Death Pro Records from like back back
in the day West Coast hip hop, and he's in
jail right now, but he has a podcast and he's
not the only person that has come out to say.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
He's a podcast in jail. Yeah, one of those didn't
called Collect Call with Suge Knight. He could barely get
a podcast on outside of jail. That what he does,
He just makes calls to people and does a podcast.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I have no idea, but on this podcas cast, he
was basically saying that he believes that did he is
an FBI informant and has been for years, which is
why he gets away with everything. And so now there's
all types of I don't want to call it a
conspiracy because there's a bunch of other people that have
come out too and said that they have published the
fact that they believe that he's an FBI informant, and
then they were forced to take it down. But you
(48:19):
can't be getting away with everything he gets away with
just because you're an FBI informant, Like that's not that.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Can't be out. Oh yeah, that's like not not with
our government. I mean, those guys are honest all the
time and time. You know, we were talking about Victoria.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Now now FBI informant, you got to walk the line
to be the best citizen ever. Well, that would be nice,
but how is he supposed to give them information on
bad things that are happening if he's such a good guy.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yikes, right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
I mean, this whole thing just keeps getting weirder, but
I believe it. So, I mean I kind of do too.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I think most celebrities are fbiformants. I think everybody. All right,
I'm not paranoid at all, but.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Okay, so we're gonna move on to move on to
concert etiquette now. So we've learned that you shouldn't throw
things on stage. Yes, that's just for safety purposes, but
also flipping off your favorite artists while you've paid money
to be at their show can.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Get you kicked out. Oh I saw that. So Caine
Brown was doing a show. I know for real. I
was actually kind of surprised that he did it.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
This video there's you couldn't hear the audio, so I'm
going to try to explain it to you. But the
video is him on stage, he's singing the song. The
person flips him off, and as he's singing the song,
he gestures the guy to come forward, and he goes,
I'm going to show you what happens when you flip
me off at my show, and gets him completely kicked out, just.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Like that I don't want a letdown in a way
like Colorier. Come on, you flip me off, get in
my face. I'll show you exactly what happens security keep
this sit so like this guy me off.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Maybe it's because he's got kids and he was trying
to be a good example or something.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, that's a great example to be so sensitive. Okay,
this is really interesting. Your gesture if he was giving
actually I get thumbs up? Yeah yeah, how do you
know they didn't have a thumb and that's the only
way he can get a thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
So there's going to be timers put in bathroom stalls now,
which is pretty interesting. And I shouldn't say now is
it's gonna happen everywhere, but right now it's happening at
a tourist site in China. They've installed timers above the
bathroom stalls so people can see how long you've been.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
In there, like video games for guys, and we're trying
to be each other's score. They say.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Is the reason why is it's a safety thing in
case somebody has a medical emergency and they've been in
there for a long time. The first thing I thought of,
which is great, I get it. You want to make
sure everybody's safe. But a long time ago, I used
to work at Macy's and I had to fold stuff,
and I just it wasn't my favorite job. So I
would go into the bathroom and sit down in the
stall and take naps in my hands. I would be
(51:05):
in there for a very long time. So there was
a stall tim where I get a lotap in the
bathroom too.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Really.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, why I had an office job, it was just terrible.
It was like at a marketing company, and I, dude,
I just did not want to be at my desk
because I was falling asleep at my desk all the time.
So I'd just go in the bathroom for a while
and sleep. Yeah, it was great. I mean, I love
the store, I love the discount. But bad jobs do
like they make you want to go to the bathroom nap.
I Actually it's funny for a job like yesterday. Yeah,
(51:32):
I've not been a bathroom before too.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Where you go overrat, I'm looking for you somewhere sometimes
in the office and I'm like, where'd he go?
Speaker 1 (51:39):
We just snapped the floor right here the bathroom. But
that's what's trending.
Speaker 21 (51:44):
Jewels, dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yay, hear it.
Speaker 5 (51:56):
Whenever I'm at friends' houses partying, we have a little ring,
I get tipsy, and I go on my friend's phones
to look at my excess profiles.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I do that sober.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Wait really, yeah, but do your friends know that you're
using their phones to do that?
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Oh no, I make sure that they are out of
the room or that nobody can see what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, if you ever
want to comments on your excess stuff, but as your friend,
that's the secret.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
I never go that far. But I just want to
check up on them. After we broke up, I usually
block them because I just don't need them in my
life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.
But until you keeping in, me just wants to know
how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if
their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So
(52:57):
I use my friend's phones for that.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse
than you know. That's always like, yeah, that makes you
feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Thank you. Heels good to get that off my shirt?
Speaker 2 (53:13):
All right? See you?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I
do have a dirty little secret. Well, let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (53:23):
So my dirty little secret is that I have signed
my husband up for every possible political email, text message,
robo calls you can.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Imagine, or something.
Speaker 20 (53:39):
We got into some dumb fight where he just was
not understanding my point of view and I these ads
came up on.
Speaker 9 (53:46):
The TV and I was like, I know exactly what
I'm gonna do, and I just wanted to do something
to annoy him.
Speaker 15 (53:51):
But now it's it's become a big thing in our house.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Because he's getting a lot of text messages and emails
and phone calls.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'd be the most diabolical dirty little secret we've ever had.
It is long lasting, It is subtle and intrusive, genius.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
I like it. The funny really is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
The funny thing about this is is I've heard people
do this as revenge to exes. Meanwhile, you're doing it
to your husband.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yet messages better, you get to see it happen first time.
You get to be like, I don't know why getting
all these You're like I have no idea.
Speaker 15 (54:25):
Yeah, he renewed his license last month and I was like, Babe,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
You must have checked a.
Speaker 9 (54:29):
Hawk something.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
Thank you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
What's your dirty little secret.
I don't trust Staares what they're always up to something.
It's Father's Day weekend, and in honor of that, a
new survey is out that ranked the best dad joke
of all time? What is the best dad joke of
all time? We'll tell you in a second. Also, what
is the one thing your dad definitely does not want
(00:21):
for Father's Day? We'll tell you right after this. It's
The Double Show. Are you scared of elevators? Just take
steps to avoid them a lot. It's the show and
it is Father's Day weekend. So in honor of that,
a new survey is out that ranked the best dad
joke of all time? Such a gold statement? Who called it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Is there really a best dad joke? I feel like
they're all pretty bad? Victoria, you have a favorite dad joke? Yeah?
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just sold that one though. So what is the
best dad joke of all time? They actually ranked the
top dad jokes of all time? And I gave the
list to our producer producer Brad, because he is a dad,
so I figured he could read them the best. Yeah,
so he'll read some of the top dad jokes of
all time, including the number one dad jokes. See if
you agree. Also if you have your favorite dad joke
(01:19):
texted in call us up eight eight eight three four
three one one eight eight eight three four three one
o six one. All right, producer Brad, Since your dad,
take it away, Daddy, what did no? I didn't hate it?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I know what did one wall say to the other wall?
What I meet you at the corner? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You should we rate these or just keep going? Okay,
these are the top dad jokes of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I didn't love that one when your mom says, how
do I look? And he says, with your eyes? Okay,
that's what.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
This is one of my favorites that I've used a
million times. When someone asks you a haircut and you say, no,
I got them all cut, that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is definitely a dad thing. I can't count the times
I've talked to a dude who has said that to me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't get it. I got a haircut. I got
all of the hairs cut, not just one haircut. Oh yeah,
you know. Usually you get the best.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dad jokes as a male when you're in the bathroom
and you see someone you're like, Oh, what's up, dude,
You get your haircut? No, I got them all cut.
My favorite dad joke in the bathroom as a guy
is when you're standing next to a dude at the urinal.
No words are said, they just walk up and they
go and then they go, oh, this water's cold.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Times yunny.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, telling dad jokes in the bathroom this.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You walk into the bathroom, there's a urinal there, the
unzip happens. Everyone hears it. It's just it's a weird
place in the men's bathroom and you, oh, this water
is cold?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The other person has to think is about the appearance.
It happens all the time. I've seen it literally at
the sporting events so long. Yeah, it'll be a crowded
bathroom in a sporting event and one dude will do it.
I guess that'll trophy Arnolds and just be like, is
the water cold? Guys, and everyone'some galago others. I'm everybody's
heard of before. We're going over the top dad jokes
(03:20):
of all time. A new survey ranked the top dad
jokes of all time and honor of Father's Day weekend.
We haven't gotten to the number one joke just yet,
it's a good one. I only know twenty five letters.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Of the alphabet because the twenty six I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I just only know if twenty five, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's a lot of dads that listen to the show
and they're getting AMMO for this one. I love that one.
I'm sorry. Makes a good dad joke. It's got to
be obvious. It's got to be obvious, but not a parent. Okay, right,
(04:04):
and it becomes a dad joke?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Is a joke?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What makes a good dad joke? She's gotta be obvious
but not a parent. I'm sorry to realize that everything
Producer Bread says sounds like a dad joke.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like, what happens? Is it like a rite a passage?
You turned into a dad and you just speak that way.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Honestly, once the baby is born, you just there's this
thing inside of you that builds and you're just like
I am now a father, and I will point out
everything in a weird way. One of my favorite things
to do is throw the car in reverse. Well backrup
camera comes up and I go, ah, this takes me back.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're serious? What does your daughter say? These dad jus,
My daughter goes, Dad, No, she's only nine.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
She doesn't realize she has another forty years years of
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What are the top three dad jokes of all time?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew
on me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can see that. Number two.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
When you're a kid and you say, hey, dad, can
you put my shoes on? And he says, I don't
think they'll fit me.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I put them on your Yeah, but he's saying about himself, like, yeah,
I don't think your little kid shees will fit me
because I'm an adult. One of my favorite dad stories
ever is declan. One time. That's my daughter.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
She she was putting her pants on. She's like, I don't,
I can't, I can't. She's like six years old. She's like,
I don't want to do this, and I was I
was like, Declan, put your pants on, right, because that's
that's the dad in me. Yeah, And she's like, I'm
not gonna do this every day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I was like, couldn't be mad as a dad.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I was like, you know what, you shouldn't have to honestly,
and when you're older, like when you're older, you're in
college or something, just pick some days.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Don't put your pants on right now? Please put them
all right? The number one dad joke of all time,
according to this new survey, this graveyard looks crowded. People
must be dying to get in. Oh wow, that's the
number one dad to joke about the graveyard killed. They
(06:19):
just keep coming. Also, they did a survey on what
your dad wants for Father's Day. The number one thing
that they do want, I'll tell you in a second.
They also said the one thing that dads do not
want at all. I'll also tell you that after this.
But the number one thing that dads want for Father's Day.
And he guesses, Nina, do you have a guess on
what fathers would want? A watch? No peace and quiet,
(06:43):
No Victoria, that's not it, surprisingly pretty, it's your dad. Yeah,
more quality time with our child that day. Okay. I
can tell by the look on your face you don't
mean that a gift card is the number one gift
for dads. Oh ye, honestly, let me decide.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You all suck it to let me decide what I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's there. He's a gift cartoons. I could choose any store. Yeah,
And they asked people the one thing they ask fathers,
the one thing that you do not want for Father's Day,
and the one thing that fathers don't want is a
post about him on social media and how great he is.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Actually, that is the thing they want the least for
father says agree. My dad gets so embarrassed when I
do that. He's like, no, why did you?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why did you do that? Just leave me out of
your social career.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I don't want to be next to people going, oh
my gosh, your father is so cute, and.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Then weird d ms from dudes. I don't want it
out of that environment. It's another jubile phone frame. Morning's
on the twenties. Hello, what's up?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Who is?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What's up? But Hi, my name is Petekins. I'm calling
from cable and I'm responding to a few emails that
we've gotten this this Jordan's Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt?
Sorry about that, just joking around here. Okay, yeah, I
(08:17):
just had some eggs for breakfast, so great thinking about
I'm chickens, got chickens on the brain.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for records. Okay, Well, it's.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Been over several times to fix our Wi Fi and
it's still not working.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
So I need to know what's going.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
On, you know what, you know how they say locally
sourced and things like that. When you get eggs from
a restaurant.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
A lot of times are you calling from the cable company.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh yeah I am, and uh yeah, sorry about that.
I just got chickens on the brain. I just had
some delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, okay, so here you're
having a problem with your wife. I real quick. I
just wanted to ask you. You know how they say
locally sourced eggs and stuff like that. Sure, do you
know how that happens that they just have chickens? Like
is it just a house down the street that has chickens?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Listen, I'm really sorry, but I don't really care about
eggs right now.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
I don't really want my wife I fixed. So can
we get to the point.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are
the humans warm and the eggs?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Please? Please?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Sorry? Okay, so you're having some issues with your wife. Yeah, okay,
So tell me about it.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You guys are just.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Kept coming over and trying to fix it, and.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
We keep getting pissed off the Internet. And if I
get on, it's just moving so slow. I can't watch
any videos. I can't work, I can't do anything. Gobbles
gone on for too long, Goble gobble, excuse me?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a
chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
I I'm sorry. Can I speak to someone else about
what your manager around?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You want to speak to a manager about the chicken stuff?
The chicken questions?
Speaker 11 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 9 (10:09):
The Wi Fi?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh? Yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
get so focused on one fact and I just can't
let go. So can you do me a favor? If
you could google an answer for me, then I could
get to move in on to your question.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
I can't google anything.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
I told you.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Our Wii doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
more time. Sorry about that. I just had breakfast, some
delicious eggs, and I just can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Can you just let me speak to someone else?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Can you give me one more chance.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, so what was the problem?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Can you? Have you tried p cock restarting your PCCK
router for cock back? How is that?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thats it?
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I don't know what's going on over there if you're
well mentally, but yes, we've restarted the route or four
hundred times. That's what they ask us every time to
do it. It does or I need to speak with
someone who knows forgot.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm s so sorry.
I don't know if I described this to you, but
I had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop
thinking about them.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Okay, enough, you were literally the worst customer service person I.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Have ever encountered.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
I'll answer a question that I asked.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but you know what,
I'm not sorry.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
I'm not sorry. Cancel my service so you know what
you know what for? You cancel my plucking service?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Idiot?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Is there a way that I can ask you to
not talk to my manager and maybe we can. I
can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
No, put me on the phone with your manager right now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
How about I just tell you that your boyfriend Darren
say yep, for a phone prank? Probably easier. Wait what Yeah?
This is Jubil from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your boyfriend Darren Say, you up
did it? It's a joke, said you. Guys just moved
in together and you're having trouble with the Wi Fi,
so you wanted me to just frustrate you a little
bit more.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe I was talking to
someone that's humid.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Wake up every morning with jewbile phone pranks.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Okay, so this is wild.
I couldn't unread this and I had to share it
with the rest of you. Harvard academics you may have
seen the story go viral yesterday, are suggesting that aliens
may live among us. What yes, saying that they're possibly,
but this is they're more specific about their location.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, good, they're.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Possibly underground or in a moon base, and that there
the UFOs could be visiting the Earth. At any time.
They may be disguised as humans, time travelers, or descendants
of intelligent dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Harvard. This is from Harbor that I feel like Jewbills
already said that in this room billion times.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Did you say time travelers and intelligence a dinosaur part,
you know, and there's a little lizard hold on.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
They said they're disguised as time travelers or humans even
and humans or dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's not a great disguise feeling. We'd be like, yeah,
the dinosaur one is definitely a giveaway.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Kid's birthday parties waiting to take over. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
T Rex to today's case, you guys, I do t
rex like costume races. I imagine an inflatable t Rex.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Sorry, we're not making fun of you. We can be
friends disguise though.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That so funny.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
And this weekend, those of you who are big fans
of Calisi and you know House of the Dragon, the
show does premiere on Sunday. But that's not all. Game
of Thrones is actually getting another spin off. It was
squashed earlier, but it's just been green lighted again and
it's called Ten Thousand Ships. It's supposed to be a
prequel to Game of Thrones. So I thought this was
a prequel. House a Dragon is a prequel. It's another prequel,
(14:01):
but this time it goes around different people in Nimria
and Ronar.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't remember them. I probably be iron order. Remember
that people owned all the ships in the in the show, Oh,
eight seasons, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
But there's okay, Victoria, there's eight seasons, but there's like
every person has a thing dragons, normals, shields and swords, right, ships.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, it was like the sibling went at the very end, right.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, yeah, heang, all right, well we'll see what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ten thousand ships and I misheard it and I thought
it was a battle with ibs.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 12 (14:42):
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Jackson is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted from a day he
went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a
few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another day.
But first, Jackson, how long has it been since you
heard from Amanda.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's been a few days.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted days or
is this like that you had of the date last night?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, like, like you know it's been three days, maybe
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?
Speaker 13 (15:18):
Well, I mean we went on and it's a great day, right.
We were to the same place that we both wanted to.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Go and wanted to try.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
And I mean it was really nice and you know,
we had three courses, wine, dessert, and it felt really awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know, it was really romantic easy.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
Amanda's beautiful and she eat all in food. It was
so cute, you know, and I mean it just it
would be to sort of something great. But it's something,
you know. I mean, I've written her, you know, I
walked into her car. I wrote her afterwards and said,
you know, you know here from here, and I thought
she would write me back, and she never wrote me back,
(15:58):
and I.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Kind of want to know what a problem is, So
you said what to her, I'm sorry, I hope to
hear from you.
Speaker 13 (16:03):
No, I said, you know, it was a great date,
and I hope you know, you know, I hope to
hear from you when we left the day and then
when I texted her, I said it was a great
night last night, and she didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, why do you think she's ghosting you?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
I mean I had to take my dog out, and
I was apologetic about, you know, like I kind of
mismanaged my time, and she kived me about it a
little bit, and I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But I don't know.
Speaker 13 (16:29):
Maybe, you know, first impressions are tough, you know, I
don't don't know. Maybe she seemed like she understood and
got over it, but maybe she didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder
like at that point? Was she cool with you? You know,
somebody shows up fifteen minutes say you're kind of mad
or annoyed, I should say, but that's valid and it's
the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So then was she like, so anyways, tell me what
sign you are? Or was she more like can we
just order?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
She made She made a couple of jabs, but she didn't,
you know, shut over quick.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Okay, I felt like, shut over quick.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I feel like that's fair. Yeah, how the rest of
the date go?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Personally? You know, we had we had we had three courses.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
You know, wine dessert, and and we we discussed you know,
at the food and we discussed.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Like, you know, travel and we like to be both
like to travel. We both like this, you know, like
like wanted to.
Speaker 13 (17:20):
Go to Italy and you know, I mean it was
like it was pretty good, Like.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
We had a really good conversation. It was a long night.
I mean, I thought it was really good.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Absolutely, I didn't. I walked her to a car at
the end, So I feel like, you know, it wasn't
like she wasn't put off, It wasn't awkward.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
What do you say like a gentleman?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Because if he did it the way Jubil said, then
that would absolutely be why he's getting most of it true.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So no kiss. Did you guys hug at least?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Or yeah, we got like to half hug.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's not a good sign. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Every time I've half hugged a guy, it kind of
resulted in me they were talking to him again.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
In a rush, or you're like on your way somewhere.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
I feel like it was a good ending, even though
it was a half hug, it sounds good.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, But now she hasn't talked to you in a
few days, and you want to know why you're getting ghosted.
So play a song come back, and then we'll call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe give you another date.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, excellent, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Play a song, come back, get your first Day follow
up next. If you're just joining us for today's First
Day follow up. Jackson is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Amanda. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date. But first, Jackson, why
don't you remind us about your situation?
Speaker 13 (18:45):
Well, I met Amanda and we went out on a
great day, and you have to thinking about it and
talk to you guys. I feel like we have a
really good time and I really don't know why she's
not getting back to me. After a few days I
wrote her and hisstn't texting back at all, and I feel,
you know, she should have.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It was definitely a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
What was the last thing you said to her own text.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night and I thought, you know, if
she would have gotten back to me.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
M M.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, Well you're ready for us to call her and
see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Hello, I'm aspeaing to Amanda. Please, this is Jesus calling hi, Amanda.
My name is Jewbel and this is a radio show.
It's called the Jewbil Show. Yes, the show is here.
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Hi.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
Hi, hey hi.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh you know the show? Yea, yea, so great. I'm
actually calling today because you went out on a date
with somebody and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 15 (19:57):
Okay, I might need more info.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, you know we do the first dight follow up
on the show where if you go out on date
with somebody he goes to them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why we
got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Ah, Okay, was that a good date for you?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
He doesn't know why.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I guess he does not.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
That's crazy that he has no idea why.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, so it should be obvious.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah, I would say like okay, this is this is nuts. Okay,
hey yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So well, let me let.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
Me preface the restaurant was fantastic and the food is fantastic,
and that was good.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
The company was not good.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server, So I have no idea why he
would be confused.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He was hitting on the server obviously.
Speaker 15 (21:07):
Oh like huge, like like I checked out five minutes in.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
And I was like, I'm good, the food's good, and
I just focused on my food and getting, you know,
a good meal out of it, and that was it.
But I checked out five minutes in because instantly he
was like, oh, you're so gorgeous and like it's like, oh,
your hair's so pretty and like, oh my gosh, I
love the color of your nails and like like yeah,
like no joke, Like he was making jokes about like
(21:35):
feeding her what I came.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
And he was like, oh, you want to buye to this,
and like I can seat you. Oh yeah, Like he
commented on her legs at one point, like it was
it was sick.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag,
but yeah, uh yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 15 (21:53):
Like the fact that he doesn't know what's going on,
it just.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
D I mean that's blatant.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
Yeah, Like I mean in front of me, he was
just like he was like asterly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous with any
just like every time she came to the table, there
was something else, like he talked about you. It was
just like, oh, this is ner like it's not as
sweet as you are and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, that's also kind of like you're on a date
with someone else. Did he say that stuff to you too?
Was it just like how he communicates with women or
was it her specifically?
Speaker 15 (22:29):
No, Like there wasn't even like a you look nice
like there was like all on the waitress I was.
I was flabberg.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Acid, Like, okay, well, thank you for telling us. Also,
I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you or
maybe find out the waitress isn't at the same time.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I don't know, But oh, man, like what is that about?
Like I wasn't like you sound like I was.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
Really elaborate, like I've always you know, just talk to
you know, you know at your service, you know, awesome
and give them great compliments because bigger serving and better pores,
and I mean, you're going to treat me all around.
It's like a win win, And that's what I was doing.
And I just I don't think that was like you know,
like into the into the waitress so much.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Like that's teaching you you're please and thank you sir,
not like you give me your legs.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well, she had legs, so.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You were hitting on her.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
If she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't one
of them. Because I feel like you should compliment her
legs no matter what her legs look like.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
If that's just strategy you're going for, Well, she.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Had nice legs, but I wasn't. I mean, it was
it was just something to hit like you know, to
say terror. It wasn't like I was hitting on her.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
If no matter what if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes across.
Speaker 15 (23:51):
As hitting on yeah for real, Like I mean, because
you're complimenting like her looks all the time, you could
have like if you were doing that, you could have
said like, oh, you're so nice, Finn, thank you, and
you're so helpful, and like, you know, you could have
said like I like your nails, not like oh, your
nails are so beautiful and I love that collar.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Like you could have just been like, oh, where'd you
get them done?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Or something?
Speaker 15 (24:11):
But no, like you're hitting on her because you're talking
about her, looks to her every time she came to
the table, Like that's not like that's not getting extra
stuff out of it. That's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Wow, I didn't really realize you were the jealous type.
I'm not running into.
Speaker 15 (24:29):
That, Like, I'm just not into rude people. And let
me remind you that you're the one that like wanted
me so bad that you're willing to go on the
radio and do this.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, it's all good because I was really so good
to that kindl.
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I got her number, and you know, so if you
got the number, have.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
You tried the number?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Because I got a stake, Amanda, You're impossible.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, I would love to ask, Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Do that as Okay, you're lost, Amanda.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Oh no, I guess I'm just gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Jules first follow up.
Speaker 16 (25:25):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking,
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a wild and crazy game of trivia for
a chance to be known as the grand Master of
all Trivia for the entire afternoon. Why Jack, kind of
like that. Also, Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live Glow Party tickets,
(26:00):
So call us right now eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. You can also d m
us at the jubil Show or go to the jubilelshow
dot com if you want to play Victoria and now
for some fun brain exercises to loosen up that noodle
of your Victoria. Yikes, here we go, noodle time. When
(26:21):
is a door no longer a door? When it's open, No,
when it's a jar? What get it. No, the door
is a jar. It's a it's a term for meaning
a door is open. Oh. If you think about it now,
it's like like like you get things from you know,
(26:43):
put things into like what breaks, yeah, never falls, and
what falls yet never breaks? Air? Day and night? Oh,
what day and night? We were all blowing my mind.
We're in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly, none of them incorrectly.
(27:07):
You versus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 12 (27:11):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. Yeah, to see who will be known as
the grand Master of all trivia for the entire afternoon today.
We want that also also Hot Wheels, Monster Truck, Live
Glow Party tickets, and Let's Wake. Today's contestant for you
versus Victoria, lindsay was up. Lindsay, Hey, what's up? Not much?
(27:47):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Are you ready? I'm ready? The challenge of your lifetime? Time.
She didn't know she's looking up to a life challenge.
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, lindsay, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
(28:11):
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, ready, I
am good? So am I?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Here?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We got nice? Everybody else ready, I'm ready? He feels good.
I like this marbady? Okay, great, here we go, lindsay,
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
What is the most ordered seafood in America?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
What is the group of lions called.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Uh name the villain of the Little Mermaids? How many
edges does a cube have? What is the only land
mammal that cannot jump? What is it called when caterpillars
turn into butterflies?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
All right, got that out on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. So while she's getting settled, lindsay,
what's something you would like the world to know today.
Speaker 17 (29:09):
I actually am. I do trivia a lot in like
the pub trivia and hit up different ones. So this
is my jam.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh nice? Okay, all right? How does that work?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Is it like a weekend tour where you're like, okay,
it's Thursday, Trivia is over here, and then Friday Tribute's
over again.
Speaker 17 (29:26):
I actually and I actually have a team.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh wow, what's the team's name?
Speaker 17 (29:30):
And I recruit it actually can't stay on the radio, right,
We're the m ms and princesses love it?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Okay, did you want to recruit Victoria to play with
you guys?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (29:45):
We we We'll see how she does.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right, let's see how she does.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to eat. Lindsay right to win. Lindsay, you can
tell Victoria Whitney go serious. What is the most ordered
seafood in America? Fish? What is a group of lions
called uh hublions? Name the villain of the Little Mermaid?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Arsa that one? How many edges does a cube have? What?
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Eight night? Wait eight twelve? What is the only land
mammal that cannot jump.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Wait wait no, I don't what is it?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
What is it called when caterpillars turn into butterflies? Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
I know this, I know this.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I know that's wait wait wait wait, I don't care.
Give me a second. All right, let's send it over
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Producer Bread lindsay got too correct and Victoria got too correct.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What lindsay? Not only is Victoria also shocks she got
too correct. But guess what you won? Congratulations thought that
last one. You get to be known as the Grandmaster
of Trivia for the entire afternoon. So if anybody refers
to you by your first name, please correct them. Also,
hot Wheels and Monster Truck, Live Globe Party tickets. So congratulations,
(31:19):
and let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
The most ordered seafood in America is shrimp. A group
of lions is called a pride. They're called the group
of Lions. The villain in The Little Mermaid is Ursula. Yeah,
a cube has twelve edges.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, I had account. The only land mammal that cannot
jump is the elephant. My favorite land animal is the whale. Yeah,
those guys are crazy. I seem skateboarding all the time
at skate.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Parks, and then when caterpillars turn into butterflies, it's called.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Lindsay congratulations, thank you for playing?
Speaker 17 (31:53):
Ah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I'm playing versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, can just DM us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
How are you feeling, bro? It was Metafreaking Morphosis.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I knew it too. I'm like, why didn't you say it?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't know the title Victoria's book Metafreaking Morphosis.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Time for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
If you were here yesterday, then you probably heard me
say that it was the end of the era of
an era where Joey chestnutt was not going to be
competing in the hot dog eating contest at Nathan's right.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, I say this to tell you don't worry.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Netflix has stepped in and instead of it being like
a boxing fight, they've made it a full blown hot
dog eating fight. Why Chestnut versus Kobyashi dun dun dunya
yea Yeah, Kobyashi is already talking all kinds of mess,
like Chestnut's got nothing on me for a different thing. No,
(32:49):
it's hot dog eating the fourth of July though, or different.
It's different.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It's a Netflix thing they're doing on hot dog eating.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, oh, because because Nathan's is banned. Nathan's banded Kobeyash
because he had a conflict with this contract, and then
Chestnuts getting banned because he's got the partnership with the
not real hot dogs impossible foods.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
So.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Putting their own battle. Yeah, Netflix is bringing the meat.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
Wow, you.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Wanted to say that.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I just am really picturing like a w w E
type of a thing, or like an actual box.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, logan out there's yeah a stud I mean that's
real meat sweats.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Sorry, way, the coboy, she's just able to open his
throat is something amazing that I have not seen in years.
Don't count just not Altco.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, you guys, prepare yourself to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You do the voiceover. Staying on topic a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I'm staying on the hot dog top because there is
a new debate that is taken over the internet, and
that is does mayonnaise belong on a hot dog. No,
apparently everybody is divided. But the new it condiment for
hot dogs is mayo. People have been very upset with
Costco for not providing mayo. That's an option, and the
ketchup mayo is where it's at.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Allegedly, what does it ketchup mayo? Mayo goes on everything,
because this is America, not everything. Brad, name one thing
you can't put mayo on. Get you put saghetti? No,
you can't. Tong it tastes good and it just makes
it kind of creamy and tangy.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
You put hot dogs in it, peas and mayonnaise and
you've got this good.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Anyway. And other news or italiout Mayo. Georks are making
a comeback this summer.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
All of y two K fashion seems to be making
its revival moment, and jeort's are one of them. The
baggyeper muta length jean shorts that were popular are now
back for fellas, ladies everybody to pair with anything?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Are those the ones that go down like past the knee,
They go like like borderline cup freeze.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, but and they've got the pockets pockets every day.
It's great to be a man, but you know the
extra pockets. No man men wear those two.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I know.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I'm just saying you. As a man, I always have
pockets all the time. Pocket life for me kind of sucks.
You could just wear man pants.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
We have purses and bras. That is a pocket.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You actually have two pockets on us at all times
if you're wearing a broth pocket, right, that's if you're
wearing one, Brad, space is going round.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I don't There's something I want to say that I
cannot say. It's about pockets. Should I just end this?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And that's what?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
God, it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she's been married to her husband,
Noah for a year and she already thinks something might
be going on. So we'll see if we can help
her out. Candice, I'm sorry in that situation, but what's
going on? Why do you think no is cheating?
Speaker 9 (36:09):
So here's the thing. Noah is. Noah is so sweet
and I love him so much. He's just he is
a very busy guy.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
He has always been a very busy guy, and work
takes up a lot of his life. And I know
that that's part of the deals, but in like the
last month.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Or so, it feels like, I don't know that.
Speaker 19 (36:33):
He's been a lot busier than usual, and he always
comes home on his.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Lunch break, which I absolutely love. He doesn't work too
far from home, so it's really nice to be able
to have that time together.
Speaker 19 (36:47):
But lately he's just, oh, he's just kind of been
making excuses, and you know, he says things like, well,
it's the work thing, and I don't know. So we
are actually looking for houses right now, which is incredible,
and I'm just so excited and so ready to get
out of this apartment. So he is also like going
(37:10):
on potential health hunting and he's going to go check
these things out.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
But sometimes I feel like you've gone for hours and
it's just you'll come home.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
And be like, oh, well it wasn't right, or you know,
just something along those.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Lines, and I get it. You know, the market is
crap right now, you know what I mean? Like, I know,
you guys know, and it's going to be really hard
for anybody to find anything that we want.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
But like, I have very high standards, and you know
what he.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Does do We both we want to find something that
we love, especially you know, if we're going to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He's yeah, he's in.
Speaker 20 (37:52):
And you know that was something that that's that's fine.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I can't always get away at the time that he
can and go see these houses. And I trusted him.
We have very similar tastes and you know, no problem.
But he doesn't bring home brochures or four plans. And
every time that I say that I want to go
(38:16):
look at the house with him because I can, he'll
say things like, oh, it's just closer if I stop buying,
like or I'm just I'm just going to go real
quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't know, it just feels weird, like I want
to go see these houses, like I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is he acting different outside of those times not house
hunting with you and not having answer with you.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor,
and I was like, well, we hired a reel sir,
and I don't know, that's just something that.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
I feel like we would have talked about that. And
am I just making this up in my head? And
this is what he's actually just buy. He's actually going
to look at all of these houses and he's trying
to find something really nice and pretty and he knows
that I like surprises, and I don't know, he's probably just.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Working really hard to find a nice place for us
that we can call home.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, I'm part of that. That feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
before in terms of like one time we had this
really amazing date and he hired the chef.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
You know.
Speaker 9 (39:46):
It was something that I was like, like, we were
going to cook together, and he was like, Hey, I'm
surprising You've I hired this chef to come and cook
for us. So I was like, oh, you know, and
that was like a it was like a really cool
little date night thing.
Speaker 20 (39:57):
So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
I need to get used to, or maybe I need
to be like, hey, I do love surprises, but let's
let's talk about how we're.
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Spending our money a little better. But I don't want
him to stop doing nice things for me.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are Rewards card members, so we'll call and
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, okay,
play a song, come back and get your to Catch
(40:34):
a Cheater next. Right in the middle of Today's To
Catch a Cheater And if you just joined us, Candace
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of one year named Noah might be cheating. So in
a second, we're going to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department. We'll see if he sends them to
(40:55):
his wife, Candace or someone else. But first, Candace, why
don't you refresh our memory on the situation?
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is. We started looking for houses,
but I am not necessarily part of the process, and
I want to be. And he's gone a lot looking
at houses, and I want.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
To be a part of that process. He's also kind
of getting text messages that he.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Says is from the realtor, but I didn't know we
hired a realtor, so I don't know. I'm just kind
of at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Noah.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Yeah, this is Noah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Hi Noah, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's big winner.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Take a while.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
free free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to
anybody that you would like to within the fifty United
States of these Americas. Absolutely free. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple
of minutes. I can take down the information over the phone.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Yeah, let's just spend do it on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Great, okay. First thing that I would need would be
the first and last name of the person you'd like
to send them to.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to Beyonca?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (42:45):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
I certainly can. Yeah, we just got we just got
the option of being able to use emojis, So a
little can't wait for your open house? Swinkybaste. And then
the next thing I will need would would have been
the address but I don't need that anymore because this
is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jubell. I'm Nina, and I'm Victoria. And we
do a segment on a show called the Katchacheeta where
(43:14):
if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 9 (43:21):
Noah, who Bianca?
Speaker 6 (43:24):
It's just our realtor.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Noah with Bianca. We don't have a realtor.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 21 (43:34):
We have a realtor that's been getting us into a
wee of awesome places.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
any housing. You have been viewing houses.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Wait, it's just dawn on me. You had a radio
show called me to see if I was cheating. This
is a kind of ridiculous. Oh is it?
Speaker 9 (43:59):
Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous than you cheating
on me within our first year of being married. We're
actually loth to be looking for houses. Are you going.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
For me?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Are you? Or are you banging some reel to her?
In new open houses? What open houses talk to me
about the open houses. Noah, No, I haven't. I haven't
seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen Oh, okay,
(44:39):
you know what, I'm going to look up what was
her name again? I'm gonna look up her real tonight.
I'm gonna look up where she goes.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
H a scene, Okay, Oh.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
I'm making a scene. Oh I'm making a scene, you guys,
I'm making a scene.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okays, to your realtor.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Sometimes I'm slow.
Speaker 21 (45:00):
You can try and get ourselves a better deal because
the interest rates are.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Crazy right now. On, this is ridiculous that you're calling
me about this.
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's
my money too, right, it's our money, it's our marriage,
it's our life, it's going to be our house. So
why don't I get her numbers and just let's just
make sure that the next open house that you get
in on, we get in on that.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Yeah, right, that could.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
you're not cheating because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
It doesn't sound very convincing that you're not.
Speaker 21 (45:40):
We only talk about addresses and houses, literally about it.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Okay, Well then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just send me the tech messages that she
sending so that way I can click on the addresses and.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
I can look at these houses.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
No, maybe I would have actually loved them.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 21 (46:04):
That's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
mary Leaves together.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Well, it's not ridiculously on the radio.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
B your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
a winki face to and flowering.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
Right, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Is it not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you, because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't know why you're doing.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Does Bianca know you're married.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later. Wow.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, Wow he hung up Candace. Oh my god, Candice,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, it definitely sounds
not like innocent house hunting.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I really didn't want you to be right, but I
really think you should hunt down Bianca.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I thought he was just looking for, you know, get
a hold of this pianco woman to see maybe it
is just that, or maybe it's still in the flirtation stage,
and maybe it's stuff I don't I don't know. I mean,
i'd be very upset, but I also would want to
confront her.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
The Jewel shows.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
To catch a cheater? Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Okay, so this story is ju say, and it's accusing
allegedly Diddy of being an FBI informant.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
What right?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
So, of course he is Suge Knight. Do you guys
know who sug Knight is. No, he's one of the
co founders of Death Pro Records from like back back
in the day West Coast hip hop, and he's in
jail right now, but he has a podcast and he's
not the only person that has come out to say.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
He's a podcast in jail. Yeah, one of those didn't
called Collect Call with Suge Knight. He could barely get
a podcast on outside of jail. That what he does,
He just makes calls to people and does a podcast.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I have no idea, but on this podcas cast, he
was basically saying that he believes that did he is
an FBI informant and has been for years, which is
why he gets away with everything. And so now there's
all types of I don't want to call it a
conspiracy because there's a bunch of other people that have
come out too and said that they have published the
fact that they believe that he's an FBI informant, and
then they were forced to take it down. But you
(48:19):
can't be getting away with everything he gets away with
just because you're an FBI informant, Like that's not that.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Can't be out. Oh yeah, that's like not not with
our government. I mean, those guys are honest all the
time and time. You know, we were talking about Victoria.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Now now FBI informant, you got to walk the line
to be the best citizen ever. Well, that would be nice,
but how is he supposed to give them information on
bad things that are happening if he's such a good guy.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yikes, right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
I mean, this whole thing just keeps getting weirder, but
I believe it. So, I mean I kind of do too.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I think most celebrities are fbiformants. I think everybody. All right,
I'm not paranoid at all, but.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Okay, so we're gonna move on to move on to
concert etiquette now. So we've learned that you shouldn't throw
things on stage. Yes, that's just for safety purposes, but
also flipping off your favorite artists while you've paid money
to be at their show can.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Get you kicked out. Oh I saw that. So Caine
Brown was doing a show. I know for real. I
was actually kind of surprised that he did it.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
This video there's you couldn't hear the audio, so I'm
going to try to explain it to you. But the
video is him on stage, he's singing the song. The
person flips him off, and as he's singing the song,
he gestures the guy to come forward, and he goes,
I'm going to show you what happens when you flip
me off at my show, and gets him completely kicked out, just.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Like that I don't want a letdown in a way
like Colorier. Come on, you flip me off, get in
my face. I'll show you exactly what happens security keep
this sit so like this guy me off.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Maybe it's because he's got kids and he was trying
to be a good example or something.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, that's a great example to be so sensitive. Okay,
this is really interesting. Your gesture if he was giving
actually I get thumbs up? Yeah yeah, how do you
know they didn't have a thumb and that's the only
way he can get a thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
So there's going to be timers put in bathroom stalls now,
which is pretty interesting. And I shouldn't say now is
it's gonna happen everywhere, but right now it's happening at
a tourist site in China. They've installed timers above the
bathroom stalls so people can see how long you've been.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
In there, like video games for guys, and we're trying
to be each other's score. They say.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Is the reason why is it's a safety thing in
case somebody has a medical emergency and they've been in
there for a long time. The first thing I thought of,
which is great, I get it. You want to make
sure everybody's safe. But a long time ago, I used
to work at Macy's and I had to fold stuff,
and I just it wasn't my favorite job. So I
would go into the bathroom and sit down in the
stall and take naps in my hands. I would be
(51:05):
in there for a very long time. So there was
a stall tim where I get a lotap in the
bathroom too.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Really.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, why I had an office job, it was just terrible.
It was like at a marketing company, and I, dude,
I just did not want to be at my desk
because I was falling asleep at my desk all the time.
So I'd just go in the bathroom for a while
and sleep. Yeah, it was great. I mean, I love
the store, I love the discount. But bad jobs do
like they make you want to go to the bathroom nap.
I Actually it's funny for a job like yesterday. Yeah,
(51:32):
I've not been a bathroom before too.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Where you go overrat, I'm looking for you somewhere sometimes
in the office and I'm like, where'd he go?
Speaker 1 (51:39):
We just snapped the floor right here the bathroom. But
that's what's trending.
Speaker 21 (51:44):
Jewels, dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yay, hear it.
Speaker 5 (51:56):
Whenever I'm at friends' houses partying, we have a little ring,
I get tipsy, and I go on my friend's phones
to look at my excess profiles.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I do that sober.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Wait really, yeah, but do your friends know that you're
using their phones to do that?
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Oh no, I make sure that they are out of
the room or that nobody can see what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, if you ever
want to comments on your excess stuff, but as your friend,
that's the secret.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
I never go that far. But I just want to
check up on them. After we broke up, I usually
block them because I just don't need them in my
life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.
But until you keeping in, me just wants to know
how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if
their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So
(52:57):
I use my friend's phones for that.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse
than you know. That's always like, yeah, that makes you
feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Thank you. Heels good to get that off my shirt?
Speaker 2 (53:13):
All right? See you?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I
do have a dirty little secret. Well, let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (53:23):
So my dirty little secret is that I have signed
my husband up for every possible political email, text message,
robo calls you can.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Imagine, or something.
Speaker 20 (53:39):
We got into some dumb fight where he just was
not understanding my point of view and I these ads
came up on.
Speaker 9 (53:46):
The TV and I was like, I know exactly what
I'm gonna do, and I just wanted to do something
to annoy him.
Speaker 15 (53:51):
But now it's it's become a big thing in our house.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Because he's getting a lot of text messages and emails
and phone calls.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'd be the most diabolical dirty little secret we've ever had.
It is long lasting, It is subtle and intrusive, genius.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
I like it. The funny really is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
The funny thing about this is is I've heard people
do this as revenge to exes. Meanwhile, you're doing it
to your husband.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yet messages better, you get to see it happen first time.
You get to be like, I don't know why getting
all these You're like I have no idea.
Speaker 15 (54:25):
Yeah, he renewed his license last month and I was like, Babe,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
You must have checked a.
Speaker 9 (54:29):
Hawk something.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
Thank you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
What's your dirty little secret.
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