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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi ho, hi ho, Hello, Killy Nash. I was watching
Snow White again yesterday, so I got the I got
the little we are they not the Dwarves? Yeah, yeah,
the little dwarfs sleepy sneezy.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
But it just sounds so politically incorrect.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You can't call him that. Did you know in the
new movie for Snow White, they actually didn't hire any dwarfs.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It was well, I mean, it's even worse than that.
So the original New Disney script said it was politically
incorrect to have dwarfs. So they said, we're not casting
any We're not even gonna have the dwarfs. Then the
pushback came, so then they said, we'll hire dwarfs, but
(00:44):
we won't audition dwarfs. They actually went out of their way. Well,
I forget the guy who's like the famous dwarf, the
guy for the worst of Us Pete No, No, the
one who's uh he's around right now.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, the guy that was in Elf.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He freaking shredded about this, Like, I cannot believe how
hard it is to be a dwarf actor in Hollywood.
There's like fifty of us on the planet and you're
telling us that the one job that we were all
born to play. We can't even audition for it, and
Disney said, no, we would prefer to have regular size
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actors and then we'll see gi them down.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, I mean, this Disney thing is taking a bath.
They're going to lose hundreds and hundreds of millions of
dollars on it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, Disney. Actually, I guess really Jet propelled itself into
what we know it to be today off of the original,
and apparently this will be actually bring Disney down financially.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I mean I understand that they've already decided to
scrap a couple of what do they call these things?
Live action? Is that what they're the phrases. They've already
scrapped a couple of the ones that were upcoming out
of fears that well, if we're going to take like
a roughly five to six hundred dollars bat a million
dollars bath on this thing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, we can't afford to be blowing up any cars.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well not Yeah, we also just got to make
sure that whatever we come out with next has to
be good.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh okay, let's talk about what we're going to talk
about for a Thursday. It's Thursday show. Today six thirty.
We'll give you a chance to win. This will be
the last four pack of tickets we have for the
Fireflies this week.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Correct, this would be for the Sunday evening game. I
think it's Sunday evening. I should look it up. Maybe
Sunday at like on Sunday five oh five's first pitch.
I saw I was saying Sunday late afternoon or early evening.
And again this is at Segra Park and what you're
talking about, Oh, this is a good one, Jonathan. Okay,
one word. This is not two words. Although we use
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that commonly as two separate words, I've never heard it
as a phrase.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, lickpenny. You never heard lickpenny. I've always said Porsche
should come out with a lickpenny. Who Porsche?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because every one of their cars. So if you can
afford a Porsche, you can't afford it, maintain it. If
it's going to be your car, you better have it
as a hobby. And if it's a hobby, it's a
very expensive one because the parts for those things are
incredibly expensive. It's something that is something that burns through cash.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Something that uses up more money than it's worth well,
now you're right. This is why.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Because it's worth it. Trust me, if if you got
a fun car you liked Rhyn Giffer, it's a Mustang
or whatever it is, if it's your hobby, it's worth it.
I loved it. I loved it. I missed that. I
can actually now that I don't have any kids in
the house, I think I can actually go back into
the sports car world because Sally, according to our agreement,
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I couldn't fly like I couldn't go up with the
Blue Angels or anybody like that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I say, you couldn't even get like a bowl like
we're just going fly commercially.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I just couldn't get any of the years we used
to have fun going up with the Blue Angels or
whatever it was for the air shows and stuff. I
couldn't do that. And I had to get rid of
the fast cars. So now and get back at the
car with Luke Combs.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And you don't have to be the checkout girl.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes, I may need to get a checkout girl job
to pay for the for the hobby, but this is ye,
it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But it's I do like the fact that the description
given in the dictionary says the man broke up with
his girlfriend after realizing she was a lickpenny. Wow, you're
a lickpenny. Hello, you're a lickpenny. Love.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Never heard a guy say I'm married a mayritor trying
to get my money out of her?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, is she worth it? Do you get what? And
by the way, else says yes, you know what, let
me take you to it. You're worth it. That brings
up a very interesting story. A research study that is
now published on the Morning Rest blog at ninety seven
five to b CS dot com. I've edited it down
to five sentences. It was hundreds of pages, so again
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not going to give you all the details in my
four sentences. But what they did was they British researchers
worked with twenty five one hundred pet owners. That's a
pretty big study and they studied them for several years. Now,
this is the takeaway if you are a single person.
I mean again, you're not married, you're not in a
spouse like relationship, you don't have a steady boyfriend or girlfriend.
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You are single. The value of the pet to your
health is the same as the the value of a
spouse to a married person. Look at Jonathan's face. Isn't
that great?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They say, relationship, be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, they say, first off, just based on a scale
of one to ten, when you talk to somebody about
what their life satisfaction was before they had the pet,
as opposed to after they got the pet. And then
you do the same with somebody who has gotten into
a long term relationship, what was the quality of your
life until then you've got the long term relationship going.
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They both went up four points, so that's mirrored. They
also showed that there was a reduction in blood pressure, stress,
life expectancy, so on and so forth.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
There is a reduction in life expectancy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, an increase, a boost of life expectancy, a reduction
in blood pressure. By the way, that's an interesting story too, women.
This is not in this study. I didn't know this.
We've always heard that married men live longer. I did
not know that married women live shorter. Weird, we're actually
the study says we're killing them, that the women are
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so worried about their husbands that you actually are killing
your wife because you're a moron. Because the reason that
men live longer. Because I was watching this research with
one of the doctors. And he was saying the woman said, well,
when I'm looking at the research, it shows that the
life expectancy of a man will go up approximately four
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and a half years if he's married, but for women
it actually stays the same, and in some instances it
decreases if they're married. Why is that and he said, well,
the reason the men live longer is because you ride
his button. You tell them to go to the doctor,
Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. Go to
the doctor. Watch what you're eating, watch what you stop
texting and driving. Stop driving like a mania. All those
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things that they tell us, and then that's why we
get to live longer. The women, on the other hand, though,
because he said if he gave the example of when
you're on a flight and they that they if they
lose cabin pressure, you're supposed to put the mask on
and then take care. He said, women don't do that.
Women are more concerned about their children and their husbands
than they are themselves, so they often will sacrifice their
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own well being for theirs, and that's why women who
are married will live shorter than women who are not married. Interesting,
but anyway, back to this study, I don't know how
they came up with this figure, Jonathan, But this isn't
it sounds like they just pulled that out of their butts.
The value of owning a pet to your well being
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is now placed at ninety thousand dollars per year. Wow,
that's they say that you would have a similar psychological
and physical equivalent to getting a raise of eighty or
excuse me, ninety thousand dollars a year. Now, how is that?
Because that seems like if I got a seventy five
thousand dollars an annual raise, I'd be pretty similar to
getting a ninety thousand dollars raise.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But they're saying they they placed the dollar value at
ninety grand a year is what your pet is worth
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So I shouldn't be complaining this two hundred dollars for
the prescription medication that Woo needs to keep fleas off.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You get no value because you're married. So that's again,
this is only for single people, got it. So yes,
if you're living alone and you've thought about getting a pet,
and you're like, eh, it's a little expensive, uh huh,
maybe go ahead and do it, because apparently the life
bets well worth it to you. Yeah, it's off the
charts at ninety grand other stories that we've got up, Jonathan,
(09:00):
We were just kind of talking on the air this
morning about you and your granddaughter breaking into the secret
Easter staff. Yes, according to this new survey, this is
maybe I must be in a huge minority. Two thirds
of American adults people over the age of thirty, said
(09:20):
that they would like to receive their own Easter basket
on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Who would say noted.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That they want that. Sure, surprise me with my own
Easter basket, says the forty two year old. Twenty five
percent of them would like Easter chocolate given to them,
goodness gracious. Others say thirty six percent prefer that the
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Easter basket be filled with gift cards. Are you flipping
kim On?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Come on now, I thought you were harkening back to
when you were.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
A kid at the Easter basket.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Something from Easter turned this into a giving opportunity.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, seventy percent said they would prefer a combination of
candy and gift cards. What is wrong with you adults?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They can't let go of it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
This is not even like like you said, It's not
even a hearkening back to the quieter, simpler times of
when I believed in the Easter Bunny or whatever. This
is just give me crap, Give me crap. Yeah, I
work hard, somebody should give me crap.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Up, somebody's going to give me something.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Do people give Easter bread? When do you cut off
the Easter candy for the kids?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Ali said something about getting down the Easter baskets. By
the way, Kelly would not be surprised to know. I
have my Easter basket from when I was a kid,
and it has never been has not been used. It's
just hanging up there. Okay, thanks there in the attic.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But like, for like John and and like when did
you stop giving him.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Talking about getting the Easter baskets down? And for Jane
would have to say, I'm like, we're not doing that.
We're not giving them Easter baskets.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
When's the last time you did it?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh, it had to be it would I'm sure it
was when they were still in the house. Well, I
don't know what guy are excited about bringing him down.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I mean John was living there like two years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, he didn't get one. He moved out and he
came back. They didn't get an Easter, but he didn't
come back for the Easter candy.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I would say, what fifteen sixteen maybe, I mean it's
embarrassing for men. Was supposed to be embarrassing after thirteen actually.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
When they were there, I mean, come on, you know,
David wants is. I'll remember, I'll remember now. All the
Easter baskets were different because they had their favorite candies
in it. But David had to have like a whole
basket full of twistlers that would typically last him through Like.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
May tried to get him all the way to Halloween.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh yeah, it was like a senior in high school.
He still had he had. Oh yeah, I just get
and I forget. You know what. The other candies were mine,
of course, used to be filled with butterfingers, so.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They changed the damn recipe. No point in living now, No,
it's all gone. Butterfingers slip through my fingers, the joy
of flying.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Something the other day you would have liked. It was
a Reese's Peanut proder cup egg. That was one of
the candies that Sarah and I had. It's a Reese's
peanut butter cup and it's in an egg form, so
it's covered entirely good.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm gonna show you a video that I've promised Angela
I won't post. We go to some very expensive chocolate
shop that she loves doing in Charleston.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
See I'm not big into the expensive chocolate, cheap stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
If you're wondering, his name is Adam Toroni. And Adam
Toroney's chocolate shop is not new to Charleston's probably been
there about two or three years. There's another chocolate tear
that we used to go to, but now she prefers
Adam Toroney, who's originally from Savannah. That's we used to
go to Savannah, almost specifically, almost exclusively to buy Adam
Toroney's chocolate. That's how much she loves them.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
People go there for the incredible seafood.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Don't give a rip about the seafood. She doesn't care
about the sitting on the rooftop bar overlooking the water
and join the cocktails. None care. We're going to Adam
Torony's and then we're turning around and coming right back.
And anyway, she got some Adam Toroni chocolate and she
wanted me to film her. She was going to do
like a social media post and tag Adam Torony in it. Yeah,
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and she does not like it, and then she tries
to lie and it's hysterical. She bites into it and
you could just look at her face like, oh my gosh,
like this is because she wasn't expecting it to have
like a butter cream in the middle or something. She
was expecting it to be like chocolate through and through.
And she bit into it. She went and this was
this is good. I laughed at that video. I watched
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it yesterday, probably fifteen times, just replaying it over and
over again. All Right, this question here, Jonathan, this reminds
me of a Ray Romano episode that I saw, and
I Ray Ramondo totally screwed up, as typical he would
do in that show. He left without his wife after
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they had an agreement that she would not be late
for this event, and he told her at five point thirty, Well,
was it something about butts in seats or something like that?
I forget the line that his father had apparently used
on them, like the card departs and butts better be
in seats by such and such time or whatever. Well,
this morning Russia regular, he's in the Ray Ramano role. Here.
(14:30):
He went to one of his best friend's weddings, and
it's an out of town experience. It sounds like I'm
just reading it here. My wife is often late to things,
and I'm always complaining to her, like we need to
be on time. Anyway, she knew that this was a
big event for me to go to one of my
best friend's wedding. We're at the hotel. You know, we
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talked about it the night before. We have to leave
by nine o'clock to be to the church on time. Right,
you know, it's eight thirty. She's not even close to
being ready. I'm trying to help with the kids as
best I can. I can't do my daughter's hair because
that's not something that I do. And I'm telling her, like,
you got to pick up the pace. Pick up the pace,
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pick up the pace, and she's saying, relax, relax, relax. Well,
as nine o'clock comes around, I'm looking at her. I'm
looking at my daughter who hasn't even started her hair yet,
and I just said, you know what, I'll just see
you there. I'll just see you there. And I went
out and I got an uber and I went to
the wedding. I got there on time. My wife actually
missed the wedding. She shows up an hour and a
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half later, Oh my gosh, and she's throwing a fit
because she says we're a team. We're supposed to show
up together. I'm wondering, was I right? She right?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's absolutely right. You were an hour and a half late. Now,
if you've been ten minutes late, i'd just saved the
seats for you. As it turns out, I'm glad I didn't,
because that would have been a heiress. If I'm saving
seats in the pew of the church and you never
show up, I'd be even more obvious you were in here.
I do that. I'll get everything ready. I've already checked everything.
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If we're gonna go out of town or whatever. I've
already checked the ac settings. I've checked all the toilets.
Nothing's flushing. I've walked through the house. I've already made
sure the dogs have whatever they need. I'm in the
car now. I'm just in the car, waiting, just waiting,
just waiting. I have never left. Maybe I should have.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You seen that episode I have ever been.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I never remember that one.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's hysterical, I mean it's and then his father is
like you did what. He's like, but you used to
do it all the time. And he's like, remember he
was like, I did it to you and your brother.
I would never do it to my wife. Are you insane?
That's right, that's a good all right, So we'll get
into that tomorrow and other things.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Is well, all right, now, what's happening in your neighborhood
we should be talking about? You know how to reach
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I am Rush at ninety seven five w COS dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Nash at ninety seven five WCS dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
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tomorrow in the morning, Rush