9-18-24 - 6am - Cheeseburger, Casa Bonita and Denver Fur

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everyon, We're doing great.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're going on day three without an apparent assassination attempt
on President Donald Trump and men, women, you're doing excellent.
And one of the things I just well, wait, hold
on here, I got my page is starting to go off.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let me go get it real quick. Oh my, oh
myle my.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We'll get to the pagers in the minute. There's a
couple of local things I want to talk about. First.
By the way, happy what what hump Day's? Happy hump Day?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Cheeseburger day too?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
If I saw what is this National Cheeseburger Day? Yeah,
I happen to hear that on the way in, because
you know, the the drivel that passes for news on
Fox and Friends whatever that is, they were all, you know,
they were all having orgasms over the fact that it
was National Cheeseburger Day.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're one of those freaks that don't like cheese on
your burgers.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, it's not true, that's not true. I'm just not
a consistent cheeseburger or hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It just depends on why would anyone choose hamburger over cheeseburger. Uh,
sometimes you change up the cheese. It's always always a cheeseburger.
You just change up cheese. Sometimes it's pepper chack, sometimes
it's Americans, sometimes it's Swiss.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, I'm really not in the mood this early
in the morning, since I was I was running late,
and you know, I've got like a bazillion things I
need to get through today, including getting out of here,
because I got things to do, and so I just
I don't have time for this tomfoolery. I just I
say when. And by the way, whoever is super it

(01:49):
is just dry.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
If you if you would just shut the blankety blank
up and let me finish for a moment, you'd understand
that sometimes you like you can go to let's say,
to chop House or you or you go to Michael's house,
chop House, Michael's House, same thing, and you get a
really good kind of fatty hamburger and you don't pound
it into like a smash burger. You make it kind

(02:16):
of a round, thick patty and then you grill it
and you grill it to the medium rare, so it's
kind of pink and cool in the center, and it's
really juice. It's just dripping with juices and stuff, and
then on that you put the appropriate condoms, I mean condiments.
You put the appropriate condiments, and then you don't need
cheese on that. You need pickled onion, lettuce, tomato, and mustard.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Mustard's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, And that way you don't need the cheese because
you don't need the extra can because you want the
juice from the from the fatty hamburger. That's what you means. Now,
Sometimes you order cheese because you're in a place where
you're not quite sure what the burger's gonn to be like,
so you need something to cover in disguise the taste

(03:04):
of the really crappy hamburger meat that they've gotten from
you know, the Hesbal food distribution center, the same place
they get their Motorola pages, pagers and you. So, yeah,
sometimes cheese, sometimes not cheese. But because today's National Cheeseburger Day,
I'm more than happy to have a cheeseburger today.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What's the best cheese then, Oh, it's debatable because it
depends on the moods. Like I said, sometimes sometimes Swiss,
I'll tell you what it's not.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
And that's that two things. It's the cheese that comes
individually sliced, wrapped in plastic.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's not really cheese.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, whatever that stuff is, and whatever it is that
McDonald's passes off for cheese.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Arguably that cheese that's not really cheese, and the individual
packets that goes great with the boloney sandwich that we
were talking about. Absolutely not not on a burger, right.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Because Blufi's just the stuff they scrape off the floor
or anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
So you know, I went to the grocery store the
other day and we were looking for some slice meats
and I know we're on a squirrel chasing another squirrel here.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
But.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Eight bucks for blooney.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Git, it was the give mean, like one of those
little peckys like oscar Mina balooney.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Granted it was beef blooney, so it wasn't the the
other crap that's all put together with turkey scraps and
pork scraps and beef scraps. This is just straight beef balogoney.
Was eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Alright, I uh, camera, I were changing our lifestyle a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It really floored me when I saw that, and I
was like, wait, this is blooney, And like I said,
this caveat here it is straight beef blooney, so it
is high quality blooney. But it was the Oscar Meyer stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
And can you use the phrase high quality and bologney
in the thing? You know, arm I tend to eat
out a lot on the weekends. Well, we until recently
tended to eat out a lot during the weekday during lunch.
If we both happened to be together at the same time,
we would just run somewhere and grab a chickil A

(05:11):
or something. I haven't been to chicil A in a
long time. I don't know why, but I haven't been
in a long time. But after the last few times
of being out just to grab lunch, I've just said no.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I just it's not that I bucks when it's fifty
bucks to grab a quick drive through meal, right.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I just I refuse. It's not that I well, I
can't afford it, I guess because I'm saying I'm not
going to do it. I just refuse to spend that
much money to Yet I PB and J yesterday?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
What was the jay? What flavor?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
So you know the family that's they're the Holocaust survivors
that make the jams different jams. They come in these
glass jars. I forget, I can't remember the name of it,
but anyway, they have they have a cherry, they have
a cherry jam. So I had cherry cherry jam on peanuts.
I don't know if i'd cherry. Yeah, it was really good.
It was really good. But it's just it is true.

(06:11):
I I do not I understand white people don't go
about to eat. I was talking to a salesperson yesterday,
for example, and they too have cut out, not entirely,
but no, just randomly going out to eat. They're trying
to limit it to once or twice a week. Now.
It's it's awful out there. Speaking of food, Uh, there

(06:36):
have been a couple of Michelin Star restaurants that had
been picked in Colorado and there was one unmistakable absence
from that list. And this restaurant, after reading the story,
met all the requirements other than one. And I'll tell
you what the one requirement was, which I think is
what kept them off the list. But otherwise they met.

(06:57):
Let me give you an example of well would qualify
as a Michelin Star restaurant. And by the way, Dragon,
can you turn this on because I happen to notice
that there's something that that what's what's that lawyer's name
that I can't I never can't remember his name? Who Caparulo,
Caparulo or something like that. Anyway, whatever his name.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is, Don huh Don Don Caparul.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Don Caparula, that's the guy. Uh he's Italian. I think.
Let me give you an example why I think this
particular restaurant ought to be given a Michelin Star. First,
there's a wait list. As of nine o'clock on Monday morning,
the wait list to get in this restaurant stood at
approximately fifty thousand hopefuls and was continuing continuing to grow.

(07:41):
Fifty thousand people on a wait list to get into
this one restaurant. That means that it must be Michelin Star,
work top not, top not and the second. And I've
been to many restaurants that are like this where you're
required to make a deposit, you have to give a
credit card. At least you don't make it. Tech gonna
make it a deposit, but they want your credit card

(08:02):
because if you cancel within twenty four hours of your
reservation or you don't show up, you're for your reservation,
then you're gonna get charged for the reservation. And I've
been to in fact, one of the there's a I
think it's still one of the talk restaurants in Denver
that requires that. And it's such a convoluted process so
that they require like a forty person per forty per

(08:26):
person deposit, So if you have a reservation of four people,
you have to make a deposit of one hundred and
sixty dollars. And then they once you show up, they
reverse the charges on your credit card, and then they.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Rerun, then they recharge you for the meal.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Right then they charge you for the meal. I mean,
it's just like the stupid convoluted process. So I've been
to like in a lot of midtown Manhattan restaurants to
have Michelin Stars require that, and and then third and
I cannot believe that Michelin passed this restaurant up because
it actually provides table service, table service. Yeah, Cassa Benita,

(09:11):
Cassa Benita A fifty thousand. Now, I don't know what
it is as of today, but when I did this
Michael Brown in yesterday afternoon, it was fifty thousand people
waiting to get in.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, if you ain't made your reservation yet, you ain't
getting in this year.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
And I actually once Tim and I actually looked at
each other when we found out that they had table service.
We actually looked at each other and said, oh, that
changes everything. We might actually go just to see what
it's like. But when I heard the rest of the story,
I was like, no, And then I happened to see
that that what's his name, David Crapole, crap Crapola?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
What huh Don Caparula.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Don Caparula? Is that it is?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like? Is that? Did you find that meat when you
were looking in the deli cabinet the other day? Crap preparator?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
You only get it in the afternoons between two and four.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Then I heard or I didn't hear. I've not heard
this far six. Sorry, I'm sorry in interrupting, interrupting anything.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I've got a show going on back here, Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Then I look up because uh, Craparula has has left
his text messages up, which I find interesting, not that
I would ever read anybody else's text messages. I would
never do that. So just to prove that I never
described Kamala Harris as a fly fisherman and that she
was fly casting, she was casting for bass.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I mean, I know you can go fly fish for bass,
but I was thinking more like Colorado, so I used
brown and rainbow trap as my example. So whoever that
listener is that said I was talking about bass. Uh,
if you're going to text you know Dan Crapperulu, I
can't say the name right, whatever it is, Get the
analogy correct, come on, get that right. But then I

(10:59):
noticed that he has this story. By the way, the
story comes to you Virtue of nine News and Jerry
Jeremy Jehola, right, Jehola, who doesn't like me. I don't
understand why people at nine news don't like me. Nobody
likes you, particularly nine News, because I never say anything

(11:20):
critical about nine News. I never say anything about Kyle
Clark and his is completely objective, unviiased reporting. But Jehola
apparently did this story, which I have no clue what
it is, just the title has caught my attention.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
As a Cosa Bonita fan.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
When I got the email for the Founder's Club, I
did what most people do. I dove in headfirst and
completely scroll through the terms of service. Who's got time
to read all of that? But our Steve on your
Side producer did and found an interesting all caps claus
deep in the fine print. You are giving up the
right to litigate a dispute in court before a judge

(12:00):
or jury.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, we're this is a two minute and thirty second package.
Forty second package. That's not that's not shocking at all.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, have you ever gone to a sporting event or I'm.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Virtually ending for you. Every TLS that I've ever read,
you give up your right to sue. Instead, you're stuck
to binding arbitration usually, So this is news, Jeremy really
no jury.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
We showed this to Night News legal expert Whitney Trailer,
who calls it an arbitration claus.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
They discovered something new, an arbitration clause. Holy cow? Whoever
heard of biding arbitration?

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Is that you're giving up this right before something even.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Happens, a common legal tactic companies use to get the
upper hand on litigious customers and to avoid bad publicity
in court.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
The reality is.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
You're giving up a very and right and you don't
know it. I would assume ninety five percent of the
people who sign that had no idea that they've given
up their right to a probably trust.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'm I'm just pausing the games. I'm really curious whether
or not this particular legal expert is going to go
on to tell what else is true about most binding
arbitration clauses.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
It means if you want to sue Casa Bonita for
something like a slip and fall or food poisoning or whatever,
your claim would be handled in private mediation using COSA
BA services.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Means you agree to resolve any dispute on.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Casa Bonita's terms outside of a public court and away
from public view. Do people really have a legal beef
with the old Pink Tower. Well, like any big business
lawsuits are gonna happen just a few over the years.
An allegation about an exploding Margharita glass, a piece of
metal in someone's.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Food and the pateot went.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
Off, classic slip and fall legal stuff is gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Is an arbitration clause bad?

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Well, it can make it really hard to hold a
company accountable. Take the case of the man who recently
sued Disney because his wife died of a food allergy
at Walt Disney World. Disney attorneys tried getting his lawsuit
tossed because the man signed up for the streaming service
Disney Plus. Disney Plus had an arbitration clause which said

(14:27):
he couldn't sue in courts for any Disney service he used.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
And that's the thing, it's deep down in the document.
You don't really have any power to go back and
forth and negotiate.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It is in legal ease. It's sort of a take
it or leave it.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
After bad publicity, Disney attorneys backed off their arbitration claim
and the lawsuit is now moving forward.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
And now you know what's in the fine print.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
But don't let us ruin your fun when you sign
up for soap a pus and sign away some.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Of your rights.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
I mean, who reads the terms of service anyway?

Speaker 8 (14:59):
Well, I'm not sure that I read every.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Turn of service. Jeremy now that.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I didn't say a word about what I thought this
story was going to be, But it turns out to
be precisely what I thought it was going to be.
Bull crap, utter bull crap. And here's why. Yes, you
agree that if you use their services, or consume their food,
or go on their premises, that you give up your

(15:29):
right to a jury. And you know that that that
you subject yourself to a binding arbitration clause. But what
the what they don't go on to say is that
once you've gone through the entire binding arbitration clause, you
can then take that award to court and challenge that
award in court. So it's not like you would never

(15:50):
ever ever ever get to a jury, that you would
never ever ever get in front of a judge. You
can then challenge the decision of the arbitrators. Oh you can.
I mean you could claim that arbitrators violated your civil
rights under section nineteen eighty three of you know, your
US civil rights or constitutional rights, I mean any number
of things. Yeah, this goes a lot.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well with have you ever gone to a concert? Have
you ever gotten read it back of the escament park?
Have you ever gone to a sporting event? They're all
on that too everywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
In fact, we have a BYDNY arbitration. In fact, we
don't have anything here. It's just that if you consume
us and we offend you, sucks to be you, because
well you were stupid enough to tune in, and so
you know what, you assume the risk, and once you
assume the risk, we have we accept no liability or
responsibility woe. In fact, we don't accept responsibility for anything

(16:45):
we do in our lives.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Here. We just want you to listen for about ten
to fifteen minutes and then change the channel.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And anything come back for right. Yeah, that's because PPM.
That's all we care about. That's always care about. And
then I'd also like to just to let and then
I'll get to another story about that's in the local news.
Let's see. Oh, I get an apology, so I wake up.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
We're going to give an apology. Huh, you're going to
give an apology.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
No, No, I got an apology.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Somebody apologized to you.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, because so Dragon, I both come in the first
thing that I shouldn't say the first thing, but one
of the first things I do is I pull up
the text message is to see what people have texted
me since I went to bed last night, and I
get a text message from Gouber number forty five forty
nine that says, Mike, A certain product are junk. They
burn out in a couple of days. And when I
ordered a three pack, they sent me only two and

(17:41):
I used your promo code, and I'm thinking I had
to ask Dragon what this product was I don't even
endorse this product. So I wrote them back and said,
I don't know what you're talking about. Then I get
back at six oh six Mike apologies Joe PAGs. So
whatever Joe Bags is selling, don't buy according to that goober.

(18:04):
According to that goober, that's right.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
I wonder if nine News has done any features on
the release of liability that everyone agreed to when they
got the COVID vaccines. Seems like that would be even
more of a concern than casabanda. And by the way,
is it still under the emergency use authorization? Asking for
a friends have good day?

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Well?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
And also what about the release of the liability and
the binding arbitration if you move into a an apartment
complex that is controlled by trend or ragua? What about that?
Or I noticed again on because I'm reading all I'm
reading all the text messages this morning that he's not

(18:48):
he but one of his listeners has already had one
of these what do they call him? The motorcycle drifters
that go in between the lanes of traffic filters, I
think filters lane lane lane filter. You know, they always
give us like a nice name like this sounds so nice,
like we're gonna filter the lanes. I'm just filtering the
lanes office, So that's all I'm doing. Just whacked off

(19:09):
somebody's rear view mirror and just kept going. And you know,
thanks Colorado. So we're watching the news. Last night, I
switched over and watched Nora O'Donnell, which is always a mistake,
but you know that's why. I just I couldn't stand
and listen to David Muir's voice. So I thought I'd
listened to nor o'donna last night. But before we flipped over,

(19:31):
we were over at KATVR because you know, Dave Fraser
has you know, Colorado's most accurate forecast, and we heard
this story and.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
We continue to work through the valid questions, this time
looking about at a.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Question about the sale of fur in the city of Denver.

Speaker 11 (19:46):
Onceor of one political report of Gabrielle Franklin is on it.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Gabrielle, the sale of fur and Denver. Yes. Now, I
want you to pay attention to a couple of things.
The story about a hat maker, and I want you
to listen to the little twerp that's pushing this ballot
measure and the organization she works for.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
Yeah, well Erica the selling of new for Oh Dragon.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's Gabriella. It's Gabrielle doing the story here. Am I
going to get in trouble for pointing out that Gabrielle
is doing the story? Where we going to get a
call from katv R again Michael Brown's talking about Gabriella.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh is that the same one that interviewed Hernandez?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yes? Oh, maybe should just move on to another story.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I was trying to figure out what the connection here was.
It's like, what's the problem here, I don't recognize the name? Okay,
now there's.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Okay now, yeah, yeah, now you get it now?

Speaker 12 (20:47):
Yeah, items could be I think of the past here
in Denver, if enough voters approve of a ballot question
now some small business owners are saying that it could
put them out of business.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
And then I located and moved to Denver in nineteen
ninety six. I am a custom hat maker, starting from
the base blank of a felt hat and.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Making custom orders to fit.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Any shape, style, size of felt hat.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
Colleen or has been making in selling hats for decades.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Anybody that really is a hat wear or is you know,
has worn a lower quality than they have a great
appreciation for the higher quality, because you'll go through and
a wool hat will break down in a year or so,
where a beaver fur a rabbit or beaver fur hat

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can be scrubbed and dry cleaning, solvent and reblocked time
and time again.

Speaker 12 (21:52):
There's a new measure on Denver's ballot. Colleen is concerned about.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I am I am nervous.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I sell hats all over Colorado, all over the United.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
States and the world.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
And if they ban the.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Sale of fur, even just starting in Denver, I don't
know what I would do or where I would go.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
This woman understands progressivism, and we'll just start in Denver.
By the way, I think there's a shortage of rabbits.
I think rabbits are an endangered feces. I do.

Speaker 12 (22:33):
The ballot question is proposing to ban the sale of
new fur items, and while some products like leather, sheepskin, wool,
and secondhand fur items would be exempted, the band would
apply to beaver fer A few.

Speaker 11 (22:45):
Very few cowboy hats actually use fur. It's only the
elite ones that ultra rich people buy.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
The veta oh, I love this woman. Ultra rich, ultra
rich people buy fur hats and she puts her fists
in the air like these.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Ultra rich people buy these hats, and by golly, we
can't have these. I mean, this is classic Marxism right here,
This is classic class warfare.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
This what you know? She she just looks like a liberal.
She just looks like a Marxist.

Speaker 12 (23:22):
Actually, vast majority of cowboy hats do not use fer
Natalie Fulton of Pro Animal's Future believes.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Pro Animal Future Yes, because the starving little bunnies that
might that my neighbors shoot with.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
The twenty two voters will site with her group.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
Luckily, the public is very much on our side against
For many people think that fur is already banned in
Denver and they're surprised to learn that it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Now. Remember we're talking about rabbits n beaver. Yeah, rabbits
and beaver yeah. Insert your own joke there. Rabbits and
beaver Yep, you know, why don't we? I wonder if
we could use prairie dog fur. How about that? A
prairie dog fur cowboy hat?

Speaker 12 (24:10):
And the group bringing this measure to the ballot is
also bringing that Slaughterhouse Proposal band to the Denver ballot
this year Now if this measure were to take effect,
it would take effects starting next July.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
There you go in Denver. We're gonna and you want here,
here's the sad part. You want to take bets on
whether or not they'll outlaw slaughterhouses and the uh sale, use,
resale whatever of a fur in Denver. Yeah, this state

(24:48):
is truly out of its effing mind. Let me you
know what, let me rephrase that, Denver and the front
r are truly out of their ever loving mind. You're
gonna drive this woman out of business because well, you know,

(25:08):
rabbits are and endangered feces and we've got to stop
it pro animal future. So let's just let the little bunnies,
you know, proliferate, just you know they you know, well,
you know the whole thing about you know, reproducing like
like rabbits. But let's let's not. Let's not let people

(25:30):
make a choice. And let's certainly not let ultra rich
people make a choice. As she said, the public is
very much on our side and against fur. In fact,
many people think fur is already banned in Denver. They're
surprised to learn that it is not. No, I never
once thought that fur was banned in Denver now slaughterhouses

(25:52):
Jiminy Christmas. I wonder how they get the fur from
the rabbits or from the beaver. How do they do that? Ooh,
they might slaughter them, they might skin them alive. Who knows.
The stupidity that goes on in this state makes you
wonder why we even are part of, say the trans

(26:13):
Mississippi West. Well, we got California, but it's everywhere. It's
not just Denver. It's you know, Houston, it's San Antonio,
It's Dallas, it's Fort Worth, it's Austin, it's Boulder, it's
Salt Lake. Salt Lake City's turning into a you know,
a bastion of liberalism. It's this urban rural divide. And

(26:39):
I think the urban rural divide is between those of
us who maybe grew up in a rural area and
understand exactly where that fake cheese comes from, or where
that big, juicy, fat, greasy hamburger comes from too, or
for that matter, we might actually believe in Oh, you

(27:00):
you have figured out a way to make a living,
and you're making custom hats, and you're selling those hats
right out of Denver, Colorado, all over the world. You know,
people may say, well she can just pick up and
move to Douglas County. She would have to get out
of her lease. She would have to find a new

(27:20):
location to lease. And then is she as she says,
if Denver today, who knows tomorrow, Maybe she'll just move
out of state entirely and that'll be one fewer like taxpayer,
that's providing some you know, product that some ultra rich
people want. And the Animal Future pro Animal Future group

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will be really happy because they've killed off another business
and they saved a bunch of wafly rabbits and they'll
go on to attack whatever's going to be next. So
you got nine News putting together a crap package about, oh,
you're giving up your legal rights when you go to Casabanita.
I'm thinking, why the hell would you get in a

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wait list of fifty thousand people to go eat you
know the other thing? And Dragon when they did the
story on on kdd R last night about Casabanita, they
talked about how the cafeteria slop line was no longer available.
You actually got table service.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
No no, And.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
That's when Tamar looked up and said, oh, well, maybe
we'll go table.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
Service I don't think the issue is fur. I think
the issue is the lack of stuffed beavers. There's a
lot of angry folks out there could be much happier
if they just had a stuffed beaver. Have a great day, everybody.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Have you ever had stuffed beaver? I like you if
you stuff it just right and then sawteya. You have
to have like really good extra virgin olive oil. You
can't just buy the crap you get at King Soupers.
You gotta you gotta get it imported Italy. It's got
to be the real thing. You know, fake extra virgin

(29:08):
olive oil is is you.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Just have to find the right beaver.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You gotta find the right beaver. You gotta have the
right oil. You kind of mix it all together. You
kind of stuff it, You kind of sautey it kind
of stirred up a little now and again to massage
a little bit, and then a nice cream sauce usually
is is pretty good on that's the finishing. Yeah. Yeah,
So come on down and have some stuffed beaver with

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us anytime you'd like. Drag. In fact, dragging are thing
about having a listener event where we're going to all
wear uh, rabbit for cowboy hats and eat stuffed beaver
for the for the meal. We were gonna do it
at Cosa Benita, but they just have stuff rats, so you.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Know, and they have the stupid claws that you know.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh that's right, and the and the arbitration clause. Of course,
we're going to have our own arbitration clause, and that
is you can't you can't talk to us, you can't
touch us, you can't look at us, you can't even
you just ignore us, while Dragon, I just do our thing.
You just ignore us, and you can just enjoy being
in the presence of us. Is you know, kind of
what you got as long as we're you know, knocking

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down the queen city of the planes. Denver ten dumbest
Denver bike bike lanes? Now what do you think about?
He dragon? You didn't even look at it, did you?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Not a chance?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
But you know what number one is right? Broadway? Oh yeah,
that was Broadway. And I like the way they describe Broadway.
Brad Evans writes, the fifteen million dollars fifteen million dollars,
but the city of Denver recently spent on the South
Broadway bike lane is probably the worst because it goes

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nowhere and did nothing to improve the place. Troy Debaca.
But if that's candy see Tobacca's boyfriend agreed, writing that's
what happens when you give decision makers who ride the
lanes millions of dollars instead of due diligence. But the
people who actually own bikes Broadway and does not even
close bicyclist And I hate this part of town, Sophie

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show Rights. I never take Broadway. Bannick Street feels much
safer now I might give you Bannick Street. Broadway two
way is pretty dumb, also referring to the two way
bike lan on the South Broadway that was finished by
the city of Denver in April after two years of construction.

(31:37):
And this is a good one too. I've only seen
this one like once or twice. And that's Denver West
from twentieth to Denver West. They made a four lane
road two lanes and then they put up a barrier
which means that you cannot pull over for fire trucks
or ambulances or cop cars. Well, that's even trill South

(31:59):
University down South University the other day and there's a
I think it was a fire truck, and there's so
much traffic jammed up because the lights are never timed.
The lights never worked in this city. They never work.
You know. You can see that they have the sensors
in the intersection, but the sensors never work, and so
what does the fire truck have to do? So those

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of us that were south Bundlin University are able to
pull over, but everybody was in northbound, the same direction
as the fire truck. There's no place for them to go.
Might as well be in midtown Manhattan, fifteenth Street. That's
Martin Luther King book. Why would you put one on MLK?
I don't get that one at all. And then this

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one Federal Boulevard. I don't know of all the times
in my entire I'm dead serious here, of all the
times of my entire life that I've been up and
down Federal Boulevard trying to purchase an illegal gun or
illicit drugs. I don't think I have ever seen a
bike traversing Federal Boulevard ever. And why would you You're

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just gonna get machine gun down, you know, trendor In fact,
I wonder if trendor Rod was figured out that you know,
just take over a federal boulevard, and they probably already
have the businesses along there for all we know. Hey,
don't tell anybody about what do we want to do next. Oh,

(33:24):
I got a couple of ideas. Hang tight, we'll surprise
you