Dad Fashion Takes Over Cincy for Fathers Day

Episode Transcript

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You're waking up with kids in themorning. Kiss good morning Dad fashion.
Dad fashion at its finest. RickyUchino, guys is the person that I
usually bring on to talk about thongsandals in the office. You'll remember this,
right He's he's currently wearing them rightnow. I am, Yes,
so I finally bought a pair forthe year. You've got your work thongs

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on, which you know is highlyinappropriate. Not only does he have the
thongs on, it's paired today witha tight ye T shirt in cargo shorts.
Yes, I am not here tomake it rain on you today because
it is almost Father's Day and Iwant to celebrate you. Oh okay,
this is your past for the show. This one time pass. But there's

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an event coming up at Gatherol andFretboard which I will talk to you.
We'll give you just a few minutes. We'll talk about that. But what
is like your favorite dad fashion?But my favorite dad fashion is the fact
that you know, I'm married withtwo kids. Who am I trying to
impress? I you know, I'mwow. You know I can wear I
wear what fits. I wear what'scomfortable, and that tends to be cargo

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shorts or basketball shorts and like Ihave on a wrestling T shirt today,
Like that's that's my fact. Ihave nothing. I have nothing to wear,
you know that I need to impressanybody. I got a three and
a five year old at home.They like bright colors, and hey,
they think I look good. That'sall that matters at the end of the
day. I love you for that. Rick. Again, I'm not gonna

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make it rain on you about thethong sandal in the public workspace, but
because today is your day. Butyou are the king of dad fashion here.
Yeah, I mean, look,I I am stereotypical. You know
what what you picture a dad,you know, wearing in his off top.
See, I'm lucky that I workin radio that I could wear,
you know, the off time atower attire here. It doesn't matter.

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I don't have to look like anything. Y'all are luck you like I actually
comb my hair this morning. Y'allshould feel special about that. I didn't
put on the REDS ballcap to gowith the tied I shirt and the green
cargo shorts. I'm trying to paintthe picture here of how much of a
mess I actually look like this one. I think one would argue that it

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no matter what profession you're in,your footwear. Still mutters in the office.
I here's the thing, though,I don't look at anybody's feet.
I don't pay attention to what kindof shoes anybody has on. And I
don't care. As long as Ican't smell your feet, I'm fine.
I don't care, and I takegood care of my feet. And you

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know, putting out the eight contentfor free, you know, with the
lead to love you for that,and we do love that. You're a
friend of the show. Rick Uccinoworks at seven hundred WLW. If your
dad has a very specific style,dad fashion coming up in two songs,
you are going to want to hearabout this free event that I'm going to
be judging. And I wanted toget practice ahead of time with Rick Uchino

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here, so we were doing dadfashion for this free event. You would
win ten out of ten with thecargoes, the TI day and the thongs.
Nice. I love it. You'rewaking up fifth in the morning.
Kiss good. More than the commonconsensus about Father's Day is that dads always
get jypped. Not this year.There's a free event happening at the Fretboard,

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which I have Brian Clifton, who'sthe GM from Fretboard, and Jakoma
who's the GM of Gatherol. Haveyou been there yet? I love,
love, love of going there.Walk me through a little bit. Guys,
what this dadgent is? Ah thedadgean? What isn't a dageant.
It's gonna be a kind of acelebration of all the dads. A pageant
for dads, pageant for dads.And it's free to get in. If

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you're like, I have no ideawhat to do with my dad, what
to get him? He doesn't wantsocks, he doesn't want golf teas anymore.
You guys have to come to thisevent because it sounds like it's gonna
be a good time. So dadsare gonna basically strut their stuff. Yeah,
yeah, we're gonna put them onWe're gonna if you can't get anything,
you might as well embarrass them,right, We're gonna put them on
stage. And what shows dad lovemore than Hey, I'm going to embarrass

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you in front of the public.Fretboard is hosting like it's gonna be like
a three round thing. I'm assumingthat I'm going to be judging. So
walk me through the first thing thatwe'll do. So the first one is
gonna be dad jokes. So tellyour best dad joke, And do you
have one, Brian, I mighthave one? Okay, do you want
to hear it now? Well?You know, I mean might as well.

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We're here. It's kind of asituational joke. You gotta set it.
It's got to be set up perfectly. That's such a dad like.
Yeah, right, that's already thedad joke. All right, So we'll
go through dad jokes and then whatelse will we will do? Well,
then we're gonna have kind of likethe Dad bod which it's not what you
may think. It's more of likethe Dad. It's the gown, yeah,

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Dad fashion. So no one willhave to take their shirts off.
No, I highly expect someone toattempt it, right, we're not encouraging
that. But okay, where yourcargo shorts when you're polo tucked in and
your new balance type deal the monarchs, the monarchs with the tall socks.

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If you have a denim short withthe cargo loop on the outside right,
the hammer loop, that's good.I expect someone to whip out a tool
belt at some point. Oh,sure that helps if you have just recently,
if you cut the grass that morningand then come in, that's even
better that one. That's exactly whatwe're talking like wearing kind of like you're
the leaf blower backpackage. Yes,come, comes, bring it all.

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What do you need, honey?What do you need? I heard it
was an emergency. You know.What dads always do though that I hear
wives complain about is that they'll haveI would love to see someone try to
pull this off. Let's say there'sa big event at the house. Dad
will decide that it's time to cutdown a tree, like fifteen minutes before
everyone shows up. Accurate. Accurate, that is accurate. Yeah, why

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do you do that project? Oh? I got a bunch of people coming.
I coping mechanism. Why there yougo, coping mechanism. All right,
so we'll do dad jokes, dadfashion, and then what was the
final thing? It's like a situationalthing. So you know in the in
the pageants where they asked a questionyou got answer that. So this is
gonna be similar to that. You'regonna get a scenario like you're gonna get

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asked by the host. You knowhow would you solve X problem? And
then we're gonna see how they respond. So a great example of that I
can imagine would be do do yourbest airport walk? Like, we're six
hours early to the airport. Howare you responding? Yeah? I love
that six hours early. Or you'retaking a twelve hour road trip and you're

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in the car, you know,and the kids, You're only forty five
minutes and then the kids have startedup in the backseat. Give us your
best dad voice, that's your dad. Calm that dad dad reaction. I
would love to ask either one ofyou to act out a scenario that often
happens in households is do not touchthe thermostat? Is there any can you
give me like maybe three seconds ofwhat it would sound like coming from your

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household? Why is it so hotin here when you touched the thermostead Like,
where are universe were freezing? Dun? That was the voice of Brian
Clifton, he's the GM of fretBoard. I also want to ask what's
the what happens when people come theybuy what beer? Well, we do.
We'd like to promote our vlad whichis our pilsner and it's pretty much

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our flagship beer, very last fordads, Lads for dads exactly. And
we've got we've got some great VladT shirts that are pretty cool too.
So if you need a last minuteFather's Day gift, here you go and
a dollar Lad and a BLAD Tshirt and you're in. And a dollar
from all the sales of Vlad goesto the Boys and Girls Club. Correct

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of the the pints during the day, we'll go to Sisters. Yes,
Jakoma, what type of person areyou looking for this? Who? Like?
Can as many people as you wantshow up? Oh? Yeah,
I mean, let's all right,there's so many different types of dads,
but they all have the same mannerisms, right, But we want to range
here. We want to want totest out the dad community, see how

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the dad's come together. What Ilove about this is that I'm such a
super easy judge, Like I justI want everyone to win, so I'll
do my best to pick the best. But this is low commitment. You
don't have to sign up for anythingreally in advance. If you wake up
Sunday morning or if you're thinking today, I have no idea what I'm going
to do with my dad for Father'sDay. Bring them to gather All for

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free. Don't overthink. It startsat two o'clock. We'll probably get fret
board. What did I say.It's in the same place. It's in
the bottom part of Gatherol right theback end there. Just come by.
We're gonna be there sipping on beersfor the majority of the day. This
is really low stakes, low commitment, but high reward. I didn't even
ask is there a prize at theend. There is. We're putting prizes

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together for sure. A good dadpack, well, a dad bag,
a dad bag. JackAM, theGM of Gatherall, and Brian Clifton,
the GM of fret Board. Thedad Jint is happening two to four on
Sunday. We'd love for you tocome down. I'll be there, my
friend Ali Martin will be there andmorn at all In. Some proceeds go

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to the Boys and Girls Club.So thank you guys for stopping. I
appreciate you. I appreciate it.You guys, you're phead. Thanks for
having us. You're waking up withTiff in the morning on kiss one o
seven to one. Good morning.I'm hoping you have a keyword for me
this morning. Congratulations you are goingto Nile Horn my friends. Awesome.
Are you wearing cargo shorts? Yes? I am right now. A well,

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congratulations you're going to Nile what's yourname? What neighborhood are you waking
up with me in this morning?Alan? And I'm from Wenchberg. Alan,
thank you for listening to Tiff inthe morning every day. I appreciate
you. Yeah, no problem,You're the best. Ah nice If you
took an L on these, Ithought today was already Friday. Oh my
god, I'm getting no sleep rightnow. You still have another chance to

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win. I'll take us tomorrow morningif you want to set a reminder at
seven thirty. Coming up, injust two songs, I have the three
things you need to know to getyour day started in since the including which
Cincinnati venture the Kelsey Brothers have justbought into you. I'll have that more coming up