Orks R Dorks
A podcast which began about Warhammer 40k and American History but has morphed into a show following the adventures of JFK and his father through time and space.
Episodes
A (rejected) sketch/audio mash up/whatever for the The Skewer. Which if you've not listened to you should.
This month we've some bespoke poems from John to get you in the Christmas Mood.
0.00 - 0.28 - Theme Tune and Intro
0.28 - 1.07 - A Visit from Saint Nick
1.07 - 4.14 - The Three Aeldari
4.14 - 4.40 - Closing Comments and Theme Tune
4.40 - 5.20 - Credits
5.20 - 8.06 - Christmas Bonus Features
Due to illness, we've a change from our expected continuation of John and Barton's adventures as we check in on one of our favourite podcasts "Margey's Meaty Moments". So dive in for Recipes, Spielberg's "The Post" and Porcine Poetry.
Barton is finally going to explain to John what's going on, but will the explanation make John's life any easier?
Pre-Credits: 00:00 - 00:38
Credits - 00:38 - 00:47
Book One: Beginnings - 00:47 - 07:05
Book Two: Judgements - 07:05 - 12:17
Theme and Outro - 12:17 - 12:57
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: The Chosen One. In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033.
All music heard ...
John and Barton are the prisoners of Pope Pius IX (Oh and Ash and Burr are there too in a sack). How are they going to get out of this mess?
The already tenuous links to Warhammer 40k begin to fray even further.
John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Kennedy were played by themselves
The Creepy Prisoner was played by Lewis Staples
Pope Pius the ninth was played by Stefano Trillini
Ash Routh was unwittingly playing themselves
Our theme ...
This month Orks R Dorks is heading into space.
00.00 - 00.20 - Pre-Credits
00.20 - 00.25 - Theme Tune
00.25 - 01.05 - Show Intro
01.05 - 02.14 - Tour of the Ship
02.14 - 03.10 - 19th Century Space Flight
03.10 - 05.01 - Dad Arrives
05.01 - 06.45 - Dad Arrives Again
06.45 - 09.30 - Il Papa
09.30 - 10.20 - End Credits and Theme
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Apollo 19. In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy...
In this episode of Orks R Dorks we have a huge interview with Henry Cavill, well sort of.
Intro: 00.00 to 00:37
The Big Interview: 00:37 to 05.11
JFK touches a Hat 05.11 to 05.13
The Fallout 05:13 to 06:54
Outro and Credits 06:54 to 07:37
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Man of Lille
John Frankie Kennedy was played by himself
Henri the Rat was played by Cravenborne Jameison
Human Host was played by well we never got a...
John Frankie Kennedy is back from the Orb and he's taking aim at the pretenders to his Orks R Dorks crown.
In this episode you heard:
Charles Morton as Burr
Corrin Caccioppo as Ash
Eddie O’Keeffe as Doctor Ork, Auks or Dork Host and Colin
Garthy Hornstout as Grutgar, Bildung Brookmeyer and The Police Loud Hailer
John Frankie Kennedy as Himself
Margaret Brown as Agony Aunt Janey and Frunget the investment Ork
Michael Salonga as...
Ash and Burr are in therapy, but what does that have to do with Orks R Dorks and the Kennedy Clan?
Theme: 00:00 to 00:16
"The Return" : 00:16 to 10:29
???????: 10:31 to 12:37
A couple of episodes ago Brenda Kennedy died and we have not yet been able to mourn that loss properly.
This audio is the recording of her funeral held at St. Paul and Mark's Church in the parish of Great Horkesley in Colchester.
00:00 - Intro to service
00:05 - Reverend Dunley Whitfield shares their eulogy
01:37 - A reading from the Egyptian book of the dead
02:27 - Amazing Grace (feat. Timbo)byFather Sleep
03:51 - Memories of Bre...
None of the Kennedys were available this month to help with the podcast so instead we've got a taste of what is happening in other parts of the Orkniverse away from the ongoing family drama.
In "The Saga of Grutgar Versus Salonga", Grutgar takes exception to the filth which has been being spread online about him and seeks justice. And maybe finds more than that as he does.
Featuring Grutgar and Pixley Zook as themselves.
Intro...
Brenda takes over the show this month with an episode of Lace is Ace.
00:00 - 00:55 - Intro
00:55 - 02:32 - Jokes about Knitters
02:32 - 03.15 - 18th Century French Politics
03:15- 04:43 - All about the Normans
04:43- 07:18 - All About Lace
07:18 - 07:48 - Theme and Credits
07:48 - 08:13 - Post Credits Sequence
The day has come. Frank Johnnie Kennedy will battle Orky Mike for ownership of the orb in which Frank's brother's soul is contained. Who will win? Will John Frankie Kennedy ever be released from the orb?
A very short message about the Queen, we haven't had time to edit this much as this message is from the heart.
We (The Kennedy Clan) have yet to get John out of the Orb but Rishi has been able to extract some audio from the Orb. Its a sad tale so bring a hankie.
The First (And Last?) Proper episode of Eldar Smelldar.
Timestamps
0 m00s - Theme Tune
0m17s - Intro to the Show
1m09s - Jokes about Space Elves
3m 58s - 20th Century Indian Politics
10m 13s - Learn Your Erogenous Zones with Warhammer 40k
10m 36s - Besmirchment of Sir Salonga - Rebuttal
13m 43s - Who Would Win?
14m 44s - Sexy Ork Corner
16m 02s - End of the Show
Me (Brenda here, John's Mum) and his brother Frank Johnnie Kennedy have edited together the audio from the fateful night when Orky Mike killed our sweet sweet John. Be warned it is a graphic listen.
Intro - 00.00 - 1.08
Press Conference - 1.37 - 12.48
Adverts 12.48 - 14.08
The Fight - 14.08 - 22.01
In Memoriam - 22.01 - 22.59
This months content is:
Theme and Introduction - 0.0-0.34
19th Century US Politics - Campaign Songs - 0.34 to 5.45
Jokes About Orks - 5.45-6.49
Adverts - 6.49 -7.41
Interview with Dr. Henglemeister Van Birbeck - Part 1 - 7.41-12.41
Learn Your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K - D is for...-12.41-13.29
Hidden Costs - 13.29 - 17.15
Interview with Dr. Henglemeister Van Birbeck - Part 2 - 17.15 -22.45
End of the Show - 22.45-24.10
In this month's episode (with timestamp for start):
19th Century Politics: 1812 Presidential Elections 00:34
Infiltration featuring "Life's A Pitch" Podcast 02:57
Crypto Corner with Frank Johnnie Kennedy 04:49
Learn Your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K 09:36
Court Ordered Mandatory Feature 10:19
End of the Show 14:03
Thanks 15:04
Catch up on the Life's A Pitch Podcast at https://soundcloud.com/lifesapitchpodcast/tracks
In this month's episode we cover:
- Learn your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K
- Jokes About Orks
- 19th Century US Politics
- Hidden Costs: Warhammer and Canal Boating
- Everything is Better with Eldar
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