The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Episodes

April 2, 2026 83 mins
Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video
Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money
Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?
The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors
Your cat hates you
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Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?
A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok
Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address
Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun
A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak
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Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world
These survival tips squash old survival myths
Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?
Sometimes people just say really dumb things
People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on
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Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor
Getting everything from free trial offers
A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects
Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there
A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today
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Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old
Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.
It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist
Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes
The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants
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The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance
Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear
A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'
Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year
What is the worst neighbor you ever had?
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A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks
Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam
A woman cheated on her man and married a train
Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice
Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket
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Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?
Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested
Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time
The sport of sperm racing is leveling up
An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie
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Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?
The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released
Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray
Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona
The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z
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Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!
There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'
The point in life when you stop caring what other people think
The best rock band logos
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19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead
Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since
Things that you can and can't bring on a plane
Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine
Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other
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Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?
A college has created a little device to count your farts for science
A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening
Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.
Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers
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Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close
Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled
Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years
Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok
Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?
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Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts
Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells
Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys
Kelly spent the entire weekend without power
Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart
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We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake
Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang
80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname
We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops
Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?
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People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially
How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?
A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is
The best movie soundtracks to have sex to
NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve
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Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies
What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?
Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement
Every single kid in America is on their phone at school
The happiest cities in the country
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Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably
People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport
Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year
Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship
Strange school team names
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Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?
The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most
Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend
Robbing a bank with a Google translator
Having sex in a port-a-potty
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A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student
Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo
Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size
Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be
Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it
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