The Morning Blitz
The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
Episodes
September 3, 2025 • 91 mins
A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026
We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds
Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space
We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble
Goose is not a fan of sightseeing
We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds
Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space
We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble
Goose is not a fan of sightseeing
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September 2, 2025 • 92 mins
An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job
What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?
'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today
Sharing relationship dirt with your friends
Gummy thoughts
What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?
'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today
Sharing relationship dirt with your friends
Gummy thoughts
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August 29, 2025 • 98 mins
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event
Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice
Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes
People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event
Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice
Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes
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August 28, 2025 • 90 mins
A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game
Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches
If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?
Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart
Hide the zucchini
Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches
If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?
Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart
Hide the zucchini
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August 27, 2025 • 91 mins
Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows
You should never use a cucumber that big for that
The greatest farts from movie scenes
Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice
Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need
You should never use a cucumber that big for that
The greatest farts from movie scenes
Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice
Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need
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August 26, 2025 • 86 mins
Bands that could still tour with their original lineup
Seth Rogen wants to get high with you
Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies
Ironing boards have become a thing of the past
A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands
Seth Rogen wants to get high with you
Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies
Ironing boards have become a thing of the past
A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands
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August 25, 2025 • 84 mins
Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival
Calling off work because you are unhappy
Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot
How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band
Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding
Calling off work because you are unhappy
Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot
How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band
Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding
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August 22, 2025 • 99 mins
How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?
Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate
If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?
The funniest movies of all time
Your petty reason for hating a celebrity
Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate
If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?
The funniest movies of all time
Your petty reason for hating a celebrity
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August 21, 2025 • 93 mins
Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time
The hamstering trend has come back around again
Petty reasons for breaking up with someone
Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you
Cat food burgers
The hamstering trend has come back around again
Petty reasons for breaking up with someone
Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you
Cat food burgers
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August 20, 2025 • 93 mins
Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air
A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis
If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you
Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all
Do you regret having kids? That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy
A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis
If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you
Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all
Do you regret having kids? That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy
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August 19, 2025 • 88 mins
Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women
How did you dodge a bullet in the past?
Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary
We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out
Taste Test Tuesday
How did you dodge a bullet in the past?
Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary
We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out
Taste Test Tuesday
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August 18, 2025 • 86 mins
Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood
A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets
Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it
A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing
A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school
A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets
Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it
A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing
A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school
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August 15, 2025 • 91 mins
What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist
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August 14, 2025 • 91 mins
Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z
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August 13, 2025 • 87 mins
Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD
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August 11, 2025 • 85 mins
Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts
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August 8, 2025 • 92 mins
The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery
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August 7, 2025 • 93 mins
Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life
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August 6, 2025 • 96 mins
What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking mental health days off from school
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking mental health days off from school
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August 5, 2025 • 95 mins
On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested
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